The door marked “Mrs. MCCHESNEY”
was closed. T. A. Buck, president of the Buck
Featherloom Petticoat Company, coming gaily down the
hall, stopped before it, dismayed, as one who, with
a spicy bit of news at his tongue’s end, is
met with rebuff before the first syllable is voiced.
That closed door meant: “Busy. Keep
out.”
“She’ll be reading a letter,”
T. A. Buck told himself grimly. Then he turned
the knob and entered his partner’s office.
Mrs. Emma McChesney was reading a
letter. More than that, she was poring over
it so that, at the interruption, she glanced up in
a maddeningly half-cocked manner which conveyed the
impression that, while her physical eye beheld the
intruder, her mental eye was still on the letter.
“I knew it,” said T. A. Buck morosely.
Emma McChesney put down the letter and smiled.
“Sit down now that
you’re in. And if you expect me to say,
’Knew what?’ you’re doomed to disappointment.”
T. A. Buck remained standing, both
gloved hands clasping his walking stick on which he
leaned.
“Every time I come into this
office, you’re reading the latest scrawl from
your son. One would think Jock’s letters
were deathless masterpieces. I believe you read
them at half-hour intervals all week, and on Sunday
get ’em all out and play solitaire with them.”
Emma McChesney’s smile widened frankly to a
grin.
“You make me feel like a cash-girl
who’s been caught flirting with the elevator
starter. Have I been neglecting business?”
“Business? No; you’ve been neglecting
me!”
“Now, T. A., you’ve just
come from the tailor’s, and I suppose it didn’t
fit in the back.”
“It isn’t that,”
interrupted Buck, “and you know it. Look
here! That day Jock went away and we came back
to the office, and you said ”
“I know I said it, T. A., but
don’t remind me of it. That wasn’t
a fair test. I had just seen Jock leave me to
take his own place in the world. You know that
my day began and ended with him. He was my reason
for everything. When I saw him off for Chicago
that day, and knew he was going there to stay, it
seemed a million miles from New York. I was
blue and lonely and heart-sick. If the office-boy
had thrown a kind word to me I’d have broken
down and wept on his shoulder.”
Buck, still standing, looked down
between narrowed lids at his business partner.
“Emma McChesney,” he said steadily, “do
you mean that?”
Mrs. McChesney, the straightforward,
looked up, looked down, fiddled with the letter in
her hand.
“Well practically
yes that is I thought, now that
you’re going to the mountains for a month, it
might give me a chance to think to ”
“And d’you know what I’ll
do meanwhile, out of revenge on the sex? I’ve
just ordered three suits of white flannel, and I shall
break every feminine heart in the camp, regardless
Oh, say, that’s what I came in to tell you!
Guess whom I saw at the tailor’s?”
“Well, Mr. Bones, whom did you, and so forth?”
“Fat Ed Meyers. I just
glimpsed him in one of the fitting-rooms. And
they were draping him in white.”
Emma McChesney sat up with a jerk.
“Are you sure?”
“Sure? There’s only
one figure like that. He had the thing on and
was surveying himself in the mirror or
as much of himself as could be seen in one ordinary
mirror. In that white suit, with his red face
above it, he looked like those pictures you see labeled,
’Sunrise on Snow-covered Mountain.’”
“Did he see ”
“He dodged when he saw me.
Actually! At least, he seems to have the decency
to be ashamed of the deal he gave us when he left us
flat in the thick of his Middle Western trip and went
back to the Sans-Silk Skirt Company. I wanted
him to know I had seen him. As I passed, I
said, ’You’ll mow ’em down in those
clothes, Meyers.’” Buck sat down in his
leisurely fashion, and laughed his low, pleasant laugh.
“Can’t you see him, Emma, at the seashore?”
But something in Emma McChesney’s
eyes, and something in her set, unsmiling face, told
him that she was not seeing seashores. She was
staring straight at him, straight through him, miles
beyond him. There was about her that tense,
electric, breathless air of complete detachment, which
always enveloped her when her lightning mind was leaping
ahead to a goal unguessed by the slower thinking.
“What’s your tailor’s name?”
“Name? Trotter. Why?”
Emma McChesney had the telephone operator before he
could finish.
“Get me Trotter, the tailor,
T-r-o-double-t-e-r. Say I want to speak to the
tailor who fits Mr. Ed Meyers, of the Sans-Silk Skirt
Company.”
T. A. Buck leaned forward, mouth open,
eyes wide. “Well, what in the name of ”
“I’ll let you know in
a minute. Maybe I’m wrong. It’s
just one of my hunches. But for ten years I
sold Featherlooms through the same territory that
Ed Meyers was covering for the Sans-Silk Skirt people.
It didn’t take me ten years to learn that Fat
Ed hadn’t the decency to be ashamed of any deal
he turned, no matter how raw. And let me tell
you, T. A.: If he dodged when he saw you it wasn’t
because he was ashamed of having played us low-down.
