INITIAL CHAPTER.
Informing the reader
how this work came to
have
initial chapters.
“There can’t be a doubt,”
said my father, “that to each of the main divisions
of your work whether you call them Books
or Parts you should prefix an Initial or
Introductory Chapter.”
Pisistratus. “Can’t be
a doubt, sir? Why so?”
Mr. Caxton. “Fielding
lays it down as an indispensable rule, which he supports
by his example; and Fielding was an artistical writer,
and knew what he was about.”
Pisistratus. “Do you remember
any of his reasons, sir?”
Mr. Caxton. “Why,
indeed, Fielding says, very justly, that he is not
bound to assign any reason; but he does assign a good
many, here and there, to find which I refer
you to ‘Tom Jones.’ I will only observe,
that one of his reasons, which is unanswerable, runs
to the effect that thus, in every Part or Book, the
reader has the advantage of beginning at the fourth
or fifth page instead of the first, ’a
matter by no means of trivial consequence,’
saith Fielding, ’to persons who read books with
no other view than to say they have read them, a
more general motive to reading than is commonly imagined;
and from which not only law books and good books,
but the pages of Homer and Virgil, Swift and Cervantes,
have been often turned Over.’ There,”
cried my father, triumphantly, “I will lay a
shilling to twopence that I have quoted the very words.”
Mrs. Canton. “Dear
me, that only means skipping; I don’t see any
great advantage in writing a chapter, merely for people
to skip it.”
Pisistratus. “Neither do I!”
Mr. Canton (dogmatically). “It
is the repose in the picture, Fielding
calls it ’contrast.’ (Still
more dogmatically.) I say there can’t
be a doubt about it. Besides” added my
father after a pause, “besides, this
usage gives you opportunities to explain what has gone
before, or to prepare for what’s coming; or,
since Fielding contends, with great truth, that some
learning is necessary for this kind of historical
composition, it allows you, naturally and easily, the
introduction of light and pleasant ornaments of that
nature. At each flight in the terrace you may
give the eye the relief of an urn or a statue.
Moreover, when so inclined, you create proper pausing-places
for reflection; and complete by a separate, yet harmonious
ethical department, the design of a work, which is
but a mere Mother Goose’s tale if it does not
embrace a general view of the thoughts and actions
of mankind.”
Pisistratus. “But
then, in these initial chapters, the author thrusts
himself forward; and just when you want to get on with
the dramatis personae, you find yourself face to face
with the poet himself.”
Mr. Canton. “Pooh!
you can contrive to prevent that! Imitate the
chorus of the Greek stage, who fill up the intervals
between the action by saying what the author would
otherwise say in his own person.”
Pisistratus (slyly). “That’s
a good idea, sir, and I have a chorus,
and a choregus too, already in my eye.”
Mr. Canton (unsuspectingly). “Aha!
you are not so dull a fellow as you would make yourself
out to be; and, even if an author did thrust himself
forward, what objection is there to that? It is
a mere affectation to suppose that a book can come
into the world without an author. Every child
has a father, one father at least, as
the great Conde says very well in his poem.”
Pisistratus. “The
great Conde a poet! I never heard that before.”
Mr. Canton. “I
don’t say he was a poet, but he sent a poem to
Madame de Montansier. Envious critics think that
he must have paid somebody else to write it; but there
is no reason why a great captain should not write
a poem, I don’t say a good poem, but
a poem. I wonder, Roland, if the duke ever tried
his hand at ‘Stanzas to Mary,’ or ’Lines
to a Sleeping Babe.’”
Captain Roland. “Austin,
I’m ashamed of you. Of course the duke could
write poetry if he pleased, something, I
dare say, in the way of the great Conde; that is,
something warlike and heroic, I’ll be bound.
Let’s hear!”
Mr. Caxton (reciting).
“Telle
est du Ciel la loi severe
Qu’il
faut qu’un enfant ait un
pere;
On
dit meme quelquefois
Tel
enfant en a jusqu’à trois.”
["That each child has a father
Is Nature’s decree; But,
to judge by a rumour, Some children have
three.”]
Captain Roland (greatly
disgusted). “Conde write such stuff! I
don’t believe it.”
Pisistratus. “I
do, and accept the quotations; you and Roland shall
be joint fathers to my child as well as myself.
“‘Tel
enfant en a jusqu’à trois.’”
Mr. Caxton (solemnly). “I
refuse the proffered paternity; but so far as administering
a little wholesome castigation now and then, I have
no objection to join in the discharge of a father’s
duty.”
Pisistratus. “Agreed.
Have you anything to say against the infant hitherto?”
Mr. Caxton. “He
is in long clothes at present; let us wait till he
can walk.”
Blanche. “But
pray whom do you mean for a hero? And is Miss
Jemima your heroine?”
Captain Roland. “There
is some mystery about the ”
Pisistratus (hastily).-"Hush,
Uncle: no letting the cat out of the bag yet.
Listen, all of you! I left Frank Hazeldean on
his way to the Casino.”
CHAPTER II.
“It is a sweet pretty place,”
thought Frank, as he opened the gate which led across
the fields to the Casino, that smiled down upon him
with its plaster pilasters. “I wonder,
though, that my father, who is so particular in general,
suffers the carriage-road to be so full of holes and
weeds. Mounseer does not receive many visits,
I take it.”
But when Frank got into the ground
immediately before the house, he saw no cause of complaint
as to want of order and repair. Nothing could
be kept more neatly. Frank was ashamed of the
dint made by the pony’s hoofs on the smooth
gravel: he dismounted, tied the animal to the
wicket, and went on foot towards the glass door in
front.
He rang the bell once, twice, but
nobody came, for the old woman-servant, who was hard
of hearing, was far away in the yard, searching for
any eggs which the hen might have scandalously hidden
for culinary purposes; and Jackeymo was fishing for
the sticklebacks and minnows which were, when caught,
to assist the eggs, when found, in keeping together
the bodies and souls of himself and his master.
The old woman had been lately put upon board wages.
Lucky old woman! Frank rang a third time, and
with the impetuosity of his age. A face peeped
from the belvidere on the terrace. “Diavolo!”
said Dr. Riccabocca to himself. “Young
cocks crow hard on their own dunghill; it must be a
cock of a high race to crow so loud at another’s.”
Therewith he shambled out of the summer-house,
and appeared suddenly before Frank, in a very wizard-like
dressing-robe of black serge, a red cap on his head,
and a cloud of smoke coming rapidly from his lips,
as a final consolatory whiff, before he removed the
pipe from them. Frank had indeed seen the doctor
before, but never in so scholastic a costume, and
he was a little startled by the apparition at his elbow,
as he turned round.
“Signorino,” said the
Italian, taking off his cap with his usual urbanity,
“pardon the negligence of my people; I am too
happy to receive your commands in person.”
“Dr. Rickeybockey?” stammered
Frank, much confused by this polite address, and the
low, yet stately, bow with which it was accompanied.
“I I have a note from the Hall.
Mamma that is, my mother and
aunt Jemima beg their best compliments, and hope you
will come, sir.”
The doctor took the note with another
bow, and, opening the glass door, invited Frank to
enter.
The young gentleman, with a schoolboy’s
usual bluntness, was about to say that he was in a
hurry, and had rather not; but Dr. Riccabocca’s
grand manner awed him, while a glimpse of the hall
excited his curiosity, so he silently obeyed the invitation.
The hall, which was of an octagon
shape, had been originally panelled off into compartments,
and in these the Italian had painted landscapes, rich
with the warm sunny light of his native climate.
Frank was no judge of the art displayed; but he was
greatly struck with the scenes depicted: they
were all views of some lake, real or imaginary; in
all, dark-blue shining waters reflected dark-blue
placid skies. In one, a flight of steps ascended
to the lake, and a gay group was seen feasting on
the margin; in another, sunset threw its rose-hues
over a vast villa or palace, backed by Alpine hills,
and flanked by long arcades of vines, while pleasure-boats
skimmed over the waves below. In short, throughout
all the eight compartments, the scene, though it differed
in details, preserved the same general character,
as if illustrating some favourite locality. The
Italian did not, however, evince any desire to do the
honours of his own art, but, preceding Frank across
the hall, opened the door of his usual sitting-room,
and requested him to enter. Frank did so rather
reluctantly, and seated himself with unwonted bashfulness
on the edge of a chair. But here new specimens
of the doctor’s handicraft soon riveted attention.
The room had been originally papered, but Riccabocca
had stretched canvas over the walls, and painted thereon
sundry satirical devices, each separated from the
other by scroll-works of fantastic arabesques.
Here a Cupid was trundling a wheelbarrow full of hearts,
which he appeared to be selling to an ugly old fellow,
with a money-bag in his hand probably Plutus.
There Diogenes might be seen walking through a market-place,
with his lantern in his hand, in search of an honest
man, whilst the children jeered at him, and the curs
snapped at his heels. In another place a lion
was seen half dressed in a fox’s hide, while
a wolf in a sheep’s mask was conversing very
amicably with a young lamb. Here again might
be seen the geese stretching out their necks from
the Roman Capitol in full cackle, while the stout
invaders were beheld in the distance, running off as
hard as they could. In short, in all these quaint
entablatures some pithy sarcasm was symbolically conveyed;
only over the mantel piece was the design graver and
more touching. It was the figure of a man in a
pilgrim’s garb, chained to the earth by small
but innumerable ligaments, while a phantom likeness
of himself, his shadow, was seen hastening down what
seemed an interminable vista; and underneath were
written the pathetic words of Horace
“Patriae quis
exul
Se quoque fugit?”
["What exile from his country
can also fly from himself?”]
The furniture of the room was extremely
simple, and somewhat scanty; yet it was arranged so
as to impart an air of taste and elegance to the room.
Even a few plaster busts and statues, though bought
but of some humble itinerant, had their classical
effect, glistening from out stands of flowers that
were grouped around them, or backed by graceful screen-works
formed from twisted osiers, which, by the simple
contrivance of trays at the bottom filled with earth,
served for living parasitical plants, with gay flowers
contrasting thick ivy leaves, and gave to the whole
room the aspect of a bower. “May I ask your
permission?” said the Italian, with his finger
on the seal of the letter.
“Oh, yes,” said Frank, with naïveté.
Riccabocca broke the seal, and a slight
smile stole over his countenance. Then he turned
a little aside from Frank, shaded his face with his
hand, and seemed to muse. “Mrs. Hazeldean,”
said he, at last, “does me very great honour.
I hardly recognize her handwriting, or I should have
been more impatient to open the letter.”
The dark eyes were lifted over the spectacles and
went right into Frank’s unprotected and undiplomatic
heart. The doctor raised the note, and pointed
to the characters with his forefinger.
“Cousin Jemima’s hand,”
said Frank, as directly as if the question had been
put to him.
The Italian smiled. “Mr.
Hazeldean has company staying with him?”
“No; that is, only Barney, the
captain. There’s seldom much company before
the shooting season,” added Frank, with a slight
sigh; “and then, you know, the holidays are
over. For my part, I think we ought to break
up a month later.”
The doctor seemed reassured by the
first sentence in Frank’s reply, and, seating
himself at the table, wrote his answer, not
hastily, as we English write, but with care and precision,
like one accustomed to weigh the nature of words, in
that stiff Italian hand, which allows the writer so
much time to think while he forms his letters.
He did not, therefore, reply at once to Frank’s
remark about the holidays, but was silent till he
had concluded his note, read it three times over, sealed
it by the taper he slowly lighted, and then, giving
it to Frank, he said,
“For your sake, young gentleman,
I regret that your holidays are so early; for mine,
I must rejoice, since I accept the kind invitation
you have rendered doubly gratifying by bringing it
yourself.”
“Deuce take the fellow and his
fine speeches! One don’t know which way
to look,” thought English Frank.
The Italian smiled again, as if this
time he had read the boy’s heart, without need
of those piercing black eyes, and said, less ceremoniously
than before, “You don’t care much for compliments,
young gentleman?”
“No, I don’t indeed,” said Frank,
heartily.
“So much the better for you,
since your way in the world is made: it would
be so much the worse if you had to make it!”
Frank looked puzzled: the thought
was too deep for him, so he turned to the pictures.
“Those are very funny,”
said he; “they seem capitally done. Who
did ’em?”
“Signoriuo Hazeldean, you are
giving me what you refused yourself.”
“Eh?” said Frank, inquiringly.
“Compliments!”
“Oh I no; but they are
well done: are n’t they, sir?”
“Not particularly: you speak to the artist.”
“What! you painted them?”
“Yes.”
“And the pictures in the hall?”
“Those too.”
“Taken from nature, eh?”
“Nature,” said the Italian,
sententiously, perhaps evasively, “lets nothing
be taken from her.”
“Oh!” said Frank, puzzled
again. “Well, I must wish you good morning,
sir; I am very glad you are coming.”
“Without compliment?”
“Without compliment.”
“A rivedersi good-by
for the present, my young signorino. This way,”
observing Frank make a bolt towards the wrong door.
“Can I offer you a glass of wine? it
is pure, of our own making.”
“No, thank you, indeed, sir,”
cried Frank, suddenly recollecting his father’s
admonition. “Good-by, don’t trouble
yourself, sir; I know any way now.”
But the bland Italian followed his
guest to the wicket, where Frank had left the pony.
The young gentleman, afraid lest so courteous a host
should hold the stirrup for him, twitched off the bridle,
and mounted in haste, not even staying to ask if the
Italian could put him in the way to Rood Hall, of
which way he was profoundly ignorant. The Italian’s
eye followed the boy as he rode up the ascent in the
lane, and the doctor sighed heavily. “The
wiser we grow,” said he to himself, “the
more we regret the age of our follies: it is
better to gallop with a light heart up the stony hill
than sit in the summer-house and cry ‘How true!’
to the stony truths of Machiavelli!”
With that he turned back into the
belvidere; but he could not resume his studies.
He remained some minutes gazing on the prospect, till
the prospect reminded him of the fields which Jackeymo
was bent on his hiring, and the fields reminded him
of Lenny Fairfield. He returned to the house,
and in a few moments re-emerged in his out-of-door
trim, with cloak and umbrella, re-lighted his pipe,
and strolled towards Hazeldean village.
Meanwhile Frank, after cantering on
for some distance, stopped at a cottage, and there
learned that there was a short cut across the fields
to Rood Hall, by which he could save nearly three miles.
Frank, however, missed the short cut, and came out
into the high road; a turnpike-keeper, after first
taking his toll, put him back again into the short
cut; and finally, he got into some green lanes, where
a dilapidated finger-post directed him to Rood.
Late at noon, having ridden fifteen miles in the desire
to reduce ten to seven, he came suddenly upon a wild
and primitive piece of ground, that seemed half chase,
half common, with crazy tumbledown cottages of villanous
aspect scattered about in odd nooks and corners.
Idle, dirty children were making mud-pies on the road;
slovenly-looking women were plaiting straw at the
threshold; a large but forlorn and decayed church,
that seemed to say that the generation which saw it
built was more pious than the generation which now
resorted to it, stood boldly and nakedly out by the
roadside.
