Not Concerned with any
Particular Attribute of
Those who are Involved
Unendurable was the intermingling
of hopes and fears with which Kai Lung sought the
shutter on the next occasion after the avowal of Hwa-mei’s
devoted strategy. While repeatedly assuring himself
that it would have been better to submit to piecemeal
slicing without a protesting word rather than that
she should incur so formidable a risk, he was compelled
as often to admit that when once her mind had formed
its image no effort on his part would have held her
back. Doubtless Hwa-mei readily grasped the emotion
that would possess the one whose welfare was now her
chief concern, for without waiting to gum her hair
or to gild her lips she hastened to the spot beneath
the wall at the earliest moment that Kai Lung could
be there.
“Seven marble tombstones are
lifted from off my chest!” exclaimed the story-teller
when he could greet her. “How did your subterfuge
proceed, and with what satisfaction was the history
of Weng Cho received?”
“That,” replied Hwa-mei
modestly, “will provide the matter for an autumn
tale, when seated around a pine-cone fire. In
the meanwhile this protracted ordeal takes an ambiguous
bend.”
“To what further end does the
malignity of the ill-made Ming-shu now shape itself?
Should it entail a second peril to your head ”
“The one whom you so justly
name fades for a moment out of our concern. Burdened
with a secret mission he journeys to Hing-poo, nor
does the Mandarin Shan Tien hold another court until
the day of his return.”
“That gives a breathing space of time to our
ambitions?”
“So much is assured. Yet
even in that a subtle danger lurks. Certain contingencies
have become involved in the recital of your admittedly
ingenious stories which the future unfolding of events
may not always justify. For instance, the very
speculative Shan Tien, casting his usual moderate
limit to the skies, has accepted the Luminous Insect
as a beckoning omen, and immersed himself deeply in
the chances of every candidate bearing the name of
Lao, Ting, Li, Tzu, Sung, Chu, Wang or Chin.
Should all these fail incapably at the trials a very
undignified period in the Mandarin’s general
manner of expressing himself may intervene.”
“Had the time at the disposal
of this person been sufficiently enlarged he would
not have omitted the various maxims arising from the
tale,” admitted Kai Lung, with a shadow of remorse.
“That suited to the need of a credulous and
ill-balanced mind would doubtless be the proverb:
‘He who believes in gambling will live to sell
his sandals.’ It is regrettable if the
well-intending Mandarin took the wrong one. Fortunately
another moon will fade before the results are known ”
“In the meantime,” continued
the maiden, indicating by a glance that what she had
to relate was more essential to the requirements of
the moment than anything he was saying: “Shan
Tien is by no means indisposed towards your cause.
Your unassuming attitude and deep research have enlarged
your wisdom in his eyes. To-morrow he will send
for you to lean upon your well-stored mind.”
“Is the emergency one for which
any special preparation is required?” questioned
Kai Lung.
“That is the message of my warning.
Of late a company of grateful friends has given the
Mandarin an inlaid coffin to mark the sense of their
indebtedness, the critical nature of the times rendering
the gift peculiarly appropriate. Thus provided,
Shan Tien has cast his eyes around to secure a burial
robe worthy of the casket. The merchants proffer
many, each endowed with all the qualities, but meanwhile
doubts arise, and now Shan Tien would turn to you to
learn what is the true and ancient essential of the
garment, and wherein its virtue should reside.”
“The call will not find me inept,”
replied Kai Lung. “The story of Wang Ho ”
“It is enough,” exclaimed
the maiden warningly. “The time for wandering
together in the garden of the imagination has not yet
arrived. Ming-shu’s feet are on a journey,
it is true, but his eyes are doubtless left behind.
Until a like hour to-morrow gladdens our expectant
gaze, farewell!”
On the following day, at about the
stroke of the usual court, Li-loe approached Kai Lung
with a grievous look.
“Alas, manlet,” he exclaimed,
“here is one direct from the presence of our
high commander, requiring you against his thumb-signed
bond. Go you must, and that alone, whether it
be for elevation on a tree or on a couch. Out
of an insatiable friendship this one would accompany
you, were it possible, equally to hold your hand if
you are to die or hold your cup if you are to feast.
