The one insignificant fact upon which
turned the following incident in the joint experiences
of Mr Carlyle and Max Carrados was merely this:
that having called upon his friend just at the moment
when the private detective was on the point of leaving
his office to go to the safe deposit in Lucas Street,
Piccadilly, the blind amateur accompanied him, and
for ten minutes amused himself by sitting quite quietly
among the palms in the centre of the circular hall
while Mr Carlyle was occupied with his deed-box in
one of the little compartments provided for the purpose.
The Lucas Street depository was then
(it has since been converted into a picture palace)
generally accepted as being one of the strongest places
in London. The front of the building was constructed
to represent a gigantic safe door, and under the colloquial
designation of “The Safe” the place had
passed into a synonym for all that was secure and
impregnable. Half of the marketable securities
in the west of London were popularly reported to have
seen the inside of its coffers at one time or another,
together with the same generous proportion of family
jewels. However exaggerated an estimate this might
be, the substratum of truth was solid and auriferous
enough to dazzle the imagination. When ordinary
safes were being carried bodily away with impunity
or ingeniously fused open by the scientifically equipped
cracksman, nervous bond-holders turned with relief
to the attractions of an establishment whose modest
claim was summed up in its telegraphic address:
“Impregnable.” To it went also the
jewel-case between the lady’s social engagements,
and when in due course “the family” journeyed
north or south, east or west whenever,
in short, the London house was closed, its capacious
storerooms received the plate-chest as an established
custom. Not a few traders also jewellers,
financiers, dealers in pictures, antiques and costly
bijouterie, for instance constantly used
its facilities for any stock that they did not requite
immediately to hand.
There was only one entrance to the
place, an exaggerated keyhole, to carry out the similitude
of the safe-door alluded to. The ground floor
was occupied by the ordinary offices of the company;
all the strong-rooms and safes lay in the steel-cased
basement. This was reached both by a lift and
by a flight of steps. In either case the visitor
found before him a grille of massive proportions.
Behind its bars stood a formidable commissionaire
who never left his post, his sole duty being to open
and close the grille to arriving and departing clients.
Beyond this, a short passage led into the round central
hall where Carrados was waiting. From this part,
other passages radiated off to the vaults and strong-rooms,
each one barred from the hall by a grille scarcely
less ponderous than the first one. The doors
of the various private rooms put at the disposal of
the company’s clients, and that of the manager’s
office, filled the wall-space between the radiating
passages. Everything was very quiet, everything
looked very bright, and everything seemed hopelessly
impregnable.
“But I wonder?” ran Carrados’s
dubious reflection; as he reached this point.
“Sorry to have kept you so long,
my dear Max,” broke in Mr Carlyle’s crisp
voice. He had emerged from his compartment and
was crossing the hall, deed-box in hand. “Another
minute and I will be with you.”
Carrados smiled and nodded and resumed
his former expression, which was merely that of an
uninterested gentleman waiting patiently for another.
It is something of an attainment to watch closely without
betraying undue curiosity, but others of the senses hearing
and smelling, for instance can be keenly
engaged while the observer possibly has the appearance
of falling asleep.
“Now,” announced Mr Carlyle,
returning briskly to his friend’s chair, and
drawing on his grey suede gloves.
“You are in no particular hurry?”
“No,” admitted the professional
man, with the slowness of mild surprise. “Not
at all. What do you propose?”
“It is very pleasant here,”
replied Carrados tranquilly. “Very cool
and restful with this armoured steel between us and
the dust and scurry of the hot July afternoon above.
I propose remaining here for a few minutes longer.”
“Certainly,” agreed Mr
Carlyle, taking the nearest chair and eyeing Carrados
as though he had a shrewd suspicion of something more
than met the ear. “I believe some very
interesting people rent safes here. We may encounter
a bishop, or a winning jockey, or even a musical comedy
actress. Unfortunately it seems to be rather a
slack time.”
“Two men came down while you
were in your cubicle,” remarked Carrados casually.
“The first took the lift. I imagine that
he was a middle-aged, rather portly man. He carried
a stick, wore a silk hat, and used spectacles for
close sight. The other came by the stairway.
I infer that he arrived at the top immediately after
the lift had gone. He ran down the steps, so
that the two were admitted at the same time, but the
second man, though the more active of the pair, hung
back for a moment in the passage and the portly one
was the first to go to his safe.”
Mr Carlyle’s knowing look expressed:
“Go on, my friend; you are coming to something.”
But he merely contributed an encouraging “Yes?”
“When you emerged just now our
second man quietly opened the door of his pen a fraction.
Doubtless he looked out. Then he closed it as
quietly again. You were not his man, Louis.”
“I am grateful,” said
Mr Carlyle expressively. “What next, Louis?”
“That is all; they are still closeted.”
Both were silent for a moment.
Mr Carlyle’s feeling was one of unconfessed
perplexity. So far the incident was utterly trivial
in his eyes; but he knew that the trifles which appeared
significant to Max had a way of standing out like
signposts when the time came to look back over an
episode. Carrados’s sightless faculties
seemed indeed to keep him just a move ahead as the
game progressed.
“Is there really anything in
it, Max?” he asked at length.
“Who can say?” replied
Carrados. “At least we may wait to see them
go. Those tin deed-boxes now. There is one
to each safe, I think?”
“Yes, so I imagine. The
practice is to carry the box to your private lair
and there unlock it and do your business. Then
you lock it up again and take it back to your safe.”
“Steady! our first man,”
whispered Carrados hurriedly. “Here, look
at this with me.” He opened a paper a
prospectus which he pulled from his pocket,
and they affected to study its contents together.
“You were about right, my friend,”
muttered Mr Carlyle, pointing to a paragraph of assumed
interest. “Hat, stick and spectacles.
He is a clean-shaven, pink-faced old boy. I believe yes,
I know the man by sight. He is a bookmaker in
a large way, I am told.”
“Here comes the other,” whispered Carrados.
The bookmaker passed across the hall,
joined on his way by the manager whose duty it was
to counterlock the safe, and disappeared along one
of the passages. The second man sauntered up
and down, waiting his turn. Mr Carlyle reported
his movements in an undertone and described him.
He was a younger man than the other, of medium height,
and passably well dressed in a quiet lounge suit,
green Alpine hat and brown shoes. By the time
the detective had reached his wavy chestnut hair, large
and rather ragged moustache, and sandy, freckled complexion,
the first man had completed his business and was leaving
the place.
“It isn’t an exchange
lay, at all events,” said Mr Carlyle. “His
inner case is only half the size of the other and
couldn’t possibly be substituted.”
“Come up now,” said Carrados,
rising. “There is nothing more to be learned
down here.”
They requisitioned the lift and on
the steps outside the gigantic keyhole stood for a
few minutes discussing an investment as a couple of
trustees or a lawyer and a client who were parting
there might do. Fifty yards away, a very large
silk hat with a very curly brim marked the progress
of the bookmaker towards Piccadilly.
The lift in the hall behind them swirled
up again and the gate clashed. The second man
walked leisurely out and sauntered away without a
backward glance.
“He has gone in the opposite
direction,” exclaimed Mr Carlyle, rather blankly.
“It isn’t the ‘lame goat’ nor
the ‘follow-me-on,’ nor even the homely
but efficacious sand-bag.”
