Miss Sadie Corn was not a charmer
but when you handed your room-key to her you found
yourself stopping to chat a moment. If you were
the right kind you showed her your wife’s picture
in the front of your watch. If you were the wrong
kind with your scant hair carefully combed to hide
the bald spot you showed her the newspaper clipping
that you carried in your vest pocket. Following
inspection of the first Sadie Corn would say:
“Now that’s what I call a sweet face!
How old is the youngest?” Upon perusal the second
was returned with dignity and: “Is that
supposed to be funny?” In each case Sadie Corn
had you placed for life.
She possessed the invaluable gift
of the floor clerk, did Sadie Corn that
of remembering names and faces. Though you had
registered at the Hotel Magnifique but the
night before, for the first time, Sadie Corn would
look up at you over her glasses as she laid your key
in its proper row, and say: “Good morning,
Mr. Schultz! Sleep well?”
“Me!” you would stammer,
surprised and gratified. “Me! Fine!
H’m Thanks!” Whereupon you would
cross your right foot over your left nonchalantly
and enjoy that brief moment’s chat with Floor
Clerk Number Two. You went back to Ishpeming,
Michigan, with three new impressions: The first
was that you were becoming a personage of considerable
importance. The second was that the Magnifique
realised this great truth and was grateful for your
patronage. The third was that New York was a
friendly little hole after all!
Miss Sadie Corn was dean of the Hotel
Magnifique’s floor clerks. The primary
requisite in successful floor clerkship is homeliness.
The second is discreet age. The third is tact.
And for the benefit of those who think the duties
of a floor clerk end when she takes your key when
you leave your room, and hands it back as you return,
it may be mentioned that the fourth, fifth, sixth
and seventh requisites are diplomacy, ingenuity, unlimited
patience and a comprehensive knowledge of human nature.
Ambassadors have been known to keep their jobs on less
than that.
She had come to the Magnifique
at thirty-three, a plain, spare, sallow woman, with
a quiet, capable manner, a pungent trick of the tongue
on occasion, a sparse fluff of pale-coloured hair,
and big, bony-knuckled hands, such as you see on women
who have the gift of humanness. She was forty-eight
now still plain, still spare, still sallow.
Those bony, big-knuckled fingers had handed keys to
potentates, and pork-packers, and millinery buyers
from Seattle; and to princes incognito, and paupers
much the same the difference being that
the princes dressed down to the part, while the paupers
dressed up to it.
Time, experience, understanding and
the daily dealing with ever-changing humanity had
brought certain lines into Sadie Corn’s face.
So skilfully were they placed that the unobservant
put them down as wrinkles on the countenance of a
homely, middle-aged woman; but he who read as he ran
saw that the lines about the eyes were quizzical, shrewd
lines, which come from the practice of gauging character
at a glance; that the mouth-markings meant tolerance
and sympathy and humour; that the forehead furrows
had been carved there by those master chisellers,
suffering and sacrifice.
In the last three or four years Sadie
Corn had taken to wearing a little lavender-and-white
crocheted shawl about her shoulders on cool days, and
when Two-fifty-seven, who was a regular, caught his
annual heavy cold late in the fall, Sadie would ask
him sharply whether he had on his winter flannels.
On his replying in the negative she would rebuke him
scathingly and demand a bill of sizable denomination;
and when her watch was over she would sally forth
to purchase four sets of men’s winter underwear.
As captain of the Magnifique’s thirty-four floor
clerks Sadie Corn’s authority extended from
the parlours to the roof, but her especial domain
was floor two. Ensconced behind her little desk
in a corner, blocked in by mailracks, pantry signals,
pneumatic-tube chutes and telephone, with a clear
view of the elevators and stairway, Sadie Corn was
mistress of the moods, manners and morals of the Magnifique’s
second floor.
It was six thirty p.m. on Monday of
Automobile Show Week when Sadie Corn came on watch.
She came on with a lively, well-developed case of
neuralgia over her right eye and extending down into
her back teeth. With its usual spitefulness the
attack had chosen to make its appearance during her
long watch. It never selected her short-watch
days, when she was on duty only from eleven a.m. until
six-thirty p.m.
