Theresa Platt (she had been Terry
Sheehan) watched her husband across the breakfast
table with eyes that smoldered. But Orville Platt
was quite unaware of any smoldering in progress.
He was occupied with his eggs. How could he
know that these very eggs were feeding the dull red
menace in Terry Platt’s eyes?
When Orville Platt ate a soft-boiled
egg he concentrated on it. He treated it as a
great adventure. Which, after all, it is.
Few adjuncts of our daily life contain the element
of chance that is to be found in a three-minute breakfast
egg.
This was Orville Platt’s method
of attack: first, he chipped off the top, neatly.
Then he bent forward and subjected it to a passionate
and relentless scrutiny. Straightening preparatory
to plunging his spoon therein he flapped
his right elbow. It wasn’t exactly a flap;
it was a pass between a hitch and a flap, and presented
external evidence of a mental state. Orville
Platt always gave that little preliminary jerk when
he was contemplating a serious step, or when he was
moved, or argumentative. It was a trick as innocent
as it was maddening.
Terry Platt had learned to look for
that flap they had been married four years to
look for it, and to hate it with a morbid, unreasoning
hate. That flap of the elbow was tearing Terry
Platt’s nerves into raw, bleeding fragments.
Her fingers were clenched tightly
under the table, now. She was breathing unevenly.
“If he does that again,” she told herself,
“if he flaps again when he opens the second
egg, I’ll scream. I’ll scream.
I’ll scream! I’ll sc ”
He had scooped the first egg into
his cup. Now he picked up the second, chipped
it, concentrated, straightened, then up
went the elbow, and down, with the accustomed little
flap.
The tortured nerves snapped.
Through the early-morning quiet of Wetona, Wisconsin,
hurtled the shrill, piercing shriek of Terry Platt’s
hysteria.
“Terry! For God’s sake! What’s
the matter!”
Orville Platt dropped the second egg,
and his spoon. The egg yolk trickled down his
plate. The spoon made a clatter and flung a gay
spot of yellow on the cloth. He started toward
her.
Terry, wild-eyed, pointed a shaking
finger at him. She was laughing, now, uncontrollably.
“Your elbow! Your elbow!”
“Elbow?” He looked down
at it, bewildered, then up, fright in his face.
“What’s the matter with it?”
She mopped her eyes. Sobs shook
her. “You f-f-flapped it.”
“F-f-f ”
The bewilderment in Orville Platt’s face gave
way to anger. “Do you mean to tell me that
you screeched like that because my because
I moved my elbow?”
“Yes.”
His anger deepened and reddened to
fury. He choked. He had started from his
chair with his napkin in his hand. He still clutched
it. Now he crumpled it into a wad and hurled
it to the center of the table, where it struck a sugar
bowl, dropped back, and uncrumpled slowly, reprovingly.
“You you ”
Then bewilderment closed down again like a fog over
his countenance. “But why? I can’t
see ”
“Because it because
I can’t stand it any longer. Flapping.
This is what you do. Like this.”
And she did it. Did it with
insulting fidelity, being a clever mimic.
“Well, all I can say is you’re
crazy, yelling like that, for nothing.”
“It isn’t nothing.”
“Isn’t, huh? If
that isn’t nothing, what is?” They were
growing incoherent. “What d’you
mean, screeching like a maniac? Like a wild woman?
The neighbors’ll think I’ve killed you.
What d’you mean, anyway!”
“I mean I’m tired of watching
it, that’s what. Sick and tired.”
“Y’are, huh? Well,
young lady, just let me tell you something ”
He told her. There followed
one of those incredible quarrels, as sickening as
they are human, which can take place only between two
people who love each other; who love each other so
well that each knows with cruel certainty the surest
way to wound the other; and who stab, and tear, and
claw at these vulnerable spots in exact proportion
to their love.
Ugly words. Bitter words.
Words that neither knew they knew flew between them
like sparks between steel striking steel.
From him: “Trouble with
you is you haven’t got enough to do. That’s
the trouble with half you women. Just lay around
the house, rotting. I’m a fool, slaving
on the road to keep a good-for-nothing ”
“I suppose you call sitting
around hotel lobbies slaving! I suppose the
house runs itself! How about my evenings?
Sitting here alone, night after night, when you’re
on the road.”
Finally, “Well, if you don’t
like it,” he snarled, and lifted his chair by
the back and slammed it down, savagely, “if you
don’t like it, why don’t you get out,
hm? Why don’t you get out?”
And from her, her eyes narrowed to
two slits, her cheeks scarlet:
“Why, thanks. I guess I will.”
Ten minutes later he had flung out
of the house to catch the 8:19 for Manitowoc.
He marched down the street, his shoulders swinging
rhythmically to the weight of the burden he carried his
black leather handbag and the shiny tan sample case,
battle-scarred, both, from many encounters with ruthless
porters and busmen and bellboys. For four years,
as he left for his semi-monthly trip, he and Terry
had observed a certain little ceremony (as had the
neighbors). She would stand in the doorway,
watching him down the street, the heavier sample case
banging occasionally at his shin. The depot was
only three blocks away. Terry watched him with
fond but unillusioned eyes, which proves that she
really loved him. He was a dapper, well-dressed
fat man, with a weakness for pronounced patterns in
suitings, and addicted to derbies. One week
on the road, one week at home. That was his routine.
The wholesale grocery trade liked Platt, and he had
for his customers the fondness that a traveling salesman
has who is successful in his territory. Before
his marriage to Terry Sheehan his little red address
book had been overwhelming proof against the theory
that nobody loves a fat man.
