What is here?
Gold?
Thus much of this will make
black white, foul fair.
Timon
of Athens.
Came there a certain lord,
neat, trimly drest,
Fresh as a bridegroom.
Henry
the Fourth.
I do not know the man I should
avoid
So soon as that spare Cassius!
He reads much. He is a great observer;
and he looks
Quite through the deeds of men.
Often he smiles; but smiles in such a sort,
As if he mocked himself or scorned his spirit,
That could be moved to smile at anything.
Julius
Cæsar.
The next day, late at noon, as Lucy
was sitting with her father, not as usual engaged
either in work or in reading, but seemingly quite idle,
with her pretty foot upon the squire’s gouty
stool, and eyes fixed on the carpet, while her hands
(never were hands so soft and so small as Lucy’s,
though they may have been eclipsed in whiteness) were
lightly clasped together and reposed listlessly on
her knees, the surgeon of the village abruptly
entered with a face full of news and horror. Old
Squire Brandon was one of those persons who always
hear news, whatever it may be, later than any of their
neighbours; and it was not till all the gossips of
the neighbourhood had picked the bone of the matter
quite bare, that he was now informed, through the
medium of Mr. Pillum, that Lord Mauleverer had on
the preceding night been stopped by three highwaymen
in his road to his country-seat, and robbed to a considerable
amount.
The fame of the worthy Dr. Slopperton’s
maladventure having long ere this been spread far
and wide, the whole neighbourhood was naturally thrown
into great consternation. Magistrates were sent
to, large dogs borrowed, blunderbusses cleaned, and
a subscription made throughout the parish for the
raising of a patrol. There seemed little doubt
but that the offenders in either case were members
of the same horde; and Mr. Pillum, in his own mind,
was perfectly convinced that they meant to encroach
upon his trade, and destroy all the surrounding householders
who were worth the trouble.
The next week passed in the most diligent
endeavours, on the part of the neighbouring magistrates
and yeomanry, to detect and seize the robbers; but
their labours were utterly fruitless; and one justice
of peace, who had been particularly active, was himself
entirely “cleaned out” by an old gentleman
who, under the name of Mr. Bagshot, rather
an ominous cognomen, offered to conduct
the unsuspicious magistrate to the very spot where
the miscreants might be seized. No sooner, however,
had he drawn the poor justice away from his comrades
into a lonely part of the road than he stripped him
to his shirt. He did not even leave his worship
his flannel drawers, though the weather was as bitter
as the dog-days of 1829.
“It is not my way,” said
the hoary ruffian, when the justice petitioned at
least for the latter article of attire, “’t
is not my way. I be ’s slow about my work,
but I does it thoroughly; so off with your rags, old
un.”
This was, however, the only additional
instance of aggression in the vicinity of Warlock
Manor-house; and by degrees, as the autumn declined,
and no further enormities were perpetrated, people
began to look out for a new topic of conversation.
This was afforded them by a piece of unexpected good
fortune to Lucy Brandon:
Mrs. Warner an old lady
to whom she was slightly related, and with whom she
had been residing during her brief and only visit to
London died suddenly, and in her will declared
Lucy to be her sole heiress. The property, which
was in the Funds, and which amounted to L60,000, was
to be enjoyed by Miss Brandon immediately on her attaining
her twenty-first year; meanwhile the executors to
the will were to pay to the young heiress the annual
sum of L600. The joy which this news created in
Warlock Manor-house may easily be conceived. The
squire projected improvements here, and repairs there;
and Lucy, poor girl, who had no idea of money for
herself, beyond the purchase of a new pony, or a gown
from London, seconded with affectionate pleasure all
her father’s suggestions, and delighted herself
with the reflection that those fine plans, which were
to make the Brandons greater than the Brandons
ever were before, were to be realized by her own,
own money! It was at this identical time that
the surrounding gentry made a simultaneous and grand
discovery, namely, of the astonishing merits
and great good-sense of Mr. Joseph Brandon. It
was a pity, they observed, that he was of so reserved
and shy a turn, it was not becoming in a
gentleman of so ancient a family; but why should they
not endeavour to draw him from his retirement into
those more public scenes which he was doubtless well
calculated to adorn?
