There is a festival
where knights and dames,
And aught that wealth or lofty lineage
claims,
Appear.
’T is he, how
came he thence?
What doth he here?
Lara.
There are two charming situations
in life for a woman, one, the first freshness
of heiressship and beauty; the other, youthful widowhood,
with a large jointure. It was at least Lucy’s
fortune to enjoy the first. No sooner was she
fairly launched into the gay world than she became
the object of universal idolatry. Crowds followed
her wherever she moved nothing was talked of or dreamed
of, toasted or betted on, but Lucy Brandon; even her
simplicity, and utter ignorance of the arts of fine
life, enhanced the eclat of her reputation. Somehow
or other, young people of the gentler sex are rarely
ill-bred, even in their eccentricities; and there
is often a great deal of grace in inexperience.
Her uncle, who accompanied her everywhere, himself
no slight magnet of attraction, viewed her success
with a complacent triumph which he suffered no one
but her father or herself to detect. To the smooth
coolness of his manner, nothing would have seemed more
foreign than pride at the notice gained by a beauty,
or exultation at any favour won from the caprices
of fashion. As for the good old squire, one would
have imagined him far more the invalid than his brother.
He was scarcely ever seen; for though he went everywhere,
he was one of those persons who sink into a corner
the moment they enter a room. Whoever discovered
him in his retreat, held out their hands, and exclaimed,
“God bless me! you here! We have not seen
you for this age!” Now and then, if in a very
dark niche of the room a card-table had been placed,
the worthy gentleman toiled through an obscure rubber;
but more frequently he sat with his hands clasped
and his mouth open, counting the number of candles
in the room, or calculating “when that stupid
music would be over.”
Lord Mauleverer, though a polished
and courteous man, whose great object was necessarily
to ingratiate himself with the father of his intended
bride, had a horror of being bored, which surpassed
all other feelings in his mind. He could not
therefore persuade himself to submit to the melancholy
duty of listening to the squire’s “linked
speeches long drawn out.” He always glided
by the honest man’s station, seemingly in an
exceeding hurry, with a “Ah, my dear sir, how
do you do? How delighted I am to see you!
And your incomparable daughter? Oh, there she
is! Pardon me, dear sir, you see my
attraction.”
Lucy, indeed, who never forgot any
one (except herself occasionally), sought her father’s
retreat as often as she was able; but her engagements
were so incessant that she no sooner lost one partner
than she was claimed and carried off by another.
However, the squire bore his solitude with tolerable
cheerfulness, and always declared that “he was
very well amused; although balls and concerts were
necessarily a little dull to one who came from a fine
old place like Warlock Manor-house, and it was not
the same thing that pleased young ladies (for, to them,
that fiddling and giggling till two o’clock
in the morning might be a very pretty way of killing
time) and their papas!”
What considerably added to Lucy’s
celebrity was the marked notice and admiration of
a man so high in rank and ton as Lord Mauleverer.
That personage, who still retained much of a youthful
mind and temper, and who was in his nature more careless
than haughty, preserved little or no state in his
intercourse with the social revellers at Bath.
He cared not whither he went, so that he was in the
train of the young beauty; and the most fastidious
nobleman of the English court was seen in every second
and third rate set of a great watering-place, the
attendant, the flirt, and often the ridicule of the
daughter of an obscure and almost insignificant country
squire. Despite the honour of so distinguished
a lover, and despite all the novelties of her situation,
the pretty head of Lucy Brandon was as yet, however,
perfectly unturned; and as for her heart, the only
impression that it had ever received was made by that
wandering guest of the village rector, whom she had
never again seen, but who yet clung to her imagination,
invested not only with all the graces which in right
of a singularly handsome person he possessed, but
with those to which he never could advance a claim, more
dangerous to her peace, for the very circumstance
of their origin in her fancy, not his merits.
They had now been some little time
at Bath, and Brandon’s brief respite was pretty
nearly expired, when a public ball of uncommon and
manifold attraction was announced. It was to
be graced not only by the presence of all the surrounding
families, but also by that of royalty itself; it being
an acknowledged fact that people dance much better
and eat much more supper when any relation to a king
is present.
“I must stay for this ball,
Lucy,” said Brandon, who, after spending the
day with Lord Mauleverer, returned home in a mood more
than usually cheerful, “I must stay
for this one ball, Lucy, and witness your complete
triumph, even though it will be necessary to leave
you the very next morning.”
“So soon!” cried Lucy.
