Any one old enough to read this is
old enough to remember that favourite heroine of fiction
who used to start her day by rising from her couch,
flinging wide her casement, leaning out and breathing
deep the perfumed morning air. You will recall,
too, the pure white rose clambering at the side of
the casement, all jewelled with the dew of dawn.
This the lady plucked carolling. Daily she plucked
it. A hardy perennial if ever there was one.
Subsequently, pressing it to her lips, she flung it
into the garden below, where stood her lover (likewise
an early riser).
Romantic proceeding this, but unhygienic
when you consider that her rush for the closed casement
was doubtless due to the fact that her bedroom, hermetically
sealed during the night, must have grown pretty stuffy
by morning. Her complexion was probably bad.
No such idyllic course marked the
matin of our heroine. Her day’s beginning
differed from the above in practically every detail.
Thus:
A When Harrietta rose from
her couch (cream enamel, full-sized bed with double
hair mattress and box springs) she closed her casement
with a bang, having slept in a gale that swept her
two-room-and-kitchenette apartment on the eleventh
floor in Fifty-sixth Street.
B She never leaned out
except, perhaps, to flap a dust rag, because lean
as she might, defying the laws of gravity and the house
superintendent, she could have viewed nothing more
than roofs and sky and chimneys where already roofs
and sky and chimneys filled the eye (unless you consider
that by screwing around and flattening one ear and
the side of your jaw against the window jamb you could
almost get a glimpse of distant green prominently
mentioned in the agent’s ad as “unexcelled
view of Park").
C The morning air wasn’t
perfumed for purposes of breathing deep, being New
York morning air, richly laden with the smell of warm
asphalt, smoke, gas, and, when the wind was right,
the glue factory on the Jersey shore across the river.
D She didn’t pluck
a rose, carolling, because even if, by some magic
Burbankian process, Jack’s bean-stalk had been
made rose-bearing it would have been hard put to it
to reach this skyscraper home.
E If she had flung it,
it probably would have ended its eleven-story flight
in the hand cart of Messinger’s butcher boy,
who usually made his first Fifty-sixth Street delivery
at about that time.
F The white rose would
not have been jewelled and sparkling with the dews
of dawn, anyway, as at Harrietta’s rising hour
(between 10.30 and 11.30 A. M.) the New York City
dews, if any, have left for the day.
Spartans who rise regularly at the
chaste hour of seven will now regard Harrietta with
disapproval. These should be told that Harrietta
never got to bed before twelve-thirty nor to sleep
before two-thirty, which, on an eight-hour sleep count,
should even things up somewhat in their minds.
They must know, too, that in one corner of her white-and-blue
bathroom reposed a pair of wooden dumb-bells, their
ankles neatly crossed. She used them daily.
Also she bathed, massaged, exercised, took facial
and electric treatments; worked like a slave; lived
like an athlete in training in order to preserve her
hair, skin, teeth, and figure; almost never ate what
she wanted nor as much as she liked.
That earlier lady of the closed casement
and the white rose probably never even heard of a
dentifrice or a cold shower.
The result of Harrietta’s rigours
was that now, at thirty-seven, she could pass for
twenty-seven on Fifth Avenue at five o’clock
(flesh-pink, single-mesh face veil); twenty-five at
a small dinner (rose-coloured shades over the candles),
and twenty-two, easily, behind the amber footlights.
You will have guessed that Harrietta,
the Heroine, is none other than Harrietta Fuller,
deftest of comediennes, whom you have seen in one or
all of those slim little plays in which she has made
a name but no money to speak of, being handicapped
for the American stage by her intelligence and her
humour sense, and, as she would tell you, by her very
name itself.
“Harrietta Fuller! Don’t
you see what I mean?” she would say. “In
the first place, it’s hard to remember.
And it lacks force. Or maybe rhythm. It
doesn’t clink. It sort of humps in the middle.
A name should flow. Take a name like Barrymore or
Bernhardt or Düse you can’t
forget them. Oh, I’m not comparing myself
to them. Don’t be funny. I just mean why,
take Harrietta alone. It’s deadly.
A Thackeray miss, all black silk mitts and white cotton
stockings. Long ago, in the beginning, I thought
of shortening it. But Harriet Fuller sounds like
a school-teacher, doesn’t it? And Hattie
Fuller makes me think, somehow, of a burlesque actress.
You know. ’Hattie Fuller and Her Bouncing
Belles.’”
At thirty-seven Harrietta Fuller had
been fifteen years on the stage. She had little
money, a small stanch following, an exquisite technique,
and her fur coat was beginning to look gnawed around
the edges. People even said maddeningly:
“Harrietta Fuller? I saw her when I was
a kid, years ago. Why, she must be le’see ten twelve why,
she must be going on pretty close to forty.”
A worshipper would defend her.
“You’re crazy! I saw her last month
when she was playing in Cincinnati, and she doesn’t
look a day over twenty-one. That’s a cute
play she’s in There and Back.
Not much to it, but she’s so kind and natural.
Made me think of Jen a little.”
That was part of Harrietta’s
art making people think of Jen. Watching
her, they would whisper: “Look! Isn’t
that Jen all over? The way she sits there and
looks up at him while she’s sewing.”
Harrietta Fuller could take lines
that were stilted and shoddy and speak them in a way
to make them sound natural and distinctive and real.
She was a clear blonde, but her speaking voice had
in it a contralto note that usually accompanies brunette
colouring.
It surprised and gratified you, that
tone, as does mellow wine when you have expected cider.
She could walk on to one of those stage library sets
that reek of the storehouse and the property carpenter,
seat herself, take up a book or a piece of handiwork,
and instantly the absurd room became a human, livable
place. She had a knack of sitting, not as an
actress ordinarily seats herself in a drawing room feet
carefully strained to show the high arch, body posed
to form a “line” but easily,
as a woman sits in her own house. If you saw her
in the supper scene of My Mistake, you will remember
how she twisted her feet about the rungs of the straight
little chair in which she sat. Her back was toward
the audience throughout the scene, according to stage
directions, yet she managed to convey embarrassment,
fright, terror, determination, decision in the agonized
twisting of those expressive feet.
Authors generally claimed these bits
of business as having originated with them. For
that matter, she was a favourite with playwrights,
as well she might be, considering the vitality which
she injected into their hackneyed situations.
