Those of you who have dwelt—or even lingered—in Chicago Illinois (this is not a humorous story) are familiar with the region known as the Loop. For those others of you to whom Chicago is a transfer point between New York and San Francisco there is presented this brief explanation:
The Loop is a clamorous, smoke-infested
district embraced by the iron arms of the elevated
tracks. In a city boasting fewer millions, it
would be known familiarly as downtown. From Congress
to Lake Street, from Wabash almost to the river, those
thunderous tracks make a complete circle, or loop.
Within it lie the retail shops, the commercial hotels,
the theatres, the restaurants. It is the Fifth
Avenue (diluted) and the Broadway (deleted) of Chicago.
And he who frequents it by night in search of amusement
and cheer is known, vulgarly, as a Loop-hound.
Jo Hertz was a Loop-hound. On
the occasion of those sparse first nights granted
the metropolis of the Middle West he was always present,
third row, aisle, left. When a new loop cafe
was opened Jo’s table always commanded an unobstructed
view of anything worth viewing. On entering he
was wont to say, “Hello, Gus,” with careless
cordiality to the head waiter, the while his eye roved
expertly from table to table as he removed his gloves.
He ordered things under glass, so that his table, at
midnight or thereabouts, resembled a hot-bed that favours
the bell system. The waiters fought for him.
He was the kind of man who mixes his own salad dressing.
He liked to call for a bowl, some cracked ice, lemon,
garlic, paprika, salt, pepper, vinegar, and oil and
make a rite of it. People at near-by tables would
lay down their knives and forks to watch, fascinated.
The secret of it seemed to lie in using all the oil
in sight and calling for more.
That was Jo a plump and
lonely bachelor of fifty. A plethoric, roving-eyed
and kindly man, clutching vainly at the garments of
a youth that had long slipped past him. Jo Hertz,
in one of those pinch-waist belted suits and a trench
coat and a little green hat, walking up Michigan Avenue
of a bright winter’s afternoon, trying to take
the curb with a jaunty youthfulness against which
every one of his fat-encased muscles rebelled, was
a sight for mirth or pity, depending on one’s
vision.
The gay-dog business was a late phase
in the life of Jo Hertz. He had been a quite
different sort of canine. The staid and harassed
brother of three unwed and selfish sisters is an under
dog. The tale of how Jo Hertz came to be a Loop-hound
should not be compressed within the limits of a short
story. It should be told as are the photo plays,
with frequent throwbacks and many cut-ins. To
condense twenty-three years of a man’s life
into some five or six thousand words requires a verbal
economy amounting to parsimony.
At twenty-seven Jo had been the dutiful,
hard-working son (in the wholesale harness business)
of a widowed and gummidging mother, who called him
Joey. If you had looked close you would have seen
that now and then a double wrinkle would appear between
Jo’s eyes a wrinkle that had no business
there at twenty-seven. Then Jo’s mother
died, leaving him handicapped by a death-bed promise,
the three sisters and a three-story-and-basement house
on Calumet Avenue. Jo’s wrinkle became a
fixture.
Death-bed promises should be broken
as lightly as they are seriously made. The dead
have no right to lay their clammy fingers upon the
living.
“Joey,” she had said,
in her high, thin voice, “take care of the girls.”
“I will, Ma,” Jo had choked.
“Joey,” and the voice
was weaker, “promise me you won’t marry
till the girls are all provided for.” Then
as Joe had hesitated, appalled: “Joey,
it’s my dying wish. Promise!”
“I promise, Ma,” he had said.
Whereupon his mother had died, comfortably,
leaving him with a completely ruined life.
They were not bad-looking girls, and
they had a certain style, too. That is, Stell
and Eva had. Carrie, the middle one, taught school
over on the West Side. In those days it took
her almost two hours each way. She said the kind
of costume she required should have been corrugated
steel. But all three knew what was being worn,
and they wore it or fairly faithful copies
of it. Eva, the housekeeping sister, had a needle
knack. She could skim the State Street windows
and come away with a mental photograph of every separate
tuck, hem, yoke, and ribbon. Heads of departments
showed her the things they kept in drawers, and she
went home and reproduced them with the aid of a two-dollar-a-day
seamstress. Stell, the youngest, was the beauty.
They called her Babe. She wasn’t really
a beauty, but some one had once told her that she looked
like Janice Meredith (it was when that work of fiction
was at the height of its popularity). For years
afterward, whenever she went to parties, she affected
a single, fat curl over her right shoulder, with a
rose stuck through it.
Twenty-three years ago one’s
sisters did not strain at the household leash, nor
crave a career. Carrie taught school, and hated
it. Eva kept house expertly and complainingly.
Babe’s profession was being the family beauty,
and it took all her spare time. Eva always let
her sleep until ten.
This was Jo’s household, and
he was the nominal head of it. But it was an
empty title. The three women dominated his life.
They weren’t consciously selfish. If you
had called them cruel they would have put you down
as mad. When you are the lone brother of three
sisters, it means that you must constantly be calling
for, escorting, or dropping one of them somewhere.
Most men of Jo’s age were standing before their
mirror of a Saturday night, whistling blithely and
abstractedly while they discarded a blue polka-dot
for a maroon tie, whipped off the maroon for a shot-silk,
and at the last moment decided against the shot-silk
in favor of a plain black-and-white, because she had
once said she preferred quiet ties. Jo, when
he should have been preening his feathers for conquest,
was saying:
“Well, my God, I am hurrying!