“So soon!” echoed the
uncle, with a smile. “How good you are to
speak thus to an old valetudinarian, whose company
must have fatigued you to death! Nay, no pretty
denials! But the great object of my visit to this
place is accomplished: I have seen you, I have
witnessed your debut in the great world, with, I may
say, more than a father’s exultation, and I
go back to my dry pursuits with the satisfaction of
thinking our old and withered genealogical tree has
put forth one blossom worthy of its freshest day.”
“Uncle!” said Lucy, reprovingly,
and holding up her taper finger with an arch smile,
mingling with a blush, in which the woman’s vanity
spoke, unknown to herself.
“And why that look, Lucy?” said Brandon.
“Because because well,
no matter! you have been bred to that trade in which,
as you say yourself, men tell untruths for others till
they lose all truth for themselves. But let us
talk of you, not me; are you really well enough to
leave us?”
Simple and even cool as the words
of Lucy’s question, when written, appear, in
her mouth they took so tender, so anxious a tone, that
Brandon, who had no friend nor wife nor child, nor
any one in his household in whom interest in his health
or welfare was a thing of course, and who was consequently
wholly unaccustomed to the accent of kindness, felt
himself of a sudden touched and stricken.
“Why, indeed, Lucy,” said
he, in a less artificial voice than that in which
he usually spoke, “I should like still to profit
by your cares, and forget my infirmities and pains
in your society; but I cannot: the tide of events,
like that of nature, waits not our pleasure!”
“But we may take our own time
for setting sail!” said Lucy.
“Ay, this comes of talking in
metaphor,” rejoined Brandon, smiling; “they
who begin it always get the worst of it. In plain
words, dear Lucy, I can give no more time to my own
ailments. A lawyer cannot play truant in term-time
without ”
“Losing a few guineas!” said Lucy, interrupting
him.
“Worse than that, his practice and
his name.”
“Better those than health and peace of mind.”
“Out on you, no!” said
Brandon, quickly, and almost fiercely. “We
waste all the greenness and pith of our life in striving
to gain a distinguished slavery; and when it is gained,
we must not think that an humble independence would
have been better. If we ever admit that thought,
what fools, what lavish fools, we have been! No!”
continued Brandon, after a momentary pause, and in
a tone milder and gayer, though not less characteristic
of the man’s stubbornness of will, “after
losing all youth’s enjoyments and manhood’s
leisure, in order that in age the mind, the all-conquering
mind, should break its way at last into the applauding
opinions of men, I should be an effeminate idler indeed,
did I suffer, so long as its jarring parts hold together,
or so long as I have the power to command its members,
this weak body to frustrate the labour of its better
and nobler portion, and command that which it is ordained
to serve.”
Lucy knew not while she listened,
half in fear, half in admiration, to her singular
relation, that at the very moment he thus spoke, his
disease was preying upon him in one of its most relentless
moods, without the power of wringing from him a single
outward token of his torture. But she wanted
nothing to increase her pity and affection for a man
who in consequence, perhaps, of his ordinary surface
of worldly and cold properties of temperament never
failed to leave an indelible impression on all who
had ever seen that temperament broken through by deeper
though often by more evil feelings.
“That depends on you and my father.”
“If on me, I answer yes,”
said Brandon. “I like hearing Mauleverer,
especially among persons who do not understand him.
There is a refined and subtle sarcasm running through
the commonplaces of his conversation, which cuts the
good fools, like the invisible sword in the fable,
that lopped off heads without occasioning the owners
any other sensation than a pleasing and self-complacent
titillation. How immeasurably superior he is
in manner and address to all we meet here! Does
it not strike you?”
“Yes no I
can’t say that it does exactly,” rejoined
Lucy.
“Is that confusion tender?” thought Brandon.
“In a word,” continued
Lucy, “Lord Mauleverer is one whom I think pleasing
without fascination, and amusing without brilliancy.
He is evidently accomplished in mind and graceful
in manner, and withal the most uninteresting person
I ever met.”
“Women have not often thought
so,” said Brandon. “I cannot believe
that they can think otherwise.”
A certain expression, partaking of
scorn, played over Brandon’s hard features.
It was a noticeable trait in him, that while he was
most anxious to impress Lucy with a favourable opinion
of Lord Mauleverer, he was never quite able to mask
a certain satisfaction at any jest at the earl’s
expense, or any opinion derogatory to his general character
for pleasing the opposite sex; and this satisfaction
was no sooner conceived than it was immediately combated
by the vexation he felt that Lucy did not seem to
share his own desire that she should become the wife
of the courtier. There appeared as if in that
respect there was a contest in his mind between interest
on one hand and private dislike or contempt on the
other.
“You judge women wrongly!”
said Brandon. “Ladies never know each other;
of all persons, Mauleverer is best calculated to win
them, and experience has proved my assertion.