Every little while some young writer, fired by an
inflection in her voice or a nuance in her comedy,
would rush back stage to tell her that she never had
had a part worthy of her, and that he would now come
to her rescue. Sometimes he kept his word, and
Harrietta, six months later, would look up from the
manuscript to say: “This is delightful!
It’s what I’ve been looking for for years.
The deftness of the comedy. And that little scene
with the gardener!”
But always, after the managers had
finished suggesting bits that would brighten it up,
and changes that would put it over with the Western
buyers, Harrietta would regard the mutilated manuscript
sorrowingly. “But I can’t play this
now, you know. It isn’t the same part at
all. It’s forgive me vulgar.”
Then some little red-haired ingenue
would get it, and it would run a solid year on Broadway
and two seasons on the road, and in all that time
Harrietta would have played six months, perhaps, in
three different plays, in all of which she would score
what is known as a “personal success.”
A personal success usually means bad business at the
box office.
Now this is immensely significant.
In the advertisements of the play in which Harrietta
Fuller might be appearing you never read:
HARRIETTA FULLER
In
Thus and So
No. It was always:
THUS AND SO
With
Harrietta Fuller
Between those two prepositions lies
a whole theatrical world of difference. The “In”
means stardom; the “With” that the play
is considered more important than the cast.
Don’t feel sorry for Harrietta
Fuller. Thousands of women have envied her; thousands
of men admired, and several have loved her devotedly,
including her father, the Rev. H. John Scoville (deceased).
The H. stands for Harry. She was named for him,
of course. When he entered the church he was
advised to drop his first name and use his second as
being more fitting in his position. But the outward
change did not affect his inner self. He remained
more Harry than John to the last. It was from
him Harrietta got her acting sense, her humour, her
intelligence, and her bad luck.
When Harry Scoville was eighteen he
wanted to go on the stage. At twenty he entered
the ministry. It was the natural outlet for his
suppressed talents. In his day and family and
environment young men did not go on the stage.
The Scovilles were Illinois pioneers and lived in Evanston,
and Mrs. Scoville (Harrietta’s grandmother, you
understand, though Harrietta had not yet appeared)
had a good deal to say as to whether coleslaw or cucumber
pickles should be served at the Presbyterian church
suppers, along with the veal loaf and the scalloped
oysters. And when she decided on coleslaw, coleslaw
it was. A firm tread had Mother Scoville, a light
hand with pastry, and a will that was adamant.
She it was who misdirected Harry’s gifts toward
the pulpit instead of the stage. He never forgave
her for it, though he made a great success of his
calling and she died unsuspecting his rancour.
The women of his congregation shivered deliciously
when the Rev. H. John Scoville stood on his tiptoes
at the apex of some fiery period and hurled the force
of his eloquence at them. He, the minister, was
unconsciously dramatizing himself as a minister.
The dramatic method had not then come
into use in the pulpit. His method of delivery
was more restrained than that of the old-time revivalist;
less analytical and detached than that of the present-day
religious lecturer.
Presbyterian Evanston wending its
way home to Sunday roast and ice cream would say:
“Wasn’t Reverend Scoville powerful to-day!
My!” They never guessed how Reverend Scoville
had had to restrain himself from delivering Mark Antony’s
address to the Romans. He often did it in his
study when his gentle wife thought he was rehearsing
next Sunday’s sermon.
As he grew older he overcame these
boyish weaknesses, but he never got over his feeling
for the stage. There were certain ill-natured
gossips who claimed to have recognized the fine, upright
figure and the mobile face with hair greying at the
temples as having occupied a seat in the third row
of the balcony in the old Grand Opera House during
the run of Erminie. The elders put it down as
spite talk and declared that, personally, they didn’t
believe a word of it. The Rev. H. John did rather
startle them when he discarded the ministerial black
broadcloth for a natty Oxford suit of almost business
cut. He was a pioneer in this among the clergy.
The congregation soon became accustomed to it; in
time, boasted of it as marking their progressiveness.
He had a neat ankle, had the Reverend
Scoville, in fine black lisle; a merry eye; a rather
grim look about the mouth, as has a man whose life
is a secret disappointment. His little daughter
worshipped him. He called her Harry. When
Harrietta was eleven she was reading Lever and Dickens
and Dumas, while other little girls were absorbed in
the Elsie Series and The Wide, Wide World. Her
father used to deliver his sermons to her in private
rehearsal, and her eager mobile face reflected his
every written mood.
“Oh, Rev!” she cried one
day (it is to be regretted, but that is what she always
called him). “Oh, Rev, you should have been
an actor!”
He looked at her queerly. “What makes you
think so?”
“You’re too thrilling
for a minister.” She searched about in her
agile mind for fuller means of making her thought
clear. “It’s like when Mother cooks
rose geranium leaves in her grape jell. She says
they gives it a finer flavour, but they don’t
really. You can’t taste them for the grapes,
so they’re just wasted when they’re so
darling and perfumy and just right in the garden.”
Her face was pink with earnestness.
“D’you see what I mean, Rev?”
“Yes, I think I see, Harry.”
Then she surprised him. “I’m
going on the stage,” she said, “and be
a great actress when I’m grown up.”
His heart gave a leap and a lurch. “Why
do you say that?”
“Because I want to. And
because you didn’t. It’ll be as if
you had been an actor instead of a minister only
it’ll be me.”
A bewildering enough statement to
any one but the one who made it and the one to whom
it was made. She was trying to say that here was
the law of compensation working. But she didn’t
know this. She had never heard of the law of
compensation.
Her gentle mother fought her decision
with all the savagery of the gentle.
“You’ll have to run away,
Harry,” her father said, sadly. And at
twenty-two Harrietta ran. Her objective was New
York. Her father did not burden her with advice.
He credited her with the intelligence she possessed,
but he did overlook her emotionalism, which was where
he made his mistake. Just before she left he
said: “Now listen, Harry. You’re
a good-looking girl, and young. You’ll
keep your looks for a long time. You’re
not the kind of blonde who’ll get wishy-washy
or fat. You’ve got quite a good deal of
brunette in you. It crops out in your voice.
It’ll help preserve your looks. Don’t
marry the first man who asks you or the first man
who says he’ll die if you don’t. You’ve
got lots of time.”
