O Fortuna, viris
invida fortibus
Quam non aqua bonis praemia dividis.
Seneca.
............
And as a hare, whom hounds and horns
pursue,
Pants to the place from whence at first
he flew.
............
Here, to the houseless child of want,
My door is open still.
Goldsmith.
Slowly for Lucy waned the weeks of
a winter which to her was the most dreary portion
of life she had ever passed. It became the time
for the judge to attend one of those periodical visitations
so fraught with dread and dismay to the miserable
inmates of the dark abodes which the complex laws
of this country so bounteously supply, those
times of great hilarity and eating to the legal gentry,
“Who feed on crimes
and fatten on distress,
And wring vile mirth from suffering’s
last excess.”
Ah! excellent order of the world,
which it is so wicked to disturb! How miraculously
beautiful must be that system which makes wine out
of the scorching tears of guilt; and from the suffocating
suspense, the agonized fear, the compelled and self-mocking
bravery, the awful sentence, the despairing death-pang
of one man, furnishes the smirking expectation of
fees, the jovial meeting, and the mercenary holiday
to another! “Of Law, nothing less can be
said than that her seat is the bosom of God.” [Hooker’s
Ecclesiastical Polity.] To be sure not;
Richard Hooker, you are perfectly right. The divinity
of a sessions and the inspiration of the Old Bailey
are undeniable!
The care of Sir William Brandon had
effectually kept from Lucy’s ear the knowledge
of her lover’s ignominious situation. Indeed,
in her delicate health even the hard eye of Brandon
and the thoughtless glance of Mauleverer perceived
the danger of such a discovery. The earl, now
waiting the main attack on Lucy till the curtain had
forever dropped on Clifford, proceeded with great
caution and delicacy in his suit to his purposed bride.
He waited with the more patience inasmuch as he had
drawn in advance on his friend Sir William for some
portion of the heiress’s fortune; and he readily
allowed that he could not in the mean while have a
better advocate than he found in Brandon. So persuasive,
indeed, and so subtle was the eloquence of this able
sophist, that often in his artful conversations with
his niece he left even on the unvitiated and strong
though simple mind of Lucy an uneasy and restless
impression, which time might have ripened into an inclination
towards the worldly advantages of the marriage at
her command. Brandon was no bungling mediator
or violent persecutor. He seemed to acquiesce
in her rejection of Mauleverer. He scarcely recurred
to the event. He rarely praised the earl himself,
save for the obvious qualities of liveliness and good-nature.
But he spoke, with all the vivid colours he could
infuse at will into his words, of the pleasures and
the duties of rank and wealth. Well could he
appeal alike to all the prejudices and all the foibles
of the human breast, and govern virtue through its
weaknesses. Lucy had been brought up, like the
daughters of most country gentlemen of ancient family,
in an undue and idle consciousness of superior birth;
and she was far from inaccessible to the warmth and
even feeling (for here Brandon was sincere) with which
her uncle spoke of the duty of raising a gallant name
sunk into disrepute, and sacrificing our own inclination
for the redecorating the mouldered splendour of those
who have gone before us. If the confusion of
idea occasioned by a vague pomposity of phrase, or
the infant inculcation of a sentiment that is mistaken
for a virtue, so often makes fools of the wise on the
subject of ancestry; if it clouded even the sarcastic
and keen sense of Brandon himself, we may forgive
its influence over a girl so little versed in the
arts of sound reasoning as poor Lucy, who, it may be
said, had never learned to think until she had learned
to love. However, the impression made by Brandon,
in his happiest moments of persuasion, was as yet only
transient; it vanished before the first thought of
Clifford, and never suggested to her even a doubt
as to the suit of Mauleverer.
When the day arrived for Sir William
Brandon to set out on the circuit, he called Barlow,
and enjoined on that acute and intelligent servant
the strictest caution with respect to Lucy. He
bade him deny her to every one, of whatever rank,
and carefully to look into every newspaper that was
brought to her, as well as to withhold every letter,
save such as were addressed to her in the judge’s
own handwriting. Lucy’s maid Brandon had
already won over to silence; and the uncle now pleased
himself with thinking that he had put an effectual
guard to every chance of discovery. The identity
of Lovett with Clifford had not yet even been rumoured;
and Mauleverer had rightly judged of Clifford, when
he believed the prisoner would himself take every
precaution against the detection of that fact.