“Is this the village of Rood?”
asked Frank of a stout young man breaking stones on
the road sad sign that no better labour
could be found for him!
The man sullenly nodded, and continued
his work. “And where’s the Hall Mr.
Leslie’s?”
The man looked up in stolid surprise,
and this time touched his hat.
“Be you going there?”
“Yes, if I can find out where it is.”
“I’ll show your honour,” said the
boor, alertly.
Frank reined in the pony, and the
man walked by his side. Frank was much of his
father’s son, despite the difference of age,
and that more fastidious change of manner which characterizes
each succeeding race in the progress of civilization.
Despite all his Eton finery, he was familiar with
peasants, and had the quick eye of one country-born
as to country matters.
“You don’t seem very well
off in this village, my man?” said he, knowingly.
“Noa; there be a deal of distress
here in the winter time, and summer too, for that
matter; and the parish ben’t much help to a single
man.”
“But surely the farmers want
work here as well as elsewhere?”
“‘Deed, and there ben’t
much farming work here, most o’ the
parish be all wild ground loike.”
“The poor have a right of common,
I suppose,” said Frank, surveying a large assortment
of vagabond birds and quadrupeds.
“Yes; neighbour Timmins keeps
his geese on the common, and some has a cow, and them
be neighbour Jowlas’s pigs. I don’t
know if there’s a right, loike; but the folks
at the Hall does all they can to help us, and that
ben’t much: they ben’t as rich as
some folks; but,” added the peasant, proudly,
“they be as good blood as any in the shire.”
“I ’m glad to see you like them, at all
events.”
“Oh, yes, I likes them well
eno’; mayhap you are at school with the
young gentleman?”
“Yes,” said Frank.
“Ah, I heard the clergyman say
as how Master Randal was a mighty clever lad, and
would get rich some day. I ’se sure
I wish he would, for a poor squire makes a poor parish.
There’s the Hall, sir.”
CHAPTER III.
Frank looked right ahead, and saw
a square house that, in spite of modern sash windows,
was evidently of remote antiquity. A high conical
roof; a stack of tall quaint chimney-pots of red-baked
clay (like those at Sutton Place in Surrey) dominating
over isolated vulgar smoke-conductors, of the ignoble
fashion of present times; a dilapidated groin-work,
encasing within a Tudor arch a door of the comfortable
date of George III., and the peculiarly dingy and
weather-stained appearance of the small finely-finished
bricks, of which the habitation was built, all
showed the abode of former generations adapted with
tasteless irreverence to the habits of descendants
unenlightened by Pugin, or indifferent to the poetry
of the past. The house had emerged suddenly upon
Frank out of the gloomy waste land, for it was placed
in a hollow, and sheltered from sight by a disorderly
group of ragged, dismal, valetudinarian fir-trees,
until an abrupt turn of the road cleared that screen,
and left the desolate abode bare to the discontented
eye. Frank dismounted; the man held his pony;
and after smoothing his cravat, the smart Etonian
sauntered up to the door, and startled the solitude
of the place with a loud peal from the modern brass
knocker, a knock which instantly brought
forth an astonished starling who had built under the
eaves of the gable roof, and called up a cloud of
sparrows, tomtits, and yellow-hammers, who had been
regaling themselves amongst the litter of a slovenly
farmyard that lay in full sight to the right of the
house, fenced off by a primitive paintless wooden
rail. In process of time a sow, accompanied by
a thriving and inquisitive family, strolled up to
the gate of the fence, and, leaning her nose on the
lower bar of the gate, contemplated the visitor with
much curiosity and some suspicion.
While Frank is still without, impatiently
swingeing his white trousers with his whip, we will
steal a hurried glance towards the respective members
of the family within. Mr. Leslie, the paterfamilias,
is in a little room called his “study,”
to which he regularly retires every morning after
breakfast, rarely reappearing till one o’clock,
which is his unfashionable hour for dinner. In
what mysterious occupations Mr. Leslie passes those
hours no one ever formed a conjecture. At the
present moment he is seated before a little rickety
bureau, one leg of which being shorter than the other
is propped up by sundry old letters and scraps of
newspapers; and the bureau is open, and reveals a great
number of pigeonholes and divisions, filled with various
odds and ends, the collection of many years.
In some of these compartments are bundles of letters,
very yellow, and tied in packets with faded tape; in
another, all by itself, is a fragment of plum-pudding
stone, which Mr. Leslie has picked up in his walks,
and considered a rare mineral. It is neatly labelled,
“Found in Hollow Lane, May 21st, 1804, by Maunder
Slugge Leslie, Esq.” The next division holds
several bits of iron in the shape of nails, fragments
of horse-shoes, etc., which Mr. Leslie has also
met with in his rambles, and, according to a harmless
popular superstition, deemed it highly unlucky not
to pick up, and, once picked up, no less unlucky to
throw away. Item, in the adjoining pigeon-hole,
a goodly collection of pebbles with holes in them,
preserved for the same reason, in company with a crooked
sixpence; item, neatly arranged in fanciful mosaics,
several periwinkles, Blackamoor’s teeth (I mean
the shell so called), and other specimens of the conchiferous
ingenuity of Nature, partly inherited from some ancestral
spinster, partly amassed by Mr. Leslie himself in
a youthful excursion to the seaside. There were
the farm-bailiff’s accounts, several files of
bills, an old stirrup, three sets of knee and shoe
buckles which had belonged to Mr. Leslie’s father,
a few seals tied together by a shoe-string, a shagreen
toothpick case, a tortoise shell magnifying-glass
to read with, his eldest son’s first copybooks,
his second son’s ditto, his daughter’s
ditto, and a lock of his wife’s hair arranged
in a true lover’s knot, framed and glazed.
There were also a small mousetrap; a patent corkscrew
too good to be used in common; fragments of a silver
teaspoon, that had, by natural decay, arrived at a
dissolution of its parts; a small brown holland bag,
containing halfpence of various dates, as far back
as Queen Anne, accompanied by two French sous
and a German silber gros, the which miscellany
Mr. Leslie magniloquently called “his coins,”
and had left in his will as a family heirloom.
There were many other curiosities of congenial nature
and equal value quae nunc describere
longum est. Mr. Leslie was engaged
at this time in what is termed “putting things
to rights,” an occupation he performed
with exemplary care once a week. This was his
day; and he had just counted his coins, and was slowly
tying them up again in the brown holland bag, when
Frank’s knock reached his ears.
Mr. Maunder Slugge Leslie paused,
shook his head as if incredulously, and was about
to resume his occupation, when he was seized with a
fit of yawning which prevented the bag being tied
for full two minutes.
While such the employment of the study,
let us turn to the recreations in the drawing-room,
or rather parlour. A drawing-room there was on
the first floor, with a charming look-out, not on
the dreary fir-trees, but on the romantic undulating
forest-land; but the drawing-room had not been used
since the death of the last Mrs. Leslie. It was
deemed too good to sit in, except when there was company:
there never being company, it was never sat in.
Indeed, now the paper was falling off the walls with
the damp, and the rats, mice, and moths those
“edaces rerum” had eaten, between
them, most of the chair-bottoms and a considerable
part of the floor. Therefore, the parlour was
the sole general sitting-room; and being breakfasted
in, dined, and supped in, and, after supper, smoked
in by Mr. Leslie to the accompaniment of rum-and-water,
it is impossible to deny that it had what is called
“a smell,” a comfortable, wholesome
family smell, speaking of numbers, meals, and miscellaneous
social habitation. There were two windows:
one looked full on the fir-trees; the other on the
farmyard, with the pigsty closing the view. Near
the fir-tree window sat Mrs. Leslie; before her, on
a high stool, was a basket of the children’s
clothes that wanted mending. A work-table of
rosewood inlaid with brass, which had been a wedding-present,
and was a costly thing originally, but in that peculiar
taste which is vulgarly called “Brummagem,”
stood at hand: the brass had started in several
places, and occasionally made great havoc in the children’s
fingers and in Mrs. Leslie’s gown; in fact it
was the liveliest piece of furniture in the house,
thanks to the petulant brasswork, and could not have
been more mischievous if it had been a monkey.
Upon the work-table lay a housewife and thimble, and
scissors, and skeins of worsted and thread, and little
scraps of linen and cloth for patches. But Mrs.
Leslie was not actually working, she was
preparing to work; she had been preparing to work for
the last hour and a half. Upon her lap she supported
a novel, by a lady who wrote much for a former generation,
under the name of “Mrs. Bridget Blue Mantle.”
She had a small needle in her left hand, and a very
thick piece of thread in her right; occasionally she
applied the end of the said thread to her lips, and
then her eyes fixed on the novel made
a blind, vacillating attack at the eye of the needle.
But a camel would have gone through it with quite
as much ease. Nor did the novel alone engage Mrs.
Leslie’s attention, for ever and anon she interrupted
herself to scold the children, to inquire “what
o’clock it was;” to observe that “Sarah
would never suit;” and to wonder “why Mr.
Leslie would not see that the work-table was mended.”
Mrs. Leslie has been rather a pretty woman. In
spite of a dress at once slatternly and economical,
she has still the air of a lady, rather
too much so, the hard duties of her situation considered.
She is proud of the antiquity of her family on both
sides; her mother was of the venerable stock of the
Daudlers of Daudle Place, a race that existed before
the Conquest. Indeed, one has only to read our
earliest chronicles, and to glance over some of those
long-winded moralizing poems which delighted the thanes
and ealdermen of old, in order to see that the Daudles
must have been a very influential family before William
the First turned the country topsy-turvy. While
the mother’s race was thus indubitably Saxon,
the father’s had not only the name but the peculiar
idiosyncrasy of the Normans, and went far to establish
that crotchet of the brilliant author of “Sybil;
or, The Two Nations,” as to the continued distinction
between the conquering and conquered populations.
Mrs. Leslie’s father boasted the name of Montfichet, doubtless
of the same kith and kin as those great barons of
Alontfichet, who once owned such broad lands and such
turbulent castles. A high-nosed, thin, nervous,
excitable progeny, those same Montfydgets, as the
most troublesome Norman could pretend to be. This
fusion of race was notable to the most ordinary physiognomist
in the physique and in the morale of Mrs. Leslie.
She had the speculative blue eye of the Saxon, and
the passionate high nose of the Norman; she had the
musing do-nothingness of the Daudlers, and the reckless
have-at-every-thingness of the Montfydgets. At
Mrs. Leslie’s feet, a little girl with her hair
about her ears (and beautiful hair it was too) was
amusing herself with a broken-nosed doll. At
the far end of the room, before a high desk, sat Frank’s
Eton schoolfellow, the eldest son. A minute or
two before Frank’s alarum had disturbed the
tranquillity of the household, he had raised his eyes
from the books on the desk to glance at a very tattered
copy of the Greek Testament, in which his brother Oliver
had found a difficulty that he came to Randal to solve.
As the young Etonian’s face was turned to the
light, your first impression on seeing it would have
been melancholy, but respectful, interest, for
the face had already lost the joyous character of
youth; there was a wrinkle between the brows; and
the lines that speak of fatigue were already visible
under the eyes and about the mouth; the complexion
was sallow, the lips were pale. Years of study
had already sown in the delicate organization the
seeds of many an infirmity and many a pain; but if
your look had rested longer on that countenance, gradually
your compassion might have given place to some feeling
uneasy and sinister, a feeling akin to fear.
There was in the whole expression so much of cold calm
force, that it belied the debility of the frame.
You saw there the evidence of a mind that was cultivated,
and you felt that in that cultivation there was something
formidable. A notable contrast to this countenance,
prematurely worn and eminently intelligent, was the
round healthy face of Oliver, with slow blue eyes
fixed hard on the penetrating orbs of his brother,
as if trying with might and main to catch from them
a gleam of that knowledge with which they shone clear
and frigid as a star.
At Frank’s knock, Oliver’s
slow blue eyes sparkled into animation, and he sprang
from his brother’s side. The little girl
flung back the hair from her face, and stared at her
mother with a look which spoke wonder and fright.
The young student knit his brows,
and then turned wearily back to the books on his desk.
“Dear me,” cried Mrs.
Leslie, “who can that possibly be? Oliver,
come from the window, sir, this instant: you
will be seen! Juliet, run, ring the bell; no,
go to the head of the kitchen stairs, and call out
to Jenny ‘Not at home.’ Not at home,
on any account,” repeated Mrs. Leslie, nervously,
for the Montfydget blood was now in full flow.
In another minute or so, Frank’s
loud boyish voice was distinctly heard at the outer
door.
Randal slightly started.
“Frank Hazeldean’s voice,” said
he; “I should like to see him, Mother.”
“See him,” repeated Mrs.
Leslie, in amaze; “see him! and the room in
this state!”
Randal might have replied that the
room was in no worse state than usual; but he said
nothing. A slight flush came and went over his
pale face; and then he leaned his check on his hand,
and compressed his lips firmly.
The outer door closed with a sullen,
inhospitable jar, and a slip-shod female servant entered
with a card between her finger and thumb.
“Who is that for? give
it to me. Jenny,” cried Mrs. Leslie.
But Jenny shook her head, laid the
card on the desk beside Randal, and vanished without
saying a word.
“Oh, look, Randal, look up,”
cried Oliver, who had again rushed to the window;
“such a pretty gray pony!”
Randal did look up; nay, he went deliberately
to the window, and gazed a moment on the high-mettled
pony and the well-dressed, spirited rider. In
that moment changes passed over Randal’s countenance
more rapidly than clouds over the sky in a gusty day.
Now envy and discontent, with the curled lip and the
gloomy scowl; now hope and proud self-esteem, with
the clearing brow and the lofty smile; and then again
all became cold, firm, and close, as he walked back
to his books, seated himself resolutely, and said,
half aloud, “Well, knowledge
is power!”
CHAPTER IV.
Mrs. Leslie came up in fidget and
in fuss; she leaned over Randal’s shoulder and
read the card. Written in pen and ink, with an
attempt at imitation of printed Roman character, there
appeared first “Mr. Frank Hazeldean;”
but just over these letters, and scribbled hastily
and less legibly in pencil, was,
“Dear Leslie, Sorry you
were out; come and see us, do!”
“You will go, Randal?” said Mrs. Leslie,
after a pause.
“I am not sure.”
“Yes, you can go; you have clothes
like a gentleman; you can go anywhere, not like those
children;” and Mrs. Leslie glanced almost spitefully
at poor Oliver’s coarse threadbare jacket, and
little Juliet’s torn frock.
“What I have I owe at present
to Mr. Egerton, and I should consult his wishes; he
is not on good terms with these Hazeldeans.”
Then turning towards his brother, who looked mortified,
he added, with a strange sort of haughty kindness,
“What I may have hereafter, Oliver, I shall owe
to myself; and then if I rise, I will raise my family.”
“Dear Randal,” said Mrs.
Leslie, fondly kissing him on the forehead, “what
a good heart you have!”