Yet touching that same cask of hidden wine there is
still time ”
“Cease, mooncalf,” replied
Kai Lung reprovingly. “This is but an eddy
on the surface of a moving stream. It comes, it
goes; and the waters press on as before.”
Then Kai Lung, neither bound nor wearing
the wooden block, was led into the presence of Shan
Tien, and allowed to seat himself upon the floor as
though he plied his daily trade.
“Sooner or later it will certainly
devolve upon this person to condemn you to a violent
end,” remarked the far-seeing Mandarin reassuringly.
“In the ensuing interval, however, there is no
need for either of us to dwell upon what must be regarded
as an unpleasant necessity.”
“Yet no crime has been committed,
beneficence,” Kai Lung ventured to protest;
“nor in his attitude before your virtuous self
has this one been guilty of any act of disrespect.”
“You have shown your mind to
be both wide and deep, and suitably lined,”
declared Shan Tien, dexterously avoiding the weightier
part of the story-teller’s plea. “A
question now arises as to the efficacy of embroidered
coffin cloths, and wherein their potent merit lies.
Out of your well-stored memory declare your knowledge
of this sort, conveying the solid information in your
usual palatable way.”
“I bow, High Excellence,”
replied Kai Lung. “This concerns the story
of Wang Ho.”
The Story of Wang Ho
and the Burial Robe
There was a time when it did not occur
to anyone in this pure and enlightened Empire to question
the settled and existing order of affairs. It
would have been well for the merchant Wang Ho had he
lived in that happy era. But, indeed, it is now
no unheard-of thing for an ordinary person to suggest
that customs which have been established for centuries
might with advantage be changed a form of
impiety which is in no degree removed from declaring
oneself to be wiser or more profound than one’s
ancestors! Scarcely more seemly is this than
irregularity in maintaining the Tablets or observing
the Rites; and how narrow is the space dividing these
delinquencies from the actual crimes of overturning
images, counselling rebellion, joining in insurrection
and resorting to indiscriminate piracy and bloodshed.
Certainly the merchant Wang Ho would
be a thousand taels wealthier to-day if he had fully
considered this in advance. Nor would Cheng Lin but
who attempts to eat an orange without first disposing
of the peel, or what manner of a dwelling could be
erected unless an adequate foundation be first provided?
Wang Ho, then, let it be stated, was
one who had early in life amassed a considerable fortune
by advising those whose intention it was to hazard
their earnings in the State Lotteries as to the numbers
that might be relied upon to be successful, or, if
not actually successful, those at least that were
not already predestined by malign influences to be
absolutely incapable of success. These chances
Wang Ho at first forecast by means of dreams, portents
and other manifestations of an admittedly supernatural
tendency, but as his name grew large and the number
of his clients increased vastly, while his capacity
for dreaming remained the same, he found it no less
effective to close his eyes and to become inspired
rapidly of numbers as they were thus revealed to him.
Occasionally Wang Ho was the recipient
of an appropriate bag of money from one who had profited
by his advice, but it was not his custom to rely upon
this contingency as a source of income, nor did he
in any eventuality return the amount which had been
agreed upon (and invariably deposited with him in
advance) as the reward of his inspired efforts.
To those who sought him in a contentious spirit, inquiring
why he did not find it more profitable to secure the
prizes for himself, Wang Ho replied that his enterprise
consisted in forecasting the winning numbers for State
Lotteries and not in solving enigmas, writing
deprecatory odes, composing epitaphs or conducting
any of the other numerous occupations that could be
mentioned. As this plausible evasion was accompanied
by the courteous display of the many weapons which
he always wore at different convenient points of his
attire, the incident invariably ended in a manner satisfactory
to Wang Ho.
Thus positioned Wang Ho prospered,
and had in the course of years acquired a waist of
honourable proportions, when the unrolling course
of events influenced him to abandon his lucrative enterprise.
It was not that he failed in any way to become as
inspired as before; indeed, with increasing practice
he attained a fluency that enabled him to outdistance
every rival, so that on the occasion of one lottery
he afterwards privately discovered that he had predicted
the success of every possible combination of numbers,
thus enabling those who followed his advice (as he
did not fail to announce in inscriptions of vermilion
assurance) to secure among them every
variety of prize offered.
