Carrados had rung up Mr Carlyle soon
after the inquiry agent had reached his office in
Bampton Street on a certain morning in April.
Mr Carlyle’s face at once assumed its most amiable
expression as he recognized his friend’s voice.
“Yes, Max,” he replied,
in answer to the call, “I am here and at the
top of form, thanks. Glad to know that you are
back from Trescoe. Is there anything?”
“I have a couple of men coming
in this evening whom you might like to meet,”
explained Carrados. “Manoel the Zambesia
explorer is one and the other an East-End slum doctor
who has seen a few things. Do you care to come
round to dinner?”
“Delighted,” warbled Mr
Carlyle, without a moment’s consideration.
“Charmed. Your usual hour, Max?” Then
the smiling complacence of his face suddenly changed
and the wire conveyed an exclamation of annoyance.
“I am really very sorry, Max, but I have just
remembered that I have an engagement. I fear
that I must deny myself after all.”
“Is it important?”
“No,” admitted Mr Carlyle.
“Strictly speaking, it is not in the least important;
this is why I feel compelled to keep it. It is
only to dine with my niece. They have just got
into an absurd doll’s house of a villa at Groat’s
Heath and I had promised to go there this evening.”
“Are they particular to a day?”
There was a moment’s hesitation before Mr Carlyle
replied.
“I am afraid so, now it is fixed,”
he said. “To you, Max, it will be ridiculous
or incomprehensible that a third to dinner and
he only a middle-aged uncle should make
a straw of difference. But I know that in their
bijou way it will be a little domestic event to Elsie an
added anxiety in giving the butcher an order, an extra
course for dinner, perhaps; a careful drilling of
the one diminutive maid-servant, and she is such a
charming little woman eh? Who, Max?
No! No! I did not say the maid-servant;
if I did it is the fault of this telephone. Elsie
is such a delightful little creature that, upon my
soul, it would be too bad to fail her now.”
“Of course it would, you old
humbug,” agreed Carrados, with sympathetic laughter
in his voice. “Well, come to-morrow instead.
I shall be alone.”
“Oh, besides, there is a special
reason for going, which for the moment I forgot,”
explained Mr Carlyle, after accepting the invitation.
“Elsie wishes for my advice with regard to her
next-door neighbour. He is an elderly man of
retiring disposition and he makes a practice of throwing
kidneys over into her garden.”
“Kittens! Throwing kittens?”
“No, no, Max. Kidneys.
Stewed k-i-d-n-e-y-s. It is a little difficult
to explain plausibly over a badly vibrating telephone,
I admit, but that is what Elsie’s letter assured
me, and she adds that she is in despair.”
“At all events it makes the
lady quite independent of the butcher, Louis!”
“I have no further particulars,
Max. It may be a solitary diurnal offering, or
the sky may at times appear to rain kidneys. If
it is a mania the symptoms may even have become more
pronounced and the man is possibly showering beef-steaks
across by this time. I will make full inquiry
and let you know.”
“Do,” assented Carrados,
in the same light-hearted spirit. “Mrs
Nickleby’s neighbourly admirer expressed his
feelings by throwing cucumbers, you remember, but
this man puts him completely in the shade.”
It had not got beyond the proportions
of a jest to either of them when they rang off one
of those whimsical occurrences in real life that sound
so fantastic in outline. Carrados did not give
the matter another thought until the next evening
when his friend’s arrival revived the subject.
“And the gentleman next door?”
he inquired among his greetings. “Did the
customary offering arrive while you were there?”
“No,” admitted Mr Carlyle,
beaming pleasantly upon all the familiar appointments
of the room, “it did not, Max. In fact,
so diffident has the mysterious philanthropist become,
that no one at Fountain Cottage has been able to catch
sight of him lately, although I am told that Scamp Elsie’s
terrier betrays a very self-conscious guilt
and suspiciously muddy paws every morning.”
“Fountain Cottage?”
“That is the name of the toy villa.”
“Yes, but Fountain something,
Groat’s Heath Fountain Court:
wasn’t that where Metrobe ?”
“Yes, yes, to be sure, Max.
Metrobe the traveller, the writer and scientist
“Scientist!”
“Well, he took up spiritualism
or something, didn’t he? At any rate, he
lived at Fountain Court, an old red-brick house in
a large neglected garden there, until his death a
couple of years ago. Then, as Groat’s Heath
had suddenly become a popular suburb with a tube railway,
a land company acquired the estate, the house was
razed to the ground and in a twinkling a colony of
Noah’s ark villas took its place. There
is Metrobe Road here, and Court Crescent there, and
Mansion Drive and what not, and Elsie’s little
place perpetuates another landmark.”
“I have Metrobe’s last
book there,” said Carrados, nodding towards a
point on his shelves. “In fact he sent me
a copy. ’The Flame beyond the Dome’
it is called the queerest farrago of
balderdash and metaphysics imaginable. But what
about the neighbour, Louis? Did you settle what
we might almost term ’his hash’?”
“Oh, he is mad, of course.
I advised her to make as little fuss about it as possible,
seeing that the man lives next door and might become
objectionable, but I framed a note for her to send
which will probably have a good effect.”
“Is he mad, Louis?”
“Well, I don’t say that
he is strictly a lunatic, but there is obviously a
screw loose somewhere. He may carry indiscriminate
benevolence towards Yorkshire terriers to irrational
lengths. Or he may be a food specialist with
a grievance. In effect he is mad on at least that
one point. How else are we to account for the
circumstances?”
“I was wondering,” replied Carrados thoughtfully.
“You suggest that he really may have a sane
object?”