Clifford answered the earl’s note, and promised,
in a letter couched in so affecting yet so manly a
tone of gratitude that even Brandon was touched when
he read it. And since his confinement and partial
recovery of health, the prisoner had kept himself closely
secluded, and refused all visitors. Encouraged
by this reflection, and the belief in the safety of
his precautions, Brandon took leave of Lucy.
“Farewell!” said he, as he embraced her
affectionately. “Be sure that you write
to me, and forgive me if I do not answer you punctually.
Take care of yourself, my sweet niece, and let me
see a fresher colour on that soft cheek when I return!”
“Take care of yourself rather,
my dear, dear uncle,” said Lucy, clinging to
him and weeping, as of late her weakened nerves caused
her to do at the least agitation. “Why
may I not go with you? You have seemed to me
paler than usual the last three or four days, and you
complained yesterday. Do let me go with you.
I will be no trouble, none at all; but I am sure you
require a nurse.”
“You want to frighten me, my
pretty Lucy,” said Brandon, shaking his head
with a smile. “I am well, very well.
I felt a strange rush of blood towards the head yesterday,
it is true; but I feel to-day stronger and lighter
than I have done for years. Once more, God bless
you, my child!”
And Brandon tore himself away, and commenced his journey.
The wandering and dramatic course
of our story now conducts us to an obscure lane in
the metropolis, leading to the Thames, and makes us
spectators of an affecting farewell between two persons,
whom the injustice of fate and the persécutions
of men were about perhaps forever to divide.
“Adieu, my friend!” said
Augustus Tomlinson, as he stood looking full on that
segment of the face of Edward Pepper which was left
unconcealed by a huge hat and a red belcher handkerchief.
Tomlinson himself was attired in the full costume
of a dignified clergyman. “Adieu, my friend,
since you will remain in England, adieu!
I am, I exult to say, no less sincere a patriot than
you. Heaven be my witness, how long I looked
repugnantly on poor Lovett’s proposal to quit
my beloved country. But all hope of life here
is now over; and really, during the last ten days
I have been so hunted from corner to corner, so plagued
with polite invitations, similar to those given by
a farmer’s wife to her ducks, ‘Dilly,
dilly, dilly, come and be killed!’ that my patriotism
has been prodigiously cooled, and I no longer recoil
from thoughts of self-banishment. ‘The
earth,’ my dear Ned, as a Greek sage has very
well observed, ’the earth is the
same everywhere!’ and if I am asked for my home,
I can point, like Anaxagoras, to heaven!”
“’Pon my soul, you affect
me!” said Ned, speaking thick, either from grief
or the pressure of the belcher handkerchief on his
mouth; “it is quite beautiful to hear you talk!”
“Bear up, my dear friend,”
continued Tomlinson; “bear up against your present
afflictions. What, to a man who fortifies himself
by reason and by reflection on the shortness of life,
are the little calamities of the body? What is
imprisonment or persecution or cold or hunger?
By the by, you did not forget to put the sandwiches
into my coat-pocket!”
“Hush!” whispered Ned,
and he moved on involuntarily; “I see a man at
the other end of the street.”
“Let us quicken our pace,”
said Tomlinson; and the pair proceeded towards the
river.
“And now,” began Ned,
who thought he might as well say something about himself;
for hitherto Augustus, in the ardour of his friendship,
had been only discussing his own plans, “and
now, that is to say, when I leave you, I
shall hasten to dive for shelter, until the storm blows
over. I don’t much like living in a cellar
and wearing a smock frock; but those concealments
have something interesting in them, after all!
The safest and snuggest place I know of is the Pays
Bas, about Thames Court; so I think of hiring an apartment
underground, and taking my meals at poor Lovett’s
old quarters, the Mug, the police will never
dream of looking in these vulgar haunts for a man of
my fashion.”
“You cannot then tear yourself
from England?” said Tomlinson.
“No, hang it! the fellows are
so cursed unmanly on the other side of the water.
I hate their wine and their parley woo. Besides,
there is no fun there.”
Tomlinson, who was absorbed in his
own thoughts, made no comment on his friend’s
excellent reasons against travel; and the pair now
approached the brink of the river. A boat was
in waiting to receive and conduct to the vessel in
which he had taken his place for Calais the illustrious
emigrant. But as Tomlinson’s eye fell suddenly
on the rude boatmen and the little boat which were
to bear him away from his native land; as he glanced,
too, across the blue waters, which a brisk wind wildly
agitated, and thought how much rougher it would be
at sea, where “his soul” invariably “sickened
at the heaving wave,” a whole tide
of deep and sorrowful emotions rushed upon him.
