It was the light touch of the boy
An upon my shoulder which roused me. He was bending
down, his pretty face full of concernful sympathy,
and in a minute said knowing nothing of
my thoughts, of course.
“It is the wine, stranger, the
pink oblivion, it sometimes makes one feel like that
until enough is taken; you stopped just short of what
you should have had, and the next cup would have been
delight I should have told you.”
“Ay,” I answered, glad
he should think so, “it was the wine, no doubt;
your quaint drink, sir, tangled up my senses for the
moment, but they are clearer now, and I am eager past
expression to learn a little more of this strange
country I have wandered into.”
“I would rather,” said
the boy, relapsing again into his state of kindly
lethargy, “that you learnt things as you went,
for talking is work, and work we hate, but today we
are all new and fresh, and if ever you are to ask
questions now is certainly the time. Come with
me to the city yonder, and as we go I will answer
the things you wish to know;” and I went with
him, for I was humble and amazed, and, in truth, at
that moment, had not a word to say for myself.
All the way from the plain where I
had awoke to the walls of the city stood booths, drinking-places,
and gardens divided by labyrinths of canals, and embowered
in shrubberies that seemed coming into leaf and flower
as we looked, so swift was the process of their growth.
These waterways were covered with skiffs being pushed
and rowed in every direction; the cheerful rowers
calling to each other through the leafy screens separating
one lane from another till the place was full of their
happy chirruping. Every booth and way-side halting-place
was thronged with these delicate and sprightly people,
so friendly, so gracious, and withal so purposeless.
I began to think we should never reach
the town itself, for first my guide would sit down
on a green stream-bank, his feet a-dangle in the clear
water, and bandy wit with a passing boat as though
there were nothing else in the world to think of.
And when I dragged him out of that, whispering in
his ear, “The town, my dear boy! the town!
I am all agape to see it,” he would saunter
reluctantly to a booth a hundred yards further on
and fall to eating strange confections or sipping
coloured wines with chance acquaintances, till again
I plucked him by the sleeve and said: “Seth,
good comrade was it not so you called your
city just now? take me to the gates, and
I will be grateful to you,” then on again down
a flowery lane, aimless and happy, wasting my time
and his, with placid civility I was led by that simple
guide.
Wherever we went the people stared
at me, as well they might, as I walked through them
overtopping the tallest by a head or more. The
drinking-cups paused half-way to their mouths; the
jests died away upon their lips; and the blinking
eyes of the drinkers shone with a momentary sparkle
of wonder as their minds reeled down those many-tinted
floods to the realms of oblivion they loved.
I heard men whisper one to another,
“Who is he?”; “Whence does he come?”;
“Is he a tribute-taker?” as I strolled
amongst them, my mind still so thrilled with doubt
and wonder that to me they seemed hardly more than
painted puppets, the vistas of their lovely glades
and the ivory town beyond only the fancy of a dream,
and their talk as incontinent as the babble of a stream.
Then happily, as I walked along with
bent head brooding over the incredible thing that
had happened, my companion’s shapely legs gave
out, and with a sigh of fatigue he suggested we should
take a skiff amongst the many lying about upon the
margins and sail towards the town, “For,”
said he, “the breeze blows thitherward, and ’tis
a shame to use one’s limbs when Nature will
carry us for nothing!”
“But have you a boat of your
own hereabouts?” I queried; “for to tell
the truth I came from home myself somewhat poorly provided
with means to buy or barter, and if your purse be
not heavier than mine we must still do as poor men
do.”
“Oh!” said An, “there
is no need to think of that, no one here to hire or
hire of; we will just take the first skiff we see that
suits us.”
“And what if the owner should
come along and find his boat gone?”