“I suggest it for
the sake of argument. If he has a sane object,
what is it?”
“That I leave to you, Max,”
retorted Mr Carlyle conclusively. “If he
has a sane object, pray what is it?”
“For the sake of the argument
I will tell you that in half-a-dozen words, Louis,”
replied Carrados, with good-humoured tolerance.
“If he is not mad in the sense which you have
defined, the answer stares us in the face. His
object is precisely that which he is achieving.”
Mr Carlyle looked inquiringly into
the placid, unemotional face of his blind friend,
as if to read there whether, incredible as it might
seem, Max should be taking the thing seriously after
all.
“And what is that?” he asked cautiously.
“In the first place he has produced
the impression that he is eccentric or irresponsible.
That is sometimes useful in itself. Then what
else has he done?”
“What else, Max?” replied
Mr Carlyle, with some indignation. “Well,
whatever he wishes to achieve by it I can tell you
one thing else that he has done. He has so demoralized
Scamp with his confounded kidneys that Elsie’s
neatly arranged flower-beds and she took
Fountain Cottage principally on account of an unusually
large garden are hopelessly devastated.
If she keeps the dog up, the garden is invaded night
and day by an army of peregrinating feline marauders
that scent the booty from afar. He has gained
the everlasting annoyance of an otherwise charming
neighbour, Max. Can you tell me what he has achieved
by that?”
“The everlasting esteem of Scamp
probably. Is he a good watch-dog, Louis?”
“Good heavens, Max!” exclaimed
Mr Carlyle, coming to his feet as though he had the
intention of setting out for Groat’s Heath then
and there, “is it possible that he is planning
a burglary?”
“Do they keep much of value about the house?”
“No,” admitted Mr Carlyle,
sitting down again with considerable relief.
“No, they don’t. Bellmark is not particularly
well endowed with worldly goods in fact,
between ourselves, Max, Elsie could have done very
much better from a strictly social point of view,
but he is a thoroughly good fellow and idolizes her.
They have no silver worth speaking of, and for the
rest well, just the ordinary petty cash
of a frugal young couple.”
“Then he probably is not planning
a burglary. I confess that the idea did not appeal
to me. If it is only that, why should he go to
the trouble of preparing this particular succulent
dish to throw over his neighbour’s ground when
cold liver would do quite as well?”
“If it is not only that, why
should he go to the trouble, Max?”
“Because by that bait he produces
the greatest disturbance of your niece’s garden.”
“And, if sane, why should he wish to do that?”
“Because in those conditions
he can the more easily obliterate his own traces if
he trespasses there at nights.”
“Well, upon my word, that’s
drawing a bow at a venture, Max. If it isn’t
burglary, what motive could the man have for any such
nocturnal perambulation?”
An expression of suave mischief came
into Carrados’s usually imperturbable face.
“Many imaginable motives surely,
Louis. You are a man of the world. Why not
to meet a charming little woman
“No, by gad!” exclaimed
the scandalized uncle warmly; “I decline to
consider the remotest possibility of that explanation.
Elsie
“Certainly not,” interposed
Carrados, smothering his quiet laughter. “The
maid-servant, of course.”
Mr Carlyle reined in his indignation
and recovered himself with his usual adroitness.
“But, you know, that is an atrocious
libel, Max,” he added. “I never said
such a thing. However, is it probable?”
“No,” admitted Carrados.
“I don’t think that in the circumstances
it is at all probable.”
“Then where are we, Max?”
“A little further than we were
at the beginning. Very little.... Are you
willing to give me a roving commission to investigate?”
“Of course, Max, of course,”
assented Mr Carlyle heartily. “I well,
as far as I was concerned, I regarded the matter as
settled.”
Carrados turned to his desk and the
ghost of a smile might possibly have lurked about
his face. He produced some stationery and indicated
it to his visitor.
“You don’t mind giving
me a line of introduction to your niece?”
“Pleasure,” murmured Carlyle,
taking up a pen. “What shall I say?”
Carrados took the inquiry in its most literal sense and for
reply he dictated the following letter:
MY DEAR ELSIE,
“If that is the way you usually
address her,” he parenthesized.
“Quite so,” acquiesced Mr Carlyle, writing.
“’The bearer
of this is Mr Carrados, of whom I have spoken to
you.’
“You have spoken of me to her,
I trust, Louis?” he put in.
“I believe that I have casually
referred to you,” admitted the writer.
“I felt sure you would have
done. It makes the rest easier.
“’He is not in the least
mad although he frequently does things which
to the uninitiated appear more or less eccentric at
the moment. I think that you would be quite
safe in complying with any suggestion he may
make.
“’Your affectionate
uncle,
“‘LOUIS
CARLYLE.’”
He accepted the envelope and put it
away in a pocket-book that always seemed extraordinarily
thin for the amount of papers it contained.
“I may call there to-morrow,” he added.
Neither again referred to the subject
during the evening, but when Parkinson came to the
library a couple of hours after midnight to know whether
he would be required again, he found his master rather
deeply immersed in a book and a gap on the shelf where
“The Flame beyond the Dome” had formerly
stood.
It is not impossible that Mr Carlyle
supplemented his brief note of introduction with a
more detailed communication that reached his niece
by the ordinary postal service at an earlier hour than
the other. At all events, when Mr Carrados presented
himself at the toy villa on the following afternoon
he found Elsie Bellmark suspiciously disposed to accept
him and his rather gratuitous intervention among her
suburban troubles as a matter of course.
