The cheerful goddess who had brought
Fritzing and his Princess safely over from Kunitz
was certainly standing by them well. She it was
who had driven Priscilla up on to the heath and into
the acquaintance of Augustus Shuttleworth, without
whom a cottage in Symford would have been for ever
unattainable. She it was who had sent the Morrisons,
father and son, to drive Priscilla from the churchyard
before Fritzing had joined her, without which driving
she would never have met Augustus. She it was
who had used the trifling circumstance of a mislaid
sermon-book to take the vicar and Robin into the church
at an unaccustomed time, without which sermon-book
they would never have met Priscilla in the churchyard
and driven her out of it. Thus are all our doings
ruled by Chance; and it is a pleasant pastime for an
idle hour to trace back big events to their original
and sometimes absurd beginnings. For myself I
know that the larger lines of my life were laid down
once for all by but what has this to do
with Priscilla? Thus, I say, are all our doings
ruled by Chance, who loves to use small means for
the working of great wonders. And as for the gay
goddess’s ugly sister, the lady of the shifty
eye and lowering brow called variously Misfortune
and Ill Luck, she uses the same tools exactly in her
hammering out of lives, meanly taking little follies
and little weaknesses, so little and so amiable at
first as hardly to be distinguished from little virtues,
and with them building up a mighty mass that shall
at last come down and crush our souls. Of the
crushing of souls, however, my story does not yet treat,
and I will not linger round subjects so awful.
We who are nestling for the moment like Priscilla
beneath the warm wing of Good Fortune can dare to make
what the children call a face at her grey sister as
she limps scowling past. Shall we not too one
day in our turn feel her claws? Let us when we
do at least not wince; and he who feeling them can
still make a face and laugh, shall be as the prince
of the fairy tales, transforming the sour hag by his
courage into a bright reward, striking his very griefs
into a shining shower of blessing.
From this brief excursion into the
realm of barren musings, whither I love above all
things to wander and whence I have continually to fetch
myself back again by force, I will return to the story.
At Tussie’s suggestion when
the business part of their talk was over and
it took exactly five minutes for Tussie to sell and
Fritzing to buy the cottages, five minutes of the
frothiest business talk ever talked, so profound was
the ignorance of both parties as to what most people
demand of cottages Fritzing drove to Minehead
in the postmistress’s son’s two-wheeled
cart in order to purchase suitable furniture and bring
back persons who would paper and paint. Minehead
lies about twenty miles to the north of Symford, so
Fritzing could not be back before evening. By
the time he was back, promised Tussie, the shoemaker
and Mrs. Shaw should be cleared out and put into a
place so much better according to their views that
they would probably make it vocal with their praises.
Fritzing quite loved Tussie.
Here was a young man full of the noblest spirit of
helpfulness, and who had besides the invaluable gift
of seeing no difficulties anywhere. Even Fritzing,
airy optimist, saw more than Tussie, and whenever
he expressed a doubt it was at once brushed aside
by the cheerfullest “Oh, that’ll be all
right.” He was the most practical, businesslike,
unaffected, energetic young man, thought Fritzing,
that he had even seen. Tussie was surprised himself
at his own briskness, and putting the wonderful girl
on the heath as much as possible out of his thoughts,
told himself that it was the patent food beginning
at last to keep its promises.
He took Fritzing to the post-office
and ordered the trap for him, cautioned the postmistress’s
son, who was going to drive, against going too fast
down the many hills, for the bare idea of the priceless
uncle being brought back in bits or in any state but
absolutely whole and happy turned him cold, told Fritzing
which shops to go to and where to lunch, begged him
to be careful what he ate, since hotel luncheons were
good for neither body nor soul, ordered rugs and a
mackintosh covering to be put in, and behaved generally
with the forethought of a mother. “I’d
go with you myself,” he said, and
the postmistress, listening with both her ears, recognized
that the Baker’s Farm lodgers were no longer
persons to be criticised “but I can
be of more use to you here. I must see Dawson
about clearing out the cottages. Of course it
is very important you shouldn’t stay a moment
longer than can be helped in uncomfortable lodgings.”