He turned away. The spot on which
he stood was a piece of ground to be let (as a board
proclaimed) upon a building lease; below, descended
the steps which were to conduct him to the boat; around,
the desolate space allowed him to see in far and broad
extent the spires and domes and chimneys of the great
city whose inhabitants he might never plunder more.
As he looked and looked, the tears started to his eyes,
and with a gust of enthusiasm, little consonant with
his temperate and philosophical character, he lifted
his right hand from his black breeches-pocket, and
burst into the following farewell to the metropolis
of his native shores:
“Farewell, my beloved London,
farewell! Where shall I ever find a city like
you? Never, till now, did I feel how inexpressibly
dear you were to me. You have been my father
and my brother and my mistress and my tailor and my
shoemaker and my hatter and my cook and my wine-merchant!
You and I never misunderstood each other. I did
not grumble when I saw what fine houses and good strong
boxes you gave to other men. No! I rejoiced
at their prosperity. I delighted to see a rich
man, my only disappointment was in stumbling
on a poor one. You gave riches to my neighbours;
but, O generous London, you gave those neighbours
to me! Magnificent streets, all Christian virtues
abide within you! Charity is as common as smoke!
Where, in what corner of the habitable world, shall
I find human beings with so many superfluities?
Where shall I so easily decoy, from benevolent credulity,
those superfluities to myself? Heaven only knows,
my dear, dear, darling London, what I lose in you!
O public charities! O public institutions!
O banks that belie mathematical axioms and make lots
out of nothing! O ancient constitution always
to be questioned! O modern improvements that
never answer! O speculations! O companies!
O usury laws which guard against usurers, by making
as many as possible! O churches in which no one
profits, save the parson, and the old women that let
pews of an evening! O superb theatres, too small
for parks, too enormous for houses, which exclude
comedy and comfort, and have a monopoly for performing
nonsense gigantically! O houses of plaster, built
in a day! O palaces four yards high, with a dome
in the middle, meant to be invisible!
[We must not suppose this apostrophe
to be an anachronism. Tomlinson, Of course,
refers to some palace of his day; one of the boxes Christmas
boxes given to the king by his economical
nation of shopkeepers. We suppose it is
either pulled down or blown down long ago; it
is doubtless forgotten by this time, except by antiquaries.
Nothing is so ephemeral as great houses built by the
people. Your kings play the deuce with their
playthings!]
“O shops worth thousands, and
O shopkeepers not worth a shilling! O system
of credit by which beggars are princes, and princes
are beggars! O imprisonment for debt, which lets
the mare be stolen, and then locks up the bridle!
O sharpers, bubbles, senators, beaux, taverns, brothels,
clubs, houses private and public! –O
London, in a word, receive my last adieu!
Long may you flourish in peace and plenteousness!
May your knaves be witty, and your fools be rich!
May you alter only two things, your damnable
tricks of transportation and hanging! Those are
your sole faults; but for those I would never desert
you. Adieu!”
Here Tomlinson averted his head, and
then hastily shaking the hand of Long Ned with a tremulous
and warm grasp, he hurried down the stairs and entered
the boat. Ned remained motionless for some moments,
following him with his eyes as he sat at the end of
the boat, waving a white pocket-handkerchief.
At length a line of barges snatched him from the sight
of the lingerer; and Ned, slowly turning away, muttered, “Yes,
I have always heard that Dame Lobkins’s was the
safest asylum for misfortune like mine. I will
go forthwith in search of a lodging, and to-morrow
I will make my breakfast at the Mug!”
Be it our pleasing task, dear reader,
to forestall the good robber, and return, at the hour
of sunrise on the day following Tomlinson’s
departure, to the scene at which our story commenced.
We are now once more at the house of Mrs. Margery
Lobkins.
The room which served so many purposes
was still the same as when Paul turned it into the
arena of his mischievous pranks. The dresser,
with its shelves of mingled delf and pewter, occupied
its ancient and important station. Only it might
be noticed that the pewter was more dull than of yore,
and that sundry cracks made their erratic wanderings
over the yellow surface of the delf. The eye of
the mistress had become less keen than heretofore,
and the care of the hand maid had, of necessity, relaxed.
