When the doctor heard from the nurse
of Mrs. Hartwell’s visit and what had come of
it, he only gave a discreet smile, as befitted himself
and the occasion; but to his wife privately, that
night, the doctor said, when he had finished telling
the story:
“And I couldn’t have prescribed
a better pill if I’d tried!”
“Pill Mrs.
Hartwell! Oh, Harold,” reproved the doctor’s
wife, mildly.
But the doctor only chuckled the more, and said:
“You wait and see.”
If Billy’s friends were worried
before because of her lassitude and lack of ambition,
they were almost as worried now over her amazing alertness
and insistent activity. Day by day, almost hour
by hour, she seemed to gain in strength; and every
bit she acquired she promptly tested almost to the
breaking point, so plainly eager was she to be well
and strong. And always, from morning until night,
and again from night until morning, the pivot of her
existence, around which swung all thoughts, words,
actions, and plans, was the sturdy little plump-cheeked,
firm-fleshed atom of humanity known as Bertram, Jr.
Even Aunt Hannah remonstrated with her at last.
“But, Billy, dear,” she
exclaimed, “one would almost get the idea that
you thought there wasn’t a thing in the world
but that baby!”
Billy laughed.
“Well, do you know, sometimes
I ’most think there isn’t,” she retorted
unblushingly.
“Billy!” protested Aunt
Hannah; then, a little severely, she demanded:
“And who was it that just last September was
calling this same only-object-in-the-world a third
person in your home?”
“Third person, indeed!
Aunt Hannah, did I? Did I really say such a dreadful
thing as that? But I didn’t know, then,
of course. I couldn’t know how perfectly
wonderful a baby is, especially such a baby as Bertram,
Jr., is. Why, Aunt Hannah, that little thing knows
a whole lot already. He’s known me for
weeks; I know he has. And ages and ages ago he
began to give me little smiles when he saw me.
They were smiles real smiles! Oh,
yes, I know nurse said they weren’t smiles at
the first,” admitted Billy, in answer to Aunt
Hannah’s doubting expression. “I know
nurse said it was only wind on his stomach. Think
of it wind on his stomach! Just as
if I didn’t know the difference between my own
baby’s smile and wind on his stomach! And
you don’t know how soon he began to follow my
moving finger with his eyes!”
“Yes, I tried that one day,
I remember,” observed Aunt Hannah demurely.
“I moved my finger. He looked at the ceiling fixedly.”
“Well, probably he wanted
to look at the ceiling, then,” defended the
young mother, promptly. “I’m sure
I wouldn’t give a snap for a baby if he didn’t
sometimes have a mind of his own, and exercise it!”
“Oh, Billy, Billy,” laughed
Aunt Hannah, with a shake of her head as Billy turned
away, chin uptilted.
By the time Bertram, Jr., was three
months old, Billy was unmistakably her old happy,
merry self, strong and well. Affairs at the Strata
once more were moving as by clockwork only
this time it was a baby’s hand that set the
clock, and that wound it, too.
Billy told her husband very earnestly
that now they had entered upon a period of Enormous
Responsibility. The Life, Character, and Destiny
of a Human Soul was intrusted to their care, and they
must be Wise, Faithful, and Efficient. They must
be at once Proud and Humble at this their Great Opportunity.
They must Observe, Learn, and Practice. First
and foremost in their eyes must always be this wonderful
Important Trust.
Bertram laughed at first very heartily
at Billy’s instructions, which, he declared,
were so bristling with capitals that he could fairly
see them drop from her lips. Then, when he found
how really very much in earnest she was, and how hurt
she was at his levity, he managed to pull his face
into something like sobriety while she talked to him,
though he did persist in dropping kisses on her cheeks,
her chin, her finger-tips, her hair, and the little
pink lobes of her ears “just by way
of punctuation” to her sentences, he said.
And he told her that he wasn’t really slighting
her lips, only that they moved so fast he could not
catch them. Whereat Billy pouted, and told him
severely that he was a bad, naughty boy, and that
he did not deserve to be the father of the dearest,
most wonderful baby in the world.
“No, I know I don’t,”
beamed Bertram, with cheerful unrepentance; “but
I am, just the same,” he finished triumphantly.
And this time he contrived to find his wife’s
lips.
“Oh, Bertram,” sighed Billy, despairingly.
“You’re an old dear, of
course, and one just can’t be cross with you;
but you don’t, you just don’t realize
your Immense Responsibility.”
