BUDDHAS AND BOGGLE CHAIRS
It was in Paris, at the Hotel Mandeville,
that I met the Baroness Paoli, an almost solitary
survivor of the famous Corsican family. I was
introduced to her by John Heroncourt, a friend in common,
and the introduction was typical of his characteristic
unorthodoxy.
“Mr Elliott O’Donnell,
the Baroness Paoli. Mr Elliott O’Donnell
is a writer on the superphysical. He is unlike
the majority of psychical researchers, inasmuch as
he has not based his knowledge on hearsay, but has
actually seen, heard, and felt occult phenomena, both
collectively and individually.”
The Baroness smiled.
“Then I am delighted to meet
Mr O’Donnell, for I, too, have had experience
with the superphysical.”
She extended her hand; the introduction was over.
A man in my line of life has to work
hard. My motto is promptness. I have no
time to waste on superfluity of any kind. I come
to the point at once. Consequently, my first
remark to the Baroness was direct from the shoulder:
“Your experiences. Please
tell them-they will be both interesting
and useful.”
The Baroness gently clasped her hands-truly
psychic hands, with slender fingers and long shapely
nails-and, looking at me fixedly, said:
“If you write about it, promise
that you will not mention names.”
“They shall at all events be
unrecognisable,” I said. “Please begin.”
And without further delay the Baroness
commenced her story.
“You must know,” she said,
“that in my family, as in most historical families-particularly
Corsican-there have been many tragedies.
In some cases merely orthodox tragedies-a
smile, a blow, a groan; in other cases peculiar tragedies-peculiar
even in that country and in the grimness of the mediaeval
age.
“Since 1316 the headquarters
of my branch of the Paolis has been at Sartoris, once
the strongest fortified castle in Corsica, but now,
alas! almost past repair, in fact little better than
a heap of crumbling ruins. As you know, Mr O’Donnell,
it takes a vast fortune to keep such a place merely
habitable.
“I lived there with my mother
until my marriage two years ago, and neither she nor
I had ever seen or heard any superphysical manifestations.
From time to time some of the servants complained of
odd noises, and there was one room which none of them
would pass alone even in daylight; but we laughed
at their fears, merely attributing them to the superstition
which is so common among the Corsican peasants.
“The year after my marriage,
my husband, a Mr Vercoe, who was a great friend of
ours, and I, accepted my mother’s invitation
to spend Christmas with her, and we all three travelled
together to Sartoris.
“It was an ideal season, and
the snow-an exceptional sight in my native
town-lay thick in the Castle grounds.
“But to get on with my story-for
I see I must not try your patience with unnecessary
detail-I must give you a brief description
of the bedroom in which my husband and I slept.
Like all the rooms in the Castle, it was oak panelled
throughout. Floor, ceiling, and walls, all were
of oak, and the bed, also of oak, and certainly of
no later date than the fourteenth century, was superbly
carved, and had been recently valued at L30,000.
“There were two entrances, the
one leading into a passage, and the other into a large
reception room, formerly a chapel, at the furthest
extremity of which was a huge barred and bolted door
that had not been opened for more than a hundred years.
This door led down a flight of stone steps to a series
of ancient dungeons that occupied the space underneath
our bedroom and the reception room.
“On Christmas Eve we retired
to rest somewhat earlier than usual, and, being tired
after a long day’s motoring, speedily fell into
a deep sleep. We awoke simultaneously, both querying
the time and agreeing that it must be about five o’clock.
“Whilst we were talking, we
suddenly heard, to our utter astonishment, the sound
of footsteps-heavy footsteps-accompanied
by a curious clanging sound, immediately beneath us;
and, as if by mutual consent, we both held our breath
and listened.
“The footsteps moved on, and
we presently heard them begin to ascend the stone
steps leading to the adjoining room. Up, up, up,
they came, until, having reached the summit, they
paused. Then we heard the huge, heavy bolts of
the fast-closed door shoot back with a sonorous clash.
So far I had been rather more puzzled than frightened,
and the idea of ghosts had not entered my mind, but
when I heard the door-the door which I knew
to be so securely fastened from the inside-thus
opened, a great fear swept over me, and I prayed Heaven
to save us from what might ensue.
“Several people, talking rapidly
in gruff voices, now entered the room, and we distinctly
heard the jingling of spurs and the rattling of sword
scabbards coming to us distinctly through the cracks
of the door.
“I was so paralysed with fear
that I could do nothing. I could neither speak
nor move, and my very soul was concentrated in one
great, sickly dread, one awful anticipation that the
intruders would burst into our room, and, before our
very eyes, perform unthinkable horrors.
“To my immeasurable relief,
however, this did not happen. The footsteps,
as far as I could judge, advanced into the middle of
the room-there was a ghastly suggestion
of a scuffle, of a smothered cry, a gurgle; and the
mailed feet then retired whence they had come, dragging
with them some heavy load which bumped, bumped, bumped
down the stairs and into the cellar. Then a brief
silence followed, abruptly broken by the sound of a
girlish voice, which, though beautifully tintinnabulous,
was unearthly, and full of suggestions so sinister
and blood-curdling, that the fetters which had hitherto
held me tongue-tied snapped asunder, and I was able
to give vent to my terror in words. The instant
I did so the singing ceased, all was still, and not
another sound disturbed us till morning.
“We got up as soon as we dared
and found the door at the head of the dungeon steps
barred and bolted as usual, while the heavy and antique
furniture in the apartment showed no sign of having
been disturbed.
“On the following night my husband
sat up in the room adjoining our bedroom, to see if
there would be a repetition of what had taken place
the night before, but nothing occurred, and we never
heard the noises again.