Accordingly, as soon as the first
month of mourning had expired, several coaches,
chariots, chaises, and horses which had never
been seen at Warlock Manor-house before, arrived there
one after the other in the most friendly manner imaginable.
Their owners admired everything, the house
was such a fine relic of old times! for
their parts they liked an oak staircase! and
those nice old windows! and what a beautiful
peacock! and, Heaven save the mark! that
magnificent chestnut-tree was worth a forest!
Mr. Brandon was requested to make one of the county
hunt, not that he any longer hunted himself, but that
his name would give such consequence to the thing!
Miss Lucy must come to pass a week with her dear friends
the Honourable Misses Sansterre! Augustus, their
brother, had such a sweet lady’s horse!
In short, the customary change which takes place in
people’s characters after the acquisition of
a fortune took place in the characters of Mr. and
Miss Brandon; and when people become suddenly amiable,
it is no wonder that they should suddenly gain a vast
accession of friends.
But Lucy, though she had seen so little
of the world, was not quite blind; and the squire,
though rather obtuse, was not quite a fool. If
they were not rude to their new visitors, they were
by no means overpowered with gratitude at their condescension.
Mr. Brandon declined subscribing to the hunt, and
Miss Lucy laughed in the face of the Honourable Augustus
Sansterre. Among their new guests, however, was
one who to great knowledge of the world joined an
extreme and even brilliant polish of manners, which
at least prevented deceit from being disagreeable,
if not wholly from being unseen this was the new lieutenant
of the county, Lord Mauleverer.
Though possessed of an immense property
in that district, Lord Mauleverer had hitherto resided
but little on his estates. He was one of those
gay lords who are now somewhat uncommon in this country
after mature manhood is attained, who live an easy
and rakish life, rather among their parasites than
their equals, and who yet, by aid of an agreeable
manner, natural talents, and a certain graceful and
light cultivation of mind (not the less pleasant for
its being universally coloured with worldliness, and
an amusing rather than offensive regard for self),
never lose their legitimate station in society; who
are oracles in dress, équipages, cookery, and
beauty, and, having no character of their own, are
able to fix by a single word a character upon any
one else. Thus, while Mauleverer rather lived
the dissolute life of a young nobleman, who prefers
the company of agreeable demireps to that of wearisome
duchesses, than maintained the decorous state befitting
a mature age, and an immense interest in the country,
he was quite as popular at court, where he held a
situation in the household, as he was in the green-room,
where he enchanted every actress on the right side
of forty. A word from him in the legitimate quarters
of power went further than an harangue from another;
and even the prudes at least, all those
who had daughters confessed that his lordship
was a very interesting character. Like Brandon,
his familiar friend, he had risen in the world (from
the Irish baron to the English earl) without having
ever changed his politics, which were ultra-Tory; and
we need not observe that he was deemed, like Brandon,
a model of public integrity. He was possessed
of two places under government, six votes in the House
of Commons, and eight livings in the Church; and we
must add, in justice to his loyal and religious principles,
that there was not in the three kingdoms a firmer
friend to the existing establishments.
Whenever a nobleman does not marry,
people try to take away his character. Lord Mauleverer
had never married. The Whigs had been very bitter
on the subject; they even alluded to it in the House
of Commons, that chaste assembly, where
the never-failing subject of reproach against Mr.
Pitt was the not being of an amorous temperament;
but they had not hitherto prevailed against the stout
earl’s celibacy. It is true that if he
was devoid of a wife, he had secured to himself plenty
of substitutes; his profession was that of a man of
gallantry; and though he avoided the daughters, it
was only to make love to the mothers. But his
lordship had now attained a certain age, and it was
at last circulated among his friends that he intended
to look out for a Lady Mauleverer.