Give a man time, can’t you? I just got
home. You girls have been laying around the house
all day. No wonder you’re ready.”
He took a certain pride in seeing
his sisters well dressed, at a time when he should
have been reveling in fancy waistcoats and brilliant-hued
socks, according to the style of that day, and the
inalienable right of any unwed male under thirty,
in any day. On those rare occasions when his
business necessitated an out-of-town trip, he would
spend half a day floundering about the shops, selecting
handkerchiefs, or stockings, or feathers, or fans,
or gloves for the girls. They always turned out
to be the wrong kind, judging by their reception.
From Carrie, “What in the world do I want of
a fan!”
“I thought you didn’t have one,”
Jo would say.
“I haven’t. I never go to dances.”
Jo would pass a futile hand over the
top of his head, as was his way when disturbed.
“I just thought you’d like one. I
thought every girl liked a fan. Just,”
feebly, “just to to have.”
“Oh, for pity’s sake!”
And from Eva or Babe, “I’ve
got silk stockings, Jo.” Or, “You
brought me handkerchiefs the last time.”
There was something selfish in his
giving, as there always is in any gift freely and
joyfully made. They never suspected the exquisite
pleasure it gave him to select these things; these
fine, soft, silken things. There were many things
about this slow-going, amiable brother of theirs that
they never suspected. If you had told them he
was a dreamer of dreams, for example, they would have
been amused. Sometimes, dead-tired by nine o’clock,
after a hard day down town, he would doze over the
evening paper. At intervals he would wake, red-eyed,
to a snatch of conversation such as, “Yes, but
if you get a blue you can wear it anywhere. It’s
dressy, and at the same time it’s quiet, too.”
Eva, the expert, wrestling with Carrie over the problem
of the new spring dress. They never guessed that
the commonplace man in the frayed old smoking-jacket
had banished them all from the room long ago; had
banished himself, for that matter. In his place
was a tall, debonair, and rather dangerously handsome
man to whom six o’clock spelled evening clothes.
The kind of man who can lean up against a mantel, or
propose a toast, or give an order to a man-servant,
or whisper a gallant speech in a lady’s ear
with equal ease. The shabby old house on Calumet
Avenue was transformed into a brocaded and chandeliered
rendezvous for the brilliance of the city. Beauty
was here, and wit. But none so beautiful and
witty as She. Mrs. er Jo
Hertz. There was wine, of course; but no vulgar
display. There was music; the soft sheen of satin;
laughter. And he the gracious, tactful host,
king of his own domain
“Jo, for heaven’s sake,
if you’re going to snore go to bed!”
“Why did I fall asleep?”
“You haven’t been doing
anything else all evening. A person would think
you were fifty instead of thirty.”
And Jo Hertz was again just the dull,
grey, commonplace brother of three well-meaning sisters.
Babe used to say petulantly, “Jo,
why don’t you ever bring home any of your men
friends? A girl might as well not have any brother,
all the good you do.”
Jo, conscience-stricken, did his best
to make amends. But a man who has been petticoat-ridden
for years loses the knack, somehow, of comradeship
with men. He acquires, too, a knowledge of women,
and a distaste for them, equalled only, perhaps, by
that of an elevator-starter in a department store.
Which brings us to one Sunday in May.
Jo came home from a late Sunday afternoon walk to
find company for supper. Carrie often had in one
of her school-teacher friends, or Babe one of her
frivolous intimates, or even Eva a staid guest of
the old-girl type. There was always a Sunday
night supper of potato salad, and cold meat, and coffee,
and perhaps a fresh cake. Jo rather enjoyed it,
being a hospitable soul. But he regarded the
guests with the undazzled eyes of a man to whom they
were just so many petticoats, timid of the night streets
and requiring escort home. If you had suggested
to him that some of his sisters’ popularity
was due to his own presence, or if you had hinted that
the more kittenish of these visitors were probably
making eyes at him, he would have stared in amazement
and unbelief.
This Sunday night it turned out to
be one of Carrie’s friends.
“Emily,” said Carrie, “this is my
brother, Jo.”
Jo had learned what to expect in Carrie’s
friends. Drab-looking women in the late thirties,
whose facial lines all slanted downward.
“Happy to meet you,” said
Jo, and looked down at a different sort altogether.
A most surprisingly different sort, for one of Carrie’s
friends. This Emily person was very small, and
fluffy, and blue-eyed, and sort of well,
crinkly looking. You know. The corners of
her mouth when she smiled, and her eyes when she looked
up at you, and her hair, which was brown, but had
the miraculous effect, somehow, of being golden.
Jo shook hands with her. Her
hand was incredibly small, and soft, so that you were
afraid of crushing it, until you discovered she had
a firm little grip all her own. It surprised
and amused you, that grip, as does a baby’s
unexpected clutch on your patronising forefinger.
As Jo felt it in his own big clasp, the strangest
thing happened to him. Something inside Jo Hertz
stopped working for a moment, then lurched sickeningly,
then thumped like mad. It was his heart.
He stood staring down at her, and she up at him, until
the others laughed. Then their hands fell apart,
lingeringly.
“Are you a school-teacher, Emily?” he
said.
“Kindergarten. It’s my first year.
And don’t call me Emily, please.”