“That is one experience.
The other, though not our own, was almost coincidental,
and happened to our engineer friend, Mr Vercoe.
When we told him about the noises we had heard, he
roared with laughter.
“‘Well,’ he said,
’I always understood you Corsicans were superstitious,
but this beats everything. The regulation stereotype
ghost in armour and clanking chains, eh! Do you
know what the sounds were, Baroness? Rats!’
and he smiled odiously.
“Then a sudden idea flashed
across me. ‘Look here, Mr Vercoe,’
I exclaimed, ’there is one room in our Castle
I defy even you-sceptic as you are-to
sleep in. It is the Barceleri Chamber, called
after my ancestor, Barceleri Paoli. He visited
China in the fifteenth century, bringing back with
him a number of Chinese curiosities, and a Buddha
which I shrewdly suspect he had stolen from a Canton
temple. The room is much the same as when my
ancestor occupied it, for no one has slept in it since.
Moreover, the servants declare that the noises they
so frequently hear come from it. But, of course,
you won’t mind spending a night in it?’
“Mr Vercoe laughed. ’He,
he, he! Only too delighted. Give me a bottle
of your most excellent vintage, and I defy any ghost
that was ever created!’
“He was as good as his word,
Mr O’Donnell, and though he had advised the
contrary, we-that is to say, my mother,
my husband, our two old servants and I-sat
up in one of the rooms close at hand.
“Eleven, twelve, one, two, and
three o’clock struck, and we were beginning
to wish we had taken his advice and gone to bed, when
we heard the most appalling, agonising, soul-rending
screams for help. We rushed out, and, as we did
so, the door of Mr Vercoe’s room flew open and
something-something white and glistening-bounded
into the candle-light.
“We were so shocked, so absolutely
petrified with terror, that it was a second or so
before we realised that it was Mr Vercoe-not
the Mr Vercoe we knew, but an entirely different Mr
Vercoe-a Mr Vercoe without a stitch of
clothing, and with a face metamorphosed into a lurid,
solid block of horror, overspreading which was a suspicion
of something-something too dreadful to
name, but which we could have sworn was utterly at
variance with his nature. Close at his heels was
the blurred outline of something small and unquestionably
horrid. I cannot define it. I dare not attempt
to diagnose the sensations it produced. Apart
from a deadly, nauseating fear, they were mercifully
novel.
“Dashing past us, Mr Vercoe
literally hurled himself along the corridor, and with
almost superhuman strides, disappeared downstairs.
A moment later, and the clashing of the hall door
told us he was in the open air. A breathless
silence fell on us, and for some seconds we were all
too frightened to move. My husband was the first
to pull himself together.
“‘Come along!’ he
cried, gripping one of the trembling servants by the
arm. ‘Come along instantly! We must
keep him in sight at all costs,’ and, bidding
me remain where I was, he raced downstairs.
“After a long search he eventually
discovered Mr Vercoe lying at full length on the grass-insensible.
“For some weeks our friend’s
condition was critical-on the top of a
violent shock to the system, sufficient in itself to
endanger life, he had taken a severe chill, which
resulted in double pneumonia. However, thanks
to a bull-dog constitution, typically English, he recovered,
and we then begged him to give us an account of all
that had happened.
“‘I cannot!’ he
said. ’My one desire is to forget everything
that happened on that awful night.’
“He was obdurate, and our curiosity
was, therefore, doomed to remain unsatisfied.
Both my husband and I, however, felt quite sure that
the image of Buddha was at the bottom of the mischief,
and, as there chanced just then to be an English doctor
staying at a neighbouring chateau, who was on his
way to China, we entrusted the image to him, on the
understanding that he would place it in a Buddhist
temple. He deceived us, and, returning almost
immediately to England, took the image with him.
We subsequently learned that within three months this
man was divorced, that he murdered a woman in Clapham
Rise, and, in order to escape arrest, poisoned himself.
“The image then found its way
to a pawnbroker’s establishment in Houndsditch,
which shortly afterwards was burned to the ground.
Where it is now, I cannot definitely say, but I have
been told that an image of Buddha is the sole occupant
of an empty house in the Shepherd’s Bush Road-a
house that is now deemed haunted. These are the
experiences I wanted to tell you, Mr O’Donnell.
What do you think of them?”
“I think,” I said, “they
are of absorbing interest. Can you see any association
in the two hauntings-any possible connection
between what you heard and what Mr Vercoe saw?”
A look of perplexity crossed the Baroness’s
face. “I hardly know,” she said.
“What is your opinion on that point?”
“That they are distinct-absolutely
distinct. The phenomena you heard are periodical
re-enactions, (either by the earth-bound spirits of
the actual victim and perpetrators, or by impersonating
phantoms), of a crime once committed within the Castle
walls. A girl was obviously murdered in the chapel
and her coffin dragged into the dungeons, where, no
doubt, her remains are to be found. I presume
it was her spirit you heard tintinnabulating.
Very possibly, if her skeleton were unearthed and
re-interred in an orthodox fashion, the hauntings would
cease.
“Now, with regard to your friend’s
experience. The blurred figure you saw pursuing
the engineer was not the image of Buddha-it
was one of Mr Vercoe’s many personalities, extracted
from him by the image of Buddha. We are all,
as you are aware, complex creatures, all composed of
diverse selves, each self possessing a specific shape
and individuality. The more animal of these separate
selves, the higher spiritual forces attaching themselves
to certain localities and symbols have the power of
drawing out of us, and eventually destroying.
