It was only at moments like these
I had any time to reflect on my circumstances or that
giddy chance which had shot me into space in this
fashion, and, frankly, the opportunities, when they
did come, brought such an extraordinary depressing
train of thought, I by no means invited them.
Even with the time available the occasion was always
awry for such reflection. These dainty triflers
made sulking as impossible amongst them as philosophy
in a ballroom. When I stalked out like that
from the library in fine mood to moralise and apostrophise
heaven in a way that would no doubt have looked fine
upon these pages, one sprightly damsel, just as the
gloomy rhetoric was bursting from my lips, thrust
a flower under my nose whose scent brought on a violent
attack of sneezing, her companions joining hands and
dancing round me while they imitated my agony.
Then, when I burst away from them and rushed down
a narrow arcade of crumbling mansions, another stopped
me in mid-career, and taking the honey-stick she was
sucking from her lips, put it to mine, like a pretty,
playful child. Another asked me to dance, another
to drink pink oblivion with her, and so on.
How could one lament amongst all this irritating cheerfulness?
An might have helped me, for poor
An was intelligent for a Martian, but she had disappeared,
and the terrible vacuity of life in the planet was
forced upon me when I realised that possessing no cognomen,
no fixed address, or rating, it would be the merest
chance if I ever came across her again.
Looking for my friendly guide and
getting more and more at sea amongst a maze of comely
but similar faces, I made chance acquaintance with
another of her kind who cheerfully drank my health
at the Government’s expense, and chatted on
things Martian. She took me to see a funeral
by way of amusement, and I found these people floated
their dead off on flower-decked rafts instead of burying
them, the send-offs all taking place upon a certain
swift-flowing stream, which carried the dead away
into the vast region of northern ice, but more exactly
whither my informant seemed to have no idea.
The voyager on this occasion was old, and this brought
to my mind the curious fact that I had observed few
children in the city, and no elders, all, except perhaps
Hath, being in a state of sleek youthfulness.
My new friend explained the peculiarity by declaring
Martians ripened with extraordinary rapidity from
infancy to the equivalent of about twenty-five years
of age, with us, and then remained at that period
however long they might live; Only when they died
did their accumulated seasons come upon them; the girl
turning pale, and wringing her pretty hands in sympathetic
concern when I told her there was a land where decrepitude
was not so happily postponed. The Martians,
she said, arranged their calendar by the varying colours
of the seasons, and loved blue as an antidote to the
generally red and rusty character of their soil.
Discussing such things as these we
lightly squandered the day away, and I know of nothing
more to note until the evening was come again:
that wonderful purple evening which creeps over the
outer worlds at sunset, a seductive darkness gemmed
with ten thousand stars riding so low in the heaven
they seem scarcely more than mast high. When
that hour was come my friend tiptoed again to my cheek,
and then, pointing to the palace and laughingly hoping
fate would send me a bride “as soft as catkin
and as sweet as honey,” slipped away into the
darkness.
Then I remembered all on a sudden
this was the connubial evening of my sprightly friends the
occasion when, as An had told me, the Government constituted
itself into a gigantic matrimonial agency, and, with
the cheerful carelessness of the place, shuffled the
matrimonial pack anew, and dealt a fresh hand to all
the players. Now I had no wish to avail myself
of a sailor’s privilege of a bride in every port,
but surely this game would be interesting enough to
see, even if I were but a disinterested spectator.
As a matter of fact I was something more than that,
and had been thinking a good deal of Heru during the
day. I do not know whether I actually aspired
to her hand that were a large order, even
if there had been no suspicion in my mind she was already
bespoke in some vague way by the invisible Hath, most
abortive of princes. But she was undeniably
a lovely girl; the more one thought of her the more
she grew upon the fancy, and then the preference she
had shown myself was very gratifying. Yes, I
would certainly see this quaint ceremonial, even if
I took no leading part in it.
The great centre hall of the palace
was full of a radiant light bringing up its ruined
columns and intruding creepers to the best effect
when I entered. Dinner also was just being served,
as they would say in another, and alas! very distant
place, and the whole building thronged with folk.
