With that dull, callous, rooted impudence,
Which, dead to shame and every nicer sense,
Ne’er blushed, unless, when spreading
Vice’s snares,
He stumbled on some virtue unawares. CHURCHILL.
A YEAR has passed since the events
recorded in the preceding pages, and it is summer
again. Far up, beside one of those tributaries
of the Mississippi, in the western portion of what
is now the State of Minnesota, stands a small cabin,
such as the early settlers in new countries build
for themselves. About a quarter of a mile further
up the stream is a large Sioux village, separated
from the hut by a stretch of woods through which runs
a well-worn footpath. This arrangement the young
missionary, Harvey Richter, preferred rather than
to dwell in the Indian village. While laboring
with all his heart and soul to regulate these degraded
people, and while willing to make their troubles and
afflictions his own, he still desired a seclusion
where his domestic cares and enjoyments were safe from
constant interruption. This explains why his
cabin had been erected at such a distance from his
people.
Every day, no matter what might be
the weather, the missionary visited the village, and
each Sabbath afternoon, when possible, service was
held. This was almost invariably attended by the
entire population, who now listened attentively to
what was uttered, and often sought to follow the counsels
uttered by the good man. A year’s residence
had sufficed to win the respect and confidence of
the Indians, and to convince the faithful servant
that the seed he had sown was already springing up
and bearing fruit.
About a mile from the river, in a
dense portion of the wood, are seated two persons,
in friendly converse. But a glance would be required
to reveal that one of these was our old friend Teddy,
in the most jovial and communicative of moods.
The other, painted and bedaubed until his features
were scarcely recognizable, and attired in the gaudy
Indian apparel, sufficiently explains his identity.
A small jug sitting between them, and which is frequently
carried to the mouth of each, may disclose why, on
this particular morning, they seemed on such confidential
terms. The sad truth was that the greatest drawback
to Harvey Richter’s ministrations was his own
servant Teddy. The Indians could not understand
why he who lived constantly with the missionary, should
be so careless and reckless, and should remain “without
the fold,” when the good man exhorted them in
such earnest language to become Christians. It
was incomprehensible to their minds, and served to
fill more than one with a suspicion that all was not
what it should be. Harvey had spent many an hour
with Teddy, in earnest, prayerful expostulation, but,
thus far, to no purpose.
For six months after the advent of
the missionary and his wife, nothing had been seen
or heard of the strange hunter, when, one cold winter’s
morning, as the former was returning from the village
through the path, a rifle was discharged, and the
bullet whizzed within an inch or two of his eyes.
He might have believed it to be one of the Indians,
had he not secured a fair look at the man as he ran
away. He said nothing of it to his wife or Teddy,
although it occasioned him much trouble and anxiety
of mind.
A month or two later, when Teddy was
hunting in the woods, and had paused a moment for
rest, a gun was discharged at him, from a thick mass
of undergrowth. Certain that the unknown hunter
was at hand, he dashed in as before, determined to
bring the transgressor to a personal account.
Teddy could hear him fleeing, and saw the agitation
of the undergrowth, but did not catch even a glimpse
of his game.
While prosecuting the search, Teddy
suddenly encountered an Indian, staggering along with
a jug in his hand. The savage manifested a friendly
disposition, and the two were soon seated upon the
ground, discussing the fiery contents of the vessel
and exchanging vows of eternal friendship. When
they separated it was with the understanding that
they were to meet again in a couple of days.
Both kept the appointment, and since
that unlucky day they had encountered quite frequently.
Where the Indian obtained the liquor was a mystery,
but it was an attraction that never failed to draw
Teddy forth into the forest. The effect of alcoholic
stimulants upon persons is as various as are their
temperaments. The American Indian almost always
becomes sullen, vindictive and dangerous. Now
and then there is an exception, as was the case with
the new-made friend of Teddy. Both were affected
in precisely a similar manner; both were jolly.