“Why, what should he do but
take the next along the bank, and the master of that
the next again how else could it be?”
said the Martian, and shrugging my shoulders, for
I was in no great mood to argue, we went down to the
waterway, through a thicket of budding trees underlaid
with a carpet of small red flowers filling the air
with a scent of honey, and soon found a diminutive
craft pulled up on the bank. There were some
dainty cloaks and wraps in it which An took out and
laid under a tree. But first he felt in the pouch
of one for a sweetmeat which his fine nostrils, acute
as a squirrel’s, told him was there, and taking
the lump out bit a piece from it, afterwards replacing
it in the owner’s pocket with the frankest simplicity.
Then we pushed off, hoisted the slender
mast, set the smallest lug-sail that ever a sailor
smiled at, and, myself at the helm, and that golden
youth amidships, away we drifted under thickets of
drooping canes tasselled with yellow catkin-flowers,
up the blue alley of the water into the broader open
river beyond with its rapid flow and crowding boats,
the white city front now towering clear before us.
The air was full of sunshine and merry
voices; birds were singing, trees were budding; only
my heart was heavy, my mind confused. Yet why
should I be sad, I said to myself presently?
Life beat in my pulses; what had I to fear?
This world I had tumbled into was new and strange,
no doubt, but tomorrow it would be old and familiar;
it discredited my manhood to sit brow-bent like that,
so with an effort I roused myself.
“Old chap!” I said to
my companion, as he sat astride of a thwart slowly
chewing something sticky and eyeing me out of the corner
of his eyes with vapid wonder, “tell me something
of this land of yours, or something about yourself which
reminds me I have a question to ask. It is a
bit delicate, but you look a sensible sort of fellow,
and will take no offence. The fact is, I have
noticed as we came along half your population dresses
in all the colours of the rainbow ’fancy
suitings’ our tailors could call it at home and
this half of the census are undoubtedly men and women.
The rub is that the other half, to which you belong,
all dress alike in yellow, and I will be fired
from the biggest gun on the Carolina’s main deck
if I can tell what sex you belong to! I took
you for a boy in the beginning, and the way you closed
with the idea of having a drink with me seemed to show
I was dead on the right course. Then a little
later on I heard you and a friend abusing our sex
from an outside point of view in a way which was very
disconcerting. This, and some other things, have
set me all abroad again, and as fate seems determined
to make us chums for this voyage why well,
frankly, I should be glad to know if you be boy or
girl? If you are as I am, no more nor less then for
I like you there’s my hand in comradeship.
If you are otherwise, as those sleek outlines seem
to promise why, here’s my hand again!
But man or woman you must be come, which
is it?”
If I had been perplexed before, to
watch that boy now was more curious than ever.
He drew back from me with a show of wounded dignity,
then bit his lips, and sighed, and stared, and frowned.
“Come,” I said laughingly, “speak!
it engenders ambiguity to be so ambiguous of gender!
’Tis no great matter, yes or no, a plain answer
will set us fairly in our friendship; if it is comrade,
then comrade let it be; if maid, why, I shall not
quarrel with that, though it cost me a likely messmate.”
“You mock me.”
“Not I, I never mocked any one.”
“And does my robe tell you nothing?”
“Nothing so much; a yellow tunic
and becoming enough, but nothing about it to hang
a deduction on. Come! Are you a girl, after
all?”
“I do not count myself a girl.”
“Why, then, you are the most
blooming boy that ever eyes were set upon; and though
’tis with some tinge of regret, yet cheerfully
I welcome you into the ranks of manhood.”
“I hate your manhood, send it
after the maidhood; it fits me just as badly.”
“But An, be reasonable; man or maid you must
be.”
“Must be; why?”
“Why?” Was ever such
a question put to a sane mortal before? I stared
at that ambiguous thing before me, and then, a little
wroth to be played with, growled out something about
Martians being all drunk or mad.
“’Tis you yourself are
one or other,” said that individual, by this
time pink with anger, “and if you think because
I am what I am you can safely taunt me, you are wrong.
See! I have a sting,” and like a thwarted
child my companion half drew from the folds of the
yellow tunic-dress the daintiest, most harmless-looking
little dagger that was ever seen.
