The Timely Intervention of
the Mandarin Shan Tien’s Lucky Day
When Kai Lung at length reached the
shutter, after the delay caused by Li-loe’s
inopportune presence, he found that Hwa-mei was already
standing there beneath the wall.
“Alas!” he exclaimed,
in an access of self-reproach, “is it possible
that I have failed to greet your arriving footsteps?
Hear the degrading cause of my ”
“Forbear,” interrupted
the maiden, with a magnanimous gesture of the hand
that was not engaged in bestowing a gift of fruit.
“There is a time to scatter flowers and a time
to prepare the soil. To-morrow a further trial
awaits you, for which we must conspire.”
“I am in your large and all-embracing
grasp,” replied Kai Lung. “Proceed
to spread your golden counsel.”
“The implacable Ming-shu has
deliberated with himself, and deeming it unlikely
that you should a third time allure the imagination
of the Mandarin Shan Tien by your art, he has ordered
that you are again to be the first led out to judgment.
On this occasion, however, he has prepared a cloud
of witnesses who will, once they are given a voice,
quickly overwhelm you in a flood of calumny.”
“Even a silver trumpet may not
prevail above a score of brazen horns,” confessed
the story-teller doubtfully. “Would it not
be well to engage an even larger company who will
outlast the first?”
“The effete Ming-shu has hired
all there are,” replied Hwa-mei, with a curbing
glance. “Nevertheless, do not despair.
At a convenient hour a trusty hand will let fall a
skin of wine at their assembling place. Their
testimony, should any arrive, will entail some conflict.”
“I bow before the practical
many-sidedness of your mind, enchanting one,”
murmured Kai Lung, in deep-felt admiration.
“To-morrow, being the first
of the Month of Gathering-in, will be one of Shan
Tien’s lucky days,” continued the maiden,
her look acknowledging the fitness of the compliment,
but at the same time indicating that the moment was
not a suitable one to pursue the detail further.
“After holding court the Mandarin will accordingly
proceed to hazard his accustomed stake upon the chances
of certain of the competitors in the approaching examinations.
His mind will thus be alertly watchful for a guiding
omen. The rest should lie within your persuasive
tongue.”
“The story of Lao Ting ” began
Kai Lung.
“Enough,” replied Hwa-mei,
listening to a distant sound. “Already has
this one strayed beyond her appointed limit. May
your virtuous cause prevail!”
With this auspicious message the maiden
fled, leaving Kai Lung more than ever resolved to
conduct the enterprise in a manner worthy of her high
regard.
On the following day, at the appointed
hour, Kai Lung was again led before the Mandarin Shan
Tien. To the alert yet downcast gaze of the former
person it seemed as if the usually inscrutable expression
of that high official was not wholly stern as it moved
in his direction. Ming-shu, on the contrary,
disclosed all his voracious teeth without restraint.
“Calling himself Kai Lung,”
began the detestable accuser, in a voice even more
repulsive than its wont, “and claiming ”
“The name has a somewhat familiar
echo,” interrupted the Fountain of Justice,
with a genial interest in what was going on, rare in
one of his exalted rank. “Have we not seen
the ill-conditioned thing before?”
“He has tasted of your unutterable
clemency in the past,” replied Ming-shu, “this
being by no means his first appearance thus. Claiming
to be a story-teller ”
“What,” demanded the enlightened
law-giver with leisurely precision, “is a story-teller,
and how is he defined?”
“A story-teller, Excellence,”
replied the inscriber of his spoken word, with the
concise manner of one who is not entirely grateful
to another, “is one who tells stories.
Having on ”
“The profession must be widely
spread,” remarked the gracious administrator
thoughtfully. “All those who supplicate
in this very average court practise it to a more or
less degree.”
“The prisoner,” continued
the insufferable Ming-shu, so lost to true refinement
that he did not even relax his dignity at a remark
handed down as gravity-removing from times immemorial,
“has already been charged and made his plea.
It only remains, therefore, to call the witnesses
and to condemn him.”