“No, Mother; my books don’t
tell me that it is a good heart that gets on in the
world: it is a hard head,” replied Randal,
with a rude and scornful candour. “But
I can read no more just now: come out, Oliver.”
So saying, he slid from his mother’s
hand and left the room. When Oliver joined him,
Randal was already on the common; and, without seeming
to notice his brother, he continued to walk quickly,
and with long strides, in profound silence. At
length he paused under the shade of an old oak, that,
too old to be of value save for firewood, had escaped
the axe. The tree stood on a knoll, and the spot
commanded a view of the decayed house, the dilapidated
church, the dreary village.
“Oliver,” said Randal,
between his teeth, so that his voice had the sound
of a hiss, “it was under this tree that I first
resolved to ”
He paused.
“What, Randal?”
“Read hard: knowledge is power!”
“But you are so fond of reading.”
“I!” cried Randal.
“Do you think, when Wolsey and Thomas-a-Becket
became priests, they were fond of telling their beads
and pattering Aves? I fond of reading!”
Oliver stared; the historical allusions were beyond
his comprehension.
“You know,” continued
Randal, “that we Leslies were not always the
beggarly poor gentlemen we are now. You know that
there is a man who lives in Grosvenor Square, and
is very rich, very. His riches come
to him from a Leslie; that man is my patron, Oliver,
and he is very good to me.”
Randal’s smile was withering
as he spoke. “Come on,” he said, after
a pause, “come on.” Again
the walk was quick, and the brothers were silent.
They came at length to a little shallow
brook, across which some large stones had been placed
at short intervals, so that the boys walked over the
ford dryshod. “Will you pull down that bough,
Oliver?” said Randal, abruptly, pointing to
a tree. Oliver obeyed mechanically; and Randal,
stripping the leaves and snapping off the twigs, left
a fork at the end; with this he began to remove the
stepping-stones.
“What are you about, Randal?” asked Oliver,
wonderingly.
“We are on the other side of
the brook now, and we shall not come back this way.
We don’t want the stepping-stones any more! away
with them!”
CHAPTER V.
The morning after this visit of Frank
Hazeldean’s to Rood Hall, the Right Honourable
Audley Egerton, member of parliament, privy councillor,
and minister of a high department in the State, just
below the rank of the cabinet, was seated
in his library, awaiting the delivery of the post,
before he walked down to his office. In the mean
while he sipped his tea, and glanced over the newspapers
with that quick and half-disdainful eye with which
your practical man in public life is wont to regard
the abuse or the eulogium of the Fourth Estate.
There is very little likeness between
Mr. Egerton and his half-brother; none, indeed, except
that they are both of tall stature, and strong, sinewy,
English build. But even in this last they do not
resemble each other; for the squire’s athletic
shape is already beginning to expand into that portly
embonpoint which seems the natural development
of contented men as they approach middle life.
Audley, on the contrary, is inclined to be spare;
and his figure, though the muscles are as firm as
iron, has enough of the slender to satisfy metropolitan
ideas of elegance. His dress, his look, his tout
ensemble, are those of the London man. In the
first, there is more attention to fashion than is
usual amongst the busy members of the House of Commons;
but then Audley Egerton has always been something
more than a mere busy member of the House of Commons.
He has always been a person of mark in the best society;
and one secret of his success in life has been his
high reputation as “a gentleman.”
As he now bends over the journals,
there is an air of distinction in the turn of the
well-shaped head, with the dark brown hair, dark
in spite of a reddish tinge, cut close
behind, and worn away a little towards the crown,
so as to give an additional height to a commanding
forehead. His profile is very handsome, and of
that kind of beauty which imposes on men if it pleases
women; and is, therefore, unlike that of your mere
pretty fellows, a positive advantage in public life.
It is a profile with large features clearly cut, masculine,
and somewhat severe. The expression of his face
is not open, like the squire’s, nor has it the
cold closeness which accompanies the intellectual character
of young Leslie’s; but it is reserved and dignified,
and significant of self-control, as should be the
physiognomy of a man accustomed to think before he
speaks. When you look at him, you are not surprised
to learn that he is not a florid orator nor a smart
debater, he is a “weighty speaker.”
He is fairly read, but without any great range either
of ornamental scholarship or constitutional lore.
He has not much humour; but he has that kind of wit
which is essential to grave and serious irony.
He has not much imagination, nor remarkable subtlety
in reasoning; but if he does not dazzle he does not
bore, he is too much of the man of the
world for that. He is considered to have sound
sense and accurate judgment. Withal, as he now
lays aside the journals, and his face relaxes its
austerer lines, you will not be astonished to hear
that he is a man who is said to have been greatly beloved
by women, and still to exercise much influence in
drawing-rooms and boudoirs. At least, no
one was surprised when the great heiress, Clementina
Leslie, kinswoman and ward to Lord Lansmere, a
young lady who had refused three earls and the heir
apparent to a dukedom, was declared by her
dearest friends to be dying of love for Audley Egerton.
It had been the natural wish of the Lansmeres that
this lady should marry their son, Lord L’Estrange.
But that young gentleman, whose opinions on matrimony
partook of the eccentricity of his general character,
could never be induced to propose, and had, according
to the on-dits of town, been the principal party to
make up the match between Clementina and his friend
Audley; for the match required making-up, despite the
predilections of the young heiress. Mr. Egerton
had had scruples of delicacy. He avowed, for
the first time, that his fortune was much less than
had been generally supposed, and he did not like the
idea of owing all to a wife, however highly be might
esteem and admire her. Now, Lord L’Estrange
(not long after the election at Lansmere, which had
given to Audley his first seat in parliament) had
suddenly exchanged from the battalion of the Guards
to which he belonged, and which was detained at home,
into a cavalry regiment on active service in the Peninsula.
Nevertheless, even abroad, and amidst the distractions
of war, his interest in all that could forward Egerton’s
career was unabated; and by letters to his father
and to his cousin Clementina, he assisted in the negotiations
for the marriage between Miss Leslie and his friend;
and before the year in which Audley was returned for
Lansmere had expired, the young senator received the
hand of the great heiress. The settlement of her
fortune, which was chiefly in the Funds, had been
unusually advantageous to the husband; for though
the capital was tied up so long as both survived,
for the benefit of any children they might have, yet
in the event of one of the parties dying without issue
by the marriage, the whole passed without limitation
to the survivor. Miss Leslie, in spite of all
remonstrance from her own legal adviser, had settled
this clause with Egerton’s confidential solicitor,
one Mr. Levy, of whom we shall see more hereafter;
and Egerton was to be kept in ignorance of it till
after the marriage. If in this Miss Leslie showed
a generous trust in Mr. Egerton, she still inflicted
no positive wrong on her relations, for she had none
sufficiently near to her to warrant their claim to
the succession. Her nearest kinsman, and therefore
her natural heir, was Harley L’Estrange; and
if he was contented, no one had a right to complain.
The tie of blood between herself and the Leslies of
Rood Hall was, as we shall see presently, extremely
distant.
It was not till after his marriage
that Mr. Egerton took an active part in the business
of the House of Commons. He was then at the most
advantageous starting-point for the career of ambition.
His words on the state of the country took importance
from his stake in it. His talents found accessories
in the opulence of Grosvenor Square, the dignity of
a princely establishment, the respectability of one
firmly settled in life, the reputation of a fortune
in reality very large, and which was magnified by
popular report into the revenues of a Croesus.
Audley Egerton succeeded in parliament beyond the
early expectations formed of him. He took, from
the first, that station in the House which it requires
tact to establish, and great knowledge of the world
to free from the charge of impracticability and crotchet,
but which, once established, is peculiarly imposing
from the rarity of its independence; that is to say,
the station of the moderate man who belongs sufficiently
to a party to obtain its support, but is yet sufficiently
disengaged from a party to make his vote and word,
on certain questions, matter of anxiety and speculation.
Professing Toryism (the word Conservative,
which would have suited him better, was not then known),
he separated himself from the country party, and always
avowed great respect for the opinions of the large
towns. The epithet given to the views of Audley
Egerton was “enlightened.” Never
too much in advance of the passion of the day, yet
never behind its movement, he had that shrewd calculation
of odds which a consummate mastery of the world sometimes
bestows upon politicians, perceived the
chances for and against a certain question being carried
within a certain time, and nicked the question between
wind and water. He was so good a barometer of
that changeful weather called Public Opinion, that
he might have had a hand in the “Times”
newspaper. He soon quarrelled, and purposely,
with his Lansmere constituents; nor had he ever revisited
that borough, perhaps because it was associated
with unpleasant reminiscences in the shape of the
squire’s epistolary trimmer, and in that of his
own effigies which his agricultural constituents
had burned in the corn-market. But the speeches
that produced such indignation at Lansmere had delighted
one of the greatest of our commercial towns, which
at the next general election honoured him with its
representation. In those days, before the Reform
Bill, great commercial towns chose men of high mark
for their member; and a proud station it was for him
who was delegated to speak the voice of the princely
merchants of England.
Mrs. Egerton survived her marriage
but a few years. She left no children; two had
been born, but died in their first infancy. The
property of the wife, therefore, passed without control
or limit to the husband.
Whatever might have been the grief
of the widower, he disdained to betray it to the world.
Indeed, Audley Egerton was a man who had early taught
himself to conceal emotion. He buried himself
in the country, none knew where, for some months.
When he returned, there was a deep wrinkle on his
brow, but no change in his habits and avocations,
except that, shortly afterwards, he accepted office,
and thus became more busy than ever.
Mr. Egerton had always been lavish
and magnificent in money spatters. A rich man
in public life has many claims on his fortune, and
no one yielded to those claims with in air so regal
as Audley Egerton. But amongst his many liberal
actions, there was none which seemed more worthy of
panegyric than the generous favour he extended to the
son of his wife’s poor and distant kinsfolk,
the Leslies of Rood Hall.
Some four generations back, there
had lived a certain Squire Leslie, a man of large
acres and active mind. He had cause to be displeased
with his elder son, and though he did not disinherit
him, he left half his property to a younger.
The younger had capacity and spirit,
which justified the parental provision. He increased
his fortune; lifted himself into notice and consideration
by public services and a noble alliance. His descendants
followed his example, and took rank among the first
commoners in England, till the last male, dying, left
his sole heiress and representative in one daughter,
Clementina, afterwards married to Mr. Egerton.
Meanwhile the elder son of the fore-mentioned
squire had muddled and sotted away much of his share
in the Leslie property; and, by low habits and mean
society, lowered in repute his representation of the
name.
His successors imitated him, till
nothing was left to Randal’s father, Mr. Maunder
Slugge Leslie, but the decayed house, which was what
the Germans call the stamm schloss, or “stem
hall,” of the race, and the wretched lands immediately
around it.
Still, though all intercourse between
the two branches of the family had ceased, the younger
had always felt a respect for the elder, as the head
of the House. And it was supposed that, on her
death-bed, Mrs. Egerton had recommended her impoverished
namesakes and kindred to the care of her husband;
for when he returned to town, after Mrs. Egerton’s
death, Audley had sent to Mr. Maunder Slugge Leslie
the sum of L5000, which he said his wife, leaving
no written will, had orally bequeathed as a legacy
to that gentleman; and he requested permission to charge
himself with the education of the eldest son.
Mr. Maunder Slugge Leslie might have
done great things for his little property with those
L5000, or even kept in the three-per-cents the interest
would have afforded a material addition to his comforts.
But a neighbouring solicitor, having caught scent
of the legacy, hunted it down into his own hands,
on pretence of having found a capital investment in
a canal; and when the solicitor had got possession
of the L5000, he went off with them to America.
Meanwhile Randal, placed by Mr. Egerton
at an excellent preparatory school, at first gave
no signs of industry or talent; but just before he
left it, there came to the school, as classical tutor,
an ambitious young Oxford man; and his zeal for
he was a capital teacher produced a great
effect generally on the pupils, and especially on Randal
Leslie. He talked to them much in private on
the advantages of learning, and shortly afterwards
he exhibited those advantages in his own person; for,
having edited a Greek play with much subtle scholarship,
his college, which some slight irregularities of his
had displeased, recalled him to its venerable bosom
by the presentation of a fellowship. After this
he took orders, became a college tutor, distinguished
himself yet more by a treatise on the Greek accent,
got a capital living, and was considered on the high
road to a bishopric. This young man, then, communicated
to Randal the thirst for knowledge; and when the boy
went afterwards to Eton, he applied with such earnestness
and resolve that his fame soon reached the ears of
Audley; and that person, who had the sympathy for
talent, and yet more for purpose, which often characterizes
ambitious men, went to Eton to see him. From
that time Audley evinced great and almost fatherly
interest in the brilliant Etonian; and Randal always
spent with him some days in each vacation.
I have said that Egerton’s conduct
with respect to this boy was more praiseworthy than
most of those generous actions for which he was renowned,
since to this the world gave no applause. What
a man does within the range of his family connections
does not carry with it that eclat which invests a
munificence exhibited on public occasions. Either
people care nothing about it, or tacitly suppose it
to be but his duty. It was true, too, as the
squire had observed, that Randal Leslie was even less
distantly related to the Hazeldeans than to Mrs. Egerton,
since Randal’s grandfather had actually married
a Miss Hazeldean (the highest worldly connection that
branch of the family had formed since the great split
I have commemorated). But Audley Egerton never
appeared aware of that fact. As he was not himself
descended from the Hazeldeans, he did not trouble
himself about their genealogy; and he took care to
impress it upon the Leslies that his generosity on
their behalf was solely to be ascribed to his respect
for his wife’s memory and kindred. Still
the squire had felt as if his “distant brother”
implied a rebuke on his own neglect of these poor
Leslies, by the liberality Audley evinced towards
them; and this had made him doubly sore when the name
of Randal Leslie was mentioned. But the fact
really was, that the Leslies of Rood had so shrunk
out of all notice that the squire had actually forgotten
their existence, until Randal became thus indebted
to his brother; and then he felt a pang of remorse
that any one save himself, the head of the Hazeldeans,
should lend a helping hand to the grandson of a Hazeldean.
But having thus, somewhat too tediously,
explained the position of Audley Egerton, whether
in the world or in relation to his young protege,
I may now permit him to receive and to read his letters.
CHAPTER VI.
Mr. Egerton glanced over the pile
of letters placed beside him, and first he tore up
some, scarcely read, and threw them into the waste-basket.
Public men have such odd, out-of-the-way letters, that
their waste-baskets are never empty, letters
from amateur financiers proposing new ways to pay
off the National Debt; letters from America (never
free!) asking for autographs; letters from fond mothers
in country villages, recommending some miracle of
a son for a place in the king’s service; letters
from free-thinkers in reproof of bigotry; letters
from bigots in reproof of free-thinking; letters signed
Brutus Redivivus, containing the agreeable information
that the writer has a dagger for tyrants, if the Danish
claims are not forthwith adjusted; letters signed
Matilda or Caroline, stating that Caroline or Matilda
has seen the public man’s portrait at the Exhibition,
and that a heart sensible to its attractions may be
found at No. Piccadilly; letters from
beggars, impostors, monomaniacs, speculators, jobbers, all
food for the waste-basket.