But, about this time, the chief wife
of Wang Ho having been greeted with amiable condescension
by the chief wife of a high official of the Province,
and therefrom in an almost equal manner by the wives
of even higher officials, the one in question began
to abandon herself to a more rapidly outlined manner
of existence than formerly, and to involve Wang Ho
in a like attitude, so that presently this ill-considering
merchant, who but a short time before would have unhesitatingly
cast himself bodily to earth on the approach of a city
magistrate, now acquired the habit of alluding to mandarins
in casual conversation by names of affectionate abbreviation.
Also, being advised of the expediency by a voice speaking
in an undertone, he sought still further to extend
beyond himself by suffering his nails to grow long
and obliterating his name from the public announcements
upon the city walls.
In spite of this ambitious sacrifice
Wang Ho could not entirely shed from his habit a propensity
to associate with those requiring advice on matters
involving financial transactions. He could no
longer conduct enterprises which entailed many clients
and the lavish display of his name, but in the society
of necessitous persons who were related to others
of distinction he allowed it to be inferred that he
was benevolently disposed and had a greater sufficiency
of taels than he could otherwise make use of.
He also involved himself, for the benefit of those
whom he esteemed, in transactions connected with pieces
of priceless jade, jars of wine of an especially fragrant
character, and pictures of reputable antiquity.
In the written manner of these transactions (for it
is useless to conceal the fact that Wang Ho was incapable
of tracing the characters of his own name) he employed
a youth whom he never suffered to appear from beyond
the background. Cheng Lin is thus brought naturally
and unobtrusively into the narrative.
Had Cheng Lin come into the world
when a favourably disposed band of demons was in the
ascendant he would certainly have merited an earlier
and more embellished appearance in this written chronicle.
So far, however, nothing but omens of an ill-destined
obscurity had beset his career. For many years
two ambitions alone had contained his mind, both inextricably
merged into one current and neither with any appearance
of ever flowing into its desired end. The first
was to pass the examination of the fourth degree of
proficiency in the great literary competitions, and
thereby qualify for a small official post where, in
the course of a few years, he might reasonably hope
to be forgotten in all beyond the detail of being
allotted every third moon an unostentatious adequacy
of taels. This distinction Cheng Lin felt to
be well within his power of attainment could he but
set aside three uninterrupted years for study, but
to do this would necessitate the possession of something
like a thousand taels of silver, and Lin might as
well fix his eyes upon the great sky-lantern itself.
Dependent on this, but in no great
degree removed from it, was the hope of being able
to entwine into that future the actuality of Hsi Mean,
a very desirable maiden whom it was Cheng Lin’s
practice to meet by chance on the river bank when
his heavily-weighted duties for the day were over.
To those who will naturally ask why
Cheng Lin, if really sincere in his determination,
could not imperceptibly acquire even so large a sum
as a thousand taels while in the house of the wealthy
Wang Ho, immersed as the latter person was with the
pursuit of the full face of high mandarins and further
embarrassed by a profuse illiteracy, it should be
sufficient to apply the warning: “Beware
of helping yourself to corn from the manger of the
blind mule.”
In spite of his preoccupation Wang
Ho never suffered his mind to wander when sums of
money were concerned, and his inability to express
himself by written signs only engendered in his alert
brain an ever-present decision not to be entrapped
by their use. Frequently, Cheng Lin found small
sums of money lying in such a position as to induce
the belief that they had been forgotten, but upon examining
them closely he invariably found upon them marks by
which they could be recognized if the necessity arose;
he therefore had no hesitation in returning them to
Wang Ho with a seemly reference to the extreme improbability
of the merchant actually leaving money thus unguarded,
and to the lack of respect which it showed to Cheng
Lin himself to expect that a person of his integrity
should be tempted by so insignificant an amount.
Wang Ho always admitted the justice of the reproach,
but he did not on any future occasion materially increase
the sum in question, so that it is to be doubted if
his heart was sincere.
