The widow was looking at David with
shining eyes and devouring his words. All the
years of trouble and sorrow and privation were wiped
out, and she was back in the days of her girlhood.
Ah, yes! how well she remembered him as he looked
that very day so handsome, so splendidly
dressed, so debonair; and how proud she had been to
sit by his side that night, observed and envied of
all the village girls.
“I ain’t goin’ to
go over the hull show,” proceeded David, “well
’s I remember it. The’ didn’t
nothin’ git away from me that afternoon, an’
once I come near to stickin’ a piece o’
gingerbread into my ear ‘stid o’ my mouth.
I had my ten-cent piece that Billy P. give me, but
he wouldn’t let me buy nothin’; an’
when the gingerbread man come along he says, ‘Air
ye hungry, Dave? (I’d told him my name), air
ye hungry?’ Wa’al, I was a growin’
boy, an’ I was hungry putty much all the time.
He bought two big squares an’ gin me one, an’
when I’d swallered it, he says, ‘Guess
you better tackle this one too,’ he says, ‘I’ve
dined.’ I didn’t exac’ly know
what ‘dined’ meant, but he,
he, he, he! I tackled it,” and David
smacked his lips in memory.
“Wa’al,” he went
on, “we done the hull programmy gingerbread, lemonade pink lemonade, an’
he took some o’ that pop corn, peanuts,
pep’mint candy, cin’mun candy scat
my! an’ he payin’ fer
ev’rythin’ I thought he was jes made o money! An I remember
how we talked about all the doins; the ridin, an jumpin, an summersettin,
an all fer he’d got all
the shyniss out of me for the time an’
once I looked up at him, an’ he looked down
at me with that curious look in his eyes an’
put his hand on my shoulder. Wa’al, now,
I tell ye, I had a queer, crinkly feelin’ go
up an’ down my back, an’ I like to up an’
cried.”
“Dave,” said the widow,
“I kin see you two as if you was settin’
there front of me. He was alwus like that.
Oh, my! Oh, my! David,” she added
solemnly, while two tears rolled slowly down her wrinkled
face, “we lived together, husban’ an’
wife, fer seven year, an’ he never give
me a cross word.”
“I don’t doubt it a mossel,”
said David simply, leaning over and poking the fire,
which operation kept his face out of her sight and
was prolonged rather unduly. Finally he straightened
up and, blowing his nose as it were a trumpet, said:
“Wa’al, the cirkis fin’ly
come to an end, an’ the crowd hustled to git
out ’s if they was afraid the tent ’d come
down on ’em. I got kind o’ mixed
up in ’em, an’ somebody tried to git my
tin pail, or I thought he did, an’ the upshot
was that I lost sight o’ Billy P., an’
couldn’t make out to ketch a glimpse of him
nowhere. An’ then I kind o’
come down to earth, kerchug! It was five o’clock,
an’ I had better ’n four mile to walk mostly
up hill an’ if I knowed anything ‘bout
the old man, an’ I thought I did, I had
the all-firedist lickin’ ahead of me ’t
I’d ever got, an’ that was sayin’
a good deal. But, boy ’s I was, I had grit
enough to allow ‘t was wuth it, an’ off
I put.”
“Did he lick ye much?” inquired Mrs. Cullom
anxiously.
“Wa’al,” replied
David, “he done his best. He was layin’
fer me when I struck the front gate I
knowed it wa’n’t no use to try the back
door, an’ he took me by the ear most
pulled it off an’ marched me off to
the barn shed without a word. I never see him
so mad. Seemed like he couldn’t speak fer
a while, but fin’ly he says, ‘Where you
ben all day?’
“‘Down t’ the village,’ I
says.
“‘What you ben up to down there?’
he says.
“‘Went to the cirkis,’
I says, thinkin’ I might ’s well make a
clean breast on’t.
“’Where ‘d you git the money?’
he says.
“‘Mr. Cullom took me,’ I says.
“‘You lie,’ he says.