“What colour were his eyes?” asked Carrados.
“Upon my word, I never noticed,” admitted
the other.
“Parkinson would have noticed,” was the
severe comment.
“I am not Parkinson,”
retorted Mr Carlyle, with asperity, “and, strictly
as one dear friend to another, Max, permit me to add,
that while cherishing an unbounded admiration for
your remarkable gifts, I have the strongest suspicion
that the whole incident is a ridiculous mare’s
nest, bred in the fantastic imagination of an enthusiastic
criminologist.”
Mr Carrados received this outburst
with the utmost benignity. “Come and have
a coffee, Louis,” he suggested. “Mehmed’s
is only a street away.”
Mehmed proved to be a cosmopolitan
gentleman from Mocha whose shop resembled a house
from the outside and an Oriental divan when one was
within. A turbaned Arab placed cigarettes and
cups of coffee spiced with saffron before the customers,
gave salaam and withdrew.
“You know, my dear chap,”
continued Mr Carlyle, sipping his black coffee and
wondering privately whether it was really very good
or very bad, “speaking quite seriously, the
one fishy detail our ginger friend’s
watching for the other to leave may be open
to a dozen very innocent explanations.”
“So innocent that to-morrow
I intend taking a safe myself.”
“You think that everything is all right?”
“On the contrary, I am convinced that something
is very wrong.”
“Then why ?”
“I shall keep nothing there,
but it will give me the entree. I should
advise you, Louis, in the first place to empty your
safe with all possible speed, and in the second to
leave your business card on the manager.”
Mr Carlyle pushed his cup away, convinced
now that the coffee was really very bad.
“But, my dear Max, the place ’The
Safe’ is impregnable!”
“When I was in the States, three
years ago, the head porter at one hotel took pains
to impress on me that the building was absolutely fireproof.
I at once had my things taken off to another hotel.
Two weeks later the first place was burnt out.
It was fireproof, I believe, but of course
the furniture and the fittings were not and the walls
gave way.”
“Very ingenious,” admitted
Mr Carlyle, “but why did you really go?
You know you can’t humbug me with your superhuman
sixth sense, my friend.”
Carrados smiled pleasantly, thereby
encouraging the watchful attendant to draw near and
replenish their tiny cups.
“Perhaps,” replied the
blind man, “because so many careless people were
satisfied that it was fireproof.”
“Ah-ha, there you are the
greater the confidence the greater the risk.
But only if your self-confidence results in carelessness.
Now do you know how this place is secured, Max?”
“I am told that they lock the
door at night,” replied Carrados, with bland
malice.
“And hide the key under the
mat to be ready for the first arrival in the morning,”
crowed Mr Carlyle, in the same playful spirit.
“Dear old chap! Well, let me tell you
“That force is out of the question.
Quite so,” admitted his friend.
“That simplifies the argument.
Let us consider fraud. There again the precautions
are so rigid that many people pronounce the forms a
nuisance. I confess that I do not. I regard
them as a means of protecting my own property and
I cheerfully sign my name and give my password, which
the manager compares with his record-book before he
releases the first lock of my safe. The signature
is burned before my eyes in a sort of crucible there,
the password is of my own choosing and is written
only in a book that no one but the manager ever sees,
and my key is the sole one in existence.”
“No duplicate or master-key?”
“Neither. If a key is lost
it takes a skilful mechanic half-a-day to cut his
way in. Then you must remember that clients of
a safe-deposit are not multitudinous. All are
known more or less by sight to the officials there,
and a stranger would receive close attention.
Now, Max, by what combination of circumstances is
a rogue to know my password, to be able to forge my
signature, to possess himself of my key, and to resemble
me personally? And, finally, how is he possibly
to determine beforehand whether there is anything
in my safe to repay so elaborate a plant?” Mr
Carlyle concluded in triumph and was so carried away
by the strength of his position that he drank off
the contents of his second cup before he realized
what he was doing.
“At the hotel I just spoke of,”
replied Carrados, “there was an attendant whose
one duty in case of alarm was to secure three iron
doors. On the night of the fire he had a bad attack
of toothache and slipped away for just a quarter of
an hour to have the thing out. There was a most
up-to-date system of automatic fire alarm; it had been
tested only the day before and the electrician, finding
some part not absolutely to his satisfaction, had
taken it away and not had time to replace it.
The night watchman, it turned out, had received leave
to present himself a couple of hours later on that
particular night, and the hotel fireman, whose duties
he took over, had missed being notified. Lastly,
there was a big riverside blaze at the same time and
all the engines were down at the other end of the
city.”
Mr Carlyle committed himself to a
dubious monosyllable. Carrados leaned forward
a little.
“All these circumstances formed
a coincidence of pure chance. Is it not conceivable,
Louis, that an even more remarkable series might be
brought about by design?”
“Our tawny friend?”
“Possibly. Only he was
not really tawny.” Mr Carlyle’s easy
attitude suddenly stiffened into rigid attention.
“He wore a false moustache.”
“He wore a false moustache!”
repeated the amazed gentleman. “And you
cannot see! No, really, Max, this is beyond the
limit!”
“If only you would not trust
your dear, blundering old eyes so implicitly you would
get nearer that limit yourself,” retorted Carrados.
“The man carried a five-yard aura of spirit gum,
emphasized by a warm, perspiring skin. That inevitably
suggested one thing. I looked for further evidence
of making-up and found it these preparations
all smell. The hair you described was characteristically
that of a wig worn long to hide the joining
and made wavy to minimize the length. All these
things are trifles. As yet we have not gone beyond
the initial stage of suspicion. I will tell you
another trifle. When this man retired to a compartment
with his deed-box, he never even opened it. Possibly
it contains a brick and a newspaper. He is only
watching.”
“Watching the bookmaker.”
“True, but it may go far wider
than that. Everything points to a plot of careful
elaboration. Still, if you are satisfied
“I am quite satisfied,”
replied Mr Carlyle gallantly. “I regard
’The Safe’ almost as a national institution,
and as such I have an implicit faith in its precautions
against every kind of force or fraud.” So
far Mr Carlyle’s attitude had been suggestive
of a rock, but at this point he took out his watch,
hummed a little to pass the time, consulted his watch
again, and continued: “I am afraid that
there were one or two papers which I overlooked.
It would perhaps save me coming again to-morrow if
I went back now
“Quite so,” acquiesced
Carrados, with perfect gravity. “I will
wait for you.”
For twenty minutes he sat there, drinking
an occasional tiny cup of boiled coffee and to all
appearance placidly enjoying the quaint atmosphere
which Mr Mehmed had contrived to transplant from the
shore of the Persian Gulf.
At the end of that period Carlyle
returned, politely effusive about the time he had
kept his friend waiting but otherwise bland and unassailable.
Anyone with eyes might have noticed that he carried
a parcel of about the same size and dimensions as
the deed-box that fitted his safe.
The next day Carrados presented himself
at the safe-deposit as an intending renter. The
manager showed him over the vaults and strong-rooms,
explaining the various precautions taken to render
the guile or force of man impotent: the strength
of the chilled-steel walls, the casing of electricity-resisting
concrete, the stupendous isolation of the whole inner
fabric on metal pillars so that the watchman, while
inside the building, could walk above, below, and all
round the outer walls of what was really although
it bore no actual relationship to the advertising
device of the front a monstrous safe; and,
finally, the arrangement which would enable the basement
to be flooded with steam within three minutes of an
alarm. These details were public property.