“Oh, if it comes to that,”
I answered, touching the Navy scabbard still at my
hip, and regaining my temper at the sight of hers,
“why, I have a sting also and twice
as long as yours! But in truth, An, let us not
talk of these things; if something in what I have said
has offended nice Martian scruples I am sorry, and
will question no more, leaving my wonder for time
to settle.”
“No,” said the other,
“it was my fault to be hasty of offence; I am
not so angered once a year. But in truth your
question moves us yellow robes deeply. Did you
not really know that we who wear this saffron tunic
are slaves, a race apart, despised by all.”
“‘Slaves,’ no; how should I know
it?”
“I thought you must understand
a thing so fundamental, and it was that thought which
made your questions seem unkind. But if indeed
you have come so far as not to understand even this,
then let me tell you once we of this garb were women priestesses
of the immaculate conceptions of humanity; guardians
of those great hopes and longings which die so easily.
And because we forgot our high station and took to
aping another sex the gods deserted and men despised
us, giving us, in the fierceness of their contempt,
what we asked for. We are the slave ants of
the nest, the work-bees of the hive, come, in truth,
of those here who still be men and women of a sort,
but toilers only; unknown in love, unregretted in
death those who dangle all children but
their own slaves cursed with the accomplishment
of their own ambition.”
There was no doubt poor An believed
what she said, for her attitude was one of extreme
dejection while she spoke, and to cheer her I laughed.
“Oh! come, it can’t be
as bad as that. Surely sometimes some of you
win back to womanhood? You yourself do not look
so far gone but what some deed of abnegation, some
strong love if you could but conceive it would set
you right again. Surely you of the primrose robes
can sometimes love?”
Whereat unwittingly I troubled the
waters in the placid soul of that outcast Martian!
I cannot exactly describe how it was, but she bent
her head silently for a moment or two, and then, with
a sigh, lifting her eyes suddenly to mine, said quietly,
“Yes, sometimes; sometimes but very
seldom,” while for an instant across her face
there flashed the summer lightning of a new hope,
a single transient glance of wistful, timid entreaty;
of wonder and delight that dared not even yet acknowledge
itself.
Then it was my turn to sit silent, and the pause was so
awkward that in a minute, to break it, I exclaimed
“Let’s drop personalities,
old chap I mean my dear Miss An. Tell
me something about your people, and let us begin properly
at the top: have you got a king, for instance?”
To this the girl, pulling herself out of the pleasant slough
of her listlessness, and falling into my vein, answered
“Both yes and no, sir traveller
from afar no chiefly, and yet perhaps yes.
If it were no then it were so, and if yes then Hath
were our king.”
“A mild king I should judge
by your uncertainty. In the place where I came
from kings press their individualities somewhat more
clearly on their subjects’ minds. Is Hath
here in the city? Does he come to your feasts
today?”
An nodded. Hath was on the river,
he had been to see the sunrise; even now she thought
the laughter and singing down behind the bend might
be the king’s barge coming up citywards.
“He will not be late,” said my companion,
“because the marriage-feast is set for tomorrow
in the palace.”
I became interested. Kings,
palaces, marriage-feasts why, here was
something substantial to go upon; after all these gauzy
folk might turn out good fellows, jolly comrades to
sojourn amongst and marriage-feasts reminded
me again I was hungry.
“Who is it,” I asked,
with more interest in my tone, “who gets married? is
it your ambiguous king himself?”
Whereat An’s purple eyes
broadened with wonder: then as though she would
not be uncivil she checked herself, and answered with
smothered pity for my ignorance, “Not only Hath
himself, but every one, stranger, they are all married
tomorrow; you would not have them married one at a
time, would you?” this with inexpressible
derision.
I said, with humility, something like
that happened in the place I came from, asking her
how it chanced the convenience of so many came to one
climax at the same moment. “Surely, An,
this is a marvel of arrangement. Where I dwelt
wooings would sometimes be long or sometimes short,
and all maids were not complacent by such universal
agreement.”
The girl was clearly perplexed.
She stared at me a space, then said, “What
have wooings long or short to do with weddings?