“Oh, yes, I do,” maintained
Bertram so seriously that even Billy herself almost
believed him.
In spite of his assertions, however,
it must be confessed that Bertram was much more inclined
to regard the new member of his family as just his
son rather than as an Important Trust; and there is
little doubt that he liked to toss him in the air
and hear his gleeful crows of delight, without any
bother of Observing him at all. As to the Life
and Character and Destiny intrusted to his care, it
is to be feared that Bertram just plain gloried in
his son, poked him in the ribs, and chuckled him under
the chin whenever he pleased, and gave never so much
as a thought to Character and Destiny. It is to
be feared, too, that he was Proud without being Humble,
and that the only Opportunity he really appreciated
was the chance to show off his wife and baby to some
less fortunate fellow-man.
But not so Billy. Billy joined
a Mothers’ Club and entered a class in Child
Training with an elaborate system of Charts, Rules,
and Tests. She subscribed to each new “Mothers’
Helper,” and the like, that she came across,
devouring each and every one with an eagerness that
was tempered only by a vague uneasiness at finding
so many differences of opinion among Those Who Knew.
Undeniably Billy, if not Bertram,
was indeed realizing the Enormous Responsibility,
and was keeping ever before her the Important Trust.
In June Bertram took a cottage at
the South Shore, and by the time the really hot weather
arrived the family were well settled. It was only
an hour away from Boston, and easy of access, but
William said he guessed he would not go; he would
stay in Boston, sleeping at the house, and getting
his meals at the club, until the middle of July, when
he was going down in Maine for his usual fishing trip,
which he had planned to take a little earlier than
usual this year.
“But you’ll be so lonesome,
Uncle William,” Billy demurred, “in this
great house all alone!”
“Oh, no, I sha’n’t,”
rejoined Uncle William. “I shall only be
sleeping here, you know,” he finished, with
a slightly peculiar smile.
It was well, perhaps, that Billy did
not exactly realize the significance of that smile,
nor the unconscious emphasis on the word “sleeping,”
for it would have troubled her not a little.
William, to tell the truth, was quite
anticipating that sleeping. William’s nights
had not been exactly restful since the baby came.
His evenings, too, had not been the peaceful things
they were wont to be.
Some of Billy’s Rules and Tests
were strenuously objected to on the part of her small
son, and the young man did not hesitate to show it.
Billy said that it was good for the baby to cry, that
it developed his lungs; but William was very sure
that it was not good for him. Certainly,
when the baby did cry, William never could help hovering
near the center of disturbance, and he always had
to remind Billy that it might be a pin, you know,
or some cruel thing that was hurting. As if he,
William, a great strong man, could sit calmly by and
smoke a pipe, or lie in his comfortable bed and sleep,
while that blessed little baby was crying his heart
out like that! Of course, if one did not know
he was crying Hence William’s anticipation
of those quiet, restful nights when he could not know
it.
Very soon after Billy’s arrival
at the cottage, Aunt Hannah and Alice Greggory came
down for a day’s visit. Aunt Hannah had
been away from Boston for several weeks, so it was
some time since she had seen the baby.
“My, but hasn’t he grown!”
she exclaimed, picking the baby up and stooping to
give him a snuggling kiss. The next instant she
almost dropped the little fellow, so startling had
been Billy’s cry.
“No, no, wait, Aunt Hannah,
please,” Billy was entreating, hurrying to the
little corner cupboard. In a moment she was back
with a small bottle and a bit of antiseptic cotton.
“We always sterilize our lips now before we
kiss him it’s so much safer, you know.”
Aunt Hannah sat down limply, the baby still in her
arms.
“Fiddlededee, Billy! What
an absurd idea! What have you got in that bottle?”
“Why, Aunt Hannah, it’s
just a little simple listerine,” bridled Billy,
“and it isn’t absurd at all. It’s
very sensible. My ’Hygienic Guide for Mothers’
says ”
“Well, I suppose I may kiss
his hand,” interposed Aunt Hannah, just a little
curtly, “without subjecting myself to a City
Hospital treatment!”
Billy laughed shamefacedly, but she
still held her ground.
“No, you can’t nor
even his foot. He might get them in his mouth.
Aunt Hannah, why does a baby think that everything,
from his own toes to his father’s watch fob
and the plush balls on a caller’s wrist-bag,
is made to eat? As if I could sterilize everything,
and keep him from getting hold of germs somewhere!”
“You’ll have to have a
germ-proof room for him,” laughed Alice Greggory,
playfully snapping her fingers at the baby in Aunt
Hannah’s lap.