It was on the evening of such an incident
that Lin walked with Mean by the side of the lotus-burdened
Hoang-keng expressing himself to the effect that instead
of lilies her hair was worthy to be bound up with
pearls of a like size, and that beneath her feet there
should be spread a carpet not of verdure, but of the
finest Chang-hi silk, embroidered with five-clawed
dragons and other emblems of royal authority, nor
was Mean in any way displeased by this indication of
extravagant taste on her lover’s part, though
she replied:
“The only jewels that this person
desires are the enduring glances of pure affection
with which you, O my phoenix one, entwined the lilies
about her hair, and the only carpet that she would
crave would be the embroidered design created by the
four feet of the two persons who are now conversing
together for ever henceforth walking in uninterrupted
harmony.”
“Yet, alas!” exclaimed
Lin, “that enchanting possibility seems to be
more remotely positioned than ever. Again has
the clay-souled Wang Ho, on the pretext that he can
no longer make his in and out taels meet, sought to
diminish the monthly inadequacy of cash with which
he rewards this person’s conscientious services.”
“Undoubtedly that opaque-eyed
merchant will shortly meet a revengeful fire-breathing
vampire when walking alone on the edge of a narrow
precipice,” exclaimed Mean sympathetically.
“Yet have you pressingly laid the facts before
the spirits of your distinguished ancestors with a
request for their direct intervention?”
“The expedient has not been
neglected,” replied Lin, “and appropriate
sacrifices have accompanied the request. But even
while in the form of an ordinary existence the venerable
ones in question were becoming distant in their powers
of hearing, and doubtless with increasing years the
ineptitude has grown. It would almost seem that
in the case of a person so obtuse as Wang Ho is, more
direct means would have to be employed.”
“It is well said,” assented
Mean, “that those who are unmoved by the thread
of a vat of flaming sulphur in the Beyond, rend the
air if they chance to step on a burning cinder here
on earth.”
“The suggestion is a timely
one,” replied Lin. “Wang Ho’s
weak spot lies between his hat and his sandals.
Only of late, feeling the natural infirmities of time
pressing about him, he has expended a thousand taels
in the purchase of an elaborate burial robe, which
he wears on every fit occasion, so that the necessity
for its ultimate use may continue to be remote.”
“A thousand taels!” repeated
Mean. “With that sum you could ”
“Assuredly. The coincidence
may embody something in the nature of an omen favourable
to ourselves. At the moment, however, this person
has not any clear-cut perception of how the benefit
may be attained.”
“The amount referred to has
already passed into the hands of the merchant in burial
robes?”
“Irrevocably. In the detail
of the transference of actual sums of money Wang Ho
walks hand in hand with himself from door to door.
The pieces of silver are by this time beneath the
floor of Shen Heng’s inner chamber.”
“Shen Heng?”
“The merchant in silk and costly
fabrics, who lives beneath the sign of the Golden
Abacus. It was from him ”
“Truly. It is for him that
this person’s sister Min works the finest embroideries.
Doubtless this very robe ”
“It is of blue silk edged with
sand pearls in a line of three depths. Félicitations
on long life and a list of the most venerable persons
of all times serve to remind the controlling deities
to what length human endurance can proceed if suitably
encouraged. These are designed in letters of
threaded gold. Inferior spirits are equally invoked
in characters of silver.”
“The description is sharp-pointed.
It is upon this robe that the one referred to has
been ceaselessly engaged for several moons. On
account of her narrow span of years, no less than
her nimble-jointed dexterity, she is justly esteemed
among those whose wares are guaranteed to be permeated
with the spirit of rejuvenation.”
“Thereby enabling the enterprising
Shen Heng to impose a special detail into his account:
’For employing the services of one who will
embroider into the fabric of the robe the vital principles
of youth and long-life-to-come an added
fifty taels.’ Did she of your house benefit
to a proportionate extent?”
Mean indicated a contrary state of
things by a graceful movement of her well-arranged
eyebrows.
“Not only that,” she added,
“but the sordid-minded Shen Heng, on a variety
of pretexts, has diminished the sum Min was to receive
at the completion of the work, until that which should
have required a full hand to grasp could be efficiently
covered by two attenuated fingers. From this
cause Min is vindictively inclined towards him and,
steadfastly refusing to bend her feet in the direction
of his workshop, she has, between one melancholy and
another, involved herself in a dark distemper.”