Now with a peppermint bottle held
close to alternately sniffing nostrils Sadie Corn
was running her eye over the complex report sheet of
the floor clerk who had just gone off watch.
The report was even more detailed and lengthy than
usual. Automobile Show Week meant that the always
prosperous Magnifique was filled to the eaves
and turning them away. It meant twice the usual
number of inside telephone calls anent rooms too hot,
rooms too cold, radiators hammering, radiators hissing,
windows that refused to open, windows that refused
to shut, packages undelivered, hot water not forthcoming.
As the human buffers between guests and hotel management,
it was the duty of Sadie Corn and her diplomatic squad
to pacify the peevish, to smooth the path of the paying.
Down the hall strolled Donahue, the
house detective Donahue the leisurely.
Donahue the keen-eyed, Donahue the guileless looking
in his evening clothes for all the world like a prosperous
diner-out. He smiled benignly upon Sadie Corn,
and Sadie Corn had the bravery to smile back in spite
of her neuralgia, knowing well that men have no sympathy
with that anguishing ailment and no understanding
of it.
“Everything serene, Miss Corn?” inquired
Donahue.
“Everything’s serene,”
said Sadie Corn. “Though Two-thirty-three
telephoned a minute ago to say that if the valet didn’t
bring his pants from the presser in the next two seconds
he’d come down the hall as he is and get ’em.
Perhaps you’d better stay round.”
Donahue chuckled and passed on.
Half way down the hall he retraced his steps, and
stopped again before Sadie Corn’s busy desk.
He balanced a moment thoughtfully from toe to heel,
his chin lifted inquiringly: “Keep your
eye on Two-eighteen and Two-twenty-three this morning?”
“Like a lynx!” answered Sadie.
“Anything?”
“Not a thing. I guess they
just scraped acquaintance in the Alley after dinner,
like they sometimes do. A man with eyelashes like
his always speaks to any woman alone who isn’t
pockmarked and toothless. Two minutes after he’s
met a girl his voice takes on the ’cello note.
I know his kind. Why, say, he even tried waving
those eyelashes of his at me first time he turned
in his key; and goodness knows I’m so homely
that pretty soon I’ll be ripe for bachelor floor
thirteen. You know as well as I that to qualify
for that job a floor clerk’s got to look like
a gargoyle.”
“Maybe they’re all right,”
said Donahue thoughtfully. “If it’s
just a flirtation, why anyway, watch ’em
this evening. The day watch listened in and says
they’ve made some date for to-night.”
He was off down the hall again with
his light, quick step that still had the appearance
of leisureliness.
The telephone at Sadie’s right
buzzed warningly. Sadie picked up the receiver
and plunged into the busiest half hour of the evening.
From that moment until seven o’clock her nimble
fingers and eyes and brain and tongue directed the
steps of her little world. She held the telephone
receiver at one ear and listened to the demands of
incoming and outgoing guests with the other.
She jotted down reports, dealt out mail and room-keys,
kept her neuralgic eye on stairs and elevators and
halls, her sound orb on tube and pantry signals, while
through and between and above all she guided the stream
of humanity that trickled past her desk bellhops,
Polish chambermaids, messenger boys, guests, waiters,
parlour maids.
Just before seven there disembarked
at floor two out of the cream-and-gold elevator one
of those visions that have helped to make Fifth Avenue
a street of the worst-dressed women in the world.
The vision was Two-eighteen, and her clothes were
of the kind that prepared you for the shock that you
got when you looked at her face. Plume met fur,
and fur met silk, and silk met lace, and lace met gold and
the whole met and ran into a riot of colour, and perfume and
little jangling, swishing sounds. Just by glancing
at Two-eighteen’s feet in their inadequate openwork
silk and soft kid you knew that Two-eighteen’s
lips would be carmined.
She came down the corridor and stopped
at Sadie Corn’s desk. Sadie Corn had her
key ready for her. Two-eighteen took it daintily
between white-gloved fingers.
“I’ll want a maid in fifteen
minutes,” she said. “Tell them to
send me the one I had yesterday. The pretty one.
She isn’t so clumsy as some.”
Sadie Corn jotted down a note without looking up.
“Oh, Julia? Sorry Julia’s
busy,” she lied.
Two-eighteen knew she lied, because
at that moment there came round the bend in the broad,
marble stairway that led up from the parlour floor
the trim, slim figure of Julia herself.