He was contemplating playing lower-down. Of
course, I may be ”
She picked up the receiver in answer
to the bell. Then, sweetly, her calm eyes smiling
into Buck’s puzzled ones:
“Hello! Is this Mr. Meyers’
tailor? I’m to ask if you are sure that
the grade he selected is the proper weight for the
tropics. What? Oh, you say you assured
him it was the weight of flannel you always advise
for South America. And you said they’d
be ready when? Next week? Thank you.”
She hung up the receiver. The
pupils of her eyes were dilated. Her cheeks were
very pink as always under excitement. She stood
up, her breath coming rather quickly.
“Hurray for the hunch!
It holds. Fat Ed Meyers is going down to South
America for the Sans-Silk Company. It’s
what I’ve been planning to do for the last six
months. You remember I spoke of it. You
pooh-poohed the idea. It means hundreds of thousands
of dollars to the Sans-Silk people if they get it.
But they won’t get it.”
T. A. Buck stood up suddenly.
“Look here, Emma! If you’re ”
“I certainly am. Nothing
can stop me. The skirt business has been well,
you know what it’s been for the last two years.
The South American boats sail twice a month.
Fat Ed Meyers’ clothes are promised for next
week. That means he isn’t sailing until
week after next. But the next boat sails in
three days.” She picked up a piece of paper
from her desk and tossed it into Buck’s hand.
“That’s the letter I was reading when
you came in. No; don’t read it. Let
me tell you instead.”
Buck threw cane, hat, gloves, and
letter on the broad desk, thrust his hands into his
pockets, and prepared for argument. But he got
only as far as: “But I won’t allow
it! You couldn’t get away in three days,
at any rate. And at the end of two weeks you’ll
have come to your senses, and besides ”
“T. A., I don’t mean
to be rude. But here are your hat and stick and
gloves. It’s going to take me just forty-eight
hours to mobilize.”
“But, Emma, even if you do get
in ahead of Meyers, it’s an insane idea.
A woman can’t go down there alone. It isn’t
safe. It’s bad enough for a man to tackle
it. Besides, we’re holding our own.”
“That’s just it.
When a doctor issues a bulletin to the effect that
the patient is holding his own, you may have noticed
that the relatives always begin to gather.”
“It’s a bubble, this South
American idea. Oshkosh and Southport and Altoona
money has always been good enough for us. If
we can keep that trade, we ought to be thankful.”
Emma McChesney pushed her hair back
from her forehead with one gesture and patted it into
place with another. Those two gestures, to one
who knew her, meant loss of composure for one instant,
followed by the quick regaining of it the next.
“Let’s not argue about
it now. Suppose we wait until to-morrow when
it’s too late. I am thankful for the trade
we’ve got. But I don’t want to be
narrow about it. My thanking capacity is such
that I can stretch it out to cover some things we
haven’t got yet. I’ve been reading
up on South America.”
“Reading!” put in Buck
hotly. “What actual first-hand information
can you get about a country from books?”
“Well, then, I haven’t
only been reading. I’ve been talking to
everyone I could lay my hands on who has been down
there and who knows. Those South American women
love dress especially the Argentines.
And do you know what they’ve been wearing?
Petticoats made in England! You know what that
means. An English woman chooses a petticoat like
she does a husband for life. It isn’t
only a garment. It’s a shelter. It’s
built like a tent. If once I can introduce the
T. A. Buck Featherloom petticoat and knickerbocker
into sunny South America, they’ll use those
English and German petticoats for linoleum floor-coverings.
Heaven knows they’ll fit the floor better than
the human form!”
But Buck was unsmiling. The
muscles of his jaw were tense.
“I won’t let you go.
Understand that! I won’t allow it!”
“Tut, tut, T. A.! What is this?
Cave-man stuff?”
“Emma, I tell you it’s
dangerous. It isn’t worth the risk, no
matter what it brings us.”
Emma McChesney struck an attitude,
hand on heart. “’Heaven will protect
the working girrul,’” she sang.
Buck grabbed his hat.
“I’m going to wire Jock.”
“All right! That’ll
save me fifty cents. Do you know what he’ll
wire back? ’Go to it. Get the tango
on its native tairn’ or words to that
effect.”
“Emma, use a little logic and common sense!”
There was a note in Buck’s voice
that brought a quick response from Mrs. McChesney.
She dropped her little air of gayety. The pain
in his voice, and the hurt in his eyes, and the pleading
in his whole attitude banished the smile from her
face. It had not been much of a smile, anyway.
T. A. knew her genuine smiles well enough to recognize
a counterfeit at sight. And Emma McChesney knew
that he knew. She came over and laid a hand
lightly on his arm.
“T. A., I don’t know
anything about logic. It is a hot-house plant.
But common sense is a field flower, and I’ve
gathered whole bunches of it in my years of business
experience. I’m not going down to South
America for a lark. I’m going because the
time is ripe to go. I’m going because
the future of our business needs it. I’m
going because it’s a job to be handled by the
most experienced salesman on our staff. And I’m
just that. I say it because it’s true.
