Lady Shuttleworth then, busiest and
most unsuspecting of women, was whisking through her
breakfast and her correspondence next morning with
her customary celerity and method, when a servant appeared
and offered her one of those leaves from Fritzing’s
note-book which we know did duty as his cards.
Tussie was sitting at the other end
of the table very limp and sad after a night of tiresome
tossing that was neither wholly sleep nor wholly wakefulness,
and sheltered by various dishes with spirit-lamps
burning beneath them worked gloomily at a sonnet inspired
by the girl he had met the day before while his mother
thought he was eating his patent food. The girl,
it seemed, could not inspire much, for beyond the
fourth line his muse refused to go; and he was beginning
to be unable to stop himself from an angry railing
at the restrictions the sonnet form forces upon poets
who love to be vague, which would immediately have
concentrated his mother’s attention on himself
and resulted in his having to read her what he had
written for she sturdily kept up the fiction
of a lively interest in his poetic tricklings when
the servant came in with Fritzing’s leaf.
“A gentleman wishes to see you
on business, my lady,” said the servant.
“Mr. Neumann-Schultz?”
read out Lady Shuttleworth in an inquiring voice.
“Never heard of him. Where’s he from?”
“Baker’s Farm, my lady.”
At that magic name Tussie’s head went up with
a jerk.
“Tell him to go to Mr. Dawson,” said Lady
Shuttleworth.
The servant disappeared.
“Why do you send him away, mother?” asked
Tussie.
“Why, you know things must go
through Dawson,” said Lady Shuttleworth pouncing
on her letters again. “I’d be plagued
to death if they didn’t.”
“But apparently this is the
stranger within our gates. Isn’t he German?”
“His name is. Dawson will be quite kind
to him.”
“Dawson’s rather a brute I fancy, when
you’re not looking.”
“Dearest, I always am looking.”
“He must be one of Pearce’s lodgers.”
“Poor man, I’m sorry for him if he is.
Of all the shiftless women
“The gentleman says, my lady,”
said the servant reappearing with rather an awestruck
face, “that he wishes to speak to you most particular.”
“James, did I not tell you to send him to Mr.
Dawson?”
“I delivered the message, my
lady. But the gentleman says he’s seen
Mr. Dawson, and that he” the footman
coughed slightly “he don’t want
to see any more of him, my lady.”
Lady Shuttleworth put on her glasses
and stared at the servant. “Upon my word
he seems to be very cool,” she said; and the
servant, his gaze fixed on a respectful point just
above his mistress’s head, reflected on the
extreme inapplicability of the adjective to anything
so warm as the gentleman at the door.
“Shall I see him for you, mother?” volunteered
Tussie briskly.
“You?” said his mother surprised.
“I’m rather a dab at German,
you know. Perhaps he can’t talk much English” the
footman started “evidently he wasn’t
able to say much to Dawson. Probably he wants
you to protect him from the onslaughts of old Pearce’s
cockroaches. Anyhow as he’s a foreigner
I think it would be kinder to see him.”
Lady Shuttleworth was astonished.
Was Tussie going to turn over a new leaf after all,
now that he was coming of age, and interest himself
in more profitable things than verse-making?
“Dearest,” she said, quite
touched, “he shall be seen if you think it kinder.
I’ll see him you haven’t done
breakfast yet. Show him into the library, James.”
And she gathered up her letters and went out she
never kept people waiting and as she passed
Tussie she laid her hand tenderly for a moment on
his shoulder. “If I find I can’t understand
him I’ll send for you,” she said.
Tussie folded up his sonnet and put
it in his pocket. Then he ate a few spoonfuls
of the stuff warranted to give him pure blood, huge
muscles, and a vast intelligence; then he opened a
newspaper and stared vacantly at its contents; then
he went to the fire and warmed his feet; then he strolled
round the table aimlessly for a little; and then,
when half an hour had passed and his mother had not
returned, he could bear it no longer and marched straight
into the library.
“I think the cigarettes must
be here,” said Tussie, going over to the mantelpiece
and throwing a look of eager interest at Fritzing.
Fritzing rose and bowed ceremoniously.