“Why not? It’s your
name. I think it’s the prettiest name in
the world.” Which he hadn’t meant
to say at all. In fact, he was perfectly aghast
to find himself saying it. But he meant it.
At supper he passed her things, and
stared, until everybody laughed again, and Eva said
acidly, “Why don’t you feed her?”
It wasn’t that Emily had an
air of helplessness. She just made you feel you
wanted her to be helpless, so that you could help her.
Jo took her home, and from that Sunday
night he began to strain at the leash. He took
his sisters out, dutifully, but he would suggest, with
a carelessness that deceived no one, “Don’t
you want one of your girl friends to come along?
That little What’s-her-name Emily,
or something. So long’s I’ve got
three of you, I might as well have a full squad.”
For a long time he didn’t know
what was the matter with him. He only knew he
was miserable, and yet happy. Sometimes his heart
seemed to ache with an actual physical ache.
He realised that he wanted to do things for Emily.
He wanted to buy things for Emily useless,
pretty, expensive things that he couldn’t afford.
He wanted to buy everything that Emily needed, and
everything that Emily desired. He wanted to marry
Emily. That was it. He discovered that one
day, with a shock, in the midst of a transaction in
the harness business. He stared at the man with
whom he was dealing until that startled person grew
uncomfortable.
“What’s the matter, Hertz?”
“Matter?”
“You look as if you’d
seen a ghost or found a gold mine. I don’t
know which.”
“Gold mine,” said Jo. And then, “No.
Ghost.”
For he remembered that high, thin
voice, and his promise. And the harness business
was slithering downhill with dreadful rapidity, as
the automobile business began its amazing climb.
Jo tried to stop it. But he was not that kind
of business man. It never occurred to him to jump
out of the down-going vehicle and catch the up-going
one. He stayed on, vainly applying brakes that
refused to work.
“You know, Emily, I couldn’t
support two households now. Not the way things
are. But if you’ll wait. If you’ll
only wait. The girls might that is,
Babe and Carrie ”
She was a sensible little thing, Emily.
“Of course I’ll wait. But we mustn’t
just sit back and let the years go by. We’ve
got to help.”
She went about it as if she were already
a little match-making matron. She corralled all
the men she had ever known and introduced them to
Babe, Carrie, and Eva separately, in pairs, and en
masse. She arranged parties at which Babe
could display the curl. She got up picnics.
She stayed home while Jo took the three about.
When she was present she tried to look as plain and
obscure as possible, so that the sisters should show
up to advantage. She schemed, and planned, and
contrived, and hoped; and smiled into Jo’s despairing
eyes.
And three years went by. Three
precious years. Carrie still taught school, and
hated it. Eva kept house, more and more complainingly
as prices advanced and allowance retreated. Stell
was still Babe, the family beauty; but even she knew
that the time was past for curls. Emily’s
hair, somehow, lost its glint and began to look just
plain brown. Her crinkliness began to iron out.
“Now, look here!” Jo argued,
desperately, one night. “We could be happy,
anyway. There’s plenty of room at the house.
Lots of people begin that way. Of course, I couldn’t
give you all I’d like to, at first. But
maybe, after a while ”
No dreams of salons, and brocade,
and velvet-footed servitors, and satin damask now.
Just two rooms, all their own, all alone, and Emily
to work for. That was his dream. But it
seemed less possible than that other absurd one had
been.
You know that Emily was as practical
a little thing as she looked fluffy. She knew
women. Especially did she know Eva, and Carrie,
and Babe. She tried to imagine herself taking
the household affairs and the housekeeping pocketbook
out of Eva’s expert hands. Eva had once
displayed to her a sheaf of aigrettes she had
bought with what she saved out of the housekeeping
money. So then she tried to picture herself allowing
the reins of Jo’s house to remain in Eva’s
hands. And everything feminine and normal in
her rebelled. Emily knew she’d want to
put away her own freshly laundered linen, and smooth
it, and pat it. She was that kind of woman.
She knew she’d want to do her own delightful
haggling with butcher and vegetable pedlar. She
knew she’d want to muss Jo’s hair, and
sit on his knee, and even quarrel with him, if necessary,
without the awareness of three ever-present pairs of
maiden eyes and ears.
“No! No! We’d
only be miserable. I know. Even if they didn’t
object. And they would, Jo. Wouldn’t
they?”
His silence was miserable assent.
Then, “But you do love me, don’t you,
Emily?”
“I do, Jo. I love you and
love you and love you. But, Jo, I can’t.”
“I know it, dear. I knew
it all the time, really. I just thought, maybe,
somehow ”
The two sat staring for a moment into
space, their hands clasped. Then they both shut
their eyes, with a little shudder, as though what they
saw was terrible to look upon. Emily’s hand,
the tiny hand that was so unexpectedly firm, tightened
its hold on his, and his crushed the absurd fingers
until she winced with pain.
That was the beginning of the end, and they knew it.
Emily wasn’t the kind of girl
who would be left to pine. There are too many
Jo’s in the world whose hearts are prone to lurch
and then thump at the feel of a soft, fluttering,
incredibly small hand in their grip. One year
later Emily was married to a young man whose father
owned a large, pie-shaped slice of the prosperous
state of Michigan.
That being safely accomplished, there
was something grimly humorous in the trend taken by
affairs in the old house on Calumet. For Eva
married. Of all people, Eva! Married well,
too, though he was a great deal older than she.
