David’s house stood about a
hundred feet back from the street, facing the east.
The main body of the house was of two stories (through
which ran a deep bay in front), with mansard roof.
On the south were two stories of the “wing,”
in which were the “settin’ room,”
Aunt Polly’s room, and, above, David’s
quarters. Ten minutes or so before one o’clock
John rang the bell at the front door.
“Sairy’s busy,”
said Mrs. Bixbee apologetically as she let him in,
“an’ so I come to the door myself.”
“Thank you very much,”
said John. “Mr. Harum told me to come over
a little before one, but perhaps I ought to have waited
a few minutes longer.”
“No, it’s all right,”
she replied, “for mebbe you’d like to wash
an’ fix up ‘fore dinner, so I’ll
jes’ show ye where to,” and she led the
way upstairs and into the “front parlor bedroom.”
“There,” she said, “make
yourself comf’table, an’ dinner ’ll
be ready in about ten minutes.”
For a moment John mentally rubbed
his eyes. Then he turned and caught both of Mrs.
Bixbee’s hands and looked at her, speechless.
When he found words he said: “I don’t
know what to say, nor how to thank you properly.
I don’t believe you know how kind this is.”
“Don’t say nothin’
about it,” she protested, but with a look of
great satisfaction. “I done it jes’
t’ relieve my mind, because ever sence you fus’
come I ben worryin’ over your bein’
at that nasty tavern,” and she made a motion
to go.
“You and your brother,”
said John earnestly, still holding her hands, “have
made me a gladder and happier man this Christmas day
than I have been for a very long time.”
“I’m glad on’t,”
she said heartily, “an’ I hope you’ll
be comf’table an’ contented here.
I must go now an’ help Sairy dish up. Come
down to the settin’ room when you’re ready,”
and she gave his hands a little squeeze.
“Aunt Po,
I beg pardon, Mrs. Bixbee,” said John, moved
by a sudden impulse, “do you think you could
find it in your heart to complete my happiness by
giving me a kiss? It’s Christmas, you know,”
he added smilingly.
Aunt Polly colored to the roots of
her hair. “Wa’al,” she said,
with a little laugh, “seein’ ’t
I’m old enough to be your mother, I guess ’t
won’t hurt me none,” and as she went down
the stairs she softly rubbed her lips with the side
of her forefinger.
John understood now why David had
looked out of the bank window so often that morning.
All his belongings were in Aunt Polly’s best
bedroom, having been moved over from the Eagle while
he and David had been in the office. A delightful
room it was, in immeasurable contrast to his squalid
surroundings at that hostelry. The spacious bed,
with its snowy counterpane and silk patchwork “comf’table”
folded on the foot, the bright fire in the open stove,
the big bureau and glass, the soft carpet, the table
for writing and reading standing in the bay, his books
on the broad mantel, and his dressing things laid out
ready to his hand, not to mention an ample supply
of dry towels on the rack.
The poor fellow’s life during
the weeks which he had lived in Homeville had been
utterly in contrast with any previous experience.
Nevertheless he had tried to make the best of it,
and to endure the monotony, the dullness, the entire
lack of companionship and entertainment with what
philosophy he could muster. The hours spent in
the office were the best part of the day. He
could manage to find occupation for all of them, though
a village bank is not usually a scene of active bustle.
Many of the people who did business there diverted
him somewhat, and most of them seemed never too much
in a hurry to stand around and talk the sort of thing
that interested them. After John had got acquainted
with his duties and the people he came in contact
with, David gave less personal attention to the affairs
of the bank; but he was in and out frequently during
the day, and rarely failed to interest his cashier
with his observations and remarks.
But the long winter evenings had been
very bad. After supper, a meal which revolted
every sense, there had been as many hours to be got
through with as he found wakeful, an empty stomach
often adding to the number of them, and the only resource
for passing the time had been reading, which had often
been well-nigh impossible for sheer physical discomfort.
As has been remarked, the winter climate of the middle
portion of New York State is as bad as can be imagined.
His light was a kerosene lamp of half-candle power,
and his appliance for warmth consisted of a small
wood stove, which (as David would have expressed it)
“took two men an’ a boy” to keep
in action, and was either red hot or exhausted.