Down the centre low tables with room for four hundred
people were ranged, but they looked quaint enough since
but two hundred were sitting there, all brand-new bachelors
about to be turned into brand new Benedicts, and taking
it mightily calmly it seemed. Across the hall-top
was a raised table similarly arranged and ornamented;
and entering into the spirit of the thing, and little
guessing how stern a reality was to come from the evening,
I sat down in a vacant place near to the dais, and
only a few paces from where the pale, ghost-eyed Hath
was already seated.
Almost immediately afterwards music
began to buzz all about the hall music
of the kind the people loved which always seemed to
me as though it were exuding from the tables and benches,
so disembodied and difficult it was to locate; all
the sleepy gallants raised their flower-encircled
heads at the same time, seizing their wine-cups, already
filled to the brim, and the door at the bottom of the
hall opening, the ladies, preceded by one carrying
a mysterious vase covered with a glittering cloth,
came in.
Now, being somewhat thirsty, I had
already drunk half the wine in my beaker, and whether
it was that draught, drugged as all Martian wines
are, or the sheer loveliness of the maids themselves,
I cannot say, but as the procession entered, and,
dividing, circled round under the colonnades of the
hall, a sensation of extraordinary felicity came over
me an emotion of divine contentment purged
of all grossness and I stared and stared
at the circling loveliness, gossamer-clad, flower-girdled,
tripping by me with vapid delight. Either the
wine was budding in my head, or there was little to
choose from amongst them, for had any of those ladies
sat down in the vacant place beside me, I should certainly
have accepted her as a gift from heaven, without question
or cavil. But one after another they slipped
by, modestly taking their places in the shadows until
at last came Princess Heru, and at the sight of her
my soul was stirred.
She came undulating over the white
marble, the loveliness of her fairy person dimmed
but scarcely hidden by a robe of softest lawn in colour
like rose-petals, her eyes aglitter with excitement
and a charming blush upon her face.
She came straight up to me, and, resting
a dainty hand upon my shoulder, whispered, “Are
you come as a spectator only, dear Mr. Jones, or do
you join in our custom tonight?”
“I came only as a bystander,
lady, but the fascination of the opportunity is deadly
“And have you any preference?” this
in the softest little voice from somewhere in the
nape of my neck. “Strangers sometimes say
there are fair women in Seth.”
“None till you came;
and now, as was said a long time ago, ’All is
dross that is not Helen.’ Dearest lady,”
I ran on, detaining her by the fingertips and gazing
up into those shy and star-like eyes, “must I
indeed put all the hopes your kindness has roused in
me these last few days to a shuffle in yonder urn,
taking my chance with all these lazy fellows?
In that land whereof I was, we would not have had
it so, we loaded our dice in these matters, a strong
man there might have a willing maid though all heaven
were set against him! But give me leave, sweet
lady, and I will ruffle with these fellows; give me
a glance and I will barter my life for your billet
when it is drawn, but to stand idly by and see you
won by a cold chance, I cannot do it.”
That lady laughed a little and said,
“Men make laws, dear Jones, for women to keep.
It is the rule, and we must not break it.”
Then, gently tugging at her imprisoned fingers and
gathering up her skirts to go, she added, “But
it might happen that wit here were better than sword.”
Then she hesitated, and freeing herself at last slipped
from my side, yet before she was quite gone half turned
again and whispered so low that no one but I could
hear it, “A golden pool, and a silver fish,
and a line no thicker than a hair!” and before
I could beg a meaning of her, had passed down the
hall and taken a place with the other expectant damsels.
“A golden pool,” I said
to myself, “a silver fish, and a line of hair.”
What could she mean? Yet that she meant something,
and something clearly of importance, I could not doubt.
“A golden pool, and a silver fish ”
I buried my chin in my chest and thought deeply but
without effect while the preparations were made and
the fateful urn, each maid having slipped her name
tablet within, was brought down to us, covered in
a beautiful web of rose-coloured tissue, and commenced
its round, passing slowly from hand to hand as each
of those handsome, impassive, fawn-eyed gallants lifted
a corner of the web in turn and helped themselves
to fate.