Two-eighteen took a quick step forward.
“Here, girl! I’ll want you to hook
me in fifteen minutes,” she said.
“Very well, ma’am,” replied Julia
softly.
There passed between Sadie Corn and
Two-eighteen a well, you could hardly call
it a look, it was so fleeting, so ephemeral; that electric,
pregnant, meaning something that flashes between two
women who dislike and understand each other.
Then Two-eighteen was off down the hall to her room.
Julia stood at the head of the stairway
just next to Sadie’s desk and watched Two-eighteen
until the bend in the corridor hid her. Julia,
of the lady’s-maid staff, could never have qualified
for the position of floor clerk, even if she had chosen
to bury herself in lavender-and-white crocheted shawls
to the tip of her marvellous little Greek nose.
In her frilly white cap, her trim black gown, her immaculate
collar and cuffs and apron, Julia looked distractingly
like the young person who, in the old days of the
furniture-dusting drama, was wont to inform you that
it was two years since young master went away all
but her feet. The feather-duster person was addicted
to French-heeled, beaded slippers. Not so Julia.
Julia was on her feet for ten hours or so a day.
When you subject your feet to ten-hour tortures you
are apt to pass by French-heeled effects in favour
of something flat-heeled, laced, with an easy, comfortable
crack here and there at the sides, and stockings with
white cotton soles.
Julia, at the head of the stairway,
stood looking after Two-eighteen until the tail of
her silken draperies had whisked round the corner.
Then, still staring, Julia spoke resentfully:
“Life for her is just one darned
pair of long white kid gloves after another!
Look at her! Why is it that kind of a face is
always wearing the sables and diamonds?”
“Sables and diamonds,”
replied Sadie Corn, sniffing essence of peppermint,
“seem a small enough reward for having to carry
round a mug like that!”
Julia came round to the front of Sadie
Corn’s desk. Her eyes were brooding, her
lips sullen.
“Oh, I don’t know!”
she said bitterly. “Being pretty don’t
get you anything just being pretty!
When I first came I used to wonder at those women
that paint their faces and colour their hair, and wear
skirts that are too tight and waists that are too
low. But I don’t know! This
town’s so big and so so kind of uninterested.
When you see everybody wearing clothes that are more
gorgeous than yours, and diamonds bigger, and limousines
longer and blacker and quieter, it gives you a kind
of fever. You you want to make people
look at you too.”
Sadie Corn leaned back in her chair.
The peppermint bottle was held at her nose. It
may have been that which caused her eyes to narrow
to mere slits as she gazed at the drooping Julia.
She said nothing. Suddenly Julia seemed to feel
the silence. She looked down at Sadie Corn.
As by a miracle all the harsh, sullen lines in the
girl’s face vanished, to be replaced by a lovely
compassion.
“Your neuralgy again, dearie?”
she asked in pretty concern.
Sadie sniffed long and audibly at the peppermint bottle.
“If you ask me I think there’s
some imp inside of my head trying to push my right
eye out with his thumb. Anyway it feels like that.”
“Poor old dear!” breathed
Julia. “It’s the weather. Have
them send you up a pot of black tea.”
“When you’ve got neuralgy
over your right eye,” observed Sadie Corn grimly,
“there’s just one thing helps that
is to crawl into bed in a flannel nightgown, with
the side of your face resting on the red rubber bosom
of a hot-water bottle. And I can’t do it;
so let’s talk about something cheerful.
Seen Jo to-day?”
There crept into Julia’s face
a wave of colour not the pink of pleasure,
but the dull red of pain. She looked away from
Sadie’s eyes and down at her shabby boots.
The sullen look was in her face once more.
“No; I ain’t seen him,” she said.
“What’s the trouble?” Sadie asked.
“I’ve been busy,”
replied Julia airily. Then, with a forced vivacity:
“Though it’s nothing to Auto Show Week
last year. I remember that week I hooked up until
my fingers were stiff. You know the way the dresses
fastened last winter. Some of ’em ought
to have had a map to go by, they were that complicated.