She went off in a hat she had copied from a French
model at Field’s, and a suit she had contrived
with a home dressmaker, aided by pressing on the part
of the little tailor in the basement over on Thirty-first
Street. It was the last of that, though.
The next time they saw her, she had on a hat that
even she would have despaired of copying, and a suit
that sort of melted into your gaze. She moved
to the North Side (trust Eva for that), and Babe assumed
the management of the household on Calumet Avenue.
It was rather a pinched little household now, for
the harness business shrank and shrank.
“I don’t see how you can
expect me to keep house decently on this!” Babe
would say contemptuously. Babe’s nose, always
a little inclined to sharpness, had whittled down
to a point of late. “If you knew what Ben
gives Eva.”
“It’s the best I can do,
Sis. Business is something rotten.”
“Ben says if you had the least
bit of ” Ben was Eva’s husband,
and quotable, as are all successful men.
“I don’t care what Ben
says,” shouted Jo, goaded into rage. “I’m
sick of your everlasting Ben. Go and get a Ben
of your own, why don’t you, if you’re
so stuck on the way he does things.”
And Babe did. She made a last
desperate drive, aided by Eva, and she captured a
rather surprised young man in the brokerage way, who
had made up his mind not to marry for years and years.
Eva wanted to give her her wedding things, but at
that Jo broke into sudden rebellion.
“No sir! No Ben is going
to buy my sister’s wedding clothes, understand?
I guess I’m not broke yet. I’ll
furnish the money for her things, and there’ll
be enough of them, too.”
Babe had as useless a trousseau, and
as filled with extravagant pink-and-blue and lacy
and frilly things as any daughter of doting parents.
Jo seemed to find a grim pleasure in providing them.
But it left him pretty well pinched. After Babe’s
marriage (she insisted that they call her Estelle
now) Jo sold the house on Calumet. He and Carrie
took one of those little flats that were springing
up, seemingly over night, all through Chicago’s
South Side.
There was nothing domestic about Carrie.
She had given up teaching two years before, and had
gone into Social Service work on the West Side.
She had what is known as a legal mind hard,
clear, orderly and she made a great success
of it. Her dream was to live at the Settlement
House and give all her time to the work. Upon
the little household she bestowed a certain amount
of grim, capable attention. It was the same kind
of attention she would have given a piece of machinery
whose oiling and running had been entrusted to her
care. She hated it, and didn’t hesitate
to say so.
Jo took to prowling about department
store basements, and household goods sections.
He was always sending home a bargain in a ham, or a
sack of potatoes, or fifty pounds of sugar, or a window
clamp, or a new kind of paring knife. He was
forever doing odd little jobs that the janitor should
have done. It was the domestic in him claiming
its own.
Then, one night, Carrie came home
with a dull glow in her leathery cheeks, and her eyes
alight with resolve. They had what she called
a plain talk.
“Listen, Jo. They’ve
offered me the job of first assistant resident worker.
And I’m going to take it. Take it!
I know fifty other girls who’d give their ears
for it. I go in next month.”
They were at dinner. Jo looked
up from his plate, dully. Then he glanced around
the little dining room, with its ugly tan walls and
its heavy, dark furniture (the Calumet Avenue pieces
fitted cumbersomely into the five-room flat).
“Away? Away from here,
you mean to live?” Carrie laid down
her fork. “Well, really, Jo! After
all that explanation.”
“But to go over there to live!
Why, that neighbourhood’s full of dirt, and
disease, and crime, and the Lord knows what all.
I can’t let you do that, Carrie.”
Carrie’s chin came up.
She laughed a short little laugh. “Let me!
That’s eighteenth-century talk, Jo. My life’s
my own to live. I’m going.”
And she went.
Jo stayed on in the apartment until
the lease was up. Then he sold what furniture
he could, stored or gave away the rest, and took a
room on Michigan Avenue in one of the old stone mansions
whose decayed splendour was being put to such purpose.
Jo Hertz was his own master.
Free to marry. Free to come and go. And he
found he didn’t even think of marrying.
He didn’t even want to come or go, particularly.
A rather frumpy old bachelor, with thinning hair and
a thickening neck. Much has been written about
the unwed, middle-aged woman; her fussiness, her primness,
her angularity of mind and body. In the male
that same fussiness develops, and a certain primness,
too. But he grows flabby where she grows lean.
Every Thursday evening he took dinner
at Eva’s, and on Sunday noon at Stell’s.
He tucked his napkin under his chin and openly enjoyed
the home-made soup and the well-cooked meats.
After dinner he tried to talk business with Eva’s
husband, or Stell’s. His business talks
were the old-fashioned kind, beginning:
“Well, now, looka here.
Take, f’rinstance your raw hides and leathers.”
But Ben and George didn’t want
to “take, f’rinstance, your raw hides and
leathers.” They wanted, when they took anything
at all, to take golf, or politics or stocks.
They were the modern type of business man who prefers
to leave his work out of his play. Business, with
them, was a profession a finely graded
and balanced thing, differing from Jo’s clumsy,
downhill style as completely as does the method of
a great criminal detective differ from that of a village
constable. They would listen, restively, and
say, “Uh-uh,” at intervals, and at the
first chance they would sort of fade out of the room,
with a meaning glance at their wives. Eva had
two children now. Girls. They treated Uncle
Jo with good-natured tolerance. Stell had no
children. Uncle Jo degenerated, by almost imperceptible
degrees, from the position of honoured guest, who
is served with white meat, to that of one who is content
with a leg and one of those obscure and bony sections
which, after much turning with a bewildered and investigating
knife and fork, leave one baffled and unsatisfied.
