GRANDAUNT SUSIE AND MISS SNIFFEN
Polly aroused more enthusiasm among
the ladies than Miss Sterling had thought possible.
Almost everybody, even Mrs. Grace, with her rheumatic
knee, was eager to join the new club.
It was agreed that those who were
able should take a tramp together twice a week and
should walk on the veranda, ten times its length,
at least once a day.
Polly was unanimously elected president,
Miss Major for corresponding secretary, and David
Collins for treasurer.
“The club will be bankrupt from
the start,” laughed Miss Crilly. “What
do we need a treasurer for?”
“Oh, they always have one!”
insisted Polly. “Maybe the money’ll
come.”
“Sure! Somebody might
donate a million dollars to us and what
should we do without anybody to take care of it!”
Miss Crilly chuckled happily.
The work of organization being disposed
of, Mrs. Bonnyman asked what was to be done next.
Polly didn’t know.
“Oh, we must adjourn!”
declared Miss Major. “That is the principal
event of most business meetings.”
Accordingly, with much giggling from
a few of the members, the new club voted to adjourn
until the next Monday.
“Oh, dear! it’s raining
hard!” cried Polly. “I thought maybe
we could go for a little walk, just to mark the day.”
“Can’t we do something
here have some game or other?” suggested
Miss Crilly.
“I say!” burst out David,
“I forgot! Mother told me to be at home
by half-past three, and it’s almost that now.
Will you come, Leonora, or wait for the shower to
be over?”
Leonora preferred a walk in the rain
to one alone, so they hurried into their raincoats
and were off.
“Our company’s dwindling,”
observed Miss Crilly, as the door shut upon Mrs. Post
and Mrs. Crump, “but I don’t want to go
home yet need I, Miss Sterling?”
“Certainly not! I want you all to stay.
Polly, you are queen of ceremonies what
shall we do next?”
“We might try some of Grandaunt
Susie’s exercises,” twinkled Polly.
“Just the thing!”
“Who’s Grandaunt Susie, pray?” Miss
Crilly was frankly curious.
“Mother’s grandaunt,”
explained Polly. “She was miserable, and
these exercises made her strong enough to do almost
anything. She is seventy-three, or
was when she was here, a year ago, and
father himself says she doesn’t look a minute
over thirty-five!”
“Oh, my! Let’s try’em!
I want to look ’not a minute over thirty-five’!”
Miss Crilly waved her hands excitedly.
“How do you begin this
way?” Miss Mullaly sprang to her feet, threw
out her chest, and worked her arms up and down.
“Oh, no!” cried Polly.
“That is not it at all! You take them
lying down!”
“Mercy!” cried Miss Lily.
“I’d like that!” declared Mrs. Albright.
“Good and easy!” Miss Crilly nodded.
“Yes, they are every one to
be practiced in bed, before you get up in the morning,”
resumed Polly.
“What if you don’t wake
early enough?” asked Mrs. Prindle with a shrug.
“Then you’re late for
breakfast or lose your chance of going back to thirty-five!”
laughed Miss Crilly.
“How can you thrash your arms
round in bed?” Miss Mullaly queried.
“You don’t have to. It isn’t
like gymnastics.”
“Well, do tell us, Polly!
I’m just crazy to begin!” Miss Crilly
laughingly shook Polly’s shoulders.
“There are so many of them,”
Polly drew a long, laughing breath, “I hardly
know which to take first. There is one for the
legs that would help in walking.
But you’ll have to lie down first.”
Miss Crilly and Miss Major hurried
to the floor, Miss Mullaly following.
“Oh, lie on the bed!” cried Miss Sterling.
“This is all right.” asserted Miss Crilly.
“Go on, Polly!”
“You want to turn just a mite
on your right side. Now make your right leg
firm, and put your left toes against the top of your
right foot, yes, that’s it! and
tense the muscles of your left leg hard!
Now relax! Tense again! Relax! You
mustn’t do it too long at first, but that’s
the way tense and relax, ten times on this
side and ten on the other.”
“Whew! takes some strength!
Why don’t you try it, girls? It’s
fun! Miss Sterling will let you have her bed we’ll
make it over afterwards. Try it. Mis’
Albright, and you, Miss Leatherland, it’ll do
you good!”
“Yes, go ahead, as Miss Crilly
says,” urged Miss Sterling. “I’ve
practiced that, and I think it has made me stronger.”
Polly’s class was increased
to five, but the others could not be induced to make
any attempt.
“There’s another that’s
pretty good,” went on Polly. “It’s
for both sides, alternate, but you can learn it on
your right. Bend up your left knee, and take
your left ankle in your left hand now pull
hard, leg and hand both! That’s right.
Pull and then relax. Here’s another; bend
your knee the upper one, and take it in
both hands and pull hard! Relax, and then pull
again.”
“I wish there was an exercise
to make thin folks fatter,” observed Miss Mullaly.
“I know some that’ll make
your cheeks plump and round,” said Polly.
Little squeals of doubt greeted the announcement.
“I don’t believe they’d
make my face round,” laughed Miss Leatherland.
“Yes, they would! Wouldn’t they,
Miss Nita?”
“I can’t swear to it,
as Polly does; but this I do know it plumps
and pinks them for a little while. Polly says
her aunt told her that after enough practice the plumpness
would stay.”
“Oh, what is it?” queried Miss Mullaly
eagerly.