‘You stole the money somewheres, an’ I’ll
trounce it out of ye, if I kill ye,’ he says.
“Wa’al,” said David,
twisting his shoulders in recollection, “I won’t
harrer up your feelin’s. ‘S I told
you, he done his best. I was willin’ to
quit long ‘fore he was. Fact was, he overdone
it a little, an’ he had to throw water in my
face ‘fore he got through; an’ he done
that as thorough as the other thing. I was somethin’
like a chickin jest out o’ the cistern.
I crawled off to bed the best I could, but I didn’t
lay on my back fer a good spell, I c’n
tell ye.”
“You poor little critter,”
exclaimed Mrs. Cullom sympathetically. “You
poor little critter!”
“‘T was more’n wuth
it, Mis’ Cullom,” said David emphatically.
“I’d had the most enjoy’ble day,
I might say the only enjoy’ble day, ’t
I’d ever had in my hull life, an’ I hain’t
never fergot it. I got over the lickin’
in course of time, but I’ve ben enjoyin’
that cirkis fer forty year. The’ wa’n’t
but one thing to hender, an’ that’s
this, that I hain’t never ben able
to remember an’ to this day I lay
awake nights tryin’ to that I said
‘Thank ye’ to Billy P., an’ I never
seen him after that day.”
“How’s that?” asked Mrs. Cullom.
“Wa’al,” was the
reply, “that day was the turnin’ point
with me. The next night I lit out with what duds
I c’d git together, an’ as much grub ‘s
I could pack in that tin pail; an’ the next time
I see the old house on Buxton Hill the’ hadn’t
ben no Harums in it fer years.”
Here David rose from his chair, yawned
and stretched himself, and stood with his back to
the fire. The widow looked up anxiously into his
face. “Is that all?” she asked after
a while.
“Wa’al, it is an’
it ain’t. I’ve got through yarnin’
about Dave Harum at any rate, an’ mebbe we’d
better have a little confab on your matters, seem’
’t I’ve got you ‘way up here such
a mornin’ ’s this. I gen’ally
do bus’nis fust an’ talkin’ afterward,”
he added, “but I kind o’ got to goin’
an’ kept on this time.”
He put his hand into the breast pocket
of his coat and took out three papers, which he shuffled
in review as if to verify their identity, and then
held them in one hand, tapping them softly upon the
palm of the other, as if at a loss how to begin.
The widow sat with her eyes fastened upon the papers,
trembling with nervous apprehension. Presently
he broke the silence.
“About this here morgige
o’ your’n,” he said. “I
sent ye word that I wanted to close the matter up,
an’ seem’ ‘t you’re here an’
come fer that purpose, I guess we’d better
make a job on’t. The’ ain’t
no time like the present, as the sayin’ is.”
“I s’pose it’ll
hev to be as you say,” said the widow in a shaking
voice.
“Mis’ Cullom,” said
David solemnly, “you know, an’ I
know, that I’ve got the repitation of bein’
a hard, graspin’, schemin’ man. Mebbe
I be. Mebbe I’ve ben hard done
by all my hull life, an’ have had to be; an’
mebbe, now ‘t I’ve got ahead some, it’s
got to be second nature, an’ I can’t seem
to help it. ‘Bus’nis is bus’nis’
ain’t part of the golden rule, I allow, but
the way it gen’ally runs, fur ’s I’ve
found out, is, ‘Do unto the other feller the
way he’d like to do unto you, an’ do it
fust.’ But, if you want to keep this thing
a-runnin’ as it’s goin’ on now fer
a spell longer, say one year, or two, or even three,
you may, only I’ve got somethin’ to say
to ye ’fore ye elect.”
“Wa’al,” said the
poor woman, “I expect it ‘d only be pilin’
up wrath agin the day o’ wrath. I can’t
pay the int’rist now without starvin’,
an’ I hain’t got no one to bid in the prop’ty
fer me if it was to be sold.”