“A golden pool,” I muttered,
“and a silver fish” so absorbed
in my own thoughts I hardly noticed the great cup
begin its journey, but when it had gone three or four
places the glitter of the lights upon it caught my
eye. It was of pure gold, round-brimmed, and circled
about with a string of the blue convolvulus, which
implies delight to these people. Ay! and each
man was plunging his hand into the dark and taking
in his turn a small notch-edged mother-of-pearl billet
from it that flashed soft and silvery as he turned
it in his hand to read the name engraved in unknown
characters thereon. “Why,” I said,
with a start, “surely this might be the
golden pool and these the silver fish but
the hair-fine line?” And again I meditated deeply,
with all my senses on the watch.
Slowly the urn crept round, and as
each man took a ticket from it, and passed it, smiling,
to the seneschal behind him, that official read out
the name upon it, and a blushing damsel slipped from
the crowd above, crossing over to the side of the
man with whom chance had thus lightly linked her for
the brief Martian year, and putting her hands in his
they kissed before all the company, and sat down to
their places at the table as calmly as country folk
might choose partners at a village fair in hay-time.
But not so with me. Each time
a name was called I started and stared at the drawer
in a way which should have filled him with alarm had
alarm been possible to the peace-soaked triflers, then
turned to glance to where, amongst the women, my tender
little princess was leaning against a pillar, with
drooping head, slowly pulling a convolvulus bud to
pieces. None drew, though all were thinking of
her, as I could tell in my fingertips. Keener
and keener grew the suspense as name after name was
told and each slim white damsel skipped to the place
allotted her. And all the time I kept muttering
to myself about that “golden pool,” wondering
and wondering until the urn had passed half round the
tables and was only some three men up from me and
then an idea flashed across my mind. I dipped
my fingers in the scented water-basin on the table,
drying them carefully on a napkin, and waiting, outwardly
as calm as any, yet inwardly wrung by those tremors
which beset all male creation in such circumstances.
And now at last it was my turn.
The great urn, blazing golden, through its rosy covering,
was in front, and all eyes on me. I clapped a
sunburnt hand upon its top as though I would take all
remaining in it to myself and stared round at that
company only her herself I durst not look
at! Then, with a beating heart, I lifted a corner
of the web and slipped my hand into the dark inside,
muttering to myself as I did so, “A golden pool,
and a silver fish, and a line no thicker than a hair.”
I touched in turn twenty perplexing tablets and was
no whit the wiser, and felt about the sides yet came
to nothing, groping here and there with a rising despair,
until as my fingers, still damp and fine of touch,
went round the sides a second time, yes! there was
something, something in the hollow of the fluting,
a thought, a thread, and yet enough. I took
it unseen, lifting it with infinite forbearance, and
the end was weighted, the other tablets slipped and
rattled as from their midst, hanging to that one fine
virgin hair, up came a pearly billet. I doubted
no longer, but snapped the thread, and showed the
tablet, heard Heru’s name, read from it amongst
the soft applause of that luxurious company with all
the unconcern I could muster.
There she was in a moment, lip to
lip with me, before them all, her eyes more than ever
like planets from her native skies, and only the quick
heave of her bosom, slowly subsiding like a ground
swell after a storm, remaining to tell that even Martian
blood could sometimes beat quicker than usual!
She sat down in her place by me in the simplest way,
and soon everything was as merry as could be.
The main meal came on now, and as far as I could
see those Martian gallants had extremely good appetites,
though they drank at first but little, wisely remembering
the strength of their wines. As for me, I ate
of fishes that never swam in earthly seas, and of
strange fowl that never flapped a way through thick
terrestrial air, ate and drank as happy as a king,
and falling each moment more and more in love with
the wonderfully beautiful girl at my side who was
a real woman of flesh and blood I knew, yet somehow
so dainty, so pink and white, so unlike other girls
in the smoothness of her outlines, in the subtle grace
of each unthinking attitude, that again and again
I looked at her over the rim of my tankard half fearing
she might dissolve into nothing, being the half-fairy
which she was.
Presently she asked, “Did that
deed of mine, the hair in the urn, offend you, stranger?”