When the car drew up at the bright
green wooden gate of Fountain Cottage another visitor,
apparently a good-class working man, was standing on
the path of the trim front garden, lingering over a
reluctant departure. Carrados took sufficient
time in alighting to allow the man to pass through
the gate before he himself entered. The last exchange
of sentences reached his ear.
“I’m sure, marm, you won’t
find anyone to do the work at less.”
“I can quite believe that,”
replied a very fair young lady who stood nearer the
house, “but, you see, we do all the gardening
ourselves, thank you.”
Carrados made himself known and was
taken into the daintily pretty drawing-room that opened
on to the lawn behind the house.
“I do not need to ask if you
are Mrs Bellmark,” he had declared.
“I have Uncle Louis’s voice?” she
divined readily.
“The niece of his voice, so
to speak,” he admitted. “Voices mean
a great deal to me, Mrs Bellmark.”
“In recognizing and identifying people?”
she suggested.
“Oh, very much more than that.
In recognizing and identifying their moods their
thoughts even. There are subtle lines of trouble
and the deep rings of anxious care quite as patent
to the ear as to the sharpest eye sometimes.”
Elsie Bellmark shot a glance of curiously
interested speculation to the face that, in spite
of its frank, open bearing, revealed so marvellously
little itself.
“If I had any dreadful secret,
I think that I should be a little afraid to talk to
you, Mr Carrados,” she said, with a half-nervous
laugh.
“Then please do not have any
dreadful secret,” he replied, with quite youthful
gallantry. “I more than suspect that Louis
has given you a very transpontine idea of my tastes.
I do not spend all my time tracking murderers to their
lairs, Mrs Bellmark, and I have never yet engaged in
a hand-to-hand encounter with a band of cut-throats.”
“He told us,” she declared,
the recital lifting her voice into a tone that Carrados
vowed to himself was wonderfully thrilling, “about
this: He said that you were once in a sort of
lonely underground cellar near the river with two
desperate men whom you could send to penal servitude.
The police, who were to have been there at a certain
time, had not arrived, and you were alone. The
men had heard that you were blind but they could hardly
believe it. They were discussing in whispers which
could not be overheard what would be the best thing
to do, and they had just agreed that if you really
were blind they would risk the attempt to murder you.
Then, Louis said, at that very moment you took a pair
of scissors from your pocket, and coolly asking them
why they did not have a lamp down there, you actually
snuffed the candle that stood on the table before
you. Is that true?”
Carrados’s mind leapt vividly
back to the most desperate moment of his existence,
but his smile was gently deprecating as he replied:
“I seem to recognize the touch
of truth in the inclination to do anything
rather than fight,” he confessed. “But,
although he never suspects it, Louis really sees life
through rose-coloured opera glasses. Take the
case of your quite commonplace neighbour
“That is really what you came
about?” she interposed shrewdly.
“Frankly, it is,” he replied.
“I am more attracted by a turn of the odd and
grotesque than by the most elaborate tragedy.
The fantastic conceit of throwing stewed kidneys over
into a neighbour’s garden irresistibly appealed
to me. Louis, as I was saying, regards the man
in the romantic light of a humanitarian monomaniac
or a demented food reformer. I take a more subdued
view and I think that his action, when rightly understood,
will prove to be something quite obviously natural.”
“Of course it is very ridiculous,
but all the same it has been desperately annoying,”
she confessed. “Still, it scarcely matters
now. I am only sorry that it should have been
the cause of wasting your valuable time, Mr Carrados.”
“My valuable time,” he
replied, “only seems valuable to me when I am,
as you would say, wasting it. But is the incident
closed? Louis told me that he had drafted you
a letter of remonstrance. May I ask if it has
been effective?”
Instead of replying at once she got
up and walked to the long French window and looked
out over the garden where the fruit-trees that had
been spared from the older cultivation were rejoicing
the eye with the promise of their pink and white profusion.
“I did not send it,” she
said slowly, turning to her visitor again. “There
is something that I did not tell Uncle Louis, because
it would only have distressed him without doing any
good. We may be leaving here very soon.”
“Just when you had begun to
get it well in hand?” he said, in some surprise.
“It is a pity, is it not, but
one cannot foresee these things. There is no
reason why you should not know the cause, since you
have interested yourself so far, Mr Carrados.
In fact,” she added, smiling away the seriousness
of the manner into which she had fallen, “I am
not at all sure that you do not know already.”
He shook his head and disclaimed any such prescience.
“At all events you recognized
that I was not exactly light-hearted,” she insisted.
“Oh, you did not say that I had dark rings
under my eyes, I know, but the cap fitted excellently....
It has to do with my husband’s business.
He is with a firm of architects. It was a little
venturesome taking this house we had been
in apartments for two years but Roy was
doing so well with his people and I was so enthusiastic
for a garden that we did scarcely two months
ago. Everything seemed quite assured. Then
came this thunderbolt. The partners it
is only a small firm, Mr Carrados required
a little more capital in the business. Someone
whom they know is willing to put in two thousand pounds,
but he stipulates for a post with them as well.
He, like my husband, is a draughtsman. There
is no need for the services of both and so
“Is it settled?”
“In effect, it is. They
are as nice as can be about it but that does not alter
the facts. They declare that they would rather
have Roy than the new man and they have definitely
offered to retain him if he can bring in even one
thousand pounds. I suppose they have some sort
of compunction about turning him adrift, for they
have asked him to think it over and let them know
on Monday. Of course, that is the end of it.
It may be I don’t know I
don’t like to think, how long before Roy gets
another position equally good. We must endeavour
to get this house off our hands and creep back to
our three rooms. It is ... luck.”
Carrados had been listening to her
wonderfully musical voice as another man might have
been drawn irresistibly to watch the piquant charm
of her delicate face.