Eva and Stell got together and decided
that Jo ought to marry.
“It isn’t natural,”
Eva told him. “I never saw a man who took
so little interest in women.”
“Me!” protested Jo, almost shyly.
“Women!”
“Yes. Of course. You act like a frightened
schoolboy.”
So they had in for dinner certain
friends and acquaintances of fitting age. They
spoke of them as “splendid girls.”
Between thirty-six and forty. They talked awfully
well, in a firm, clear way, about civics, and classes,
and politics, and economics, and boards. They
rather terrified Jo. He didn’t understand
much that they talked about, and he felt humbly inferior,
and yet a little resentful, as if something had passed
him by. He escorted them home, dutifully, though
they told him not to bother, and they evidently meant
it. They seemed capable, not only of going home
quite unattended, but of delivering a pointed lecture
to any highwayman or brawler who might molest them.
The following Thursday Eva would say, “How did
you like her, Jo?”
“Like who?” Jo would spar feebly.
“Miss Matthews.”
“Who’s she?”
“Now, don’t be funny,
Jo. You know very well I mean the girl who was
here for dinner. The one who talked so well on
the emigration question.
“Oh, her! Why, I liked her all right.
Seems to be a smart woman.”
“Smart! She’s a perfectly splendid
girl.”
“Sure,” Jo would agree cheerfully.
“But didn’t you like her?”
“I can’t say I did, Eve.
And I can’t say I didn’t. She made
me think a lot of a teacher I had in the fifth reader.
Name of Himes. As I recall her, she must have
been a fine woman. But I never thought of her
as a woman at all. She was just Teacher.”
“You make me tired,” snapped
Eva impatiently. “A man of your age.
You don’t expect to marry a girl, do you?
A child!”
“I don’t expect to marry anybody,”
Jo had answered.
And that was the truth, lonely though he often was.
The following spring Eva moved to
Winnetka. Any one who got the meaning of the
Loop knows the significance of a move to a north-shore
suburb, and a house. Eva’s daughter, Ethel,
was growing up, and her mother had an eye on society.
That did away with Jo’s Thursday
dinner. Then Stell’s husband bought a car.
They went out into the country every Sunday. Stell
said it was getting so that maids objected to Sunday
dinners, anyway. Besides, they were unhealthy,
old-fashioned things. They always meant to ask
Jo to come along, but by the time their friends were
placed, and the lunch, and the boxes, and sweaters,
and George’s camera, and everything, there seemed
to be no room for a man of Jo’s bulk. So
that eliminated the Sunday dinners.
“Just drop in any time during
the week,” Stell said, “for dinner.
Except Wednesday that’s our bridge
night and Saturday. And, of course,
Thursday. Cook is out that night. Don’t
wait for me to phone.”
And so Jo drifted into that sad-eyed,
dyspeptic family made up of those you see dining in
second-rate restaurants, their paper propped up against
the bowl of oyster crackers, munching solemnly and
with indifference to the stare of the passer-by surveying
them through the brazen plate-glass window.
And then came the War. The war
that spelled death and destruction to millions.
The war that brought a fortune to Jo Hertz, and transformed
him, over night, from a baggy-kneed old bachelor, whose
business was a failure, to a prosperous manufacturer
whose only trouble was the shortage in hides for the
making of his product leather! The
armies of Europe called for it. Harnesses!
More harnesses! Straps! Millions of straps.
More! More!
The musty old harness business over
on Lake Street was magically changed from a dust-covered,
dead-alive concern to an orderly hive that hummed
and glittered with success. Orders poured in.
Jo Hertz had inside information on the War. He
knew about troops and horses. He talked with
French and English and Italian buyers noblemen,
many of them commissioned by their countries
to get American-made supplies. And now, when
he said to Ben or George, “Take f’rinstance
your raw hides and leathers,” they listened
with respectful attention.
And then began the gay-dog business
in the life of Jo Hertz. He developed into a
Loop-hound, ever keen on the scent of fresh pleasure.
That side of Jo Hertz which had been repressed and
crushed and ignored began to bloom, unhealthily.
At first he spent money on his rather contemptuous
nieces. He sent them gorgeous fans, and watch
bracelets, and velvet bags. He took two expensive
rooms at a downtown hotel, and there was something
more tear-compelling than grotesque about the way
he gloated over the luxury of a separate ice-water
tap in the bathroom. He explained it.
“Just turn it on. Ice-water!
Any hour of the day or night.”
He bought a car. Naturally.
A glittering affair; in colour a bright blue, with
pale blue leather straps and a great deal of gold fittings,
and wire wheels. Eva said it was the kind of thing
a soubrette would use, rather than an elderly business
man. You saw him driving about in it, red-faced
and rather awkward at the wheel. You saw him,
too, in the Pompeian room at the Congress Hotel of
a Saturday afternoon when doubtful and roving-eyed
matrons in kolinsky capes are wont to congregate to
sip pale amber drinks. Actors grew to recognise
the semi-bald head and the shining, round, good-natured
face looming out at them from the dim well of the
parquet, and sometimes, in a musical show, they directed
a quip at him, and he liked it. He could pick
out the critics as they came down the aisle, and even
had a nodding acquaintance with two of them.