“Mis’ Cullom,” said
David, “I said I’d got somethin’
more to tell ye, an’ if, when I git through,
you don’t think I’ve treated you right,
includin’ this mornin’s confab, I hope
you’ll fergive me. It’s this, an’
I’m the only person livin’ that ‘s
knowin’ to it, an’ in fact I may say that
I’m the only person that ever was really knowin’
to it. It was before you was married, an’
I’m sure he never told ye, fer I don’t
doubt he fergot all about it, but your husband, Billy
P. Cullom, that was, made a small investment once
on a time, yes, ma’am, he did, an’ in his
kind of careless way it jes’ slipped his mind.
The amount of cap’tal he put in wa’n’t
large, but the rate of int’rist was uncommon
high. Now, he never drawed no dividends on’t,
an’ they’ve ben ‘cumulatin’
fer forty year, more or less, at compound int’rist.”
The widow started forward, as if to
rise from her seat. David put his hand out gently
and said, “Jest a minute, Mis’ Cullom,
jest a minute, till I git through. Part o’
that cap’tal,” he resumed, “consistin’
of a quarter an’ some odd cents, was invested
in the cirkis bus’nis, an’ the rest on’t the
cap’tal, an’ all the cash cap’tal
that I started in bus’nis with was
the ten cents your husband give me that day, an’
here,” said David, striking the papers in his
left hand with the back of his right, “here
is the dividends! This here second morgige,
not bein’ on record, may jest as well go onto
the fire it’s gettin’ low an’
here’s a satisfaction piece which I’m goin’
to execute now, that’ll clear the thousan’
dollar one. Come in here, John,” he called
out.
The widow stared at David for a moment
speechless, but as the significance of his words dawned
upon her, the blood flushed darkly in her face.
She sprang to her feet and, throwing up her arms, cried
out: “My Lord! My Lord! Dave!
Dave Harum! Is it true? tell me it’s
true! You ain’t foolin’ me, air ye,
Dave? You wouldn’t fool a poor old woman
that never done ye no harm, nor said a mean word agin
ye, would ye? Is it true? an’ is my place
clear? an’ I don’t owe nobody anythin’ I
mean, no money? Tell it agin. Oh, tell it
agin! Oh, Dave! it’s too good to be true!
Oh! Oh! Oh, my! an’ here I be
cryin’ like a great baby, an’, an’” fumbling
in her pocket “I do believe I hain’t
got no hank’chif. Oh, thank ye,”
to John; “I’ll do it up an’ send
it back to-morrer. Oh, what made ye do
it, Dave?”
“Set right down an’ take
it easy, Mis’ Cullom,” said David soothingly,
putting his hands on her shoulders and gently pushing
her back into her chair. “Set right down
an’ take it easy. Yes,” to John,
“I acknowledge that I signed that.”
He turned to the widow, who sat wiping
her eyes with John’s handkerchief.
“Yes, ma’am,” he
said, “it’s as true as anythin’ kin
be. I wouldn’t no more fool ye, ye know
I wouldn’t, don’t ye? than I’d jerk
a hoss,” he asseverated. “Your place
is clear now, an’ by this time to-morro’
the’ won’t be the scratch of a pen agin
it. I’ll send the satisfaction over fer
record fust thing in the mornin’.”
“But, Dave,” protested
the widow, “I s’pose ye know what you’re
doin’?”
“Yes,” he interposed,
“I cal’late I do, putty near. You
ast me why I done it, an’ I’ll tell
ye if ye want to know. I’m payin’
off an old score, an’ gettin’ off cheap,
too. That’s what I’m doin’!
I thought I’d hinted up to it putty plain, seem’
’t I’ve talked till my jaws ache; but
I’ll sum it up to ye if ye like.”
He stood with his feet aggressively
wide apart, one hand in his trousers pocket, and holding
in the other the “morgige,” which
he waved from time to time in emphasis.