“Yes,” he assented, almost
to himself, “it is that strange, inexplicable
grouping of men and things that, under one name or
another, we all confess ... just luck.”
“Of course you will not mention
this to Uncle Louis yet, Mr Carrados?”
“If you do not wish it, certainly not.”
“I am sure that it would distress
him. He is so soft-hearted, so kind, in everything.
Do you know, I found out that he had had an invitation
to dine somewhere and meet some quite important people
on Tuesday. Yet he came here instead, although
most other men would have cried off, just because
he knew that we small people would have been disappointed.”
“Well, you can’t expect
me to see any self-denial in that,” exclaimed
Carrados. “Why, I was one of them myself.”
Elsie Bellmark laughed outright at
the expressive disgust of his tone.
“I had no idea of that,”
she said. “Then there is another reason.
Uncle is not very well off, yet if he knew how Roy
was situated he would make an effort to arrange matters.
He would, I am sure, even borrow himself in order
to lend us the money. That is a thing Roy and
I are quite agreed on. We will go back; we will
go under, if it is to be; but we will not borrow money,
not even from Uncle Louis.”
Once, subsequently, Carrados suddenly
asked Mr Carlyle whether he had ever heard a woman’s
voice roll like a celestial kettle-drum. The
professional gentleman was vastly amused by the comparison,
but he admitted that he had not.
“So that, you see,” concluded
Mrs Bellmark, “there is really nothing to be
done.”
“Oh, quite so; I am sure that
you are right,” assented her visitor readily.
“But in the meanwhile I do not see why the annoyance
of your next-door neighbour should be permitted to
go on.”
“Of course: I have not
told you that, and I could not explain it to uncle,”
she said. “I am anxious not to do anything
to put him out because I have a hope rather
a faint one, certainly that the man may
be willing to take over this house.”
It would be incorrect to say that
Carrados pricked up his ears if that curious
phenomenon has any physical manifestation for
the sympathetic expression of his face did not vary
a fraction. But into his mind there came a gleam
such as might inspire a patient digger who sees the
first speck of gold that justifies his faith in an
unlikely claim.
“Oh,” he said, quite conversationally,
“is there a chance of that?”
“He undoubtedly did want it.
It is very curious in a way. A few weeks ago,
before we were really settled, he came one afternoon,
saying he had heard that this house was to be let.
Of course I told him that he was too late, that we
had already taken it for three years.”
“You were the first tenants?”
“Yes. The house was scarcely
ready when we signed the agreement. Then this
Mr Johns, or Jones I am not sure which he
said went on in a rather extraordinary
way to persuade me to sublet it to him. He said
that the house was dear and I could get plenty, more
convenient, at less rent, and it was unhealthy, and
the drains were bad, and that we should be pestered
by tramps and it was just the sort of house that burglars
picked on, only he had taken a sort of fancy to it
and he would give me a fifty-pound premium for the
term.”
“Did he explain the motive for
this rather eccentric partiality?”
“I don’t imagine that
he did. He repeated several times that he was
a queer old fellow with his whims and fancies and
that they often cost him dear.”
“I think we all know that sort
of old fellow,” said Carrados. “It
must have been rather entertaining for you, Mrs Bellmark.”
“Yes, I suppose it was,”
she admitted. “The next thing we knew of
him was that he had taken the other house as soon
as it was finished.”
“Then he would scarcely require this?”
“I am afraid not.”
It was obvious that the situation was not disposed
of. “But he seems to have so little furniture
there and to live so solitarily,” she explained,
“that we have even wondered whether he might
not be there merely as a sort of caretaker.”
“And you have never heard where
he came from or who he is?”
“Only what the milkman told
my servant our chief source of local information,
Mr Carrados. He declares that the man used to
be the butler at a large house that stood here formerly,
Fountain Court, and that his name is neither Johns
nor Jones. But very likely it is all a mistake.”
“If not, he is certainly attached
to the soil,” was her visitor’s rejoinder.
“And, apropos of that, will you show me over
your garden before I go, Mrs Bellmark?”
“With pleasure,” she assented,
rising also. “I will ring now and then I
can offer you tea when we have been round. That
is, if you ?”
“Thank you, I do,” he
replied. “And would you allow my man to
go through into the garden in case I require
him?”
“Oh, certainly. You must
tell me just what you want without thinking it necessary
to ask permission, Mr Carrados,” she said, with
a pretty air of protection. “Shall Amy
take a message?”
He acquiesced and turned to the servant
who had appeared in response to the bell.
“Will you go to the car and
tell my man Parkinson that I
require him here. Say that he can bring his book;
he will understand.”
“Yes, sir.”
They stepped out through the French
window and sauntered across the lawn. Before
they had reached the other side Parkinson reported
himself.
“You had better stay here,”
said his master, indicating the sward generally.
“Mrs Bellmark will allow you to bring out a chair
from the drawing-room.”
“Thank you, sir; there is a
rustic seat already provided,” replied Parkinson.
He sat down with his back to the houses
and opened the book that he had brought. Let
in among its pages was an ingeniously contrived mirror.
When their promenade again brought
them near the rustic seat Carrados dropped a few steps
behind.
“He is watching you from one
of the upper rooms, sir,” fell from Parkinson’s
lips as he sat there without raising his eyes from
the page before him.
The blind man caught up to his hostess again.
“You intended this lawn for croquet?”
he asked.
“No; not specially. It is too small, isn’t
it?”
“Not necessarily. I think
it is in about the proportion of four by five all
right. Given that, size does not really matter
for an unsophisticated game.”