Lady Shuttleworth was sitting in a straight-backed
chair, her elbows on its arms, the tips of her ten
fingers nicely fitted together. She looked very
angry, and yet there was a sparkle of something like
amusement in her eyes. Having bowed to Tussie
Fritzing sat down again with the elaboration of one
who means to stay a long while. During his walk
from the farm he had made up his mind to be of a most
winning amiability and patience, blended with a determination
that nothing should shake. At the door, it is
true, he had been stirred to petulance by the foolish
face and utterances of the footman James, but during
the whole of the time he had been alone with Lady
Shuttleworth he had behaved, he considered, with the
utmost restraint and tact.
Tussie offered him a cigarette.
“My dear Tussie,” said
his mother quickly, “we will not keep Mr. Neumann-Schultz.
I’m sure his time must be quite as valuable as
mine is.”
“Oh madam,” said Fritzing
with a vast politeness, settling himself yet more
firmly in his chair, “nothing of mine can possibly
be of the same value as anything of yours.”
Lady Shuttleworth stared she
had stared a good deal during the last halfhour then
began to laugh, and got up. “If you see
its value so clearly,” she said, “I’m
sure you won’t care to take up any more of it.”
“Nay, madam,” said Fritzing,
forced to get up too, “I am here, as I explained,
in your own interests or rather in those
of your son, who I hear is shortly to attain his majority.
This young gentleman is, I take it, your son?”
Tussie assented.
“And therefore the owner of the cottages?”
“What cottages?” asked
Tussie, eagerly. He was manifestly so violently
interested in Mr. Neumann-Schultz that his mother could
only gaze at him in wonder. He actually seemed
to hang on that odd person’s lips.
“My dear Tussie, Mr. Neumann-Schultz
has been trying to persuade me to sell him the pair
of cottages up by the church, and I have been trying
to persuade him to believe me when I tell him I won’t.”
“But why won’t you, mother?” asked
Tussie.
Lady Shuttleworth stared at him in
astonishment. “Why won’t I? Do
I ever sell cottages?”
“Your esteemed parent’s
reasons for refusing,” said Fritzing, “reasons
which she has given me with a brevity altogether unusual
in one of her sex and which I cannot sufficiently
commend, do more credit, as was to be expected in
a lady, to her heart than to her head. I have
offered to build two new houses for the disturbed
inhabitants of these. I have offered to give
her any price any price at all, within the
limits of reason. Your interests, young gentleman,
are what will suffer if this business is not concluded
between us.”
“Do you want them for yourself?” asked
Tussie.
“Yes, sir, for myself and for my niece.”
“Mother, why do you refuse to do a little business?”
“Tussie, are we so poor?”
“As far as I’m concerned,”
said Tussie airily to Fritzing, “you may have
the things and welcome.”
“Tussie?”
“But they are not worth more
than about fifty pounds apiece, and I advise you not
to give more for them than they’re worth.
Aren’t they very small, though? Isn’t
there any other place here you’d rather have?”
“Tussie?”
“Do you mind telling me why you want them?”
“Young man, to live in them.”
“And where are the people to
live who are in them now?” asked Lady Shuttleworth,
greatly incensed.
“Madam, I promised you to build.”
“Oh nonsense. I won’t
have new red-brick horrors about the place. There’s
that nice good old Mrs. Shaw in one, so clean and tidy
always, and the shoemaker, a very good man except
for his enormous family, in the other. I will
not turn them out.”
“Put ’em in the empty
lodge at the north gate,” suggested Tussie.
“They’d be delighted.”
Lady Shuttleworth turned angrily on
Fritzing she was indeed greatly irritated
by Tussie’s unaccountable behaviour. “Why
don’t you build for yourself?” she asked.
“My niece has set her heart
on these cottages in such a manner that I actually
fear the consequences to her health if she does not
get them.”
“Now, mother, you really can’t
make Mr. Neumann-Schultz’s niece ill.”
“Dearest boy, have you suddenly lost your senses?”
“Not unless it’s losing them to be ready
to do a kindness.”
“Well said, well said, young man,” said
Fritzing approvingly.
“Tussie, have I ever shirked
doing a kindness?” asked Lady Shuttleworth,
touched on her tenderest point.
“Never. And that’s
why I can’t let you begin now,” said Tussie,
smiling at her.
“Well said, well said, young
man,” approved Fritzing. “The woman
up to a certain age should lead the youth, and he
should in all things follow her counsels with respect
and obedience. But she for her part should know
at what moment to lay down her authority, and begin,
with a fitting modesty, to follow him whom she has
hitherto led.”