And now, just when I’ve got so’s I can
hook any dress that was ever intended for the human
form ”
“Wasn’t it Jo who said
they ought to give away an engineering blueprint with
every dress, when you told him about the way they hooked?”
put in Sadie. “What’s the trouble
between you and ”
Julia rattled on, unheeding:
“You wouldn’t believe
what a difference there’s been since these new
peasant styles have come in! And the Oriental
craze! Hook down the side, most of ’em and
they can do ’em themselves if they ain’t
too fat.”
“Remember Jo saying they ought
to have a hydraulic press for some of those skintight
dames, when your fingers were sore from trying
to squeeze them into their casings? By the way,
what’s the trouble between you and ”
“Makes an awful difference in
my tips!” cut in Julia deftly. “I
don’t believe I’ve hooked up six this
evening, and two of them sprung the haven’t-anything-but-a-five-dollar-bill-see-you-to-morrow!
Women are devils! I wish ”
Sadie Corn leaned forward, placed
her hand on Julia’s arm, and turned the girl
about so that she faced her. Julia tried miserably
to escape her keen eyes and failed.
“What’s the trouble between
you and Jo?” she demanded for the fourth time.
“Out with it or I’ll telephone down to
the engine room and ask him myself.”
“Oh, well, if you want to know ”
She paused, her eyelids drooping again; then, with
a rush: “Me and Jo have quarrelled again for
good, this time. I’m through!”
“What about?”
“I s’pose you’ll
say I’m to blame. Jo’s mother’s
sick again. She’s got to go to the hospital
and have another operation. You know what that
means putting off the wedding again until
God knows when! I’m sick of it putting
off and putting off! I told him we might as well
quit and be done with it. We’ll never get
married at this rate. Soon’s Jo gets enough
put by to start us on, something happens. Last
three times it’s been his ma. Pretty soon
I’ll be as old and wrinkled and homely as ”
“As me!” put in Sadie
calmly. “Well, I don’t know’s
that’s the worst thing that can happen to you.
I’m happy. I had my plans, too, when I was
a girl like you not that I was ever pretty;
but I had my trials. Funny how the thing that’s
easy and the thing that’s right never seem to
be the same!”
“Oh, I’m fond of Jo’s
ma,” said Julia, a little shamefacedly.
“We get along all right. She knows how
it is, I guess; and feels well, in the
way. But when Jo told me, I was tired I guess.
We had words. I told him there were plenty waiting
for me if he was through. I told him I could
have gone out with a real swell only last Saturday
if I’d wanted to. What’s a girl got
her looks for if not to have a good time?”
“Who’s this you were invited out by?”
asked Sadie Corn.
“You must have noticed him,”
said Julia, dimpling. “He’s as handsome
as an actor. Name’s Venner. He’s
in two-twenty-three.”
There came the look of steel into Sadie Corn’s
eyes.
“Look here, Julia! You’ve
been here long enough to know that you’re not
to listen to the talk of the men guests round here.
Two-twenty-three isn’t your kind and
you know it! If I catch you talking to him again
I’ll ”
The telephone at her elbow sounded
sharply. She answered it absently, her eyes,
with their expression of pain and remonstrance, still
unshrinking before the onslaught of Julia’s glare.
Then her expression changed. A look of consternation
came into her face.
“Right away, madam!” she
said, at the telephone. “Right away!
You won’t have to wait another minute.”
She hung up the receiver and waved Julia away with
a gesture. “It’s Two-eighteen.
You promised to be there in fifteen minutes.
She’s been waiting and her voice sounds like
a saw. Better be careful how you handle her.”
Julia’s head, with its sleek,
satiny coils of black hair that waved away so bewitchingly
from the cream of her skin, came up with a jerk.
“I’m tired of being careful
of other people’s feelings. Let somebody
be careful of mine for a change.” She walked
off down the hall, the little head still held high.
A half dozen paces and she turned. “What
was it you said you’d do to me if you caught
me talking to him again?” she sneered.
A miserable twinge of pain shot through
Sadie Corn’s eye, to be followed by a wave of
nausea that swept over her. They alone were responsible
for her answer.
“I’ll report you!” she snapped,
and was sorry at once.
Julia turned again, walked down the
corridor and round the corner in the direction of
two-eighteen.
Long after Julia had disappeared Sadie
Corn stared after her miserable, regretful.