Here was a young man! Sensible,
practical, overflowing with kindness. Fritzing
had not met any one he esteemed so much for years.
They went down the village street together, for Tussie
was bound for Mr. Dawson who was to be set to work
at once, and Fritzing for the farm whither the trap
was to follow him as soon as ready, and all Symford,
curtseying to Tussie, recognized, as the postmistress
had recognized, that Fritzing was now raised far above
their questionings, seated firmly on the Shuttleworth
rock.
They parted at Mr. Dawson’s
gate, Mrs. Dawson mildly watching their warmth over
a wire blind. “When we are settled, young
man,” said Fritzing, after eloquent words of
thanks and appreciation, “you must come in the
evenings, and together we will roam across the splendid
fields of English literature.”
“Oh thanks” exclaimed
Tussie, flushing with pleasure. He longed to
ask if the divine niece would roam too, but even if
she did not, to roam at all would be a delight, and
he would besides be doing it under the very roof that
sheltered that bright and beautiful head. “Oh
thanks,” cried Tussie, then, flushing.
His extreme joy surprised Fritzing.
“Are you so great a friend of literature?”
he inquired.
“I believe,” said Tussie,
“that without it I’d have drowned myself
long ago. And as for the poets
He stopped. No one knew what
poetry had been to him in his sickly existence the
one supreme interest, the one thing he really cared
to live for.
Fritzing now loved him with all his
heart. “Ach Gott, ja, he ejaculated, clapping him on the shoulder,
the poets ja,
ja ’Blessings be with them and
eternal praise,’ what? Young man,”
he added enthusiastically, “I could wish that
you had been my son. I could indeed.”
And as he said it Robin Morrison coming down the street
and seeing the two together and the expression on Tussie’s
face instantly knew that Tussie had met the niece.
“Hullo, Tuss,” he called
across, hurrying past, for it would rather upset his
umbrella plan to be stopped and have to talk to the
man Neumann thus prematurely. But Tussie neither
saw nor heard him, and “By Jove, hasn’t
he just seen the niece though,” said Robin to
himself, his eyes dancing as he strode nimbly along
on long and bird-like legs. The conviction seized
him that when he and his umbrella should descend upon
Baker’s that afternoon Tussie would either be
there already or would come in immediately afterwards.
“Who would have thought old Fuss would be so
enterprising?” he wondered, thinking of the
extreme cordiality of Fritzing’s face. “He’s
given them those cottages, I’ll swear.”
So Fritzing went to Minehead. I will not follow his
painful footsteps as they ranged about that dreary place, nor will I dwell upon
his purchases, which resolved themselves at last, after an infinite and
soul-killing amount of walking and bewilderment, into a sofa, a revolving
bookstand, and two beds. He forgot a bed for Annalise because he forgot
Annalise; and he didnt buy things like sheets because he forgot that beds want
them. On the other hand he spent quite two hours in a delightful
second-hand bookshop on his way to the place where you buy crockery, and then
forgot the crockery. He did, reminded and directed by Mr. Vickerton, the
postmistresss son, get to a paperhangers and order him and his men to come out
in shoals to Symford the next morning at daybreak, making the paperhanger vow,
who had never seen them, that the cottages should be done by nightfall.
Then, happening to come to the seashore, he stood for a moment refreshing his
nostrils with saltness, for he was desperately worn out, and what he did after
that heaven knows. Anyhow young Vickerton found him hours afterwards
walking up and down the shingle in the dark, waving his arms about and crying
“O,
qui me gelidis convallibus Haemi
Sistat et ingenti ramorum
protegat umbra!”
“Talking German out loud to
himself,” said young Vickerton to his mother
that night; and it is possible that he had been doing
it all the time.