That kind of advice is a good thing
for the young. Two weeks later Harrietta married
a man she had met on the train between Evanston and
New York. His name was Lawrence Fuller, and Harrietta
had gone to school with him in Evanston. She
had lost track of him later. She remembered,
vaguely, people had said he had gone to New York and
was pretty wild. Young as she was and inexperienced,
there still was something about his face that warned
her. It was pathological, but she knew nothing
of pathology. He talked of her and looked at
her and spoke, masterfully and yet shyly, of being
with her in New York. Harrietta loved the way
his hair sprang away from his brow and temples in
a clean line. She shoved the thought of his chin
out of her mind. His hands touched her a good
deal her shoulder, her knee, her wrist but
so lightly that she couldn’t resent it even
if she had wanted to. When they did this, queer
little stinging flashes darted through her veins.
He said he would die if she did not marry him.
They had two frightful years together
and eight years apart before he died, horribly, in
the sanatorium whose enormous fees she paid weekly.
They had regularly swallowed her earnings at a gulp.
Naturally a life like this develops
the comedy sense. You can’t play tragedy
while you’re living it. Harrietta served
her probation in stock, road companies, one-night
stands before she achieved Broadway. In five
years her deft comedy method had become distinctive;
in ten it was unique. Yet success as
the stage measures it in size of following and dollars
of salary had never been hers.
Harrietta knew she wasn’t a
success. She saw actresses younger, older, less
adroit, lacking her charm, minus her beauty, featured,
starred, heralded. Perhaps she gave her audiences
credit for more intelligence than they possessed,
and they, unconsciously, resented this. Perhaps
if she had read the Elsie Series at eleven, instead
of Dickens, she might have been willing to play in
that million-dollar success called Gossip. It
was offered her. The lead was one of those saccharine
parts, vulgar, false, and slyly carnal. She didn’t
in the least object to it on the ground of immorality,
but the bad writing bothered her. There was, for
example, a line in which she was supposed to beat her
breast and say: “He’s my mate!
He’s my man! And I’m his woman!!
I love him, I tell you I love him!”
“People don’t talk like
that,” she told the author, in a quiet aside,
during rehearsal. “Especially women.
They couldn’t. They use quite commonplace
idiom when they’re excited.”
“Thanks,” said the author,
elaborately polite. “That’s the big
scene in the play. It’ll be a knockout.”
When Harrietta tried to speak these
lines in rehearsal she began to giggle and ended in
throwing up the ridiculous part. They gave it
to that little Frankie Langdon, and the playwright’s
prophecy came true. The breast-beating scene
was a knockout. It ran for two years in New York
alone. Langdon’s sables, chinchillas,
ermines, and jewels were always sticking out from
the pages of Vanity Fair and Vogue.
When she took curtain calls, Langdon stood with her
legs far apart, boyishly, and tossed her head and
looked up from beneath her lowered lids and acted
surprised and sort of gasped like a fish and bit her
lip and mumbled to herself as if overcome. The
audience said wasn’t she a shy, young, bewildered
darling!
A hard little rip if ever there was
one Langdon and as shy as a
man-eating crocodile.
This sort of sham made Harrietta sick.
She, whose very art was that of pretending, hated
pretense, affectation, “coy stuff.”
This was, perhaps, unfortunate. Your Fatigued
Financier prefers the comedy form in which a spade
is not only called a spade but a slab of iron for digging
up dirt. Harrietta never even pretended to have
a cough on an opening night so that the critics, should
the play prove a failure, might say: “Harrietta
Fuller, though handicapped by a severe cold, still
gave her usual brilliant and finished performance
in a part not quite worthy of her talents.”
No. The plaintive smothered cough, the quick turn
aside, the heaving shoulder, the wispy handkerchief
were clumsy tools beneath her notice.
There often were long periods of idleness
when her soul sickened and her purse grew lean.
Long hot summers in New York when awnings, window boxes
geranium filled, drinks iced and acidulous, and Ken’s
motor car for cooling drives to the beaches failed
to soothe the terror in her. Thirty ... thirty-two
... thirty-four ... thirty-six....
She refused to say it. She refused
to think of it. She put the number out of her
mind and slammed the door on it on that
hideous number beginning with f. At such times
she was given to contemplation of her own photographs and
was reassured. Her intelligence told her that
retouching varnish, pumice stone, hard pencil, and
etching knife had all gone into the photographer’s
version of this clear-eyed, fresh-lipped blooming
creature gazing back at her so limpidly. But,
then, who didn’t need a lot of retouching?
Even the youngest of them.
All this. Yet she loved it.
The very routine of it appealed to her orderly nature:
a routine that, were it widely known, would shatter
all those ideas about the large, loose life of the
actress. Harrietta Fuller liked to know that
at such and such an hour she would be in her dressing
room; at such and such an hour on the stage; precisely
at another hour she would again be in her dressing
room preparing to go home. Then the stage would
be darkened. They would be putting the scenery
away. She would be crossing the bare stage on
her way home. Then she would be home, undressing,
getting ready for bed, reading. She liked a cup
of clear broth at night, or a drink of hot cocoa.
It soothed and rested her. Besides, one is hungry
after two and a half hours of high-tensioned, nerve-exhausting
work. She was in bed usually by twelve-thirty.
“But you can’t fall asleep
like a dewy babe in my kind of job,” she used
to explain. “People wonder why actresses
lie in bed until noon, or nearly. They have to,
to get as much sleep as a stenographer or a clerk
or a book-keeper. At midnight I’m all keyed
up and over-stimulated, and as wide awake as an all-night
taxi driver. It takes two solid hours of reading
to send me bye-bye.”
The world did not interest itself
in that phase of Harrietta’s life. Neither
did it find fascination in her domestic side.
Harrietta did a good deal of tidying and dusting and
redding up in her own two-room apartment, so high
and bright and spotless. She liked to cook, too,
and was expert at it. Not for her those fake
pictures of actresses and opera stars in chiffon tea
gowns and satin slippers and diamond chains cooking
“their favourite dish of spaghetti and creamed
mushrooms,” and staring out at you bright-eyed
and palpably unable to tell the difference between
salt and paprika. Harrietta liked the ticking
of a clock in a quiet room; oven smells; concocting
new egg dishes; washing out lacy things in warm soapsuds.
A throw-back, probably, to her grandmother Scoville.