Julia knocked once at the door of
two-eighteen and turned the knob before a high, shrill
voice cried:
“Come!”
Two-eighteen was standing in the centre
of the floor in scant satin knickerbockers and tight
brassiere. The blazing folds of a cerise satin
gown held in her hands made a great, crude patch of
colour in the neutral-tinted bedroom. The air
was heavy with scent. Hair, teeth, eyes, fingernails Two-eighteen
glowed and glistened. Chairs and bed held odds
and ends.
“Where’ve you been, girl?”
shrilled Two-eighteen. “I’ve been
waiting like a fool! I told you to be here in
fifteen minutes.”
“My stop-watch isn’t working
right,” replied Julia impudently and took the
cerise satin gown in her two hands.
She made a ring of the gown’s
opening, and through that cerise frame her eyes met
those of Two-eighteen.
“Careful of my hair!”
Two-eighteen warned her, and ducked her head to the
practised movement of Julia’s arms. The
cerise gown dropped to her shoulders without grazing
a hair. Two-eighteen breathed a sigh of relief.
She turned to face the mirror.
“It starts at the left, three
hooks; then to the centre; then back four under
the arm and down the middle again. That chiffon
comes over like a drape.”
She picked up a buffer from the litter
of ivory and silver on the dresser and began to polish
her already glittering nails, turning her head this
way and that, preening her neck, biting her scarlet
lips to deepen their crimson, opening her eyes wide
and half closing them languorously. Julia, down
on her knees in combat with the trickiest of the hooks,
glanced up and saw. Two-eighteen caught the glance
in the mirror. She stopped her idle polishing
and preening to study the glowing and lovely little
face that looked up at her. A certain queer expression
grew in her eyes a speculative, eager look.
“Tell me, little girl,”
she said, “What do you do round here?”
Julia turned from the mirror to the
last of the hooks, her fingers working nimbly.
“Me? My regular job is
working. Don’t jerk, please. I’ve
fastened this one three times.”
“Working!” laughed Two-eighteen,
fingering the diamonds at her throat. “What
does a pretty girl like you want to do that for?”
“Hook off here,” said Julia. “Shall
I sew it?”
“Pin it!” snapped Two-eighteen.
Julia’s tidy nature revolted.
“It’ll take just a minute to catch it
with thread ”
Two-eighteen whirled about in one of the sudden hot
rages of her kind:
“Pin it, you fool! Pin it! I told
you I was late!”
Julia paused a moment, the red surging
into her face. Then in silence she knelt and
wove a pin deftly in and out. When she rose from
her knees her face was quite white.
“There, that’s the girl!”
said Two-eighteen blithely, her rage forgotten.
“Just pat this over my shoulders.”
She handed a powder-puff to Julia
and turned her back to the broad mirror, holding a
hand-glass high as she watched the powder-laden puff
leaving a snowy coat on the neck and shoulders and
back so generously displayed in the cherry-coloured
gown. Julia’s face was set and hard.
“Oh, now, don’t sulk!”
coaxed Two-eighteen good-naturedly, all of a sudden.
“I hate sulky girls. I like people to be
cheerful round me.”
“I’m not used to being
yelled at,” Julia said resentfully.
Two-eighteen patted her cheek lightly.
“You come out with me to-morrow and I’ll
buy you something pretty. Don’t you like
pretty clothes?”
“Yes; but ”
“Of course you do. Every
girl does especially pretty ones like you.
How do you like this dress? Don’t you think
it smart?”
She turned squarely to face Julia,
trying on her the tricks she had practised in the
mirror. A little cruel look came into Julia’s
face.
“Last year’s, isn’t it?” she
asked coolly.
“This!” cried Two-eighteen,
stiffening. “Last year’s! I got
it yesterday on Fifth Avenue, and paid two hundred
and fifty for it. What do you ”
“Oh, I believe you,” drawled
Julia. “They can tell a New Yorker from
an out-of-towner every time. You know the really
new thing is the Bulgarian effect!”
“Well, of all the nerve!”
began Two-eighteen, turning to the mirror in a sort
of fright. “Of all the ”
What she saw there seemed to reassure.
She raised one hand to push the gown a little more
off the left shoulder.
“Will there be anything else?”
inquired Julia, standing aloof.