“The usual band appears to be
more retiring than their custom is,” observed
Shan Tien, looking around. “Their lack of
punctual respect does not enlarge our sympathy towards
their cause.”
“They are all hard-striving
persons of studious or commercial habits,” replied
Ming-shu, “and have doubtless become immersed
in their various traffics.”
“Should the immersion referred to prove to be
so deep ”
“A speedy messenger has already
gone, but his returning footsteps tarry,” urged
Ming-shu anxiously. “In this extremity,
Excellence, I will myself ”
“High Excellence,” appealed
Kai Lung, as soon as Ming-shu’s departing sandals
were obscured to view, “out of the magnanimous
condescension of your unworldly heart hear an added
plea. Taught by the inoffensive example of that
Lao Ting whose success in the literary competitions
was brought about by a conjunction of miraculous omens ”
“Arrest the stream of your acknowledged
oratory for a single breathing-space,” commanded
the Mandarin dispassionately, yet at the same time
unostentatiously studying a list that lay within his
sleeve. “What was the auspicious name of
the one of whom you spoke?”
“Lao Ting, exalted; to whom
at various periods were subjoined those of Li, Tzu,
Sun, Chu, Wang and Chin.”
“Assuredly. Your prayer
for a fuller hearing will reach our lenient ears.
In the meanwhile, in order to prove that the example
upon which you base your claim is a worthy one, proceed
to narrate so much of the story of Lao Ting as bears
upon the means of his success.”
The Story of Lao Ting and
the Luminous Insect
It is of Lao Ting that the saying
has arisen, “He who can grasp Opportunity as
she slips by does not need a lucky dream.”
So far, however, Lao Ting may be judged
to have had neither opportunities nor lucky dreams.
He was one of studious nature and from an early age
had devoted himself to a veneration of the Classics.
Yet with that absence of foresight on the part of
the providing deities (for this, of course, took place
during an earlier, and probably usurping, dynasty),
which then frequently resulted in the unworthy and
illiterate prospering, his sleeve was so empty that
at times it seemed almost impossible for him to continue
in his high ambition.
As the date of the examinations drew
near, Lao Ting’s efforts increased, and he grudged
every moment spent away from books. His few available
cash scarcely satisfied his ever-moving brush, and
his sleeve grew so light that it seemed as though
it might become a balloon and carry him into the Upper
Air; for, as the Wisdom has it, “A well-filled
purse is a trusty earth anchor.” On food
he spent even less, but the inability to procure light
after the sun had withdrawn his benevolence from the
narrow street in which he lived was an ever-present
shadow across his hopes. On this extremity he
patiently and with noiseless skill bored a hole through
the wall into the house of a wealthy neighbour, and
by this inoffensive stratagem he was able to distinguish
the imperishable writings of the Sages far into the
night. Soon, however, the gross hearted person
in question discovered the device, owing to the symmetrical
breathing of Lao Ting, and applying himself to the
opening unperceived, he suddenly blew a jet of water
through and afterwards nailed in a wooden skewer.
This he did because he himself was also entering for
the competitions, though he did not really fear Lao
Ting.
Thus denied, Lao Ting sought other
means to continue his study, if for only a few minutes
longer daily, and it became his custom to leave his
ill-equipped room when it grew dusk and to walk into
the outer ways, always with his face towards the west,
so that he might prolong the benefit of the great
luminary to the last possible moment. When the
time of no-light definitely arrived he would climb
up into one of the high places to await the first
beam of the great sky-lantern, and also in the reasonable
belief that the nearer he got to it the more powerful
would be its light.
It was upon such an occasion that
Lao Ting first became aware of the entrancing presence
of Chun Hoa-mi, and although he plainly recognized
from the outset that the graceful determination with
which she led a water-buffalo across the landscape
by means of a slender cord attached to its nose was
not conducive to his taking a high place in the competitions,
he soon found that he was unable to withdraw himself
from frequenting the spot at the same hour on each
succeeding day. Presently, however, he decided
that his previous misgiving was inaccurate, as her
existence inspired him with an all-conquering determination
to outdistance every other candidate in so marked a
manner that his name would at once become famous throughout
the province, to attain high office without delay,
to lead a victorious army against the encroaching
barbarian foe and thus to save the Empire in a moment
of emergency, to acquire vast riches (in a not clearly
defined manner), to become the intimate counsellor
of the grateful Emperor, and finally to receive posthumous
honours of unique distinction, the harmonious personality
of Hoa-Mi being inextricably entwined among these
achievements.