The higher spiritual forces, however, do not associate
themselves with all crucifixes and Buddhas, but only
with those moulded by true believers. For instance,
a Buddha fashioned for mere gain, and by a person
who was not a genuine follower of the prophet, would
have no power of attraction.
“I have proved all this, experimentally,
times without number.
“Mr Vercoe must have had-as
indeed many of us have-vices, in all probability,
little suspected. The close proximity of the Buddha
acted on them, and they began to leave his body and
form a shape of their own. Had he allowed them
to do so, all might have gone well; they would have
been effectually overcome by the higher spiritual forces
attached to the Buddha. But as soon as he saw
a figure beginning to form-and no doubt
it was very dreadful-he lost his head.
His shrieks interrupted the work, the power of the
Buddha was, pro tempus, at an end, and the
extracted personality commenced at once to re-enter
Vercoe. Rushing at him with that end in view,
it so terrified him that he fled from the room, and
it was at that stage that you appeared upon the scene.
What followed is, of course, pure conjecture on my
part, but I fear, I greatly fear, that by the time
Mr Vercoe became unconscious the mischief was done,
and the latter’s evil personality had once again
united with his other personalities.”
“And what would be the after-effect,
Mr O’Donnell?” the Baroness inquired anxiously.
“I fear a serious one,”
I replied evasively. “In the case of the
doctor you mentioned, who committed murder, an evil
ego had doubtless been expelled, and, receiving a
rebuff, had reunited, for after a reunion the evil
personality usually receives a new impetus and grows
with amazing rapidity. Have you heard from Mr
Vercoe lately?”
The Baroness shook her head. “Not for several
months.”
“You will let me know when you do?”
She nodded.
A week later she wrote to me from Rome.
“Isn’t it terrible?”
she began, “Mr Vercoe committed suicide on Wednesday-the
Birmingham papers-he was a Birmingham man-are
full of it!”
The Barrowvian
The description of an adventure Mr Trobas, a friend of mine,
had with a barrowvian in Brittany (and which I omitted to relate when referring
to barrowvians), I now append as nearly as possible in his own words:-
“Night! A sky partially
concealed from view by dark, fantastically shaped
clouds, that, crawling along with a slow, stealthy
motion, periodically obscure the moon. The crest
of a hill covered with short-clipped grass, much worn
away in places, and in the centre a Druidical circle
broken and incomplete; a few of the stones are erect,
the rest either lie at full length on the sward, close
to the mystic ring, or at some considerable distance
from it. Here and there are distinct evidences
of recent digging, and at the base of one of the horizontal
stones is an excavation of no little depth.
“A sudden, but only temporary
clearance of the sky reveals the surrounding landscape;
the rugged mountain side, flecked with gleaming granite
boulders and bordered with sturdy hedges (a mixture
of mud and bracken), and beyond them the meadows,
traversed by sinuous streams whose scintillating surfaces
sparkle like diamonds in the silvery moonlight.
At rare intervals the scene is variegated, and nature
interrupted, by a mill or a cottage,-toy-like
when viewed from such an altitude,-and
then the sweep of meadowland continues, undulating
gently till it finds repose at the foot of some distant
ridge of cone-shaped mountains. Over everything
there is a hush, awe-inspiring in its intensity.
Not the cry of a bird, not the howl of a dog, not the
rustle of a leaf; there is nothing, nothing but the
silence of the most profound sleep. In these
remote rural districts man retires to rest early,
the physical world accompanying him; and all nature
dreams simultaneously.
“It was shortly after the commencement
of this period of universal slumber, one night in
April, that I toiled laboriously to the summit of
the hill in question, and, spreading a rug on one of
the fallen stones, converted it into a seat.
Naturally I had not climbed this steep ascent without
a purpose. The reason was this-at eight-thirty
that morning I received a telegram from a friend at
Armennes, near Carnac, which ran thus: ‘Am
in great difficulty-Ghosts-Come.-KRANTZ.’
“Of course Krantz is not the
real name of my friend, but it is one that answers
the purpose admirably in telegrams and on post-cards;
and of course he well knew what he was about when
he said ‘Come.’ Not only I but everyone
has confidence in Krantz, and I was absolutely certain
that when he demanded my presence, the money I should
spend on the journey would not be spent in vain.
“Apart from psychical investigation,
I study every phase of human nature, and am at present,
among other things, engaged on a work of criminology
based on impressions derived from face-to-face communication
with notorious criminals.
“The morning I received Krantz’s
summons was the morning I had set aside for a special
study of S- M-,
whose case has recently commanded so much public attention;
but the moment I read the wire, I changed my plans,
without either hesitation or compunction. Krantz
was Krantz, and his dictum could not be disobeyed.
“Tearing down la rue Saint Denis,
and narrowly avoiding collision with a lady who lives
in la rue Saint Francois, and will persist in wearing
hats and heels that outrage alike every sense of decency
and good form, I hustled into the station, and, rushing
down the steps, just succeeded in catching the Carnac
train. After a journey which, for slowness, most
assuredly holds the record, I arrived, boiling over
with indignation, at Armennes, where Krantz met me.
After luncheon he led the way to his study, and, as
soon as the servant who handed us coffee had left the
room, began his explanation of the telegram.
“‘As you know, Trobas,’
he observed, ’it’s not all bliss to be
a landlord. Up to the present I have been singularly
fortunate, inasmuch as I have never experienced any
difficulty in getting tenants for my houses.