Two-eighteen turned reluctantly from
the mirror and picked up a jewelled gold-mesh bag
that lay on the bed. From it she extracted a coin
and held it out to Julia. It was a generous coin.
Julia looked at it. Her smouldering wrath burst
into flame.
“Keep it!” she said savagely,
and was out of the room and down the hall.
Sadie Corn, at her desk, looked up
quickly as Julia turned the corner. Julia, her
head held high, kept her eyes resolutely away from
Sadie.
“Oh, Julia, I want to talk to
you!” said Sadie Corn as Julia reached the stairway.
Julia began to descend the stairs, unheeding.
Sadie Corn rose and leaned over the railing, her face
puckered with anxiety. “Now, Julia, girl,
don’t hold that up against me! I didn’t
mean it. You know that. You wouldn’t
be mad at a poor old woman that’s half crazy
with neuralgy!” Julia hesitated, one foot poised
to take the next step. “Come on up,”
coaxed Sadie Corn, “and tell me what Two-eighteen’s
wearing this evening. I’m that lonesome,
with nothing to do but sit here and watch the letter-ghosts
go flippering down the mailchute! Come on!”
“What made you say you’d
report me?” demanded Julia bitterly.
“I’d have said the same
thing to my own daughter if I had one. You know
yourself I’d bite my tongue out first!”
“Well!” said Julia slowly,
and relented. She came up the stairs almost shyly.
“Neuralgy any better?”
“Worse!” said Sadie Corn cheerfully.
Julia leaned against the desk sociably and glanced
down the hall.
“Would you believe it,”
she snickered, “she’s wearing red!
With that hair! She asked me if I didn’t
think she looked too pale. I wanted to tell her
that if she had any more colour, with that dress, they’d
be likely to use the chemical sprinklers on her when
she struck the Alley.”
“Sh-sh-sh!” breathed Sadie
in warning. Two-eighteen, in her shimmering,
flame-coloured costume, was coming down the hall toward
the elevators. She walked with the absurd and
stumbling step that her scant skirt necessitated.
With each pace the slashed silken skirt parted to reveal
a shameless glimpse of cerise silk stocking.
In her wake came Venner, of Two-twenty-three a
strange contrast in his black and white.
Sadie and Julia watched them from
the corner nook. Opposite the desk Two-eighteen
stopped and turned to Julia.
“Just run into my room and pick
things up and hang them away, will you?” she
said. “I didn’t have time and
I hate things all about when I come in dead tired.”
The little formula of service rose
automatically to Julia’s lips.
“Very well, madam,” she said.
Her eyes and Sadie’s followed
the two figures until they had stepped into the cream-and-gold
elevator and had vanished. Sadie, peppermint
bottle at nose, spoke first:
“She makes one of those sandwich
men with a bell, on Sixth Avenue, look like a shrinking
violet!”
Julia’s lower lip was caught
between her teeth. The scent that had enveloped
Two-eighteen as she passed was still in the air.
Julia’s nostrils dilated as she sniffed it.
Her breath came a little quickly. Sadie Corn
sat very still, watching her.
“Look at her!” said Julia,
her voice vibrant. “Look at her! Old
and homely, and all made up! I powdered her neck.
Her skin’s like tripe.
“Now Julia ” remonstrated Sadie
Corn soothingly.
“I don’t care,”
went on Julia with a rush. “I’m young.
And I’m pretty too. And I like pretty things.
It ain’t fair! That was one reason why I
broke with Jo. It wasn’t only his mother.
I told him he couldn’t ever give me the things
I want anyway. You can’t help wanting ’em seeing
them all round every day on women that aren’t
half as good-looking as you are! I want low-cut
dresses too. My neck’s like milk. I
want silk underneath, and fur coming up on my coat
collar to make my cheeks look pink. I’m
sick of hooking other women up. I want to stand
in front of a mirror, looking at myself, polishing
my pink nails with a silver thing and having somebody
else hook me up!”
In Sadie Corn’s eyes there was
a mist that could not be traced to neuralgia or peppermint.
“Julia, girl,” said Sadie
Corn, “ever since the world began there’s
been hookers and hooked. And there always will
be. I was born a hooker. So were you.
Time was when I used to cry out against it too.