Terry, standing in the doorway, always
knew that when he reached the corner just where Schroeder’s
house threatened to hide him from view, he would stop,
drop the sample case, wave his hand just once, pick
up the sample case and go on, proceeding backward
for a step or two until Schroeder’s house made
good its threat. It was a comic scene in the
eyes of the onlooker, perhaps because a chubby Romeo
offends the sense of fitness. The neighbors,
lurking behind their parlor curtains, had laughed
at first. But after a while they learned to look
for that little scene, and to take it unto themselves,
as if it were a personal thing. Fifteen-year
wives whose husbands had long since abandoned flowery
farewells used to get a vicarious thrill out of it,
and to eye Terry with a sort of envy.
This morning Orville Platt did not
even falter when he reached Schroeder’s corner.
He marched straight on, looking steadily ahead, the
heavy bags swinging from either hand. Even if
he had stopped though she knew he wouldn’t Terry
Platt would not have seen him. She remained
seated at the disordered breakfast table, a dreadfully
still figure, and sinister; a figure of stone and fire,
of ice and flame. Over and over in her mind
she was milling the things she might have said to
him, and had not. She brewed a hundred vitriolic
cruelties that she might have flung in his face.
She would concoct one biting brutality, and dismiss
it for a second, and abandon that for a third.
She was too angry to cry a dangerous state
in a woman. She was what is known as cold mad,
so that her mind was working clearly and with amazing
swiftness, and yet as though it were a thing detached;
a thing that was no part of her.
She sat thus for the better part of
an hour, motionless except for one forefinger that
was, quite unconsciously, tapping out a popular and
cheap little air that she had been strumming at the
piano the evening before, having bought it downtown
that same afternoon. It had struck Orville’s
fancy, and she had played it over and over for him.
Her right forefinger was playing the entire tune,
and something in the back of her head was following
it accurately, though the separate thinking process
was going on just the same. Her eyes were bright,
and wide, and hot. Suddenly she became conscious
of the musical antics of her finger. She folded
it in with its mates, so that her hand became a fist.
She stood up and stared down at the clutter of the
breakfast table. The egg that fateful
second egg had congealed to a mottled mess
of yellow and white. The spoon lay on the cloth.
His coffee, only half consumed, showed tan with a
cold gray film over it. A slice of toast at the
left of his plate seemed to grin at her with the semi-circular
wedge that he had bitten out of it.
Terry stared down at these congealing
remnants. Then she laughed, a hard high little
laugh, pushed a plate away contemptuously with her
hand, and walked into the sitting room. On the
piano was the piece of music (Bennie Gottschalk’s
great song hit, “Hicky Boola”) which she
had been playing the night before. She picked
it up, tore it straight across, once, placed the pieces
back to back, and tore it across again. Then
she dropped the pieces to the floor.
“You bet I’m going,”
she said, as though concluding a train of thought.
“You just bet I’m going. Right now!”
And Terry went. She went for much the same reason
as that given by the ladye of high degree in the old
English song she who had left her lord and
bed and board to go with the raggle-taggle gipsies-O!
The thing that was sending Terry Platt away was much
more than a conjugal quarrel precipitated by a soft-boiled
egg and a flap of the arm. It went so deep that
it is necessary to delve back to the days when Theresa
Platt was Terry Sheehan to get the real significance
of it, and of the things she did after she went.
When Mrs. Orville Platt had been Terry
Sheehan, she had played the piano, afternoons and
evenings, in the orchestra of the Bijou Theater, on
Cass Street, Wetona, Wisconsin. Anyone with a
name like Terry Sheehan would, perforce, do well anything
she might set out to do. There was nothing of
genius in Terry, but there was something of fire,
and much that was Irish. Which meant that the
Watson Team, Eccentric Song and Dance Artists, never
needed a rehearsal when they played the Bijou.
Ruby Watson used merely to approach Terry before the
Monday performance, sheet music in hand, and say,
“Listen, dearie. We’ve got some
new business I want to wise you to. Right here
it goes ’tum dee-dee dum dee-dee tum
dum dum.’ See? Like that.
And then Jim vamps. Get me?”
Terry, at the piano, would pucker
her pretty brow a moment. Then, “Like this,
you mean?”
“That’s it! You’ve got it.”
“All right. I’ll tell the drum.”
She could play any tune by ear, once
heard. She got the spirit of a thing, and transmitted
it. When Terry played a martial number you tapped
the floor with your foot, and unconsciously straightened
your shoulders. When she played a home-and-mother
song you hoped that the man next to you didn’t
know you were crying (which he probably didn’t,
because he was weeping, too).
At that time motion pictures had not
attained their present virulence. Vaudeville,
polite or otherwise, had not yet been crowded out by
the ubiquitous film. The Bijou offered entertainment
of the cigar-box-tramp variety, interspersed with
trick bicyclists, soubrettes in slightly soiled
pink, trained seals, and Family Fours with lumpy legs
who tossed each other about and struck Goldbergian
attitudes.
Contact with these gave Terry Sheehan
a semiprofessional tone. The more conservative
of her townspeople looked at her askance. There
never had been an evil thing about Terry, but Wetona
considered her rather fly. Terry’s hair
was very black, and she had a fondness for those little,
close-fitting scarlet turbans. Terry’s mother
had died when the girl was eight, and Terry’s
father had been what is known as easygoing. A
good-natured, lovable, shiftless chap in the contracting
business. He drove around Wetona in a sagging,
one-seated cart and never made any money because he
did honest work and charged as little for it as men
who did not. His mortar stuck, and his bricks
did not crumble, and his lumber did not crack.