Now, however, there has been a sudden and most alarming
change, and I have just received no less than a dozen
notices from tenants desirous of giving up their habitations
at once. Here they are!’ And he handed
me a bundle of letters, for the most part written in
the scrawling hand of the illiterate. ‘If
you look,’ he went on, ’you will see that
none of them give any reason for leaving. It is
merely-“We CANNOT POSSIBLY stay here
any longer,” or “We MUST give up possession
IMMEDIATELY,” which they have done, and in every
instance before the quarter was up. Being naturally
greatly astonished and perturbed, I made careful inquiries,
and, at length-for the North Country rustic
is most reticent and difficult to “draw”-succeeded
in extracting from three of them the reason for the
general exodus. The houses are all HAUNTED!
There was nothing amiss with them, they informed me,
till about three weeks ago, when they all heard all
sorts of alarming noises-crashes as if
every atom of crockery they possessed was being broken;
bangs on the panels of doors; hideous groans; diabolical
laughs; and blood-curdling screams. Nor was that
all; some of them vowed they had seen things-horrible
hairy hands, with claw-like nails and knotted joints,
that came out of dark corners and grabbed at them;
naked feet with enormous filthy toes; and faces-HORRIBLE
faces that peeped at them over the banisters or through
the windows; and sooner than stand any more of it-sooner
than have their wives and bairns frightened out of
their senses, they would sacrifice a quarter’s
rent and go. “We are sorry, Mr Krantz,”
they said in conclusion, “for you have been a
most considerate landlord, but stay we cannot."’
Here my friend paused.
“‘And have you no explanation
of these hauntings?’ I asked.
“Krantz shook his head.
‘No!’ he said, ’the whole thing is
a most profound mystery to me. At first I attributed
it to practical jokers, people dressed up; but a couple
of nights’ vigil in the haunted district soon
dissipated that theory.’
“‘You say district,’
I remarked. ’Are the houses close together-in
the same road or valley?’
“‘In a valley,’
Krantz responded-’the Valley of Dolmen.
It is ten miles from here.’
“‘Dolmen!’ I murmured, ‘why
Dolmen?’
“‘Because,’ Krantz
explained, ’in the centre of the valley is a
hill, on the top of which is a Druids’ circle.’
“‘How far are the houses off the hill?’
I queried.
“‘Various distances,’
Krantz replied; ’one or two very close to the
base of it, and others further away.’
“‘But within a radius of a few miles?’
“Krantz nodded. ‘Oh
yes,’ he answered. ’The valley itself
is small. I intend taking you there to-night.
I thought we would watch outside one of the houses.’
“‘If you don’t mind,’
I said, ’I would rather not. Anyway not
to-night. Tell me how to get there and I will
go alone.’
“Krantz smiled. ‘You
are a strange creature, Trobas,’ he said, ’the
strangest in the world. I sometimes wonder if
you are an elemental. At all events, you occupy
a category all to yourself. Of course go alone,
if you would rather. I shall be far happier here,
and if you can find a satisfactory solution to the
mystery and put an end to the hauntings, I shall be
eternally grateful. When will you start, and what
will you take with you?’
“‘If that clock of yours
is right, Krantz,’ I exclaimed, pointing to a
gun-metal timepiece on the mantelshelf, ’in half
an hour. As the night promises to be cold, let
me have some strong brandy-and-water, a dozen oatmeal
biscuits, a thick rug, and a lantern. Nothing
else!’
“Krantz carried out my instructions
to the letter. His motor took me to Dolmen Valley,
and at eight o’clock I began the ascent of the
hill. On reaching the summit, I uttered an exclamation.
’Someone has been excavating, and quite recently!’
“It was precisely what I had
anticipated. Some weeks previously, a member
of the Lyons literary club, to which I belong, had
informed me that a party of geologist friends of his
had been visiting the cromlechs of Brittany, and had
committed the most barbarous depredations there.
Hence, the moment Krantz mentioned the ‘Druidical
circle,’ I associated the spot with the visit
of the geologists; and knowing only too well that
disturbances of ancient burial grounds almost always
lead to occult manifestations, I decided to view the
place at once.
“That I had not erred in my
associations was now only too apparent. Abominable
depredations HAD been committed,-doubtless,
by the people to whom I have alluded-and,
unless I was grossly mistaken, herein lay the clue
to the hauntings.
“The air being icy, I had to
wrap both my rug and my overcoat tightly round me
to prevent myself from freezing, and every now and
then I got up and stamped my feet violently on the
hard ground to restore the circulation.
“So far there had been nothing
in the atmosphere to warn me of the presence of the
superphysical, but, precisely at eleven oclock, I detected the sudden
amalgamation, with the ether, of that enigmatical, indefinable SOMETHING, to
which I have so frequently alluded in my past adventures. And now began that
period of suspense which takes it out of me even more than the encounter with
the phenomenon itself. Over and over again I asked myself the hackneyed, but
none the less thrilling question, What form will it take? Will it be simply a
phantasm of a dead Celt, or some peculiarly grotesque and awful elemental attracted to the
spot by human remains?’
“Minute after minute passed,
and nothing happened. It is curious, how at night,
especially when the moon is visible, the landscape
seems to undergo a complete metamorphosis. Objects
not merely increase in size, but vary in shape, and
become possessed of an animation suggestive of all
sorts of lurking, secretive possibilities. It
was so now. The boulders in front and around
me, presented the appearance of grotesque beasts,
whose hidden eyes I could feel following my every movement
with sly interest. The one solitary fir adorning
the plateau was a tree no longer but an ogre, pro
tempus, concealing the grim terrors of its spectral
body beneath its tightly folded limbs. The stones
of the circle opposite were ghoulish, hump-backed
things that crouched and squatted in all kinds of
fantastic attitudes and tried to read my thoughts.