From the correspondence thus winnowed,
Mr. Egerton first selected those on business, which
he put methodically together in one division of his
pocket-book; and secondly, those of a private nature,
which he as carefully put into another. Of these
last there were but three, one from his
steward, one from Harley L’Estrange, one from
Randal Leslie. It was his custom to answer his
correspondence at his office; and to his office, a
few minutes afterwards, he slowly took his way.
Many a passenger turned back to look again at the
firm figure, which, despite the hot summer day, was
buttoned up to the throat; and the black frock-coat
thus worn well became the erect air and the deep, full
chest of the handsome senator. When he entered
Parliament Street, Audley Egerton was joined by one
of his colleagues, also on his way to the cares of
office.
After a few observations on the last
debate this gentleman said,
“By the way, can you dine with
me next Saturday, to meet Lansmere? He comes
up to town to vote for us on Monday.”
“I had asked some people to
dine with me,” answered Egerton, “but I
will put them off. I see Lord Lansmere too seldom
to miss any occasion to meet a man whom I respect
so much.”
“So seldom! True, he is
very little in town; but why don’t you go and
see him in the country? Good shooting, pleasant,
old-fashioned house.”
“My dear Westbourne, his house
is ‘nimium vicina Cremonae,’
close to a borough in which I have been burned in
effigy.”
“Ha! ha! yes, I remember you
first came into parliament for that snug little place;
but Lansmere himself never found fault with your votes,
did he?”
“He behaved very handsomely,
and said he had not presumed to consider me his mouthpiece;
and then, too, I am so intimate with L’Estrange.”
“Is that queer fellow ever coming back to England?”
“He comes, generally, every
year, for a few days, just to see his father and mother,
and then returns to the Continent.”
“I never meet him.”
“He comes in September or October,
when you, of course, are not in town, and it is in
town that the Lansmeres meet him.”
“Why does he not go to them?”
“A man in England but once a
year, and for a few days, has so much to do in London,
I suppose.”
“Is he as amusing as ever?” Egerton nodded.
“So distinguished as he might be!” remarked
Lord Westbourne.
“So distinguished as he is!”
said Egerton, formally; “an officer selected
for praise, even in such fields as Quatre Bras and
Waterloo; a scholar, too, of the finest taste; and
as an accomplished gentleman matchless!”
“I like to hear one man praise
another so warmly in these ill-natured days,”
answered Lord Westbourne. “But still, though
L’Estrange is doubtless all you say, don’t
you think he rather wastes his life living abroad?”
“And trying to be happy, Westbourne?
Are you sure it is not we who waste our lives?
But I can’t stay to hear your answer. Here
we are at the door of my prison.”
“On Saturday, then?”
“On Saturday. Good day.”
For the next hour or more, Mr. Egerton
was engaged on the affairs of the State. He then
snatched an interval of leisure (while awaiting a report,
which he had instructed a clerk to make him), in order
to reply to his letters. Those on public business
were soon despatched; and throwing his replies aside
to be sealed by a subordinate hand, he drew out the
letters which he had put apart as private.
He attended first to that of his steward:
the steward’s letter was long, the reply was
contained in three lines. Pitt himself was scarcely
more negligent of his private interests and concerns
than Audley Egerton; yet, withal, Audley Egerton was
said by his enemies to be an egotist.
The next letter he wrote was to Randal,
and that, though longer, was far from prolix:
it ran thus:
Dear Mr. Leslie, I
appreciate your delicacy in consulting me whether
you should accept Frank Hazeldean’s invitation
to call at the Hall. Since you are asked,
I can see no objection to it. I should be
sorry if you appeared to force yourself there; and
for the rest, as a general rule, I think a young
man who has his own way to make in life had better
avoid all intimacy with those of his own age who
have no kindred objects nor congenial pursuits.
As soon as this visit is paid, I wish
you to come to London. The report I receive
of your progress at Eton renders it unnecessary, in
my judgment, that you should return there.
If your father has no objection, I propose that
you should go to Oxford at the ensuing term.
Meanwhile, I have engaged a gentleman, who is a fellow
of Balliol, to read with you. He is of opinion,
judging only by your high repute at Eton, that
you may at once obtain a scholarship in that college.
If you do so, I shall look upon your career in life
as assured.
Your affectionate friend, and sincere
well-wisher, A. E.
The reader will remark that in this
letter there is a certain tone of formality.
Mr. Egerton does not call his protege “Dear Randal,”
as would seem natural, but coldly and stiffly, “Dear
Mr. Leslie.” He hints, also, that the boy
has his own way to make in life. Is this meant
to guard against too sanguine notions of inheritance,
which his generosity may have excited? The letter
to Lord L’Estrange was of a very different kind
from the others. It was long, and full of such
little scraps of news and gossip as may interest friends
in a foreign land; it was written gayly, and as with
a wish to cheer his friend; you could see that it was
a reply to a melancholy letter; and in the whole tone
and spirit there was an affection, even to tenderness,
of which those who most liked Audley Egerton would
have scarcely supposed him capable. Yet, notwithstanding,
there was a kind of constraint in the letter, which
perhaps only the fine tact of a woman would detect.
It had not that abandon, that hearty self-outpouring,
which you might expect would characterize the letters
of two such friends, who had been boys at school together,
and which did breathe indeed in all the abrupt rambling
sentences of his correspondent. But where was
the evidence of the constraint? Egerton is off-hand
enough where his pen runs glibly through paragraphs
that relate to others; it is simply that he says nothing
about himself, that he avoids all reference
to the inner world of sentiment and feeling! But
perhaps, after all, the man has no sentiment and feeling!
How can you expect that a steady personage in practical
life, whose mornings are spent in Downing Street,
and whose nights are consumed in watching Government
bills through a committee, can write in the same style
as an idle dreamer amidst the pines of Ravenna, or
on the banks of Como?
Audley had just finished this epistle,
such as it was, when the attendant in waiting announced
the arrival of a deputation from a provincial trading
town, the members of which deputation he had appointed
to meet at two o’clock. There was no office
in London at which deputations were kept waiting less
than at that over which Mr. Egerton presided.
The deputation entered, some
score or so of middle-aged, comfortable-looking persons,
who, nevertheless, had their grievance, and considered
their own interest, and those of the country, menaced
by a certain clause in a bill brought in by Mr. Egerton.
The mayor of the town was the chief
spokesman, and he spoke well, but in a
style to which the dignified official was not accustomed.
It was a slap-dash style, unceremonious,
free and easy, an American style. And,
indeed, there was something altogether in the appearance
and bearing of the mayor which savoured of residence
in the Great Republic. He was a very handsome
man, but with a look sharp and domineering, the
look of a man who did not care a straw for president
or monarch, and who enjoyed the liberty to speak his
mind and “wallop his own nigger!”
His fellow-burghers evidently regarded
him with great respect; and Mr. Egerton had penetration
enough to perceive that Mr. Mayor must be a rich man,
as well as an eloquent one, to have overcome those
impressions of soreness or jealousy which his tone
was calculated to create in the self-love of his equals.
Mr. Egerton was far too wise to be
easily offended by mere manner; and though he stared
somewhat haughtily when he found his observations
actually pooh-poohed, he was not above being convinced.
There was much sense and much justice in Mr. Mayor’s
arguments, and the statesman civilly promised to take
them into full consideration.
He then bowed out the deputation;
but scarcely had the door closed before it opened
again, and Mr. Mayor presented himself alone, saying
aloud to his companions in the passage, “I forgot
something I had to say to Mr. Egerton; wait below
for me.”
“Well, Mr. Mayor,” said
Audley, pointing to a seat, “what else would
you suggest?”
The mayor looked round to see that
the door was closed; and then, drawing his chair close
to Mr. Egerton’s, laid his forefinger on that
gentleman’s arm, and said, “I think I speak
to a man of the world, sir?”
Mr. Egerton bowed, and made no reply
by word, but he gently removed his arm from the touch
of the forefinger.
Mr. Mayor. “You
observe, sir, that I did not ask the members whom we
return to parliament to accompany us. Do better
without ’em. You know they are both in
Opposition, out-and-outers.”
Mr. Egerton. “It
is a misfortune which the Government cannot remember
when the question is whether the trade of the town
itself is to be served or injured.”
Mr. Mayor. “Well,
I guess you speak handsome, sir. But you’d
be glad to have two members to support ministers after
the next election.”
Mr. Egerton (smiling). “Unquestionably,
Mr. Mayor.”
Mr. Mayor. “And
I can do it, Mr. Egerton. I may say I have the
town in my pocket; so I ought, I spend
a great deal of money in it. Now, you see, Mr.
Egerton, I have passed a part of my life in a land
of liberty the United States and
I come to the point when I speak to a man of the world.
I’m a man of the world myself, sir. And
so, if the Government will do something for me, why,
I’ll do something for the Government. Two
votes for a free and independent town like ours, that’s
something, isn’t it?”
Mr. Egerton (taken by surprise). “Really,
I ”
Mr. Mayor (advancing his
chair still nearer, and interrupting the official). “No
nonsense, you see, on one side or the other. The
fact is, that I’ve taken it into my head that
I should like to be knighted. You may well look
surprised, Mr. Egerton, trumpery thing enough,
I dare say; still, every man has his weakness, and
I should like to be Sir Richard. Well, if you
can get me made Sir Richard, you may just name your
two members for the next election, that
is, if they belong to your own set, enlightened men,
up to the times. That’s speaking fair and
manful, is n’t it?”
Mr. Egerton (drawing himself
up). “I am at a loss to guess why
you should select me, sir, for this very extraordinary
proposition.”
Mr. Mayor (nodding good-humouredly). “Why,
you see, I don’t go along with the Government;
you’re the best of the bunch. And may be
you’d like to strengthen your own party.
This is quite between you and me, you understand;
honour’s a jewel!”
Mr. Egerton (with great
gravity). “Sir, I am obliged by your
good opinion; but I agree with my colleagues in all
the great questions that affect the government of
the country, and ”
Mr. Mayor (interrupting
him). “Ah, of course, you must say
so; very right. But I guess things would go differently
if you were Prime Minister. However, I have another
reason for speaking to you about my little job.
You see you were member for Lansmere once, and I think
you only came in by a majority of two, eh?”
Mr. Egerton. “I
know nothing of the particulars of that election; I
was not present.”
Mr. Mayor. “No;
but luckily for you, two relations of mine were, and
they voted for you. Two votes, and you came in
by two. Since then, you have got into very snug
quarters here, and I think we have a claim on you ”
Mr. Egerton. “Sir,
I acknowledge no such claim; I was and am a stranger
to Lansmere; and if the electors did me the honour
to return me to parliament, it was in compliment rather
to ”
Mr. Mayor (again interrupting
the official). “Rather to Lord Lansmere,
you were going to say; unconstitutional doctrine that,
I fancy. Peer of the realm. But never mind,
I know the world; and I’d ask Lord Lansmere
to do my affair for me, only he is a pompous sort of
man; might be qualmish: antiquated notions.
Not up to snuff like you and me.”
Mr. Egerton (in great disgust,
and settling his papers before him). “Sir,
it is not in my department to recommend to his Majesty
candidates for the honour of knighthood, and it is
still less in my department to make bargains for seats
in parliament.”
Mr. Mayor. “Oh,
if that’s the case, you’ll excuse me; I
don’t know much of the etiquette in these matters.
But I thought that if I put two seats in your hands
for your own friends, you might contrive to take the
affair into your department, whatever it was.
But since you say you agree with your colleagues,
perhaps it comes to the same thing. Now, you
must not suppose I want to sell the town, and that
I can change and chop my politics for my own purpose.
No such thing! I don’t like the sitting
members; I’m all for progressing, but they go
too much ahead for me; and since the Government is
disposed to move a little, why, I’d as lief
support them as not. But, in common gratitude,
you see,” added the mayor, coaxingly, “I
ought to be knighted! I can keep up the dignity,
and do credit to his Majesty.”
Mr. Egerton (without looking
up from his papers). “I can only refer
you, sir, to the proper quarter.”
Mr. Mayor (impatiently). “Proper
quarter! Well, since there is so much humbug
in this old country of ours, that one must go through
all the forms and get at the job regularly, just tell
me whom I ought to go to.”
Mr. Egerton (beginning to
be amused as well as indignant). “If
you want a knighthood, Mr. Mayor, you must ask the
Prime Minister; if you want to give the Government
information relative to seats in parliament, you must
introduce yourself to Mr. ------, the Secretary of
the Treasury.”
Mr. Mayor. “And
if I go to the last chap, what do you think he’ll
say?”
Mr. Egerton (the amusement
preponderating over the indignation). “He
will say, I suppose, that you must not put the thing
in the light in which you have put it to me; that
the Government will be very proud to have the confidence
of yourself and your brother electors; and that a
gentleman like you, in the proud position of mayor,
may well hope to be knighted on some fitting occasion;
but that you must not talk about the knighthood just
at present, and must confine yourself to converting
the unfortunate political opinions of the town.”
Mr. Mayor. “Well,
I guess that chap there would want to do me! Not
quite so green, Mr. Egerton. Perhaps I’d
better go at once to the fountain-head. How d’
ye think the Premier would take it?”
Mr. Egerton (the indignation
preponderating over the amusement). “Probably
just as I am about to do.”
Mr. Egerton rang the bell; the attendant
appeared. “Show Mr. Mayor the way out,”
said the minister.
The mayor turned round sharply, and
his face was purple. He walked straight to the
door; but suffering the attendant to precede him along
the corridor, he came back with a rapid stride, and
clenching his hands, and with a voice thick with passion,
cried, “Some day or other I will make you smart
for this, as sure as my name’s Dick Avenel!”
“Avenel!” repeated Egerton,
recoiling, “Avenel!” But the
mayor was gone.
Audley fell into a deep and musing
revery, which seemed gloomy, and lasted till the attendant
announced that the horses were at the door.
He then looked up, still abstractedly,
and saw his letter to Harley L’Estrange open
on the table. He drew it towards him, and wrote,
“A man has just left me, who calls himself Aven ”
In the middle of the name his pen stopped. “No,
no,” muttered the writer, “what folly to
reopen the old wounds there!” and he carefully
erased the words.
Audley Egerton did not ride in the
Park that day, as was his wont, but dismissed his
groom; and, turning his horse’s head towards
Westminster Bridge, took his solitary way into the
country. He rode at first slowly, as if in thought;
then fast, as if trying to escape from thought.
He was later than usual at the House that evening,
and he looked pale and fatigued. But he had to
speak, and he spoke well.
CHAPTER VII.
In spite of all his Machiavellian
wisdom, Dr. Riccabocca had been foiled in his attempt
to seduce Leonard Fairfield into his service, even
though he succeeded in partially winning over the
widow to his views. For to her he represented
the worldly advantages of the thing. Lenny would
learn to be fit for more than a day-labourer; he would
learn gardening, in all its branches, rise
some day to be a head gardener. “And,”
said Riccabocca, “I will take care of his book-learning,
and teach him whatever he has a head for.”
