At the intersection of the rue
du Bac and the Boulevard St. Germain rises
the statue of Claude Chappe, rising like a rock in
the midst of the stream of traffic, and like a rock
splitting the stream and diverting it into currents
which flow east and west, north and south, smoothly
and without collision. In guiding the stream of
traffic and directing its orderly flow, the statue
of Claude Chappe is greatly assisted by the presence
of an agent de police, with a picturesque cape
and a picturesque sword, and who controls the flow
of vehicles with as much precision as a London policeman,
although there are those who profess that a London
policeman is the only one who understands the business.
Before the war, when the omnibuses ran, the agent
de police was always on duty; since the war, when
the Paris omnibuses are all at the Front, carrying
meat to the soldiers, there are certain times during
the day when the whole responsibility for traffic regulation
falls upon the statue of Claude Chappe. It was
at one of these times, when Claude Chappe was standing
head in air as usual, and failed to regard the comings
and goings of the street, that this incident occurred.
Down on the Quai, an officer of the
French army stepped into a little victoria, a
shabby little voiture de place, which trotted
him up the rue du Bac and then essayed
to take him along the Boulevard St. Germain to the
Ministère de la Guerre. Coming along the
boulevard in the opposite direction, was a little
lad of fifteen, bending low over the handle bars of
a tricycle delivery wagon, the box of which contained
enough kilos to have taxed a strong man or an old horse.
Men are scarce in Paris, however, and the little delivery
boy, who could not possibly have been available for
the army for another three years, was doing a man’s
work, or a horse’s work, as you please.
The French are a thrifty race, and the possibilities
being that the war will all be over before that time,
it mattered little whether this particular boy developed
a hernia, or tuberculosis, or any other malady which
might unfit him for future military service.
At present he was earning money for his patron,
which was all that really mattered. So the little
boy on the tricycle, head down, ran squarely into
the horse of the shabby victoria, conveying the
French officer, and the agent de police was
absent, and the statue of Claude Chappe stood, as
usual, head in air.
Quite a melee ensued.
The old horse, which should long ago have been in
a butcher’s shop, avoided the tricycle, with
true French thrift, but stepped squarely upon the
face of the little boy sprawling under its hoofs.
Another hoof planted itself on the fingers of the lad’s
right hand. War itself could not have been more
disastrous. The youth rose to his feet, screaming.
The cabby cursed. A crowd collected, and the
officer in the little carriage leaned back and twirled
the ends of his neat moustache. The agent
de police, who should have been on duty at the
statue, arrived hastily from a nearby cafe. He
always took two hours off for lunch, in good Parisian
fashion, and he was obliged on this occasion to cut
his lunch hour short by fifteen minutes. Everyone
was frightfully annoyed, but no one was more annoyed
than the officer in the cab, on his way to the Minister
of War.
He was so annoyed, so bored, that
he sat imperturbable, one arm lying negligently along
the back of the seat, the fingers of the other hand
caressing the Cross of the Legion of Honour, upon his
breast. His eyes rolled upwards, as if seeking
the aeroplane which was not, at that moment, flying
over Paris. The cabby got down from his seat,
and with much vociferation called upon the officer
to witness that it was not his fault. The crowd,
who had not witnessed the accident, crowded round the
policeman, giving testimony to what they had not seen.
The sobbing boy was led into a chemist’s.
Still the people did not disperse. They pressed
round the cab, and began shouting to the disinterested
officer. The officer who cared not where the
old horse had stepped. The officer who continued
to loll back against the shabby cushions, to look upward
at the sky, to remain indifferent to the taximeter,
which skipped briskly from eighty-five centimes
to ninety-five centimes, and continued ticking
on. Women crowded round the cab, regarding its
occupant. Was this one who commanded their sons
at the Front, who had therefore seen so much, been
through so much, that the sight of a little boy stamped
on meant nothing to him? Had he seen so much suffering
en gros that it meant nothing to him en
detail? Or was this his attitude to all suffering?
Was this the Nation’s attitude to the suffering
of their sons? Or was this officer one who had
never been to the Front, an embusque, one of
the protected ones, who occupied soft snaps in the
rear, safe places from which to draw their pay?
The crowd increased every minute. They speculated
volubly. They surrounded the cab, voicing their
speculations. They finally became so unbearable
that the officer’s boredom vanished. His
annoyance became such, his impatience at the delay
became such that he slid down from the shabby cushions,
and without paying his fare, disappeared in the direction
of the Ministère de la Guerre.