At other times, however, he became
subject to a funereal conviction that he would fail
discreditably in the examinations to an accompaniment
of the ridicule and contempt of all who knew him, that
he would never succeed in acquiring sufficient brass
cash to ensure a meagre sustenance even for himself,
and that he would probably end his lower existence
by ignominious decapitation, so that his pale and
hungry ghost would be unable to find its way from place
to place and be compelled to remain on the same spot
through all eternity. Yet so quickly did these
two widely diverging vistas alternate in Lao Ting’s
mind that on many occasions he was under the influence
of both presentiments at the same time.
It will thus be seen that Lao Ting
was becoming involved in emotions of a many-sided
hue, by which his whole future would inevitably be
affected, when an event took place which greatly tended
to restore his tranquillity of mind. He was,
at the usual hour, lurking unseen on the path of Hoa-mi’s
approach when the water-buffalo, with the perversity
of its kind, suddenly withdrew itself from the amiable
control of its attendant’s restraining hand
and precipitated its resistless footsteps towards
the long grass in which Lao Ting lay concealed.
Recognizing that a decisive moment in the maiden’s
esteem lay before him, the latter, in spite of an
incapable doubt as to the habits and manner of behaviour
of creatures of this part, set out resolutely to subdue
it. . . . At a later period, by clinging tenaciously
to its tail, he undoubtedly impeded its progress,
and thereby enabled Hoa-mi to greet him as one
who had a claim upon her gratitude.
“The person who has performed
this slight service is Ting, of the outcast line of
Lao,” said the student with an admiring bow in
spite of a benumbing pain that involved all his lower
attributes. “Having as yet achieved nothing,
the world lies before him.”
“She who speaks is Hoa-mi,
her father’s house being Chun,” replied
the maiden agreeably. “In addition to the
erratic but now repentant animal that has thus, as
it were, brought us within the same narrow compass,
he possesses a wooden plough, two wheel-barrows, a
red bow with threescore arrows, and a rice-field,
and is therefore a person of some consequence.”
“True,” agreed Lao Ting,
“though perhaps the dignity is less imposing
than might be imagined in the eye of one who, by means
of successive examinations, may ultimately become
the Right hand of the Emperor.”
“Is the contingency an impending
one?” inquired Hoa-mi, with polite interest.
“So far,” admitted Lao
Ting, “it is more in the nature of a vision.
There are, of necessity, many trials, and few can reach
the ultimate end. Yet even the Yangtze-kiang
has a source.”
“Of your unswerving tenacity
this person has already been witness,” said
the maiden, with a glance of refined encouragement.
“Your words are more inspiring
than the example of the aged woman of Shang-li
to the student Tsung,” declared Lao Ting gratefully.
“Unless the Omens are asleep they should tend
to the same auspicious end.”
“The exact instance of the moment
escapes my recollection.” Probably Hoa-mi
was by no means willing that one of studious mind should
associate her exclusively with water-buffaloes.
“Is it related in the Classics?”
“Possibly, though in which actual
masterpiece just now evades my grasp. The youth
referred to was on the point of abandoning a literary
career, appalled at the magnitude of the task before
him, when he encountered an aged woman who was employed
in laboriously rubbing away the surface of an iron
crowbar on a block of stone. To his inquiry she
cheerfully replied: ’The one who is thus
engaged required a needle to complete a task.
Being unable to procure one she was about to give way
to an ignoble despair when chance put into her hands
this bar, which only requires bringing down to the
necessary size.’ Encouraged by this painstaking
example Tsung returned to his books and in due course
became a high official.”