The tall clock still ticked in monotonous warning;
the blanket-screen, haply innocent of soap since we
last described it, many-storied and polyballaded,
still unfolded its ample leaves “rich with the
spoils of time;” the spit and the musket yet
hung from the wall in amicable proximation. And
the long, smooth form, “with many a holy text
thereon bestrewn,” still afforded rest to the
weary traveller, and an object to the vacant stare
of Mrs. Margery Lobkins, as she lolled in her opposite
seat and forgot the world. But poor Piggy Lob! –there
was the alteration! The soul of the woman was
gone; the spirit had evaporated from the human bottle!
She sat, with open mouth and glassy eye, in her chair,
sidling herself to and fro, with the low, peevish
sound of fretful age and bodily pain; sometimes this
querulous murmur sharpened into a shrill but unmeaning
scold: “There now, you gallows-bird! you
has taken the swipes without chalking; you wants to
cheat the poor widow; but I sees you, I does!
Providence protects the aged and the innocent Oh,
oh! these twinges will be the death o’ me.
Where’s Martha? You jade, you! you wiperous
hussy, bring the tape; does n’t you see how
I suffers? Has you no bowels, to let a poor Christian
cretur perish for want o’ help! That’s
with ’em, that’s the way! No one
cares for I now, no one has respect for
the gray ’airs of the old!” And then the
voice dwindled into the whimpering “tenor of
its way.”
Martha, a strapping wench with red
hair streaming over her “hills of snow,”
was not, however, inattentive to the wants of her mistress.
“Who knows,” said she to a man who sat
by the hearth, drinking tea out of a blue mug, and
toasting with great care two or three huge rounds of
bread for his own private and especial nutriment, “who
knows,” said she, “what we may come to
ourselves?” And, so saying, she placed a glowing
tumbler by her mistress’s elbow.
But in the sunken prostration of her
intellect, the old woman was insensible even to her
consolation. She sipped and drank, it is true;
but as if the stream warmed not the benumbed region
through which it passed, she continued muttering in
a crazed and groaning key,
“Is this your gratitude, you
sarpent! Why does not you bring the tape, I tells
you? Am I of a age to drink water like a ’oss,
you nasty thing! Oh, to think as ever I should
live to be desarted!”
Inattentive to these murmurs, which
she felt unreasonable, the bouncing Martha now quitted
the room to repair to her “upper household”
avocations. The man at the hearth was the only
companion left to the widow. Gazing at her for
a moment, as she sat whining, with a rude compassion
in his eye, and slowly munching his toast, which he
had now buttered and placed in a delf plate on the
hob, this person thus soothingly began:
“Ah, Dame Lobkins, if so be
as ’ow little Paul vas a vith you, it would
be a gallows comfort to you in your latter hend!”
The name of Paul made the good woman
incline her bead towards the speaker; a ray of consciousness
shot through her bedulled brain.
“Little Paul, eh,
sirs! where is Paul? Paul, I say, my ben
cull. Alack! he’s gone, left
his poor old nurse to die like a cat in a cellar.
Oh, Dummie, never live to be old, man! They leaves
us to oursel’s, and then takes away all the
lush with ’em! I has not a drop o’
comfort in the ’varsal world!”
Dummie, who at this moment had his
own reasons for soothing the dame, and was anxious
to make the most of the opportunity of a conversation
as unwitnessed as the present, replied tenderly, and
with a cunning likely to promote his end, reproached
Paul bitterly for never having informed the dame of
his whereabout and his proceedings. “But
come, dame,” he wound up, “come, I guess
as how he is better nor all that, and that you need
not beat your hold brains to think where he lies, or
vot he’s a doing. Blow me tight, Mother
Lob, I ax pardon, Mrs. Margery, I should
say, if I vould not give five bob, ay, and
five to the tail o’ that, to know what the poor
lad is about; I takes a mortal hinterest in that ’ere
chap!”
“Oh! oh!” groaned the
old woman, on whose palsied sense the astute inquiries
of Dummie Dunnaker fell harmless; “my poor sinful
carcass! what a way it be in!”
Artfully again did Dummie Dunnaker,
nothing defeated, renew his attack; but fortune does
not always favour the wise, and it failed Dummie now,
for a twofold reason, first, because it
was not possible for the dame to comprehend him; secondly,
because even if it had been, she had nothing to reveal.