Your father, T. A., used to see things straighter
and farther than any business man I ever knew.
Since his death made me a partner in this firm, I
find myself, when I’m troubled or puzzled, trying
to see a situation as he’d see it if he were
alive. It’s like having an expert stand
back of you in a game of cards, showing you the next
move. That’s the way I’m playing
this hand. And I think we’re going to take
most of the tricks away from Fat Ed Meyers.”
T. A. Buck’s eyes traveled from
Emma McChesney’s earnest, glowing face to the
hand that rested on his arm. He reached over
and gently covered that hand with his own.
“I suppose you must be right,
little woman. You always are. Dad was the
founder of this business. It was the pride of
his life. That word ‘founder’ has
two meanings. I never want to be responsible
for its second meaning in connection with this concern.”
“You never will be, T. A.”
“Not with you at the helm.”
He smiled rather sadly. “I’m a good,
ordinary, common seaman. But you’ve got
imagination, and foresight, and nerve, and daring,
and that’s the stuff that admirals are made of.”
“Bless you, T. A.! I knew
you’d see the thing as I do after the first
shock was over. It has always been nip and tuck
between the Sans-Silk Company and us. You gave
me the hint that showed me their plans. Now
help me follow it up.”
Buck picked up his hat, squared his
shoulders and fumbled with his gloves like a bashful
schoolboy.
“You you couldn’t
kill two birds with one stone on this trip, could
you, Mrs. Mack?”
Mrs. McChesney, back at her desk again,
threw him an inquiring glance over her shoulder.
“You might make it a combination
honeymoon and Featherloom expedition.”
“T. A. Buck!” exclaimed
Emma McChesney. Then, as Buck dodged for the
door: “Just for that, I’m going to
break this to you. You know that I intended to
handle the Middle Western territory for one trip, or
until we could get a man to take Fat Ed Meyers’
place.”
“Well?” said Buck apprehensively.
“I leave in three days.
Goodness knows how long I’ll be gone! A
business deal down there is a ceremony. And you
won’t need any white-flannel clothes in Rock
Island, Illinois.”
Buck, aghast, faced her from the doorway.
“You mean, I ”
“Just that,” smiled Emma
McChesney pleasantly. And pressed the button
that summoned the stenographer.
In the next forty-eight hours, Mrs.
McChesney performed a series of mental and physical
calisthenics that would have landed an ordinary woman
in a sanatorium. She cleaned up with the thoroughness
and dispatch of a housewife who, before going to the
seashore, forgets not instructions to the iceman,
the milkman, the janitor, and the maid. She surveyed
her territory, behind and before, as a general studies
troops and countryside before going into battle; she
foresaw factory emergencies, dictated office policies,
made sure of staff organization like the business
woman she was. Out in the stock-room, under her
supervision, there was scientifically packed into sample-trunks
and cases a line of Featherloom skirts and knickers
calculated to dazzle Brazil and entrance Argentina.
And into her own personal trunk there went a wardrobe,
each article of which was a garment with a purpose.
Emma McChesney knew the value of a smartly tailored
suit in a business argument.
T. A. Buck canceled his order at the
tailor’s, made up his own line for the Middle
West, and prepared to storm that prosperous and important
territory for the first time in his business career.
The South American boat sailed Saturday
afternoon. Saturday morning found the two partners
deep in one of those condensed, last-minute discussions.
Mrs. McChesney opened a desk drawer, took out a leather-covered
pocket notebook, and handed it to Buck. A tiny
smile quivered about her lips. Buck took it,
mystified.
“Your last diary?”
“Something much more important.
I call it ‘The Salesman’s Who’s
Who.’ Read it as you ought your Bible.”
“But what?” Buck turned
the pages wonderingly. He glanced at a paragraph,
frowned, read it aloud, slowly.
“Des Moines, Iowa,
Klein & Company. Miss Ella Sweeney, skirt buyer.
Old girl. Skittish. Wants to be entertained.
Take her to dinner and the theater.”
He looked up, dazed. “Good
Lord, what is this? A joke?”
“Wait until you see Ella; you
won’t think it’s a joke. She’ll
buy only your smoothest numbers, ask sixty days’
dating, and expect you to entertain her as you would
your rich aunt.”
Buck returned to the little book dazedly.
He flipped another leaf another.
Then he read in a stunned sort of voice:
“Sam Bloom, Paris Emporium, Duluth. See
Sadie.”
He closed the book. “Say, see here, Emma,
do you mean to ”
“Sam is the manager,”
interrupted Mrs. McChesney pleasantly, “and he
thinks he does the buying, but the brains of that
business is a little girl named Sadie Harris.
She’s a wonder. Five years from now, if
she doesn’t marry Sam, she’ll be one of
those ten-thousand-a-year foreign buyers. Play
your samples up to Sammy, but quote your prices down
to Sadie. Read the next one, T. A.”
Buck read on, his tone lifeless:
“Miss Sharp. Berg Brothers,
Omaha. Strictly business. Known among
the trade as the human cactus. Canceled a ten-thousand-dollar
order once because the grateful salesman called her
‘girlie.’ Stick to skirts.”