“Spare your caresses,”
said his toady-in-chief to a certain duchess, who
had three portionless daughters; “Mauleverer
has sworn that he will not choose among your order.
You know his high politics, and you will not wonder
at his declaring himself averse in matrimony as in
morals to a community of goods.”
The announcement of the earl’s
matrimonial design and the circulation of this anecdote
set all the clergymen’s daughters in England
on a blaze of expectation; and when Mauleverer came
to shire, upon obtaining the honour of the lieutenancy,
to visit his estates and court the friendship of his
neighbours, there was not an old-young lady of forty,
who worked in broad-stitch and had never been to London
above a week at a time, who did not deem herself exactly
the sort of person sure to fascinate his lordship.
It was late in the afternoon when
the travelling-chariot of this distinguished person,
preceded by two outriders, in the earl’s undress
livery of dark green, stopped at the hall door of Warlock
House. The squire was at home, actually and metaphorically;
for he never dreamed of denying himself to any one,
gentle or simple. The door of the carriage being
opened, there descended a small slight man, richly
dressed (for lace and silk vestments were not then
quite discarded, though gradually growing less the
mode), and of an air prepossessing and distinguished
rather than dignified. His years for
his countenance, though handsome, was deeply marked,
and evinced the tokens of dissipation seemed
more numerous than they really were; and though not
actually past middle age, Lord Mauleverer might fairly
have received the unpleasing epithet of elderly.
However, his step was firm, his gait upright, and his
figure was considerably more youthful than his physiognomy.
The first compliments of the day having passed, and
Lord Mauleverer having expressed his concern that
his long and frequent absence from the county had
hitherto prevented his making the acquaintance of Mr.
Brandon, the brother of one of his oldest and most
esteemed friends, conversation became on both sides
rather an effort. Mr. Brandon first introduced
the subject of the weather, and the turnips; inquired
whether his lordship was not very fond (for his part
he used to be, but lately the rheumatism had disabled
him; he hoped his lordship was not subject to that
complaint) of shooting!
Catching only the last words, for,
besides the awful complexity of the squire’s
sentences, Mauleverer was slightly affected by the
aristocratic complaint of deafness, the
earl answered, with a smile,
“The complaint of shooting!
Very good indeed, Mr. Brandon; it is seldom that I
have heard so witty a phrase. No, I am not in
the least troubled with that epidemic. It is
a disorder very prevalent in this county.”
“My lord!” said the squire,
rather puzzled; and then, observing that Mauleverer
did not continue, he thought it expedient to start
another subject.
“I was exceedingly grieved to
hear that your lordship, in travelling to Mauleverer
Park (that is a very ugly road across the waste land;
the roads in this country are in general pretty good, for
my own part, when I was a magistrate I was very strict
in that respect), was robbed. You have not yet,
I believe, detected (for my part, though I do not profess
to be much of a politician, I do think that in affairs
of robbery there is a great deal of remissness in
the ministers) the villains!”
“Our friend is disaffected!”
thought the lord-lieutenant, imagining that the last
opprobrious term was applied to the respectable personages
specified in the parenthesis. Bowing with a polished
smile to the squire, Mauleverer replied aloud, that
he was extremely sorry that their conduct (meaning
the ministers) did not meet with Mr. Brandon’s
approbation.
“Well,” thought the squire,
“that is playing the courtier with a vengeance! Meet
with my approbation!” said he, warmly; “how
could your lordship think me (for though I am none
of your saints, I am, I hope, a good Christian; an
excellent one, judging from your words, your lordship
must be!) so partial to crime!”
“I partial to crime!”
returned Mauleverer, thinking he had stumbled unawares
on some outrageous democrat, yet smiling as softly
as usual; “you judge me harshly, Mr. Brandon!
You must do me more justice, and you can only do that
by knowing me better.”