The worst feature of a person like
Harrietta is, as you already have discovered with
some impatience, that one goes on and on, talking about
her. And the listener at last breaks out with:
“This is all very interesting, but I feel as
if I know her now. What then?”
Then the thing to do is to go serenely
on telling, for example, how the young thing in Harrietta
Fuller’s company invariably came up to her at
the first rehearsal and said tremulously: “Miss
Fuller, I you won’t mind I
just want to tell you how proud I am to be one of your
company. Playing with you. You’ve
been my ideal ever since I was a little g ”
then, warned by a certain icy mask slipping slowly
over the brightness of Harrietta’s features “ever
so long, but I never even hoped ”
These young things always learned
an amazing lot from watching the deft, sure strokes
of Harrietta’s craftsmanship. She was kind
to them, too. Encouraged them. Never hogged
a scene that belonged to them. Never cut their
lines. Never patronized them. They usually
played ingenue parts, and their big line was that
uttered on coming into a room looking for Harrietta.
It was: “Ah, there you are!”
How can you really know Harrietta
unless you realize the deference with which she was
treated in her own little sphere? If the world
at large did not acclaim her, there was no lack of
appreciation on the part of her fellow workers.
They knew artistry when they saw it. Though she
had never attained stardom, she still had the distinction
that usually comes only to a star back stage.
Unless she actually was playing in support of a first-magnitude
star, her dressing room was marked “A.”
Other members of the company did not drop into her
dressing room except by invitation. That room
was neat to the point of primness. A square of
white coarse sheeting was spread on the floor, under
the chair before her dressing table, to gather up
dust and powder. It was regularly shaken or changed.
There were always flowers often a single
fine rose in a slender vase. On her dressing
table, in a corner, you were likely to find three or
four volumes perhaps The Amenities of Book-Collecting;
something or other of Max Beerbohm’s; a book
of verse (not Amy Lowell’s).
These were not props designed to impress
the dramatic critic who might drop in for one of those
personal little theatrical calls to be used in next
Sunday’s “Chats in the Wings.”
They were there because Harrietta liked them and read
them between acts. She had a pretty wit of her
own. The critics liked to talk with her.
Even George Jean Hathem, whose favourite pastime was
to mangle the American stage with his pen and hold
its bleeding, gaping fragments up for the edification
of Budapest, Petrograd, Vienna, London, Berlin, Paris,
and Stevens Point, Wis., said that five minutes of
Harrietta Fuller’s conversation was worth a
lifetime of New York stage dialogue. For that
matter I think that Mr. Beerbohm himself would not
have found a talk with her altogether dull or profitless.
The leading man generally made love
to her in an expert, unaggressive way. A good
many men had tried to make love to her at one time
or another. They didn’t get on very well.
Harrietta never went to late suppers. Some of
them complained: “When you try to make love
to her she laughs at you!” She wasn’t
really laughing at them. She was laughing at
what she knew about life. Occasionally men now
married, and living dully content in the prim suburban
smugness of Pelham or New Rochelle, boasted of past
friendship with her, wagging their heads doggishly.
“Little Fuller! I used to know her well.”
They lied.
Not that she didn’t count among
her friends many men. She dined with them and
they with her. They were writers and critics,
lawyers and doctors, engineers and painters.
Actors almost never. They sent her books and
flowers; valued her opinion, delighted in her conversation,
wished she wouldn’t sometimes look at them so
quizzically. And if they didn’t always
comprehend her wit, they never failed to appreciate
the contour of her face, where the thoughtful brow
was contradicted by the lovely little nose, and both
were drowned in the twin wells of the wide-apart,
misleadingly limpid eyes that lay ensnaringly between.
“Your eyes!” these gentlemen
sometimes stammered, “the lashes are reflected
in them like ferns edging a pool.”
“Yes. The mascara’s
good for them. You’d think all that black
sticky stuff I have put on, would hurt them, but it
really makes them grow, I believe. Sometimes
I even use a burnt match, and yet it ”
“Damn your burnt matches! I’m talking
about your lashes.”
“So am I.” She would
open her eyes wide in surprise, and the lashes could
almost be said to wave at him tantalizingly, like fairy
fans. (He probably wished he could have thought of
that.)
Ken never talked to her about her
lashes. Ken thought she was the most beauteous,
witty, intelligent woman in the world, but he had never
told her so, and she found herself wishing he would.
Ken was forty-one and Knew About Etchings. He
knew about a lot of other things, too. Difficult,
complex things like Harrietta Fuller, for example.
He had to do with some intricate machine or other
that was vital to printing, and he was perfecting
something connected with it or connecting something
needed for its perfection that would revolutionize
the thing the machine now did (whatever it was).
Harrietta refused to call him an inventor. She
said it sounded so impecunious. They had known
each other for six years. When she didn’t
feel like talking he didn’t say: “What’s
the matter?” He never told her that women had
no business monkeying with stocks or asked her what
they called that stuff her dress was made of, or telephoned
before noon. Twice a year he asked her to marry
him, presenting excellent reasons. His name was
Carrigan. You’d like him.
“When I marry,” Harrietta
would announce, “which will be never, it will
be the only son of a rich iron king from Duluth, Minnesota.
And I’ll go there to live in an eighteen-room
mansion and pluck roses for the breakfast room.”
“There are few roses in Duluth,”
said Ken, “to speak of. And no breakfast
rooms. You breakfast in the dining room, and in
the winter you wear flannel underwear and galoshes.”
“California, then. And
he can be the son of a fruit king. I’m not
narrow.”
Harrietta was thirty-seven and a half
when there came upon her a great fear. It had
been a wretchedly bad season. Two failures.
The rent on her two-room apartment in Fifty-sixth
Street jumped from one hundred and twenty-five, which
she could afford, to two hundred a month, which she
couldn’t. Mary Irish Mary her
personal maid, left her in January. Personal
maids are one of the superstitions of the theatrical
profession, and an actress of standing is supposed
to go hungry rather than maidless.
“Why don’t you fire Irish
Mary?” Ken had asked Harrietta during a period
of stringency.
“I can’t afford to.”
Ken understood, but you may not.
Harrietta would have made it clear. “Any
actress who earns more than a hundred a week is supposed
to have a maid in her dressing room. No one knows
why, but it’s true. I remember in The Small-Town
Girl I wore the same gingham dress throughout three
acts, but I was paying Mary twenty a week just the
same. If I hadn’t some one in the company
would have told some one in another company that Harrietta
Fuller was broke. It would have seeped through
the director to the manager, and next time they offered
me a part they’d cut my salary. It’s
absurd, but there it is. A vicious circle.”