Buck slapped the book smartly against the palm of
his hand.
“Do you mean to tell me that
you made this book out for me? Do you mean to
say that I have to cram on this like a kid studying
for exams? That I’ll have to cater to the
personality of the person I’m selling to?
Why it’s it’s ”
Emma McChesney nodded calmly.
“I don’t know how this
trip of yours is going to affect the firm’s
business, T. A. But it’s going to be a liberal
education for you. You’ll find that you’ll
need that little book a good many times before you’re
through. And while you’re following its
advice, do this: forget that your name is Buck,
except for business purposes; forget that your family
has always lived in a brownstone mausoleum in Seventy-second
street; forget that you like your chops done just so,
and your wine at such-and-such a temperature; get
close to your trade. They’re an awfully
human lot, those Middle Western buyers. Don’t
chuck them under the chin, but smile on ’em.
And you’ve got a lovely smile, T. A.”
Buck looked up from the little leather
book. And, as he gazed at Emma McChesney, the
smile appeared and justified its praise.
“I’ll have this to comfort
me, anyway, Emma. I’ll know that while
I’m smirking on the sprightly Miss Sweeney,
your face will be undergoing various agonizing twists
in the effort to make American prices understood by
an Argentine who can’t speak anything but Spanish.”
“Maybe I am short on Spanish,
but I’m long on Featherlooms. I may not
know a senora from a chili con carne, but I know Featherlooms
from the waistband to the hem.” She leaned
forward, dimpling like fourteen instead of forty.
“And you’ve noticed haven’t
you, T. A.? that I’ve got an expressive
countenance.”
Buck leaned forward, too. His smile was almost
gone.
“I’ve noticed a lot of
things, Emma McChesney. And if you persist in
deviling me for one more minute, I’m going to
mention a few.”
Emma McChesney surveyed her cleared
desk, locked the top drawer with a snap, and stood
up.
“If you do I’ll miss my
boat. Just time to make Brooklyn. Suppose
you write ’em.”
That Ed Meyers might know nothing
of her sudden plans, she had kept the trip secret.
Besides Buck and the office staff, her son Jock was
the only one who knew. But she found her cabin
stocked like a prima donna’s on a farewell tour.
There were boxes of flowers, a package of books,
baskets of fruit, piles of magazines, even a neat little
sheaf of telegrams, one from the faithful bookkeeper,
one from the workroom foreman, two from salesmen long
in the firm’s employ, two from Jock in Chicago.
She read them, her face glowing. He and Buck
had vied with each other in supplying her with luxuries
that would make pleasanter the twenty-three days of
her voyage.
She looked about the snug cabin, her
eyes suddenly misty. Buck poked his head in
at the door.
“Come on up on deck, Emma; I’ve
only a few minutes left.”
She snatched a pink rose from the
box, and together they went on deck.
“Just ten minutes,” said
Buck. He was looking down at her. “Remember,
Emma, nothing that concerns the firm’s business,
however big, is half as important as the things that
concern you personally, however small. I realize
what this trip will mean to us, if it pans, and if
you can beat Meyers to it. But if anything should
happen to you, why ”
“Nothing’s going to happen,
T. A., except that I’ll probably come home with
my complexion ruined. I’ll feel a great
deal more at home talking pidgin-English to Senor
Alvarez in Buenos Aires than you will talking Featherlooms
to Miss Skirt-Buyer in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. But
remember this, T. A.: When you get to know really
to know the Sadie Harrises and the Sammy
Blochs and the Ella Sweeneys of this world, you’ve
learned just about all there is to know about human
beings. Quick the gangplank!
Goodby, T. A.”
The dock reached, he gazed up at her
as she leaned far over the railing. He made
a megaphone of his hands.
“I feel like an old maid who’s
staying home with her knitting,” he called.
The boat began to move. Emma
McChesney passed a quick hand over her eyes.
“Don’t drop any stitches,
T. A.” With unerring aim she flung the
big pink rose straight at him.
She went about arranging her affairs
on the boat like the business woman that she was.
First she made her cabin shipshape. She placed
nearest at hand the books on South America, and the
Spanish-American pocket interpreter. She located
her deck chair, and her seat in the dining-room.
Then, quietly, unobtrusively, and guided by those
years spent in meeting men and women face to face
in business, she took thorough, conscientious mental
stock of those others who were to be her fellow travelers
for twenty-three days.
For the most part, the first-class
passengers were men. There were American business
men salesmen, some of them, promoters others,
or representatives of big syndicates shrewd, alert,
well dressed, smooth shaven. Emma McChesney
knew that she would gain valuable information from
many of them before the trip was over. She sighed
a little regretfully as she thought of those smoking-room
talks those intimate, tobacco-mellowed
business talks from which she would be barred by her
sex.
There were two engineers, one British,
one American, both very intelligent-looking, both
inclined to taciturnity, as is often the case in men
of their profession. They walked a good deal,
and smoked nut-brown, evil-smelling pipes, and stared
unblinkingly across the water.