“The Safe” was a showplace and its directors
held that no harm could come of displaying a strong
hand.
Accompanied by the observant eyes
of Parkinson, Carrados gave an adventurous but not
a hopeful attention to these particulars. Submitting
the problem of the tawny man to his own ingenuity,
he was constantly putting before himself the question:
How shall I set about robbing this place? and he had
already dismissed force as impracticable. Nor,
when it came to the consideration of fraud, did the
simple but effective safeguards which Mr Carlyle had
specified seem to offer any loophole.
“As I am blind I may as well
sign in the book,” he suggested, when the manager
passed to him a gummed slip for the purpose. The
precaution against one acquiring particulars of another
client might well be deemed superfluous in his case.
But the manager did not fall into the trap.
“It is our invariable rule in
all cases, sir,” he replied courteously.
“What word will you take?” Parkinson, it
may be said, had been left in the hall.
“Suppose I happen to forget it? How do
we proceed?”
“In that case I am afraid that
I might have to trouble you to establish your identity,”
the manager explained. “It rarely happens.”
“Then we will say ‘Conspiracy.’”
The word was written down and the book closed.
“Here is your key, sir. If you will allow
me your key-ring
A week went by and Carrados was no
nearer the absolute solution of the problem he had
set himself. He had, indeed, evolved several ways
by which the contents of the safes might be reached,
some simple and desperate, hanging on the razor-edge
of chance to fall this way or that; others more elaborate,
safer on the whole, but more liable to break down
at some point of their ingenious intricacy. And
setting aside complicity on the part of the manager a
condition that Carrados had satisfied himself did
not exist they all depended on a relaxation
of the forms by which security was assured. Carrados
continued to have several occasions to visit the safe
during the week, and he “watched” with
a quiet persistence that was deadly in its scope.
But from beginning to end there was no indication
of slackness in the business-like methods of the place;
nor during any of his visits did the “tawny man”
appear in that or any other disguise. Another
week passed; Mr Carlyle was becoming inexpressibly
waggish, and Carrados himself, although he did not
abate a jot of his conviction, was compelled to bend
to the realities of the situation. The manager,
with the obstinacy of a conscientious man who had
become obsessed with the pervading note of security,
excused himself from discussing abstract methods of
fraud. Carrados was not in a position to formulate
a detailed charge; he withdrew from active investigation,
content to await his time.
It came, to be precise, on a certain Friday morning,
seventeen days after his first visit to The Safe. Returning late on the
Thursday night, he was informed that a man giving the name of Draycott had
called to see him. Apparently the matter had been of some importance to
the visitor for he had returned three hours later on the chance of finding Mr
Carrados in. Disappointed in this, he had left a note. Carrados cut
open the envelope and ran a finger along the following words:
“DEAR SIR, I
have to-day consulted Mr Louis Carlyle, who
thinks that you would
like to see me. I will call again in the
morning, say at nine
o’clock. If this is too soon or otherwise
inconvenient I entreat
you to leave a message fixing as early
an hour as possible.
Yours faithfully,
HERBERT
DRAYCOTT.”
“P.S. I
should add that I am the renter of a safe at the
Lucas Street depository.
H. D.”
A description of Mr Draycott made
it clear that he was not the West-End bookmaker.
The caller, the servant explained, was a thin, wiry,
keen-faced man. Carrados felt agreeably interested
in this development, which seemed to justify his suspicion
of a plot.
At five minutes to nine the next morning
Mr Draycott again presented himself.
“Very good of you to see me
so soon, sir,” he apologized, on Carrados at
once receiving him. “I don’t know
much of English ways I’m an Australian and
I was afraid it might be too early.”
“You could have made it a couple
of hours earlier as far as I am concerned,”
replied Carrados. “Or you either for that
matter, I imagine,” he added, “for I don’t
think that you slept much last night.”
“I didn’t sleep at all
last night,” corrected Mr Draycott. “But
it’s strange that you should have seen that.
I understood from Mr Carlyle that you excuse
me if I am mistaken, sir but I understood
that you were blind.”
Carrados laughed his admission lightly.
“Oh yes,” he said. “But never
mind that. What is the trouble?”
“I’m afraid it means more
than just trouble for me, Mr Carrados.”
The man had steady, half-closed eyes, with the suggestion
of depth which one notices in the eyes of those whose
business it is to look out over great expanses of
land or water; they were turned towards Carrados’s
face with quiet resignation in their frankness now.
“I’m afraid it spells disaster. I
am a working engineer from the Mount Magdalena district
of Coolgardie. I don’t want to take up
your time with outside details so I will only say
that about two years ago I had an opportunity of acquiring
a share in a very promising claim gold,
you understand, both reef and alluvial. As the
work went on I put more and more into the undertaking you
couldn’t call it a venture by that time.
The results were good, better than we had dared to
expect, but from one cause and another the expenses
were terrible. We saw that it was a bigger thing
than we had bargained for and we admitted that we must
get outside help.”
So far Mr Draycott’s narrative
had proceeded smoothly enough under the influence
of the quiet despair that had come over the man.
But at this point a sudden recollection of his position
swept him into a frenzy of bitterness.
“Oh, what the blazes is the
good of going over all this again!” he broke
out. “What can you or anyone else do anyhow?
I’ve been robbed, rooked, cleared out of everything
I possess,” and tormented by recollections and
by the impotence of his rage the unfortunate engineer
beat the oak table with the back of his hand until
his knuckles bled.
Carrados waited until the fury had passed.
“Continue, if you please, Mr
Draycott,” he said. “Just what you
thought it best to tell me is just what I want to
know.”
“I’m sorry, sir,”
apologized the man, colouring under his tanned skin.
“I ought to be able to control myself better.
But this business has shaken me. Three times
last night I looked down the barrel of my revolver,
and three times I threw it away.... Well, we arranged
that I should come to London to interest some financiers
in the property. We might have done it locally
or in Perth, to be sure, but then, don’t you
see, they would have wanted to get control. Six
weeks ago I landed here. I brought with me specimens
of the quartz and good samples of extracted gold,
dust and nuggets, the clearing up of several weeks’
working, about two hundred and forty ounces in all.
That includes the Magdalena Lodestar, our lucky nugget,
a lump weighing just under seven pounds of pure gold.
“I had seen an advertisement
of this Lucas Street safe-deposit and it seemed just
the thing I wanted. Besides the gold, I had all
the papers to do with the claims plans,
reports, receipts, licences and so on. Then when
I cashed my letter of credit I had about one hundred
and fifty pounds in notes. Of course I could
have left everything at a bank but it was more convenient
to have it, as it were, in my own safe, to get at
any time, and to have a private room that I could take
any gentlemen to. I hadn’t a suspicion
that anything could be wrong. Negotiations hung
on in several quarters it’s a bad
time to do business here, I find. Then, yesterday,
I wanted something. I went to Lucas Street, as
I had done half-a-dozen times before, opened my safe,
and had the inner case carried to a room....
Mr Carrados, it was empty!”
“Quite empty?”
“No.” He laughed
bitterly. “At the bottom was a sheet of
wrapper paper. I recognized it as a piece I had
left there in case I wanted to make up a parcel.