Irish Mary’s reason for leaving
Harrietta was a good one. It would have to be,
for she was of that almost extinct species, the devoted
retainer. Irish Mary wasn’t the kind of
maid one usually encounters back stage. No dapper,
slim, black-and-white pert miss, with a wisp of apron
and a knowledgeous eye. An ample, big-hipped,
broad-bosomed woman with an apron like a drop curtain
and a needle knack that kept Harrietta mended, be-ribboned,
beruffled, and exquisite from her garters to her coat
hangers. She had been around the theatre for twenty-five
years, and her thick, deft fingers had served a long
line of illustrious ladies Corinne Foster,
Gertrude Bennett, Lucille Varney. She knew all
the shades of grease paint from Flesh to Sallow Old
Age, and if you gained an ounce she warned you.
Her last name was Lesom, but nobody
remembered it until she brought forward a daughter
of fifteen with the request that she be given a job;
anything walk-on, extra, chorus. Lyddy,
she called her. The girl seldom spoke. She
was extremely stupid, but a marvellous mimic, and pretty
beyond belief; fragile, and yet with something common
about her even in her fragility. Her wrists had
a certain flat angularity that bespoke a peasant ancestry,
but she had a singular freshness and youthful bloom.
The line of her side face from the eye socket to the
chin was a delicious thing that curved with the grace
of a wing. The high cheekbone sloped down so
that the outline was heart-shaped. There were
little indentations at the corners of her mouth.
She had eyes singularly clear, like a child’s,
and a voice so nasal, so strident, so dreadful that
when she parted her pretty lips and spoke, the sound
shocked you like a peacock’s raucous screech.
Harrietta had managed to get a bit
for her here, a bit for her there, until by the time
she was eighteen she was giving a fairly creditable
performance in practically speechless parts. It
was dangerous to trust her even with an “Ah,
there you are!” line. The audience, startled,
was so likely to laugh.
At about this point she vanished,
bound for Hollywood and the movies. “She’s
the little fool, just,” said Irish Mary.
“What’ll she be wantin’ with the
movies, then, an’ her mother connected with the
theayter for years an’ all, and her you might
say brought up in it?”
But she hadn’t been out there
a year before the world knew her as Lydia Lissome.
Starting as an extra girl earning twenty-five a week
or less, she had managed, somehow, to get the part
of Betty in the screen version of The Magician, probably
because she struck the director as being the type;
or perhaps her gift of mimicry had something to do
with it, and the youth glow that was in her face.
At any rate, when the picture was finished and released,
no one was more surprised than Lyddy at the result.
They offered her three thousand a week on a three-year
contract. She wired her mother, but Irish Mary
wired back: “I don’t believe a word
of it hold out for five am coming.” She
left for the Coast. Incidentally, she got the
five for Lyddy. Lyddy signed her name to the
contract Lydia Lissome in a hand
that would have done discredit to an eleven-year-old.
Harrietta told Ken about it, not without
some bitterness: “Which only proves one
can’t be too careful about picking one’s
parents. If my father had been a hod carrier
instead of a minister of the Gospel and a darling
old dreamer, I’d be earning five thousand a week,
too.”
They were dining together in Harrietta’s
little sitting room so high up and quiet and bright
with its cream enamel and its log fire. Almost
one entire wall of that room was window, facing south,
and framing such an Arabian Nights panorama as only
a New York eleventh-story window, facing south, can
offer.
Ken lifted his right eyebrow, which
was a way he had when being quizzical. “What
would you do with five thousand a week, just supposing?”
“I’d do all the vulgar
things that other people do who have five thousand
a week.”
“You wouldn’t enjoy them.
You don’t care for small dogs or paradise aigrettes
or Italian villas in Connecticut or diamond-studded
cigarette holders or plush limousines or butlers.”
He glanced comprehensively about the little room at
the baby grand whose top was pleasantly littered with
photographs and bonbon dishes and flower vases; at
the smart little fire snapping in the grate; at the
cheerful reds and blues and ochres and sombre blues
and purples and greens of the books in the open bookshelves;
at the squat clock on the mantelshelf; at the gorgeous
splashes of black and gold glimpsed through the many-paned
window. “You’ve got everything you
really want right here” his gesture
seemed, somehow, to include himself “if
you only knew it.”
“You talk,” snapped Harrietta,
“as the Rev. H. John Scoville used to.”
She had never said a thing like that before. “I’m
sick of what they call being true to my art.
I’m tired of having last year’s suit relined,
even if it is smart enough to be good this year.
I’m sick of having the critics call me an intelligent
comedienne who is unfortunate in her choice of plays.
Some day” a little flash of fright
was there “I’ll pick up the
Times and see myself referred to as ’that
sterling actress.’ Then I’ll know
I’m through.”
“You!”
“Tell me I’m young, Ken.
Tell me I’m young and beautiful and bewitching.”
“You’re young and beautiful and bewitching.”
“Ugh! And yet they say the Irish have the
golden tongues.”
Two months later Harrietta had an
offer to go into pictures. It wasn’t her
first, but it undeniably was the best. The sum
offered per week was what she might usually expect
to get per month in a successful stage play.
To accept the offer meant the Coast. She found
herself having a test picture taken and trying to
believe the director who said it was good; found herself
expatiating on the brightness, quietness, and general
desirability of the eleventh-floor apartment in Fifty-sixth
Street to an acquaintance who was seeking a six months’
city haven for the summer.
“She’ll probably ruin
my enamel dressing table with toilet water and ring
my piano top with wet glasses and spatter grease on
the kitchenette wall. But I’ll be earning
a million,” Harrietta announced, recklessly,
“or thereabouts. Why should I care?”
She did care, though, as a naturally
neat and thrifty woman cares for her household goods
which have, through years of care of them and association
with them, become her household gods. The clock
on the mantel wasn’t a clock, but a plump friend
with a white smiling face and a soothing tongue; the
low, ample davenport wasn’t a davenport only,
but a soft bosom that pillowed her; that which lay
spread shimmering beneath her window was not New York
alone it was her View. To a woman like
this, letting her apartment furnished is like farming
out her child to strangers.