“Begorrah, but yees are a fine
owld gintleman, if yer face does look like a paint-jug,
and ye isn’t able to lay claim to one-half the
beauty meself possesses. That ye be,” said
Teddy, a few moments after they had seated themselves,
and before either had been affected by the poisonous
liquid.
“I loves you!” said the
savage, betraying in his manner of speech a remarkable
knowledge of the English language. “I think
of you when I sleep I think of you when
I open my eyes I think of you all the time.”
“Much obleeged; it’s meself
that thinks and meditates upon your beauty and loving
qualities all the time, barring that in which I thinks
of something else, which is about all the time all
the same to yer honor.”
“Loves you very much,”
repeated the savage; “love Mister Harvey, too,
and Miss Harvey.”
“Then why doesn’t ye come
to hear him preach, ye rose of the wilderness?”
“Don’t like preaching.”
“Did yees ever hear him?”
“Neber hear him.”
“Yer oughter come; and that
minds me I’ve never saan ye around the village,
for which I axes yees the raison?”
“Me ain’t Sioux don’t
like ’em.”
“Whinever yees are discommoded
with this jug, p’raps it wouldn’t be well
for yees to cultivate the acquaintance of any one except
meself, for they might be dispoused to relave
yees of the article, when yees are well aware it’s
an aisy matter for us to do that ourselves.
Where does yees get the jug?”
“Had him good while.”
“I know; but the contents I
mean. Where is it ye secures the vallyble contents?”
“Me get ’em,” was the intelligent
reply..
“That’s what I’ve
been supposing, that yees was gitting more nor your
share; so here’s to prevint,” remarked
Teddy, as he inverted the jug above his head.
“Now, me butternut friend, what ’bjections
have yees to that?”
“All right all be good like
Miss Harvey?”
Teddy stared at the savage, as if he failed to take
in his question.
“Like Miss Harvey good man’s
squaw t’ink she be good woman?”
“The loveliest that iver trod
the airth bless her swate soul. She
niver has shpoken a cross word to Teddy, for all he’s
the biggest scamp that iver brought tears to her eyes.
If there be any thing that has nigh fotched this ould
shiner to his marrowbones it was to see something
glistening in her eyes,” said the Irishman, as
he wiped his own. “God bliss Miss Cora,”
he added, in the same manner of speech that he had
been wont to use before she became a wife. “She
might make any man glad to come and live alone in
the wilderness wid her. It’s meself that
ought to be ashamed to come away and l’ave her
alone by herself, though I thinks even a wild baste
would not harm a hair of her blissid head. If
it wasn’t for this owld whisky-jug I wouldn’t
be l’aving her,” said Teddy, indignantly.
“How be ’lone? Mister Harvey
dere.”
“No, he isn’t, by a jug-full barring
the jug must be well-nigh empty, and the divil save
the jug, inny-how; but not until it’s impty.”
“Where Mr. Harvey go, if not
in cabin?” asked the savage, betraying a suspicious
eagerness that would have been observed by Teddy upon
any other occasion.
“To the village, that he may
preach and hould converse wid ’em. I allers
used to stay at home when he’s gone, for fear
that owld thaif of a hunter might break into the pantry
and shtail our wines that is, if we had
any, which we haven’t. Blast his sowl that
hunter I mane, an’ if iver I cotch him, may
I be used for a flail if I don’t settle his
accounts.”
“When Mister Harvey go to village?”
“Whin he plaises, which is always
in the afternoon, whin his dinner has had a fair chance
to sittle. Does ye take him for a michanic, who
goes to work as soon as he swallows his bread and mate?”
said the Irishman, with official dignity.
“Why you not stay with squaw?”
“That’s the raison,”
replied Teddy, imbibing from the vessel beside him.
“But you will plaise not call Miss Cora a shquaw
any more. If ye does, it will be at the imminent
risk of havin’ this jug smashed over yer head,
afther the whisky is all gone, which it very soon will
be if a plug isn’t put into your mouth.”
“Nice woman much good.”