“He has a head for everything,” said the
widow.
“Then,” said the wise
man, “everything shall go into it.”
The widow was certainly dazzled; for, as we have seen,
she highly prized scholarly distinction, and she knew
that the parson looked upon Riccabocca as a wondrous
learned man. But still Riccabocca was said to
be a Papist, and suspected to be a conjuror.
Her scruples on both these points, the Italian, who
was an adept in the art of talking over the fair sex,
would no doubt have dissipated, if there had been
any use in it; but Lenny put a dead stop to all negotiations.
He had taken a mortal dislike to Riccabocca:
he was very much frightened by him, and
the spectacles, the pipe, the cloak, the long hair,
and the red umbrella; and said so sturdily, in reply
to every overture, “Please, sir, I’d rather
not; I’d rather stay along with Mother,”
that Riccabocca was forced to suspend all further
experiments in his Machiavellian diplomacy. He
was not at all cast down, however, by his first failure;
on the contrary, he was one of those men whom opposition
stimulates; and what before had been but a suggestion
of prudence, became an object of desire. Plenty
of other lads might no doubt be had on as reasonable
terms as Lenny Fairfield; but the moment Lenny presumed
to baffle the Italian’s designs upon him, the
special acquisition, of Lenny became of paramount
importance in the eyes of Signor Riccabocca.
Jackeymo, however, lost all his interest
in the traps, snares, and gins which his master proposed
to lay for Leonard Fairfield, in the more immediate
surprise that awaited him on learning that Dr. Riccabocca
had accepted an invitation to pass a few days at the
Hall.
“There will be no one there
but the family,” said Riccabocca. “Poor
Giacomo, a little chat in the servants’ hall
will do you good; and the squire’s beef is more
nourishing, after all, than the sticklebacks and minnows.
It will lengthen your life.”
“The padrone jests,” said
Jackeymo, statelily; “as if any one could starve
in his service.”
“Um,” said Riccabocca.
“At least, faithful friend, you have tried that
experiment as far as human nature will permit;”
and he extended his hand to his fellow-exile with
that familiarity which exists between servant and
master in the usages of the Continent. Jackeymo
bent low, and a tear fell upon the hand he kissed.
“Cospetto!” said Dr. Riccabocca,
“a thousand mock pearls do not make up the cost
of a single true one! The tears of women we
know their worth; but the tears of an honest man Fie,
Giacomo! at least I can never repay you
this! Go and see to our wardrobe.”
So far as his master’s wardrobe
was concerned, that order was pleasing to Jackeymo;
for the doctor had in his drawers suits which Jackeymo
pronounced to be as good as new, though many a long
year had passed since they left the tailor’s
hands. But when Jackeymo came to examine the
state of his own clothing department, his face grew
considerably longer. It was not that he was without
other clothes than those on his back, quantity
was there, but the quality! Mournfully he gazed
on two suits, complete in three separate members of
which man’s raiments are composed: the
one suit extended at length upon his bed, like a veteran
stretched by pious hands after death; the other brought
piecemeal to the invidious light, the torso
placed upon a chair, the limbs dangling down from
Jackeymo’s melancholy arm. No bodies long
exposed at the Morgue could evince less sign of resuscitation
than those respectable defuncts! For, indeed,
Jackeymo had been less thrifty of his apparel, more
profusus sui, than his master. In the
earliest days of their exile, he preserved the decorous
habit of dressing for dinner, it was a respect
due to the padrone, and that habit had lasted
till the two habits on which it necessarily depended
had evinced the first symptoms of decay; then the
evening clothes had been taken into morning wear, in
which hard service they had breathed their last.
The doctor, notwithstanding his general
philosophical abstraction from such household details,
had more than once said, rather in pity to Jackeymo
than with an eye to that respectability which the costume
of the servant reflects on the dignity of the master,
“Giacomo, thou wantest clothes; fit thyself
out of mine!”
And Jackeymo had bowed his gratitude,
as if the donation had been accepted; but the fact
was that that same fitting out was easier said than
done. For though-thanks to an existence mainly
upon sticklebacks and minnows both Jackeymo
and Riccabocca had arrived at that state which the
longevity of misers proves to be most healthful to
the human frame, namely, skin and bone, yet
the bones contained in the skin of Riccabocca all
took longitudinal directions; while those in the skin
of Jackeymo spread out latitudinally. And you
might as well have made the bark of a Lombardy poplar
serve for the trunk of some dwarfed and pollarded
oak in whose hollow the Babes of the Wood
could have slept at their ease as have
fitted out Jackeymo from the garb of Riccabocca.
Moreover, if the skill of the tailor could have accomplished
that undertaking, the faithful Jackeymo would never
have had the heart to avail himself of the generosity
of his master. He had a sort of religious sentiment,
too, about those vestments of the padrone. The
ancients, we know, when escaping from shipwreck, suspended
in the votive temple the garments in which they had
struggled through the wave. Jackeymo looked on
those relics of the past with a kindred superstition.
“This coat the padrone wore on such an occasion.
I remember the very evening the padrone last put on
those pantaloons!” And coat and pantaloons were
tenderly dusted, and carefully restored to their sacred
rest.
But now, after all, what was to be
done? Jackeymo was much too proud to exhibit
his person to the eyes of the squire’s butler
in habiliments discreditable to himself and the padrone.
In the midst of his perplexity the bell rang, and
he went down into the parlour.
Riccabocca was standing on the hearth
under his symbolical representation of the “Patriae
Exul.”
“Giacomo,” quoth he, “I
have been thinking that thou hast never done what
I told thee, and fitted thyself out from my superfluities.
But we are going now into the great world: visiting
once begun, Heaven knows where it may stop. Go
to the nearest town and get thyself clothes.
Things are dear in England. Will this suffice?”
And Riccabocca extended a five-pound note.
Jackeymo, we have seen, was more familiar
with his master than we formal English permit our
domestics to be with us; but in his familiarity he
was usually respectful. This time, however, respect
deserted him.
“The padrone is mad!”
he exclaimed; “he would fling away his whole
fortune if I would let him. Five pounds English,
or a hundred and twenty-six pounds Milanese!
Santa Maria! unnatural father! And what is to
become of the poor signorina? Is this the way
you are to marry her in the foreign land?”
“Giacomo,” said Riccabocca,
bowing his head to the storm, “the signorina
to-morrow; to-day the honour of the House. Thy
small-clothes, Giacomo, miserable man,
thy small-clothes!”
“It is just,” said Jackeymo,
recovering himself, and with humility; “and
the padrone does right to blame me, but not in so cruel
a way. It is just, the padrone lodges
and boards me, and gives me handsome wages, and he
has a right to expect that I should not go in this
figure.”
“For the board and the lodgment,
good,” said Riccabocca. “For the
handsome wages, they are the visions of thy fancy!”
“They are no such thing,”
said Jackeymo, “they are only in arrear.
As if the padrone could not pay them some day or other;
as if I was demeaning myself by serving a master who
did not intend to pay his servants! And can’t
I wait? Have I not my savings too? But be
cheered, be cheered; you shall be contented with me.
I have two beautiful suits still. I was arranging
them when you rang for me. You shall see, you
shall see.”
And Jackeymo hurried from the room,
hurried back into his own chamber, unlocked a little
trunk which he kept at his bed-head, tossed out a
variety of small articles, and from the deepest depth
extracted a leathern purse. He emptied the contents
on the bed. They were chiefly Italian coins,
some five-franc pieces, a silver medallion inclosing
a little image of his patron saint, San
Giacomo, one solid English guinea, and
somewhat more than a pound’s worth in English
silver. Jackeymo put back the foreign coins,
saying prudently, “One will lose on them here;”
he seized the English coins, and counted them out.
“But are you enough, you rascals?” quoth
he, angrily, giving them a good shake. His eye
caught sight of the medallion, he paused;
and after eying the tiny representation of the saint
with great deliberation, he added, in a sentence which
he must have picked up from the proverbial aphorisms
of his master,
“What’s the difference
between the enemy who does not hurt me, and the friend
who does not serve me? Monsignore San Giacomo,
my patron saint, you are of very little use to me
in the leathern bag; but if you help me to get into
a new pair of small-clothes on this important occasion,
you will be a friend indeed. Alla bisogna,
Monsignore.” Then, gravely kissing the
medallion, he thrust it into one pocket, the coins
into the other, made up a bundle of the two defunct
suits, and muttering to himself, “Beast, miser,
that I am, to disgrace the padrone with all these
savings in his service!” ran downstairs into
his pantry, caught up his hat and stick, and in a
few moments more was seen trudging off to the neighbouring
town of L--------.
Apparently the poor Italian succeeded,
for he came back that evening in time to prepare the
thin gruel which made his master’s supper, with
a suit of black, a little threadbare, but
still highly respectable, two shirt fronts,
and two white cravats. But out of all this finery,
Jackeymo held the small-clothes in especial veneration;
for as they had cost exactly what the medallion had
sold for, so it seemed to him that San Giacomo had
heard his prayer in that quarter to which he had more
exclusively directed the saint’s direction.
The other habiliments came to him in the merely human
process of sale and barter; the small-clothes were
the personal gratuity of San Giacomo!
CHAPTER VIII.
Life has been subjected to many ingenious
comparisons; and if we do not understand it any better,
it is not for want of what is called “reasoning
by illustration.” Amongst other resemblances,
there are moments when, to a quiet contemplator, it
suggests the image of one of those rotatory entertainments
commonly seen in fairs, and known by the name of “whirligigs,”
or “roundabouts,” in which each participator
of the pastime, seated on his hobby, is always apparently
in the act of pursuing some one before him, while
he is pursued by some one behind. Man, and woman
too, are naturally animals of chase; the greatest still
find something to follow, and there is no one too humble
not to be an object of prey to another. Thus,
confining our view to the village of Hazeldean, we
behold in this whirligig Dr. Riccabocca spurring his
hobby after Lenny Fairfield; and Miss Jemima, on her
decorous side-saddle, whipping after Dr. Riccabocca.
Why, with so long and intimate a conviction of the
villany of our sex, Miss Jemima should resolve upon
giving the male animal one more chance of redeeming
itself in her eyes, I leave to the explanation of
those gentlemen who profess to find “their only
books in woman’s looks.” Perhaps it
might be from the over-tenderness and clemency of
Miss Jemima’s nature; perhaps it might be that
as yet she had only experienced the villany of man
born and reared in these cold northern climates, and
in the land of Petrarch and Romeo, of the citron and
myrtle, there was reason to expect that the native
monster would be more amenable to gentle influences,
less obstinately hardened in his iniquities.
Without entering further into these hypotheses, it
is sufficient to say that, on Signor Riccabocca’s
appearance in the drawing-room at Hazeldean, Miss Jemima
felt more than ever rejoiced that she had relaxed
in his favour her general hostility to men. In
truth, though Frank saw something quizzical in the
old-fashioned and outlandish cut of the Italian’s
sober dress; in his long hair, and the chapeau bras,
over which he bowed so gracefully, and then pressed
it, as if to his heart, before tucking it under his
arm, after the fashion in which the gizzard reposes
under the wing of a roasted pullet, yet
it was impossible that even Frank could deny to Riccabocca
that praise which is due to the air and manner of an
unmistakable gentleman. And certainly as, after
dinner, conversation grew more familiar, and the parson
and Mrs. Dale, who had been invited to meet their
friend, did their best to draw him out, his talk, though
sometimes a little too wise for his listeners, became
eminently animated and agreeable. It was the
conversation of a man who, besides the knowledge which
is acquired from books and life, had studied the art
which becomes a gentleman, that of pleasing
in polite society.
The result was that all were charmed
with him; and that even Captain Barnabas postponed
the whist-table for a full hour after the usual time.
The doctor did not play; he thus became the property
of the two ladies, Miss Jemima and Mrs. Dale.
Seated between the two, in the place
rightfully appertaining to Flimsey, who this time
was fairly dislodged, to her great wonder and discontent,
the doctor was the emblem of true Domestic Felicity,
placed between Friendship and Love.
Friendship, as became her, worked
quietly at the embroidered pocket-handkerchief and
left Love to more animated operations.
“You must be very lonely at
the Casino,” said Love, in a sympathizing tone.
“Madam,” replied Riccabocca,
gallantly, “I shall think so when I leave you.”
Friendship cast a sly glance at Love;
Love blushed, or looked down on the carpet, which
comes to the same thing. “Yet,” began
Love again, “yet solitude to a feeling
heart ”
Riccabocca thought of the note of
invitation, and involuntarily buttoned his coat, as
if to protect the individual organ thus alarmingly
referred to.
“Solitude to a feeling heart
has its charms. It is so hard even for us poor
ignorant women to find a congenial companion but
for you!” Love stopped short, as if it
had said too much, and smelt confusedly at its bouquet.
Dr. Riccabocca cautiously lowered
his spectacles, and darted one glance which, with
the rapidity and comprehensiveness of lightning, seemed
to envelop and take in, as it were, the whole inventory
of Miss Jemima’s personal attractions.
Now Miss Jemima, as I have before observed, had a
mild and pensive expression of countenance; and she
would have been positively pretty had the mildness
looked a little more alert, and the pensiveness somewhat
less lackadaisical. In fact, though Miss Jemima
was constitutionally mild, she was not de natura
pensive; she had too much of the Hazeldean blood in
her veins for that sullen and viscid humour called
melancholy, and therefore this assumption of pensiveness
really spoiled her character of features, which only
wanted to be lighted up by a cheerful smile to be
extremely prepossessing. The same remark might
apply to the figure, which thanks to the
same pensiveness lost all the undulating
grace which movement and animation bestow on the fluent
curves of the feminine form. The figure was a
good figure, examined in detail, a little
thin, perhaps, but by no means emaciated, with just
and elegant proportions, and naturally light and flexible.
But the same unfortunate pensiveness gave to the whole
a character of inertness and languor; and when Miss
Jemima reclined on the sofa, so complete seemed the
relaxation of nerve and muscle that you would have
thought she had lost the use of her limbs. Over
her face and form, thus defrauded of the charms Providence
had bestowed on them, Dr. Riccabocca’s eye glanced
rapidly; and then moving nearer to Mrs. Dale “Defend
me” (he stopped a moment, and added) “from
the charge of not being able to appreciate congenial
companionship.”
“Oh, I did not say that!” cried Miss Jemima.
“Pardon me,” said the
Italian, “if I am so dull as to misunderstand
you. One may well lose one’s head, at least,
in such a neighbourhood as this.” He rose
as he spoke, and bent over Frank’s shoulder to
examine some views of Italy, which Miss Jemima (with
what, if wholly unselfish, would have been an attention
truly delicate) had extracted from the library in
order to gratify the guest.
“Most interesting creature,
indeed,” sighed Miss Jemima, “but too too
flattering.”
“Tell me,” said Mrs. Dale,
gravely, “do you think, love, that you could
put off the end of the world a little longer, or must
we make haste in order to be in time?”