And while he was doing these things
Priscilla was having calls paid her. Nothing
could exceed her astonishment when about four o’clock,
as she was sitting deep in thought and bored on the
arm of a horsehair chair, Mrs. Pearce opened the door
and without the least warning let in Mrs. Morrison.
Priscilla had promised Fritzing for that one day to
stay quietly at the farm, and for the last two hours,
finding the farm of an intolerable dulness, she had
been engaged in reflections of an extremely complex
nature on subjects such as Duty, Will, and Personality.
Her morning in the Baker fields and by the banks of
that part of the Sym that meanders through them had
tuned her mind to meditation. The food at one
o’clock and the manner of its bringing in by
Annalise Priscilla had relieved Mrs. Pearce
of that office tuned it still more.
The blended slipperiness and prickliness of all the
things she tried to sit on helped surprisingly; and
if I knew how far it is allowable to write of linen
I could explain much of her state of mind by a description
of the garments in which she was clothed that day.
They were new garments taken straight from the Gerstein
box. They were not even linen, how
could they be for Fritzing’s three hundred marks?
And their newness had not yet been exposed to the
softening influence of any wash-tub. Straight
did they come, in all their crackling stiffness, out
of the shop and on to the Princess. Annalise
had been supposed to wash them or cause them to be
washed the day before, but Annalise had been far too
busy crying to do anything of the sort; and by four
o’clock Priscilla was goaded by them into a
condition of mind so unworthy that she was thinking
quite hard about the Kunitz fine linen and other flesh-pots
and actually finding the recollection sweet.
It was a place, Priscilla mused, where her body had
been exquisitely cared for. Those delicate meals,
served in spotlessness, surely they had been rather
of the nature of poems? Those web-like garments,
soft as a kiss, how beautiful they had been to touch
and wear. True her soul had starved; yes, it had
cruelly starved. But was it then she
started at her own thought was it then
being fed at Baker’s?
And into the middle of this question,
a tremendous one to be asked on the very threshold
of the new life, walked Mrs. Morrison.
“How d’y do,”
said Mrs. Morrison. “The vicar asked me
to come and see you. I hope the Pearces make
you comfortable.”
“Well I never,” thought
Mrs. Pearce, lingering as was her custom on the door-mat,
and shaking her head in sorrow rather than in anger.
Priscilla sat for a moment staring at her visitor.
“You are Miss Schultz, are you
not?” asked Mrs. Morrison rather nervously.
Priscilla said she was, her
name, that is, was Neumann-Schultz and
got up. She had the vaguest notion as to how Miss
Schultz would behave under these trying circumstances,
but imagined she would begin by getting up. So
she got up, and the sofa being a low one and her movements
leisurely, Mrs. Morrison told her husband afterwards
there seemed to be no end to the girl. The girl
certainly was long, and when at last unfolded and
quite straightened out she towered over Mrs. Morrison,
who looked up uneasily at the grave young face.
Why, Mrs. Morrison asked herself, didn’t the
girl smile? It was the duty of a Miss Schultz
called upon by the vicar’s wife to smile; so
profound a gravity on such an occasion was surely
almost rude. Priscilla offered her hand and hoped
it was all right to do so, but still she did not smile.
“Are you Mrs. Morrison?” she asked.
“Yes,” said Mrs. Morrison
with an immense reserve in her voice.
Then Priscilla suggested she should
sit down. Mrs. Morrison was already doing it;
and Priscilla sank on to her sofa again and wondered
what she had better say next. She wondered so
much that she became lost in mazes of wonder, and
there was so long a silence that Mrs. Pearce outside
the door deplored an inconsiderateness that could keep
her there for nothing.
“I didn’t know you had
a double name,” said Mrs. Morrison, staring at
Priscilla and trying to decide whether this was not
a case for the application of leaflets and instant
departure. The girl was really quite offensively
pretty. She herself had been pretty she
thanked heaven that she still was so but
never, never pretty she thanked heaven
again in this glaringly conspicuous fashion.