“Offend me, lady!” I laughed.
“Why, had it been the blackest crime that ever
came out of a perverse imagination it would have brought
its own pardon with it; I, least of all in this room,
have least cause to be offended.”
“I risked much for you and broke our rules.”
“Why, no doubt that was so,
but ’tis the privilege of your kind to have
some say in this little matter of giving and taking
in marriage. I only marvel that your countrywomen
submit so tamely to the quaintest game of chance I
ever played at.
“Ay, and it is women’s
nature no doubt to keep the laws which others make,
as you have said yourself. Yet this rule, lady,
is one broken with more credit than kept, and if you
have offended no one more than me, your penance is
easily done.”
“But I have offended some one,”
she said, laying her hand on mine with gentle nervousness
in its touch, “one who has the power to hurt,
and enough energy to resent. Hath, up there
at the cross-table, have I offended deeply tonight,
for he hoped to have me, and would have compelled
any other man to barter me for the maid chance assigned
to him; but of you, somehow, he is afraid I
have seen him staring at you, and changing colour
as though he knew something no one else knows
“Briefly, charming girl,”
I said, for the wine was beginning to sing in my head,
and my eyes were blinking stupidly briefly, Hath hath thee not, and theres an
end of it. I would spit a score of Haths, as these figs are spit on this
golden skewer, before I would relinquish a hair of your head to him, or to any
man, and as everything about the great hall began to look gauzy and unreal
through the gathering fumes of my confusion, I smiled on that gracious lady, and
began to whisper I know not what to her, and whisper and doze, and doze
I know not how long afterwards it
was, whether a minute or an hour, but when I lifted
my head suddenly from the lady’s shoulder all
the place was in confusion, every one upon their feet,
the talk and the drinking ceased, and all eyes turned
to the far doorway where the curtains were just dropping
again as I looked, while in front of them were standing
three men.
These newcomers were utterly unlike
any others a frightful vision of ugly strength
amidst the lolling loveliness all about. Low
of stature, broad of shoulder, hairy, deep-chested,
with sharp, twinkling eyes, set far back under bushy
eyebrows, retreating foreheads, and flat noses in
faces tanned to a dusky copper hue by exposure to every
kind of weather that racks the extreme Martian climate
they were so opposite to all about me, so quaint and
grim amongst those mild, fair-skinned folk, that at
first I thought they were but a disordered creation
of my fancy.
I rubbed my eyes and stared and blinked,
but no! they were real men, of flesh and blood, and
now they had come down with as much stateliness as
their bandy legs would admit of, into the full glare
of the lights to the centre table where Hath sat.
I saw their splendid apparel, the great strings of
rudely polished gems hung round their hairy necks and
wrists, the cunningly dyed skins of soft-furred animals,
green and red and black, wherewith their limbs were
swathed, and then I heard some one by me whisper in
a frightened tone, “The envoys from over seas.”
“Oh,” I thought sleepily
to myself, “so these are the ape-men of the
western woods, are they? Those who long ago vanquished
my white-skinned friends and yearly come to claim
their tribute. Jove, what hay they must have
made of them! How those peach-skinned girls
must have screamed and the downy striplings by them
felt their dimpled knees knock together, as the mad
flood of barbarians came pouring over from the forest,
and long ago stormed their citadels like a stream of
red lava, as deadly, as irresistible, as remorseless!”
And I lay asprawl upon my arms on the table watching
them with the stupid indifference I thought I could
so well afford.
Meanwhile Hath was on foot, pale and
obsequious like others in the presence of those dread
ambassadors, but more collected, I thought. With
the deepest bows he welcomed them, handing them drink
in a golden State cup, and when they had drunk (I
heard the liquor running down their great throats,
in the frightened hush, like water in a runnel on
a wet day), they wiped their fierce lips upon their
furry sleeves, and the leader began reciting the tribute
for the year. So much corn, so much wine and
very much it was so many thousands ells
of cloth and webbing, and so much hammered gold, and
sinah and lar, precious metal of which I knew nothing as yet; and ever as
he went growling through the list in his harsh animal voice, he refreshed his
memory with a coloured stick whereon a notch was made for every item, the
woodmen not having come as yet, apparently, to the gentler art of written signs
and symbols. Longer and longer that caravan of unearned wealth stretched
out before my fancy, but at last it was done, or all but done, and the head
envoy, passing the painted stick to a man behind, folded his bare, sinewy arms,
upon which the red fell bristles as it does upon a gorillas, across his ample
chest, and, including us all in one general scowl, turned to Hath as he said
“All this for Ar-hap, the wood-king,
my master and yours; all this, and the most beautiful
woman here tonight at your tables!”