The proudest lot I know for a woman would be the thorough
conquest of Lord Mauleverer; but it is impossible.
He may be gallant, but he will never be subdued.
He defies the whole female world, and with justice
and impunity. Enough of him. Sing to me,
dear Lucy.”
The time for the ball approached;
and Lucy, who was a charming girl and had nothing
of the angel about her, was sufficiently fond of gayety,
dancing, music, and admiration to feel her heart beat
high at the expectation of the event.
At last the day itself came.
Brandon dined alone with Mauleverer, having made the
arrangement that he, with the earl, was to join his
brother and niece at the ball. Mauleverer, who
hated state, except on great occasions, when no man
displayed it with a better grace, never suffered his
servants to wait at dinner when he was alone or with
one of his peculiar friends. The attendants remained
without, and were summoned at will by a bell laid
beside the host.
The conversation was unrestrained.
“I am perfectly certain, Brandon,”
said Mauleverer, “that if you were to live tolerably
well, you would soon get the better of your nervous
complaints. It is all poverty of blood, believe
me. Some more of the fins, eh? No!
Oh, hang your abstemiousness; it is d d
unfriendly to eat so little! Talking of fins
and friends, Heaven defend me from ever again forming
an intimacy with a pedantic epicure, especially if
he puns!”
“Why, what has a pedant to do with fins?”
“I will tell you, ah,
this madeira I suggested to Lord Dareville,
who affects the gourmand, what a capital thing a dish
all fins (turbot’s fins) might be made.
‘Capital!’ said he, in a rapture; ’dine
on it with me to-morrow.’ ‘Volontiers!’
said I. The next day, after indulging in a pleasing
revery all the morning as to the manner in which Dareville’s
cook, who is not without genius, would accomplish the
grand idea, I betook myself punctually to my engagement.
Would you believe it? When the cover was removed,
the sacrilegious dog of an Amphitryon had put into
the dish Cicero’s ‘De Finibus.’
‘There is a work all fins!’ said he.
“Atrocious jest!” exclaimed Brandon, solemnly.
“Was it not? Whenever the
gastronomists set up a religious inquisition, I trust
they will roast every impious rascal who treats the
divine mystery with levity. Pun upon cooking,
indeed! A propos of Dareville, he is to come
into the administration.”
“You astonish me!” said
Brandon. “I never heard that; I don’t
know him. He has very little power; has he any
talent?”
“Yes, a very great one, acquired,
though.”
“What is it?”
“A pretty wife!”
“My lord!” exclaimed Brandon, abruptly,
and half rising from his seat.
Mauleverer looked up hastily, and
on seeing the expression of his companion’s
face coloured deeply; there was a silence for some
moments.
“Tell me,” said Brandon,
indifferently, helping himself to vegetables, for
he seldom touched meat; and a more amusing contrast
can scarcely be conceived than that between the earnest
epicurism of Mauleverer and the careless contempt
of the sublime art manifested by his guest, “tell
me, you who necessarily know everything, whether the
government really is settled, whether you
are to have the garter, and I (mark the difference!)
the judgeship.”
“Why so, I imagine, it will
be arranged; namely, if you will consent to hang up
the rogues instead of living by the fools!”
“One may unite both!”
returned Brandon. “But I believe, in general,
it is vice versa; for we live by the rogues, and it
is only the fools we are able to hang up. You
ask me if I will take the judgeship. I would
not no, I would rather cut my hand off,”
and the lawyer spoke with great bitterness, “forsake
my present career, despite all the obstacles that
now encumber it, did I think that this miserable body
would suffer me for two years longer to pursue it.”
“You shock me!” said Mauleverer,
a little affected, but nevertheless applying the cayenne
to his cucumber with his usual unerring nicety of
tact, “you shock me; but you are considerably
better than you were.”
“It is not,” continued
Brandon, who was rather speaking to himself than to
his friend, “it is not that I am unable
to conquer the pain and to master the recreant nerves;
but I feel myself growing weaker and weaker beneath
the continual exertion of my remaining powers, and
I shall die before I have gained half my objects,
if I do not leave the labours which are literally
tearing me to pieces.”
“But,” said Lord Mauleverer,
who was the idlest of men, “the judgeship is
not an easy sinecure.”
“No; but there is less demand
on the mind in that station than in my present one;”
and Brandon paused before he continued. “Candidly,
Mauleverer, you do not think they will deceive me, you
do not think they mean to leave me to this political
death without writing ‘Resurgam’ over
the hatchment?”
“They dare not!” said
Mauleverer, quaffing his fourth glass of madeira.