She had told her lessee about her
laundress and her cleaning woman and how to handle
the balky faucet that controlled the shower. She
had said good-bye to Ken entirely surrounded by his
books, magazines, fruit, and flowers. She was
occupying a Pullman drawing room paid for by the free-handed
filmers. She was crossing farm lands, plains,
desert. She was wondering if all those pink sweaters
and white flannel trousers outside the Hollywood Hotel
were there for the same reason that she was.
She was surveying a rather warm little room shaded
by a dense tree whose name she did not know.
She was thinking it felt a lot like her old trouping
days, when her telephone tinkled and a voice announced
Mrs. Lissome. Lissome? Lesam. Irish
Mary, of course. Harrietta’s maid, engaged
for the trip, had failed her at the last moment.
Now her glance rested on the two massive trunks and
the litter of smart, glittering bags that strewed
the room. A relieved look crept into her eyes.
A knock at the door. A resplendent figure was
revealed at its opening. The look in Harrietta’s
eyes vanished.
Irish Mary looked like the mother
of a girl who was earning five thousand a week.
She was marcelled, silk-clad, rustling, gold-meshed,
and, oh, how real in spite of it all as she beamed
upon the dazzled Harrietta.
“Out with ye!” trumpeted
this figure, brushing aside Harrietta’s proffered
chair. “There’ll be no stayin’
here for you. You’re coming along with
me, then, bag and baggage.” She glanced
sharply about. “Where’s your maid,
dearie?”
“Disappointed me at the last
minute. I’ll have to get someone ”
“We’ve plenty. You’re coming
up to our place.”
“But, Mary, I can’t. I couldn’t.
I’m tired. This room ”
“A hole. Wait till you
see The Place. Gardens and breakfast rooms and
statues and fountains and them Jap boys runnin’
up and down like mice. We rented it for a year
from that Goya Ciro. She’s gone back East.
How she ever made good in pictures I don’t know,
and her face like a hot-water bag for expression.
Lyddy’s going to build next year. They’re
drawin’ up the plans now. The Place’ll
be nothin’ compared to it when it’s finished.
Put on your hat. The boys’ll see to your
stuff here.”
“I can’t. I couldn’t.
You’re awfully kind, Mary dear ”
Mary dear was at the telephone.
“Mrs. Lissome. That’s who. Send
up that Jap boy for the bags.”
Mrs. Lissome’s name and Mrs.
Lissome’s commands apparently carried heavily
in Hollywood. A uniformed Jap appeared immediately
as though summoned by a genie. The bags seemed
to spring to him, so quickly was he enveloped by their
glittering surfaces. He was off with the burdens,
invisible except for his gnomelike face and his sturdy
bow legs in their footman’s boots.
“I can’t,” said
Harrietta, feebly, for the last time. It was her
introduction to the topsy-turvy world into which she
had come. She felt herself propelled down the
stairs by Irish Mary, who wasn’t Irish Mary
any more, but a Force whose orders were obeyed.
In the curved drive outside the Hollywood Hotel the
little Jap was stowing the last of the bags into the
great blue car whose length from nose to tail seemed
to span the hotel frontage. At the wheel, rigid,
sat a replica of the footman.
Irish Mary with a Japanese chauffeur.
Irish Mary with a Japanese footman. Irish Mary
with a great glittering car that was as commodious
as the average theatre dressing room.
“Get in, dearie. Lyddy’s
using the big car to-day. They’re out on
location. Shootin’ the last of Devils and
Men.”
Harrietta was saying to herself:
“Don’t be a nasty snob, Harry. This
is a different world. Think of the rotten time
Alice would have had in Wonderland if she hadn’t
been broad-minded. Take it as it comes.”
Irish Mary was talking as they sped
along through the hot white Hollywood sunshine....
“Stay right with us as long as you like, dearie,
but if after you’re workin’ you want a
place of your own, I know of just the thing you can
rent furnished, and a Jap gardener and house man and
cook right on the places besides ”
“But I’m not signed for
five thousand a week, like Lydia,” put in Harrietta.
“I know what you’re signed
for. ’Twas me put ’em up to it, an’
who else! ‘Easy money,’ I says, ‘an’
why shouldn’t she be gettin’ some of it?’
Lyddy spoke to Gans about it. What Lyddy says
goes. She’s a good girl, Lyddy is, an’
would you believe the money an’ all hasn’t
gone to her brains, though what with workin’
like a horse an’ me to steady her, an’
shrewder than the lawyers themself, if I do say it,
she ain’t had much chance. And here’s
The Place.”
And here was The Place. Sundials,
rose gardens, gravel paths, dwarf trees, giant trees,
fountains, swimming pools, tennis courts, goldfish,
statues, verandas, sleeping porches, awnings, bird
baths, pergolas.
Inside more Japs. Maids.
Rooms furnished like the interior of movie sets that
Harrietta remembered having seen. A bedroom, sitting
room, dressing room, and bath all her own in one wing
of the great white palace, only one of thousands of
great white palaces scattered through the hills of
Hollywood. The closet for dresses, silk-lined
and scented, could have swallowed whole her New York
bedroom.
“Lay down,” said Irish
Mary, “an’ get easy. Lyddy won’t
be home till six if she’s early, an’ she’ll
prob’bly be in bed by nine now they’re
rushin’ the end of the picture, an’ she’s
got to be on the lot made up by nine or sooner.”
“Nine in the morning!”
“Well, sure! You soon get
used to it. They’ve got to get all the
daylight they can, an’ times the fog’s
low earlier, or they’d likely start at seven
or eight. You look a little beat, dearie.
Lay down. I’ll have you unpacked while
we’re eatin’.”
But Harrietta did not lie down.
She went to the window. Below a small army of
pigmy gardeners were doing expert things to flower
beds and bushes that already seemed almost shamelessly
prolific. Harrietta thought, suddenly, of her
green-painted flower boxes outside the eleventh-story
south window in the New York flat. Outside her
window here a great scarlet hibiscus stuck its tongue
out at her. Harrietta stuck her tongue out at
it, childishly, and turned away. She liked a
certain reticence in flowers, as in everything else.
She sat down at the desk, took up a sheet of lavender
and gold paper and the great lavender plumed pen.
The note she wrote to Ken was the kind of note that
only Ken would understand, unless you’ve got
into the way of reading it once a year or so, too:
Ken, dear, I almost
wish I hadn’t gone down that rabbit hole, and
yet and yet it’s
rather curious, you know, this sort of life.