“You may well say that, Mister
Copperskin, and say nothing else. And it’s
a fine man is Mister Harvey, barring he runs me purty
close once in a while on the moral quishtion.
I’m afeard I shall have to knock under soon.
If I could but slay that thaif of a hunter that has
been poking around here, I think I could go the Christian
aisy; but whin I thinks of that man, I
faals like the divil himself. They’s no
use tryin’ to be pious whin he’s
around; so pass the jug if ye don’t mane to
fight meself.”
“He bad man much
bad,” said the savage, who had received an account
of him from his companion.
“I promised Master Harvey not
to shoot the villain, excipt it might be to save his
life or me own; but I belave if I had the chance, I’d
jist conveniently forgit me promise, and let
me gun go off by accident. St. Pathrick! wouldn’t
I like to have a shindy wid the sn’akin, mean,
skulkin’ assassin!”
“Does he want kill you?”
“Arrah, be aisy now; isn’t
it me master he’s after, and what’s the
difference? Barring I would rather it was meself,
that I might sittle it gintaaly wid him;” and
Teddy, “squaring” himself, began to make
threatening motions at the Indian’s head.
“Bad man why not
like Mr. Harvey?” said the savage, paying no
attention to Teddy’s demonstrations.
“There yees has me. There’s
something atween ’em, though what it might be
none but Mr. Harvey himself knows, less it mought be
the misthress, that I don’t belave knows a word
on it. But what is it yer business, Mr. Mahogany?”
“Mebbe Mr. Harvey hurt him some
time do bad with him,” added the
Indian, betraying an evident interest in the subject.
“Begorrah, if yees can’t
talk better sinse nor that, ye’d bist put a
stopper on yer blab. The idaa of me master harming
any one is too imposterous to be intertained by a
fraa and inlightened people a fraa and
inlightened people, as I used to spell out in the newspapers
at home. But whisht! Ye are a savage, as
don’t know anything about Fourth of July, an’
all the other affections of the people.”
“You dunno what mebbe he done.”
“Do ye know?” asked Teddy, indignantly.
“Nebber know what he do how me know?”
“Thin what does ye mane by talking
in that shtyle? I warns ye, there’s some
things that can’t be passed atween us and that
is one of ’em. If ye wants to fight, jist
you say that again. I’m aching for a shindy
anyhow: so now s’pose ye jist say that again.”
And Teddy began to show unmistakable signs of getting
ready.
“Sorry didn’t
mean feel bad.” “Oh blarney!
Why didn’t ye stick to it, and jist give me
a chance to express meself? But all’s right;
only, be careful and don’t say anything like
it again, that’s all. Pass along the jug,
to wash me timper down, ye know.”
By this time Teddy’s ideas were
beginning to be confused, and his manner maudlin.
He had imbibed freely, and was paying the consequences.
The savage, however, had scarcely taken a swallow,
although he had made as if to do so several times.
His actions would have led an inexperienced person
to think that he was under the influence of liquor;
but he was sober, and his conduct was feigned, evidently,
for some purpose of his own. Teddy grew boisterous,
and insisted on constantly shaking hands and renewing
his pledges of eternal friendship to the savage, who
received and responded to them in turn. Finally,
he squinted toward the westering sun.
“I told Mr. Harvey, when I left,
I was going to hunt, and if I expects to return to-day,
I thinks, Mr. Black Walnut, we should be on our way.
The jug is intirely impty, so there is no occasion
for us to remain longer.”
“Dat so me leave him here.”
“Now let’s shake hands agin afore we rise.”
The shaking of hands was all an excuse
for Teddy to receive assistance in rising to his feet.
He balanced himself a moment, and stared around him,
with that aimless, blinking stare peculiar to a drunken
man.
“Me honey, isn’t there
an airthquake agitatin’ this solitude?”
he asked, steadying himself against a sapling, “or
am I standing on a jug?”
“Dunno mebbe woods
shake feel him a little earth
must be sick,” said the savage, feigning an
unsteadiness of the head.