“Kelly, of the Herald,”
he would say carelessly. “Bean, of the Trib.
They’re all afraid of him.”
So he frolicked, ponderously.
In New York he might have been called a Man About
Town.
And he was lonesome. He was very
lonesome. So he searched about in his mind and
brought from the dim past the memory of the luxuriously
furnished establishment of which he used to dream in
the evenings when he dozed over his paper in the old
house on Calumet. So he rented an apartment,
many-roomed and expensive, with a man-servant in charge,
and furnished it in styles and periods ranging through
all the Louises. The living room was mostly rose
colour. It was like an unhealthy and bloated
boudoir. And yet there was nothing sybaritic or
uncleanly in the sight of this paunchy, middle-aged
man sinking into the rosy-cushioned luxury of his
ridiculous home. It was a frank and naïve indulgence
of long-starved senses, and there was in it a great
resemblance to the rolling eyed ecstasy of a schoolboy
smacking his lips over an all-day sucker.
The War went on, and on, and on.
And the money continued to roll in a flood
of it. Then, one afternoon, Eva, in town on shopping
bent, entered a small, exclusive, and expensive shop
on Michigan Avenue. Exclusive, that is, in price.
Eva’s weakness, you may remember, was hats.
She was seeking a hat now. She described what
she sought with a languid conciseness, and stood looking
about her after the saleswoman had vanished in quest
of it. The room was becomingly rose-illumined
and somewhat dim, so that some minutes had passed
before she realised that a man seated on a raspberry
brocade settee not five feet away a man
with a walking stick, and yellow gloves, and tan spats,
and a check suit was her brother Jo.
From him Eva’s wild-eyed glance leaped to the
woman who was trying on hats before one of the many
long mirrors. She was seated, and a saleswoman
was exclaiming discreetly at her elbow.
Eva turned sharply and encountered
her own saleswoman returning, hat-laden. “Not
to-day,” she gasped. “I’m feeling
ill. Suddenly.” And almost ran from
the room.
That evening she told Stell, relating
her news in that telephone pidgin-English devised
by every family of married sisters as protection against
the neighbours and Central. Translated, it ran
thus:
“He looked straight at me.
My dear, I thought I’d die! But at least
he had sense enough not to speak. She was one
of those limp, willowy creatures with the greediest
eyes that she tried to keep softened to a baby stare,
and couldn’t, she was so crazy to get her hands
on those hats. I saw it all in one awful minute.
You know the way I do. I suppose some people
would call her pretty. I don’t. And
her colour! Well! And the most expensive-looking
hats. Aigrettes, and paradise, and feathers.
Not one of them under seventy-five. Isn’t
it disgusting! At his age! Suppose Ethel
had been with me!”
The next time it was Stell who saw
them. In a restaurant. She said it spoiled
her evening. And the third time it was Ethel.
She was one of the guests at a theatre party given
by Nicky Overton II. You know. The North
Shore Overtons. Lake Forest. They came in
late, and occupied the entire third row at the opening
performance of “Believe Me!” And Ethel
was Nicky’s partner. She was glowing like
a rose. When the lights went up after the first
act Ethel saw that her uncle Jo was seated just ahead
of her with what she afterward described as a blonde.
Then her uncle had turned around, and seeing her,
had been surprised into a smile that spread genially
all over his plump and rubicund face. Then he
had turned to face forward again, quickly.
“Who’s the old bird?”
Nicky had asked. Ethel had pretended not to hear,
so he had asked again.
“My Uncle,” Ethel answered,
and flushed all over her delicate face, and down to
her throat. Nicky had looked at the blonde, and
his eyebrows had gone up ever so slightly.
It spoiled Ethel’s evening.
More than that, as she told her mother of it later,
weeping, she declared it had spoiled her life.
Eva talked it over with her husband
in that intimate, kimonoed hour that precedes bedtime.
She gesticulated heatedly with her hair brush.
“It’s disgusting, that’s
what it is. Perfectly disgusting. There’s
no fool like an old fool. Imagine! A creature
like that. At his time of life.”
There exists a strange and loyal kinship
among men. “Well, I don’t know,”
Ben said now, and even grinned a little. “I
suppose a boy’s got to sow his wild oats some
time.”
“Don’t be any more vulgar
than you can help,” Eva retorted. “And
I think you know, as well as I, what it means to have
that Overton boy interested in Ethel.”
“If he’s interested in
her,” Ben blundered, “I guess the fact
that Ethel’s uncle went to the theatre with
some one who wasn’t Ethel’s aunt won’t
cause a shudder to run up and down his frail young
frame, will it?”
“All right,” Eva had retorted.
“If you’re not man enough to stop it,
I’ll have to, that’s all. I’m
going up there with Stell this week.”
They did not notify Jo of their coming.
Eva telephoned his apartment when she knew he would
be out, and asked his man if he expected his master
home to dinner that evening. The man had said
yes. Eva arranged to meet Stell in town.
They would drive to Jo’s apartment together,
and wait for him there.
When she reached the city Eva found
turmoil there. The first of the American troops
to be sent to France were leaving. Michigan Boulevard
was a billowing, surging mass: Flags, pennants,
banners crowds. All the elements that make for
demonstration. And over the whole quiet.