Two weeks later, when she had begun
to get used to her new work, her new life, the strange
hours, people, jargon, she wrote him another cryptic
note:
Alice “Well,
in our country you’d generally get to somewhere
else if you
ran very fast for a long time, as I’ve been doing.”
Red Queen “Here
it takes all the running you can do to keep in the
same place.”
In those two weeks things had happened
rather breathlessly. Harrietta had moved from
the splendours of The Place to her own rose-embowered
bungalow. Here, had she wanted to do any casement
work with a white rose, like that earlier heroine,
she could easily have managed it had not the early
morning been so feverishly occupied in reaching the
lot in time to be made up by nine. She soon learned
the jargon. “The lot” meant the studio
in which she was working, and its environs. “We’re
going to shoot you this morning,” meant that
she would be needed in to-day’s scenes.
Often she was in bed by eight at night, so tired that
she could not sleep. She wondered what the picture
was about. She couldn’t make head or tail
of it.
They were filming J. N. Gardner’s
novel, Romance of Arcady, but they had renamed it
Let’s Get a Husband. The heroine in the
novel was the young wife of twenty-seven who had been
married five years. This was Harrietta’s
part. In the book there had been a young girl,
too a saccharine miss of seventeen who
was the minor love interest. This was Lydia Lissome’s
part. Slowly it dawned on Harrietta that things
had been nightmarishly tampered with in the film version,
and that the change in name was the least of the indignities
to which the novel had been subjected.
It took Harrietta some time to realize
this because they were not taking the book scenes
in their sequence. They took them according to
light, convenience, location. Indoor scenes were
taken in one group, so that the end of the story might
often be the first to be filmed.
For a week Harrietta was dressed,
made up, and ready for work at nine o’clock,
and for a week she wasn’t used in a single scene.
The hours of waiting made her frantic. The sun
was white hot. Her little dressing room was stifling.
She hated her face with its dead-white mask and blue-lidded
eyes. When, finally, her time came she found that
after being dressed and ready from nine until five-thirty
daily she was required, at 4:56 on the sixth day,
to cross the set, open a door, stop, turn, appear
to be listening, and recross the set to meet someone
entering from the opposite side. This scene, trivial
as it appeared, was rehearsed seven times before the
director was satisfied with it.
The person for whom she had paused,
turned, and crossed was Lydia Lissome. And Lydia
Lissome, it soon became evident, had the lead in this
film. In the process of changing from novel to
scenario, the Young Wife had become a rather middle-aged
wife, and the Flapper of seventeen had become the
heroine. And Harrietta Fuller, erstwhile actress
of youthful comedy parts for the stage, found herself
moving about in black velvet and pearls and a large
plumed fan as a background for the white ruffles and
golden curls and sunny scenes in which Lydia Lissome
held the camera’s eye.
For years Harrietta Fuller’s
entrance during a rehearsal always had created a little
stir among the company. This one rose to give
her a seat; that one made her a compliment; Sam Klein,
the veteran director, patted her cheek and said:
“You’re going to like this part, Miss Fuller.
And they’re going to eat it up. You see.”
The author bent over her in mingled nervousness and
deference and admiration. The Young Thing who
was to play the ingenue part said shyly: “Oh,
Miss Fuller, may I tell you how happy I am to be playing
with you? You’ve been my ideal, etc.”
And now Harrietta Fuller, in black
velvet, was the least important person on the lot.
No one was rude to her. Everyone was most kind,
in fact. Kind! To Harrietta Fuller!
She found that her face felt stiff and expressionless
after long hours of waiting, waiting, and an elderly
woman who was playing a minor part showed her how to
overcome this by stretching her face, feature for
feature, as a dancer goes through limbering exercises
in the wings. The woman had been a trouper in
the old days of one-night stands. Just before
she stepped in front of the camera you saw her drawing
down her face grotesquely, stretching her mouth to
form an oval, dropping her jaw, twisting her lips to
the right, to the left, rolling her eyes round and
round. It was a perfect lesson in facial calisthenics,
and Harrietta was thankful for it. Harrietta was
interested in such things interested in
them, and grateful for what they taught her.
She told herself that she didn’t
mind the stir that Lydia Lissome made when she was
driven up in the morning in her great blue limousine
with the two Japs sitting so straight and immobile
in front, like twin Nipponese gods. But she did.
She told herself she didn’t mind when the director
said: “Miss Fuller, if you’ll just
watch Miss Lissome work. She has perfect picture
tempo.” But she did. The director was
the new-fashioned kind, who spoke softly, rehearsed
you almost privately, never bawled through a megaphone.
A slim young man in a white shirt and flannel trousers
and a pair of Harvard-looking glasses. Everybody
was young. That was it! Not thirty, or thirty-two,
or thirty-four, or thirty-seven, but young. Terribly,
horribly, actually young. That was it.
Harrietta Fuller was too honest not
to face this fact squarely. When she went to
a Thursday-night dance at the Hollywood Hotel she found
herself in a ballroom full of slim, pliant, corsetless
young things of eighteen, nineteen, twenty. The
men, with marcelled hair and slim feet and sunburnt
faces, were mere boys. As juveniles on the stage
they might have been earning seventy-five or one hundred
or one hundred and fifty dollars a week. Here
they owned estates, motor cars in fleets, power boats;
had secretaries, valets, trainers. Their technique
was perfect and simple. They knew their work.
When they kissed a girl, or entered a room, or gazed
after a woman, or killed a man in the presence of a
woman (while working) they took off their hats.
Turned slowly, and took off their hats. They
were mannerly, too, outside working hours. They
treated Harrietta with boyish politeness when
they noticed her at all.
“Oh, won’t you have this
chair, Miss Fuller? I didn’t notice you
were standing.”
They didn’t notice she was standing!
“What are you doing, Miss ah Fuller?
Yes, you did say Fuller. Names
Are you doing a dowager bit?”
“Dowager bit?”
“I see. You’re new
to the game, aren’t you? I saw you working
to-day. We always speak of these black-velvet
parts as dowager bits. Just excuse me. I
see a friend of mine ” The
friend of mine would be a willow wand with golden
curls, and what Harrietta rather waspishly called a
Gunga Din costume. She referred to that Kipling
description in which:
The uniform ’e wore
Was nothin’ much before,
An’ rather less than ‘arf
o’ that be’ind.