Riches are not acquired in the contracting business
in that way. Ed Sheehan and his daughter were
great friends. When he died (she was nineteen)
they say she screamed once, like a banshee, and dropped
to the floor.
After they had straightened out the
muddle of books in Ed Sheehan’s gritty, dusty
little office Terry turned her piano-playing talent
to practical account. At twenty-one she was
still playing at the Bijou, and into her face was
creeping the first hint of that look of sophistication
which comes from daily contact with the artificial
world of the footlights.
There are, in a small Midwest town
like Wetona, just two kinds of girls. Those
who go downtown Saturday nights, and those who don’t.
Terry, if she had not been busy with her job at the
Bijou, would have come in the first group. She
craved excitement. There was little chance to
satisfy such craving in Wetona, but she managed to
find certain means. The traveling men from the
Burke House just across the street used to drop in
at the Bijou for an evening’s entertainment.
They usually sat well toward the front, and Terry’s
expert playing, and the gloss of her black hair, and
her piquant profile as she sometimes looked up toward
the stage for a signal from one of the performers
caught their fancy, and held it.
She found herself, at the end of a
year or two, with a rather large acquaintance among
these peripatetic gentlemen. You occasionally
saw one of them strolling home with her. Sometimes
she went driving with one of them of a Sunday afternoon.
And she rather enjoyed taking Sunday dinner at the
Burke Hotel with a favored friend. She thought
those small-town hotel Sunday dinners the last word
in elegance. The roast course was always accompanied
by an aqueous, semifrozen concoction which the bill
of fare revealed as Roman Punch. It added a
royal touch to the repast, even when served with roast
pork.
Terry was twenty-two when Orville
Platt, making his initial Wisconsin trip for the wholesale
grocery house he represented, first beheld her piquant
Irish profile, and heard her deft manipulation of the
keys. Orville had the fat man’s sense of
rhythm and love of music. He had a buttery tenor
voice, too, of which he was rather proud.
He spent three days in Wetona that
first trip, and every evening saw him at the Bijou,
first row, center. He stayed through two shows
each time, and before he had been there fifteen minutes
Terry was conscious of him through the back of her
head. Orville Platt paid no more heed to the
stage, and what was occurring thereon, than if it had
not been. He sat looking at Terry, and waggling
his head in time to the music. Not that Terry
was a beauty. But she was one of those immaculately
clean types. That look of fragrant cleanliness
was her chief charm. Her clear, smooth skin contributed
to it, and the natural penciling of her eyebrows.
But the thing that accented it, and gave it a last
touch, was the way in which her black hair came down
in a little point just in the center of her forehead,
where hair meets brow. It grew to form what is
known as a cowlick. (A prettier name for it is widow’s
peak.) Your eye lighted on it, pleased, and from it
traveled its gratified way down her white temples,
past her little ears, to the smooth black coil at
the nape of her neck. It was a trip that rested
you.
At the end of the last performance
on the night of his second visit to the Bijou, Orville
waited until the audience had begun to file out.
Then he leaned forward over the rail that separated
orchestra from audience.
“Could you,” he said,
his tones dulcet, “could you oblige me with the
name of that last piece you played?”
Terry was stacking her music.
“George!” she called to the drum.
“Gentleman wants to know the name of that last
piece.” And prepared to leave.
“‘My Georgia Crackerjack,’”
said the laconic drum.
Orville Platt took a hasty side step
in the direction of the door toward which Terry was
headed. “It’s a pretty thing,”
he said fervently. “An awful pretty thing.
Thanks. It’s beautiful.”
Terry flung a last insult at him over
her shoulder: “Don’t thank me
for it. I didn’t write it.”
Orville Platt did not go across the
street to the hotel. He wandered up Cass Street,
and into the ten-o’clock quiet of Main Street,
and down as far as the park and back. “Pretty
as a pink! And play! ... And good, too.
Good.”
A fat man in love.
At the end of six months they were
married. Terry was surprised into it.
Not that she was not fond of him. She was; and
grateful to him, as well. For, pretty as she
was, no man had ever before asked Terry to be his
wife. They had made love to her. They
had paid court to her. They had sent her large
boxes of stale drugstore chocolates, and called her
endearing names as they made cautious declarations
such as:
“I’ve known a lot of girls,
but you’ve got something different. I don’t
know. You’ve got so much sense. A
fellow can chum around with you. Little pal.”
Wetona would be their home.
They rented a comfortable, seven-room house in a comfortable,
middle-class neighborhood, and Terry dropped the red
velvet turbans and went in for picture hats.
Orville bought her a piano whose tone was so good
that to her ear, accustomed to the metallic discords
of the Bijou instrument, it sounded out of tune.
She played a great deal at first, but unconsciously
she missed the sharp spat of applause that used to
follow her public performance. She would play
a piece, brilliantly, and then her hands would drop
to her lap. And the silence of her own sitting
room would fall flat on her ears. It was better
on the evenings when Orville was home. He sang,
in his throaty, fat man’s tenor, to Terry’s
expert accompaniment.
“This is better than playing
for those ham actors, isn’t it, hon?”
And he would pinch her ear.
“Sure” listlessly.
But after the first year she became
accustomed to what she termed private life.
She joined an afternoon sewing club, and was active
in the ladies’ branch of the U.C.T. She
developed a knack at cooking, too, and Orville, after
a week or ten days of hotel fare in small Wisconsin
towns, would come home to sea-foam biscuits, and real
soup, and honest pies and cake. Sometimes, in
the midst of an appetizing meal he would lay down
his knife and fork and lean back in his chair, and
regard the cool and unruffled Terry with a sort of
reverence in his eyes. Then he would get up,
and come around to the other side of the table, and
tip her pretty face up to his.