“How wicked you are!”
said Miss Jemima, turning aside. Some few minutes
afterwards, Mrs. Dale contrived it so that Dr. Riccabocca
and herself were in a farther corner of the room,
looking at a picture said to be by Wouvermans.
Mrs. Dale. “She is very
amiable, Jemima, is she not?”
Riccabocca. “Exceedingly so.
Very fine battle-piece!”
Mrs. Dale. “So kind-hearted.”
Riccabocca. “All
ladies are. How naturally that warrior makes his
desperate cut at the runaway!”
Mrs. Dale. “She
is not what is called regularly handsome, but she has
something very winning.”
Riccabocca (with a smile). “So
winning, that it is strange she is not won. That
gray mare in the foreground stands out very boldly!”
Mrs. Dale (distrusting the
smile of Riccabocca, and throwing in a more effective
grape-charge). “Not won yet; and it
is strange! she will have a very pretty fortune.”
Riccabocca. “Ah!”
Mrs. Dale. “Six thousand pounds,
I dare say, certainly four.”
Riccabocca (suppressing a sigh,
and with his wonted address). “If
Mrs. Dale were still single, she would never need
a friend to say what her portion might be; but Miss
Jemima is so good that I am quite sure it is not Miss
Jemima’s fault that she is still Miss
Jemima!”
The foreigner slipped away as he spoke,
and sat himself down beside the whist-players.
Mrs. Dale was disappointed, but certainly
not offended. “It would be such a good
thing for both,” muttered she, almost inaudibly.
“Giacomo,” said Riccabocca,
as he was undressing that night in the large, comfortable,
well-carpeted English bedroom, with that great English
four-posted bed in the recess which seems made to shame
folks out of single blessedness, “Giacomo, I
have had this evening the offer of probably L6000,
certainly of four thousand.”
“Cosa meravigliosa!” ["Miraculous
thing."] exclaimed Jackeymo, and he crossed
himself with great fervour. “Six thousand
pounds English! why, that must be a hundred thousand blockhead
that I am! more than L150,000 Milanese!”
And Jackeymo, who was considerably enlivened by the
squire’s ale, commenced a series of gesticulations
and capers, in the midst of which he stopped and cried,
“But not for nothing?”
“Nothing! no!”
“These mercenary English! the Government wants
to bribe you?”
“That’s not it.”
“The priests want you to turn heretic?”
“Worse than that!” said the philosopher.
“Worse than that! O Padrone! for shame!”
“Don’t be a fool, but
pull off my pantaloons they want me never
to wear these again!”
“Never to wear what?”
exclaimed Jackeymo, staring outright at his master’s
long legs in their linen drawers, “never
to wear ”
“The breeches,” said Riccabocca, laconically.
“The barbarians!” faltered Jackeymo.
“My nightcap! and never to have
any comfort in this,” said Riccabocca, drawing
on the cotton head-gear; “and never to have any
sound sleep in that,” pointing to the four-posted
bed; “and to be a bondsman and a slave,”
continued Riccabocca, waxing wroth; “and to be
wheedled and purred at, and pawed and clawed, and
scolded and fondled, and blinded and deafened, and
bridled and saddled bedevilled and married!”
“Married!” said Jackeymo,
more dispassionately “that’s
very bad, certainly; but more than a hundred and fifty
thousand lire, and perhaps a pretty young lady, and ”
“Pretty young lady!” growled
Riccabocca, jumping into bed and drawing the clothes
fiercely over him. “Put out the candle,
and get along with you, do, you villanous
old incendiary!”
CHAPTER IX.
It was not many days since the resurrection
of those ill-omened stocks, and it was evident already,
to an ordinary observer, that something wrong had
got into the village. The peasants wore a sullen
expression of countenance; when the squire passed,
they took off their hats with more than ordinary formality,
but they did not return the same broad smile to his
quick, hearty “Good-day, my man.”
The women peered at him from the threshold or the
casement, but did not, as was their wont (as least
the wont of the prettiest), take occasion to come
out to catch his passing compliment on their own good
looks, or their tidy cottages. And the children,
who used to play after work on the site of the old
stocks, now shunned the place, and, indeed, seemed
to cease play altogether.
On the other hand, no man likes to
build, or rebuild, a great public work for nothing.
Now that the squire had resuscitated the stocks, and
made them so exceedingly handsome, it was natural that
he should wish to put somebody into them. Moreover,
his pride and self-esteem had been wounded by the
parson’s opposition; and it would be a justification
to his own forethought, and a triumph over the parson’s
understanding, if he could satisfactorily and practically
establish a proof that the stocks had not been repaired
before they were wanted.
Therefore, unconsciously to himself,
there was something about the squire more burly and
authoritative and menacing than heretofore. Old
Gaffer Solomons observed, “that they had better
moind well what they were about, for that the squire
had a wicked look in the tail of his eye, just
as the dun bull had afore it tossed neighbour Barnes’s
little boy.”
For two or three days these mute signs
of something brewing in the atmosphere had been rather
noticeable than noticed, without any positive overt
act of tyranny on the one hand or rebellion on the
other. But on the very Saturday night in which
Dr. Riccabocca was installed in the four-posted bed
in the chintz chamber, the threatened revolution commenced.
In the dead of that night personal outrage was committed
on the stocks. And on the Sunday morning, Mr.
Stirn, who was the earliest riser in the parish, perceived,
in going to the farmyard, that the knob of the column
that flanked the board had been feloniously broken
off; that the four holes were bunged up with mud;
and that some jacobinical villain had carved, on the
very centre of the flourish or scroll-work, “Dam
the stocks!” Mr. Stirn was much too vigilant
a right-hand man, much too zealous a friend of law
and order, not to regard such proceedings with horror
and alarm. And when the squire came into his dressing-room
at half-past seven, his butler (who fulfilled also
the duties of valet) informed him, with a mysterious
air, that Mr. Stirn had something “very partikler
to communicate about a most howdacious midnight ’spiracy
and ’sault.”
The squire stared, and bade Mr. Stirn be admitted.
“Well?” cried the squire,
suspending the operation of stropping his razor.
Mr. Stirn groaned.
“Well, man, what now?”
“I never knowed such a thing
in this here parish afore,” began Mr. Stirn;
“and I can only ’count for it by s’posing
that them foreign Papishers have been semminating ”
“Been what?”
“Semminating ”
“Disseminating, you blockhead, disseminating
what?”
“Damn the stocks,” began
Mr. Stirn, plunging right in medias res, and by a
fine use of one of the noblest figures in rhetoric.
“Mr. Stirn!” cried the
squire, reddening, “did you say, ’Damn
the stocks’? damn my new handsome
pair of stocks!”
“Lord forbid, sir; that’s
what they say: that’s what they have digged
on it with knives and daggers, and they have stuffed
mud in its four holes, and broken the capital of the
elewation.”
The squire took the napkin off his
shoulder, laid down strop and razor; he seated himself
in his armchair majestically, crossed his legs, and,
in a voice that affected tranquillity, said,
“Compose yourself, Stirn; you
have a deposition to make, touching an assault upon can
I trust my senses? upon my new stocks.
Compose yourself; be calm. Now! What the
devil is come to the parish?”
“Ah, sir, what indeed?”
replied Mr. Stirn: and then laying the forefinger
of the right hand on the palm of the left he narrated
the case.
“And whom do you suspect?
Be calm now; don’t speak in a passion. You
are a witness, sir, a dispassionate, unprejudiced
witness. Zounds and fury! this is the most insolent,
unprovoked, diabolical but whom do you
suspect, I say?” Stirn twirled his hat, elevated
his eyebrows, jerked his thumb over his shoulder,
and whispered, “I hear as how the two Papishers
slept at your honour’s last night.”
“What, dolt! do you suppose
Dr. Rickeybockey got out of his warm bed to bung up
the holes in my new stocks?”
“Noa; he’s too cunning
to do it himself, but he may have been semminating.
He’s mighty thick with Parson Dale, and your
honour knows as how the parson set his face agin the
stocks. Wait a bit, sir, don’t
fly at me yet. There be a boy in this here parish ”
“A boy! ah, fool, now you are
nearer the mark. The parson write ’Damn
the stocks,’ indeed! What boy do you mean?”
“And that boy be cockered up
much by Mr. Dale; and the Papisher went and sat with
him and his mother a whole hour t’ other day;
and that boy is as deep as a well; and I seed him
lurking about the place, and hiding hisself under
the tree the day the stocks was put up, and
that ’ere boy is Lenny Fairfield.”
“Whew,” said the squire,
whistling, “you have not your usual senses about
you to-day, man. Lenny Fairfield, pattern
boy of the village. Hold your tongue. I
dare say it is not done by any one in the parish,
after all: some good-for-nothing vagrant that
cursed tinker, who goes about with a very vicious
donkey, a donkey that I caught picking
thistles out of the very eyes of the old stocks!
Shows how the tinker brings up his donkeys! Well,
keep a sharp look-out. To-day is Sunday; worst
day of the week, I’m sorry and ashamed to say,
for rows and depredations. Between the services,
and after evening church, there are always idle fellows
from all the neighbouring country about, as you know
too well. Depend on it, the real culprits will
be found gathering round the stocks, and will betray
themselves; have your eyes, ears, and wits about you,
and I’ve no doubt we shall come to the rights
of the matter before the day’s out. And
if we do,” added the squire, “we’ll
make an example of the ruffian!”
“In course,” said Stirn:
“and if we don’t find him we must make
an example all the same. That’s what it
is, sir. That’s why the stocks ben’t
respected; they has not had an example yet, we
wants an example.”
“On my word I believe that’s
very true; and we’ll clap in the first idle
fellow you catch in anything wrong, and keep him there
for two hours at least.”
“With the biggest pleasure,
your honour, that’s what it is.”
And Mr. Stirn having now got what
he considered a complete and unconditional authority
over all the legs and wrists of Hazeldean parish,
quoad the stocks, took his departure.
CHAPTER X.
“Randal,” said Mrs. Leslie
on this memorable Sunday, “Randal,
do you think of going to Mr. Hazeldean’s?”
“Yes, ma’am,” answered
Randal. “Mr. Egerton does not object to
it; and as I do not return to Eton, I may have no
other opportunity of seeing Frank for some time.
I ought not to fail in respect to Mr. Egerton’s
natural heir.”
“Gracious me!” cried Mrs.
Leslie, who, like many women of her cast and kind,
had a sort of worldliness in her notions, which she
never evinced in her conduct, “gracious
me! natural heir to the old Leslie property!”
“He is Mr. Egerton’s nephew,
and,” added Randal, ingenuously letting out
his thoughts, “I am no relation to Mr. Egerton
at all.”
“But,” said poor Mrs.
Leslie, with tears in her eyes, “it would be
a shame in the man, after paying your schooling and
sending you to Oxford, and having you to stay with
him in the holidays, if he did not mean anything by
it.”
“Anything, Mother, yes, but
not the thing you suppose. No matter. It
is enough that he has armed me for life, and I shall
use the weapons as seems to me best.”
Here the dialogue was suspended by
the entrance of the other members of the family, dressed
for church.
“It can’t be time for
church! No, it can’t,” exclaimed Mrs.
Leslie. She was never in time for anything,
“Last bell ringing,” said
Mr. Leslie, who, though a slow man, was methodical
and punctual. Mrs. Leslie made a frantic rush
at the door, the Montfydget blood being now in a blaze,
dashed up the stairs, burst into her room, tore her
best bonnet from the peg, snatched her newest shawl
from the drawers, crushed the bonnet on her head, flung
the shawl on her shoulders, thrust a desperate pin
into its folds, in order to conceal a buttonless yawn
in the body of her gown, and then flew back like a
whirlwind. Meanwhile the family were already out
of doors, in waiting; and just as the bell ceased,
the procession moved from the shabby house to the
dilapidated church.
The church was a large one, but the
congregation was small, and so was the income of the
parson. It was a lay rectory, and the great tithes
had belonged to the Leslies, but they had been long
since sold. The vicarage, still in their gift,
might be worth a little more than L100 a year.
The present incumbent had nothing else to live upon.
He was a good man, and not originally a stupid one;
but penury and the anxious cares for wife and family,
combined with what may be called solitary confinement
for the cultivated mind, when, amidst the two-legged
creatures round, it sees no other cultivated mind with
which it can exchange one extra-parochial thought,
had lulled him into a lazy mournfulness, which at
times was very like imbecility. His income allowed
him to do no good to the parish, whether in work, trade,
or charity; and thus he had no moral weight with the
parishioners beyond the example of his sinless life,
and such negative effect as might be produced by his
slumberous exhortations. Therefore his parishioners
troubled him very little; and but for the influence
which, in hours of Montfydget activity, Mrs. Leslie
exercised over the most tractable, that
is, the children and the aged, not half-a-dozen
persons would have known or cared whether he shut up
his church or not.
But our family were seated in state
in their old seignorial pew, and Mr. Dumdrum, with
a nasal twang, went lugubriously through the prayers;
and the old people who could sin no more, and the
children who had not yet learned to sin, croaked forth
responses that might have come from the choral frogs
in Aristophanes; and there was a long sermon a propos
to nothing which could possibly interest the congregation, being,
in fact, some controversial homily which Mr. Dumdrum
had composed and preached years before. And when
this discourse was over, there was a loud universal
grunt, as if of relief and thanksgiving, and a great
clatter of shoes, and the old hobbled, and the young
scrambled, to the church door.
Immediately after church, the Leslie
family dined; and as soon as dinner was over, Randal
set out on his foot journey to Hazeldean Hall.
Delicate and even feeble though his
frame, he had the energy and quickness of movement
which belongs to nervous temperaments; and he tasked
the slow stride of a peasant, whom he took to serve
him as a guide for the first two or three miles.
Though Randal had not the gracious open manner with
the poor which Frank inherited from his father, he
was still (despite many a secret hypocritical vice
at war with the character of a gentleman) gentleman
enough to have no churlish pride to his inferiors.
He talked little, but he suffered his guide to talk;
and the boor, who was the same whom Frank had accosted,
indulged in eulogistic comments on that young gentleman’s
pony, from which he diverged into some compliments
on the young gentleman himself. Randal drew his
hat over his brows. There is a wonderful tact
and fine breeding in your agricultural peasant; and
though Tom Stowell was but a brutish specimen of the
class, he suddenly perceived that he was giving pain.
He paused, scratched his head, and, glancing affectionately
towards his companion, exclaimed,
“But I shall live to see you
on a handsomer beastis than that little pony, Master
Randal; and sure I ought, for you be as good a gentleman
as any in the land.”
“Thank you,” said Randal.
“But I like walking better than riding, I
am more used to it.”
“Well, and you walk bra’ly, there
ben’t a better walker in the county. And
very pleasant it is walking; and ’t is a pretty
country afore you, all the way to the Hall.”
Randal strode on, as if impatient
of these attempts to flatter or to soothe; and coming
at length into a broader lane, said, “I think
I can find my way now. Many thanks to you, Tom;”
and he forced a shilling into Tom’s horny palm.