Some of Clifford’s pecuniary gifts had been conveyed
anonymously, all without direction or date; and for
the most part they had been appropriated by the sage
Martha, into whose hands they fell, to her own private
uses. Nor did the dame require Clifford’s
grateful charity; for she was a woman tolerably well
off in this world, considering how near she was waxing
to another. Longer, however, might Dummie have
tried his unavailing way, had not the door of the inn
creaked on its hinges, and the bulky form of a tall
man in a smockfrock, but with a remarkably fine head
of hair, darkened the threshold. He honoured
the dame, who cast on him a lacklustre eye, with a
sulky yet ambrosial nod, seized a bottle of spirits
and a tumbler, lighted a candle, drew a small German
pipe and a tobacco-box from his pouch, placed these
several luxuries on a small table, wheeled it to a
far corner of the room, and throwing himself into
one chair, and his legs into another, he enjoyed the
result of his pains in a moody and supercilious silence.
Long and earnestly did the meek Dummie gaze on the
face of the gentleman before him. It had been
some years since he had last beheld it; but it was
one which did not easily escape the memory; and although
its proprietor was a man who had risen in the world,
and had gained the height of his profession (a station
far beyond the diurnal sphere of Dummie Dunnaker),
and the humble purloiner was therefore astonished
to encounter him in these lower regions, yet Dummie’s
recollection carried him back to a day when they had
gone shares together without respect of persons, and
been right jolly partners in the practical game of
beggar my neighbour. While, however, Dummie Dunnaker,
who was a little inclined to be shy, deliberated as
to the propriety of claiming acquaintanceship, a dirty
boy, with a face which betokened the frost, as Dummie
himself said, like a plum dying of the scarlet fever,
entered the room, with a newspaper in his dexter paw.
“Great news! great news!”
cried the urchin, imitating his vociferous originals
in the street; “all about the famous Captain
Lovett, as large as life!”
“’Old your blarney, you
blattergowl!” said Dummie, rebukingly, and seizing
the journal.
“Master says as how he must
have it to send to Clapham, and can’t spare
it for more than a ’our!” said the boy,
as he withdrew.
“I ’members the day,”
said Dummie, with the zeal of a clansman, “when
the Mug took a paper all to itsel’ instead o’
’iring it by the job like!”
Thereon he opened the paper with a
fillip, and gave himself tip to the lecture.
But the tall stranger, half rising with a start, exclaimed,
“Can’t you have the manners
to be communicative? Do you think nobody cares
about Captain Lovett but yourself?” On this,
Dummie turned round on his chair, and, with a “Blow
me tight, you’re velcome, I’m sure,”
began as follows (we copy the paper, not the diction
of the reader):
“The trial of the notorious Lovett
commences this day. Great exertions have
been made by people of all classes to procure seats
in the Town Hall, which will be full to a degree
never before known in this peaceful province.
No less than seven indictments are said to await
the prisoner; it has been agreed that the robbery of
Lord Mauleverer should be the first to come on.
The principal witness in this case against the
prisoner is understood to be the king’s evidence,
MacGrawler. No news as yet have been circulated
concerning the suspected accomplices, Augustus
Tomlinson and Edward Pepper. It is believed
that the former has left the country, and that
the latter is lurking among the low refuges of guilt
with which the heart of the metropolis abounds.
Report speaks highly of the person and manners
of Lovett. He is also supposed to be a man of
some talent, and was formerly engaged in an obscure
periodical edited by MacGrawler, and termed the
‘Althenaeum,’ Or ‘Asinaeum.’
Nevertheless, we apprehend that his origin is
remarkably low, and suitable to the nature of
his pursuits. The prisoner will be most fortunate
in a judge. Never did any one holding the same
high office as Sir William Brandon earn an equal
reputation in so short a time. The Whigs
are accustomed to sneer at us, when we insist on the
private virtues of our public men. Let them look
to Sir William Brandon, and confess that the
austerest morals maybe linked with the soundest
knowledge and the most brilliant genius. The
opening address of the learned judge to the jury
at-------is perhaps the most impressive and solemn
piece of eloquence in the English language!”
A cause for this eulogium might haply
be found in another part of the paper, in which it
was said,
“Among the higher circles, we
understand, the rumour has gone forth that Sir
William Brandon is to be recalled to his old parliamentary
career in a more elevated scene. So highly
are this gentleman’s talents respected
by his Majesty and the ministers, that they are, it
is reported, anxious to secure his assistance in the
House of Lords!”