You talk as if you did your wooing first and then
came to marriage we get married first and
woo afterwards!”
“’Tis not a bad idea,
and I can see it might lend an ease and certainty
to the pastime which our method lacks. But if
the woman is got first and sued subsequently, who
brings you together? Who sees to the essential
preliminaries of assortment?”
An, looking at my shoes as though
she speculated on the remoteness of the journey I
had come if it were measured by my ignorance, replied,
“The urn, stranger, the urn does that what
else? How it may be in that out-fashioned region
you have come from I cannot tell, but here ’tis
so commonplace I should have thought you must have
known it we put each new year the names
of all womenkind into an urn and the men draw for
them, each town, each village by itself, and those
they draw are theirs; is it conceivable your race
has other methods?”
I told her it was so we
picked and chose for ourselves, beseeching the damsels,
fighting for them, and holding the sun of romance was
at its setting just where the Martians held it to
rise. Whereat An burst out laughing a
clear, ringing laugh that set all the light-hearted
folk in the nearest boats laughing in sympathy.
But when the grotesqueness of the idea had somewhat
worn off, she turned grave and asked me if such a
fancy did not lead to spite, envy, and bickerings.
“Why, it seems to me,” she said, shaking
her curly head, “such a plan might fire cities,
desolate plains, and empty palaces
“Such things have been.”
“Ah! our way is much the better.
See!” quoth that gentle philosopher. “‘Here,’
one of our women would say, ’am I to-day, unwed,
as free of thought as yonder bird chasing the catkin
down; tomorrow I shall be married, with a whole summer
to make love in, relieved at one bound of all those
uncertainties you acknowledge to, with nothing to do
but lie about on sunny banks with him whom chance
sends me, come to the goal of love without any travelling
to get there.’ Why, you must acknowledge
this is the perfection of ease.”
But supposing, I said, chance dealt unkindly to you from
your nuptial urn, supposing the man was not to your liking, or another coveted
him? To which An answered, with some shrewdness
“In the first case we should
do what we might, being no worse off than those in
your land who had played ill providence to themselves.
In the second, no maid would covet him whom fate
had given to another, it were too fatiguing, or if
such a thing did happen, then one of them would
waive his claims, for no man or woman ever born was
worth a wrangle, and it is allowed us to barter and
change a little.”
All this was strange enough.
I could not but laugh, while An laughed at the lightest
invitation, and thus chatting and deriding each other’s
social arrangements we floated idly townwards and presently
came out into the main waterway perhaps a mile wide
and flowing rapidly, as streams will on the threshold
of the spring, with brash or waste of distant beaches
riding down it, and every now and then a broken branch
or tree-stem glancing through waves whose crests a
fresh wind lifted and sowed in golden showers in the
intervening furrows. The Martians seemed expert
upon the water, steering nimbly between these floating
dangers when they met them, but for the most part hugging
the shore where a more placid stream better suited
their fancies, and for a time all went well.
An, as we went along, was telling
me more of her strange country, pointing out birds
or flowers and naming them to me. “Now
that,” she said, pointing to a small grey owl
who sat reflective on a floating log we were approaching “that
is a bird of omen; cover your face and look away,
for it is not well to watch it.”
Whereat I laughed. “Oh!”
I answered, “so those ancient follies have come
as far as this, have they? But it is no bird
grey or black or white that can frighten folk where
I come from; see, I will ruffle his philosophy for
him,” and suiting the action to the words I lifted
a pebble that happened to lie at the bottom of the
boat and flung it at that creature with the melancholy
eyes. Away went the owl, dipping his wings into
the water at every stroke, and as he went wailing out
a ghostly cry, which even amongst sunshine and glitter
made one’s flesh creep.