“Doubtless in the time of his
prosperity he retraced his footsteps and lavishly
rewarded the one to whom he was thus indebted,”
suggested Hoa-mi gracefully.
“Doubtless,” admitted
Lao Ting, “but the detail is not pursued to so
remote an extremity in the Classic. The delicate
poise of the analogy is what is chiefly dwelt upon,
the sign for a needle harmonizing with that for official,
and there being a similar balance between crowbar
and books.”
“Your words are like a page
written in vermilion ink,” exclaimed Hoa-mi,
with a sideway-expressed admiration.
“Alas!” he declared, with
conscious humility, “my style is meagre and
almost wholly threadbare. To remedy this, each
day I strive to perfect myself in the correct formation
of five new written signs. When equipped with
a knowledge of every one there is I shall be competent
to write so striking and original an essay on any subject
that it will no longer be possible to exclude my name
from the list of official appointments.”
“It will be a day of well-achieved
triumph for the spirits of your expectant ancestors,”
said Hoa-mi sympathetically.
“It will also have a beneficial
effect on my own material prospects,” replied
Lao Ting, with a commendable desire to awaken images
of a more specific nature in the maiden’s imagination.
“Where hitherto it has been difficult to support
one, there will then be a lavish profusion for two.
The moment the announcement is made, my impatient feet
will carry me to this spot. Can it be hoped?”
“It has long been this one’s
favourite resort also,” confessed Hoa-mi,
with every appearance of having adequately grasped
Lao Ting’s desired inference, “Yet to
what number do the written signs in question stretch?”
“So highly favoured is our unapproachable
language that the number can only be faintly conjectured.
Some claim fivescore thousand different written symbols;
the least exacting agree to fourscore thousand.”
“You are all-knowing,”
responded the maiden absently. With her face in
an opposing direction her lips moved rapidly, as though
she might be in the act of addressing some petition
to a Power. Yet it is to be doubted if this accurately
represents the nature of her inner thoughts, for when
she again turned towards Lao Ting the engaging frankness
of her expression had imperceptibly deviated, as she
continued:
“In about nine and forty years,
then, O impetuous one, our converging footsteps will
doubtless again encounter upon this spot. In the
meanwhile, however, this person’s awaiting father
is certainly preparing something against her tardy
return which the sign for a crowbar would fittingly
represent.”
Then urging the water-buffalo to increased
exertion she fled, leaving Lao Ting a prey to emotions
of a very distinguished intensity.
In spite of the admittedly rough-edged
nature of Hoa-mi’s leave-taking, Lao Ting retraced
his steps in an exalted frame of mind. He had
spoken to the maiden and heard her incomparable voice.
He now knew her name and the path leading to her father’s
house. It only remained for him to win a position
worthy of her acceptance (if the Empire could offer
such a thing), and their future happiness might be
regarded as assured.
Thus engaged, Lao Ting walked on,
seeing within his head the arrival of the bridal chair,
partaking of the well-spread wedding feast, hearing
the félicitations of the guests: “A
hundred sons and a thousand grandsons!” Something
white fluttering by the wayside recalled him to the
realities of the day. He had reached the buildings
of the outer city, and on a wall before him a printed
notice was displayed.
It has already been set forth that
the few solitary cash which from time to time fell
into the student’s sleeve were barely sufficient
to feed his thirsty brush with ink. For the material
on which to write and to practise the graceful curves
essential to a style he was driven to various unworthy
expedients. It had thus become his habit to lurk
in the footsteps of those who affix public proclamations
in the ways and spaces of the city, and when they
had passed on to remove, as unostentatiously as possible,
the more suitable pronouncements and to carry them
to his own abode. For this reason he regarded
every notice from a varying angle, being concerned
less with what appeared upon it than with what did
not appear. Accordingly he now crossed the way
and endeavoured to secure the sheet that had attracted
his attention. In this he was unsuccessful, however,
for he could only detach a meagre fragment.
When Lao Ting reached his uninviting
room the last pretence of daylight had faded.