No holiday crowd, this. A solid, determined mass
of people waiting patient hours to see the khaki-clads
go by. Three years of indefatigable reading had
brought them to a clear knowledge of what these boys
were going to.
“Isn’t it dreadful!” Stell gasped.
“Nicky Overton’s only nineteen, thank
goodness.”
Their car was caught in the jam.
When they moved at all it was by inches. When
at last they reached Jo’s apartment they were
flushed, nervous, apprehensive. But he had not
yet come in. So they waited.
No, they were not staying to dinner
with their brother, they told the relieved houseman.
Jo’s home has already been described
to you. Stell and Eva, sunk in rose-coloured
cushions, viewed it with disgust, and some mirth.
They rather avoided each other’s eyes.
“Carrie ought to be here,”
Eva said. They both smiled at the thought of
the austere Carrie in the midst of those rosy cushions,
and hangings, and lamps. Stell rose and began
to walk about, restlessly. She picked up a vase
and laid it down; straightened a picture. Eva
got up, too, and wandered into the hall. She
stood there a moment, listening. Then she turned
and passed into Jo’s bedroom. And there
you knew Jo for what he was.
This room was as bare as the other
had been ornate. It was Jo, the clean-minded
and simple-hearted, in revolt against the cloying luxury
with which he had surrounded himself. The bedroom,
of all rooms in any house, reflects the personality
of its occupant. True, the actual furniture was
panelled, cupid-surmounted, and ridiculous. It
had been the fruit of Jo’s first orgy of the
senses. But now it stood out in that stark little
room with an air as incongruous and ashamed as that
of a pink tarleton danseuse who finds herself
in a monk’s cell. None of those wall-pictures
with which bachelor bedrooms are reputed to be hung.
No satin slippers. No scented notes. Two
plain-backed military brushes on the chiffonier (and
he so nearly hairless!). A little orderly stack
of books on the table near the bed. Eva fingered
their titles and gave a little gasp. One of them
was on gardening.
“Well, of all things!”
exclaimed Stell. A book on the War, by an Englishman.
A detective story of the lurid type that lulls us to
sleep. His shoes ranged in a careful row in the
closet, with a shoe-tree in every one of them.
There was something speaking about them. They
looked so human. Eva shut the door on them, quickly.
Some bottles on the dresser. A jar of pomade.
An ointment such as a man uses who is growing bald
and is panic-stricken too late. An insurance calendar
on the wall. Some rhubarb-and-soda mixture on
the shelf in the bathroom, and a little box of pepsin
tablets.
“Eats all kinds of things at
all hours of the night,” Eva said, and wandered
out into the rose-coloured front room again with the
air of one who is chagrined at her failure to find
what she has sought. Stell followed her furtively.
“Where do you suppose he can
be?” she demanded. “It’s” she
glanced at her wrist “why, it’s
after six!”
And then there was a little click.
The two women sat up, tense. The door opened.
Jo came in. He blinked a little. The two
women in the rosy room stood up.
“Why Eve! Why, Babe! Well!
Why didn’t you let me know?”
“We were just about to leave. We thought
you weren’t coming home.”
Joe came in, slowly.
“I was in the jam on Michigan,
watching the boys go by.” He sat down,
heavily. The light from the window fell on him.
And you saw that his eyes were red.
And you’ll have to learn why.
He had found himself one of the thousands in the jam
on Michigan Avenue, as he said. He had a place
near the curb, where his big frame shut off the view
of the unfortunates behind him. He waited with
the placid interest of one who has subscribed to all
the funds and societies to which a prosperous, middle-aged
business man is called upon to subscribe in war time.
Then, just as he was about to leave, impatient at
the delay, the crowd had cried, with a queer dramatic,
exultant note in its voice, “Here they come!
Here come the boys!”
Just at that moment two little, futile,
frenzied fists began to beat a mad tattoo on Jo Hertz’s
broad back. Jo tried to turn in the crowd, all
indignant resentment. “Say, looka here!”
The little fists kept up their frantic
beating and pushing. And a voice a
choked, high little voice cried, “Let
me by! I can’t see! You man, you!
You big fat man! My boy’s going by to
war and I can’t see! Let me
by!”
Jo scrooged around, still keeping
his place. He looked down. And upturned
to him in agonised appeal was the face of little Emily.
They stared at each other for what seemed a long,
long time. It was really only the fraction of
a second. Then Jo put one great arm firmly around
Emily’s waist and swung her around in front of
him. His great bulk protected her. Emily
was clinging to his hand. She was breathing rapidly,
as if she had been running. Her eyes were straining
up the street.
“Why, Emily, how in the world! ”
“I ran away. Fred didn’t
want me to come. He said it would excite me too
much.”
“Fred?”
“My husband. He made me promise to say
good-bye to Jo at home.”
“Jo?”
“Jo’s my boy. And
he’s going to war. So I ran away. I
had to see him. I had to see him go.”
She was dry-eyed. Her gaze was straining up the
street.
“Why, sure,” said Jo.
“Of course you want to see him.” And
then the crowd gave a great roar. There came
over Jo a feeling of weakness. He was trembling.
The boys went marching by.
“There he is,” Emily shrilled,
above the din. “There be is! There
he is! There he ” And waved
a futile little hand. It wasn’t so much
a wave as a clutching. A clutching after something
beyond her reach.