“My name is Ethel Maria-Theresa
Neumann-Schultz,” said Priscilla, very clearly
and slowly; and though she was, as we know, absolutely
impervious to the steadiest staring, she did wonder
whether this good lady could have seen her photograph
anywhere in some paper, her stare was so very round
and bright and piercing.
“What a long name,” said Mrs. Morrison.
“Yes,” said Priscilla;
and as another silence seemed imminent she added,
“I have two hyphens.”
“Two what?” said Mrs.
Morrison, startled; and so full was her head of doubt
and distrust that for one dreadful moment she thought
the girl had said two husbands. “Oh, hyphens.
Yes. Germans have them a good deal, I believe.”
“That sounds as if we were talking
about diseases,” said Priscilla, a faint smile
dawning far away somewhere in the depths of her eyes.
“Yes,” said Mrs. Morrison, fidgeting.
Odd that Robin should have said nothing
about the girl’s face. Anyhow she should
be kept off Netta. Better keep her off the
parish-room Tuesdays as well. What in the world
was she doing in Symford? She was quite the sort
of girl to turn the heads of silly boys. And so
unfortunate, just as Augustus Shuttleworth had taken
to giving Netta little volumes of Browning.
“Is your uncle out?” she
asked, some of the sharpness of her thoughts getting
into her voice.
“He’s gone to Minehead,
to see about things for my cottage.”
“Your cottage? Have you got Mrs. Shaw’s,
then?”
“Yes. She is being moved out to-day.”
“Dear me,” said Mrs. Morrison, greatly
struck.
“Is it surprising?”
“Most. So unlike Lady Shuttleworth.”
“She has been very kind.”
“Do you know her?”
“No; but my uncle was there this morning.”
“And managed to persuade her?”
“He is very eloquent,”
said Priscilla, with a demure downward sweep of her
eyelashes.
Just a little more, thought Mrs. Morrison, watching their
dusky golden curve, and the girl would have had scarlet hair and white-eyebrows
and masses of freckles and been frightful. And she sighed an impatient
sigh, which, if translated into verse, would undoubtedly have come out
“Oh the little
more and how much it is,
And the little
less and what worlds away!”
“And poor old Mrs. Shaw how does
she like being turned out?”
“I believe she is being put
into something that will seem to her a palace.”
“Dear me, your uncle must really be very eloquent.”
“I assure you that he is,” said Priscilla
earnestly.
There was a short pause, during which
Mrs. Morrison staring straight into those unfathomable
pools, Priscilla’s eyes, was very angry with
them for being so evidently lovely. “You
are very young,” she said, “so you will
not mind my questions
“Don’t the young mind
questions?” asked Priscilla, for a moment supposing
it to be a characteristic of the young of England.
“Not, surely, from experienced
and and married ladies,” said Mrs.
Morrison tartly.
“Please go on then.”
“Oh, I haven’t anything
particular to go on about,” said Mrs. Morrison,
offended. “I assure you curiosity is not
one of my faults.”
“No?” said Priscilla,
whose attention had begun to wander.
“Being human I have no doubt
many failings, but I’m thankful to say curiosity
isn’t one of them.”
“My uncle says that’s
just the difference between men and women. He
says women might achieve just as much as men if only
they were curious about things. But they’re
not. A man will ask a thousand questions, and
never rest till he’s found out as much as he
can about anything he sees, and a woman is content
hardly even to see it.”
“I hope your uncle is a Churchman,”
was Mrs. Morrison’s unexpected reply.
Priscilla’s mind could not leap
like this, and she hesitated a moment and smiled.
("It’s the first time she’s looked pleasant,”
thought Mrs. Morrison, “and now it’s in
the wrong place.”)
“He was born, of course, in
the Lutheran faith,” said Priscilla.
“Oh, a horrid faith. Excuse
me, but it really is. I hope he isn’t going
to upset Symford?”
“Upset Symford?”