To settle the point he began to pace
the plot of ground, across and then lengthways.
Next, apparently dissatisfied with this rough measurement,
he applied himself to marking it off more exactly by
means of his walking-stick. Elsie Bellmark was
by no means dull but the action sprang so naturally
from the conversation that it did not occur to her
to look for any deeper motive.
“He has got a pair of field-glasses
and is now at the window,” communicated Parkinson.
“I am going out of sight,”
was the equally quiet response. “If he
becomes more anxious tell me afterwards.”
“It is quite all right,”
he reported, returning to Mrs Bellmark with the satisfaction
of bringing agreeable news. “It should make
a splendid little ground, but you may have to level
up a few dips after the earth has set.”
A chance reference to the kitchen
garden by the visitor took them to a more distant
corner of the enclosure where the rear of Fountain
Cottage cut off the view from the next house windows.
“We decided on this part for
vegetables because it does not really belong to the
garden proper,” she explained. “When
they build farther on this side we shall have to give
it up very soon. And it would be a pity if it
was all in flowers.”
With the admirable spirit of the ordinary
Englishwoman, she spoke of the future as if there
was no cloud to obscure its prosperous course.
She had frankly declared their position to her uncle’s
best friend because in the circumstances it had seemed
to be the simplest and most straightforward thing
to do; beyond that, there was no need to whine about
it.
“It is a large garden,”
remarked Carrados. “And you really do all
the work of it yourselves?”
“Yes; I think that is half the
fun of a garden. Roy is out here early and late
and he does all the hard work. But how did you
know? Did uncle tell you?”
“No; you told me yourself.”
“I? Really?”
“Indirectly. You were scorning
the proffered services of a horticultural mercenary
at the moment of my arrival.”
“Oh, I remember,” she
laughed. “It was Irons, of course.
He is a great nuisance, he is so stupidly persistent.
For some weeks now he has been coming time after time,
trying to persuade me to engage him. Once when
we were all out he had actually got into the garden
and was on the point of beginning work when I returned.
He said he saw the milkmen and the grocers leaving
samples at the door so he thought that he would too!”
“A practical jester evidently.
Is Mr Irons a local character?”
“He said that he knew the ground
and the conditions round about here better than anyone
else in Groat’s Heath,” she replied.
“Modesty is not among Mr Irons’s handicaps.
He said that he How curious!”
“What is, Mrs Bellmark?”
“I never connected the two men
before, but he said that he had been gardener at Fountain
Court for seven years.”
“Another family retainer who
is evidently attached to the soil.”
“At all events they have not
prospered equally, for while Mr Johns seems able to
take a nice house, poor Irons is willing to work for
half-a-crown a day, and I am told that all the other
men charge four shillings.”
They had paced the boundaries of the
kitchen garden, and as there was nothing more to be
shown Elsie Bellmark led the way back to the drawing-room.
Parkinson was still engrossed in his book, the only
change being that his back was now turned towards
the high paling of clinker-built oak that separated
the two gardens.
“I will speak to my man,” said Carrados,
turning aside.
“He hurried down and is looking
through the fence, sir,” reported the watcher.
“That will do then. You can return to the
car.”
“I wonder if you would allow
me to send you a small hawthorn-tree?” inquired
Carrados among his félicitations over the teacups
five minutes later. “I think it ought to
be in every garden.”
“Thank you but is
it worth while?” replied Mrs Bellmark, with a
touch of restraint. As far as mere words went
she had been willing to ignore the menace of the future,
but in the circumstances the offer seemed singularly
inept and she began to suspect that outside his peculiar
gifts the wonderful Mr Carrados might be a little bit
obtuse after all.
“Yes; I think it is,” he replied, with
quiet assurance.
“In spite of ?”
“I am not forgetting that unless
your husband is prepared on Monday next to invest
one thousand pounds you contemplate leaving here.”
“Then I do not understand it, Mr Carrados.”
“And I am unable to explain
as yet. But I brought you a note from Louis Carlyle,
Mrs Bellmark. You only glanced at it. Will
you do me the favour of reading me the last paragraph?”
She picked up the letter from the
table where it lay and complied with cheerful good-humour.
“There is some suggestion that
you want me to accede to,” she guessed cunningly
when she had read the last few words.
“There are some three suggestions
which I hope you will accede to,” he replied.
“In the first place I want you to write to Mr
Johns next door let him get the letter
to-night inquiring whether he is still
disposed to take this house.”
“I had thought of doing that shortly.”
“Then that is all right. Besides, he will
ultimately decline.”
“Oh,” she exclaimed it
would be difficult to say whether with relief or disappointment “do
you think so? Then why
“To keep him quiet in the meantime.
Next I should like you to send a little note to Mr
Irons your maid could deliver it also to-night,
I dare say?”
“Irons! Irons the gardener?”
“Yes,” apologetically.
“Only a line or two, you know. Just saying
that, after all, if he cares to come on Monday you
can find him a few days’ work.”
“But in any circumstances I don’t want
him.”
“No; I can quite believe that
you could do better. Still, it doesn’t
matter, as he won’t come, Mrs Bellmark; not for
half-a-crown a day, believe me. But the thought
will tend to make Mr Irons less restive also.
Lastly, will you persuade your husband not to decline
his firm’s offer until Monday?”
“Very well, Mr Carrados,”
she said, after a moment’s consideration.
“You are Uncle Louis’s friend and therefore
our friend. I will do what you ask.”
“Thank you,” said Carrados.
“I shall endeavour not to disappoint you.”
“I shall not be disappointed
because I have not dared to hope. And I have
nothing to expect because I am still completely in
the dark.”