There were Argentines whole
families of them Brazilians, too. The
fat, bejeweled Brazilian men eyed Emma McChesney with
open approval, even talked to her, leering objectionably.
Emma McChesney refused to be annoyed. Her ten
years on the road served her in good stead now.
But most absorbing of all to Emma
McChesney, watching quietly over her book or magazine,
was a tall, erect, white-bearded Argentine who, with
his family, occupied chairs near hers. His name
had struck her with the sound of familiarity when
she read it on the passenger list. She had asked
the deck-steward to point out the name’s owner.
“Pages,” she repeated to herself, worriedly,
“Pages? P ” Suddenly
she knew. Pages y Hernandez, the owner of the
great Buenos Aires shop a shop finer than
those of Paris. And this was Pages! All
the Featherloom instinct in Emma McChesney came to
the surface and stayed there, seething.
That was the morning of the second
day out. By afternoon, she had bribed and maneuvered
so that her deck chair was next that of the Pages-family
flock of chairs. Senor Pages reminded her of
one of those dashing, white-haired, distinguished-looking
men whose likeness graces the cover of a box of your
favorite cigars.
General Something-or-other-ending-in-z
he should have been, with a revolutionary background.
He dressed somberly in black, like most of the other
Argentine men on board. There was Senora Pages,
very fat, very indolent, very blank, much given to
pink satin and diamonds at dinner. Senorita
Pages, over-powdered, overfrizzed, marvelously gowned,
with overplumpness just a few years away, sat quietly
by Senora Pages’ side, but her darting, flashing,
restless eyes were never still. The son (Emma
heard them call him Pepe) was barely eighteen, she
thought, but quite a man of the world, with his cigarettes,
his drinks, his bold eyes. She looked at his
sallow, pimpled skin, his lean, brown hands, his lack-luster
eyes, and she thought of Jock and was happy.
Mrs. McChesney knew that she might
visit the magnificent Buenos Aires shop of Pages y
Hernandez day after day for months without ever obtaining
a glimpse of either Pages or Hernandez. And here
was Senor Pages, so near that she could reach out
and touch him from her deck chair. Here was
opportunity! A caller who had never been obliged
to knock twice at Emma McChesney’s door.
Her methods were so simple that she
herself smiled at them. She donned her choicest
suit of white serge that she had been saving for shore
wear. Its skirt had been cut by the very newest
trick. Its coat was the kind to make you go home
and get out your own white serge and gaze at it with
loathing. Senorita Pages’ eyes leaped to
that suit as iron leaps to the magnet. Emma
McChesney, passing her deck chair, detached the eyes
with a neat smile. Why hadn’t she spent
six months neglecting Skirts for Spanish? she asked
herself, groaning. As she approached her own
deck chair again she risked a bright, “Good morning.”
Her heart bounded, stood still, bounded again, as
from the lips of the assembled Pages there issued
a combined, courteous, perfectly good American, “Good
morning!”
“You speak English!” Emma
McChesney’s tone expressed flattery and surprise.
Pages pere made answer.
“Ah, yes, it is necessary. There are many
English in Argentina.”
A sigh a fluttering, tremulous
sigh of perfect peace and happiness welled
up from Emma McChesney’s heart and escaped through
her smiling lips.
By noon, Senorita Pages had tried
on the fascinating coat and secured the address of
its builder. By afternoon, Emma McChesney was
showing the newest embroidery stitch to the slow but
docile Senora Pages. Next morning she was playing
shuffleboard with the elegant, indolent Pepe, and
talking North American football and baseball to him.
She had not been Jock McChesney’s mother all
those years for nothing. She could discuss sports
with the best of them. Young Pages was avidly
interested. Outdoor sports had become the recent
fashion among the rich young Argentines.
The problem of papa Pages was not
so easy. Emma McChesney approached her subject
warily, skirting the bypaths of politics, war, climate,
customs to business. Business!
“But a lady as charming as you
can understand nothing of business,” said Senor
Pages. “Business is for your militant sisters.”
“But we American women do understand
business. Many many charming American
women are in business.”
Senor Pages turned his fine eyes upon
her. She had talked most interestingly, this
pretty American woman.
“Perhaps but pardon
me if I think not. A woman cannot be really
charming and also capable in business.”
Emma McChesney dimpled becomingly.
“But I know a woman who is as well,
as charming as you say I am. Still, she is known
as a capable, successful business woman. She’ll
be in Buenos Aires when I am.”
Senor Pages shook an unbelieving head.
Emma McChesney leaned forward.
“Will you let me bring her in
to meet you, just to prove my point?”
“She must be as charming as
you are.” His Argentine betting proclivities
rose. “Here; we shall make a wager!”
He took a card from his pocket, scribbled on it,
handed it to Emma McChesney. “You will
please present that to my secretary, who will conduct
you immediately to my office. We will pretend
it is a friendly call. Your friend need not
know. If I lose ”
“If you lose, you must promise
to let her show you her sample line.”