Whatever unlucky answer the squire
might otherwise have made was cut off by the entrance
of Lucy; and the earl, secretly delighted at the interruption,
rose to render her his homage, and to remind her of
the introduction he had formerly been so happy as
to obtain to her through the friendship of Mr. William
Brandon, a “friendship,” said
the gallant nobleman, “to which I have often
before been indebted, but which was never more agreeably
exerted on my behalf.”
Upon this Lucy, who though she had
been so painfully bashful during her meeting with
Mr. Clifford, felt no overpowering diffidence in the
presence of so much greater a person, replied laughingly,
and the earl rejoined by a second compliment.
Conversation was now no longer an effort; and Mauleverer,
the most consummate of epicures, whom even royalty
trembled to ask without preparation, on being invited
by the unconscious squire to partake of the family
dinner, eagerly accepted the invitation. It was
long since the knightly walls of Warlock had been
honoured by the presence of a guest so courtly.
The good squire heaped his plate with a profusion
of boiled beef; and while the poor earl was contemplating
in dismay the Alps upon Alps which he was expected
to devour, the gray-headed butler, anxious to serve
him with alacrity, whipped away the overloaded plate,
and presently returned it, yet more astoundingly surcharged
with an additional world of a composition of stony
colour and sudorific aspect, which, after examining
in mute attention for some moments, and carefully
removing as well as he was able to the extreme edge
of his plate, the earl discovered to be suet pudding.
“You eat nothing, my lord,”
cried the squire; “let me give you this
is more underdone;” holding between blade and
fork in middle air abhorrent fragment of scarlet,
shaking its gory locks, “another slice.”
Swift at the word dropped upon Mauleverer’s
plate the harpy finger and ruthless thumb of the gray-headed
butler. “Not a morsel more,” cried
the earl, struggling with the murderous domestic.
“My dear sir, excuse me; I assure you I have
never ate such a dinner before, never!”
“Nay, now!” quoth the
squire, expostulating, “you really (and this
air is so keen that your lordship should indulge your
appetite, if you follow the physician’s advice)
eat nothing!”
Again Mauleverer was at fault.
“The physicians are right, Mr.
Brandon,” said he, “very right, and I am
forced to live abstemiously; indeed I do not know whether,
if I were to exceed at your hospitable table, and
attack all that you would bestow upon me, I should
ever recover it. You would have to seek a new
lieutenant for your charming county, and on the tomb
of the last Mauleverer the hypocritical and unrelated
heir would inscribe, ’Died of the visitation
of Beef, John, Earl, etc.’”
Plain as the meaning of this speech
might have seemed to others, the squire only laughed
at the effeminate appetite of the speaker, and inclined
to think him an excellent fellow for jesting so good-humouredly
on his own physical infirmity. But Lucy had the
tact of her sex, and, taking pity on the earl’s
calamitous situation, though she certainly never guessed
at its extent, entered with so much grace and ease
into the conversation which he sought to establish
between them, that Mauleverer’s gentleman, who
had hitherto been pushed aside by the zeal of the
gray-headed butler, found an opportunity, when the
squire was laughing and the butler staring, to steal
away the overburdened plate unsuspected and unseen.
In spite, however, of these evils
of board and lodgement, Mauleverer was exceedingly
well pleased with his visit; nor did he terminate it
till the shades of night had begun to close, and the
distance from his own residence conspired with experience
to remind him that it was possible for a highwayman’s
audacity to attack the equipage even of Lord Mauleverer.
He then reluctantly re-entered his carriage, and, bidding
the postilions drive as fast as possible, wrapped himself
in his roquelaire, and divided his thoughts between
Lucy Brandon and the homard au gratin
with which he proposed to console him self immediately
on his return home. However, Fate, which mocks
our most cherished hopes, ordained that on arriving
at Mauleverer Park the owner should be suddenly afflicted
with a loss of appetite, a coldness in the limbs, a
pain in the chest, and various other ungracious symptoms
of portending malady. Lord Mauleverer went straight
to bed; he remained there for some days, and when
he recovered his physicians ordered him to Bath.