He recognized that he had lost many precious moments
in Hoa-mi’s engaging society, and although he
would willingly have lost many more, there was now
a deeper pang in his regret that he could not continue
his study further into the night. As this was
impossible, he drew his scanty night coverings around
him and composed his mind for sleep, conscious of
an increasing rigour in the air; for, as he found
when the morning came, one who wished him well, passing
in his absence, had written a lucky saying on a stone
and cast it through the paper window.
When Lao Ting awoke it was still night,
but the room was no longer entirely devoid of light.
As his custom was, an open page lay on the floor beside
him, ready to be caught up eagerly with the first gleam
of day; above this a faint but sufficient radiance
now hung, enabling him to read the written signs.
At first the student regarded the surroundings with
some awe, not doubting that this was in the nature
of a visitation, but presently he discovered that the
light was provided by a living creature, winged but
docile, which carried a glowing lustre in its tail.
When he had read to the end, Lao Ting endeavoured
to indicate by a sign that he wished to turn the page.
To his delight he found that the winged creature intelligently
grasped the requirement and at once transferred its
presence to the required spot. All through the
night the youth eagerly read on, nor did this miraculously
endowed visitor ever fail him. By dawn he had
more than made up the time in which the admiration
of Hoa-mi had involved him. If such a state
of things could be assured for the future, the vista
would stretch like a sunlit glade before his feet.
Early in the day he set out to visit
an elderly monk, who lived in a cave on the mountain
above. Before he went, however, he did not fail
to procure a variety of leaves and herbs, and to display
them about the room in order to indicate to his unassuming
companion that he had a continued interest in his
welfare. The venerable hermit received him hospitably,
and after inviting him to sit upon the floor and to
partake of such food as he had brought with him, listened
attentively to his story.
“Your fear that in this manifestation
you may be the sport of a malicious Force, conspiring
to some secret ill, is merely superstition,”
remarked Tzu-lu when Lao Ting had reached an end.
“Although creatures such as you describe are
unknown in this province, they undoubtedly exist in
outer barbarian lands, as do apes with the tails of
peacocks, ducks with their bones outside their skins,
beings whose pale green eyes can discover the precious
hidden things of the earth, and men with a hole through
their chests so that they require no chair to carry
them, but are transposed from spot to spot by means
of poles.”
“Your mind is widely opened,
esteemed,” replied Lao Ting respectfully.
“Yet the omen must surely tend towards a definite
course?”
“Be guided by the mature philosophy
of the resolute Heng-ki, who, after an unfortunate
augury, exclaimed to his desponding warriors:
’Do your best and let the Omens do their worst!’
What has happened is as clear as the iridescence of
a dragon’s eye. In the past you have lent
a sum of money to a friend who has thereupon passed
into the Upper Air, leaving you unrequited.”
“A friend receiving a sum of
money from this person would have every excuse for
passing away suddenly.”
“Or,” continued the accommodating
recluse, “you have in some other way placed
so formidable an obligation upon one now in the Beyond
that his disturbed spirit can no longer endure the
burden. For this reason it has taken the form
of a luminous insect, and has thus returned to earth
in order that it may assist you and thereby discharge
the debt.”
“The explanation is a convincing
one,” replied Lao Ting. “Might it
not have been more satisfactory in the end, however,
if the gracious person in question had clothed himself
with the attributes of the examining chancellor or
some high mandarin, so that he could have upheld my
cause in any extremity?”
Without actually smiling, a form of
entertainment that was contrary to his strict vow,
the patriarchal anchorite moved his features somewhat
at the youth’s innocence.
“Do not forget that it is written:
’Though you set a monkey on horseback yet will
his hands and feet remain hairy,’” he remarked.
“The one whose conduct we are discussing may
well be aware of his own deficiencies, and know that
if he adopted such a course a humiliating exposure
would await him. Do not have any fear for the
future, however: thus protected, this person
is inspired to prophesy that you will certainly take
a high place in the examinations. . . . Indeed,”
he added thoughtfully, “it might be prudent to
venture a string of cash upon your lucky number.”
With this auspicious leave-taking
Tzu-lu dismissed him, and Lao Ting returned to the
city greatly refreshed in spirit by the encounter.