“You c’n estimate, I reckon,”
he began, “what kind of a bringin’-up I
had, an’ what a poor, mis’able, God-fersaken,
scairt-to-death little forlorn critter I was; put
upon, an’ snubbed, an’ jawed at till I’d
come to believe myself what was rubbed
into me the hull time that I was the most
all-’round no-account animul that was ever made
out o’ dust, an’ wa’n’t ever
likely to be no diff’rent. Lookin’
back, it seems to me that exceptin’
of Polly I never had a kind word said to
me, nor a day’s fun. Your husband, Billy
P. Cullom, was the fust man that ever treated me human
up to that time. He give me the only enjoy’ble
time ’t I’d ever had, an’ I don’t
know ‘t anythin’ ’s ever equaled
it since. He spent money on me, an’ he
give me money to spend that had never had a cent to call my own an’,
Mis’ Cullom, he took me by the hand, an’
he talked to me, an’ he gin me the fust notion
’t I’d ever had that mebbe I wa’n’t
only the scum o’ the earth, as I’d ben
teached to believe. I told ye that that day was
the turnin’ point of my life. Wa’al,
it wa’n’t the lickin’ I got, though
that had somethin’ to do with it, but I’d
never have had the spunk to run away ’s I did
if it hadn’t ben for the heartenin’
Billy P. gin me, an’ never knowed it, an’
never knowed it,” he repeated mournfully.
“I alwus allowed to pay some o’ that debt
back to him, but seein’ ‘s I can’t
do that, Mis’ Cullom, I’m glad an’
thankful to pay it to his widdo’.”
“Mebbe he knows, Dave,” said Mrs. Cullom
softly.
“Mebbe he does,” assented David in a low
voice.
Neither spoke for a time, and then
the widow said: “David, I can’t thank
ye ’s I ought ter I don’t know
how but I’ll pray fer ye night
an’ mornin’ ’s long ‘s I got
breath. An’, Dave,” she added humbly,
“I want to take back what I said about the Lord’s
providin’.”
She sat a moment, lost in her thoughts,
and then exclaimed, “Oh, it don’t seem
’s if I c’d wait to write to Charley!”
“I’ve wrote to Charley,”
said David, “an’ told him to sell out there
an’ come home, an’ to draw on me fer
any balance he needed to move him. I’ve
got somethin’ in my eye that’ll be easier
an’ better payin’ than fightin’
grasshoppers an’ drought in Kansas.”
“Dave Harum!” cried the
widow, rising to her feet, “you ought to ‘a’
ben a king!”
“Wa’al,” said David
with a grin, “I don’t know much about the
kingin’ bus’nis, but I guess a cloth cap
‘n’ a hoss whip ’s more ’n
my line than a crown an’ scepter. An’
now,” he added, “’s we’ve got
through ’th our bus’nis, s’pose
you step over to the house an’ see Polly.
She’s expectin’ ye to dinner. Oh,
yes,” replying to the look of deprecation in
her face as she viewed her shabby frock, “you
an’ Polly c’n prink up some if you want
to, but we can’t take ‘No’ fer
an answer Chris’must day, clo’es or no
clo’es.”
“I’d really like ter,” said Mrs.
Cullom.
“All right then,” said
David cheerfully. “The path is swep’
by this time, I guess, an’ I’ll see ye
later. Oh, by the way,” he exclaimed, “the’s
somethin’ I fergot. I want to make you a
proposition, ruther an onusual one, but seem’
ev’rythin’ is as ’t is, perhaps you’ll
consider it.”
“Dave,” declared the widow,
“if I could, an’ you ast for it, I’d
give ye anythin’ on the face o’ this mortal
globe!”
“Wa’al,” said David,
nodding and smiling, “I thought that mebbe, long
’s you got the int’rist of that investment
we ben talkin’ about, you’d let me
keep what’s left of the princ’pal.
Would ye like to see it?”
Mrs. Cullom looked at him with a puzzled
expression without replying.
David took from his pocket a large
wallet, secured by a strap, and, opening it, extracted
something enveloped in a much faded brown paper.
Unfolding this, he displayed upon his broad fat palm
an old silver dime black with age.
“There’s the cap’tal,” he
said.