“I’ll bet I’ll wake
up, someday, and find out it’s all a dream.
You know this kind of thing doesn’t really happen not
to a dub like me.”
One year; two; three; four.
Routine. A little boredom. Some impatience.
She began to find fault with the very things she had
liked in him: his superneatness; his fondness
for dashing suit patterns; his throaty tenor; his
worship of her. And the flap. Oh, above
all, that flap! That little, innocent, meaningless
mannerism that made her tremble with nervousness.
She hated it so that she could not trust herself
to speak of it to him. That was the trouble.
Had she spoken of it, laughingly or in earnest, before
it became an obsession with her, that hideous breakfast
quarrel, with its taunts, and revilings, and open
hate, might never have come to pass.
Terry Platt herself didn’t know
what was the matter with her. She would have
denied that anything was wrong. She didn’t
even throw her hands above her head and shriek:
“I want to live! I want to live!
I want to live!” like a lady in a play.
She only knew she was sick of sewing at the Wetona
West End Red Cross shop; sick of marketing, of home
comforts, of Orville, of the flap.
Orville, you may remember, left at
8:19. The 11:23 bore Terry Chicago-ward.
She had left the house as it was beds unmade,
rooms unswept, breakfast table uncleared. She
intended never to come back.
Now and then a picture of the chaos
she had left behind would flash across her order-loving
mind. The spoon on the tablecloth.
Orville’s pajamas dangling over
the bathroom chair. The coffeepot on the gas
stove.
“Pooh! What do I care?”
In her pocketbook she had a tidy sum
saved out of the housekeeping money. She was
naturally thrifty, and Orville had never been niggardly.
Her meals when Orville was on the road had been those
sketchy, haphazard affairs with which women content
themselves when their household is manless.
At noon she went into the dining car and ordered a
flaunting little repast of chicken salad and asparagus
and Neapolitan ice cream. The men in the dining
car eyed her speculatively and with appreciation.
Then their glance dropped to the third finger of her
left hand, and wandered away. She had meant to
remove it. In fact, she had taken it off and
dropped it into her bag. But her hand felt so
queer, so unaccustomed, so naked, that she had found
herself slipping the narrow band on again, and her
thumb groped for it, gratefully.
It was almost five o’clock when
she reached Chicago. She felt no uncertainty
or bewilderment. She had been in Chicago three
or four times since her marriage. She went to
a downtown hotel. It was too late, she told
herself, to look for a less expensive room that night.
When she had tidied herself she went out. The
things she did were the childish, aimless things that
one does who finds herself in possession of sudden
liberty. She walked up State Street, and stared
in the windows; came back, turned into Madison, passed
a bright little shop in the window of which taffy-white
and gold was being wound endlessly and
fascinatingly about a double-jointed machine.
She went in and bought a sackful, and wandered on
down the street, munching.
She had supper at one of those white-tiled
sarcophagi that emblazon Chicago’s downtown
side streets. It had been her original intention
to dine in state in the rose-and-gold dining room
of her hotel. She had even thought daringly
of lobster. But at the last moment she recoiled
from the idea of dining alone in that wilderness of
tables so obviously meant for two.
After her supper she went to a picture
show. She was amazed to find there, instead
of the accustomed orchestra, a pipe organ that panted
and throbbed and rumbled over lugubrious classics.
The picture was about a faithless wife. Terry
left in the middle of it.
She awoke next morning at seven, as
usual, started up wildly, looked around, and dropped
back. Nothing to get up for. The knowledge
did not fill her with a rush of relief. She
would have her breakfast in bed. She telephoned
for it, languidly. But when it came she got up
and ate it from the table, after all.
That morning she found a fairly comfortable
room, more within her means, on the North Side in
the boardinghouse district. She unpacked and
hung up her clothes and drifted downtown again, idly.
It was noon when she came to the corner of State
and Madison Streets. It was a maelstrom that
caught her up, and buffeted her about, and tossed her
helplessly this way and that.
The thousands jostled Terry, and knocked
her hat awry, and dug her with unheeding elbows, and
stepped on her feet.
“Say, look here!” she
said once futilely. They did not stop to listen.
State and Madison has no time for Terrys from Wetona.
It goes its way, pell-mell. If it saw Terry
at all it saw her only as a prettyish person, in the
wrong kind of suit and hat, with a bewildered, resentful
look on her face.
Terry drifted on down the west side
of State Street, with the hurrying crowd. State
and Monroe. A sound came to Terry’s ears.
A sound familiar, beloved. To
her ear, harassed with the roar and crash, with the
shrill scream of the whistle of the policeman at the
crossing, with the hiss of feet shuffling on cement,
it was a celestial strain. She looked up, toward
the sound. A great second-story window opened
wide to the street. In it a girl at a piano,
and a man, red-faced, singing through a megaphone.
And on a flaring red and green sign:
Bernie Gottschalk’s
music house!
Come in! Hear Bernie
Gottschalk’s latest hit!
The heart-throb song
that has got ’em all!
The song that made
the SQUAREHEADS crawl!
“I come from Paris,
Illinois, but oh! You Paris,
France!
I used to wear blue
overalls but now it’s khaki
pants.”
Come in! Come in!
Terry accepted.
She followed the sound of the music.
Around the corner. Up a little flight of stairs.