Instead of retiring to his home he continued into the
more reputable ways beyond, it then being about the
hour at which the affixers of official notices were
wont to display their energies.
So it chanced indeed, but walking
with his feet off the ground, owing to the obliging
solitary’s encouragement, Lao Ting forgot his
usual caution, and came suddenly into the midst of
a band of these men at an angle of the paths.
“Honourable greetings,”
he exclaimed, feeling that if he passed them by unregarded
his purpose might be suspected. “Have you
eaten your rice?”
“How is your warmth and cold?”
they replied courteously. “Yet why do you
arrest your dignified footsteps to converse with outcasts
so illiterate as ourselves?”
“The reason,” admitted
Lao Ting frankly, “need not be buried in a well.
Had I avoided the encounter you might have said among
yourselves: ’Here is one who shuns our gaze.
This, perchance, is he who of late has lurked within
the shadow of our backs to bear away our labour.’
Not to create this unworthy suspicion I freely came
among you, for, as the Ancient Wisdom says: ’Do
not adjust your sandals while passing through a melon-field,
nor yet arrange your hat beneath an orange-tree.’”
“Yet,” said the leader
of the band, “we were waiting thus in expectation
of the one whom you describe. The incredible leper
who rules our goings has, even at this hour and notwithstanding
that now is the appointed day and time for the gathering
together of the Harmonious Constellation of Paste
Appliers and Long Brush Wielders, thrust within our
hands a double task.”
“May bats defile his Ancestral
Tablets and goats propagate within his neglected tomb!”
chanted the band in unison. “May the sinews
of his hams snap suddenly in moments of achievement!
May the principles of his warmth and cold never be
properly adjusted but ”
“Thus positioned,” continued
the leader, indicating by a gesture that while he
agreed with these sentiments the moment was not opportune
for their full recital, “we await. If he
who lurks in our past draws near he will doubtless
accept from our hands that which he will assuredly
possess behind our backs. Thus mutual help will
lighten the toil of all.”
“The one whom you require dwells
beneath my scanty roof,” said the youth.
“He is now, however, absent on a secret mission.
Entrust to me the burden of your harassment and I
will answer, by the sanctity of the Four-eyed Image,
that it shall reach his speedy hand.”
When Lao Ting gained his own room,
bowed down but rejoicing beneath the weight of his
unexpected fortune, his eyes were gladdened by the
soft light that hung about his books. Although
it was not yet dark, the radiance of the glow seemed
greater than before. Going to the spot the delighted
student saw that in place of one there were now four,
the grateful insect having meanwhile summoned others
to his cause. All these stood in an expectant
attitude awaiting his control, so that through the
night he plied an untiring brush and leapt onward in
the garden of similitudes.
From this time forward Lao Ting could
not fail to be aware that the faces of those whom
he familiarly encountered were changed towards him.
Men greeted him as one worthy of their consideration,
and he even heard his name spoken of respectfully
in the society of learned strangers. More than
once he found garlands of flowers hung upon his outer
door, harmonious messages, and once a
gift of food. Incredible as it seemed to him
it had come to be freely admitted that the unknown
scholar Lao Ting would take a very high place in the
forthcoming competition, and those who were alert
and watchful did not hesitate to place him first.
To this general feeling a variety of portents had
contributed. Doubtless the beginning was the significant
fact, known to the few at first, that the miracle-working
Tzu-lu had staked his inner garment on Lao Ting’s
success. Brilliant lights were seen throughout
the night to be moving in the meagre dwelling (for
the four efficacious creatures had by this time greatly
added to their numbers), and the one within was credited
with being assisted by the Forces. It is well
said that that which passes out of one mouth passes
into a hundred ears, and before dawn had become dusk
all the early and astute were following the inspired
hermit’s example. They who conducted the
lotteries, becoming suddenly aware of the burden of
the hazard they incurred, thereat declared that upon
the venture of Lao Ting’s success there must
be set two taels in return for one. Whereupon
the desire of those who had refrained waxed larger
than before, and thus the omens grew.