“Well, I have decided on my
change of life,” said the lawyer, with a slight
sigh.
“So have I on my change of opinion,”
chimed in the earl. “I will tell you what
opinions seem to me like.”
“What?” said Brandon, abstractedly.
“Trees!” answered Mauleverer,
quaintly. “If they can be made serviceable
by standing, don’t part with a stick; but when
they are of that growth that sells well, or whenever
they shut out a fine prospect, cut them down, and
pack them off by all manner of means! And
now for the second course.”
“I wonder,” said the earl,
when our political worthies were again alone, “whether
there ever existed a minister who cared three straws
for the people; many care for their party, but as
for the country ”
“It is all fiddlestick!”
added the lawyer, with more significance than grace.
“Right; it is all fiddlestick,
as you tersely express it. King, Constitution,
and Church, forever! which, being interpreted, means,
first, King or Crown influence, judgeships, and garters;
secondly, Constitution, or fees to the lawyer, places
to the statesman, laws for the rich, and Game Laws
for the poor; thirdly, Church, or livings for our
younger sons, and starvings for their curates!”
“Ha, ha!” said Brandon,
laughing sardonically; “we know human nature!”
“And how it may be gulled!”
quoth the courtier. “Here’s a health
to your niece; and may it not be long before you hail
her as your friend’s bride!”
“Bride, et cetera,”
said Brandon, with a sneer meant only for his own
satisfaction. “But mark me, my dear lord,
do not be too sure of her. She is a singular
girl, and of more independence than the generality
of women. She will not think of your rank and
station in estimating you; she will think only of
their owner; and pardon me if I suggest to you, who
know the sex so well, one plan that it may not be unadvisable
for you to pursue. Don’t let her fancy you
entirely hers; rouse her jealousy, pique her pride,
let her think you unconquerable, and unless she is
unlike all women, she will want to conquer you.”
The earl smiled. “I must
take my chance!” said he, with a confident tone.
“The hoary coxcomb!” muttered
Brandon, between his teeth; “now will his folly
spoil all.”
“And that reminds me,”
continued Mauleverer, “that time wanes, and
dinner is not over; let us not hurry, but let us be
silent, to enjoy the more. These truffles in
champagne, do taste them; they would raise
the dead.”
The lawyer smiled, and accepted the
kindness, though he left the delicacy untouched; and
Mauleverer, whose soul was in his plate, saw not the
heartless rejection.
Meanwhile the youthful beauty had
already entered the theatre of pleasure, and was now
seated with the squire at the upper end of the half-filled
ball-room.
A gay lady of the fashion at that
time, and of that half and half rank to which belonged
the aristocracy of Bath, one of those curious
persons we meet with in the admirable novels of Miss
Burney, as appertaining to the order of fine ladies, made
the trio with our heiress and her father, and pointed
out to them by name the various characters that entered
the apartments. She was still in the full tide
of scandal, when an unusual sensation was visible
in the environs of the door; three strangers of marked
mien, gay dress, and an air which, though differing
in each, was in all alike remarkable for a sort of
“dashing” assurance, made their entree.
One was of uncommon height, and possessed of an exceedingly
fine head of hair; another was of a more quiet and
unpretending aspect, but nevertheless he wore upon
his face a supercilious yet not ill-humoured expression;
the third was many years younger than his companions,
strikingly handsome in face and figure, altogether
of a better taste in dress, and possessing a manner
that, though it had equal ease, was not equally noticeable
for impudence and swagger.
“Who can those be?” said
Lucy’s female friend, in a wondering tone.
“I never saw them before, they must
be great people, they have all the airs
of persons of quality! Dear, how odd that I should
not know them!”
While the good lady, who, like all
good ladies of that stamp, thought people of quality
had airs, was thus lamenting her ignorance of the
new-comers, a general whisper of a similar import was
already circulating round the room, “Who are
they?” and the universal answer was, “Can’t
tell, never saw them before!”
Our strangers seemed by no means displeased
with the evident and immediate impression they had
made. They stood in the most conspicuous part
of the room, enjoying among themselves a low conversation,
frequently broken by fits of laughter, tokens,
we need not add, of their supereminently good breeding.
The handsome figure of the youngest stranger, and
the simple and seemingly unconscious grace of his
attitudes were not, however, unworthy of the admiration
he excited; and even his laughter, rude as it really
was, displayed so dazzling a set of teeth, and was
accompanied by such brilliant eyes, that before he
had been ten minutes in the room there was scarcely
a young lady under thirty-nine not disposed to fall
in love with him.