An shook her head. “You
should not have done that,” she said; “our
dead whom we send down over the falls come back in
the body of yonder little bird. But he has gone
now,” she added, with relief; “see, he
settles far up stream upon the point of yonder rotten
bough; I would not disturb him again if I were you
Whatever more An would have said was
lost, for amidst a sound of flutes and singing round
the bend of the river below came a crowd of boats
decked with flowers and garlands, all clustering round
a barge barely able to move, so thick those lesser
skiffs pressed upon it. So close those wherries
hung about that the garlanded rowers who sat at the
oars could scarcely pull, but, here as everywhere,
it was the same good temper, the same carelessness
of order, as like a flowery island in the dancing
blue water the motley fleet came up.
I steered our skiff a space out from
the bank to get a better view, while An clapped her
hands together and laughed. “It is Hath he
himself and those of the palace with him. Steer
a little nearer still, friend so! between
yon floating rubbish flats, for those with Hath are
good to look at.”
Nothing loth I made out into mid-stream
to see that strange prince go by, little thinking
in a few minutes I should be shaking hands with him,
a wet and dripping hero. The crowd came up, and
having the advantage of the wind, it did not take
me long to get a front place in the ruck, whence I
set to work, with republican interest in royalty, to
stare at the man who An said was the head of Martian
society. He did not make me desire to renounce
my democratic principles. The royal fellow was
sitting in the centre of the barge under a canopy and
on a throne which was a mass of flowers, not bunched
together as they would have been with us, but so cunningly
arranged that they rose from the footstool to the
pinnacle in a rhythm of colour, a poem in bud and
petals the like of which for harmonious beauty I could
not have imagined possible. And in this fairy
den was a thin, gaunt young man, dressed in some sort
of black stuff so nondescript that it amounted to
little more than a shadow. I took it for granted
that a substance of bone and muscle was covered by
that gloomy suit, but it was the face above that alone
riveted my gaze and made me return the stare he gave
me as we came up with redoubled interest. It
was not an unhandsome face, but ashy grey in colour
and amongst the insipid countenances of the Martians
about him marvellously thoughtful. I do not know
whether those who had killed themselves by learning
ever leave ghosts behind, but if so this was the very
ideal for such a one. At his feet I noticed,
when I unhooked my eyes from his at last, sat a girl
in a loose coral pink gown who was his very antipode.
Princess Heru, for so she was called, was resting
one arm upon his knee at our approach and pulling
a blue convolvulus bud to pieces a charming
picture of dainty idleness. Anything so soft,
so silken as that little lady was never seen before.
Who am I, a poor quarter-deck loafer, that I should
attempt to describe what poet and painter alike would
have failed to realise? I know, of course, your
stock descriptives: the melting eye, the coral
lip, the peachy cheek, the raven tress; but these were
coined for mortal woman and this was not
one of them. I will not attempt to describe the
glorious tenderness of those eyes she turned upon me
presently; the glowing radiance of her skin; the infinite
grace of every action; the incredible soul-searching
harmony of her voice, when later on I heard it you
must gather something of these things as I go suffice
it to say that when I saw her there for the first time
in the plenitude of her beauty I fell desperately,
wildly in love with her.
Meanwhile, even the most infatuated
of mortals cannot stare for ever without saying something.
The grating of our prow against the garlanded side
of the royal barge roused me from my reverie, and
nodding to An, to imply I would be back presently,
I lightly jumped on to Hath’s vessel, and, with
the assurance of a free and independent American voter,
approached that individual, holding out my palm, and
saying as I did so,
“Shake hands, Mr. President!”
The prince came forward at my bidding
and extending his hand for mine. He bowed slow
and sedately, in that peculiar way the Martians have,
a ripple of gratified civility passing up his flesh;
lower and lower he bowed, until his face was over
our clasped hands, and then, with simple courtesy,
he kissed my finger-tips! This was somewhat embarrassing.