“But, dear madam, I do no buying.”
“Then you must introduce her
favorably to the department buyer of her sort of goods.”
“But if I win?” persisted Senor Pages.
“If she isn’t as charming
as as you say I am, you may make your own
terms.”
Senor Pages’ fine eyes opened wide.
It was on the fourteenth day of their
trip that they came into quaint Bahia. The stay
there was short. Brazilian business methods
are long. Emma McChesney took no chances with
sample-trunks or cases. She packed her three
leading samples into her own personal suitcase, eluded
the other tourists, secured an interpreter, and prepared
to brave Bahia. She returned just in time to
catch the boat, flushed, tired, and orderless.
Bahia would have none of her.
In three days they would reach Rio
de Janeiro, the magnificent. They would have
three days there. She told herself that Bahia
didn’t count, anyway sleepy little
half-breed town! But the arrow rankled.
It had been the first to penetrate the armor of her
business success. But she had learned things
from that experience at Bahia. She had learned
that the South American dislikes the North American
because his Northern cousin patronizes him.
She learned that the North American business firm
is thought by the Southern business man to be tricky
and dishonest, and that, because the Northerner has
not learned how to pack a case of goods scientifically,
as have the English, Germans, and French, the South
American rages to pay cubic-feet rates on boxes that
are three-quarters empty.
So it was with a heavy heart but a
knowing head that she faced Rio de Janeiro.
They had entered in the evening, the sunset splashing
the bay and the hills in the foreground and the Sugar-loaf
Mountain with an unbelievable riot of crimson and
gold and orange and blue. Suddenly the sun jerked
down, as though pulled by a string, and the magic purple
night came up as though pulled by another.
“Well, anyway, I’ve seen
that,” breathed Emma McChesney thankfully.
Next morning, she packed her three
samples, as before, her heart heavy, her mind on Fat
Ed Meyers coming up two weeks behind her. Three
days in Rio! And already she had bumped her
impatient, quick-thinking, quick-acting North American
business head up against the stone wall of South American
leisureliness and prejudice. She meant no irreverence,
no impiety as she prayed, meanwhile packing Nos.
79, 65, and 48 into her personal bag:
“O Lord, let Fat Ed Meyers have
Bahia; but please, please help me to land Rio and
Buenos Aires!”
Then, in smart tailored suit and hat,
interpreter in tow, a prayer in her heart, and excitement
blazing in cheeks and eyes, she made her way to the
dock, through the customs, into a cab that was to take
her to her arena, the broad Avenida.
Exactly two hours later, there dashed
into the customs-house a well-dressed woman whose
hat was very much over one ear. She was running
as only a woman runs when she’s made up her mind
to get there. She came hot-foot, helter-skelter,
regardless of modishly crippling skirt, past officers,
past customs officials, into the section where stood
the one small sample-trunk that she had ordered down
in case of emergency. The trunk had not gone
through the customs. It had not even been opened.
But Emma McChesney heeded not trifles like that.
Rio de Janeiro had fallen for Featherlooms. Those
three samples, Nos. 79, 65, and 48, that boasted
style, cut, and workmanship never before seen in Rio,
had turned the trick. They were as a taste of
blood to a hungry lion. Rio wanted more!
Emma McChesney was kneeling before
her trunk, had whipped out her key, unlocked it, and
was swiftly selecting the numbers wanted from the
trays, her breath coming quickly, her deft fingers
choosing unerringly, when an indignant voice said,
in Portuguese, “It is forbidden!”
Emma McChesney did not glance around.
Her head was buried in the depths of the trunk.
But her quick ears had caught the word, “PROHIBA!”
“Speak English,” she said, and went on
unpacking.
“Ingles!” shouted
the official. “No!” Then, with a
superhuman effort, as Emma McChesney stood up, her
arms laden with Featherloom samples of rainbow hues,
“Pare! Ar-r-r-rest!”
Mrs. McChesney slammed down the trunk
top, locked it, clutched her samples firmly, and faced
the enraged official.
“Go ’way! I haven’t
time to be arrested this morning. This is my
busy day. Call around this evening.”
Whereupon she fled to her waiting
cab, leaving behind her a Brazilian official stunned
and raging by turns.
When she returned, happy, triumphant,
order-laden, he was standing there, stunned no longer
but raging still. Emma McChesney had forgotten
all about him. The gold-braided official advanced,
mustachios bristling. A volley of Portuguese
burst from his long-pent lips. Emma McChesney
glanced behind her. Her interpreter threw up
helpless hands, replying with a still more terrifying
burst of vowels. Bewildered, a little frightened,
Mrs. McChesney stood helplessly by. The official
laid a none too gentle hand on her shoulder.