The shadows, too, that, swarming from the silent tarns
and meadows, ascended with noiseless footsteps the
rugged sides of the hill, and, taking cover of even
the smallest obstacles, stalked me with unremitting
persistency, were no mere common shadows, but intangible,
pulpy things that breathed the spirit of the Great
Unknown. Yet nothing specified came to frighten
me. The stillness was so emphatic that each time
I moved, the creaking of my clothes and limbs created
echoes. I yawned, and from on all sides of me
came a dozen other yawns. I sighed, and the very
earth beneath me swayed with exaggerated sympathy.
“The silence irritated me.
I grew angry; I coughed, laughed, whistled; and from
afar off, from the distant lees, and streams, and spinneys,
came a repetition of the noises.
“Then the blackest of clouds
creeping slowly over the moor crushed the sheen out
of the valley and smothered everything in sable darkness.
The silence of death supervened, and my anger turned
to fear. Around me there was now-NOTHING-only
a void. Black ether and space! Space! a
sanctuary from fear, and yet composed of fear itself.
It was the space, the nameless, bottomless SOMETHING
spreading limitless all around me, that, filling me
with vague apprehensions, confused me with its terrors.
What was it? Whence came it? I threw out
my arms and Something, Something which I intuitively
knew to be there, but which I cannot explain, receded.
I drew them in again, and the same SOMETHING instantly
oppressed me with its close-its very close
proximity.
“I gasped for breath and tried
to move my arms again-I could not.
A sudden rigor held me spellbound, and fixed my eyes
on the darkness directly ahead of me. Then, from
somewhere in my rear, came a laugh-hoarse,
malignant, and bestial, and I was conscious that the
SOMETHING had materialised and was creeping stealthily
towards me. Nearer, nearer and nearer it came,
and all the time I wondered what, WHAT in the name
of God it was like! My anticipations became unbearable,
the pulsations of my heart and the feverish throbbing
of my temples warning me that, if the climax were
postponed much longer, I should either die where I
sat, or go mad. That I did neither, was due to
a divine inspiration which made me suddenly think
of a device that I had once seen on a Druidical stone
in Brittany-the sun, a hand with the index
and little fingers pointing downwards, and a sprig
of mistletoe. The instant I saw them in my mind’s
eye, the cords that held me paralytic slackened.
“I sprang up, and there, within
a yard of where I had sat, was a figure-the
luminous nude figure of a creature, half man and half
ape. Standing some six feet high, it had a clumsy,
thick-set body, covered in places with coarse, bristly
hair, arms of abnormal length and girth, legs swelling
with huge muscles and much bowed, and a very large
and long dark head. The face was DREADFUL!-it
was the face of something long since dead; and out
of the mass of peeling, yellow skin and mouldering
tissues gleamed two lurid and wholly malevolent eyes.
Our glances met, and, as they did so, a smile of hellish
glee suffused its countenance. Then, crouching
down in cat-like fashion on its disgusting hands,
it made ready to spring. Again the device of the
sun and mistletoe arose before me. My fingers
instinctively closed on my pocket flashlight.
I pressed the button and, as the brilliant, white ray
shot forth, the satanical object before me VANISHED.
Then I turned tail, and never ceased running till
I had arrived at the spot on the high-road where Krantz’s
motor awaited me.
“After breakfast next morning,
Krantz listened to my account of the midnight adventure
in respectful silence.
“‘Then!’ he said,
when I had finished, ’you attribute the hauntings
in the valley to the excavations of the geologist
Leblanc and his party, at the cromlech six weeks ago?’
“‘Entirely,’ I replied.
“’And you think, if Leblanc
and Cie were persuaded to restore and re-inter
the remains they found and carted away, that the disturbances
would cease?’
“‘I am sure of it!’ I said.
“‘Then,’ Krantz
exclaimed, banging his clenched fist on the table,
’I will approach them on the subject at once!’
“He did so, and, after much
correspondence, eventually received per goods train,
a Tate’s sugar cube-box, containing a number
of bones of the missing link pattern, which he at
once had taken to the Druids’ circle. As
soon as they were buried and the marks of the recent
excavations obliterated, the hauntings in the houses
ceased.”
Boggle Chairs
Killington Grange, near Northampton, was once haunted, so
my friend Mr Pope informs me, by a chair, and the following is Mr Popes own
experience of the hauntings, as nearly as possible as he related it to me:-
“Some years ago, shortly before
Christmas, I received an invitation from my old friend,
William Achrow.
“’Killington Grange,
’Northampton.
“‘DEAR POPE’ (he
wrote)-’My wife and I are entertaining
a few guests here this Christmas, and are most anxious
to include you among them.
“’When I tell you that
Sir Charles and Lady Kirlby are coming, and that we
can offer you something startling in the way of a ghost,
you will, I know, need no further inducement to join
our party.-Yours, etc.,
“‘W. ACHROW.’
“Achrow was a cunning fellow;
he knew I would go a thousand miles to meet the Kirlbys,
who had been my greatest friends in Ireland, and that
ghosts invariably drew me like magnets. At that
time I was a bachelor; I had no one to think about
but myself, and as I felt pretty sure of a fresh theatrical
engagement in the early spring, I was happily careless
with regard to expenditure-and to people
of limited incomes like myself, staying in country
houses means expenditure, a great deal more expenditure
than a week or so at an ordinary hotel.
“However, as I have observed,
I felt pretty secure just then; I could afford a couple
of ‘fivers,’ and would gladly get rid of
them to see once more my dear old friends, Sir Charles
and Lady K . Accordingly, I accepted
Achrow’s invitation, and the afternoon of December
23rd saw me snugly ensconced in a first-class compartment
en route for Castle Street, Northampton.