The man took it reluctantly, and a tear started to
his eye. He felt more grateful for that shilling
than he had for Frank’s liberal half-crown;
and he thought of the poor fallen family, and forgot
his own dire wrestle with the wolf at his door.
He stayed lingering in the lane till
the figure of Randal was out of sight, and then returned
slowly. Young Leslie continued to walk on at
a quick pace. With all his intellectual culture
and his restless aspirations, his breast afforded
him no thought so generous, no sentiment so poetic,
as those with which the unlettered clown crept slouchingly
homeward.
As Randal gained a point where several
lanes met on a broad piece of waste land, he began
to feel tired, and his step slackened. Just then
a gig emerged from one of these byroads, and took the
same direction as the pedestrian. The road was
rough and hilly, and the driver proceeded at a foot’s
pace; so that the gig and the pedestrian went pretty
well abreast.
“You seem tired, sir,”
said the driver, a stout young farmer of the higher
class of tenants, and he looked down compassionately
on the boy’s pale countenance and weary stride.
“Perhaps we are going the same way, and I can
give you a lift?”
It was Randal’s habitual policy
to make use of every advantage proffered to him, and
he accepted the proposal frankly enough to please the
honest farmer.
“A nice day, sir,” said
the latter, as Randal sat by his side. “Have
you come far?”
“From Rood Hall.”
“Oh, you be young Squire Leslie,”
said the farmer, more respectfully, and lifting his
hat.
“Yes, my name is Leslie. You know Rood,
then?”
“I was brought up on your father’s
land, sir. You may have heard of Farmer Bruce?”
Randal. “I remember,
when I was a little boy, a Mr. Bruce who rented, I
believe, the best part of our land, and who used to
bring us cakes when he called to see my father.
He is a relation of yours?”
Farmer Bruce. “He
was my uncle. He is dead now, poor man.”
Randal.-"Dead! I am grieved
to hear it. He was very kind to us children.
But it is long since he left my father’s farm.”
Farmer Bruce (apologetically). “I
am sure he was very sorry to go. But, you see,
he had an unexpected legacy ”
Randal. “And retired from business?”
Farmer Bruce. “No.
But, having capital, he could afford to pay a good
rent for a real good farm.”
Randal (bitterly). “All
capital seems to fly from the lands of Rood.
And whose farm did he take?”
Farmer Bruce. “He
took Hawleigh, under Squire Hazeldean. I rent
it now. We’ve laid out a power o’
money on it. But I don’t complain.
It pays well.”
Randal. “Would
the money have paid as well sunk on my father’s
land?”
Farmer Bruce. “Perhaps
it might, in the long run. But then, sir, we
wanted new premises, barns and cattlesheds,
and a deal more, which the landlord should
do; but it is not every landlord as can afford that.
Squire Hazeldean’s a rich man.”
Randal. “Ay!”
The road now became pretty good, and
the farmer put his horse into a brisk trot.
“But which way be you going,
sir? I don’t care for a few miles more or
less, if I can be of service.”
“I am going to Hazeldean,”
said Randal, rousing himself from a revery. “Don’t
let me take you out of your way.”
“O, Hawleigh Farm is on the
other side of the village, so it be quite my way,
sir.”
The farmer, then, who was really a
smart young fellow, one of that race which
the application of capital to land has produced, and
which, in point of education and refinement, are at
least on a par with the squires of a former generation, began
to talk about his handsome horse, about horses in
general, about hunting and coursing: he handled
all these subjects with spirit, yet with modesty.
Randal pulled his hat still lower down over his brows,
and did not interrupt him till they passed the Casino,
when, struck by the classic air of the place, and
catching a scent from the orange-trees, the boy asked
abruptly, “Whose house is that?”
“Oh, it belongs to Squire Hazeldean,
but it is let or lent to a foreign mounseer.
They say he is quite the gentleman, but uncommonly
poor.”
“Poor,” said Randal, turning
back to gaze on the trim garden, the neat terrace,
the pretty belvidere, and (the door of the house being
open) catching a glimpse of the painted hall within, “poor?
The place seems well kept. What do you call poor,
Mr. Bruce?”
The farmer laughed. “Well,
that’s a home question, sir. But I believe
the mounseer is as poor as a man can be who makes no
debts and does not actually starve.”
“As poor as my father?”
asked Randal, openly and abruptly.
“Lord, sir! your father be a
very rich man compared to him.” Randal
continued to gaze, and his mind’s eye conjured
up the contrast of his slovenly shabby home, with
all its neglected appurtenances. No trim garden
at Rood Hall, no scent from odorous orange blossoms.
Here poverty at least was elegant, there,
how squalid! He did not comprehend at how cheap
a rate the luxury of the Beautiful can be effected.
They now approached the extremity of the squire’s
park pales; and Randal, seeing a little gate, bade
the farmer stop his gig, and descended. The boy
plunged amidst the thick oak groves; the farmer went
his way blithely, and his mellow merry whistle came
to Randal’s moody ear as he glided quick under
the shadow of the trees.
He arrived at the Hall to find that
all the family were at church; and, according to the
patriarchal custom, the churchgoing family embraced
nearly all the servants. It was therefore an old
invalid housemaid who opened the door to him.
She was rather deaf, and seemed so stupid that Randal
did not ask leave to enter and wait for Frank’s
return. He therefore said briefly that he would
just stroll on the lawn, and call again when church
was over.
The old woman stared, and strove to
hear him; meanwhile Randal turned round abruptly,
and sauntered towards the garden side of the handsome
old house.
There was enough to attract any eye
in the smooth greensward of the spacious lawn, in
the numerous parterres of variegated flowers,
in the venerable grandeur of the two mighty cedars,
which threw their still shadows over the grass, and
in the picturesque building, with its projecting mullions
and heavy gables; yet I fear that it was with no poet’s
nor painter’s eye that this young old man gazed
on the scene before him.
He beheld the evidence of wealth and
the envy of wealth jaundiced his soul.
Folding his arms on his breast, he
stood a while, looking all around him, with closed
lips and lowering brow; then he walked slowly on, his
eyes fixed on the ground, and muttered to himself,
“The heir to this property is
little better than a dunce; and they tell me I have
talents and learning, and I have taken to my heart
the maxim, ‘Knowledge is power.’
And yet, with all my struggles, will knowledge ever
place me on the same level as that on which this dunce
is born? I don’t wonder that the poor should
hate the rich. But of all the poor, who should
hate the rich like the pauper gentleman? I suppose
Audley Egerton means me to come into parliament, and
be a Tory like himself? What! keep things as
they are! No; for me not even Democracy, unless
there first come Revolution. I understand the
cry of a Marat, ’More blood!’
Marat had lived as a poor man, and cultivated science in
the sight of a prince’s palace.”
He turned sharply round, and glared
vindictively on the poor old Hall, which, though a
very comfortable habitation, was certainly no palace;
and, with his arms still folded on his breast, he walked
backward, as if not to lose the view, nor the chain
of ideas it conjured up.
“But,” he continued to
soliloquize, “but of revolution there
is no chance. Yet the same wit and will that
would thrive in revolutions should thrive in this
commonplace life. Knowledge is power. Well,
then, shall I have no power to oust this blockhead?
Oust him what from? His father’s
halls? Well, but if he were dead, who would be
the heir of Hazeldean? Have I not heard my mother
say that I am as near in blood to this squire as any
one, if he had no children? Oh, but the boy’s
life is worth ten of mine! Oust him from what?
At least from the thoughts of his Uncle Egerton, an
uncle who has never even seen him! That, at least,
is more feasible. ‘Make my way in life,’
sayest thou, Audley Egerton? Ay, and
to the fortune thou hast robbed from my ancestors.
Simulation! simulation! Lord Bacon allows simulation.
Lord Bacon practised it, and ”
Here the soliloquy came to a sudden
end; for as, rapt in his thoughts, the boy had continued
to walk backwards, he had come to the verge where
the lawn slided off into the ditch of the ha-ha; and
just as he was fortifying himself by the precept and
practice of my Lord Bacon, the ground went from under
him, and slap into the ditch went Randal
Leslie!
It so happened that the squire, whose
active genius was always at some repair or improvement,
had been but a few days before widening and sloping
off the ditch just in that part, so that the earth
was fresh and damp, and not yet either turfed or flattened
down. Thus when Randal, recovering his first
surprise and shock, rose to his feet, he found his
clothes covered with mud; while the rudeness of the
fall was evinced by the fantastic and extraordinary
appearance of his hat, which, hollowed here, bulging
there, and crushed out of all recognition generally,
was as little like the hat of a decorous, hard-reading
young gentleman protege of the dignified
Mr. Audley Egerton as any hat picked out
of a kennel after some drunken brawl possibly could
be.
Randal was dizzy and stunned and bruised,
and it was some moments before he took heed of his
raiment. When he did so his spleen was greatly
aggravated. He was still boy enough not to like
the idea of presenting himself to the unknown squire
and the dandy Frank in such a trim: he resolved
incontinently to regain the lane and return home, without
accomplishing the object of his journey; and seeing
the footpath right before him, which led to a gate
that he conceived would admit him into the highway
sooner than the path by which he had come, he took
it at once.
It is surprising how little we human
creatures heed the warnings of our good genius.
I have no doubt that some benignant power had precipitated
Randal Leslie into the ditch, as a significant hint
of the fate of all who choose what is, nowadays; by
no means an uncommon step in the march of intellect, namely,
the walking backwards, in order to gratify a vindictive
view of one’s neighbour’s property!
I suspect that, before this century is out, many a
fine fellow will thus have found his ha-ha, and scrambled
out of the ditch with a much shabbier coat than he
had on when he fell into it. But Randal did not
thank his good genius for giving him a premonitory
tumble, and I never yet knew a man who did!
CHAPTER XI.
The squire was greatly ruffled at
breakfast that morning. He was too much of an
Englishman to bear insult patiently, and he considered
that he had been personally insulted in the outrage
offered to his recent donation to the parish.
His feelings, too, were hurt as well as his pride.
There was something so ungrateful in the whole thing,
just after he had taken so much pains, not only in
the resuscitation but the embellishment of the stocks.
It was not, however, so rare an occurrence for the
squire to be ruffled as to create any remark.
Riccabocca, indeed, as a stranger, and Mrs. Hazeldean,
as a wife, had the quick tact to perceive that the
host was glum and the husband snappish; but the one
was too discreet, and the other too sensible, to chafe
the new sore, whatever it might be, and shortly after
breakfast the squire retired into his study, and absented
himself from morning service. In his delightful
“Life of Oliver Goldsmith,” Mr. Forster
takes care to touch our hearts by introducing his
hero’s excuse for not entering the priesthood.
“He did not feel himself good enough.”
Thy Vicar of Wakefield, poor Goldsmith, was an excellent
substitute for thee; and Dr. Primrose, at least, will
be good enough for the world until Miss Jemima’s
fears are realized. Now, Squire Hazeldean had
a tenderness of conscience much less reasonable than
Goldsmith’s. There were occasionally days
in which he did not feel good enough I don’t
say for a priest, but even for one of the congregation, “days
in which,” said the squire in his own blunt
way, “as I have never in my life met a worse
devil than a devil of a temper, I’ll not carry
mine into the family pew. He sha’n’t
be growling out hypocritical responses from my poor
grandmother’s prayer-book.” So the
squire and his demon stayed at home. But the
demon was generally cast out before the day was over:
and on this occasion, when the bell rang for afternoon
service, it may be presumed that the squire had reasoned
or fretted himself into a proper state of mind; for
he was then seen sallying forth from the porch of his
hall, arm-in-arm with his wife, and at the head of
his household. The second service was (as is
commonly the case in rural districts) more numerously
attended than the first one; and it was our parson’s
wont to devote to this service his most effective
discourse.
Parson Dale, though a very fair scholar,
had neither the deep theology nor the archaeological
learning that distinguish the rising generation of
the clergy. I much doubt if he could have passed
what would now be called a creditable examination
in the Fathers; and as for all the nice formalities
in the rubric, he would never have been the man to
divide a congregation or puzzle a bishop. Neither
was Parson Dale very erudite in ecclesiastical architecture.
He did not much care whether all the details in the
church were purely Gothic or not; crockets and finials,
round arch and pointed arch, were matters, I fear,
on which he had never troubled his head.
But one secret Parson Dale did possess,
which is perhaps of equal importance with those subtler
mysteries, he knew how to fill his church!
Even at morning service no pews were empty, and at
evening service the church overflowed.
Parson Dale, too, may be considered
nowadays to hold but a mean idea of the spiritual
authority of the Church. He had never been known
to dispute on its exact bearing with the State, whether
it was incorporated with the State or above the State,
whether it was antecedent to the Papacy or formed
from the Papacy, etc. According to his favourite
maxim, “Quieta non movere,” ["Not
to disturb things that are quiet."] I have
no doubt that he would have thought that the less
discussion is provoked upon such matters the better
for both Church and laity. Nor had he ever been
known to regret the disuse of the ancient custom of
excommunication, nor any other diminution of the powers
of the priesthood, whether minatory or militant; yet
for all this, Parson Dale had a great notion of the
sacred privilege of a minister of the gospel, to
advise, to deter, to persuade, to reprove. And
it was for the evening service that he prepared those
sermons which may be called “sermons that preach
at you.” He preferred the evening for that
salutary discipline, not only because the congregation
was more numerous, but also because, being a shrewd
man in his own innocent way, he knew that people bear
better to be preached at after dinner than before;
that you arrive more insinuatingly at the heart when
the stomach is at peace. There was a genial kindness
in Parson Dale’s way of preaching at you.
It was done in so imperceptible, fatherly, a manner
that you never felt offended. He did it, too,
with so much art that nobody but your own guilty self
knew that you were the sinner he was exhorting.
Yet he did not spare rich nor poor: he preached
at the squire, and that great fat farmer, Mr. Bullock,
the churchwarden, as boldly as at Hodge the ploughman
and Scrub the hedger. As for Mr. Stirn, he had
preached at him more often than at any one in the
parish; but Stirn, though he had the sense to know
it, never had the grace to reform. There was,
too, in Parson Dale’s sermons something of that
boldness of illustration which would have been scholarly
if he had not made it familiar, and which is found
in the discourses of our elder divines. Like them,
he did not scruple now and then to introduce an anecdote
from history, or borrow an allusion from some non-scriptural
author, in order to enliven the attention of his audience,
or render an argument more plain. And the good
man had an object in this, a little distinct from,
though wholly subordinate to, the main purpose of
his discourse. He was a friend to knowledge, but
to knowledge accompanied by religion; and sometimes
his references to sources not within the ordinary reading
of his congregation would spirit up some farmer’s
son, with an evening’s leisure on his hands,
to ask the parson for further explanation, and so
to be lured on to a little solid or graceful instruction,
under a safe guide.