A little group of lesser officials stood, comic-opera
fashion, in the background. And then Emma McChesney’s
New York training came to her aid. She ignored
the voluble interpreter. She remained coolly
unruffled by the fusillade of Portuguese. Quietly
she opened her hand bag and plunged her fingers deep,
deep therein. Her blue eyes gazed confidingly
up into the Brazilian’s snapping black ones,
and as she withdrew her hand from the depths of her
purse, there passed from her white fingers to his
brown ones that which is the Esperanto of the nations,
the universal language understood from Broadway to
Brazil. The hand on her shoulder relaxed and
fell away.
On deck once more, she encountered
the suave Senor Pages. He stood at the rail
surveying Rio’s shores with that lip-curling
contempt of the Argentine for everything Brazilian.
He regarded Emma McChesney’s radiant face.
“You are pleased with this this Indian
Rio?”
Mrs. McChesney paused to gaze with him at the receding
shores.
“Like it! I’m afraid
I haven’t seen it. From here it looks like
Coney. But it buys like Seattle. Like it!
Well, I should say I do!”
“Ah, senora,” exclaimed
Pages, distressed, “wait! In six days you
will behold Buenos Aires. Your New York, Londres,
Paris bah! You shall drive with my
wife and daughter through Palermo. You shall
see jewels, motors, toilettes as never before.
And you will visit my establishment?” He raised
an emphatic forefinger. “But surely!”
Emma McChesney regarded him solemnly.
“I promise to do that. You may rely on
me.”
Six days later they swept up the muddy
and majestic Plata, whose color should have won it
the name of River of Gold instead of River of Silver.
From the boat’s upper deck, Emma McChesney beheld
a sky line which was so like the sky line of her own
New York that it gave her a shock. She was due
for still another shock when, an hour later, she found
herself in a maelstrom of motors, cabs, street cars,
newsboys, skyscrapers, pedestrians, policemen, subway
stations. Where was the South American languor?
Where the Argentine inertia? The rush and roar
of it, the bustle and the bang of it made the twenty-three-day
voyage seem a myth.
“I’m going to shut my
eyes,” she told herself, “and then open
them quickly. If that little brown traffic-policeman
turns out to be a big, red-faced traffic-policeman,
then I’m right, and this is Broadway and
Forty-second.”
Shock number three came upon her entrance
at the Grande Hotel. It had been Emma McChesney’s
boast that her ten years on the road had familiarized
her with every type, grade, style, shape, cut, and
mold of hotel clerk. She knew him from the Knickerbocker
to the Eagle House at Waterloo, Iowa. At the
moment she entered the Grande Hotel, she knew she
had overlooked one. Accustomed though she was
to the sartorial splendors of the man behind the
desk, she might easily have mistaken this one for
the president of the republic. In his glittering
uniform, he looked a pass between the supreme chancellor
of the K.P.’s in full regalia and a prince of
India during the Durbar. He was regal.
He was overwhelming. He would have made the most
splendid specimen of North American hotel clerk look
like a scullery boy. Mrs. McChesney spent two
whole days in Buenos Aires before she discovered that
she could paralyze this personage with a peso.
A peso is forty-three cents.
Her experience at Bahia and at Rio
de Janeiro had taught her things. So for two
days, haunted, as she was, by visions of Fat Ed Meyers
coming up close behind her, she possessed her soul
in patience and waited. On the great firm of
Pages y Hernandez rested the success of this expedition.
When she thought of her little trick on Senor Pages,
her blithe spirits sank. Suppose, after all,
that this powerful South American should resent her
little Yankee joke!
Her trunks went through the customs.
She secured an interpreter. She arranged her
samples with loving care. Style, cut, workmanship she
ran over their strong points in her mind. She
looked at them as a mother’s eyes rest fondly
on the shining faces, the well-brushed hair, the clean
pinafores of her brood. And her heart swelled
with pride. They lay on their tables, the artful
knickerbockers, the gleaming petticoats, the pink
and blue pajamas, the bifurcated skirts. Emma
McChesney ran one hand lightly over the navy blue satin
folds of a sample.
“Pages or no Pages, you’re
a credit to your mother,” she said, whimsically.
Up in her room once more, she selected
her smartest tailor costume, her most modish hat,
the freshest of gloves and blouses.
She chose the hours between four and
six, when wheel traffic was suspended in the Calle
Florida and throughout the shopping-district, the
narrow streets of which are congested to the point
of suffocation at other times.
As she swung down the street they
turned to gaze after her these Argentines.
The fat senoras turned, and the smartly costumed,
sallow senoritas, and the men all of them.
They spoke to her, these last, but she had expected
that, and marched on with her free, swinging stride,
her chin high, her color very bright. Into the
great shop of Pages y Hernandez at last, up to the
private offices, her breath coming a little quickly,
into the presence of the shiny secretary shiny
teeth, shiny hair, shiny skin, shiny nails. He
gazed upon Emma McChesney, the shine gleaming brighter.
He took in his slim, brown fingers the card on which
Senor Pages had scribbled that day on board ship.
The shine became dazzling. He bowed low and
backed his way into the office of Senor Pages.
A successful man is most impressive
when in those surroundings which have been built up
by his success. On shipboard, Senor Pages had
been a genial, charming, distinguished fellow passenger.