When the days that remained before
the opening of the trial could be counted on the fingers
of one hand, there came, at a certain hour, a summons
on the outer door of Lao Ting’s house, and in
response to his spoken invitation there entered one,
Sheng-yin, a competitor.
“Lao Ting,” said this
person, when they had exchanged formalities, “in
spite of the flattering attentions of the shallow” he
here threw upon the floor a garland which he had conveyed
from off Lao Ting’s door “it
is exceedingly unlikely that at the first attempt your
name will be among those of the chosen, and the possibility
of it heading the list may be dismissed as vapid.”
“Your experience is deep and
wide,” replied Lao Ting, the circumstance that
Sheng-yin had already tried and failed three and thirty
times adding an edge to the words; “yet if it
is written it is written.”
“Doubtless,” retorted
Sheng-yin no less capably; “but it will never
be set to music. Now, until your inconsiderate
activities prevailed, this person was confidently
greeted as the one who would be first.”
“The names of Wang-san
and Yin Ho were not unknown to the expectant,”
suggested Lao Ting mildly.
“The mind of Wang-san is
only comparable with a wastepaper basket,” exclaimed
the visitor harshly; “and Yin Ho is in reality
as dull as split ebony. But in your case, unfortunately,
there is nothing to go on, and, unlikely though it
be, it is just possible that this person’s well-arranged
ambitions may thereby be brought to a barren end.
For that reason he is here to discuss this matter
as between virtuous friends.”
“Let your auspicious mouth be
widely opened,” replied Lao Ting guardedly.
“My ears will not refrain.”
“Is there not, perchance, some
venerable relative in a distant part of the province
whose failing eyes crave, at this juncture, to rest
upon your wholesome features before he passes Upwards?”
“Assuredly some such inopportune
person might be forthcoming,” admitted Lao Ting.
“Yet the cost of so formidable a journey would
be far beyond this necessitous one’s means.”
“In so charitable a cause affluent
friends would not be lacking. Depart on the third
day and remain until the ninth and twenty taels of
silver will glide imperceptibly into your awaiting
sleeve.”
“The prospect of not taking
the foremost place in the competition added
to the pangs of those who have hazarded their store
upon the unworthy name of Lao is an ignoble
one,” replied the student, after a moment’s
thought. “The journey will be a costly task
at this season of the rains; it cannot possibly be
accomplished for less than fifty taels.”
“It is well said, ’Do
not look at robbers sharing out their spoil:
look at them being executed,’” urged Sheng-yin.
“Should you be so ill-destined as to compete,
and, as would certainly be the case, be awarded a
position of contempt, how unendurable would be your
anguish when, amidst the exécrations of the deluded
mob, you remembered that thirty taels of the purest
had slipped from your effete grasp.”
“Should the Bridge of the Camel
Back be passable, five and forty might suffice,”
mused Lao Tung to himself.
“Thirty-seven taels, five hundred
cash, are the utmost that your obliging friends would
hazard in the quest,” announced Sheng-yin definitely.
“On the day following that of the final competition
the sum will be honourably ”
“By no means,” interrupted
the other, with unswerving firmness. “How
thus is the journey to be defrayed? In advance,
assuredly.”
“The requirement is unusual.
Yet upon satisfactory oaths being offered ”
“This person will pledge the
repose of the spirits of his venerated ancestors practically
back to prehistoric times,” agreed Lao Ting
readily. “From the third to the ninth day
he will be absent from the city and will take no part
in anything therein. Should he eat his words,
may his body be suffocated beneath five cart-loads
of books and his weary ghost chained to that of a
leprous mule. It is spoken.”
“Truly. But it may as well
be written also.” With this expression of
narrow-minded suspicion Sheng-yin would have taken
up one from a considerable mass of papers lying near
at hand, had not Lao Ting suddenly restrained him.
“It shall be written with clarified
ink on paper of a special excellence,” declared
the student. “Take the brush, Seng-yin,
and write. It almost repays this person for the
loss of a degree to behold the formation of signs
so unapproachable as yours.”