“New people holding wrong tenets
coming to such a small place do sometimes, you know,
and you say he is eloquent. And we are such a
simple and God-fearing little community. A few
years ago we had a great bother with a Dissenting
family that came here. The cottagers quite lost
their heads.”
“I think I can promise that
my uncle will not try to convert anybody,” said
Priscilla.
“Of course you mean pervert.
It would be a pity if he did. It wouldn’t
last, but it would give us a lot of trouble. We
are very good Churchmen here. The vicar, and
my son too when he’s at home, set beautiful
examples. My son is going into the Church himself.
It has been his dearest wish from a child. He
thinks of nothing else of nothing else
at all,” she repeated, fixing her eyes on Priscilla
with a look of defiance.
“Really?” said Priscilla, very willing
to believe it.
“I assure you it’s wonderful
how absorbed he is in his studies for it. He
reads Church history every spare moment, and he’s
got it so completely on his mind that I’ve noticed
even when he whistles it’s ‘The Church’s
One Foundation.’”
“What is that?” inquired Priscilla.
“Mr. Robin Morrison,” announced Mrs. Pearce.
The sitting-room at Baker’s
was a small, straightforward place, with no screens,
no big furniture, no plants in pots, nothing that could
for a moment conceal the persons already in it from
the persons coming in, and Robin entering jauntily
with the umbrella under his arm fell straight as it
were into his mother’s angry gaze. “Hullo
mater, you here?” he exclaimed genially, his
face broadening with apparent satisfaction.
“Yes, Robin, I am here,” she said, drawing
herself up.
“How do you do, Miss Schultz.
I seem to have got shown into the wrong room.
It’s a Mr. Neumann I’ve come to see; doesn’t
he live here?”
Priscilla looked at him from her sofa
seat and wondered what she had done that she should
be scourged in this manner by Morrisons.
“You know my son, I believe?”
said Mrs. Morrison in the stiffest voice; for the
girl’s face showed neither recognition nor pleasure,
and though she would have been angry if she had looked
unduly pleased she was still angrier that she should
look indifferent.
“Yes. I met him yesterday.
Did you want my uncle? His name is Neumann.
Neumann-Schultz. He’s out.”
“I only wanted to give him this
umbrella,” said Robin, with a swift glance at
his mother as he drew it from under his arm. Would
she recognize it? He had chosen one of the most
ancient; the one most appropriate, as he thought,
to the general appearance of the man Neumann.
“What umbrella is that, Robin?”
asked his mother suspiciously. Really, it was
more than odd that Robin, whom she had left immersed
in study, should have got into Baker’s Farm
so quickly. Could he have been expected?
And had Providence, in its care for the righteous cause
of mothers, brought her here just in time to save
him from this girl’s toils? The girl’s
indifference could not be real; and if it was not,
her good acting only betrayed the depths of her experience
and balefulness. “What umbrella is that?”
asked Mrs. Morrison.
“It’s his,” said
Robin, throwing his head back and looking at his mother
as he laid it with elaborate care on the table.
“My uncle’s?” said
Priscilla. “Had he lost it? Oh thank
you he would have been dreadfully unhappy.
Sit down.” And she indicated with her head
the chair she would allow him to sit on.
“The way she tells us to sit
down!” thought Mrs. Morrison indignantly.
“As though she were a queen.” Aloud
she said, “You could have sent Joyce round with
it” Joyce being that gardener whose
baby’s perambulator was wheeled by another Ethel “and
need not have interrupted your work.”
“So I could,” said Robin,
as though much struck by the suggestion. “But
it was a pleasure,” he added to Priscilla, “to
be able to return it myself. It’s a frightful
bore losing one’s umbrella especially
if it’s an old friend.”
“Uncle Fritzi’s looks
as if it were a very old friend,” said Priscilla,
smiling at it.
Mrs. Morrison glanced at it too, and
then glanced again. When she glanced a third
time and her glance turned into a look that lingered
Robin jumped up and inquired if he should not put it
in the passage. “It’s in the way
here,” he explained; though in whose way it could
be was not apparent, the table being perfectly empty.