She entered the realm of Euterpe; Euterpe with her
hair frizzed; Euterpe with her flowing white robe replaced
by soiled white shoes; Euterpe abandoning her flute
for jazz. She sat at the piano, a red-haired
young lady whose familiarity with the piano had bred
contempt. Nothing else could have accounted for
her treatment of it. Her fingers, tipped with
sharp-pointed and glistening nails, clawed the keys
with a dreadful mechanical motion. There were
stacks of music sheets on counters and shelves and
dangling from overhead wires. The girl at the
piano never ceased playing. She played mostly
by request.
A prospective purchaser would mumble
something in the ear of one of the clerks. The
fat man with the megaphone would bawl out, “Hicky
Boola, Miss Ryan!” And Miss Ryan would oblige.
She made a hideous rattle and crash and clatter of
sound.
Terry joined the crowds about the
counter. The girl at the piano was not looking
at the keys. Her head was screwed around over
her left shoulder and as she played she was holding
forth animatedly to a girl friend who had evidently
dropped in from some store or office during the lunch
hour. Now and again the fat man paused in his
vocal efforts to reprimand her for her slackness.
She paid no heed. There was something gruesome,
uncanny, about the way her fingers went their own
way over the defenseless keys. Her conversation
with the frowzy little girl went on.
“Wha’d he say?” (Over her shoulder.)
“Oh, he laffed.”
“Well, didja go?”
“Me! Well, whutya think I yam, anyway?”
“I woulda took a chanst.”
The fat man rebelled.
“Look here! Get busy!
What are you paid for? Talkin’ or playin’?
Huh?”
The person at the piano, openly reproved
thus before her friend, lifted her uninspired hands
from the keys and spake. When she had finished
she rose.
“But you can’t leave now,”
the megaphone man argued. “Right in the
rush hour.”
“I’m gone,” said
the girl. The fat man looked about, helplessly.
He gazed at the abandoned piano, as though it must
go on of its own accord. Then at the crowd.
“Where’s Miss Schwimmer?” he demanded
of a clerk.
“Out to lunch.”
Terry pushed her way to the edge of
the counter and leaned over. “I can play
for you,” she said.
The man looked at her. “Sight?”
“Yes.”
“Come on.”
Terry went around to the other side
of the counter, took off her hat and coat, rubbed
her hands together briskly, sat down, and began to
play. The crowd edged closer.
It is a curious study, this noonday
crowd that gathers to sate its music hunger on the
scraps vouchsafed it by Bernie Gottschalk’s Music
House. Loose-lipped, slope-shouldered young men
with bad complexions and slender hands.
Girls whose clothes are an unconscious satire on
present-day fashions. On their faces, as they
listen to the music, is a look of peace and dreaming.
They stand about, smiling a wistful half smile.
The music seems to satisfy a something within them.
Faces dull, eyes lusterless, they listen in a sort
of trance.
Terry played on. She played
as Terry Sheehan used to play. She played as
no music hack at Bernie Gottschalk’s had ever
played before. The crowd swayed a little to
the sound of it. Some kept time with little
jerks of the shoulder the little hitching
movement of the dancer whose blood is filled with
the fever of syncopation. Even the crowd flowing
down State Street must have caught the rhythm of it,
for the room soon filled.
At two o’clock the crowd began
to thin. Business would be slack, now, until
five, when it would again pick up until closing time
at six. The fat vocalist put down his megaphone,
wiped his forehead, and regarded Terry with a warm
blue eye. He had just finished singing “I’ve
Wandered Far from Dear Old Mother’s Knee.”
(Bernie Gottschalk Inc. Chicago. New York.
You can’t get bit with a Gottschalk hit. 15
cents each.)
“Girlie,” he said, emphatically,
“you sure can play!”
He came over to her at the piano and put a stubby
hand on her shoulder. “Yessir! Those
little fingers ”
Terry just turned her head to look
down her nose at the moist hand resting on her shoulder.
“Those little fingers are going to meet your
face if you don’t move on.”
“Who gave you your job?” demanded the
fat man.
“Nobody. I picked it myself. You
can have it if you want it.”
“Can’t you take a joke?”
“Label yours.”
As the crowd dwindled she played less
feverishly, but there was nothing slipshod about her
performance. The chubby songster found time to
proffer brief explanations in asides. “They
want the patriotic stuff. It used to be all that
Hawaiian dope, and Wild Irish Rose stuff, and songs
about wanting to go back to every place from Dixie
to Duluth. But now seems it’s all these
here flag wavers. Honestly, I’m so sick
of ’em I got a notion to enlist to get away from
it.”
Terry eyed him with withering briefness.
“A little training wouldn’t ruin your
figure.”
She had never objected to Orville’s
embonpoint. But then, Orville was a different
sort of fat man; pink-cheeked, springy, immaculate.
At four o’clock, as she was
in the chorus of “Isn’t There Another Joan
of Arc?” a melting masculine voice from the other
side of the counter said “Pardon me. What’s
that you’re playing?”
Terry told him. She did not
look up. “I wouldn’t have known it.
Played like that a second ‘Marseillaise.’
If the words What are the words?
Let me see a ”
“Show the gentleman a ‘Joan,’”
Terry commanded briefly, over her shoulder.
The fat man laughed a wheezy laugh. Terry glanced
around, still playing, and encountered the gaze of
two melting masculine eyes that matched the melting
masculine voice. The songster waved a hand uniting
Terry and the eyes in informal introduction.
“Mr. Leon Sammett, the gentleman
who sings the Gottschalk songs wherever songs are
heard. And Mrs. that is and
Mrs. Sammett ”
Terry turned. A sleek, swarthy
world-old young man with the fashionable concave torso,
and alarmingly convex bone-rimmed glasses. Through
them his darkly luminous gaze glowed upon Terry.