“Begorrah, but it’s ourselves
that’s the sickest,” laughed Teddy, fully
sensible of his sad condition. “It’ll
niver do to return to Master Harvey in this
shtyle. There’d be a committee of investigation
appointed on the spot, an’ I shouldn’t
pass muster excipt for a whisky-barrel, och hone!”
“Little sick soon be well then
shoot.”
“I wonder now whether I could
howld me gun straight enough to drop a buffler at
ten paces. There sits a bird in that tree that
is grinning at me. I’ll t’ach him
bitter manners.”
The gun was discharged, the bullet
passing within a few inches of the head of the Indian,
who sprung back with a grunt.
“A purty good shot,” laughed
Teddy; “but it would be rayther tiresome
killing game, being I could only hit them as run behind
me, and being I can’t saa in that direction,
I’ll give over the idaa; and turn me undivided
attention to fishing. Ah, divil a bit of difference
is it to the fish, whin a worm is on the right ind,
whether a drunken man or a gintleman is at the other.”
The Indian manifested a readiness
to assist every project of the Irishman, and he now
advised him to fish by all means, urging that they
should proceed to the river at once. But Teddy
insisted upon going to a small creek near at hand.
The savage strongly demurred, but finally yielded,
and the two set out, making their way somewhat after
the fashion of a yoke of oxen.
Upon reaching the stream, Teddy, instead
of pausing upon the bank, continued walking on until
he was splashing up to his waist in water. Had
it not been for the prompt assistance of the Indian,
the poor fellow most probably would have had his earthly
career terminated. This incident partially sobered
Teddy, and made him ashamed of his condition.
He saw the savage was by no means so far gone as himself,
and he bewailed his foolishness in unmeasured terms.
“Who knows but Master Harvey
has gone to the village, and Miss Cora stands in the
door this minute, ’xpacting this owld spalpaan?”
“No go till arternoon,” said the savage.
“What time might it be jist now?”
“’Tain’t noon yit soon
be bimeby.”
“It’s all the same; I
shan’t be fit to go home afore night, whin I
might bist stay away altogether. And you, Mr.
Copperskin, was the maans of gittin’ me in this
trouble.”
“Me make you drink him?”
asked the savage. “You not ax for jug, eh?
You not want him?”
“Yes, begorrah, it was me own
fault. Whisky is me waikness. Its illigant
perfume always sits me wild fur it. Mister Harvey
was belaving, whin he brought me here, that I wouldn’t
be drinking any of the vile stuff, for the good rais’n
that I couldn’t git none; but, what’ll
he say now? Niver was I drunker at Donnybrook,
and only once, an’ that was at me father’s
fourteenth weddin’.”
“Don’t want more?”
“NO!” thundered Teddy.
“I hope I may niver see nor taste another drop
so long as I live. I here asserts me ancient honor
agin, an’ I defy the jug, ye spalpeen of a barbarian
what knows no better.” Teddy’s reassertion
of dignity was very ludicrous, for a tree had to support
him as he spoke; but he evidently was in earnest.
“Neber gib it if don’t want
it.”
“They say an Indian never will
tell a lie to a friend,” said Teddy, dropping
his voice as if speaking to himself. “Do
you ever lie, Mr. What’s-your-name?”
“No,” replied the savage,
thereby uttering an unmitigated falsehood.
“You give me your promise, then,
that ye’ll niver furnish me anither drap?”
“Yis.”
“Give me yer hand.”
The two shook hands, Teddy’s
face, despite its vacant expression, lighting up for
the time with a look of delight.
“Now I’ll fish,”
said Teddy. “P’raps it is best that
ye l’ave these parts; not that I intertains
inmity or bad-will toward you, but thin ye know hello!
yees are gone already, bees you?”
The Indian had departed, and Teddy
turned his attention toward securing the bait.
In a few moments he had cast the line out in the stream
and was sound asleep, in which condition he remained
until night set in.