Billy turned eagerly.
“Oh, did you read about that,
too?” she cried. “I thought it was
so interesting, and I wondered if I could do
it.”
Alice stared frankly.
“You don’t mean to say
they actually have such things,” she
challenged.
“Well, I read about them in
a magazine,” asserted Billy, “ how
you could have a germ-proof room. They said it
was very simple, too. Just pasteurize the air,
you know, by heating it to one hundred and ten and
one-half degrees Fahrenheit for seventeen and one-half
minutes. I remember just the figures.”
“Simple, indeed! It sounds
so,” scoffed Aunt Hannah, with uplifted eyebrows.
“Oh, well, I couldn’t
do it, of course,” admitted Billy, regretfully.
“Bertram never’d stand for that in the
world. He’s always rushing in to show the
baby off to every Tom, Dick and Harry and his wife
that comes; and of course if you opened the nursery
door, that would let in those germ things, and you
couldn’t very well pasteurize your callers
by heating them to one hundred and ten and one-half
degrees for seventeen and one-half minutes! I
don’t see how you could manage such a room,
anyway, unless you had a system of of rooms
like locks, same as they do for water in canals.”
“Oh, my grief and conscience locks,
indeed!” almost groaned Aunt Hannah. “Here,
Alice, will you please take this child that
is, if you have a germ-proof certificate about you
to show to his mother. I want to take off my
bonnet and gloves.”
“Take him? Of course I’ll
take him,” laughed Alice; “and right under
his mother’s nose, too,” she added, with
a playful grimace at Billy. “And we’ll
make pat-a-cakes, and send the little pigs to market,
and have such a beautiful time that we’ll forget
there ever was such a thing in the world as an old
germ. Eh, babykins?”
“Babykins” cooed his unqualified
approval of this plan; but his mother looked troubled.
“That’s all right, Alice.
You may play with him,” she frowned doubtfully;
“but you mustn’t do it long, you know not
over five minutes.”
“Five minutes! Well, I
like that, when I’ve come all the way from Boston
purposely to see him,” pouted Alice. “What’s
the matter now? Time for his nap?”
“Oh, no, not for thirteen
minutes,” replied Billy, consulting the watch
at her belt. “But we never play with Baby
more than five minutes at a time. My ‘Scientific
Care of Infants’ says it isn’t wise; that
with some babies it’s positively dangerous,
until after they’re six months old. It
makes them nervous, and forces their mind, you know,”
she explained anxiously. “So of course
we’d want to be careful. Bertram, Jr., isn’t
quite four, yet.”
“Why, yes, of course,”
murmured Alice, politely, stopping a pat-a-cake before
it was half baked.
The infant, as if suspecting that
he was being deprived of his lawful baby rights, began
to fret and whimper.
“Poor itty sing,” crooned
Aunt Hannah, who, having divested herself of bonnet
and gloves, came hurriedly forward with outstretched
hands. “Do they just ’buse ’em?
Come here to your old auntie, sweetems, and we’ll
go walkee. I saw a bow-wow such a tunnin’
ickey wickey bow-wow on the steps when I came in.
Come, we go see ickey wickey bow-wow?”
“Aunt Hannah, please!”
protested Billy, both hands upraised in horror. “Won’t
you say ‘dog,’ and leave out that dreadful
‘ickey wickey’? Of course he can’t
understand things now, really, but we never know when
he’ll begin to, and we aren’t ever going
to let him hear baby-talk at all, if we can help it.
And truly, when you come to think of it, it is absurd
to expect a child to talk sensibly and rationally on
the mental diet of ‘moo-moos’ and ‘choo-choos’
served out to them. Our Professor of Metaphysics
and Ideology in our Child Study Course says that nothing
is so receptive and plastic as the Mind of a Little
Child, and that it is perfectly appalling how we fill
it with trivial absurdities that haven’t even
the virtue of being accurate. So that’s
why we’re trying to be so careful with Baby.
You didn’t mind my speaking, I know, Aunt Hannah.”
“Oh, no, of course not, Billy,”
retorted Aunt Hannah, a little tartly, and with a
touch of sarcasm most unlike her gentle self.
“I’m sure I shouldn’t wish to fill
this infant’s plastic mind with anything so
appalling as trivial inaccuracies. May I be pardoned
for suggesting, however,” she went on as the
baby’s whimper threatened to become a lusty
wail, “that this young gentleman cries as if
he were sleepy and hungry?”