But shucks! I know better now. I wouldn’t
change places. Being a hooker gives you such
an all-round experience like of mankind. The hooked
only get a front view. They only see faces and
arms and chests. But the hookers they
see the necks and shoulderblades of this world, as
well as faces. It’s mighty broadening being
a hooker. It’s the hookers that keep this
world together, Julia, and fastened up right.
It wouldn’t amount to much if it had to depend
on such as that!” She nodded her head in the
direction the cerise figure had taken. “The
height of her ambition is to get the cuticle of her
nails trained back so perfectly that it won’t
have to be cut; and she don’t feel decently
dressed to be seen in public unless she’s wearing
one of those breastplates of orchids. Envy her!
Why, Julia, don’t you know that as you were
standing here in your black dress as she passed she
was envying you!”
“Envying me!” said Julia,
and laughed a short laugh that had little of mirth
in it. “You don’t understand, Sadie!”
Sadie Corn smiled a rather sad little smile.
“Oh, yes, I do understand.
Don’t think because a woman’s homely, and
always has been, that she doesn’t have the same
heartaches that a pretty woman has. She’s
built just the same inside.”
Julia turned her head to stare at
her wide-eyed. It was a long and trying stare,
as though she now saw Sadie Corn for the first time.
Sadie, smiling up at the girl, stood
it bravely. Then, with a sudden little gesture,
Julia patted the wrinkled, sallow cheek and was off
down the hall and round the corner to two-eighteen.
The lights still blazed in the bedroom.
Julia closed the door and stood with her back to it,
looking about the disordered chamber. In that
marvellous way a room has of reflecting the very personality
of its absent owner, room two-eighteen bore silent
testimony to the manner of woman who had just left
it. The air was close and overpoweringly sweet
with perfume sachet, powder the
scent of a bedroom after a vain and selfish woman
has left it. The litter of toilet articles lay
scattered about on the dresser. Chairs and bed
held garments of lace and silk. A bewildering
negligee hung limply over a couch; and next it stood
a patent-leather slipper, its mate on the floor.
Julia saw these things in one accustomed
glance. Then she advanced to the middle of the
room and stooped to pick up a pink wadded bedroom
slipper from where it lay under the bed. And her
hand touched a coat of velvet and fur that had been
flung across the counterpane touched it
and rested there.
The coat was of stamped velvet and
fur. Great cuffs of fur there were, and a sumptuous
collar that rolled from neck to waist. There was
a lining of vivid orange. Julia straightened
up and stood regarding the garment, her hands on her
hips.
“I wonder if it’s draped
in the back,” she said to herself, and picked
it up. It was draped in the back bewitchingly.
She held it at arm’s length, turning it this
way and that. Then, as though obeying some powerful
force she could not resist, Julia plunged her arms
into the satin of the sleeves and brought the great
soft revers up about her throat. The great, gorgeous,
shimmering thing completely hid her grubby little
black gown. She stepped to the mirror and stood
surveying herself in a sort of ecstasy. Her cheeks
glowed rose-pink against the dark fur, as she had
known they would. Her lovely little head, with
its coils of black hair, rose flowerlike from the
clinging garment. She was still standing there,
lips parted, eyes wide with delight, when the door
opened and closed and Venner, of two-twenty-three,
strode into the room.
“You little beauty!” exclaimed Two-twenty-three.
Julia had wheeled about. She
stood staring at him, eyes and lips wide with fright
now. One hand clutched the fur at her breast.
“Why, what ” she gasped.
Two-twenty-three laughed.
“I knew I’d find you here.
I made an excuse to come up. Old Nutcracker Face
in the hall thinks I went to my own room.”
He took two quick steps forward. “You raving
little Cinderella beauty, you!” And
he gathered Julia, coat and all, into his arms.
“Let me go!” panted Julia,
fighting with all the strength of her young arms.
“Let me go!”
“You’ll have coats like
this,” Two-twenty-three was saying in her ear “a
dozen of them! And dresses too; and laces and
furs! You’ll be ten times the beauty you
are now! And that’s saying something.