Priscilla made no objection, and he
at once removed it beyond the reach of his mother’s
eye, propping it up in a dark corner of the passage
and telling Mrs. Pearce, whom he found there that it
was Mr. Neumann’s umbrella.
“No it ain’t,” said Mrs. Pearce.
“Yes it is,” said Robin.
“No it ain’t. He’s took his
to Minehead,” said Mrs. Pearce.
“It is, and he has not,” said Robin.
“I see him take it,” said Mrs. Pearce.
“You did not,” said Robin.
This would have been the moment, Mrs.
Morrison felt, for her to go and to carry off Robin
with her, but she was held in her seat by the certainty
that Robin would not let himself be carried off; and
sooner than say good-bye and then find he was staying
on alone she would sit there all night. Thus
do mothers sacrifice themselves for their children,
thought Mrs. Morrison, for their all too frequently
thankless children. But though she would do it
to any extent in order to guard her boy she need not,
she said to herself, be pleasant besides, she
need not, so to speak, be the primroses on his path
of dalliance. Accordingly she behaved as little
like a primrose as possible, sitting in stony silence
while he skirmished in the passage with Mrs. Pearce,
and the instant he came in again asked him where he
had found the umbrella.
“I found it not far
from the church,” said Robin, desiring to be
truthful as long as he could. “But mater,
bother the umbrella. It isn’t so very noble
to bring a man back his own. Did you get your
cottages?” he asked, turning quickly to Priscilla.
“Robin, are you sure it is his own?” said
his mother.
“My dear mother, I’m never
sure of anything. Nor are you. Nor is Miss
Schultz. Nor is anybody who is really intelligent.
But I found the thing, and Mr. Neumann
“The name to-day is Neumann-Schultz,”
said Mrs. Morrison, in a voice heavy with implications.
“Mr. Neumann-Schultz, then,
had been that way just before, and so I felt somehow
it must be his.”
“Your Uncle Cox had one just
like it when he stayed with us last time,” remarked
Mrs. Morrison.
“Had he? I say, mater,
what an eye you must have for an umbrella. That
must be five years ago.”
“Oh, he left it behind, and
I see it in the stand every time I go through the
hall.”
“No! Do you?” said
Robin, who was hurled by this statement into the corner
where his wits ended and where he probably would have
stayed ignominiously, for Miss Schultz seemed hardly
to be listening and really almost looked he
couldn’t believe it, no girl had ever done it
in his presence yet, but she did undoubtedly almost
look bored, if Mrs. Pearce had not flung
open the door, and holding the torn portions of her
apron bunched together in her hands, nervously announced
Lady Shuttleworth.
“Oh,” thought Priscilla,
“what a day I’m having.” But
she got up and was gracious, for Fritzing had praised
this lady as kind and sensible; and the moment Lady
Shuttleworth set her eyes on her the mystery of her
son’s behaviour flashed into clearness.
“Tussie’s seen her!” she exclaimed
inwardly; instantly adding “Upon my word I can’t
blame the boy.”
“My dear,” she said, holding
Priscilla’s hand, “I’ve come to make
friends with you. See what a wise old woman I
am. Frankly, I didn’t want you in those
cottages, but now that my son has sold them I lose
no time in making friends. Isn’t that true
wisdom?”
“It’s true niceness,”
said Priscilla, smiling down at the little old lady
whose eyes were twinkling all over her. “I
don’t think you’ll find us in any way
a nuisance. All we want is to be quiet.”
Mrs. Morrison sniffed.
“Do you really?” said
Lady Shuttleworth. “Then we shall get on
capitally. It’s what I like best myself.
And you’ve come too,” she went on, turning
to Mrs. Morrison, “to make friends with your
new parishioner? Why, Robin, and you too?”