When Dummie had spelt his “toilsome
march” through the first of the above extracts
he turned round to the tall stranger, and, eying him
with a sort of winking significance, said,
“So MacGrawler peaches, blows
the gaff on his pals, eh! Vel, now, I always
suspected that ’ere son of a gun! Do you
know, he used to be at the Mug many ’s a day,
a teaching our little Paul, and says I to Piggy Lob,
says I, ’Blow me tight, but that cove is a queer
one! and if he does not come to be scragged,’
says I, ’it vill only be because he’ll
turn a rusty, and scrag one of his pals!’ So
you sees” (here Dummie looked round, and his
voice sank into a whisper), “so you
sees, Meester Pepper, I vas no fool there!”
Long Ned dropped his pipe, and said
sourly and with a suspicious frown, “What! you
know me?”
“To be sure and sartin I does,”
answered little Dummie, walking to the table where
the robber sat. “Does not you know I?”
Ned regarded the interrogator with
a sullen glance, which gradually brightened into knowledge.
“Ah!” said he, with the air of a Brummel,
“Mr. Bummie, or Dummie, I think, eh! Shake
a paw, I’m glad to see you.
Recollect the last time I saw you, you rather affronted
me. Never mind. I dare say you did not mean
it.”
Encouraged by this affable reception
from the highwayman, though a little embarrassed by
Ned’s allusion to former conduct on his part,
which he felt was just, Dummie grinned, pushed a stool
near Ned, sat himself down, and carefully avoiding
any immediate answer to Ned’s complaints, rejoined,
“Do you know, Meester Pepper,
you struck I all of a heap? I could not have
s’posed as how you’d condescend nowadays
to come to the Mug, vhere I never seed you but once
afore. Lord love ye, they says as ’ow you
go to all the fine places in ruffles, with a pair
of silver pops in your vaistcoat pocket! Vy,
the boys hereabout say that you and Meester Tomlinson,
and this ’ere poor devil in quod, vere
the finest gemmen in town; and, Lord, for to think
of your ciwility to a pitiful ragmerchant, like I!”
“Ah!” said Ned, gravely,
“there are sad principles afloat now. They
want to do away with all distinctions in ranks, to
make a duke no better than his valet, and a gentleman
highwayman class with a filcher of fogles.’
But, damme, if I don’t think misfortune levels
us all quite enough; and misfortune brings me here,
little Dummie.”
“Ah! you vants to keep out of the vay of the
bulkies!”
“Right. Since poor Lovett
was laid by the heels, which I must say was the fault
of his own deuced gentlemanlike behaviour to me and
Augustus (you’ve heard of Guz, you say), the
knot of us seems quite broken. One’s own
friends look inclined to play one false; and really,
the queer cuffins hover so sharply upon us that I
thought it safe to duck for a time. So I have
taken a lodging in a cellar, and I intend for the next
three months to board at the Mug. I have heard
that I may be sure of lying snug here. Dummie,
your health! Give us the baccy.”
“I say, Meester Pepper,”
said Dummie, clearing his throat, when he had obeyed
the request, “can you tell I, if so be you ’as
met in your travels our little Paul? Poor chap!
You knows as ’ow and vy he was sent to quod
by Justice Burnflat. Vel, ven he got
out, he vent to the devil, or summut like it, and
ve have not ’card a vord of him since.
You ’members the lad, a ’nation
fine cull, tall and straight as a harrow!”
“Why, you fool,” said
Ned, “don’t you know” then
checking himself suddenly, “Ah! by the by, that
rigmarole oath! I was not to tell; though now
it’s past caring for, I fear! It is no use
looking after the seal when the letter’s burned.”
“Blow me,” cried Dunnaker,
with unaffected vehemence, “I sees as how you
know vot’s come of he! Many’s the
good turn I’ll do you, if you vill but tell
I.”
“Why, does he owe you a dozen
bobs; or what, Dummie?” said Ned.
“Not he, not he,” cried Dummie.
“What then, you want to do him a mischief of
some sort?”
“Do little Paul a mischief!”
ejaculated Dummie; “vy, I’ve known the
cull ever since he was that high! No, but I vants
to do him a great sarvice, Meester Pepper, and myself
too, and you to boot, for aught that I know,
Meester Pepper.”
“Humph!” said Ned, “humph!
what do you mean? I do, it is true, know where
Paul is; but you must tell me first why you wish to
know, otherwise you may ask your grandfather for me.”