In his luxurious business office he still was genial,
charming, but his environment seemed to lend him a
certain austerity.
“Senora McChesney!”
("How awful that sounds!” Emma McChesney told
herself.)
“We spoke of you but last night.
And now you come to win the wager, yes?” He
smiled, but shook his head.
“Yes,” replied Emma McChesney. And
tried to smile, too.
Senor Pages waved a hand toward the outer office.
“She is with you, this business friend who is
also so charming?”
“Oh, yes,” said Emma McChesney,
“she’s she’s with me.”
Then, as he made a motion toward the push-button,
which would summon the secretary: “No,
don’t do that! Wait a minute!” From
her bag she drew her business card, presented it.
“Read that first.”
Senor Pages read it. He looked
up. Then he read it again. He gazed again
at Emma McChesney. Emma McChesney looked straight
at him and tried in vain to remember ever having heard
of the South American’s sense of humor.
A moment passed. Her heart sank. Then Senor
Pages threw back his fine head and laughed laughed
as the Latin laughs, emphasizing his mirth with many
ejaculations and gestures.
“Ah, you Northerners!
You are too quick for us. Come; I myself must
see this garment which you honor by selling.”
His glance rested approvingly on Emma McChesney’s
trim, smart figure. “That which you sell,
it must be quite right.”
“I not only sell it,” said Emma McChesney;
“I wear it.”
“That how is it you Northerners say? ah,
yes that settles it!”
Six weeks later, in his hotel room
in Columbus, Ohio, T. A. Buck sat reading a letter
forwarded from New York and postmarked Argentina.
As he read he chuckled, grew serious, chuckled again
and allowed his cigar to grow cold.
For the seventh time:
Dear T. A.:
They’ve fallen for Featherlooms
the way an Eskimo takes to gum-drops. My letter
of credit is all shot to pieces, but it was worth it.
They make you pay a separate license fee in each
province, and South America is just one darn province
after another. If they’d lump a peddler’s
license for $5,000 and tell you to go ahead, it would
be cheaper.
I landed Pages y Hernandez by a trick.
The best of it is the man I played it on saw the
point and laughed with me. We North Americans
brag too much about our sense of humor.
I thought ten years on the road had
hardened me to the most fiendish efforts of a hotel
chef. But the food at the Grande here makes a
quarter-inch round steak with German fried look like
Sherry’s latest triumph. You know I’m
not fussy. I’m the kind of woman who, given
her choice of ice cream or cheese for dessert, will
take cheese. Here, given my choice, I play safe
and take neither. I’ve reached the point
where I make a meal of radishes. They kill their
beef in the morning and serve it for lunch.
It looks and tastes like an Ethiop’s ear.
But I don’t care, because I’m getting
gorgeously thin.
If the radishes hold out I’ll
invade Central America and Panama. I’ve
one eye on Valparaiso already. I know it sounds
wild, but it means a future and a fortune for Featherlooms.
I find I don’t even have to talk skirts.
They’re self-sellers. But I have to talk
honesty and packing.
How did you hit it off with Ella Sweeney?
Haven’t seen a sign of Fat Ed Meyers.
I’m getting nervous. Do you think he may
have exploded at the equator?
Emma.
But kind fortune saw fit to add a
last sweet drop to Emma McChesney’s already
brimming cup. As she reached the docks on the
day of her departure, clad in cool, crisp white from
hat to shoes, her quick eye spied a red-faced, rotund,
familiar figure disembarking from the New York boat,
just arrived. The fates, grinning, had planned
this moment like a stage-manager. Fat Ed Meyers
came heavily down the gangplank. His hat was
off. He was mopping the top of his head with
a large, damp handkerchief. His gaze swept over
the busy landing-docks, darted hither and thither,
alighted on Emma McChesney with a shock, and rested
there. A distinct little shock went through that
lady, too. But she waited at the foot of her
boat’s gangway until the unbelievably nimble
Meyers reached her.
He was a fiery spectacle. His
cheeks were distended, his eyes protuberant.
He wasted no words. They understood each other,
those two.
“Coming or going?”
“Going,” replied Emma McChesney.
“Clean up this this Bonez Areez,
too?”
“Absolutely.”
“Did, huh?”
Meyers stood a moment panting, his
little eyes glaring into her calm ones.
“Well, I beat you in Bahia, anyway.” he
boasted.
Emma McChesney snapped her fingers blithely.
“Bah, for Bahia!” She
took a step or two up the gangplank, and turned.
“Good-by, Ed. And good luck. I can recommend
the radishes, but pass up the beef. Dangerous.”
Fat Ed Meyers, still staring, began
to stutter unintelligibly, his lips moving while no
words came. Emma McChesney held up a warning
hand.
“Don’t do that, Ed!
Not in this climate! A man of your build, too!
I’m surprised. Consider the feelings of
your firm!”
Fat Ed Meyers glared up at the white-clad,
smiling, gracious figure. His hands unclenched.
The words came.
“Oh, if only you were a man
for just ten minutes!” he moaned.