“I have been there for nearly
twenty years, Mrs Bellmark.”
“Oh, I am sorry!” she cried impulsively.
“So am I occasionally,”
he replied. “Good-bye, Mrs Bellmark.
You will hear from me shortly, I hope. About
the hawthorn, you know.”
It was, indeed, in something less
than forty-eight hours that she heard from him again.
When Bellmark returned to his toy villa early on Saturday
afternoon Elsie met him almost at the gate with a telegram
in her hand.
“I really think, Roy, that everyone
we have to do with here goes mad,” she exclaimed,
in tragi-humorous despair. “First it was
Mr Johns or Jones if he is Johns or Jones and
then Irons who wanted to work here for half of what
he could get at heaps of places about, and now just
look at this wire that came from Mr Carrados half-an-hour
ago.”
This was the message that he read:
Please procure sardine
tin opener mariner’s compass and bottle
of champagne. Shall
arrive 6.45 bringing Crataegus
Coccinea. CARRADOS.
“Could anything be more absurd?” she demanded.
“Sounds as though it was in
code,” speculated her husband. “Who’s
the foreign gentleman he’s bringing?”
“Oh, that’s a kind of
special hawthorn I looked it up. But
a bottle of champagne, and a compass, and a sardine
tin opener! What possible connexion is there
between them?”
“A very resourceful man might
uncork a bottle of champagne with a sardine tin opener,”
he suggested.
“And find his way home afterwards
by means of a mariner’s compass?” she
retorted. “No, Roy dear, you are not a sleuth-hound.
We had better have our lunch.”
They lunched, but if the subject of
Carrados had been tabooed the meal would have been
a silent one.
“I have a compass on an old
watch-chain somewhere,” volunteered Bellmark.
“And I have a tin opener in
the form of a bull’s head,” contributed
Elsie.
“But we have no champagne, I suppose?”
“How could we have, Roy?
We never have had any. Shall you mind going down
to the shops for a bottle?”
“You really think that we ought?”
“Of course we must, Roy.
We don’t know what mightn’t happen if we
didn’t. Uncle Louis said that they once
failed to stop a jewel robbery because the jeweller
neglected to wipe his shoes on the shop doormat, as
Mr Carrados had told him to do. Suppose Johns
is a desperate anarchist and he succeeded in blowing
up Buckingham Palace because we
“All right. A small bottle, eh?”
“No. A large one.
Quite a large one. Don’t you see how exciting
it is becoming?”
“If you are excited already
you don’t need much champagne,” argued
her husband.
Nevertheless he strolled down to the
leading wine-shop after lunch and returned with his
purchase modestly draped in the light summer overcoat
that he carried on his arm. Elsie Bellmark, who
had quite abandoned her previous unconcern, in the
conviction that “something was going to happen,”
spent the longest afternoon that she could remember,
and even Bellmark, in spite of his continual adjurations
to her to “look at the matter logically,”
smoked five cigarettes in place of his usual Saturday
afternoon pipe and neglected to do any gardening.
At exactly six-forty-five a motor
car was heard approaching. Elsie made a desperate
rally to become the self-possessed hostess again.
Bellmark was favourably impressed by such marked punctuality.
Then a Regent Street delivery van bowled past their
window and Elsie almost wept.
The suspense was not long, however.
Less than five minutes later another vehicle raised
the dust of the quiet suburban road, and this time
a private car stopped at their gate.
“Can you see any policemen inside?” whispered
Elsie.
Parkinson got down and opening the
door took out a small tree which he carried up to
the porch and there deposited. Carrados followed.
“At all events there isn’t
much wrong,” said Bellmark. “He’s
smiling all the time.”
“No, it isn’t really a
smile,” explained Elsie; “it’s his
normal expression.”
She went out into the hall just as
the front door was opened.
“It is the ‘Scarlet-fruited
thorn’ of North America,” Bellmark heard
the visitor remarking. “Both the flowers
and the berries are wonderfully good. Do you
think that you would permit me to choose the spot for
it, Mrs Bellmark?”
Bellmark joined them in the hall and was introduced.
“We mustn’t waste any
time,” he suggested. “There is very
little light left.”
“True,” agreed Carrados.
“And Coccinea requires deep digging.”
They walked through the house, and
turning to the right passed into the region of the
vegetable garden. Carrados and Elsie led the way,
the blind man carrying the tree, while Bellmark went
to his outhouse for the required tools.
“We will direct our operations
from here,” said Carrados, when they were half-way
along the walk. “You told me of a thin iron
pipe that you had traced to somewhere in the middle
of the garden. We must locate the end of it exactly.”
“My rosary!” sighed Elsie,
with premonition of disaster, when she had determined
the spot as exactly as she could. “Oh, Mr
Carrados!”
“I am sorry, but it might be
worse,” said Carrados inflexibly. “We
only require to find the elbow-joint. Mr Bellmark
will investigate with as little disturbance as possible.”
For five minutes Bellmark made trials
with a pointed iron. Then he cleared away the
soil of a small circle and at about a foot deep exposed
a broken inch pipe.
“The fountain,” announced
Carrados, when he had examined it. “You
have the compass, Mr Bellmark?”
“Rather a small one,” admitted Bellmark.
“Never mind, you are a mathematician.
I want you to strike a line due east.”
The reel and cord came into play and
an adjustment was finally made from the broken pipe
to a position across the vegetable garden.
“Now a point nine yards, nine
feet and nine inches along it.”
“My onion bed!” cried Elsie tragically.
“Yes; it is really serious this
time,” agreed Carrados. “I want a
hole a yard across, digging here. May we proceed?”