An item, I smiled stupidly to myself, for indeed I was very
sleepy and had no nice perception of things, which shows his majesty with the
two-pronged name is a jolly fellow after all, and knows wealth is incomplete
without the crown and priming of all riches. I wonder how the Martian boys
will like this postscript, and chin on hand, and eyes that would hardly stay
open, I watched to see what would happen next. There was a little
conversation between the prince and the ape-man; then I saw Hath the traitor
point in my direction and say
“Since you ask and will be advised,
then, mighty sir, there can be no doubt of it, the
most beautiful woman here tonight is undoubtedly she
who sits yonder by him in blue.”
“A very pretty compliment!”
I thought, too dull to see what was coming quickly,
“and handsome of Hath, all things considered.”
And so I dozed and dozed, and then
started, and stared! Was I in my senses?
Was I mad, or dreaming? The drunkenness dropped
from me like a mantle; with a single, smothered cry
I came to myself and saw that it was all too true.
The savage envoy had come down the hall at Hath’s
vindictive prompting, had lifted my fair girl to her
feet, and there, even as I looked, had drawn her,
white as death, into the red circle of his arm, and
with one hand under her chin had raised her sweet face
to within an inch of his, and was staring at her with
small, ugly eyes.
“Yes,” said the enjoy,
more interestedly than he had spoken yet, “it
will do; the tribute is accepted for Ar-hap,
my master!” And taking shrinking Heru by the
wrist, and laying a heavy hand upon her shoulder,
he was about to lead her up the hall.
I was sober enough then. I was
on foot in an instant, and before all the glittering
company, before those simpering girls and pale Martian
youths, who sat mumbling their fingers, too frightened
to lift their eyes from off their half-finished dinners,
I sprang at the envoy. I struck him with my
clenched fist on the side of his bullet head, and he
let go of Heru, who slipped insensible from his hairy
chest like a white cloud slipping down the slopes
of a hill at sunrise, and turned on me with a snort
of rage. We stared at each other for a minute,
and then I felt the wine fumes roaring in my head;
I rushed at him and closed. It was like embracing
a mountain bull, and he responded with a hug that
made my ribs crackle. For a minute we were locked
together like that, swinging here and there, and then
getting a hand loose, I belaboured him so unmercifully
that he put his head down, and that was what I wanted.
I got a new hold of him as we staggered and plunged,
roaring the while like the wild beasts we were, the
teeth chattering in the Martian heads as they watched
us, and then, exerting all my strength, lifted him
fairly from his feet and with supreme effort swung
him up, shoulder high, and with a mighty heave hurled
him across the tables, flung that ambassador, whom
no Martian dared look upon, crashing and sprawling
through the gold and silver of the feast, whirled
him round with such a splendid send that bench and
trestle, tankards and flagons, chairs and cloths and
candelabras all went down into thundering chaos with
him, and the envoy only stayed when his sacred person
came to harbour amongst the westral odds and ends,
the soiled linen, and dirty platters of our wedding
feast.
I remember seeing him there on hands
and knees, and then the liquor I had had would not
be denied. In vain I drew my hands across my
drooping eyelids, in vain I tried to master my knees
that knocked together. The spell of the love-drink
that Heru, blushing, had held to my lips was on me.
Its soft, overwhelming influence rose like a prismatic
fog between me and my enemy, everything again became
hazy and dreamlike, and feebly calling on Heru, my
chin dropped upon my chest, my limbs relaxed, and
I slipped down in drowsy oblivion before my rival.