Apparently heedless of the various
remarks which reached their ears, our strangers, after
they had from their station sufficiently surveyed the
beauties of the ball, strolled arm-in-arm through the
rooms. Having sauntered through the ball and
card rooms, they passed the door that led to the entrance
passage, and gazed, with other loiterers, upon the
new-comers ascending the stairs. Here the two
younger strangers renewed their whispered conversation,
while the eldest, who was also the tallest one, carelessly
leaning against the wall, employed himself for a few
moments in thrusting his fingers through his hair.
In finishing this occupation, the peculiar state of
his rules forced itself upon the observation of our
gentleman, who, after gazing for some moments on an
envious rent in the right ruffle, muttered some indistinct
words, like “the cock of that confounded pistol,”
and then tucked up the mutilated ornament with a peculiarly
nimble motion of the fingers of his left hand; the
next moment, diverted by a new care, the stranger applied
his digital members to the arranging and caressing
of a remarkably splendid brooch, set in the bosom
of a shirt the rude texture of which formed a singular
contrast with the magnificence of the embellishment
and the fineness of the one ruffle suffered by our
modern Hyperion to make its appearance beneath his
cinnamon-coloured coatsleeve. These little personal
arrangements completed, and a dazzling snuff-box released
from the confinement of a side-pocket, tapped thrice,
and lightened of two pinches of its titillating luxury,
the stranger now, with the guardian eye of friendship,
directed a searching glance to the dress of his friends.
There all appeared meet for his strictest scrutiny,
save, indeed, that the supercilious-looking stranger
having just drawn forth his gloves, the lining of
his coat-pocket which was rather soiled into the bargain had
not returned to its internal station; the tall stranger,
seeing this little inelegance, kindly thrust three
fingers with a sudden and light dive into his friend’s
pocket, and effectually repulsed the forwardness of
the intrusive lining. The supercilious stranger
no sooner felt the touch than he started back, and
whispered to his officious companion,
“What! among friends, Ned!
Fie now; curb the nature of thee for one night at
least.”
Before he of the flowing locks had
time to answer, the master of the ceremonies, who
had for the last three minutes been eying the strangers
through his glass, stepped forward with a sliding bow;
and the handsome gentleman, taking upon himself the
superiority and precedence over his comrades, was
the first to return the courtesy. He did this
with so good a grace and so pleasing an expression
of countenance that the censor of bows was charmed
at once, and with a second and more profound salutation
announced himself and his office. “You would
like to dance probably, gentlemen?” he asked,
glancing at each, but directing his words to the one
who had prepossessed him.
“You are very good,” said
the comely stranger; “and, for my part, I shall
be extremely indebted to you for the exercise of your
powers in my behalf. Allow me to return with
you to the ball-room, and I can there point out to
you the objects of my especial admiration.”
The master of the ceremonies bowed
as before, and he and his new acquaintance strolled
into the ball-room, followed by the two comrades of
the latter.
“Have you been long in Bath,
sir?” inquired the monarch of the rooms.
“No, indeed! we only arrived this evening.”
“From London?”
“No; we made a little tour across the country.”
“Ah! very pleasant, this fine weather.”
“Yes; especially in the evenings.”
“Oho! romantic!” thought
the man of balls, as he rejoined aloud, “Why,
the nights are agreeable, and the moon is particularly
favourable to us.”
“Not always!” quoth the stranger.
“True, true, the night before
last was dark; but, in general, surely the moon has
been very bright.”
The stranger was about to answer,
but checked himself, and simply bowed his head as
in assent.
“I wonder who they are!”
thought the master of the ceremonies. “Pray,
sir,” said he, in a low tone, “is that
gentle man, that tall gentleman, any way related to
Lord ----------? I cannot but think I see a family
likeness.”
“Not in the least related to
his lordship,” answered the stranger; “but
he is of a family that have made a noise in the world;
though he, as well as my other friend, is merely a
commoner!” laying a stress on the last word.
“I agree with you, sir,”
answered the stranger, with another. “But,
heavens!” and the stranger started;
for at that moment his eye caught for the first time,
at the far end of the room, the youthful and brilliant
countenance of Lucy Brandon, “do I
see rightly, or is that Miss Brandon?”
“Umph!” said the stranger,
rather shortly and uncourteously. “No!
Perhaps you had better present me!”
“By what name shall I have that
honour, sir?” discreetly inquired the nomenclator.