“Yes, he is,” admitted Billy.
“Well, doesn’t your system
of scientific training allow him to be given such
trivial absurdities as food and naps?” inquired
the lady, mildly.
“Of course it does, Aunt Hannah,”
retorted Billy, laughing in spite of herself.
“And it’s almost time now. There are
only a few more minutes to wait.”
“Few more minutes to wait, indeed!”
scorned Aunt Hannah. “I suppose the poor
little fellow might cry and cry, and you wouldn’t
set that clock ahead by a teeny weeny minute!”
“Certainly not,” said
the young mother, decisively. “My ’Daily
Guide for Mothers’ says that a time for everything
and everything in its time, is the very A B C and
whole alphabet of Right Training. He does everything
by the clock, and to the minute,” declared Billy,
proudly.
Aunt Hannah sniffed, obviously skeptical
and rebellious. Alice Greggory laughed.
“Aunt Hannah looks as if she’d
like to bring down her clock that strikes half an
hour ahead,” she said mischievously; but Aunt
Hannah did not deign to answer this.
“How long do you rock him?”
she demanded of Billy. “I suppose I may
do that, mayn’t I?”
“Mercy, I don’t rock him
at all, Aunt Hannah,” exclaimed Billy.
“Nor sing to him?”
“Certainly not.”
“But you did before I went away.
I remember that you did.”
“Yes, I know I did,” admitted
Billy, “and I had an awful time, too. Some
evenings, every single one of us, even to Uncle William,
had to try before we could get him off to sleep.
But that was before I got my ‘Efficiency of
Mother and Child,’ or my ‘Scientific Training,’
and, oh, lots of others. You see, I didn’t
know a thing then, and I loved to rock him, so I did
it though the nurse said it wasn’t
good for him; but I didn’t believe her.
I’ve had an awful time changing; but I’ve
done it. I just put him in his little crib, or
his carriage, and after a while he goes to sleep.
Sometimes, now, he doesn’t cry hardly any.
I’m afraid, to-day, though, he will,”
she worried.
“Yes, I’m afraid he will,”
almost screamed Aunt Hannah, in order to make herself
heard above Bertram, Jr., who, by this time, was voicing
his opinion of matters and things in no uncertain
manner.
It was not, after all, so very long
before peace and order reigned; and, in due course,
Bertram, Jr., in his carriage, lay fast asleep.
Then, while Aunt Hannah went to Billy’s room
for a short rest, Billy and Alice went out on to the
wide veranda which faced the wonderful expanse of sky
and sea.
“Now tell me of yourself,”
commanded Billy, almost at once. “It’s
been ages since I’ve heard or seen a thing of
you.”
“There’s nothing to tell.”
“Nonsense! But there must
be,” insisted Billy. “You know it’s
months since I’ve seen anything of you, hardly.”
“I know. We feel quite
neglected at the Annex,” said Alice.
“But I don’t go anywhere,”
defended Billy. “I can’t. There
isn’t time.”
“Even to bring us the extra happiness?”
smiled Alice.
A quick change came to Billy’s face. Her
eyes glowed deeply.
“No; though I’ve had so
much that ought to have gone such loads
and loads of extra happiness, which I couldn’t
possibly use myself! Sometimes I’m so happy,
Alice, that that I’m just frightened.
It doesn’t seem as if anybody ought to be so
happy.”
“Oh, Billy, dear,” demurred Alice, her
eyes filling suddenly with tears.
“Well, I’ve got the Annex.
I’m glad I’ve got that for the overflow,
anyway,” resumed Billy, trying to steady her
voice. “I’ve sent a whole lot of
happiness up there mentally, if I haven’t actually
carried it; so I’m sure you must have got it.
Now tell me of yourself.”
“There’s nothing to tell,” insisted
Alice, as before.
“You’re working as hard as ever?”
“Yes harder.”
“New pupils?”
“Yes, and some concert engagements good
ones, for next season. Accompaniments, you know.”
Billy nodded.
“Yes; I’ve heard of you
already twice, lately, in that line, and very flatteringly,
too.”
“Have you? Well, that’s good.”
“Hm-m.” There
was a moment’s silence, then, abruptly, Billy
changed the subject. “I had a letter from
Belle Calderwell, yesterday.” She paused
expectantly, but there was no comment.
“You don’t seem interested,” she
frowned, after a minute.
Alice laughed.
“Pardon me, but I don’t know
the Lady, you see. Was it a good letter?”
“You know her brother.”