“Is that what your niece does?”
asked Lady Shuttleworth quickly.
“Madam?”
“Is she following you into these cottages, or
are you following her?”
“You must pardon me, madam, if I decline to
discuss my niece.”
“Do have a cigarette,” said Tussie, delighted.
“I never smoke, young man.”
“Something to drink, then?”
“I never drink, young man.”
If I decide to let you have these cottages if I do,” said
Lady Shuttleworth, divided between astonishment at
everything about Fritzing and blankest amazement at
her son’s behaviour, “you will understand
that I only do it because my son seems to wish it.”
“Madam, provided I get the cottages
I will understand anything you like.”
“First that. Then I’d
want some information about yourself. I couldn’t
let a stranger come and live in the very middle of
my son’s estate unless I knew all about him.”
“Why, mother ” began Tussie.
“Is not the willingness to give
you your own price sufficient?” inquired Fritzing
anxiously.
“Not in the least sufficient,”
snapped Lady Shuttleworth.
“What do you wish to know, madam?”
said Fritzing stiffly.
“I assure you a great deal.”
“Come, mother,” said Tussie,
to whom this was painful, for was not the man, apart
from his strange clothes and speeches, of a distinctly
refined and intellectual appearance? And even
if he wasn’t, was he not still the uncle of
that divine niece? “these are things
for Dawson to arrange.”
Fritzing started at the hated name,
and began to frown dreadfully. His frown was
always very impressive because of his bushy eyebrows
and deep-set eyes. “Dawson, as you call
him,” he said, “and he certainly has no
claim to any prefix of politeness, is not a person
with whom I will consent to arrange anything.
Dawson is the most offensive creature who ever walked
this earth clad in the outer semblance of one of God’s
creatures.”
This was too much for Lady Shuttleworth.
“Really ” she said, stretching
out her hand to the bell.
“Didn’t I tell you so,
mother?” cried Tussie triumphantly; and that
Tussie, her own dear boy, should in all things second
this madman completely overwhelmed her. “I
knew he was a brute behind your back. Let’s
sack him.”
“James, show this gentleman out.”
“Pardon me, madam, we have not yet arranged
“Oh,” interrupted Tussie,
“the business part can be arranged between you
and me without bothering my mother. I’ll
come part of the way with you and we’ll talk
it over. You’re absolutely right about Dawson.
He’s an outrageous mixture of bully and brute.”
And he hurried into the hall to fetch his cap, humming
O dear unknown One with the stern sweet face,
which was the first line of his sonnet in praise of
Priscilla, to a cheerful little tune of his own.
“Tussie, it’s so damp,”
cried his anxious mother after him “you’re
not really going out in this nasty Scotch mist?
Stay in, and I’ll leave you to settle anything
you like.”
“Oh, it’s a jolly morning
for a walk,” called back Tussie gaily, searching
about for his cap And eyes all
beautiful with strenuous thought Come
on, sir.”
But Fritzing would not skimp any part
of his farewell ceremonies.
“Permit me, madam,” he
said, deeply bowing, “to thank you for your
extremely kind reception.”
“Kind?” echoed Lady Shuttleworth,
unable to stop herself from smiling.
“Yes, madam, kind, and before all things patient.”
“Yes, I do think I’ve
been rather patient,” agreed Lady Shuttleworth,
smiling again.
“And let me,” proceeded
Fritzing, “join to my thanks my congratulations
on your possession of so unusually amiable and promising
a son.”
“Come on, sir you’ll
make me vain,” said Tussie, in the doorway “‘Hair
like a web divine wherein is caught,’” he
hummed, getting more and more shrill and happy.
Lady Shuttleworth put out her hand
impulsively. Fritzing took it, bent over it,
and kissed it with much respect.
“A most unusually promising
young man,” he repeated; “and, madam, I
can tell you it is not my habit to say a thing I do
not mean.”
“‘The last reflection
of God’s daily grace’” chirped
Tussie, looking on much amused.
“No, that I’m quite certain
you don’t,” said Lady Shuttleworth with
conviction.
“Don’t say too many nice
things about me,” advised Tussie. “My
mother will swallow positively anything.”
But nevertheless he was delighted;
for here were his mother and the uncle the
valuable and highly to be cherished uncle looking
as pleased as possible with each other, and apparently
in the fairest way to becoming fast friends.