“They’re wearing them
that way here in Hollywood,” she wrote Ken.
She wrote Ken a good many things. But there were,
too, a good many things she did not write him.
At the end of the week she would look
at her check and take small comfort.
“You’ve got everything you really want
right here,” Ken had said, “if you only
knew it.”
If only she had known it.
Well, she knew it now. Now, frightened,
bewildered, resentful. Thirty-seven. Why,
thirty-seven was old in Hollywood. Not middle-aged,
or getting on, or well preserved, but old. Even
Lydia Lissome, at twenty, always made them put one
thickness of chiffon over the camera’s lens
before she would let them take the close-ups.
Harrietta thought of that camera now as a cruel Cyclops
from whose hungry eye nothing escaped wrinkles,
crow’s-feet nothing.
They had been working two months on
the picture. It was almost finished. Midsummer.
Harrietta’s little bungalow garden was ablaze
with roses, dahlias, poppies, asters, strange voluptuous
flowers whose names she did not know. The roses,
plucked and placed in water, fell apart, petal by
petal, two hours afterward. From her veranda she
saw the Sierra Madre range and the foothills.
She thought of her “unexcelled view of Park”
which could be had by flattening one ear and the side
of your face against the window jamb.
The sun came up, hard and bright and
white, day after day. Hard and white and hot
and dry. “Like a woman,” Harrietta
thought, “who wears a red satin gown all the
time. You’d wish she’d put on gingham
just once, for a change.” She told herself
that she was parched for a walk up Riverside Drive
in a misty summer rain, the water sloshing in her shoes.
“Happy, my ducky?” Irish
Mary would say, beaming upon her.
“Perfectly,” from Harrietta.
“It’s time, too.
Real money you’re pullin’ down here.
And a paradise if ever there was one.”
“I notice, though, that as soon
as they’ve completed a picture they take the
Overland back to New York and make dates with each
other for lunch at the Claridge, like matinee girls.”
Irish Mary flapped a negligent palm.
“Ah, well, change is what we all want, now and
then.” She looked at Harrietta sharply.
“You’re not wantin’ to go back,
are ye?”
“N-no,” faltered Harrietta.
Then, brazenly, hotly: “Yes, yes!”
ending, miserably, with: “But my contract.
Six months.”
“You can break it, if you’re
fool enough, when they’ve finished this picture,
though why you should want to ”
Irish Mary looked as belligerent as her kindly Celtic
face could manage.
But it was not until the last week
of the filming of Let’s get a Husband that Harrietta
came to her and said passionately: “I do!
I do!”
“Do what?” Irish Mary asked, blankly.
“Do want to break my contract. You said
I could after this picture.”
“Sure you can. They hired
you because I put Lyddy up to askin’ them to.
I’d thought you’d be pleased for the big
money an’ all. There’s no pleasin’
some.”
“It isn’t that. You don’t understand.
To-day ”
“Well, what’s happened to-day that’s
so turrible, then?”
But how could Harrietta tell her?
“To-day ” she began
again, faltered, stopped. To-day, you must know,
this had happened: It was the Big Scene of the
film. Lydia Lissome, in black lace nightgown and
ermine negligee, her hair in marcel waves, had just
been “shot” for it.
“Now then, Miss Fuller,”
said young Garvey, the director, “you come into
the garden, see? You’ve noticed Joyce go
out through the French window and you suspect she’s
gone to meet Talbot. We show just a flash of you
looking out of the drawing-room windows into the garden.
Then you just glance over your shoulder to where your
husband is sitting in the library, reading, and you
slip away, see? Then we jump to where you find
them in the garden. Wait a minute” He
consulted the sheaf of typewritten sheets in his hand “yeh here
it says: ’Joyce is keeping her tryst under
the great oak in the garden with her lover.’
Yeh. Wait a minute ... ’tryst under tree
with’ well, you come quickly forward down
to about here and you say: ‘Ah,
there you are!’”
Harrietta looked at him for a long,
long minute. Her lips were parted. Her breath
came quickly. She spoke: “I say what?”
“You say: ‘Ah, there you are.’”
“Never!” said Harrietta
Fuller, and brought her closed fist down on her open
palm for emphasis. “Never!”
It was August when she again was crossing
desert, plains, and farmlands. It was the tail-end
of a dusty, hot, humid August in New York when Ken
stood at the station, waiting. As he came forward,
raising one arm, her own arm shot forward in quick
protest, even while her glad eyes held his.
“Don’t take it off!”
“What off?”
“Your hat. Don’t take it off.
Kiss me but leave your hat on.”
She clutched his arm. She looked
up at him. They were in the taxi bound for Fifty-sixth
Street. “She moved? She’s out?
She’s gone? You told her I’d pay
her anything a bonus ”
Then, as he nodded, she leaned back, relaxed.
Something in her face prompted him.
“You’re young and beautiful and bewitching,”
said Ken.
“Keep on saying it,” pleaded Harrietta.
“Make a chant of it.” ...
Sam Klein, the veteran, was the first
to greet her when she entered the theatre at that
first September rehearsal. The company was waiting
for her. She wasn’t late. She had
just pleasantly escaped being unpunctual. She
came in, cool, slim, electric. Then she hesitated.
For the fraction of a second she hesitated. Then
Sam Klein greeted her: “Company’s
waiting, Miss Fuller, if you’re ready.”
And the leading man came forward, a flower in his
buttonhole, carefully tailored and slightly yellow
as a leading man of forty should be at 10:30 A. M.
“How wonderful you’re looking, Harrietta,”
he said.
Sam Klein took her aside. “You’re
going to make the hit of your career in this part,
Miss Fuller. Yessir, dear, the hit of your career.
You mark my words.”
“Don’t you think,”
stammered Harrietta “don’t you
think it will take someone someone younger to
play the part?”
“Younger than what?”
“Than I.”
Sam Klein stared. Then he laughed.
“Younger than you! Say, listen, do you
want to get the Gerry Society after me?”
And as he turned away a Young Thing
with worshipful eyes crept up to Harrietta’s
side and said tremulously: “Oh, Miss Fuller,
this is my first chance on Broadway, and may I tell
you how happy I am to be playing with you? You’ve
been my ideal ever since I was a for a long,
long time.”