“Clifford!” answered the
stranger; “Captain Clifford!” Upon this
the prim master of the ceremonies, threading his path
through the now fast-filling room, approached towards
Lucy to obey Mr. Clifford’s request. Meanwhile
that gentleman, before he followed the steps of the
tutelary spirit of the place, paused and said to his
friends, in a tone careless yet not without command,
“Hark ye, gentlemen; oblige me by being as civil
and silent as ye are able; and don’t thrust yourselves
upon me, as you are accustomed to do, whenever you
see no opportunity of indulging me with that honour
with the least show of propriety!” So saying,
and waiting no reply, Mr. Clifford hastened after the
master of the ceremonies.
“Our friend grows mighty imperious!”
said Long Ned, whom our readers have already recognized
in the tall stranger.
“’T is the way with your
rising geniuses,” answered the moralizing Augustus
Tomlinson. “Suppose we go to the cardroom
and get up a rubber!”
“Well thought of,” said
Ned, yawning, a thing he was very apt to
do in society; “and I wish nothing worse to
those who try our rubbers than that they may be well
cleaned by them.” Upon this witticism the
Colossus of Roads, glancing towards the glass, strutted
off, arm-in-arm with his companion, to the card-room.
During this short conversation the
re-introduction of Mr. Clifford (the stranger of the
Rectory and deliverer of Dr. Slopperton) to Lucy Brandon
had been effected, and the hand of the heiress was
already engaged, according to the custom of that time,
for the two ensuing dances.
It was about twenty minutes after
the above presentation had taken place that Lord Mauleverer
and William Brandon entered the rooms; and the buzz
created by the appearance of the noted peer and the
distinguished lawyer had scarcely subsided, before
the royal personage expected to grace the “festive
scene” (as the newspapers say of a great room
with plenty of miserable-looking people in it) arrived.
The most attractive persons in Europe may be found
among the royal family of England, and the great personage
then at Bath, in consequence of certain political intrigues,
wished, at that time especially, to make himself as
popular as possible. Having gone the round of
the old ladies, and assured them, as the “Court
Journal” assures the old ladies at this day,
that they were “morning stars” and “swan-like
wonders,” the prince espied Brandon, and immediately
beckoned to him with a familiar gesture. The smooth
but saturnine lawyer approached the royal presence
with the manner that peculiarly distinguished him,
and which blended in no ungraceful mixture a species
of stiffness that passed with the crowd for native
independence, with a supple insinuation that was usually
deemed the token of latent benevolence of heart.
There was something, indeed, in Brandon’s address
that always pleased the great; and they liked him
the better because, though he stood on no idle political
points, mere differences in the view taken of a hairbreadth, such
as a corn-law or a Catholic bill, alteration in the
Church or a reform in parliament, yet he
invariably talked so like a man of honour (except when
with Mauleverer) that his urbanity seemed attachment
to individuals, and his concessions to power sacrifices
of private opinion for the sake of obliging his friends.
“I am very glad indeed,”
said the royal personage, “to see Mr. Brandon
looking so much better. Never was the crown in
greater want of his services; and if rumour speak
true, they will soon be required in another department
of his profession.”
Brandon bowed, and answered,
“So please your royal highness,
they will always be at the command of a king from
whore I have experienced such kindness, in any capacity
for which his Majesty may deem them fitting.”
“It is true, then!” said
his royal highness, significantly. “I congratulate
you! The quiet dignity of the bench must seem
to you a great change after a career so busy and restless.”
“I fear I shall feel it so at
first, your royal highness,” answered Brandon,
“for I like even the toil of my profession; and
at this moment, when I am in full practice, it more
than ever But” (checking himself at
once) “his Majesty’s wishes, and my satisfaction
in complying with them, are more than sufficient to
remove any momentary regret I might otherwise have
felt in quitting those toils which have now become
to me a second nature.”
“It is possible,” rejoined
the prince, “that his Majesty took into consideration
the delicate state of health which, in common with
the whole public, I grieve to see the papers have
attributed to one of the most distinguished ornaments
of the bar.”
“So please your royal highness,”
answered Brandon, coolly, and with a smile which the
most piercing eye could not have believed the mask
to the agony then gnawing at his nerves, “it
is the interest of my rivals to exaggerate the little
ailments of a weak constitution. I thank Providence
that I am now entirely recovered; and at no time of
my life have I been less unable to discharge so
far as my native and mental, incapacities will allow the
duties of any occupation, however arduous. Nay,
as the brute grows accustomed to the mill, so have
I grown wedded to business; and even the brief relaxation
I have now allowed myself seems to me rather irksome
than pleasurable.”
“I rejoice to hear you speak
thus,” answered his royal highness, warmly;
“and I trust for many years, and,” added
he, in a lower tone, “in the highest chamber
of the senate, that we may profit by your talents.