Elsie remembered the words of her
uncle’s letter or what she imagined
to be his letter and possibly the preamble
of selecting the spot had impressed her.
“Yes, I suppose so. Unless,”
she added hopefully, “the turnip bed will do
instead? They are not sown yet.”
“I am afraid that nowhere else
in the garden will do,” replied Carrados.
Bellmark delineated the space and
began to dig. After clearing to about a foot
deep he paused.
“About deep enough, Mr Carrados?” he inquired.
“Oh, dear no,” replied the blind man.
“I am two feet down,” presently reported
the digger.
“Deeper!” was the uncompromising response.
Another six inches were added and Bellmark stopped
to rest.
“A little more and it won’t
matter which way up we plant Coccinea,” he remarked.
“That is the depth we are aiming for,”
replied Carrados.
Elsie and her husband exchanged glances.
Then Bellmark drove his spade through another layer
of earth.
“Three feet,” he announced, when he had
cleared it.
Carrados advanced to the very edge of the opening.
“I think that if you would loosen
another six inches with the fork we might consider
the ground prepared,” he decided.
Bellmark changed his tools and began
to break up the soil. Presently the steel prongs
grated on some obstruction.
“Gently,” directed the
blind watcher. “I think you will find a
half-pound cocoa tin at the end of your fork.”
“Well, how on earth you spotted
that !” was wrung from Bellmark
admiringly, as he cleared away the encrusting earth.
“But I believe you are about right.”
He threw up the object to his wife, who was risking
a catastrophe in her eagerness to miss no detail.
“Anything in it besides soil, Elsie?”
“She cannot open it yet,”
remarked Carrados. “It is soldered down.”
“Oh, I say,” protested Bellmark.
“It is perfectly correct, Roy. The lid
is soldered on.”
They looked at each other in varying
degrees of wonder and speculation. Only Carrados
seemed quite untouched.
“Now we may as well replace the earth,”
he remarked.
“Fill it all up again?” asked Bellmark.
“Yes; we have provided a thoroughly
disintegrated subsoil. That is the great thing.
A depth of six inches is sufficient merely for the
roots.”
There was only one remark passed during the operation.
“I think I should plant the
tree just over where the tin was,” Carrados
suggested. “You might like to mark the exact
spot.” And there the hawthorn was placed.
Bellmark, usually the most careful
and methodical of men, left the tools where they were,
in spite of a threatening shower. Strangely silent,
Elsie led the way back to the house and taking the
men into the drawing-room switched on the light.
“I think you have a tin opener, Mrs Bellmark?”
Elsie, who had been waiting for him
to speak, almost jumped at the simple inquiry.
Then she went into the next room and returned with
the bull-headed utensil.
“Here it is,” she said,
in a voice that would have amused her at any other
time.
“Mr Bellmark will perhaps disclose our find.”
Bellmark put the soily tin down on
Elsie’s best table-cover without eliciting a
word of reproach, grasped it firmly with his left hand,
and worked the opener round the top.
“Only paper!” he exclaimed,
and without touching the contents he passed the tin
into Carrados’s hands.
The blind man dexterously twirled
out a little roll that crinkled pleasantly to the
ear, and began counting the leaves with a steady finger.
“They’re bank-notes!”
whispered Elsie in an awestruck voice. She caught
sight of a further detail. “Bank-notes for
a hundred pounds each. And there are dozens of
them!”
“Fifty, there should be,”
dropped Carrados between his figures. “Twenty-five,
twenty-six
“Good God,” murmured Bellmark;
“that’s five thousand pounds!”
“Fifty,” concluded Carrados,
straightening the edges of the sheaf. “It
is always satisfactory to find that one’s calculations
are exact.” He detached the upper ten notes
and held them out. “Mrs Bellmark, will you
accept one thousand pounds as a full legal discharge
of any claim that you may have on this property?”
“Me I?” she
stammered. “But I have no right to any in
any circumstances. It has nothing to do with
us.”
“You have an unassailable moral
right to a fair proportion, because without you the
real owners would never have seen a penny of it.
As regards your legal right” he took
out the thin pocket-book and extracting a business-looking
paper spread it open on the table before them “here
is a document that concedes it. ’In consideration
of the valuable services rendered by Elsie Bellmark,
etc., etc., in causing to be discovered
and voluntarily surrendering the sum of five thousand
pounds deposited and not relinquished by Alexis Metrobe,
late of, etc., etc., deceased, Messrs Binstead
& Polegate, solicitors, of 77a Bedford Row, acting
on behalf of the administrator and next-of-kin of the
said etc., etc., do hereby’ well,
that’s what they do. Signed, witnessed and
stamped at Somerset House.”
“I suppose I shall wake presently,” said
Elsie dreamily.
“It was for this moment that
I ventured to suggest the third requirement necessary
to bring our enterprise to a successful end,”
said Carrados.
“Oh, how thoughtful of you!”
cried Elsie. “Roy, the champagne.”
Five minutes later Carrados was explaining
to a small but enthralled audience.
“The late Alexis Metrobe was
a man of peculiar character. After seeing a good
deal of the world and being many things, he finally
embraced spiritualism, and in common with some of
its most pronounced adherents he thenceforward abandoned
what we should call ‘the common-sense view.’
“A few years ago, by the collation
of the Book of Revelations, a set of Zadkiel’s
Almanacs, and the complete works of Mrs Mary Baker
Eddy, Metrobe discovered that the end of the world
would take place on the tenth of October 1910.
It therefore became a matter of urgent importance
in his mind to ensure pecuniary provision for himself
for the time after the catastrophe had taken place.”