It was not like the procedure followed in Courts nearer
to Washington than this one, as far as my reading
went, and, withdrawing my fingers hastily, I turned
to the princess, who had risen, and was eyeing her
somewhat awkwardly, the while wondering what kind of
salutation would be suitable in her case when a startling
incident happened. The river, as said, was full
of floating rubbish brought down from some far-away
uplands by a spring freshet while the royal convoy
was making slow progress upstream and thus met it
all bow on. Some of this stuff was heavy timber,
and when a sudden warning cry went up from the leading
boats it did not take my sailor instinct long to guess
what was amiss. Those in front shot side to side,
those behind tried to drop back as, bearing straight
down on the royal barge, there came a log of black
wood twenty feet long and as thick as the mainmast
of an old three-decker.
Hath’s boat could no more escape
than if it had been planted on a rocky pedestal, garlands
and curtains trailing in the water hung so heavy on
it. The gilded paddles of the slender rowers
were so feeble they had but made a half-turn
from that great javelin’s road when down it came
upon them, knocking the first few pretty oarsmen head
over heels and crackling through their oars like a
bull through dry maize stalks. I sprang forward,
and snatching a pole from a half-hearted slave, jammed
the end into the head of the log and bore with all
my weight upon it, diverting it a little, and thereby
perhaps saving the ship herself, but not enough.
As it flashed by a branch caught upon the trailing
tapestry, hurling me to the deck, and tearing away
with it all that finery. Then the great spar,
tossing half its dripping length into the air, went
plunging downstream with shreds of silk and flowers
trailing from it, and white water bubbling in its
rear.
When I scrambled to my feet all was
ludicrous confusion on board. Hath still stood
by his throne an island in a sea of disorder staring
at me; all else was chaos. The rowers and courtiers
were kicking and wallowing in the “waist”
of the ship like fish newly shot out of a trawl net,
but the princess was gone. Where was she?
I brushed the spray from my eyes, and stared overboard.
She was not in the bubbling blue water alongside.
Then I glanced aft to where the log, now fifteen
yards away, was splashing through the sunshine, and,
as I looked, a fair arm came up from underneath and
white fingers clutched convulsively at the sky.
What man could need more? Down the barge I rushed,
and dropping only my swordbelt, leapt in to her rescue.
The gentle Martians were too numb to raise a hand
in help; but it was not necessary. I had the
tide with me, and gained at every stroke. Meanwhile
that accursed tree, with poor Heru’s skirts caught
on a branch, was drowning her at its leisure; lifting
her up as it rose upon the crests, a fair, helpless
bundle, and then sousing her in its fall into the
nether water, where I could see her gleam now and again
like pink coral.
I redoubled my efforts and got alongside,
clutching the rind of that old stump, and swimming
and scrambling, at last was within reach of the princess.
Thereon the log lifted her playfully to my arms, and
when I had laid hold came down, a crushing weight,
and forced us far into the clammy bosom of Martian
sea. Again we came up, coughing and choking I
tugging furiously at that tangled raiment, and the
lady, a mere lump of sweetness in my other arm then
down again with that log upon me and all the noises
of Eblis in my ears. Up and down we went, over
and over, till strength was spent and my ribs seemed
breaking; then, with a last desperate effort, I got
a knee against the stem, and by sheer strength freed
my princess the spiteful timber made a last
ugly thrust at us as it rolled away and
we were free!
I turned upon my back, and, sure of
rescue now, took the lady’s head upon my chest,
holding her sweet, white fists in mine the while, and,
floating, waited for help.
It came only too quickly. The
gallant Martians, when they saw the princess saved,
came swiftly down upon us. Over the lapping of
the water in my ears I heard their sigh like
cries of admiration and surprise, the rattle of spray
on the canoe sides mingled with the splash of oars,
the flitting shadows of their prows were all about
us, and in less time than it takes to write we were
hauled aboard, revived, and taken to Hath’s
barge. Again the prince’s lips were on
my fingertips; again the flutes and music struck up;
and as I squeezed the water out of my hair, and tried
to keep my eyes off the outline of Heru, whose loveliness
shone through her damp, clinging, pink robe, as if
that robe were but a gauzy fancy, I vaguely heard Hath
saying wondrous things of my gallantry, and, what
was more to the purpose, asking me to come with him
and stay that night at the palace.