Now, although I am, not unnaturally, perhaps, prejudiced
in favour of Ireland and everything that is Irish,
I must say I do not think the Emerald Isle shows her
best in winter, when the banks of fair Killarney are
shorn of their vivid colouring, and the whole country
from north to south, and east to west, is carpeted
with mud. No, the palm of wintry beauty must
assuredly be given to the English Midlands-the
Midlands with their stolid and richly variegated woodlands,
and their pretty undulating meadows, clad in fleecy
garments of the purest, softest, and most glittering
snow. It was a typical Midland Christmas when
I got to Northampton and took my place in the luxurious
closed carriage Achrow had sent to meet me.
“Killington Grange lies at the
extremity of the village. It stands in its own
grounds of some hundred or so acres, and is approached
by a long avenue that winds its way from the lodge
gates through endless rows of giant oaks and elms,
and slender, silver birches. On either side, to
the rear of the trees, lay broad stretches of undulating
pasture land, that in one place terminated in the
banks of a large lake, now glittering with ice and
wrapped in the silence of death.
“The crunching of the carriage
wheels on gravel, the termination of the trees, and
a great blaze of light announced the close proximity
of the house, and in a few seconds I was standing
on the threshold of an imposing entrance.
“A footman took my valise, and
before I had crossed the spacious hall, I was met
by my host and kind old friends, whose combined and
hearty greetings were a happy forecast of what was
to come. Indeed, at a merrier dinner party I
have never sat down, though in God’s truth I
have dined in all kinds of places, and with all sorts
of people: with Princesses of the Royal blood,
aflame with all the hauteur of their race; with earls
and counts; with blood-thirsty anarchists; with bishops
and Salvationists, miners and policemen, Dagos and
Indians (Red and Brown); with Japs, Russians, and
Poles; and, in short, with the elite and the
rag-tag and bobtail of all climes. But, as I have
already said, I had seldom if ever enjoyed a dinner
as I enjoyed this one.
“Possibly the reason was not
far to find-there was little or no formality;
we were all old friends; we had one cause in common-love
of Ireland; we hadn’t met for years, and we
knew not if we should ever meet again, for our paths
in life were not likely to converge.
“But Christmas is no season
for prigs and dullards, and, possibly, this rare enjoyment
was, in no small measure, due to the delightful snugness
and, at the same time, artistic nature of our surroundings,
and to the excellence, the surpassing excellence of
the vintage, which made our hearts mellow and our
tongues loose.
“Long did our host, Sir Charles,
and I sit over the dessert table, after the ladies
had left us, filling and refilling our glasses; and
it was close on ten before we repaired to the drawing-room.
“‘Lady Kirlby,’
I said, seating myself next her on a divan, ’I
want to hear about the ghost. Up to the present
I confess I have been so taken up with more material
and, may I add’-casting a well-measured
glance of admiration at her beautifully moulded features
and lovely eyes-lovely, in spite of the
cruel hand of time which had streaked her chestnut
hair with grey-’infinitely more pleasing
subjects, that I have not even thought about the superphysical.
William, however, informs me that there is a ghost
here-he has, of course, told you.’
“But at this very psychological
moment Mrs Achrow interrupted: ’Now, no
secrets, you two,’ she said laughingly, leaning
over the back of the divan and tapping Lady Kirlby
playfully on the arm. ’There must be no
mention of ghosts till it is close on bedtime, and
the lights are low.’
“Lady Kirlby gave me a pitying
look, but it was of no avail; the word of our hostess
was paramount, and I did not learn what was in store
for me until it was too late to retreat. At half-past
eleven William Achrow turned out the gas, and when
we were all seated round the fire, he suggested we
should each relate in turn, the most thrilling ghost
tale we had ever heard. The idea, being approved
of generally, was carried out, and when we had been
thrilled, as assuredly we had never been thrilled
before, William coolly proclaimed that he had put me
in the haunted room.
“‘I am sure,’ he
said, amid a roar of the most unfeeling laughter, in
which all but the tender-hearted Lady Kirlby joined,
’that your nerves are now in the most suitable
state for psychical investigation, and that it won’t
be your fault if you don’t see the ghost.
And a very horrible one it is, at least so I am told,
though I cannot say I have ever seen it myself.
No! I won’t tell you anything about it now-I
want to hear your version of it first.’
“With a few more delicate insinuations,
made, as he candidly confessed, in the fervent hope
of frightening me still more, on the stroke of midnight
my friend conducted me to my quarters. ’You
will have it all to yourself,’ he said, as we
traversed a tremendously long and gloomy corridor
that connected the two wings of the house, ’for
all the rooms on this side are at present unoccupied,
and those immediately next to yours haven’t
been slept in for years-there is something
about them that doesn’t appeal to my guests.
What it is I can’t say-I leave that
to you. Here we are!’ and, as he spoke,
he threw open a door. A current of icy cold air
slammed it to and blew out my light, and as I groped
for the door-handle, I heard my host’s footsteps
retreating hurriedly down the corridor, whilst he
wished me a rather nervous good-night.
“Relighting my candle and shutting
the window-Achrow is one of those open-air
fiends who never had a bronchial cold in his life,
and expects everyone else to be equally immune-I
found myself in a room that was well calculated to
strike even the most hardened ghost-hunter with awe.
“It was coffin-shaped, large,
narrow, and lofty; and floor, panelling, and furniture
were of the blackest oak.
“The bedstead, a four-poster
of the most funereal type, stood near the fireplace,
from which a couple of thick pine logs sent out a ruddy
glare; and directly opposite the foot of the bed, with
its back to the wall, stood an ebony chair, which,
although in a position that should have necessitated
its receiving a generous share of the fire’s
rays, was nevertheless shrouded in such darkness that
I could only discern its front legs-a phenomenon
that did not strike me as being peculiar till afterwards.