“Very true.” Alice’s
cheeks showed a deeper color. “Did she say
anything of him?”
“Yes. She said he was coming back to Boston
next winter.”
“Indeed!”
“Yes. She says that this
time he declares he really is going to settle
down to work,” murmured Billy, demurely, with
a sidelong glance at her companion. “She
says he’s engaged to be married one
of her friends over there.”
There was no reply. Alice appeared
to be absorbed in watching a tiny white sail far out
at sea.
Again Billy was silent. Then, with studied carelessness,
she said:
“Yes, and you know Mr. Arkwright, too.
She told of him.”
“Yes? Well, what of him?” Alice’s
voice was studiedly indifferent.
“Oh, there was quite a lot of
him. Belle had just been to hear him sing, and
then her brother had introduced him to her. She
thinks he’s perfectly wonderful, in every way,
I should judge. In fact, she simply raved over
him. It seems that while we’ve been hearing
nothing from him all winter, he’s been winning
no end of laurels for himself in Paris and Berlin.
He’s been studying, too, of course, as well as
singing; and now he’s got a chance to sing somewhere create
a rôle, or something Belle said she wasn’t
quite clear on the matter herself, but it was a perfectly
splendid chance, and one that was a fine feather in
his cap.”
“Then he won’t be coming
home that is, to Boston at all
this winter, probably,” said Alice, with a cheerfulness
that sounded just a little forced.
“Not until February. But
he is coming then. He’s been engaged for
six performances with the Boston Opera Company as
a star tenor, mind you! Isn’t that splendid?”
“Indeed it is,” murmured Alice.
“Belle writes that Hugh says
he’s improved wonderfully, and that even he
can see that his singing is marvelous. He says
Paris is wild over him; but for my part,
I wish he’d come home and stay here where he
belongs,” finished Billy, a bit petulantly.
“Why, why, Billy!” murmured
her friend, a curiously startled look coming into
her eyes.
“Well, I do,” maintained
Billy; then, recklessly, she added: “I had
such beautiful plans for him, once, Alice. Oh,
if you only could have cared for him, you’d
have made such a splendid couple!”
A vivid scarlet flew to Alice’s face.
“Nonsense!” she cried,
getting quickly to her feet and bending over one of
the flower boxes along the veranda railing. “Mr.
Arkwright never thought of marrying me and
I’m not going to marry anybody but my music.”
Billy sighed despairingly.
“I know that’s what you
say now; but if ” She stopped abruptly.
Around the turn of the veranda had appeared Aunt Hannah,
wheeling Bertram, Jr., still asleep in his carriage.
“I came out the other door,”
she explained softly. “And it was so lovely
I just had to go in and get the baby. I thought
it would be so nice for him to finish his nap out
here.”
Billy arose with a troubled frown.
“But, Aunt Hannah, he mustn’t he
can’t stay out here. I’m sorry, but
we’ll have to take him back.”
Aunt Hannah’s eyes grew mutinous.
“But I thought the outdoor air
was just the thing for him. I’m sure your
scientific hygienic nonsense says that!”
“They do they did that
is, some of them do,” acknowledged Billy, worriedly;
“but they differ, so! And the one I’m
going by now says that Baby should always sleep in
an even temperature seventy degrees,
if possible; and that’s exactly what the room
in there was, when I left him. It’s not
the same out here, I’m sure. In fact I looked
at the thermometer to see, just before I came out
myself. So, Aunt Hannah, I’m afraid I’ll
have to take him back.”
“But you used to have him sleep
out of doors all the time, on that little balcony
out of your room,” argued Aunt Hannah, still
plainly unconvinced.
“Yes, I know I did. I was
following the other man’s rules, then. As
I said, if only they wouldn’t differ so!
Of course I want the best; but it’s so hard
to always know the best, and ”
At this very inopportune moment Master
Bertram took occasion to wake up, which brought even
a deeper wrinkle of worry to his fond mother’s
forehead; for she said that, according to the clock,
he should have been sleeping exactly ten and one-half
more minutes, and that of course he couldn’t
commence the next thing until those ten and one-half
minutes were up, or else his entire schedule for the
day would be shattered. So what she should do
with him for those should-have-been-sleeping ten minutes
and a half, she did not know. All of which drew
from Aunt Hannah the astounding exclamation of:
“Oh, my grief and conscience,
Billy, if you aren’t the the limit!”
Which, indeed, she must have been, to have brought
circumspect Aunt Hannah to the point of actually using
slang.