“Which one? Which one, Emily?”
“The handsome one. The
handsome one. There!” Her voice quavered
and died.
Jo put a steady hand on her shoulder.
“Point him out,” he commanded. “Show
me.” And the next instant. “Never
mind. I see him.”
Somehow, miraculously, he had picked
him from among the hundreds. Had picked him as
surely as his own father might have. It was Emily’s
boy. He was marching by, rather stiffly.
He was nineteen, and fun-loving, and he had a girl,
and he didn’t particularly want to go to France
and to go to France. But more than
he had hated going, he had hated not to go. So
he marched by, looking straight ahead, his jaw set
so that his chin stuck out just a little. Emily’s
boy.
Jo looked at him, and his face flushed
purple. His eyes, the hard-boiled eyes of a Loop-hound,
took on the look of a sad old man. And suddenly
he was no longer Jo, the sport; old J. Hertz, the
gay dog. He was Jo Hertz, thirty, in love with
life, in love with Emily, and with the stinging blood
of young manhood coursing through his veins.
Another minute and the boy had passed
on up the broad street the fine, flag-bedecked
street just one of a hundred service-hats
bobbing in rhythmic motion like sandy waves lapping
a shore and flowing on.
Then he disappeared altogether.
Emily was clinging to Jo. She
was mumbling something, over and over. “I
can’t. I can’t. Don’t ask
me to. I can’t let him go. Like that.
I can’t.”
Jo said a queer thing.
“Why, Emily! We wouldn’t
have him stay home, would we? We wouldn’t
want him to do anything different, would we?
Not our boy. I’m glad he enlisted.
I’m proud of him. So are you glad.”
Little by little he quieted her.
He took her to the car that was waiting, a worried
chauffeur in charge. They said good-bye, awkwardly.
Emily’s face was a red, swollen mass.
So it was that when Jo entered his
own hallway half an hour later he blinked, dazedly,
and when the light from the window fell on him you
saw that his eyes were red.
Eva was not one to beat about the
bush. She sat forward in her chair, clutching
her bag rather nervously.
“Now, look here, Jo. Stell
and I are here for a reason. We’re here
to tell you that this thing’s got to stop.”
“Thing? Stop?”
“You know very well what I mean.
You saw me at the milliner’s that day.
And night before last, Ethel. We’re all
disgusted. If you must go about with people like
that, please have some sense of decency.”
Something gathering in Jo’s
face should have warned her. But he was slumped
down in his chair in such a huddle, and he looked so
old and fat that she did not heed it. She went
on. “You’ve got us to consider.
Your sisters. And your nieces. Not to speak
of your own ”
But he got to his feet then, shaking,
and at what she saw in his face even Eva faltered
and stopped. It wasn’t at all the face of
a fat, middle-aged sport. It was a face Jovian,
terrible.
“You!” he began, low-voiced,
ominous. “You!” He raised a great
fist high. “You two murderers! You
didn’t consider me, twenty years ago. You
come to me with talk like that. Where’s
my boy! You killed him, you two, twenty years
ago. And now he belongs to somebody else.
Where’s my son that should have gone marching
by to-day?” He flung his arms out in a great
gesture of longing. The red veins stood out on
his forehead. “Where’s my son!
Answer me that, you two selfish, miserable women.
Where’s my son!” Then, as they huddled
together, frightened, wild-eyed. “Out of
my house! Out of my house! Before I hurt
you!”
They fled, terrified. The door banged behind
them.
Jo stood, shaking, in the centre of
the room. Then he reached for a chair, gropingly,
and sat down. He passed one moist, flabby hand
over his forehead and it came away wet. The telephone
rang. He sat still. It sounded far away
and unimportant, like something forgotten. I think
he did not even hear it with his conscious ear.
But it rang and rang insistently. Jo liked to
answer his telephone, when at home.
“Hello!” He knew instantly the voice at
the other end.
“That you, Jo?” it said.
“Yes.”
“How’s my boy?”
“I’m all right.”
“Listen, Jo. The crowd’s
coming over to-night. I’ve fixed up a little
poker game for you. Just eight of us.”
“I can’t come to-night, Gert.”
“Can’t! Why not?”
“I’m not feeling so good.”
“You just said you were all right.”
“I am all right. Just kind of tired.”
The voice took on a cooing note.
“Is my Joey tired? Then he shall be all
comfy on the sofa, and he doesn’t need to play
if he don’t want to. No, sir.”
Jo stood staring at the black mouth-piece
of the telephone. He was seeing a procession
go marching by. Boys, hundreds of boys, in khaki.
“Hello! Hello!” the voice took on
an anxious note. “Are you there?”
“Yes,” wearily.
“Jo, there’s something the matter.
You’re sick. I’m coming right over.”
“No!”
“Why not? You sound as if you’d been
sleeping. Look here ”
“Leave me alone!” cried
Jo, suddenly, and the receiver clacked onto the hook.
“Leave me alone. Leave me alone.”
Long after the connection had been broken.
He stood staring at the instrument
with unseeing eyes. Then he turned and walked
into the front room. All the light had gone out
of it. Dusk had come on. All the light had
gone out of everything. The zest had gone out
of life. The game was over the game
he had been playing against loneliness and disappointment.
And he was just a tired old man. A lonely, tired
old man in a ridiculous, rose-coloured room that had
grown, all of a sudden, drab.