But for that I should have been convinced that I had
somehow opened the wrong safe. That was my first
idea.”
“It cannot be done.”
“So I understand, sir.
And, then, there was the paper with my name written
on it in the empty tin. I was dazed; it seemed
impossible. I think I stood there without moving
for minutes it was more like hours.
Then I closed the tin box again, took it back, locked
up the safe and came out.”
“Without notifying anything wrong?”
“Yes, Mr Carrados.”
The steady blue eyes regarded him with pained thoughtfulness.
“You see, I reckoned it out in that time that
it must be someone about the place who had done it.”
“You were wrong,” said Carrados.
“So Mr Carlyle seemed to think.
I only knew that the key had never been out of my
possession and I had told no one of the password.
Well, it did come over me rather like cold water down
the neck, that there was I alone in the strongest
dungeon in London and not a living soul knew where
I was.”
“Possibly a sort of up-to-date Sweeney Todd’s?”
“I’d heard of such things
in London,” admitted Draycott. “Anyway,
I got out. It was a mistake; I see it now.
Who is to believe me as it is it sounds
a sort of unlikely tale. And how do they come
to pick on me? to know what I had? I don’t
drink, or open my mouth, or hell round. It beats
me.”
“They didn’t pick on you you
picked on them,” replied Carrados. “Never
mind how; you’ll be believed all right.
But as for getting anything back ”
The unfinished sentence confirmed Mr Draycott in his
gloomiest anticipations.
“I have the numbers of the notes,”
he suggested, with an attempt at hopefulness.
“They can be stopped, I take it?”
“Stopped? Yes,” admitted
Carrados. “And what does that amount to?
The banks and the police stations will be notified
and every little public-house between here and Land’s
End will change one for the scribbling of ‘John
Jones’ across the back. No, Mr Draycott,
it’s awkward, I dare say, but you must make
up your mind to wait until you can get fresh supplies
from home. Where are you staying?”
Draycott hesitated.
“I have been at the Abbotsford,
in Bloomsbury, up to now,” he said, with some
embarrassment. “The fact is, Mr Carrados,
I think I ought to have told you how I was placed
before consulting you, because I I see no
prospect of being able to pay my way. Knowing
that I had plenty in the safe, I had run it rather
close. I went chiefly yesterday to get some notes.
I have a week’s hotel bill in my pocket, and” he
glanced down at his trousers “I’ve
ordered one or two other things unfortunately.”
“That will be a matter of time,
doubtless,” suggested the other encouragingly.
Instead of replying Draycott suddenly
dropped his arms on to the table and buried his face
between them. A minute passed in silence.
“It’s no good, Mr Carrados,”
he said, when he was able to speak; “I can’t
meet it. Say what you like, I simply can’t
tell those chaps that I’ve lost everything we
had and ask them to send me more. They couldn’t
do it if I did. Understand, sir. The mine
is a valuable one; we have the greatest faith in it,
but it has gone beyond our depth. The three of
us have put everything we own into it. While
I am here they are doing labourers’ work for
a wage, just to keep going ... waiting, oh, my God!
waiting for good news from me!”
Carrados walked round the table to
his desk and wrote. Then, without a word, he
held out a paper to his visitor.
“What’s this?” demanded
Draycott, in bewilderment. “It’s it’s
a cheque for a hundred pounds.”
“It will carry you on,”
explained Carrados imperturbably. “A man
like you isn’t going to throw up the sponge
for this set-back. Cable to your partners that
you require copies of all the papers at once.
They’ll manage it, never fear. The gold
... must go. Write fully by the next mail.
Tell them everything and add that in spite of all you
feel that you are nearer success than ever.”
Mr Draycott folded the cheque with
thoughtful deliberation and put it carefully away
in his pocket-book.
“I don’t know whether
you’ve guessed as much, sir,” he said in
a queer voice, “but I think that you’ve
saved a man’s life to-day. It’s not
the money, it’s the encouragement ... and faith.
If you could see you’d know better than I can
say how I feel about it.”
Carrados laughed quietly. It
always amused him to have people explain how much
more he would learn if he had eyes.
“Then we’ll go on to Lucas
Street and give the manager the shock of his life,”
was all he said. “Come, Mr Draycott, I have
already rung up the car.”
But, as it happened, another instrument
had been destined to apply that stimulating experience
to the manager. As they stepped out of the car
opposite “The Safe” a taxicab drew up and
Mr Carlyle’s alert and cheery voice hailed them.
“A moment, Max,” he called,
turning to settle with his driver, a transaction that
he invested with an air of dignified urbanity which
almost made up for any small pecuniary disappointment
that may have accompanied it. “This is
indeed fortunate. Let us compare notes for a
moment. I have just received an almost imploring
message from the manager to come at once. I assumed
that it was the affair of our colonial friend here,
but he went on to mention Professor Holmfast Bulge.
Can it really be possible that he also has made a similar
discovery?”
“What did the manager say?” asked Carrados.
“He was practically incoherent,
but I really think it must be so. What have you
done?”
“Nothing,” replied Carrados.
He turned his back on “The Safe” and appeared
to be regarding the other side of the street.
“There is a tobacconist’s shop directly
opposite?”
“There is.”
“What do they sell on the first floor?”
“Possibly they sell ‘Rubbo.’
I hazard the suggestion from the legend ‘Rub
in Rubbo for Everything’ which embellishes each
window.”
“The windows are frosted?”
“They are, to half-way up, mysterious man.”
Carrados walked back to his motor car.
“While we are away, Parkinson,
go across and buy a tin, bottle, box or packet of
‘Rubbo.’”
“What is ‘Rubbo,’ Max?” chirped
Mr Carlyle with insatiable curiosity.
“So far we do not know.
When Parkinson gets some, Louis, you shall be the
one to try it.”
They descended into the basement and
were passed in by the grille-keeper, whose manner
betrayed a discreet consciousness of something in
the air. It was unnecessary to speculate why.
In the distance, muffled by the armoured passages,
an authoritative voice boomed like a sonorous bell
heard under water.
“What, however, are the facts?”
it was demanding, with the causticity of baffled helplessness.
“I am assured that there is no other key in
existence; yet my safe has been unlocked. I am
given to understand that without the password it would
be impossible for an unauthorized person to tamper
with my property. My password, deliberately chosen,
is ‘anthropophaginian,’ sir. Is it
one that is familiarly on the lips of the criminal
classes? But my safe is empty! What is the
explanation? Who are the guilty persons?
What is being done? Where are the police?”
“If you consider that the proper
course to adopt is to stand on the doorstep and beckon
in the first constable who happens to pass, permit
me to say, sir, that I differ from you,” retorted
the distracted manager. “You may rely on
everything possible being done to clear up the mystery.
As I told you, I have already telephoned for a capable
private detective and for one of my directors.”
“But that is not enough,”
insisted the professor angrily. “Will one
mere private detective restore my L6000 Japanese 4-1/2
per cent. bearer bonds? Is the return of my irreplaceable
notes on ’Polyphyletic Bridal Customs among
the mid-Pleistocene Cave Men’ to depend on a
solitary director? I demand that the police shall
be called in as many as are available.
Let Scotland Yard be set in motion. A searching
inquiry must be made. I have only been a user
of your precious establishment for six months, and
this is the result.”