As Mean unfolded the position lying
between her sister Min and the merchant Shen Heng,
Lin grew thoughtful, and, although it was not his
nature to express the changing degrees of emotion by
varying the appearance of his face, he did not conceal
from Mean that her words had fastened themselves upon
his imagination.
“Let us rest here a while,”
he suggested presently. “That which you
say, added to what I already know, may, under the guidance
of a sincere mind, put a much more rainbow-like outlook
on our combined future than hitherto appeared probable.”
So they composed themselves about
the bank of the river, while Lin questioned her more
closely as to those things of which she had spoken.
Finally, he laid certain injunctions upon her for her
immediate guidance. Then, it being now the hour
of middle light, they returned, Mean accompanying
her voice to the melody of stringed wood, as she related
songs of those who have passed through great endurances
to a state of assured contentment. To Lin it seemed
as though the city leapt forward to meet them, so
narrow was the space of time involved in reaching
it.
A few days later Wang Ho was engaged
in the congenial occupation of marking a few pieces
of brass cash before secreting them where Cheng Lin
must inevitably displace them, when the person in question
quietly stood before him. Thereupon Wang Ho returned
the money to his inner sleeve, ineptly remarking that
when the sun rose it was futile to raise a lantern
to the sky to guide the stars.
“Rather is it said, ’From
three things cross the road to avoid: a falling
tree, your chief and second wives whispering in agreement,
and a goat wearing a leopard’s tail,’”
replied Lin, thus rebuking Wang Ho, not only for his
crafty intention, but also as to the obtuseness of
the proverb he had quoted. “Nevertheless,
O Wang Ho, I approach you on a matter of weighty consequence.”
“To-morrow approaches,”
replied the merchant evasively. “If it
concerns the detail of the reduction of your monthly
adequacy, my word has become unbending iron.”
“It is written: ’Cho
Sing collected feathers to make a garment for his
canary when it began to moult,’” replied
Lin acquiescently. “The care of so insignificant
a person as myself may safely be left to the Protecting
Forces, esteemed. This matter touches your own
condition.”
“In that case you cannot be
too specific.” Wang Ho lowered himself
into a reclining couch, thereby indicating that the
subject was not one for hasty dismissal, at the same
time motioning to Lin that he should sit upon the
floor. “Doubtless you have some remunerative
form of enterprise to suggest to me?”
“Can a palsied finger grasp
a proffered coin? The matter strikes more deeply
at your very existence, honoured chief.”
“Alas!” exclaimed Wang
Ho, unable to retain the usual colour of his appearance,
“the attention of a devoted servant is somewhat
like Tohen-hi Yang’s spiked throne it
torments those whom it supports. However, the
word has been spoken let the sentence be
filled in.”
“The full roundness of your
illustrious outline is as a display of coloured lights
to gladden my commonplace vision,” replied Lin
submissively. “Admittedly of late, however,
an element of dampness has interfered with the brilliance
of the display.”
“Speak clearly and regardless
of polite evasion,” commanded Wang Ho.
“My internal organs have for some time suspected
that hostile influences were at work. For how
long have you noticed this, as it may be expressed,
falling off?”
“My mind is as refined crystal
before your compelling glance,” admitted Lin.
“Ever since it has been your custom to wear the
funeral robe fashioned by Shen Heng has your noble
shadow suffered erosion.”
This answer, converging as it did
upon the doubts that had already assailed the merchant’s
satisfaction, convinced him of Cheng Lin’s discrimination,
while it increased his own suspicion. He had for
some little time found that after wearing the robe
he invariably suffered pangs that could only be attributed
to the influence of malign and obscure Beings.
It is true that the occasions of his wearing the robe
were elaborate and many-coursed feasts, when he and
his guests had partaken lavishly of birds’ nests,
sharks’ fins, sea snails and other viands of
a rich and glutinous nature. But if he could not
both wear the funeral robe and partake unstintingly
of well-spiced food, the harmonious relation of things
was imperilled; and, as it was since the introduction
of the funeral robe into his habit that matters had
assumed a more poignant phase, it was clear that the
influence of the funeral robe was at the root of the
trouble.