A long, sharp, wistful survey did
Mr. Dummie Dunnaker cast around him before he rejoined.
All seemed safe and convenient for confidential communication.
The supine features of Mrs. Lobkins were hushed in
a drowsy stupor; even the gray cat that lay by the
fire was curled in the embrace of Morpheus. Nevertheless,
it was in a close whisper that Dummie spoke.
“I dares be bound, Meester Pepper,
that you ’members vell ven Harry Cook,
the great highvayman, poor fellow! he’s
gone vhere ve must all go, brought
you, then quite a gossoon,’ for the first time
to the little back parlour at the Cock and Hen, Dewereux
Court?”
Ned nodded assent.
“And you ’members as how
I met Harry and you there, and I vas all afeard at
you, ’cause vy? I had never seen
you afore, and ve vas a going to crack a
swell’s crib. And Harry spoke up for you,
and said as ’ow though you had just gone on
the town, you was already prime up to gammon.
You ’members, eh?”
“Ay, I remember all,”
said Ned; “it was the first and only house I
ever had a hand in breaking into. Harry was a
fellow of low habits; so I dropped his acquaintance,
and took solely to the road, or a chance ingenuity
now and then. I have no idea of a gentleman turning
cracksman.”
“Vel, so you vent vith
us, and ve slipped you through a pane in the
kitchen-vindow. You vas the least of us, big as
you be now; and you vent round and opened the door
for us; and ven you had opened the door, you
saw a voman had joined us, and you were a funked then,
and stayed vithout the crib, to keep vatch vhile ve
vent in.”
“Well, well,” cried Ned,
“what the devil has all this rigmarole got to
do with Paul?”
“Now don’t be glimflashy,
but let me go on smack right about. Vell, ven
ve came out, you minds as ’ow the voman
had a bundle in her arms, and you spake to her; and
she answered you roughly, and left us all, and vent
straight home; and ve vent and fenced the swag’
that wery night and afterwards napped the regulars.
And sure you made us laugh ’artily, Meester
Pepper, when you said, says you, ’That ’ere
voman is a rum blo” en.’ So she vas,
Meester Pepper!”
[The reader has probably observed the
use made by Dummie and Mrs. Lobkins of Irish
phraseology or pronunciation, This is a remarkable
trait in the dialect of the lowest orders in London,
owing, we suppose, to their constant association
with emigrants from “the first flower of
the earth.” Perhaps it is a modish affectation
among the gentry of St. Giles’s, just as
we eke out our mother- tongue with French at
Mayfair.]
“Oh, spare me,” said Ned,
affectedly, “and make haste; you keep me all
in the dark. By the way, I remember that you joked
me about the bundle; and when I asked what the woman
had wrapped in it, you swore it was a child.
Rather more likely that the girl, whoever she was,
would have left a child behind her than carried one
off!” The face of Dummie waxed big with conscious
importance.
“Vell, now, you would not believe
us; but it vas all true. That ’ere bundle
vas the voman’s child, I s’pose
an unnatural von by the gemman; she let us into the
’ouse on condition we helped her off vith it.
And, blow me tight, but ve paid ourselves vel
for our trouble. That ’ere voman vas a
strange cretur; they say she had been a lord’s
blowen; but howsomever, she was as ’ot-’eaded
and hodd as if she had been. There vas old Nick’s
hown row made on the matter, and the revard for our
[de]tection vas so great, that as you vas not much
tried yet, Harry thought it best for to take you vith
’im down to the country, and told you as ’ow
it vas all a flam about the child in the bundle!”
“Faith,” said Ned, “I
believed him readily enough; and poor Harry was twisted
shortly after, and I went into Ireland for safety,
where I stayed two years, and deuced good
claret I got there!”
“So, vhiles you vas there,”
continued Dummie, “poor Judy, the voman, died, she
died in this very ’ouse, and left the horphan
to the [af]fection of Piggy Lob, who was ’nation
fond of it surely! Oh! but I ’members vot
a night it vas ven poor Judy died; the vind
vistled like mad, and the rain tumbled about as if
it had got a holiday; and there the poor creature
lay raving just over ’ed of this room we sits
in! Laus-a-me, vat a sight it vas!”
Here Dummie paused, and seemed to
recall in imagination the scene he had witnessed;
but over the mind of Long Ned a ray of light broke
slowly.
“Whew!” said he, lifting
up his forefinger, “whew! I smell a rat;
this stolen child, then, was no other than Paul.