“Between the chair and the ingle,
was a bay window overlooking one angle of the lawn,
a side path connecting the back premises of the house
with the drive, and a dense growth of evergreens,
poplars, limes, and copper beeches, the branches of
which were now weighed down beneath layer upon layer
of snow.
“The room, as I have stated,
was long, but I did not realise how long until I was
in the act of getting into bed, when my eyes struggled
in vain to reach the remote corners of the chamber
and the recesses of the vaulted and fretted ceiling,
which were fast presenting the startling appearance
of being overhung with an impenetrable pall, such a
pall as forms the gloomy coverlet of a hearse; the
similarity being increased by waving plume-like shadows
that suddenly appeared-from God knows where!-on
the floor and wall.
“That the room was genuinely
haunted I had not now the slightest doubt, for the
atmosphere was charged to the very utmost with superphysical
impressions-the impressions of a monstrous
hearse, with all the sickly paraphernalia of black
flowing drapery and scented pine wood.
“I was annoyed with William
Achrow. I had wanted to see him; I had wanted
to meet the Kirlbys; but a ghost-no!
Honestly, candidly-no! I had not slept
well for nights, and after the good things I had eaten
at dinner and that excellent vintage, I had been looking
forward to a sound, an unusually sound sleep.
Now, however, my hopes were dashed on the head-the
room was haunted-haunted by something gloomily,
damnably evil, evil with an evilness that could only
have originated in hell. Such were my impressions
when I got into bed. Contrary to my expectations,
I soon fell asleep. I was awakened by a creak,
the loud but unmistakable creak of a chair. Now,
the creaking of furniture is no uncommon thing.
There are few of us who have not at some time or other
heard an empty chair creak, and attributed that creaking
either to expansion of the wood through heat, or to
some other equally physical cause. But are we
always right? May not that creaking be sometimes
due to an invisible presence in the chair? Why
not? The laws that govern the superphysical are
not known to us at present. We only know from
our own experiences and from the compiled testimony
of various reputable Research Societies that there
is a superphysical, and that the superphysical is
a fact which is acknowledged by several of the greatest
scientists of the day.
“But to continue. The creaking
of a chair roused me from my sleep. I sat up
in bed, and as my eyes wandered involuntarily to the
ebony chair to which I have already alluded, I again
heard the creaking.
“My sense of hearing now became
painfully acute, and, impelled by a fascination I
could not resist, I held my breath and listened.
As I did so, I distinctly heard the sound of stealthy
respiration. Either the chair or something in
it was breathing, breathing with a subtle gentleness.
“The fire had now burned low;
only a glimmer, the very faintest perceptible glimmer,
came from the logs; hence I had to depend for my vision
on the soft white glow that stole in through the trellised
window-panes.
“The chair creaked again, and
at the back of it, and at a distance of about four
feet from the ground, I encountered the steady glare
of two long, pale, and wholly evil eyes, that regarded
me with a malevolency that held me spellbound; my
terror being augmented by my failure to detect any
other features saving the eyes, and only a vague Something
which I took for a body.
“I remained in a sitting posture
for many minutes without being able to remove my gaze,
and when I did look away, I instinctively felt that
the eyes were still regarding me, and that the Something,
of which the eyes were a part, was waiting for an
opportunity to creep from its hiding-place and pounce
upon me.
“This is, I think, what would
have happened had it not been for the very opportune
arrival of the Killington Waits, who, bursting out
with a terrific and discordant version of ‘The
Mistletoe Bough,’ which, by the way, is somewhat
inexplicably regarded as appropriate to the festive
season, effectually broke the superphysical spell,
and when I looked again at the chair, the eyes had
gone.
“Feeling quite secure now, I
lay down, and, in spite of the many interruptions,
managed to secure a tolerably good night’s sleep.
“At breakfast everyone was most
anxious to know if I had seen the ghost, but I held
my tongue. The spirit of adventure had been rekindled
in me, my sporting instinct had returned, and I was
ready and eager to see the phenomena again; but until
I had done so, and had put it to one or two tests,
I decided to say nothing about it.
“The day passed pleasantly-how
could it be otherwise in William Achrow’s admirably
appointed household?-and the night found
me once again alone in my sepulchral bed-chamber.
“This time I did not get into
bed, but took my seat in an easy-chair by the fire
(which I took care was well replenished with fuel),
my face turned in the direction of the spot where
the eyes had appeared. The weather was inclined
to be boisterous, and frequent gusts of wind, rumbling
and moaning through the long and gloomy aisle of the
avenue, plundered the trees of the loose-hanging snow
and hurled it in fleecy clouds against the walls and
windows.
“I had been sitting there about
an hour when I suddenly felt I was no longer alone;
a peculiarly cold tremor, that was not, I feel sure,
due to any actual fall in the temperature of the room,
ran through me, and my teeth chattered. As on
the previous occasion, however, my senses were abnormally
alive, and as I watched-instinct guiding
my eyes to the ebony chair-I heard a creak,
and the sound of Something breathing. The antagonistic
Presence was once again there. I essayed to speak,
to repeat the form of address I had constantly rehearsed,
to say and do something that would tempt the unknown
into some form of communication. I could do nothing.
I was lip-bound, powerless to move; and then from
out of the superphysical darkness there gleamed the
eyes, lidless, lurid, bestial. A shape was there,
too: a shape which, although still vague, dreadfully
so, was nevertheless more pronounced than on the former
occasion, and I felt that it only needed time, time
and an enforced, an involuntary amount of scrutiny
on my part, to see that shape materialise into something
satanical and definite.