“There you hold the key of the
mystery, Professor Bulge,” interposed Carrados
quietly.
“Who is this, sir?” demanded
the exasperated professor at large.
“Permit me,” explained
Mr Carlyle, with bland assurance. “I am
Louis Carlyle, of Bampton Street. This gentleman
is Mr Max Carrados, the eminent amateur specialist
in crime.”
“I shall be thankful for any
assistance towards elucidating this appalling business,”
condescended the professor sonorously. “Let
me put you in possession of the facts
“Perhaps if we went into your
room,” suggested Carrados to the manager, “we
should be less liable to interruption.”
“Quite so; quite so,”
boomed the professor, accepting the proposal on everyone
else’s behalf. “The facts, sir, are
these: I am the unfortunate possessor of a safe
here, in which, a few months ago, I deposited among
less important matter sixty bearer bonds
of the Japanese Imperial Loan the bulk
of my small fortune and the manuscript of
an important projected work on ’Polyphyletic
Bridal Customs among the mid-Pleistocene Cave Men.’
To-day I came to detach the coupons which fall due
on the fifteenth, to pay them into my bank a week
in advance, in accordance with my custom. What
do I find? I find the safe locked and apparently
intact, as when I last saw it a month ago. But
it is far from being intact, sir. It has been
opened; ransacked, cleared out. Not a single
bond; not a scrap of paper remains.”
It was obvious that the manager’s
temperature had been rising during the latter part
of this speech and now he boiled over.
“Pardon my flatly contradicting
you, Professor Bulge. You have again referred
to your visit here a month ago as your last. You
will bear witness of that, gentlemen. When I
inform you that the professor had access to his safe
as recently as on Monday last you will recognize the
importance that the statement may assume.”
The professor glared across the room
like an infuriated animal, a comparison heightened
by his notoriously hircine appearance.
“How dare you contradict me,
sir!” he cried, slapping the table sharply with
his open hand. “I was not here on Monday.”
The manager shrugged his shoulders coldly.
“You forget that the attendants
also saw you,” he remarked. “Cannot
we trust our own eyes?”
“A common assumption, yet not
always a strictly reliable one,” insinuated
Carrados softly.
“I cannot be mistaken.”
“Then can you tell me, without
looking, what colour Professor Bulge’s eyes
are?”
There was a curious and expectant
silence for a minute. The professor turned his
back on the manager and the manager passed from thoughtfulness
to embarrassment.
“I really do not know, Mr Carrados,”
he declared loftily at last. “I do not
refer to mere trifles like that.”
“Then you can be mistaken,”
replied Carrados mildly yet with decision.
“But the ample hair, the venerable
flowing beard, the prominent nose and heavy eyebrows
“These are just the striking
points that are most easily counterfeited. They
‘take the eye.’ If you would ensure
yourself against deception, learn rather to observe
the eye itself, and particularly the spots on it,
the shape of the fingernails, the set of the ears.
These things cannot be simulated.”
“You seriously suggest that
the man was not Professor Bulge that he
was an impostor?”
“The conclusion is inevitable.
Where were you on Monday, Professor?”
“I was on a short lecturing
tour in the Midlands. On Saturday I was in Nottingham.
On Monday in Birmingham. I did not return to London
until yesterday.”
Carrados turned to the manager again
and indicated Draycott, who so far had remained in
the background.
“And this gentleman? Did
he by any chance come here on Monday?”
“He did not, Mr Carrados.
But I gave him access to his safe on Tuesday afternoon
and again yesterday.”
Draycott shook his head sadly.
“Yesterday I found it empty,”
he said. “And all Tuesday afternoon I was
at Brighton, trying to see a gentleman on business.”
The manager sat down very suddenly.
“Good God, another!” he exclaimed faintly.
“I am afraid the list is only
beginning,” said Carrados. “We must
go through your renters’ book.”
The manager roused himself to protest.
“That cannot be done. No
one but myself or my deputy ever sees the book.
It would be unprecedented.”
“The circumstances are unprecedented,”
replied Carrados.
“If any difficulties are placed
in the way of these gentlemen’s investigations,
I shall make it my duty to bring the facts before the
Home Secretary,” announced the professor; speaking
up to the ceiling with the voice of a brazen trumpet.
Carrados raised a deprecating hand.
“May I make a suggestion?”
he remarked. “Now; I am blind. If,
therefore ?”
“Very well,” acquiesced
the manager. “But I must request the others
to withdraw.”
For five minutes Carrados followed
the list of safe-renters as the manager read them
to him. Sometimes he stopped the catalogue to
reflect a moment; now and then he brushed a finger-tip
over a written signature and compared it with another.
Occasionally a password interested him. But when
the list came to an end he continued to look into space
without any sign of enlightenment.
“So much is perfectly clear
and yet so much is incredible,” he mused.
“You insist that you alone have been in charge
for the last six months?”
“I have not been away a day this year.”
“Meals?”
“I have my lunch sent in.”
“And this room could not be
entered without your knowledge while you were about
the place?”
“It is impossible. The
door is fitted with a powerful spring and a feather-touch
self-acting lock. It cannot be left unlocked unless
you deliberately prop it open.”
“And, with your knowledge, no
one has had an opportunity of having access to this
book?”
“No,” was the reply.
Carrados stood up and began to put on his gloves.
“Then I must decline to pursue
my investigation any further,” he said icily.
“Why?” stammered the manager.
“Because I have positive reason
for believing that you are deceiving me.”
“Pray sit down, Mr Carrados.
It is quite true that when you put the last question
to me a circumstance rushed into my mind which so
far as the strict letter was concerned might
seem to demand ‘Yes’ instead of ‘No.’
But not in the spirit of your inquiry. It would
be absurd to attach any importance to the incident
I refer to.”
“That would be for me to judge.”
“You shall do so, Mr Carrados.
I live at Windermere Mansions with my sister.
A few months ago she got to know a married couple who
had recently come to the opposite flat. The husband
was a middle-aged, scholarly man who spent most of
his time in the British Museum. His wife’s
tastes were different; she was much younger, brighter,
gayer; a mere girl in fact, one of the most charming
and unaffected I have ever met. My sister Amelia
does not readily
“Stop!” exclaimed Carrados.
“A studious middle-aged man and a charming young
wife! Be as brief as possible. If there is
any chance it may turn on a matter of minutes at the
ports. She came here, of course?”
“Accompanied by her husband,”
replied the manager stiffly. “Mrs Scott
had travelled and she had a hobby of taking photographs
wherever she went. When my position accidentally
came out one evening she was carried away by the novel
idea of adding views of a safe-deposit to her collection as
enthusiastic as a child. There was no reason why
she should not; the place has often been taken for
advertising purposes.”
“She came, and brought her camera under
your very nose!”
“I do not know what you mean
by ‘under my very nose.’ She came
with her husband one evening just about our closing
time. She brought her camera, of course quite
a small affair.”
“And contrived to be in here alone?”
“I take exception to the word
‘contrived.’ It it happened.
I sent out for some tea, and in the course
“How long was she alone in here?”
“Two or three minutes at the
most. When I returned she was seated at my desk.
That was what I referred to. The little rogue
had put on my glasses and had got hold of a big book.
We were great chums, and she delighted to mock me.