To escape their warmth she sent her own gaze past
him to encounter the arctic stare of the large blonde
who had been included so lamely in the introduction.
And at that the frigidity of that stare softened,
melted, dissolved.
“Why, Terry Sheehan! What in the world!”
Terry’s eyes bored beneath the
layers of flabby fat. “It’s why,
it’s Ruby Watson, isn’t it? Eccentric
Song and Dance ”
She glanced at the concave young man
and faltered. He was not Jim, of the Bijou days.
From him her eyes leaped back to the fur-bedecked
splendor of the woman. The plump face went so
painfully red that the make-up stood out on it, a
distinct layer, like thin ice covering flowing water.
As she surveyed that bulk Terry realized that while
Ruby might still claim eccentricity, her song-and-dance
days were over. “That’s ancient history,
m’ dear. I haven’t been working for
three years. What’re you doing in this
joint? I’d heard you’d done well
for yourself. That you were married.”
“I am. That is I well, I am.
I ”
At that the dark young man leaned
over and patted Terry’s hand that lay on the
counter. He smiled. His own hand was incredibly
slender, long, and tapering.
“That’s all right,”
he assured her, and smiled. “You two girls
can have a reunion later. What I want to know
is can you play by ear?”
“Yes, but ”
He leaned far over the counter.
“I knew it the minute I heard you play.
You’ve got the touch. Now listen.
See if you can get this, and fake the bass.”
He fixed his somber and hypnotic eyes
on Terry. His mouth screwed up into a whistle.
The tune a tawdry but haunting little melody came
through his lips. Terry turned back to the piano.
“Of course you know you flatted every note,”
she said.
This time it was the blonde who
laughed, and the man who flushed. Terry cocked
her head just a little to one side, like a knowing
bird, looked up into space beyond the piano top, and
played the lilting little melody with charm and fidelity.
The dark young man followed her with a wagging of
the head and little jerks of both outspread hands.
His expression was beatific, enraptured. He
hummed a little under his breath and anyone who was
music-wise would have known that he was just a half
beat behind her all the way.
When she had finished he sighed deeply,
ecstatically. He bent his lean frame over the
counter and, despite his swart coloring, seemed to
glitter upon her his eyes, his teeth, his
very fingernails.
“Something led me here.
I never come up on Tuesdays. But something ”
“You was going to complain,”
put in his lady, heavily, “about that Teddy
Sykes at the Palace Gardens singing the same songs
this week that you been boosting at the Inn.”
He put up a vibrant, peremptory hand.
“Bah! What does that matter now!
What does anything matter now! Listen Miss ah Miss ?”
“Pl Sheehan. Terry Sheehan.”
He gazed off a moment into space.
“Hm. ’Leon Sammett in Songs.
Miss Terry Sheehan at the Piano.’ That
doesn’t sound bad. Now listen, Miss Sheehan.
I’m singing down at the University Inn.
The Gottschalk song hits. I guess you know my
work. But I want to talk to you, private.
It’s something to your interest. I go on
down at the Inn at six. Will you come and have
a little something with Ruby and me? Now?”
“Now?” faltered Terry,
somewhat helplessly. Things seemed to be moving
rather swiftly for her, accustomed as she was to the
peaceful routine of the past four years.
“Get your hat. It’s
your life chance. Wait till you see your name
in two-foot electrics over the front of every big-time
house in the country. You’ve got music
in you. Tie to me and you’re made.”
He turned to the woman beside him. “Isn’t
that so, Rube?”
“Sure. Look at me!”
One would not have thought there could be so much
subtle vindictiveness in a fat blonde.
Sammett whipped out a watch.
“Just three quarters of an hour. Come on,
girlie.”
His conversation had been conducted
in an urgent undertone, with side glances at the fat
man with the megaphone. Terry approached him
now.
“I’m leaving now,” she said.
“Oh, no, you’re not. Six o’clock
is your quitting time.”
In which he touched the Irish in Terry.
“Any time I quit is my quitting time.
She went in quest of hat and coat much as the girl
had done whose place she had taken early in the day.
The fat man followed her, protesting. Terry,
putting on her hat, tried to ignore him. But
he laid one plump hand on her arm and kept it there,
though she tried to shake him off.
“Now, listen to me. That
boy wouldn’t mind grinding his heel on your
face if he thought it would bring him up a step.
I know’m. See that walking stick he’s
carrying? Well, compared to the yellow stripe
that’s in him, that cane is a Lead pencil.
He’s a song tout, that’s all he is.”
Then, more feverishly, as Terry tried to pull away:
“Wait a minute. You’re a decent
girl. I want to Why, he can’t
even sing a note without you give it to him first.
He can put a song over, yes. But how?
By flashing that toothy grin of his and talking every
word of it. Don’t you ”
But Terry freed herself with a final
jerk and whipped around the counter. The two,
who had been talking together in an undertone, turned
to welcome her. “We’ve got a half-hour.
Come on. It’s just over to Clark and
up a block or so.”
The University Inn, that gloriously
intercollegiate institution which welcomes any graduate
of any school of experience, was situated in the basement,
down a flight of stairs. Into the unwonted quiet
that reigns during the hour of low potentiality, between
five and six, the three went, and seated themselves
at a table in an obscure corner. A waiter brought
them things in little glasses, though no order had
been given. The woman who had been Ruby Watson
was so silent as to be almost wordless. But
the man talked rapidly. He talked well, too.
The same quality that enabled him, voiceless though
he was, to boost a song to success was making his
plea sound plausible in Terry’s ears now.