As from the depths of a spacious lounging
chair he surveyed his new surroundings, and contrasted
them with those from which he had been rescued out
of pure kindness, his heart was full, and it can hardly
be imputed to him as a weakness that for a moment
his eyes filled with tears of gratitude and happiness no
less.
Indeed, there were four happy people
at David’s table that Christmas day. Aunt
Polly had “smartened up” Mrs. Cullom with
collar and cuffs, and in various ways which the mind
of man comprehendeth not in detail; and there had
been some arranging of her hair as well, which altogether
had so transformed and transfigured her that John thought
that he should hardly have known her for the forlorn
creature whom he had encountered in the morning.
And as he looked at the still fine eyes, large and
brown, and shining for the first time in many a year
with a soft light of happiness, he felt that he could
understand how it was that Billy P. had married the
village girl.
Mrs. Bixbee was grand in black silk
and lace collar fastened with a shell-cameo pin not
quite as large as a saucer, and John caught the sparkle
of a diamond on her plump left hand David’s
Christmas gift with regard to which she
had spoken apologetically to Mrs. Cullom:
“I told David that I was ever
so much obliged to him, but I didn’t want a
dimun’ more’n a cat wanted a flag, an’
I thought it was jes’ throwin’ away money.
But he would have it said I c’d sell
it an’ keep out the poor-house some day, mebbe.”
David had not made much change in
his usual raiment, but he was shaved to the blood,
and his round red face shone with soap and satisfaction.
As he tucked his napkin into his shirt collar, Sairy
brought in the tureen of oyster soup, and he remarked,
as he took his first spoonful of the stew, that he
was “hungry ‘nough t’ eat a graven
imidge,” a condition that John was able to sympathize
with after his two days of fasting on crackers and
such provisions as he could buy at Purse’s.
It was, on the whole, he reflected, the most enjoyable
dinner that he ever ate. Never was such a turkey;
and to see it give way under David’s skillful
knife wings, drumsticks, second joints,
side bones, breast was an elevating and
memorable experience. And such potatoes, mashed
in cream; such boiled onions, turnips, Hubbard squash,
succotash, stewed tomatoes, celery, cranberries, “currant
jell!” Oh! and to “top off” with,
a mince pie to die for and a pudding (new to John,
but just you try it some time) of steamed Indian meal
and fruit, with a sauce of cream sweetened with shaved
maple sugar.
“What’ll you have?”
said David to Mrs. Cullom, “dark meat? white
meat?”
“Anything,” she replied
meekly, “I’m not partic’ler.
Most any part of a turkey ’ll taste good, I
guess.”
“All right,” said David.
“Don’t care means a little o’ both.
I alwus know what to give Polly piece o’
the second jint an’ the last-thing-over-the-fence.
Nice ’n rich fer scraggly folks,”
he remarked. “How fer you, John? little
o’ both, eh?” and he heaped the plate
till our friend begged him to keep something for himself.
“Little too much is jes’ right,”
he asserted.
When David had filled the plates and
handed them along Sairy was for bringing
in and taking out; they did their own helping to vegetables
and “passin’” he hesitated
a moment, and then got out of his chair and started
in the direction of the kitchen door.
“What’s the matter?”
asked Mrs. Bixbee in surprise. “Where you
goin’?”
“Woodshed!” said David.
“Woodshed!” she exclaimed, making as if
to rise and follow.
“You set still,” said David. “Somethin’
I fergot.”
“What on earth?” she exclaimed,
with an air of annoyance and bewilderment. “What
do you want in the woodshed? Can’t you set
down an’ let Sairy git it fer ye?”
“No,” he asserted with
a grin. “Sairy might sqush it. It must
be putty meller by this time.” And out
he went.
“Manners!” ejaculated
Mrs. Bixbee. “You’ll think (to John)
we’re reg’ler heathin’.”
“I guess not,” said John, smiling and
much amused.
Presently Sairy appeared with four
tumblers which she distributed, and was followed by
David bearing a bottle. He seated himself and
began a struggle to unwire the same with an ice-pick.
Aunt Polly leaned forward with a look of perplexed
curiosity.
“What you got there?” she asked.