The Whig Methodists, who hated him, ascribed his illness
to Providence; and his lordship was firmly of opinion
that it should be ascribed to the beef and pudding.
However this be, there was an end, for the present,
to the hopes of young ladies of forty, and to the
intended festivities at Mauleverer Park.
“Good heavens!” said the
earl, as his carriage wheels turned from his gates,
“what a loss to country tradesmen may be occasioned
by a piece of underdone beef, especially if it be
boiled!”
About a fortnight had elapsed since
Mauleverer’s meteoric visit to Warlock House,
when the squire received from his brother the following
epistle:
My dear Joseph, You
know my numerous avocations, and, amid the press
of business which surrounds me, will, I am sure, forgive
me for being a very negligent and remiss correspondent.
Nevertheless, I assure you, no one can more
sincerely sympathize in that good fortune which
has befallen my charming niece, and of which your last
letter informed me, than I do. Pray give
my best love to her, and tell her how complacently
I look forward to the brilliant sensation she
will create, when her beauty is enthroned upon that
rank which, I am quite sure, it will one day
or other command.
You are not aware, perhaps, my dear
Joseph, that I have for some time been in a very
weak and declining state of health. The old
nervous complaint in my face has of late attacked
me grievously, and the anguish is sometimes so
great that I am scarcely able to bear it.
I believe the great demand which my profession makes
upon a frame of body never strong, and now beginning
prematurely to feel the infirmities of time,
is the real cause of my maladies. At last, however,
I must absolutely punish my pocket, and indulge my
inclinations by a short respite from toil.
The doctors sworn friends, you know,
to the lawyers, since they make common cause against
mankind have peremptorily ordered me to
lie by, and to try a short course of air, exercise,
social amusements, and the waters of Bath.
Fortunately this is vacation time, and I can afford
to lose a few weeks of emolument, in order, perhaps,
to secure many years of life. I purpose,
then, early next week, repairing to that melancholy
reservoir of the gay, where persons dance out of life
and are fiddled across the Styx. In a word,
I shall make one of the adventurers after health
who seek the goddess at King Bladud’s pump-
room. Will you and dear Lucy join me there?
I ask it of your friendship, and I am quite
sure that neither of you will shrink aghast at
the proposal of solacing your invalid relation.
At the same time that I am recovering health,
my pretty niece will be avenging Pluto, by consigning
to his dominions many a better and younger hero
in my stead. And it will be a double pleasure
to me to see all the hearts, etc. I
break off, for what can I say on that subject
which the little coquette does not anticipate?
It is high time that Lucy should see the world;
and though there are many at Bath,
above all places, to whom the heiress will be an object
of interested attentions, yet there are also
many in that crowded city by no means undeserving
her notice. What say you, dear Joseph?
But I know already: you will not refuse
to keep company with me in my little holiday;
and Lucy’s eyes are already sparkling at the
idea of new bonnets, Milsom Street, a thousand
adorers, and the pump-room.
Ever, dear Joseph, yours
affectionately,
WilliamBrandon.
P. S. I find that my friend Lord Mauleverer
is at Bath; I own that is an additional reason
to take me thither; by a letter from him, received
the other day, I see that he has paid you a visit,
and he now raves about his host and the heiress.
Ah, Miss Lucy, Miss Lucy! are you going to conquer
him whom all London has, for years more than
I care to tell (yet not many, for Mauleverer is still
young), assailed in vain? Answer me!
This letter created a considerable
excitement in Warlock House. The old squire was
extremely fond of his brother, and grieved to the heart
to find that he spoke so discouragingly of his health.
