In the Latin Quarter, somewhere about
the intersection of the Boulevard Montparnasse with
the rue de Rennes it might have been even
a little way back of the Gare Montparnasse, or
perhaps in the other direction where the rue Vabin
cuts into the rue Notre-Dame-des-Champs any
one who knows the Quarter will know about it at once there
lived a little hairdresser by the name of Antoine.
Some ten years ago Antoine had moved over from Montmartre,
for he was a good hairdresser and a thrifty soul,
and he wanted to get on in life, and at that time nothing
seemed to him so profitable an investment as to set
up a shop in the neighbourhood patronized by Americans.
American students were always wanting their hair washed,
so he was told once a week at least and
in that they differed from the Russian and Polish
and Roumanian and other students of Paris, a fact
which determined Antoine to go into business at the
Montparnasse end of the Quarter, rather than at the
lower end, say round the Pantheon and Saint-Etienne-du-Mont.
And as he determined to put his prices low, in order
to catch the trade, so later on when his business
thrived enormously, he continued to keep them low,
in order to maintain his clients. For if you
once get used to having your hair washed for two francs,
and very well done at that, it is annoying to find
that the price has gone up over night to the prices
one pays on the Boulevard Capucines.
Therefore for ten years Antoine continued to wash hair
at two francs a head, and at the same time he earned
quite a reputation for himself as a marvellous good
person when it came to waves and curls. So that
when the war broke out, and his American clients broke
and ran, he had a neat, tidy sum saved up, and could
be fairly complacent about it all. Moreover,
he was a lame man, one leg being some three inches
shorter than the other, due to an accident in childhood,
so he had never done his military service in his youth,
and while not over military age, even yet, there was
no likelihood of his ever being called upon to do
it. So he stood in the doorway of his deserted
shop, for all his young assistants, his curlers and
shampooers, had been mobilized, and looked up and
down the deserted street, and congratulated himself
that he was not in as bad a plight, financially and
otherwise, as some of his neighbours.
Next door to him was a restaurant
where the students ate, many of them. It had
enjoyed a high reputation for cheapness, up to the
war, and twice a day had been thronged with a mixed
crowd of sculptors and painters and writers, and just
dilettantes, which latter liked to patronize it for
what they were pleased to call “local colour.”
Well, look at it now, thought the thrifty Antoine.
Everyone gone, except a dozen stranded students who
had not money enough to escape, and who, in the kindness
of their hearts, continued to eat here “on credit,”
in order to keep the proprietor going. Even such
a fool as the proprietor must see, sooner or later,
that patronage of this sort could lead nowhere, from
the point of view of profits in fact, it
was ridiculous.
Antoine, lounging in his doorway,
thought of his son. His only son, who, thank
God, was too young to enter the army. By the time
he was old enough for his military service, the war
would all be over it could not last, at
the outside, more than six weeks or a couple of months so
Antoine had no cause for anxiety on that account.
The lad was a fine, husky youth, with a sprouting
moustache, which made him look older than his seventeen
years. He was being taught the art of washing
hair, and of curling and dyeing the same, on the human
head or aside from it, as the case might be, and he
could snap curling irons with a click to inspire confidence
in the minds of the most fastidious, so altogether,
thought Antoine, he had a good future before him.
So the war had no terrors for Antoine, and he was
able to speculate freely upon the future of his son,
which seemed like a very bright, admirable future indeed,
in spite of the disturbances of the moment. Nor
did he need to close the doors of his establishment
either, in spite of the loss of his assistants, and
the loss of his many customers who kept those assistants
as well as himself busy. For there still remained
in Paris a good many American heads to be washed,
from time to time rather foolhardy, adventurous
heads, curious, sensation hunting heads, who had remained
in Paris to see the war, or as much of it as they
could, in order to enrich their own personal experience.
With which point of view Antoine had no quarrel, although
there were certain of his countrymen who wished these
inquisitive foreigners would return to their native
land, for a variety of reasons.
As the months rolled along, however,
he who had been so farseeing, so thrifty a business
man, seemed to have made a mistake. His calculations
as to the duration of the war all went wrong.
It seemed to be lasting an unconscionable time, and
every day it seemed to present new phases for which
no immediate settlement offered itself. Thus a
year dragged away, and Antoine’s son turned
eighteen, and his moustache grew to be so imposing
that his father commanded him to shave it. At
the end of another two months, Antoine found it best
to return his son to short trousers, for although
the boy was stout and fat, he was not tall, and in
short trousers he looked merely an overgrown fat boy,
and Antoine was growing rather worried as he saw the
lads of the young classes called to the colours.