“I’ve got to go and make
up in a few minutes. So get this. I’m
not going to stick down in this basement eating house
forever. I’ve got too much talent.
If I only had a voice I mean a singing voice.
But I haven’t. But then, neither had
Georgie Cohan, and I can’t see that it wrecked
his life any. Now listen. I’ve got
a song. It’s my own. That bit you
played for me up at Gottschalk’s is part of the
chorus. But it’s the words that’ll
go big. They’re great. It’s
an aviation song, see? Airplane stuff.
They’re yelling that it’s the airyoplanes
that’re going to win this war. Well, I’ll
help ’em. This song is going to put the
aviator where he belongs. It’s going to
be the big song of the war. It’s going
to make ‘Tipperary’ sound like a Moody
and Sankey hymn. It’s the ”
Ruby lifted her heavy-lidded eyes
and sent him a meaning look. “Get down
to business, Leon. I’ll tell her how good
you are while you’re making up.”
He shot her a malignant glance, but
took her advice. “Now what I’ve
been looking for for years is somebody who has got
the music knack to give me the accompaniment just
a quarter of a jump ahead of my voice, see?
I can follow like a lamb, but I’ve got to have
that feeler first. It’s more than a knack.
It’s a gift. And you’ve got it.
I know it when I see it. I want to get away
from this night-club thing. There’s nothing
in it for a man of my talent. I’m gunning
for bigger game. But they won’t sign me
without a tryout. And when they hear my voice
they Well, if me and you work together
we can fool ’em. The song’s great.
And my make-up’s one of these aviation costumes
to go with the song, see? Pants tight in the
knee and baggy on the hips. And a coat with
one of those full-skirt whaddyoucall-’ems ”
“Péplums,” put in Ruby, placidly.
“Sure. And the girls’ll
be wild about it. And the words!” He began
to sing, gratingly off key:
Put on your sky clothes,
Put on your fly clothes,
And take a trip with me.
We’ll sail so high
Up in the sky
We’ll drop a bomb from Mercury.
“Why, that’s awfully cute!”
exclaimed Terry. Until now her opinion of Mr.
Sammett’s talents had not been on a level with
his.
“Yeah, but wait till you hear
the second verse. That’s only part of
the chorus. You see, he’s supposed to be
talking to a French girl. He says:
’I’ll parlez-vous in
Francais plain
You’ll answer, “Cher Americain,”
We’ll both ...’”
The six-o’clock lights blazed
up suddenly. A sad-looking group of men trailed
in and made for a corner where certain bulky, shapeless
bundles were soon revealed as those glittering and
tortuous instruments which go to make a jazz band.
“You better go, Lee. The
crowd comes in awful early now, with all these buyers
in town.”
Both hands on the table, he half rose,
reluctantly, still talking. “I’ve
got three other songs. They make Gottschalk’s
stuff look sick. All I want’s a chance.
What I want you to do is accompaniment. On the
stage, see? Grand piano. And a swell set.
I haven’t quite made up my mind to it.
But a kind of an army camp room, see? And maybe
you dressed as Liberty. Anyway, it’ll
be new, and a knockout. If only we can get away
with the voice thing. Say, if Eddie Foy, all
those years never had a ”
The band opened with a terrifying
clash of cymbal and thump of drum. “Back
at the end of my first turn,” he said as he Red.
Terry followed his lithe, electric figure. She
turned to meet the heavy-lidded gaze of the woman
seated opposite. She relaxed, then, and sat back
with a little sigh. “Well! If he
talks that way to the managers I don’t see ”
Ruby laughed a mirthless little laugh.
“Talk doesn’t get it over with the managers,
honey. You’ve got to deliver.”
“Well, but he’s that
song is a good one. I don’t say it’s
as good as he thinks it is, but it’s good.”
“Yes,” admitted the woman, grudgingly,
“it’s good.”
“Well, then?”
The woman beckoned a waiter; he nodded
and vanished, and reappeared with a glass that was
twin to the one she had just emptied. “Does
he look like he knew French? Or could make a
rhyme?”
“But didn’t he? Doesn’t he?”
“The words were written by a
little French girl who used to skate down here last
winter, when the craze was on. She was stuck
on a Chicago kid who went over to fly for the French.”
“But the music?”
“There was a Russian girl who used to dance
in the cabaret and she ”
Terry’s head came up with a
characteristic little jerk. “I don’t
believe it!”
“Better.” She gazed
at Terry with the drowsy look that was so different
from the quick, clear glance of the Ruby Watson who
used to dance so nimbly in the old Bijou days.
“What’d you and your husband quarrel
about, Terry?”
Terry was furious to feel herself
flushing. “Oh, nothing. He just I it
was Say, how did you know we’d
quarreled?”
And suddenly all the fat woman’s
apathy dropped from her like a garment and some of
the old sparkle and animation illumined her heavy face.
She pushed her glass aside and leaned forward on her
folded arms, so that her face was close to Terry’s.
“Terry Sheehan, I know you’ve
quarreled, and I know just what it was about.
Oh, I don’t mean the very thing it was about;
but the kind of thing. I’m going to do
something for you, Terry, that I wouldn’t take
the trouble to do for most women. But I guess
I ain’t had all the softness knocked out of
me yet, though it’s a wonder. And I guess
I remember too plain the decent kid you was in the
old days. What was the name of that little small-time
house me and Jim used to play? Bijou, that’s
it; Bijou.”
The band struck up a new tune.
Leon Sammett slim, sleek, lithe in his
evening clothes appeared with a little fair
girl in pink chiffon. The woman reached across
the table and put one pudgy, jeweled hand on Terry’s
arm. “He’ll be through in ten minutes.