But, pray, to whom did the house belong? For
that fact Harry never communicated to me. I only
heard the owner was a lawyer, or parson, or some such
thing.”
“Vy now, I’ll tell you,
but don’t be glimflashy. So, you see, ven
Judy died, and Harry was scragged, I vas the only
von living who vas up to the secret; and vhen Mother
Lob vas a taking a drop to comfort her vhen Judy vent
off, I hopens a great box in which poor Judy kept her
duds and rattletraps, and surely I finds at the bottom
of the box hever so many letters and sick like, for
I knew as ’ow they vas there; so I vhips these
off and carries ’em ’ome with me, and soon
arter, Mother Lob sold me the box o’ duds for
two quids ’cause vy? I vas a
rag-merchant. So now I ’solved, since the
secret vas all in my hown keeping, to keep it as tight
as vinkey; for first, you sees as ’ow I vas afeard
I should be hanged if I vent for to tell, ’cause
vy? I stole a vatch, and lots more, as vell as
the hurchin; and next I vas afeard as ’ow the
mother might come back and haunt me the same as Sall
haunted Villy, for it vas a ’orrid night ven
her soul took ving. And hover and above this,
Meester Pepper, I thought summut might turn hup by
and by, in vhich it vould be best for I to keep my
hown counsel and nab the revard, if I hever durst
make myself known.”
Here Dummie proceeded to narrate how
frightened he had been lest Ned should discover all,
when (as it may be remembered, Pepper informed Paul
at the beginning of this history) he encountered that
worthy at Dame Lobkins’s house; how this fear
had induced him to testify to Pepper that coldness
and rudeness which had so enraged the haughty highwayman;
and how great had been his relief and delight at finding
that Ned returned to the Mug no more. He next
proceeded to inform his new confidant of his meeting
with the father (the sagacious reader knows where and
when), and of what took place at that event.
He said how, in his first negotiation with the father,
prudently resolving to communicate drop by drop such
information as he possessed, he merely, besides confessing
to a share in the robbery, stated that he thought
he knew the house, etc., to which the infant
had been consigned, and that, if so, it
was still alive; but that he would inquire. He
then related how the sanguine father, who saw that
hanging Dummie for the robbery of his house might not
be half so likely a method to recover his son as bribery
and conciliation, not only forgave him his former
outrage, but whetted his appetite to the search by
rewarding him for his disclosure. He then proceeded
to state how, unable anywhere to find Paul, or any
trace of him, he amused the sire from time to time
with forged excuses; how, at first, the sums he received
made him by no means desirous to expedite a discovery
that would terminate such satisfactory receipts; how
at length the magnitude of the proffered reward, joined
to the threats of the sire, had made him become seriously
anxious to learn the real fate and present “whereabout”
of Paul; how, the last time he had seen the father,
he had, by way of propitiation and first fruit, taken
to him all the papers left by the unhappy mother and
secreted by himself; and how he was now delighted to
find that Ned was acquainted with Paul’s address.
Since he despaired of finding Paul by his own exertions
alone, he became less tenacious of his secret; and
he now proffered Ned, on discovery of Paul, a third
of that reward the whole of which he had once hoped
to engross.
Ned’s eyes and mouth opened
at this proposition. “But the name, the
name of the father? You have not told me that
yet!” cried he, impatiently.
“Noa, noa!” said Dummie,
archly, “I does n’t tell you all, till
you tells I summut. Vhere’s little Paul,
I say; and vhere be us to get at him?”
Ned heaved a sigh.
“As for the oath,” said
he, musingly, “it would be a sin to keep it,
now that to break it can do him no harm, and may do
him good, especially as, in case of imprisonment or
death, the oath is not held to be binding; yet I fear
it is too late for the reward. The father will
scarcely thank you for finding his son! –Know,
Dummie, that Paul is in jail, and that he is one and
the same person as Captain Lovett!” Astonishment
never wrote in more legible characters than she now
displayed on the rough features of Dummie Dunnaker.
So strong are the sympathies of a profession compared
with all others, that Dummie’s first confused
thought was that of pride. “The great Captain
Lovett!” he faltered.
“Little Paul at the top of the
profession! Lord, Lord! I always said as
how he’d the hambition to rise!”
“Well, well, but the father’s name?”
At this question the expression of
Dummie’s face fell; a sudden horror struggled
to his eyes