“Oh, I’m only accidental,”
said Robin quickly. “Only a restorer of
lost property. And I’m just going,”
he added, beginning to make hasty adieux; for Lady
Shuttleworth invariably produced a conviction in him
that his clothes didn’t fit and wanted brushing
badly, and no young man so attentive to his appearance
as Robin could be expected to enjoy that. He
fled therefore, feeling that even Miss Schultz’s
loveliness would not make up for Lady Shuttleworth’s
eyes; and in the passage, from whence Mrs. Pearce
had retreated, removing herself as far as might be
from the awful lady to whom her father-in-law owed
rent and who saw every hole, Robin pounced on his
Uncle Cox’s umbrella, tucked is once more beneath
his arm, and bore it swiftly back to the stand where
it had spent five peaceful years. “Really
old women are rather terrible things,” he thought
as he dropped it in again. “I wonder what
they’re here for.”
“Ah, it’s there, I see,”
remarked his mother that night as she passed through
the hall on her way to dinner.
“What is?” inquired Robin who was just
behind her.
“Your Uncle Cox’s umbrella.”
“Dear mater, why this extreme interest in my
Uncle Cox’s umbrella?”
“I’m glad to see it back
again, that’s all. One gets so used to
things.”
Lady Shuttleworth and his mother I
shudder to think that it is possible Robin included
his mother in the reflection about old women, but
on the other hand one never can tell had
stayed on at the farm for another twenty minutes after
he left. They would have stayed longer, for Lady
Shuttleworth was more interested in Priscilla than
she had ever been in any girl before, and Mrs. Morrison,
who saw this interest and heard the kind speeches,
had changed altogether from ice to amiability, crushing
her leaflets in her hand and more than once expressing
hopes that Miss Neumann-Schultz would soon come up
to tea and learn to know and like Netta I
repeat, they would have stayed much longer, but that
an extremely odd thing happened.
Priscilla had been charming; chatting
with what seemed absolute frankness about her future
life in the cottages, answering little questionings
of Lady Shuttleworth’s with a discretion and
plausibility that would have warmed Fritzing’s
anxious heart, dwelling most, for here the ground
was safest, on her uncle, his work, his gifts and
character, and Lady Shuttleworth, completely fascinated,
had offered her help of every sort, help in the arranging
of her little home, in the planting of its garden,
even in the building of those bathrooms about which
Tussie had been told by Mr. Dawson. She thought
the desire for many bathrooms entirely praiseworthy,
and only a sign of lunacy in persons of small means.
Fritzing had assured Tussie that he had money enough
for the bathrooms; and if his poetic niece liked everybody
about her to be nicely washed was not that a taste
to be applauded? Perhaps Lady Shuttleworth expatiated
on plans and probable building-costs longer than Priscilla
was able to be interested; perhaps she was over-explanatory
of practical details; anyhow Priscilla’s attention
began to wander, and she gradually became very tired
of her callers. She answered in monosyllables,
and her smile grew vague. Then suddenly, at the
first full stop Lady Shuttleworth reached in a sentence
about sanitation the entire paragraph was
never finished she got up with her usual
deliberate grace, and held out her hand.
“It has been very kind of you
to come and see me,” she said to the astounded
lady, with a little gracious smile. “I hope
you will both come again another time.”
For an instant Lady Shuttleworth thought
she was mad. Then to her own amazement she found
her body rising obediently and letting its hand be
taken.
Mrs. Morrison did the same. Both
had their hands slightly pressed, both were smiled
upon, and both went out at once and speechless.
Priscilla stood calmly while they walked to the door,
with the little smile fixed on her face.
“Is it possible we’ve
been insulted?” burst out Mrs. Morrison when
they got outside.
“I don’t know,”
said Lady Shuttleworth, who looked extremely thoughtful.
“Do you think it can possibly
be the barbarous German custom?”
“I don’t know,” said Lady Shuttleworth
again.
And all the way to the vicarage, whither
she drove Mrs. Morrison, she was very silent, and
no exclamations and conjectures of that indignant
lady’s could get a word out of her.