I confess that I was startled merely instinctively to
see that she had taken up this book, but the next
moment I saw that she had it upside down.”
“Clever! She couldn’t
get it away in time. And the camera, with half-a-dozen
of its specially sensitized films already snapped over
the last few pages, by her side!”
“That child!”
“Yes. She is twenty-seven
and has kicked hats off tall men’s heads in
every capital from Petersburg to Buenos Aires!
Get through to Scotland Yard and ask if Inspector
Beedel can come up.”
The manager breathed heavily through his nose.
“To call in the police and publish
everything would ruin this establishment confidence
would be gone. I cannot do it without further
authority.”
“Then the professor certainly will.”
“Before you came I rang up the
only director who is at present in town and gave him
the facts as they then stood. Possibly he has
arrived by this. If you will accompany me to
the boardroom we will see.”
They went up to the floor above, Mr
Carlyle joining them on the way.
“Excuse me a moment,” said the manager.
Parkinson, who had been having an
improving conversation with the hall porter on the
subject of land values, approached.
“I am sorry, sir,” he
reported, “but I was unable to procure any ‘Rubbo.’
The place appears to be shut up.”
“That is a pity; Mr Carlyle had set his heart
on it.”
“Will you come this way, please?” said
the manager, reappearing.
In the boardroom they found a white-haired
old gentleman who had obeyed the manager’s behest
from a sense of duty, and then remained in a distant
corner of the empty room in the hope that he might
be overlooked. He was amiably helpless and appeared
to be deeply aware of it.
“This is a very sad business,
gentlemen,” he said, in a whispering, confiding
voice. “I am informed that you recommend
calling in the Scotland Yard authorities. That
would be a disastrous course for an institution that
depends on the implicit confidence of the public.”
“It is the only course,” replied Carrados.
“The name of Mr Carrados is
well known to us in connexion with a delicate case.
Could you not carry this one through?”
“It is impossible. A wide
inquiry must be made. Every port will have to
be watched. The police alone can do that.”
He threw a little significance into the next sentence.
“I alone can put the police in the right way
of doing it.”
“And you will do that, Mr Carrados?”
Carrados smiled engagingly. He
knew exactly what constituted the great attraction
of his services.
“My position is this,”
he explained. “So far my work has been entirely
amateur. In that capacity I have averted one or
two crimes, remedied an occasional injustice, and
now and then been of service to my professional friend,
Louis Carlyle. But there is no reason at all why
I should serve a commercial firm in an ordinary affair
of business for nothing. For any information
I should require a fee, a quite nominal fee of, say,
one hundred pounds.”
The director looked as though his
faith in human nature had received a rude blow.
“A hundred pounds would be a
very large initial fee for a small firm like this,
Mr Carrados,” he remarked in a pained voice.
“And that, of course, would
be independent of Mr Carlyle’s professional
charges,” added Carrados.
“Is that sum contingent on any
specific performance?” inquired the manager.
“I do not mind making it conditional
on my procuring for you, for the police to act on,
a photograph and a description of the thief.”
The two officials conferred apart
for a moment. Then the manager returned.
“We will agree, Mr Carrados,
on the understanding that these things are to be in
our hands within two days. Failing that
“No, no!” cried Mr Carlyle
indignantly, but Carrados good-humouredly put him
aside.
“I will accept the condition
in the same sporting spirit that inspires it.
Within forty-eight hours or no pay. The cheque,
of course, to be given immediately the goods are delivered?”
“You may rely on that.”
Carrados took out his pocket-book,
produced an envelope bearing an American stamp, and
from it extracted an unmounted print.
“Here is the photograph,”
he announced. “The man is called Ulysses
K. Groom, but he is better known as ‘Harry the
Actor.’ You will find the description written
on the back.”
Five minutes later, when they were
alone, Mr Carlyle expressed his opinion of the transaction.
“You are an unmitigated humbug,
Max,” he said, “though an amiable one,
I admit. But purely for your own private amusement
you spring these things on people.”
“On the contrary,” replied
Carrados, “people spring these things on me.”
“Now this photograph. Why
have I heard nothing of it before?”
Carrados took out his watch and touched the fingers.
“It is now three minutes to
eleven. I received the photograph at twenty past
eight.”
“Even then, an hour ago you
assured me that you had done nothing.”
“Nor had I so far
as result went. Until the keystone of the edifice
was wrung from the manager in his room, I was as far
away from demonstrable certainty as ever.”
“So am I as yet,” hinted Mr
Carlyle.
“I am coming to that, Louis.
I turn over the whole thing to you. The man has
got two clear days’ start and the chances are
nine to one against catching him. We know everything,
and the case has no further interest for me.
But it is your business. Here is your material.
“On that one occasion when the
‘tawny’ man crossed our path, I took from
the first a rather more serious view of his scope and
intention than you did. That same day I sent
a cipher cable to Pierson of the New York service.
I asked for news of any man of such and such a description merely
negative who was known to have left the
States; an educated man, expert in the use of disguises,
audacious in his operations, and a specialist in ‘dry’
work among banks and strong-rooms.”
“Why the States, Max?”
“That was a sighting shot on
my part. I argued that he must be an English-speaking
man. The smart and inventive turn of the modern
Yank has made him a specialist in ingenious devices,
straight or crooked. Unpickable locks and invincible
lock-pickers, burglar-proof safes and safe-specializing
burglars, come equally from the States. So I tried
a very simple test. As we talked that day and
the man walked past us, I dropped the words ’New
York’ or, rather, ’Noo Y’rk’ in
his hearing.”
“I know you did. He neither turned nor
stopped.”
“He was that much on his guard;
but into his step there came though your
poor old eyes could not see it, Louis the
‘psychological pause,’ an absolute arrest
of perhaps a fifth of a second; just as it would have
done with you if the word ‘London’ had
fallen on your ear in a distant land. However,
the whys and the wherefores don’t matter.
Here is the essential story.
“Eighteen months ago ‘Harry
the Actor’ successfully looted the office safe
of M’Kenkie, J. F. Higgs & Co.; of Cleveland,
Ohio. He had just married a smart but very facile
third-rate vaudeville actress English by
origin and wanted money for the honeymoon.
He got about five hundred pounds, and with that they
came to Europe and stayed in London for some months.
That period is marked by the Congreave Square post
office burglary, you may remember. While studying
such of the British institutions as most appealed
to him, the ‘Actor’s’ attention became
fixed on this safe-deposit. Possibly the implied
challenge contained in its telegraphic address grew
on him until it became a point of professional honour
with him to despoil it; at all events he was presumedly
attracted by an undertaking that promised not only
glory but very solid profit. The first part of
the plot was, to the most skilful criminal ‘impersonator’
in the States, mere skittles. Spreading over
those months he appeared at ‘The Safe’
in twelve different characters and rented twelve safes
of different sizes. At the same time he made a
thorough study of the methods of the place. As
soon as possible he got the keys back again into legitimate
use, having made duplicates for his own private ends,
of course. Five he seems to have returned during
his first stay; one was received later, with profuse
apologies, by registered post; one was returned through
a leading Berlin bank. Six months ago he made
a flying visit here, purely to work off two more.
One he kept from first to last, and the remaining
couple he got in at the beginning of his second long
residence here, three or four months ago.