Now, on the present occasion, the
parson, who had always his eye and heart on his flock,
and who had seen with great grief the realization of
his fears at the revival of the stocks; seen that a
spirit of discontent was already at work amongst the
peasants, and that magisterial and inquisitorial designs
were darkening the natural benevolence of the squire, seen,
in short, the signs of a breach between classes, and
the precursors of the ever inflammable feud between
the rich and the poor, meditated nothing less than
a great Political Sermon, a sermon that
should extract from the roots of social truths a healing
virtue for the wound that lay sore, but latent, in
the breast of his parish of Hazeldean.
And thus ran
The political sermon of parson
Dale.
CHAPTER XII.
For every man shall bear his own
burden. Gal. v.
“Brethren! every man has his
burden. If God designed our lives to end at the
grave, may we not believe that He would have freed
an existence so brief from the cares and sorrows to
which, since the beginning of the world, mankind has
been subjected? Suppose that I am a kind father,
and have a child whom I dearly love, but I know by
a divine revelation that he will die at the age of
eight years, surely I should not vex his infancy by
needless preparations for the duties of life?
If I am a rich man, I should not send him from the
caresses of his mother to the stern discipline of
school. If I am a poor man, I should not take
him with me to hedge and dig, to scorch in the sun,
to freeze in the winter’s cold: why inflict
hardships on his childhood for the purpose of fitting
him for manhood, when I know that he is doomed not
to grow into man? But if, on the other hand,
I believe my child is reserved for a more durable
existence, then should I not, out of the very love
I bear to him, prepare his childhood for the struggle
of life, according to that station in which he is
born, giving many a toil, many a pain, to the infant,
in order to rear and strengthen him for his duties
as man? So it is with our Father that is in heaven.
Viewing this life as our infancy and the next as our
spiritual maturity, where ’in the ages to come
He may show the exceeding riches of His grace,’
it is in His tenderness, as in His wisdom; to permit
the toil and the pain which, in tasking the powers
and developing the virtue of the soul, prepare it for
’the earnest of our inheritance.’
Hence it is that every man has his burden. Brethren,
if you believe that God is good, yea, but as tender
as a human father, you will know that your troubles
in life are a proof that you are reared for an eternity.
But each man thinks his own burden the hardest to
bear: the poor-man groans under his poverty, the
rich man under the cares that multiply with wealth.
For so far from wealth freeing us from trouble, all
the wise men who have written in all ages have repeated,
with one voice, the words of the wisest, ’When
goods increase, they are increased that eat them:
and what good is there to the owners thereof, saving
the beholding of them with their eyes?’ And
this is literally true, my brethren: for, let
a man be as rich as was the great King Solomon himself,
unless he lock up all his gold in a chest, it must
go abroad to be divided amongst others; yea, though,
like Solomon, he make him great works, though
he build houses and plant vineyards, and make him
gardens and orchards, still the gold that
he spends feeds but the mouths he employs; and Solomon
himself could not eat with a better relish than the
poorest mason who builded the house, or the humblest
labourer who planted the vineyard. Therefore ’when
goods increase, they are increased that eat them.’
And this, my brethren, may teach us toleration and
compassion for the rich. We share their riches,
whether they will or not; we do not share their cares.
The profane history of our own country tells us that
a princess, destined to be the greatest queen that
ever sat on this throne, envied the milk-maid singing;
and a profane poet, whose wisdom was only less than
that of the inspired writers, represents the man who,
by force and wit, had risen to be a king
sighing for the sleep vouchsafed to the meanest of
his subjects, all bearing out the words
of the son of David, ’The sleep of the labouring
man is sweet, whether he eat little or much; but the
abundance of the rich will not suffer him to sleep.’
“Amongst my brethren now present
there is, doubtless, some one who has been poor, and
by honest industry has made himself comparatively rich.
Let his heart answer me while I speak: are not
the chief cares that now disturb him to be found in
the goods he hath acquired? Has he not both vexations
to his spirit and trials to his virtue, which he knew
not when he went forth to his labour, and took no
heed of the morrow? But it is right, my brethren,
that to every station there should be its care, to
every man his burden; for if the poor did not sometimes
so far feel poverty to be a burden as to desire to
better their condition, and (to use the language of
the world) ‘seek to rise in life,’ their
most valuable energies would never be aroused; and
we should not witness that spectacle, which is so
common in the land we live in, namely, the
successful struggle of manly labour against adverse
fortune, a struggle in which the triumph
of one gives hope to thousands. It is said that
necessity is the mother of invention; and the social
blessings which are now as common to us as air and
sunshine have come from that law of our nature which
makes us aspire towards indefinite improvement, enriches
each successive generation by the labours of the last,
and in free countries often lifts the child of the
labourer to a place amongst the rulers of the land.
Nay, if necessity is the mother of invention, poverty
is the creator of the arts. If there had been
no poverty, and no sense of poverty, where would have
been that which we call the wealth of a country?
Subtract from civilization all that has been produced
by the poor, and what remains? the state
of the savage. Where you now see labourer and
prince, you would see equality indeed, the
equality of wild men. No; not even equality there!
for there brute force becomes lordship, and woe to
the weak! Where you now see some in frieze, some
in purple, you would see nakedness in all. Where
stands the palace and the cot, you would behold but
mud huts and caves. As far as the peasant excels
the king among savages, so far does the society exalted
and enriched by the struggles of labour excel the
state in which Poverty feels no disparity, and Toil
sighs for no ease. On the other hand, if the
rich were perfectly contented with their wealth, their
hearts would become hardened in the sensual enjoyments
it procures. It is that feeling, by Divine Wisdom
implanted in the soul, that there is vanity and vexation
of spirit in the things of Mammon, which still leaves
the rich man sensitive to the instincts of Heaven,
and teaches him to seek for happiness in those beneficent
virtues which distribute his wealth to the profit
of others. If you could exclude the air from the
rays of the fire, the fire itself would soon languish
and die in the midst of its fuel; and so a man’s
joy in his wealth is kept alive by the air which it
warms; and if pent within itself, is extinguished.
“And this, my brethren, leads
me to another view of the vast subject opened to us
by the words of the apostle, ’Every man shall
bear his own burden.’ The worldly conditions
of life are unequal. Why are they unequal?
O my brethren, do you not perceive? Think you
that, if it had been better for our spiritual probation
that there should be neither great nor lowly, rich
nor poor, Providence would not so have ordered the
dispensations of the world, and so, by its mysterious
but merciful agencies, have influenced the framework
and foundations of society? But if from the remotest
period of human annals, and in all the numberless
experiments of government which the wit of man has
devised, still this inequality is ever found to exist,
may we not suspect that there is something in the
very principles of our nature to which that inequality
is necessary and essential? Ask why this inequality?
Why? as well ask why life is the sphere
of duty and the nursery of virtues! For if all
men were equal, if there were no suffering and no ease,
no poverty and no wealth, would you not sweep with
one blow the half, at least, of human virtues from
the world? If there were no penury and no pain,
what would become of fortitude; what of patience;
what of resignation? If there were no greatness
and no wealth, what would become of benevolence, of
charity, of the blessed human pity, of temperance in
the midst of luxury, of justice in the exercise of
power? Carry the question further; grant all
conditions the same, no reverse, no rise,
and no fall, nothing to hope for, nothing to fear, what
a moral death you would at once inflict upon all the
energies of the soul, and what a link between the
Heart of Man and the Providence of God would be snapped
asunder! If we could annihilate evil, we should
annihilate hope; and hope, my brethren, is the avenue
to faith. If there be ’a time to weep and
a time to laugh,’ it is that he who mourns may
turn to eternity for comfort, and he who rejoices
may bless God for the happy hour. Ah, my brethren,
were it possible to annihilate the inequalities of
human life, it would be the banishment of our worthiest
virtues, the torpor of our spiritual nature, the palsy
of our mental faculties. The moral world, like
the world without us, derives its health and its beauty
from diversity and contrast.
“‘Every man shall bear
his own burden.’ True; but now turn to an
earlier verse in the same chapter, ’Bear
ye one another’s burdens, and so fulfil the
law of Christ.’ Yes, while Heaven ordains
to each his peculiar suffering, it connects the family
of man into one household, by that feeling which,
more perhaps than any other, distinguishes us from
the brute creation, I mean the feeling to
which we give the name of sympathy, the
feeling for each other! The herd of deer shun
the stag that is marked by the gunner; the flock heedeth
not the sheep that creeps into the shade to die; but
man has sorrow and joy not in himself alone, but in
the joy and sorrow of those around him. He who
feels only for himself abjures his very nature as
man; for do we not say of one who has no tenderness
for mankind that he is inhuman; and do we not call
him who sorrows with the sorrowful humane?
“Now, brethren, that which especially
marked the divine mission of our Lord is the direct
appeal to this sympathy which distinguishes us from
the brute. He seizes, not upon some faculty of
genii given but to few, but upon that ready impulse
of heart which is given to us all; and in saying,
‘Love one another,’ ‘Bear ye one
another’s burdens,’ he elevates the most
delightful of our emotions into the most sacred of
His laws. The lawyer asks our Lord, ‘Who
is my neighbour?’ Our Lord replies by the parable
of the good Samaritan. The priest and the Levite
saw the wounded man that fell among the thieves and
passed by on the other side. That priest might
have been austere in his doctrine, that Levite might
have been learned in the law; but neither to the learning
of the Levite nor to the doctrine of the priest does
our Saviour even deign to allude. He cites but
the action of the Samaritan, and saith to the lawyer,
’Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was
neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
And he said, He that showed mercy unto him. Then
said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.’
“O shallowness of human judgments!
It was enough to be born a Samaritan in order to be
rejected by the priest, and despised by the Levite.
Yet now, what to us the priest and the Levite, of
God’s chosen race though they were? They
passed from the hearts of men when they passed the
sufferer by the wayside; while this loathed Samaritan,
half thrust from the pale of the Hebrew, becomes of
our family, of our kindred; a brother amongst the
brotherhood of Love, so long as Mercy and Affliction
shall meet in the common thoroughfare of Life!
“‘Bear ye one another’s
burdens and so fulfil the law of Christ.’
Think not, O my brethren, that this applies only to
almsgiving, to that relief of distress which is commonly
called charity, to the obvious duty of devoting from
our superfluities something that we scarcely miss to
the wants of a starving brother. No. I appeal
to the poorest amongst ye, if the worst burdens are
those of the body, if the kind word and
the tender thought have not often lightened your hearts
more than bread bestowed with a grudge, and charity
that humbles you by a frown. Sympathy is a beneficence
at the command of us all, yea, of the pauper
as of the king; and sympathy is Christ’s wealth.
Sympathy is brotherhood. The rich are told to
have charity for the poor, and the poor are enjoined
to respect their superiors. Good: I say not
to the contrary. But I say also to the poor,
’In your turn have charity for the rich;’
and I say to the rich, ‘In your turn respect
the poor.’
“‘Bear ye one another’s
burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.’
Thou, O poor man, envy not nor grudge thy brother his
larger portion of worldly goods. Believe that
he hath his sorrows and crosses like thyself, and
perhaps, as more delicately nurtured, he feels them
more; nay, hath he not temptations so great that our
Lord hath exclaimed, ’How hardly shall they
that have riches enter into the kingdom of heaven’?
And what are temptations but trials; what are trials
but perils and sorrows? Think not that you can
bestow no charity on the rich man, even while you
take your sustenance from his hands. A heathen
writer, often cited by the earliest preachers of the
gospel, hath truly said, ‘Wherever there is
room for a man there is place for a benefit.’
“And I ask any rich brother
amongst you, when he hath gone forth to survey his
barns and his granaries, his gardens and orchards,
if suddenly in the vain pride of his heart, he sees
the scowl on the brow of the labourer, if
he deems himself hated in the midst of his wealth,
if he feels that his least faults are treasured up
against him with the hardness of malice, and his plainest
benefits received with the ingratitude of envy, I
ask, I say, any rich man, whether straightway all
pleasure in his worldly possessions does not fade from
his heart, and whether he does not feel what a wealth
of gladness it is in the power of the poor man to
bestow! For all these things of Mammon pass away;
but there is in the smile of him whom we have served
a something that we may take with us into heaven.
If, then, ye bear one another’s burdens, they
who are poor will have mercy on the errors and compassion
for the griefs of the rich. To all men it was
said yes, to Lazarus as to Dives ’Judge
not, that ye be not judged.’ But think not,
O rich man, that we preach only to the poor.
If it be their duty not to grudge thee thy substance,
it is thine to do all that may sweeten their labour.
Remember that when our Lord said, ’How hardly
shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom
of heaven,’ He replied also to them who asked,
‘Who then can be saved?’ ’The things
which are impossible with men are possible with God,’
that is, man left to his own temptations would fail;
but, strengthened by God, he shall be saved. If
thy riches are the tests of thy trial, so may they
also be the instruments of thy virtues. Prove
by thy riches that thou art compassionate and tender,
temperate and benign, and thy riches themselves may
become the evidence at once of thy faith and of thy
works.
“We have constantly on our lips
the simple precept, ’Do unto others as you would
be done by.’ Why do we fail so often in
the practice? Because we neglect to cultivate
that sympathy which nature implants as an instinct,
and the Saviour exalts as a command. If thou wouldst
do unto thy neighbour as thou wouldst be done by,
ponder well how thy neighbour will regard the action
thou art about to do to him. Put thyself into
his place. If thou art strong and he is weak,
descend from thy strength and enter into his weakness;
lay aside thy burden for the while, and buckle on
his own; let thy sight see as through his eyes, thy
heart beat as in his bosom. Do this, and thou
wilt often confess that what had seemed just to thy
power will seem harsh to his weakness. For ’as
a zealous man hath not done his duty when he calls
his brother drunkard and beast,’ even so an
administrator of the law mistakes his object if he
writes on the grand column of society only warnings
that irritate the bold and terrify the timid; and
a man will be no more in love with law than with virtue,
‘if he be forced to it with rudeness and incivilities.’
If, then, ye would bear the burden of the lowly, O
ye great, feel not only for them, but with! Watch
that your pride does not chafe them, your power does
not wantonly gall. Your worldly inferior is of
the class from which the Apostles were chosen, amidst
which the Lord of Creation descended from a throne
above the seraphs.”
The parson here paused a moment, and
his eye glanced towards the pew near the pulpit, where
sat the magnate of Hazeldean. The squire was
leaning his chin thoughtfully on his hand, his brow
inclined downwards, and the natural glow of his complexion
much heightened.
“But,” resumed the parson,
softly, without turning to his book, and rather as
if prompted by the suggestion of the moment “but
he who has cultivated sympathy commits not these errors,
or, if committing them, hastens to retract. So
natural is sympathy to the good man that he obeys
it mechanically when he suffers his heart to be the
monitor of his conscience. In this sympathy,
behold the bond between rich and poor! By this
sympathy, whatever our varying worldly lots, they become
what they were meant to be, exercises for
the virtues more peculiar to each; and thus, if in
the body each man bear his own burden, yet in the fellowship
of the soul all have common relief in bearing the burdens
of each other. This is the law of Christ, fulfil
it, O my flock!”
Here the parson closed his sermon,
and the congregation bowed their heads.