“Yet,” protested Wang
Ho, “the Mandarin Ling-ni boasts that he
has already lengthened the span of his natural life
several years by such an expedient, and my friend
the high official T’cheng asserts that, while
wearing a much less expensive robe than mine, he feels
the essence of an increased vitality passing continuously
into his being. Why, then, am I marked out for
this infliction, Cheng Lin?”
“Revered,” replied Lin,
with engaging candour, “the inconveniences of
living in a country so densely populated with demons,
vampires, spirits, ghouls, dragons, omens, forces
and influences, both good and bad, as our own unapproachably
favoured Empire is, cannot be evaded from one end
of life to the other. How much greater is the
difficulty when the prescribed forms for baffling
the ill-disposed among the unseen appear to have been
wrongly angled by those framing the Rites!”
Wang Ho made a gesture of despair.
It conveyed to Lin’s mind the wise reminder
of N’sy-hing: “When one is inquiring
for a way to escape from an advancing tiger, flowers
of speech assume the form of noisome bird-weed.”
He therefore continued:
“Hitherto it has been assumed
that for a funeral robe to exercise its most beneficial
force it should be the work of a maiden of immature
years, the assumption being that, having a prolonged
period of existence before her, the influence of longevity
would pass through her fingers into the garment and
in turn fortify the wearer.”
“Assuredly,” agreed Wang
Ho anxiously. “Thus was the analogy outlined
to me by one skilled in the devices, and the logic
of it seems unassailable.”
“Yet,” objected Lin, with
sympathetic concern in his voice, “how unfortunate
must be the position of a person involved in a robe
that has been embroidered by one who, instead of a
long life, has been marked out by the Destinies for
premature decay and an untimely death! For in
that case the influence ”
“Such instances,” interrupted
Wang Ho, helping himself profusely to rice-spirit
from a jar near at hand, “must providentially
be of rare occurrence?”
“Esteemed head,” replied
Lin, helping Wang Ho to yet another superfluity of
rice-spirit, “there are moments when it behoves
each of us to maintain an unflaccid outline.
Suspecting the true cause of your declining radiance,
I have, at an involved expenditure of seven taels
and three hand counts of brash cash, pursued this matter
to its ultimate source. The robe in question
owes its attainment to one Min, of the obscure house
of Hsi, who recently ceased to have an existence while
her years yet numbered short of a score. Not only
was it the last work upon which she was engaged, but
so closely were the two identified that her abrupt
Passing Beyond must certainly exercise a corresponding
effect upon any subsequent wearer.”
“Alas!” exclaimed Wang
Ho, feeling many of the symptoms of contagion already
manifesting themselves about his body. “Was
the infliction of a painless nature?”
“As to whether it was leprosy,
the spotted plague, or acute demoniacal possession,
the degraded Shen Heng maintains an unworthy silence.
Indeed, at the mention of Hsi Min’s name he wraps
his garment about his head and rolls upon the floor from
which the worst may be inferred. They of Min’s
house, however, are less capable of guile, and for
an adequate consideration, while not denying that Shen
Heng has paid them to maintain a stealthy silence,
they freely admit that the facts are as they have
been stated.”
“In that case, Shen Heng shall
certainly return the thousand taels in exchange for
this discreditable burial robe,” exclaimed Wang
Ho vindictively.
“Venerated personality,”
said Lin, with unabated loyalty, “the essential
part of the development is to safeguard your own incomparable
being against every danger. Shen Heng may be safely
left to the avenging demons that are ever lying in
wait for the contemptible.”
“The first part of your remark
is inspired,” agreed Wang Ho, his incapable
mind already beginning to assume a less funereal forecast.
“Proceed, regardless of all obstacles.”
“Consider the outcome of publicly
compelling Shen Heng to undo the transaction, even
if it could be legally achieved! Word of the
calamity would pass on heated breath, each succeeding
one becoming more heavily embroidered than the robe
itself. The yamens and palaces of your distinguished
friends would echo with the once honoured name of
Wang Ho, now associated with every form of malignant
distemper and impending fate. All would hasten
to withdraw themselves from the contagion of your
overhanging end.”