“This brings us to the serious
part of the cool enterprise. He had funds from
the Atlantic and South-Central Mail-car coup when he
arrived here last April. He appears to have set
up three establishments; a home, in the guise of an
elderly scholar with a young wife, which, of course,
was next door to our friend the manager; an observation
point, over which he plastered the inscription ‘Rub
in Rubbo for Everything’ as a reason for being;
and, somewhere else, a dressing-room with essential
conditions of two doors into different streets.
“About six weeks ago he entered
the last stage. Mrs Harry, with quite ridiculous
ease, got photographs of the necessary page or two
of the record-book. I don’t doubt that
for weeks before then everyone who entered the place
had been observed, but the photographs linked them
up with the actual men into whose hands the ‘Actor’s’
old keys had passed gave their names and
addresses, the numbers of their safes, their passwords
and signatures. The rest was easy.”
“Yes, by Jupiter; mere play
for a man like that,” agreed Mr Carlyle, with
professional admiration. “He could contrive
a dozen different occasions for studying the voice
and manner and appearance of his victims. How
much has he cleared?”
“We can only speculate as yet.
I have put my hand on seven doubtful callers on Monday
and Tuesday last. Two others he had ignored for
some reason; the remaining two safes had not been
allotted. There is one point that raises an interesting
speculation.”
“What is that, Max?”
“The ‘Actor’ has
one associate, a man known as ‘Billy the Fondant,’
but beyond that with the exception of his
wife, of course he does not usually trust
anyone. It is plain, however, that at least seven
men must latterly have been kept under close observation.
It has occurred to me
“Yes, Max?”
“I have wondered whether Harry
has enlisted the innocent services of one or other
of our clever private inquiry offices.”
“Scarcely,” smiled the
professional. “It would hardly pass muster.”
“Oh, I don’t know.
Mrs Harry, in the character of a jealous wife or a
suspicious sweetheart, might reasonably
Mr Carlyle’s smile suddenly faded.
“By Jupiter!” he exclaimed. “I
remember
“Yes, Louis?” prompted Carrados, with
laughter in his voice.
“I remember that I must telephone
to a client before Beedel comes,” concluded
Mr Carlyle, rising in some haste.
At the door he almost ran into the
subdued director, who was wringing his hands in helpless
protest at a new stroke of calamity.
“Mr Carrados,” wailed
the poor old gentleman in a tremulous bleat, “Mr
Carrados, there is another now Sir Benjamin
Gump. He insists on seeing me. You will
not you will not desert us?”
“I should have to stay a week,”
replied Carrados briskly, “and I’m just
off now. There will be a procession. Mr Carlyle
will support you, I am sure.”
He nodded “Good-morning”
straight into the eyes of each and found his way out
with the astonishing certainty of movement that made
so many forget his infirmity. Possibly he was
not desirous of encountering Draycott’s embarrassed
gratitude again, for in less than a minute they heard
the swirl of his departing car.
“Never mind, my dear sir,”
Mr Carlyle assured his client, with impenetrable complacency.
“Never mind. I will remain instead.
Perhaps I had better make myself known to Sir Benjamin
at once.”
The director turned on him the pleading,
trustful look of a cornered dormouse.
“He is in the basement,”
he whispered. “I shall be in the boardroom if
necessary.”
Mr Carlyle had no difficulty in discovering
the centre of interest in the basement. Sir Benjamin
was expansive and reserved, bewildered and decisive,
long-winded and short-tempered, each in turn and more
or less all at once. He had already demanded
the attention of the manager, Professor Bulge, Draycott
and two underlings to his case and they were now involved
in a babel of inutile reiteration. The inquiry
agent was at once drawn into a circle of interrogation
that he did his best to satisfy impressively while
himself learning the new facts.
The latest development was sufficiently
astonishing. Less than an hour before Sir Benjamin
had received a parcel by district messenger. It
contained a jewel-case which ought at that moment to
have been securely reposing in one of the deposit
safes. Hastily snatching it open, the recipient’s
incredible forebodings were realized. It was empty empty
of jewels, that is to say, for, as if to add a sting
to the blow, a neatly inscribed card had been placed
inside, and on it the agitated baronet read the appropriate
but at the moment rather gratuitous maxim: “Lay
not up for yourselves treasures upon earth
The card was passed round and all
eyes demanded the expert’s pronouncement.
“’ where moth
and rust doth corrupt and where thieves break through
and steal.’ H’m,” read Mr Carlyle
with weight. “This is a most important
clue, Sir Benjamin
“Hey, what? What’s
that?” exclaimed a voice from the other side
of the hall. “Why, damme if I don’t
believe you’ve got another! Look at that,
gentlemen; look at that. What’s on, I say?
Here now, come; give me my safe. I want to know
where I am.”
It was the bookmaker who strode tempestuously
in among them, flourishing before their faces a replica
of the card that was in Mr Carlyle’s hand.
“Well, upon my soul this is
most extraordinary,” exclaimed that gentleman,
comparing the two. “You have just received
this, Mr Mr Berge, isn’t it?”
“That’s right, Berge ’Iceberg’
on the course. Thank the Lord Harry, I can take
my losses coolly enough, but this this is
a facer. Put into my hand half-an-hour ago inside
an envelope that ought to be here and as safe as in
the Bank of England. What’s the game, I
say? Here, Johnny, hurry and let me into my safe.”
Discipline and method had for the
moment gone by the board. There was no suggestion
of the boasted safeguards of the establishment.
The manager added his voice to that of the client,
and when the attendant did not at once appear he called
again.
“John, come and give Mr Berge
access to his safe at once.”
“All right, sir,” pleaded
the harassed key-attendant; hurrying up with the burden
of his own distraction. “There’s a
silly fathead got in what thinks this is a left-luggage
office, so far as I can make out a foreigner.”
“Never mind that now,”
replied the manager severely. “Mr Berge’s
safe: N.”
The attendant and Mr Berge went off
together down one of the brilliant colonnaded vistas.
One or two of the others who had caught the words
glanced across and became aware of a strange figure
that was drifting indecisively towards them.
He was obviously an elderly German tourist of pronounced
type long-haired, spectacled, outrageously
garbed and involved in the mental abstraction of his
philosophical race. One hand was occupied with
the manipulation of a pipe, as markedly Teutonic as
its owner; the other grasped a carpet-bag that would
have ensured an opening laugh to any low comedian.
Quite impervious to the preoccupation
of the group, the German made his way up to them and
picked out the manager.
“This was a safety deposit, nicht wahr?”
“Quite so,” acquiesced the manager loftily,
“but just now
“Your fellow was dense of gomprehension.”
The eyes behind the clumsy glasses wrinkled to a ponderous
humour. “He forgot his own business.
Now this goot bag
Brought into fuller prominence, the
carpet-bag revealed further details of its overburdened
proportions. At one end a flannel shirt cuff
protruded in limp dejection; at the other an ancient
collar, with the grotesque attachment known as a “dickey,”
asserted its presence. No wonder the manager
frowned his annoyance. “The Safe”
was in low enough repute among its patrons at that
moment without any burlesque interlude to its tragic
hour.
“Yes, yes,” he whispered,
attempting to lead the would-be depositor away, “but
you are under a mistake. This is not
“It was a safety deposit?
Goot. Mine bag I would deposit him
in safety till the time of mine train. Ja?”