Nor did the squire for a moment hesitate at accepting
the proposal to join his distinguished relative at
Bath. Lucy also who had for her uncle,
possibly from his profuse yet not indelicate flattery,
a very great regard and interest, though she had seen
but little of him urged the squire to lose
no time in arranging matters for their departure, so
as to precede the barrister, and prepare everything
for his arrival. The father and daughter being
thus agreed, there was little occasion for delay;
an answer to the invalid’s letter was sent by
return of post, and on the fourth day from their receipt
of the said epistle, the good old squire, his daughter,
a country girl by way of abigail, the gray-headed
butler, and two or three live pets, of the size and
habits most convenient for travelling, were on their
way to a city which at that time was gayer at least,
if somewhat less splendid, than the metropolis.
On the second day of their arrival
at Bath, Brandon (as in future, to avoid confusion,
we shall call the younger brother, giving to the elder
his patriarchal title of squire) joined them.
He was a man seemingly rather fond
of parade, though at heart he disrelished and despised
it. He came to their lodging, which had not been
selected in the very best part of the town, in a carriage
and six, but attended only by one favourite servant.
They found him in better looks and
better spirits than they had anticipated. Few
persons, when he liked it, could be more agreeable
than William Brandon; but at times there mixed with
his conversation a bitter sarcasm, probably a habit
acquired in his profession, or an occasional tinge
of morose and haughty sadness, possibly the consequence
of his ill-health. Yet his disorder, which was
somewhat approaching to that painful affliction the
tic douloureux, though of fits more rare in occurrence
than those of that complaint ordinarily are, never
seemed even for an instant to operate upon his mood,
whatever that might be. That disease worked unseen;
not a muscle of his face appeared to quiver; the smile
never vanished from his mouth, the blandness of his
voice never grew faint as with pain, and, in the midst
of intense torture, his resolute and stern mind conquered
every external indication; nor could the most observant
stranger have noted the moment when the fit attacked
or released him. There was something inscrutable
about the man. You felt that you took his character
upon trust, and not on your own knowledge. The
acquaintance of years would have left you equally dark
as to his vices or his virtues. He varied often,
yet in each variation he was equally undiscoverable.
Was he performing a series of parts, or was it the
ordinary changes of a man’s true temperament
that you beheld in him? Commonly smooth, quiet,
attentive, flattering in social intercourse, he was
known in the senate and courts of law for a cold asperity,
and a caustic venom, scarcely rivalled
even in those arenas of contention. It seemed
as if the bitterer feelings he checked in private life,
he delighted to indulge in public. Yet even there
he gave not way to momentary petulance or gushing
passion; all seemed with him systematic sarcasm or
habitual sternness. He outraged no form of ceremonial
or of society. He stung, without appearing conscious
of the sting; and his antagonist writhed not more
beneath the torture of his satire than the crushing
contempt of his self-command. Cool, ready, armed
and defended on all points, sound in knowledge, unfailing
in observation, equally consummate in sophistry when
needed by himself, and instantaneous in detecting
sophistry in another; scorning no art, however painful;
begrudging no labour, however weighty; minute in detail,
yet not the less comprehending the whole subject in
a grasp, such was the legal and public
character William Brandon had established, and such
was the fame he joined to the unsullied purity of
his moral reputation. But to his friends he seemed
only the agreeable, clever, lively, and, if we may
use the phrase innocently, the worldly man, never
affecting a superior sanctity, or an over-anxiety
to forms, except upon great occasions; and rendering
his austerity of manners the more admired, because
he made it seem so unaccompanied by hypocrisy.
“Well,” said Brandon,
as he sat after dinner alone with his relations, and
had seen the eyes of his brother close in diurnal slumber,
“tell me, Miss Lucy, what you think of Lord
Mauleverer; do you find him agreeable?”
“Very; too much so, indeed!”
“Too much so! That is an
uncommon fault, Lucy, unless you mean to insinuate
that you find him too agreeable for your peace of mind.”