“Am I, then,” demanded
Wang Ho, “to suffer the loss of a thousand taels
and retain an inadequate and detestable burial robe
that will continue to exercise its malign influence
over my being?”
“By no means,” replied
Lin confidently. “But be warned by the precept:
’Do not burn down your house in order to inconvenience
even your chief wife’s mother.’ Sooner
or later a relation of Shen Heng’s will turn
his steps towards your inner office. You can then,
without undue effort, impose on him the thousand taels
that you have suffered loss from those of his house.
In the meantime a device must be sought for exchanging
your dangerous but imposing-looking robe for one of
proved efficiency.”
“It begins to assume a definite
problem in this person’s mind as to whether
such a burial robe exists,” declared Wang Ho
stubbornly.
“Yet it cannot be denied, when
a reliable system is adopted in the fabrication,”
protested Lin. “For a score and five years
the one to whom this person owes his being has worn
such a robe.”
“To what age did your venerated
father attain?” inquired the merchant, with
courteous interest.
“Fourscore years and three parts of yet another
score.”
“And the robe in question eventually
accompanied him when he Passed Beyond?”
“Doubtless it will. He
is still wearing it,” replied Lin, as one who
speaks of casual occurrences.
“Is he, then, at so advanced
an age, in the state of an ordinary existence?”
“Assuredly. Fortified by
the virtue emanating from the garment referred to,
it is his deliberate intention to continue here for
yet another score of years at least.”
“But if such robes are of so
dubious a nature how can reliance be placed on any
one?”
“Esteemed,” replied Lin,
“it is a matter that has long been suspected
among the observant. Unfortunately, the Ruby Buttons
of the past mistakenly formulated that the essence
of continuous existence was imparted to a burial robe
through the hands of a young maiden hence
so many deplorable experiences. The proper person
to be so employed is undoubtedly one of ripe attainment,
for only thereby can the claim to possess the vital
principle be assured.”
“Was the robe which has so effectively
sustained your meritorious father thus constructed?”
inquired Wang Ho, inviting Lin to recline himself
upon a couch by a gesture as of one who discovers for
the first time that an honoured guest has been overlooked.
“It is of ancient make, and
thereby in the undiscriminating eye perhaps somewhat
threadbare; but to the desert-traveller all wells are
sparkling,” replied Lin. “A venerable
woman, inspired of certain magic wisdom, which she
wove into the texture, to the exclusion of the showier
qualities, designed it at the age of threescore years
and three short of another score. She was engaged
upon its fabrication yet another seven, and finally
Passed Upwards at an attainment of three hundred and
thirty-three years, three moons, and three days, thus
conforming to all the principles of allowed witchcraft.”
“Cheng Lin,” said Wang
Ho amiably, pouring out for the one whom he addressed
a full measure of rice-spirit, “the duty that
an obedient son owes even to a grasping and self-indulgent
father has in the past been pressed to a too-conspicuous
front, at the expense of the harmonious relation that
should exist between a comfortably-positioned servant
and a generous and broad-minded master. Now in
the matter of these two coffin cloths ”
“My ears are widely opened towards
your auspicious words, benevolence,” replied
Lin.
“You, Cheng Lin, are still too
young to be concerned with the question of Passing
Beyond; your imperishable father is, one is compelled
to say, already old enough to go. As regards
both persons, therefore, the assumed virtue of one
burial robe above another should be merely a matter
of speculative interest. Now if some arrangement
should be suggested, not unprofitable to yourself,
by which one robe might be imperceptibly substituted
for another and, after all, one burial robe
is very like another ”
“The prospect of deceiving a
trustful and venerated sire is so ignoble that scarcely
any material gain would be a fitting compensation were
it not for the fact that an impending loss of vision
renders the deception somewhat easy to accomplish.
Proceed, therefore, munificence, towards a precise
statement of your open-handed prodigality.”