The times are those in which many occasions occur that
oblige all true friends of the Constitution to quit
minor employment for that great constitutional one
that concerns us all, the highest and the meanest;
and” (the royal voice sank still lower) “I
feel justified in assuring you that the office of
chief-justice alone is not considered by his Majesty
as a sufficient reward for your generous sacrifice
of present ambition to the difficulties of government.”
Brandon’s proud heart swelled,
and that moment the veriest pains of hell would scarcely
have been felt.
While the aspiring schemer was thus
agreeably engaged, Mauleverer, sliding through the
crowd with that grace which charmed every one, old
and young, and addressing to all he knew some lively
or affectionate remark, made his way to the dancers,
among whom he had just caught a glimpse of Lucy.
“I wonder,” he thought, “whom she
is dancing with. I hope it is that ridiculous
fellow, Mossop, who tells a good story against himself;
or that handsome ass, Belmont, who looks at his own
legs, instead of seeming to have eyes for no one but
his partner. Ah! if Tarquin had but known women
as well as I do, he would have had no reason to be
rough with Lucretia. ’T is a thousand pities
that experience comes, in women as in the world, just
when it begins to be no longer of use to us!”
As he made these moral reflections,
Mauleverer gained the dancers, and beheld Lucy listening,
with downcast eyes and cheeks that evidently blushed,
to a young man whom Mauleverer acknowledged at once
to be one of the best-looking fellows he had ever
seen. The stranger’s countenance, despite
an extreme darkness of complexion, was, to be sure,
from the great regularity of the features, rather effeminate;
but, on the other hand, his figure, though slender
and graceful, betrayed to an experienced eye an extraordinary
proportion of sinew and muscle; and even the dash
of effeminacy in the countenance was accompanied by
so manly and frank an air, and was so perfectly free
from all coxcombry or self-conceit, that it did not
in the least decrease the prepossessing effect of
his appearance. An angry and bitter pang shot
across that portion of Mauleverer’s frame which
the earl thought fit, for want of another name, to
call his heart. “How cursedly pleased she
looks!” muttered he. “By Heaven!
that stolen glance under the left eyelid, dropped
as suddenly as it is raised; and he ha!
how firmly he holds that little hand! I think
I see him paddle with it; and then the dog’s
earnest, intent look, and she all blushes,
though she dare not look up to meet his gaze, feeling
it by intuition. Oh, the demure, modest, shamefaced
hypocrite! How silent she is! She can prate
enough to me! I would give my promised garter
if she would but talk to him. Talk, talk, laugh,
prattle, only simper, in God’s name, and I shall
be happy. But that bashful, blushing silence, it
is insupportable. Thank Heaven, the dance is
over! Thank Heaven, again! I have not felt
such pains since the last nightmare I had after dining
with her father!”
With a face all smiles, but with a
mien in which more dignity than he ordinarily assumed
was worn, Mauleverer now moved towards Lucy, who was
leaning on her partner’s arm. The earl,
who had ample tact where his consummate selfishness
did not warp it, knew well how to act the lover, without
running ridiculously into the folly of seeming to play
the hoary dangler. He sought rather to be lively
than sentimental; and beneath the wit to conceal the
suitor.
Having paid, then, with a careless
gallantry his first compliments, he entered into so
animated a conversation, interspersed with so many
naïve yet palpably just observations on the characters
present, that perhaps he had never appeared to more
brilliant advantage. At length, as the music
was about to recommence, Mauleverer, with a careless
glance at Lucy’s partner, said, “Will
Miss Brandon now allow me the agreeable duty of conducting
her to her father?”
“I believe,” answered
Lucy, and her voice suddenly became timid, “that,
according to the laws of the rooms, I am engaged to
this gentleman for another dance.”
Clifford, in an assured and easy tone, replied in
assent.
As he spoke. Mauleverer honoured
him with a more accurate survey than he had hitherto
bestowed on him; and whether or not there was any
expression of contempt or superciliousness in the survey,
it was sufficient to call up the indignant blood to
Clifford’s cheek. Returning the look with
interest, he said to Lucy, “I believe, Miss Brandon,
that the dance is about to begin;” and Lucy,
obeying the hint, left the aristocratic Mauleverer
to his own meditations.
At that moment the master of the ceremonies
came bowing by, half afraid to address so great a
person as Mauleverer, but willing to show his respect
by the profoundness of his salutation.
“It is let me see-oh!
it is a Captain Clifford, my lord! a very fine young
man, my lord! Has your lordship never met him?”
“Never! Who is he?
One under your more especial patronage?” said
the earl, smiling.
“Nay, indeed!” answered
the master of the ceremonies, with a simper of gratification;
“I scarcely know who he is yet; the captain only
made his appearance here to-night for the first time.