“Oh, no! there is little fear
of that. All that I meant to express was that
he seems to make it the sole business of his life to
be agreeable, and that one imagines he had gained
that end by the loss of certain qualities which one
would have liked better.”
“Umph! and what are they?”
“Truth, sincerity, independence, and honesty
of mind.”
“My dear Lucy, it has been the
professional study of my life to discover a man’s
character, especially so far as truth is concerned,
in as short a time as possible; but you excel me in
intuition, if you can tell whether there be sincerity
in a courtier’s character at the first interview
you have with him.”
“Nevertheless, I am sure of
my opinion,” said Lucy, laughing; “and
I will tell you one instance I observed among a hundred.
Lord Mauleverer is rather deaf, and he imagined, in
conversation, that my father said one thing it
was upon a very trifling subject, the speech of some
member of parliament [the lawyer smiled], when
in reality he meant to say another. Lord Mauleverer,
in the warmest manner in the world, chimed in with
him, appeared thoroughly of his opinion, applauded
his sentiments, and wished the whole country of his
mind. Suddenly my father spoke; Lord Mauleverer
bent down his ear, and found that the sentiments he
had so lauded were exactly those my father the least
favoured. No sooner did he make this discovery
than he wheeled round again, dexterously
and gracefully, I allow; condemned all that he had
before extolled, and extolled all that he had before
abused!”
“And is that all, Lucy?”
said Brandon, with a keener sneer on his lip than
the occasion warranted. “Why, that is what
every one does; only some more gravely than others.
Mauleverer in society, I at the bar, the minister
in parliament, friend to friend, lover to mistress,
mistress to lover, half of us are employed
in saying white is black, and the other half in swearing
that black is white. There is only one difference,
my pretty niece, between the clever man and the fool:
the fool says what is false while the colours stare
in his face and give him the lie; but the clever man
takes as it were a brush and literally turns the black
into white and the white into black before he makes
the assertion, which is then true. The fool changes,
and is a liar; the clever man makes the colours change,
and is a genius. But this is not for your young
years yet, Lucy.”
“But I can’t see the necessity
of seeming to agree with people,” said Lucy,
simply; “surely they would be just as well pleased
if you differed from them civilly and with respect?”
“No, Lucy,” said Brandon,
still sneering; “to be liked, it is not necessary
to be anything but compliant. Lie, cheat, make
every word a snare, and every act a forgery; but never
contradict. Agree with people, and they make
a couch for you in their hearts. You know the
story of Dante and the buffoon. Both were entertained
at the court of the vain pedant, who called himself
Prince Scaliger, the former poorly, the
latter sumptuously. ‘How comes it,’
said the buffoon to the poet, ’that I am so
rich and you so poor?’ ‘I shall be as rich
as you,’ was the stinging and true reply, ’whenever
I can find a patron as like myself as Prince Scaliger
is like you!’”
“Yet my birds,” said Lucy,
caressing the goldfinch, which nestled to her bosom,
“are not like me, and I love them. Nay,
I often think I could love those better who differ
from me the most. I feel it so in books, when,
for instance, I read a novel or a play; and you, uncle,
I like almost in proportion to my perceiving in myself
nothing in common with you.”
“Yes,” said Brandon, “you
have in common with me a love for old stories of Sir
Hugo and Sir Rupert, and all the other ‘Sirs’
of our mouldered and bygone race. So you shall
sing me the ballad about Sir John de Brandon, and
the dragon he slew in the Holy Land. We will adjourn
to the drawing-room, not to disturb your father.”
Lucy agreed, took her uncle’s
arm, repaired to the drawing-room, and seating herself
at the harpsichord, sang to an inspiriting yet somewhat
rude air the family ballad her uncle had demanded.