Indescribable was the bitterness of
Shen Heng’s throat when Cheng Lin unfolded his
burden and revealed the Wang Ho thousand-tael burial
robe, with an unassuming request for the return of
the purchase money, either in gold or honourable paper,
as the article was found unsuitable. Shen Heng
shook the rafters of the Golden Abacus with indignation,
and called upon his domestic demons, the spirits of
eleven generations of embroidering ancestors, and the
illuminated tablets containing the High Code and Authority
of the Distinguished Brotherhood of Coffin Cloth and
Burial Robe Makers in protest against so barbarous
an innovation.
Bowing repeatedly and modestly expressing
himself to the effect that it was incredible that
he was not justly struck dead before the sublime spectacle
of Shen Heng’s virtuous indignation, Cheng Lin
carefully produced the written lines of the agreement,
gently directing the Distinguished Brother’s
fire-kindling eyes to an indicated detail. It
was a provision that the robe should be returned and
the purchase money restored if the garment was not
all that was therein stipulated: with his invariable
painstaking loyalty Lin had insisted upon this safeguard
when he drew up the form, although, probably from
a disinclination to extol his own services, he had
omitted mentioning the fact to Wang Ho in their recent
conversation.
With deprecating firmness Lin directed
Shen Heng’s reluctant eyes to another line the
unfortunate exaction of fifty taels in return for
the guarantee that the robe should be permeated with
the spirit of rejuvenation. As the undoubted
embroiderer of the robe one Min of the
family of Hsi had admittedly Passed Beyond
almost with the last stitch, it was evident that she
could only have conveyed by her touch an entirely
contrary emanation. If, as Shen Heng never ceased
to declare, Min was still somewhere alive, let her
be produced and a fitting token of reconciliation
would be forthcoming; otherwise, although with the
acutest reluctance, it would be necessary to carry
the claim to the court of the chief District Mandarin,
and (Cheng Lin trembled at the sacrilegious thought)
it would be impossible to conceal the fact that Shen
Heng employed persons of inauspicious omen, and the
high repute of coffin cloths from the Golden Abacus
would be lost. The hint arrested Shen Heng’s
fingers in the act of tearing out a handful of his
beautiful pigtail. For the first time he noticed,
with intense self-reproach, that Lin was not reclining
on a couch.
The amiable discussion that followed,
conducted with discriminating dignity by Shen Heng
and conscientious humility on the part of Cheng Lin,
extended from one gong-stroke before noon until close
upon the time for the evening rice. The details
arrived at were that Shen Heng should deliver to Lin
eight-hundred and seventy-five taels against the return
of the robe. He would also press upon that person
a silk purse with an onyx clasp, containing twenty-five
taels, as a deliberate mark of his individual appreciation
and quite apart from anything to do with the transaction
on hand. All suggestions of anything other than
the strictest high-mindedness were withdrawn from both
sides. In order that the day should not be wholly
destitute of sunshine at the Golden Abacus, Lin declared
his intention of purchasing, at a price not exceeding
three taels and a half, the oldest and most unattractive
burial robe that the stock contained. So moved
was Shen Heng by this delicate consideration that
he refused to accept more than two taels and three-quarters.
Moreover, he added for Lin’s acceptance a small
jar of crystallized limpets.
To those short-sighted ones who profess
to discover in the conduct of Cheng Lin (now an official
of the seventeenth grade and drawing his quarterly
sufficiency of taels in a distant province) something
not absolutely honourably arranged, it is only necessary
to display the ultimate end as it affected those persons
in any way connected.
Wang Ho thus obtained a burial robe
in which he was able to repose absolute confidence.
Doubtless it would have sustained him to an advanced
age had he not committed self-ending, in the ordinary
way of business, a few years later.
Shen Heng soon disposed of the returned
garment for two thousand taels to a person who had
become prematurely wealthy owing to the distressed
state of the Empire. In addition he had sold,
for more than two taels, a robe which he had no real
expectation of ever selling at all.
Min, made welcome at the house of
Mean and Lin, removed with them to that distant province.
There she found that the remuneration for burial robe
embroidery was greater than she had ever obtained before.
With the money thus amassed she was able to marry an
official of noble rank.
The father of Cheng Lin had passed
into the Upper Air many years before the incidents
with which this related narrative concerns itself.
He is thus in no way affected. But Lin did not
neglect, in the time of his prosperity, to transmit
to him frequent sacrifices of seasonable delicacies
suited to his condition.