“I waited-I was obliged
to wait-when, even as before-Heaven
be praised!-the arrival of the gallant
waits, (I say, gallant, for the night had fast become
a white inferno) loosened my fetters, and as I sprang
towards the chair, the eyes vanished.
“I then got into bed and slept heavily till
the morning.
“To their great disappointment,
the clamorous breakfasters learned nothing-I
kept the adventure rigidly to myself, and that night,
Christmas night, found me, for the third time, listening
for the sounds from the mysterious, the hideously,
hellishly mysterious, high-backed, ebony chair.
“There had been a severe storm
during the day, and the wind had howled with cyclonic
force around the house; but there was silence now,
an almost preternatural silence; and the lawn, lavishly
bestrewn with huge heaps of driven snow, and broken,
twisted branches, presented the appearance of a titanic
battlefield. In marked contrast to the disturbed
condition of the ground, the sky was singularly serene,
and broad beams of phosphorescent light poured in
through the diamond window-panes on to the bed, in
which I was sitting, bolt upright.
“One o’clock struck, and
ere the hollow-sounding vibrations had ceased, the
vague form once again appeared behind the chair, and
the malignant, evil eyes met mine in a diabolical
stare; whilst, as before, on trying to speak or move,
I found myself tongue-tied and paralysed. As the
moments slowly glided away, the shape of the Thing
became more and more distinct; a dark and sexless
face appeared, surmounted with a straggling mass of
black hair, the ends of which melted away into mist.
I saw no trunk, but I descried two long and bony arms,
ebony as the chair, with crooked, spidery, misty fingers.
As I watched its development with increasing horror,
hoping and praying for the arrival of the never-again-to-be-despised
waits, I suddenly realised with a fresh grip of terror
that the chair had moved out of the corner, and that
the Thing behind it was slowly creeping towards me.
“As it approached, the outlines
of its face and limbs became clearer. I knew
that it was something repulsively, diabolically grotesque,
but whether the phantasm of man, or woman, or hellish
elemental, I couldn’t for the life of me say;
and this uncertainty, making my fear all the more
poignant, added to my already sublime sufferings, those
of the damned.
“It passed the chair on which
my dress-shirt flashed whiter than the snow in the
moonlight; it passed the tomb-like structure constituting
the foot-board of the bed; and as in my frantic madness
I strained and strained at the cruel cords that held
me paralytic, it crept on to the counterpane and wriggled
noiselessly towards me.
“Even then, though its long,
pale eyes were close to mine, and the ends of its
tangled hair curled around me, and its icy corpse-tainted
breath scoured my cheeks, even then-I could
not see its body nor give it a name.
“Clawing at my throat with its
sable fingers, it thrust me backwards, and I sank
gasping, retching, choking on to the pillow, where
I underwent all the excruciating torments of strangulation;
strangulation by something tangible, yet intangible,
something that could create sensation without being
itself sensitive; something detestably, abominably
wicked and wholly hostile, madly hostile in its attitude
towards mankind.
“What I suffered is indescribable,
and it was to me interminable. Days, months,
years, seemed to pass, and I was still being suffocated,
still feeling the inexorable crunch of those fingers,
still peering into the livid depths of those gloating,
fiendish eyes. And then-then, as I
was on the eve of abandoning all hope, a thousand
and one tumultuous noises buzzed in my ears, my eyes
swam blood, and I lost consciousness. When I
recovered, the dawn was breaking and all evidences
of the superphysical had disappeared.
“I did not tell Achrow what
I had experienced, but expressed, instead, the greatest
astonishment that anyone should have thought the room
was haunted. ‘Haunted indeed!’ I
said. ’Nonsense! If anything haunts
it, it is the ghost of some philanthropist, for I
never slept sounder in my life. I am, as you
know, William, extremely sensitive to the superphysical,
but in this instance, I can assure you, I was disappointed,
greatly disappointed, so much so that I am going home
at once; it would be mere waste of my valuable time
to stay any longer in the vain hope of investigating,
when there is NOTHING to investigate. How came
you to get hold of such a crazy idea?’
“‘Well,’ William
replied, a puzzled expression on his face, ’you
noticed an ebony chair in the room?’
“I nodded.
“’I bought it in Bruges,
and there are two stories current in connection with
it. The one is to the effect that a very wicked
monk, named Gaboni, died in it (and, indeed, the man
who sold me the chair was actually afraid to keep
it any longer in his house, as he assured me Gaboni’s
spirit had amalgamated with the wood); and the other
story, which I learned from a different source, namely,
from someone who, on finding out where I bought the
chair, told me he knew the whole history of it, is
to the effect that it was of comparatively modern make,
and had been designed by W-, the
famous nineteenth-century Belgian painter, who specialised,
as you may know, in the most weird and fantastic subjects.
W- kept the chair in his studio,
and my informant half laughingly, half seriously remarked
that no doubt the chair was thoroughly saturated with
the wave-thoughts from W-’s
luridly fertile brain. Of course, I do not know
which story is true, or if, indeed, either story is
true, but the fact remains that, up to now, everyone
who has slept in the room with that chair has complained
of having had the most unpleasant sensations.
I own that after all that was told me, I was afraid
to experiment with it myself, but after your experience,
or rather lack of experience, I shall not hesitate
to have it in my own bedroom. Both my wife and
I have always admired it-it is such a uniquely
beautiful piece of furniture.’
“Of course I agreed with my
friend, and, after congratulating him most effusively
on his good luck in having been able to secure so unique
a treasure, I again thanked him for his hospitality
and bade him good-bye.”