It would have been amusing to note
in the rigid face of the hardened and habitual man
of peace and parchments a certain enthusiasm which
ever and anon crossed his cheek, as the verses of
the ballad rested on some allusion to the knightly
House of Brandon and its old renown. It was an
early prejudice, breaking out despite of himself, a
flash of character, stricken from the hard fossil
in which it was imbedded. One would have supposed
that the silliest of all prides (for the pride of money,
though meaner, is less senseless), family pride, was
the last weakness which at that time the callous and
astute lawyer would have confessed, even to himself.
“Lucy,” said Brandon,
as the song ceased, and he gazed on his beautiful
niece with a certain pride in his aspect, “I
long to witness your first appearance in the world.
This lodging, my dear, is not fit But pardon
me! what I was about to say is this: your father
and yourself are here at my invitation, and in my
house you must dwell; you are my guests, not mine
host and hostess. I have therefore already directed
my servant to secure me a house and provide the necessary
establishment; and I make no doubt, as he is a quick
fellow, that within three days all will be ready.
You must then be the magnet of my abode, Lucy; and
meanwhile you must explain this to my brother, and for
you know his jealous hospitality obtain
his acquiescence.”
“But ” began Lucy.
“But me no buts,”
said Brandon, quickly, but with an affectionate tone
of wilfulness; “and now, as I feel very much
fatigued with my journey, you must allow me to seek
my own room.”
“I will conduct you to it myself,”
said Lucy, for she was anxious to show her father’s
brother the care and forethought which she had lavished
on her arrangements for his comfort. Brandon followed
her into an apartment which his eye knew at a glance
had been subjected to that female superintendence
which makes such uses from what men reject as insignificant;
and he thanked her with more than his usual amenity,
for the grace which had presided over, and the kindness
which had dictated her preparations. As soon
as he was left alone, he wheeled his armchair near
the clear, bright fire, and resting his face upon his
hand, in the attitude of a man who prepares himself
as it were for the indulgence of meditation, he muttered,
“Yes! these women are, first,
what Nature makes them, and that is good; next, what
use make them, and that is evil! Now, could I
persuade myself that we ought to be nice as to the
use we put these poor puppets to, I should shrink
from enforcing the destiny which I have marked for
this girl. But that is a pitiful consideration,
and he is but a silly player who loses his money for
the sake of preserving his counters. So the young
lady must go as another score to the fortunes of William
Brandon. After all, who suffers? Not she.
She will have wealth, rank, honour. I shall suffer,
to yield so pretty and pure a gem to the coronet of Faugh!
How I despise that dog; but how I could hate, crush,
mangle him, could I believe that he despised me!
Could he do so? Umph! No, I have resolved
myself that is impossible. Well, let me hope that
matrimonial point will be settled; and now let me consider
what next step I shall take for myself, myself,
ay, only myself! With me perishes the last male
of Brandon; but the light shall not go out under a
bushel.”
As he said this, the soliloquist sunk
into a more absorbed and silent revery, from which
he was disturbed by the entrance of his servant.
Brandon, who was never a dreamer save when alone, broke
at once from his reflections.
“You have obeyed my orders, Barlow?” said
he.
“Yes, sir,” answered the
domestic. “I have taken the best house yet
unoccupied; and when Mrs. Roberts [Brandon’s
housekeeper] arrives from London, everything will,
I trust, be exactly to your wishes.”
“Good! And you gave my note to Lord Mauleverer?”
“With my own hands, sir; his
lordship will await you at home all to-morrow.”
“Very well! and now, Barlow,
see that your room is within call [bells, though known,
were not common at that day], and give out that I am
gone to bed, and must not be disturbed. What’s
the hour?”
“Just on the stroke of ten, sir.”
“Place on that table my letter-case
and the inkstand. Look in, to help me to undress,
at half-past one; I shall go to bed at that hour.
And stay be sure, Barlow, that
my brother believes me retired for the night.
He does not know my habits, and will vex himself if
he thinks I sit up so late in my present state of
health.”
Drawing the table with its writing
appurtenances near to his master, the servant left
Brandon once more to his thoughts or his occupations.