“Vewve Clikot’s universal
an’ suv’rin remedy,” said David,
reading the label and bringing the corners of his
eye and mouth almost together in a wink to John, “fer
toothache, earache, burns, scalds, warts, dispepsy,
fallin’ o’ the hair, windgall, ringbone,
spavin, disapp’inted affections, an’ pips
in hens,” and out came the cork with a “wop,”
at which both the ladies, even Mrs. Cullom, jumped
and cried out.
“David Harum,” declared
his sister with conviction, “I believe thet
that’s a bottle of champagne.”
“If it ain’t,” said
David, pouring into his tumbler, “I ben
swindled out o’ four shillin’,”
and he passed the bottle to John, who held it up inquiringly,
looking at Mrs. Bixbee.
“No, thank ye,” she said
with a little toss of the head, “I’m a
son o’ temp’rence. I don’t
believe,” she remarked to Mrs. Cullom, “thet
that bottle ever cost less ’n a dollar.”
At which remarks David apparently “swallered
somethin’ the wrong way,” and for a moment
or two was unable to proceed with his dinner.
Aunt Polly looked at him suspiciously. It was
her experience that, in her intercourse with her brother,
he often laughed utterly without reason so
far as she could see.
“I’ve always heard it
was dreadful expensive,” remarked Mrs. Cullom.
“Let me give you some,”
said John, reaching toward her with the bottle.
Mrs. Cullom looked first at Mrs. Bixbee and then at
David.
“I don’t know,” she said. “I
never tasted any.”
“Take a little,” said David, nodding approvingly.
“Just a swallow,” said
the widow, whose curiosity had got the better of scruples.
She took a swallow of the wine.
“How do you like it,” asked David.
“Well,” she said as she
wiped her eyes, into which the gas had driven the
tears, “I guess I could get along if I couldn’t
have it regular.”
“Don’t taste good?” suggested David
with a grin.
“Well,” she replied, “I
never did care any great for cider, and this tastes
to me about as if I was drinkin’ cider an’
snuffin’ horseredish at one and the same time.”
“How’s that, John?” said David,
laughing.
“I suppose it’s an acquired
taste,” said John, returning the laugh and taking
a mouthful of the wine with infinite relish. “I
don’t think I ever enjoyed a glass of wine so
much, or,” turning to Aunt Polly, “ever
enjoyed a dinner so much,” which statement completely
mollified her feelings, which had been the least bit
in the world “set edgeways.”
“Mebbe your app’tite’s
got somethin’ to do with it,” said David,
shoveling a knife-load of good things into his mouth.
“Polly, this young man’s ben
livin’ on crackers an’ salt herrín’
fer a week.”
“My land!” cried Mrs.
Bixbee with an expression of horror. “Is
that reelly so? ’T ain’t now, reelly?”
“Not quite so bad as that,”
John answered, smiling; “but Mrs. Elright has
been ill for a couple of days and well,
I have been foraging around Purse’s store a
little.”
“Wa’al, of all the mean
shames!” exclaimed Aunt Polly indignantly.
“David Harum, you’d ought to be ridic’lous
t’ allow such a thing.”
“Wa’al, I never!”
said David, holding his knife and fork straight up
in either fist as they rested on the table, and staring
at his sister. “I believe if the meetin’-house
roof was to blow off you’d lay it on to me somehow.
I hain’t ben runnin’ the Eagle tavern
fer quite a consid’able while. You
got the wrong pig by the ear as usual. Jes’
you pitch into him,” pointing with his fork
to John. “It’s his funeral, if anybody’s.”
“Wa’al,” said Aunt
Polly, addressing John in a tone of injury, “I
do think you might have let somebody know; I think
you’d ortter ’ve known”
“Yes, Mrs. Bixbee,” he
interrupted, “I did know how kind you are and
would have been, and if matters had gone on so much
longer I should have appealed to you, I should have
indeed; but really,” he added, smiling at her,
“a dinner like this is worth fasting a week for.”
“Wa’al,” she said,
mollified again, “you won’t git no more
herrín’ ’nless you ask for ’em.”
“That is just what your brother
said this morning,” replied John, looking at
David with a laugh.