He came with two other gentlemen, ah! there
they are!” and he pointed the earl’s scrutinizing
attention to the elegant forms of Mr. Augustus Tomlinson
and Mr. Ned Pepper, just emerging from the card-rooms.
The swagger of the latter gentleman was so peculiarly
important that Mauleverer, angry as he was, could
scarcely help laughing. The master of the ceremonies
noted the earl’s countenance, and remarked that
“that fine-looking man seemed disposed to give
himself airs.”
“Judging from the gentleman’s
appearance,” said the earl, dryly (Ned’s
face, to say truth, did betoken his affection for the
bottle), “I should imagine that he was much
more accustomed to give himself thorough draughts!”
“Ah!” renewed the arbiter
elegantiarum, who had not heard Mauleverer’s
observation, which was uttered in a very low voice, “ah!
they seem real dashers!”
“Dashers!” repeated Mauleverer;
“true, haberdashers!” Long Ned now, having
in the way of his profession acquitted himself tolerably
well at the card-table, thought he had purchased the
right to parade himself through the rooms, and show
the ladies what stuff a Pepper could be made of.
Leaning with his left hand on Tomlinson’s
arm, and employing the right in fanning himself furiously
with his huge chapeau bras, the lengthy adventurer
stalked slowly along, now setting out one leg jauntily,
now the other, and ogling “the ladies”
with a kind of Irish look, namely, a look
between a wink and a stare.
Released from the presence of Clifford,
who kept a certain check on his companions, the apparition
of Ned became glaringly conspicuous; and wherever
he passed, a universal whisper succeeded.
“Who can he be?” said
the widow Matemore. “’T is a droll creature;
but what a head of hair!”
“For my part,” answered
the spinster Sneerall, “I think he is a linen-draper
in disguise; for I heard him talk to his companion
of ‘tape.’”
“Well, well,” thought
Mauleverer, “it would be but kind to seek out
Brandon, and hint to him in what company his niece
seems to have fallen!” And so thinking, he glided
to the corner where, with a gray-headed old politician,
the astute lawyer was conning the affairs of Europe.
In the interim the second dance had
ended, and Clifford was conducting Lucy to her seat,
each charmed with the other, when he found himself
abruptly tapped on the back, and turning round in alarm, for
such taps were not unfamiliar to him, he
saw the cool countenance of Long Ned, with one finger
sagaciously laid beside the nose.
“How now?” said Clifford,
between his ground teeth; “did I not tell thee
to put that huge bulk of thine as far from me as possible?”
“Humph!” granted Ned;
“if these are my thanks, I may as well keep my
kindness to myself; but know you, my kid, that Lawyer
Brandon is here, peering through the crowd at this
very moment, in order to catch a glimpse of that woman’s
face of thine.”
“Ha!” answered Clifford,
in a very quick tone; “begone, then! I will
meet you without the rooms immediately.”
Clifford now turned to his partner, and bowing very
low, in reality to hide his face from those sharp
eyes which had once seen it in the court of Justice
Burnflat, said: “I trust, madam, I shall
have the honour to meet you again. Is it, if
I may be allowed to ask, with your celebrated uncle
that you are staying, or ”
“With my father,” answered
Lucy, concluding the sentence Clifford had left unfinished;
“but my uncle has been with us, though I fear
he leaves us to-morrow.”
Clifford’s eyes sparkled; he
made no answer, but bowing again, receded into the
crowd and disappeared. Several times that night
did the brightest eyes in Somersetshire rove anxiously
round the rooms in search of our hero; but he was
seen no more.
It was on the stairs that Clifford
encountered his comrades; taking an arm of each, he
gained the door without any adventure worth noting,
save that, being kept back by the crowd for a few
moments, the moralizing Augustus Tomlinson, who honoured
the moderate Whigs by enrolling himself among their
number, took up, pour passer lé temps, a
tall gold-headed cane, and weighing it across his
finger with a musing air, said, “Alas! among
our supporters we often meet heads as heavy, but of
what a different metal!” The crowd now permitting,
Augustus was walking away with his companions, and,
in that absence of mind characteristic of philosophers,
unconsciously bearing with him the gold-headed object
of his reflection, when a stately footman, stepping
up to him, said, “Sir, my cane!”
“Cane, fellow!” said Tomlinson.
“Ah, I am so absent! Here is thy cane.
Only think of my carrying off the man’s cane,
Ned! Ha, ha!”
“Absent indeed!” grunted
a knowing chairman, watching the receding figures
of the three gentlemen; “body o’ me! but
it was the cane that was about to be absent!”