Somewhere, in one of the Mairies of Paris over
at Montmartre, perhaps, where he had come from, or
at the Prefecture de Police, or the Cite Antoine
knew that there a record of his son’s age and
attainments, which might be used against him at any
moment, and as the weeks grew into months, it seemed
certain that the class to which this precious son
belonged would be called on for military service.
Then very hideous weeks followed for Antoine, weeks
of nervous suspense and dread. Day by day, as
the lad grew in proficiency and aptitude, as he became
more and more expert in the matters of his trade, as
he learned a delicate, sure touch with the most refractory
hair, and could expend the minimum of gas on the drying
machine, and the minimum of soap lather, and withal
attain the best results in pleasing his customers,
so grew the danger of his being snatched away from
this wide life spread out before him, of being forced
to fight for his glorious country. Poor fat boy!
On Sundays he used to parade the Raspail with a German
shepherd dog at his heels bought two years
ago as a German shepherd, but now called a Belgian
Police dog how could he lay aside his little
trousers and become a soldier of France! Yet
every day that time drew nearer, till finally one
day the summons came, and the lad departed, and Antoine
closed his shutters for a whole week, mourning desperately.
And he was furious against England, which had not
made her maximum effort, had not mobilized her men,
had continued with business as usual, had made no
attempt to end the war wouldn’t do
so, until France had become exhausted. And he
was furious against Russia, swamped in a bog of political
intrigue, which lacked organization and munitions and
leadership, and was totally unable to drawing off the
Bosches on the other frontier, and delivering a blow
to smash them. In fact, Antoine was far more
furious against the Allies of France than against Germany
itself. And his rage and grief absolutely overbalanced
his pride in his son, or his ambitions as to his son’s
possible achievements. The boy himself did not
mind going, when he was called, for he was something
of a fatalist, being so young, and besides, he could
not foresee things. But Antoine, little lame
man, had much imagination and foresaw a great deal.
Mercifully, he could not foresee what
actually happened. Thus it was a shock to him.
He learned that his son was wounded, and then followed
many long weeks while the boy lay in hospital, during
which time many kind-hearted Red Cross ladies wrote
to Antoine, telling him to be of brave heart and of
good courage. And Antoine, being a rich man, in
a small hairdressing way, took quite large sums of
money out of the bank from time to time, and sent
them to the Red Cross ladies, to buy for his son whatever
might be necessary to his recovery. He heard from
the hospital in the interior for they were
taking most of the wounded to the interior, at that
time, for fear of upsetting Paris by the sight of
them in the streets that artificial legs
were costly. Thus he steeled himself to the fact
that his son would be more hideously lame than he
himself. There was some further consultation about
artificial arms, rather vague, but Antoine was troubled.
Then he learned that a marvellous operation had been
performed upon the boy, known as plastic surgery,
that is to say, the rebuilding, out of other parts
of the body, of certain features of the face that
are missing. All this while he heard nothing
directly from the lad himself, and in every letter
from the Red Cross ladies, dictated to them, the boy
begged that neither his father nor his mother would
make any attempt to visit him at the hospital, in
the interior, till he was ready.
Finally, the lad was “ready.”
He had been four or five months in hospital, and the
best surgeons of the country had done for him the best
they knew. They had not only saved his life, but,
thanks to his father’s money, he had been fitted
out with certain artificial aids to the human body
which would go far towards making life supportable.
In fact, they expressed themselves as extremely gratified
with what they had been able to do for the poor young
man, nay, they were even proud of him. He was
a surgical triumph, and as such they were returning
him to Paris, by such and such a train, upon such
and such a day. Antoine went to meet the train.
In a little room back of the hairdressing
shop, Antoine looked down upon the surgical triumph.
This triumph was his son. The two were pretty
well mixed up. A passion of love and a passion
of furious resentment filled the breast of the little
hairdresser. Two very expensive, very good artificial
legs lay on the sofa beside the boy. They were
nicely jointed and had cost several hundred francs.
From the same firm it would also be possible to obtain
two very nice artificial arms, light, easily adjustable,
well hinged. A hideous flabby heap, called a nose,
fashioned by unique skill out of the flesh of his
breast, replaced the little snub nose that Antoine
remembered. The mouth they had done little with.
All the front teeth were gone, but these could doubtless
be replaced, in time, by others. Across the lad’s
forehead was a black silk bandage, which could be
removed later, and in his pocket there was an address
from which artificial eyes might be purchased.
They would have fitted him out with eyes, in the provinces,
except that such were better obtainable in Paris.
Antoine looked down upon this wreck of his son that
lay before him, and the wreck, not appreciating that
he was a surgical triumph, kept sobbing, kept weeping
out of his sightless eyes, kept jerking his four stumps
in supplication, kept begging in agony:
“Kill me, Papa!”
However, Antoine couldn’t do this, for he was
civilized.