“Lao Ting,” replied the
visitor, pausing in his task, “you are occasionally
inspired, but the weakness of your character results
in a lack of caution. In this matter, therefore,
be warned: ’The crocodile opens his jaws;
the rat-trap closes his; keep yours shut.’”
When Lao Ting returned after a scrupulously
observed six days of absence he could not fail to
become aware that the city was in an uproar, and the
evidence of this increased as he approached the cheap
and lightly esteemed quarter in which those of literary
ambitions found it convenient to reside. Remembering
Sheng-yin’s parting, he forbore to draw attention
to himself by questioning any, but when he reached
the door of his own dwelling he discovered the one
of whom he was thinking, standing, as it were, between
the posts.
“Lao Ting,” exclaimed
Sheng-yin, without waiting to make any polite reference
to the former person’s food or condition, “in
spite of this calamity you are doubtless prepared
to carry out the spirit of your oath?”
“Doubtless,” replied Lao
Ting affably. “Yet what is the nature of
the calamity referred to, and how does it affect the
burden of my vow?”
“Has not the tiding reached
your ear? The examinations, alas! have been withheld
for seven full days. Your journey has been in
vain!”
“By no means!” declared
the youth. “Debarred by your enticement
from a literary career this person turned his mind
to other aims, and has now gained a deep insight into
the habits and behaviour of water-buffaloes.”
“They who control the competitions
from the Capital,” continued Sheng-yin, without
even hearing the other’s words, “when all
had been arranged, learned from the Chief Astrologer
(may subterranean fires singe his venerable moustaches!)
that a forgotten obscuration of the sun would take
place on the opening day of the test. In the face
of so formidable a portent they acted thus and thus.”
“How then fares it that due
warning of the change was not set forth?”
“The matter is as long as The
Wall and as deep as seven wells,” grumbled Sheng-yin,
“and the Hoang Ho in flood is limpid by its side.
Proclamations were sent forth, yet none appeared, and
they entrusted with their wide disposal have a dragon-story
of a shining lordly youth who ever followed in their
steps. . . . Thus in a manner of expressing it,
the spirit ”
“Sheng-yin,” said Lao
Ting, with courteous firmness, yet so moving the door
so that while he passed in the former person remained
outside, “you have sought, at the expenditure
of thirty-seven taels five hundred cash, to deflect
Destiny from her appointed line. The result has
been lamentable to all or nearly all concerned.
The lawless effort must not be repeated, for when
heaven itself goes out of its way to set a correcting
omen in the sky, who dare disobey?”
When the list and order of the competition
was proclaimed, the name of Wang-san stood at
the very head and that of Yin Ho was next. Lao
Ting was the very last of those who were successful;
Sheng-yin was the next, and was thus the first of
those who were unsuccessful. It was as much as
the youth had secretly dared to hope, and much better
than he had generally feared. In Sheng-yin’s
case, however, it was infinitely worse than he had
ever contemplated. Regarding Lao Ting as the cause
of his disgrace he planned a sordid revenge. Waiting
until night had fallen he sought the student’s
door-step and there took a potent drug, laying upon
his ghost a strict injunction to devote itself to haunting
and thwarting the ambitions of the one who dwelt within.
But even in this he was inept, for the poison was
less speedy than he thought, and Lao Ting returned
in time to convey him to another door.
On the strength of his degree Lao
Ting found no difficulty in earning a meagre competence
by instructing others who wished to follow in his
footsteps. He was also now free to compete for
the next degree, where success would bring him higher
honour and a slightly less meagre competence.
In the meanwhile he married Hoa-mi, being able
to display thirty-seven taels and nearly five hundred
cash towards that end. Ultimately he rose to
a position of remunerative ease, but it is understood
that he attained this more by a habit of acting as
the necessities of the moment required than by his
literary achievements.
Over the door of his country residence
in the days of his profusion he caused the image of
a luminous insect to be depicted, and he engraved
its semblance on his seal. He would also have
added the presentment of a water-buffalo, but Hoa-mi
deemed this inexpedient.