Now listen to me. I left Jim four years ago,
and there hasn’t been a minute since then, day
or night, when I wouldn’t have crawled back to
him on my hands and knees if I could. But I
couldn’t. He wouldn’t have me now.
How could he? How do I know you’ve quarreled?
I can see it in your eyes. They look just the
way mine have felt for four years, that’s how.
I met up with this boy, and there wasn’t anybody
to do the turn for me that I’m trying to do
for you. Now get this. I left Jim because
when he ate corn on the cob he always closed his eyes
and it drove me wild. Don’t laugh.”
“I’m not laughing,” said Terry.
“Women are like that.
One night we was playing Fond du Lac; I
remember just as plain we was eating supper
before the show and Jim reached for one of those big
yellow ears, and buttered and salted it, and me kind
of hanging on to the edge of the table with my nails.
Seemed to me if he shut his eyes when he put his teeth
into that ear of corn I’d scream. And
he did. And I screamed. And that’s
all.”
Terry sat staring at her with a wide-eyed
stare, like a sleepwalker. Then she wet her lips
slowly. “But that’s almost the very ”
“Kid, go on back home.
I don’t know whether it’s too late or
not, but go anyway. If you’ve lost him
I suppose it ain’t any more than you deserve;
but I hope to God you don’t get your deserts
this time. He’s almost through.
If he sees you going he can’t quit in the middle
of his song to stop you. He’ll know I
put you wise, and he’ll prob’ly half kill
me for it. But it’s worth it. You
get.”
And Terry dazed, shaking,
but grateful fled. Down the noisy
aisle, up the stairs, to the street. Back to
her rooming house. Out again, with her suitcase,
and into the right railroad station somehow, at last.
Not another Wetona train until midnight. She
shrank into a remote corner of the waiting room and
there she huddled until midnight, watching the entrances
like a child who is fearful of ghosts in the night.
The hands of the station clock seemed
fixed and immovable. The hour between eleven
and twelve was endless. She was on the train.
It was almost morning. It was morning.
Dawn was breaking. She was home! She had
the house key clutched tightly in her hand long before
she turned Schroeder’s corner. Suppose
he had come home! Suppose he had jumped a town
and come home ahead of his schedule. They had
quarreled once before, and he had done that.
Up the front steps. Into the
house. Not a sound. She stood there a
moment in the early-morning half-light. She peered
into the dining room. The table, with its breakfast
debris, was as she had left it. In the kitchen
the coffeepot stood on the gas stove. She was
home. She was safe. She ran up the stairs,
got out of her clothes and into gingham morning things.
She flung open windows everywhere. Downstairs
once more she plunged into an orgy of cleaning.
Dishes, table, stove, floor, rugs. She washed,
scoured, swabbed, polished. By eight o’clock
she had done the work that would ordinarily have taken
until noon. The house was shining, orderly,
and redolent of soapsuds.
During all this time she had been
listening, listening, with her subconscious ear.
Listening for something she had refused to name definitely
in her mind, but listening, just the same; waiting.
And then, at eight o’clock,
it came. The rattle of a key in the lock.
The boom of the front door. Firm footsteps.
He did not go to meet her, and she
did not go to meet him. They came together and
were in each other’s arms. She was weeping.
“Now, now, old girl. What’s
there to cry about? Don’t, honey; don’t.
It’s all right.” She raised her head
then, to look at him. How fresh and rosy and
big he seemed, after that little sallow restaurant
rat.
“How did you get here? How did you happen ?”
“Jumped all the way from Ashland.
Couldn’t get a sleeper, so I sat up all night.
I had to come back and square things with you, Terry.
My mind just wasn’t on my work. I kept
thinking how I’d talked how I’d
talked ”
“Oh, Orville, don’t!
I can’t bear Have you had
your breakfast?”
“Why, no. The train was
an hour late. You know that Ashland train.”
But she was out of his arms and making
for the kitchen. “You go and clean up.
I’ll have hot biscuits and everything in no
time. You poor boy. No breakfast!”
She made good her promise. It
could not have been more than half an hour later when
he was buttering his third feathery, golden-brown
biscuit. But she had eaten nothing. She
watched him, and listened, and again her eyes were
somber, but for a different reason. He broke
open his egg. His elbow came up just a fraction
of an inch. Then he remembered, and flushed
like a schoolboy, and brought it down again, carefully.
And at that she gave a tremulous cry, and rushed around
the table to him.
“Oh, Orville!” She took
the offending elbow in her two arms, and bent and
kissed the rough coat sleeve.
“Why, Terry! Don’t, honey.
Don’t!”
“Oh, Orville, listen ”
“Yes.”
“Listen, Orville ”
“I’m listening, Terry.”
“I’ve got something to tell you.
There’s something you’ve got to know.”
“Yes, I know it, Terry.
I knew you’d out with it, pretty soon, if I
just waited.”
She lifted an amazed face from his shoulder then,
and stared at him.
“But how could you know? You couldn’t!
How could you?”
He patted her shoulder then, gently.
“I can always tell. When you have something
on your mind you always take up a spoon of coffee,
and look at it, and kind of joggle it back and forth
in the spoon, and then dribble it back into the cup
again, without once tasting it. It used to get
me nervous, when we were first married, watching you.
But now I know it just means you’re worried
about something, and I wait, and pretty soon ”
“Oh, Orville!” she cried then. “Oh,
Orville!”
“Now, Terry. Just spill
it, hon. Just spill it to Daddy. And you’ll
feel better.”