“I don’t understand,”
interrupted Elsie. “Did he expect to survive
it?”
“You cannot understand, Mrs
Bellmark, because it is fundamentally incomprehensible.
We can only accept the fact by the light of cases
which occasionally obtain prominence. Metrobe
did not expect to survive, but he was firmly convinced
that the currency of this world would be equally useful
in the spirit-land into which he expected to pass.
This view was encouraged by a lady medium at whose
feet he sat. She kindly offered to transmit to
his banking account in the Hereafter, without making
any charge whatever, any sum that he cared to put into
her hands for the purpose. Metrobe accepted the
idea but not the offer. His plan was to deposit
a considerable amount in a spot of which he alone had
knowledge, so that he could come and help himself to
it as required.”
“But if the world had come to an end ?”
“Only the material world, you
must understand, Mrs Bellmark. The spirit world,
its exact impalpable counterpart, would continue as
before and Metrobe’s hoard would be spiritually
intact and available. That is the prologue.
“About a month ago there appeared
a certain advertisement in a good many papers.
I noticed it at the time and three days ago I had only
to refer to my files to put my hand on it at once.
It reads:
“’Alexis Metrobe.
Any servant or personal attendant of the late Alexis
Metrobe of Fountain Court, Groat’s Heath, possessing
special knowledge of his habits and movements
may hear of something advantageous on applying
to Binstead & Polegate, 77a Bedford Row, W.C.’
“The solicitors had, in fact,
discovered that five thousand pounds’ worth
of securities had been realized early in 1910.
They readily ascertained that Metrobe had drawn that
amount in gold out of his bank immediately after,
and there the trace ended. He died six months
later. There was no hoard of gold and not a shred
of paper to show where it had gone, yet Metrobe lived
very simply within his income. The house had
meanwhile been demolished but there was no hint or
whisper of any lucky find.
“Two inquirers presented themselves
at 77a Bedford Row. They were informed of the
circumstances and offered a reward, varying according
to the results, for information that would lead to
the recovery of the money. They are both described
as thoughtful, slow-spoken men. Each heard the
story, shook his head, and departed. The first
caller proved to be John Foster, the ex-butler.
On the following day Mr Irons, formerly gardener at
the Court, was the applicant.
“I must now divert your attention
into a side track. In the summer of 1910 Metrobe
published a curious work entitled ’The Flame
beyond the Dome.’ In the main it is an
eschatological treatise, but at the end he tacked
on an epilogue, which he called ‘The Fable of
the Chameleon.’ It is even more curious
than the rest and with reason, for under the guise
of a speculative essay he gives a cryptic account of
the circumstances of the five thousand pounds and,
what is more important, details the exact particulars
of its disposal. His reason for so doing is characteristic
of the man. He was conscious by experience that
he possessed an utterly treacherous memory, and having
had occasion to move the treasure from one spot to
another he feared that when the time came his bemuddled
shade would be unable to locate it. For future
reference, therefore, he embodied the details in his
book, and to make sure that plenty of copies should
be in existence he circulated it by the only means
in his power in other words, he gave a volume
to everyone he knew and to a good many people whom
he didn’t.
“So far I have dealt with actualities.
The final details are partly speculative but they
are essentially correct. Metrobe conveyed his
gold to Fountain Court, obtained a stout oak coffer
for it, and selected a spot west of the fountain.
He chose a favourable occasion for burying it, but
by some mischance Irons came on the scene. Metrobe
explained the incident by declaring that he was burying
a favourite parrot. Irons thought nothing particular
about it then, although he related the fact to the
butler, and to others, in evidence of the general belief
that ‘the old cock was quite barmy.’
But Metrobe himself was much disturbed by the accident.
A few days later he dug up the box. In pursuance
of his new plan he carried his gold to the Bank of
England and changed it into these notes. Then
transferring the venue to one due east of the
fountain, he buried them in this tin, satisfied that
the small space it occupied would baffle the search
of anyone not in possession of the exact location.”
“But, I say!” exclaimed
Mr Bellmark. “Gold might remain gold, but
what imaginable use could be made of bank-notes after
the end of the world?”
“That is a point of view, no
doubt. But Metrobe, in spite of his foreign name,
was a thorough Englishman. The world might come
to an end, but he was satisfied that somehow the Bank
of England would ride through it all right. I
only suggest that. There is much that we can only
guess.”
“That is all there is to know, Mr Carrados?”
“Yes. Everything comes
to an end, Mrs Bellmark. I sent my car away to
call for me at eight. Eight has struck. That
is Harris announcing his arrival.”
He stood up, but embarrassment and
indecision marked the looks and movements of the other
two.
“How can we possibly take all
this money, though?” murmured Elsie, in painful
uncertainty. “It is entirely your undertaking,
Mr Carrados. It is the merest fiction bringing
me into it at all.”
“Perhaps in the circumstances,”
suggested Bellmark nervously “you
remember the circumstances, Elsie? Mr Carrados
would be willing to regard it as a loan
“No, no!” cried Elsie
impulsively. “There must be no half measures.
We know that a thousand pounds would be nothing to
Mr Carrados, and he knows that a thousand pounds are
everything to us.” Her voice reminded the
blind man of the candle-snuffing recital. “We
will take this great gift, Mr Carrados, quite freely,
and we will not spoil the generous satisfaction that
you must have in doing a wonderful and a splendid
service by trying to hedge our obligation.”
“But what can we ever do to
thank Mr Carrados?” faltered Bellmark mundanely.
“Nothing,” said Elsie simply. “That
is it.”
“But I think that Mrs Bellmark
has quite solved that,” interposed Carrados.