“I’ll try it on Miss Leatherland
if she’ll let me,” offered Polly.
“It will be more of a test on her, because she
is thinnest.”
“Certainly you may, but I can’t
quite believe it will do what you say it will.”
“Just you wait’”
chuckled Polly. “First you must smile,
a big, big smile! Not quite hard enough! Yes,
that’s better! Now, while I press my hands
against your cheeks and massage them this way, you
must open and shut your mouth no, wider
than that! a little wider just
as wide as you can! Keep on smiling all the time!
“There! now I’ll let you
look in the glass see how your cheeks have
plumped out! Oh, but you lock pretty!”
“Doesn’t she!” Miss
Crilly jumped up, the better to see. “Look!
everybody! My, how pretty!”
“‘Pretty!’”
scorned Miss Leatherland. Yet the pink rose higher.
“Polly! is this the right way?”
Miss Mullaly was doing her best, but not well enough
to satisfy the instructor.
“The middle of your hand must
come up high on your cheek,” explained Polly.
“Yes, that’s it! And twenty-five
times you must open and shut your mouth.”
“Polly,” broke in Miss
Sterling, “when you can, I wish you’d tell
Mrs. Prindle how to make her hair grow.”
“Yes,” added Mrs. Prindle,
“she says you know a way of massaging the scalp,
and my hair is so thin!”
“You’ll have to take it
down, I guess so you can get at it all
over,” said Polly.
“Do you know it will really help it?”
“Grandaunt Susie said her hair
was so thin you could see through it, and when she
was at our house it was as thick as as thick
as mine.”
“Oh, I’m going to try
that my hair’s all coming out!”
Miss Lily drew her pins from the thin coil.
Mrs. Grace and Mrs. Adlerfeld made
their heads ready for manipulation.
“You just put your hands this
way, right up under your hair,” Polly
spread out her fingers, “and clutch
at the scalp hard, as if you were going to pull it
off. Go all over the head, again and again for
five minutes two or three times a day.
Aunt Susie says it will make the hair grow like fun.”
“Oh, Miss Polly, will you be
so kind as to show me just how it goes, please?”
Miss Twining was shaking down her scanty locks.
“It’s very easy,”
Polly smiled. She liked the shy, gentle Miss
Twining. “This is all there is to it,”
working her hands under the soft blond hair.
“The only trouble is, it tires the hands out
pretty quick.”
“Oh, yours must be tired!
I should not have asked you!”
“No, no! Mine are all
right. I was thinking only of yours. Now,
try it yourself. Yes, that’s the way!
You have it!”
“Polly!” Miss Crilly was
on the floor, hugging her knee.
“I’m here!” laughed Polly.
“Do you know anything that will scare away a
double chin?”
“Yes, I do!”
“Oh, jolly! What is it?”
“I’d like to hear about that!” spoke
up Miss Castlevaine.
Polly thought a moment.
“You’ll have to lie down flat
on your back no, you go over on the bed,
Miss Castlevaine, and I’ll tell you how to do
it.”
“Don’t get up, Mis’
Albright!” cried Miss Crilly. “I
can learn how here just as well!” She lay back,
her eyes on Polly.
“I’ll put this pillow
right under your shoulders so. Now
throw your head
A sharp rap halted the sentence.
Mrs. Albright sat up. The door was flung open
before Polly reached it.
“Ladies! what does this mean?”
Miss Sniffen stood there, resolute and merciless.
Nobody answered.
Miss Twining and Miss Lily began hurriedly
to gather up their disheveled hair. Miss Castlevaine
arose haughtily. Polly’s tongue was quickest
to recover itself.
“I was only teaching the ladies
some exercises to make them strong. We are not
doing any harm, Miss Sniffen.”
“I infer that it makes them
stronger to pull their hair down.” The
tone was smoothly sarcastic.
“Oh, that!” returned Polly,
with a tiny smile; “I’ve been telling
them how to massage the scalp, so as to make their
hair grow.”
“Very necessary, indeed!
And I suppose their hair grows faster if they stretch
themselves out upon the bed and the floor! I’m
ashamed of you!”
“Oh, Miss Sniffen!” protested
Polly, “you have to lie down to take these exercises!
The book says so!”
“Book!” snapped the angry
voice; “I’ll book you all for what you
won’t like if I ever catch you in such unladylike
postures again! You must be in your second childhood!
Now march to your rooms, every one of you!”
She waved her hand peremptorily toward the doorway,
and the culprits filed meekly past her all
but Miss Castlevaine. She walked with stately
step and head held high, as became the great-granddaughter
of a duchess.
“I think you would better go
home now, you have worked mischief enough for one
day!” She addressed Polly in a slightly mollified
tone.
“Why, Miss Sniffen, I can’t
see what harm there is in trying to get well and strong.
I should think you’d like the ladies to be
better. Father and mother think these exercises
are fine! Mother’s Grandaunt Susie told
us about them. They made her as good as new!”
“We won’t discuss the
matter,” replied the superintendent in a hard
voice. “You need not remain to talk it
over with Miss Sterling.”
“I’m going right now!”
Polly caught up her coat.
“Good-bye, Miss Nita!” She swept past
Miss Sniffen with a curt bow.
The door tight shut, Juanita Sterling
fisted the air in the direction of the departing superintendent.
Then she drooped her head and sobbed.