Listen! You meet me to-morrow ”
There came a ring sudden
and startling from the telephone on the
wall near the door. The man uttered something
and turned. Julia pushed him away, loosened the
coat with fingers that shook and dropped it to the
floor. It lay in a shimmering circle about the
tired feet in their worn, cracked boots. And
one foot was raised suddenly and kicked the silken
garment into a heap.
The telephone bell sounded again.
Venner, of two-twenty-three, plunged his hand into
his pocket, took out something and pressed it in Julia’s
palm, shutting her fingers over it. Julia did
not need to open them and look to see she
knew by the feel of the crumpled paper, stiff and
crackling. He was making for the door, with some
last instructions that she did not hear, before she
spoke. The telephone bell had stopped its insistent
ringing.
Julia raised her arm and hurled at
him with all her might the yellow-backed paper he
had thrust in her hand.
“I’ll I’ll
get my man to whip you for this!” she panted.
“Jo’ll pull those eyelashes of yours out
and use ’em for couplings. You miserable
little ”
The outside door opened again, striking
Two-twenty-three squarely in the back. He crumpled
up against the wall with an oath.
Sadie Corn, in the doorway, gave no
heed to him. Her eyes searched Julia’s
flushed face. What she saw there seemed to satisfy
her. She turned to him then grimly.
“What are you doing here?” Sadie asked
briskly.
Two-twenty-three muttered something
about the wrong room by mistake. Julia laughed.
“He lies!” she said, and
pointed to the floor. “That bill belongs
to him.”
Sadie Corn motioned to him.
“Pick it up!” she said.
“I don’t want it!” snarled
Two-twenty-three.
“Pick it up!”
articulated Sadie Corn very carefully. He came
forward, stooped, put the bill in his pocket.
“You check out to-night!” said Sadie Corn.
Then, at a muttered remonstrance from him: “Oh,
yes, you will! So will Two-eighteen. Huh?
Oh, I guess she will! Say, what do you think
a floor clerk’s for? A human keyrack?
I’ll give you until twelve. I’m off
watch at twelve-thirty.” Then, to Julia,
as he slunk off: “Why didn’t you
answer the phone? That was me ringing!”
A sob caught Julia in the throat, but she turned it
into a laugh.
“I didn’t hardly hear it. I was busy
promising him a licking from Jo.”
Sadie Corn opened the door.
“Come on down the hall.
I’ve left no one at the desk. It was Jo
I was telephoning you for.”
Julia grasped her arm with gripping fingers.
“Jo! He ain’t ”
Sadie Corn took the girl’s hand in hers.
“Jo’s all right! But Jo’s mother
won’t bother you any more, Sadie.
You’ll never need to give up your housekeeping
nest-egg for her again.
Jo told me to tell you.”
Julia stared at her for one dreadful
moment, her fist, with the knuckles showing white,
pressed against her mouth. A little moan came
from her that, repeated over and over, took the form
of words:
“Oh, Sadie, if I could only
take back what I said to Jo! If I could only
take back what I said to Jo! He’ll never
forgive me now! And I’ll never forgive
myself!”
“He’ll forgive you,”
said Sadie Corn; “but you’ll never forgive
yourself. That’s as it should be. That,
you know, is our punishment for what we say in thoughtlessness
and anger.”
They turned the corridor corner.
Standing before the desk near the stairway was the
tall figure of Donahue, house detective. Donahue
had always said that Julia was too pretty to be a
hotel employe.
“Straighten up, Julia!”
whispered Sadie Corn. “And smile if it kills
you unless you want to make me tell the
whole of it to Donahue.”
Donahue, the keen-eyed, balancing,
as was his wont, from toe to heel and back again,
his chin thrust out inquiringly, surveyed the pair.
“Off watch?” inquired
Donahue pleasantly, staring at Julia’s eyes.
“What’s wrong with Julia?”
“Neuralgy!” said Sadie
Corn crisply. “I’ve just told her
to quit rubbing her head with peppermint. She’s
got the stuff into her eyes.”
She picked up the bottle on her desk
and studied its label, frowning. “Run along
downstairs, Julia. I’ll see if they won’t
send you some hot tea.”
Donahue, hands clasped behind him,
was walking off in his leisurely, light-footed way.
“Everything serene?” he
called back over his big shoulder.
The neuralgic eye closed and opened,
perhaps with another twinge.
“Everything’s serene!” said Sadie
Corn.