“Nein, nein!” almost
hissed the agonized official. “Go away,
sir, go away! It isn’t a cloakroom.
John, let this gentleman out.”
The attendant and Mr Berge were returning
from their quest. The inner box had been opened
and there was no need to ask the result. The
bookmaker was shaking his head like a baffled bull.
“Gone, no effects,” he
shouted across the hall. “Lifted from ‘The
Safe,’ by crumb!”
To those who knew nothing of the method
and operation of the fraud it seemed as if the financial
security of the Capital was tottering. An amazed
silence fell, and in it they heard the great grille
door of the basement clang on the inopportune foreigner’s
departure. But, as if it was impossible to stand
still on that morning of dire happenings, he was immediately
succeeded by a dapper, keen-faced man in severe clerical
attire who had been let in as the intruder passed out.
“Canon Petersham!” exclaimed
the professor, going forward to greet him.
“My dear Professor Bulge!”
reciprocated the canon. “You here!
A most disquieting thing has happened to me.
I must have my safe at once.” He divided
his attention between the manager and the professor
as he monopolized them both. “A most disquieting
and and outrageous circumstance. My
safe, please yes, yes, Rev. Henry Noakes
Petersham. I have just received by hand a box,
a small box of no value but one that I thought,
yes, I am convinced that it was the one, a box that
was used to contain certain valuables of family interest
which should at this moment be in my safe here.
N? Very likely, very likely. Yes,
here is my key. But not content with the disconcerting
effect of that, professor, the box contained and
I protest that it’s a most unseemly thing to
quote any text from the Bible in this way to
a clergyman of my position well, here it
is. ’Lay not up for yourselves treasures
upon earth ’ Why, I have
a dozen sermons of my own in my desk now on that very
verse. I’m particularly partial to the very
needful lesson that it teaches. And to apply
it to me! It’s monstrous!”
“N, John,” ordered
the manager, with weary resignation.
The attendant again led the way towards
another armour-plated aisle. Smartly turning
a corner, he stumbled over something, bit a profane
exclamation in two, and looked back.
“It’s that bloomin’
foreigner’s old bag again,” he explained
across the place in aggrieved apology. “He
left it here after all.”
“Take it upstairs and throw
it out when you’ve finished,” said the
manager shortly.
“Here, wait a minute,”
pondered John, in absent-minded familiarity.
“Wait a minute. This is a funny go.
There’s a label on that wasn’t here before.
‘Why not look inside?’”
“‘Why not look inside?’” repeated
someone.
“That’s what it says.”
There was another puzzled silence.
All were arrested by some intangible suggestion of
a deeper mystery than they had yet touched. One
by one they began to cross the hall with the conscious
air of men who were not curious but thought that they
might as well see.
“Why, curse my crumpet,”
suddenly exploded Mr Berge, “if that ain’t
the same writing as these texts!”
“By gad, but I believe you are
right,” assented Mr Carlyle. “Well,
why not look inside?”
The attendant, from his stooping posture,
took the verdict of the ring of faces and in a trice
tugged open the two buckles. The central fastening
was not locked, and yielded to a touch. The flannel
shirt, the weird collar and a few other garments in
the nature of a “top-dressing” were flung
out and John’s hand plunged deeper....
Harry the Actor had lived up to his
dramatic instinct. Nothing was wrapped up; nay,
the rich booty had been deliberately opened out and
displayed, as it were, so that the overturning of the
bag, when John the keybearer in an access of riotous
extravagance lifted it up and strewed its contents
broadcast on the floor, was like the looting of a
smuggler’s den, or the realization of a speculator’s
dream, or the bursting of an Aladdin’s cave,
or something incredibly lavish and bizarre. Bank-notes
fluttered down and lay about in all directions, relays
of sovereigns rolled away like so much dross, bonds
and scrip for thousands and tens of thousands clogged
the downpouring stream of jewellery and unset gems.
A yellow stone the size of a four-pound weight and
twice as heavy dropped plump upon the canon’s
toes and sent him hopping and grimacing to the wall.
A ruby-hilted kris cut across the manager’s
wrist as he strove to arrest the splendid rout.
Still the miraculous cornucopia deluged the ground,
with its pattering, ringing, bumping, crinkling, rolling,
fluttering produce until, like the final tableau of
some spectacular ballet, it ended with a golden rain
that masked the details of the heap beneath a glittering
veil of yellow sand.
“My dust!” gasped Draycott.
“My fivers, by golly!”
ejaculated the bookmaker, initiating a plunge among
the spoil.
“My Japanese bonds, coupons
and all, and yes, even the manuscript of
my work on ’Polyphyletic Bridal Customs among
the mid-Pleistocene Cave Men.’ Hah!”
Something approaching a cachinnation of delight closed
the professor’s contribution to the pandemonium,
and eyewitnesses afterwards declared that for a moment
the dignified scientist stood on one foot in the opening
movement of a can-can.
“My wife’s diamonds, thank
heaven!” cried Sir Benjamin, with the air of
a schoolboy who was very well out of a swishing.
“But what does it mean?”
demanded the bewildered canon. “Here are
my family heirlooms a few decent pearls,
my grandfather’s collection of camei and other
trifles but who ?”
“Perhaps this offers some explanation,”
suggested Mr Carlyle, unpinning an envelope that had
been secured to the lining of the bag. “It
is addressed ‘To Seven Rich Sinners.’
Shall I read it for you?”
For some reason the response was not
unanimous, but it was sufficient. Mr Carlyle
cut open the envelope.
“MY DEAR FRIENDS, Aren’t
you glad? Aren’t you happy at this moment?
Ah yes; but not with the true joy of regeneration that
alone can bring lightness to the afflicted soul.
Pause while there is yet time. Cast off
the burden of your sinful lusts, for what shall
it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world
and lose his own soul? (Mark, chap. viii., .)
“Oh, my friends, you have had
an all-fired narrow squeak. Up till the
Friday in last week I held your wealth in the hollow
of my ungodly hand and rejoiced in my nefarious
cunning, but on that day as I with my guilty
female accomplice stood listening with worldly
amusement to the testimony of a converted brother
at a meeting of the Salvation Army on Clapham
Common, the gospel light suddenly shone into
our rebellious souls and then and there we found
salvation. Hallelujah!
“What we have done to complete
the unrighteous scheme upon which we had laboured
for months has only been for your own good, dear
friends that you are, though as yet divided from us
by your carnal lusts. Let this be a lesson
to you. Sell all you have and give it to
the poor through the organization of the
Salvation Army by preference and thereby
lay up for yourselves treasures where neither
moth nor rust doth corrupt and where thieves
do not break through and steal. (Matthew, chap, vi.,
.)
“Yours in good
works,
“PRIVATE
HENRY, THE SALVATIONIST.
“P.S. (in haste). I
may as well inform you that no crib is really
uncrackable, though the Cyrus J. Coy Co.’s Safe
Deposit on West 24th Street, N.Y., comes nearest
the kernel. And even that I could work to
the bare rock if I took hold of the job with
both hands that is to say I could have done
in my sinful days. As for you, I should
recommend you to change your T. A. to ‘Peanut.’
“U.
K. G.”
“There sounds a streak of the
old Adam in that postscript, Mr Carlyle,” whispered
Inspector Beedel, who had just arrived in time to hear
the letter read.