“Girls, come down! Quick! I
want to see how you look!”
Prudence stood at the foot of the
stairs, deftly drawing on her black silk gloves, gloves
still good in Prudence’s eyes, though Fairy had
long since discarded them as unfit for service.
There was open anxiety in Prudence’s expression,
and puckers of worry perpendicularly creased her white
forehead.
“Girls!” she called again.
“Come down! Father, you’d better hurry, it’s
nearly train time. Girls, are you deaf!”
Her insistence finally brought response.
A door opened in the hallway above, and Connie started
down the stairs, fully dressed, except that she limped
along in one stocking-foot, her shoe in her hand.
“It’s so silly of you
to get all dressed before you put on your shoes, Connie,”
Prudence reproved her as she came down. “It
wrinkles you up so. But you do look nice.
Wasn’t it dear of the Ladies’ Aid to give
you that dress for your birthday? It’s
so dainty and sweet, and goodness knows
you needed one. They probably noticed that.
Let me fix your bow a little. Do be careful,
dear, and don’t get mussed before we come back.
Aunt Grace will be so much gladder to live with us
if we all look sweet and clean. And you’ll
be good, won’t you, Connie, and Twins,
will you come!”
“They are sewing up the holes
in each other’s stockings,” Connie vouchsafed.
“They’re all dressed.”
The twins, evidently realizing that
Prudence’s patience was near the breaking point,
started down-stairs for approval, a curious procession.
All dressed as Connie had said, and most charming,
but they walked close together, Carol stepping gingerly
on one foot and Lark stooping low, carrying a needle
with great solicitude, the thread reaching
from the needle to a small hole on Carol’s instep.
“What on earth are you doing?”
“I’m sewing up the holes
in Carol’s stocking,” Lark explained.
“If you had waited a minute I would have finished Hold
still, Carol, don’t walk so jerky
or you’ll break the thread. There were five
holes in her left stocking, Prudence, and I’m
Prudence frowned disapprovingly.
“It’s a very bad habit to sew up holes
in your stockings when you are wearing them. If
you had darned them all yesterday as I told you, you’d
have had plenty of Mercy, Lark, you have
too much powder on!”
“I know it, Carol
did it. She said she wanted me to be of an intellectual
pallor.” Lark mopped her face with one hand.
“You’d better not mention
to papa that we powdered to-day,” Carol suggested.
“He’s upset. It’s very hard
for a man to be reasonable when he’s upset,
you know.”
“You look nice, twins.”
Prudence advanced a step, her eyes on Carol’s
hair, sniffing suspiciously. “Carol, did
you curl your hair?”
Carol blushed. “Well, just
a little,” she confessed. “I thought
Aunt Grace would appreciate me more with a crown of
frizzy ringlets.”
“You’ll spoil your hair
if you don’t leave it alone, and it will serve
you right, too. It’s very pretty as it is
naturally, plenty curly enough and Oh,
Fairy, I know Aunt Grace will love you,” she
cried ecstatically. “You look like a dream,
you
“Yes, a nightmare,”
said Carol snippily. “If I saw Fairy coming
at me on a dark night I’d
“Papa, we’ll miss the
train!” Then as he came slowly down the stairs,
she said to her sisters again, anxiously: “Oh,
girls, do keep nice and clean, won’t you?
And be very sweet to Aunt Grace! It’s so awfully
good of her to come and take
care of us, ” Prudence’s voice
broke a little. The admission of another to the
parsonage mothering hurt her.
Mr. Starr stopped on the bottom step,
and with one foot as a pivot, slowly revolved for
his daughters’ inspection.
“How do I look?” he demanded.
“Do you think this suit will convince Grace
that I am worth taking care of? Do I look twenty-five
dollars better than I did yesterday?”
The girls gazed at him with most adoring
and exclamatory approval.
“Father! You look perfectly
grand! Isn’t it beautiful? Of
course, you looked nicer than anybody else even in
the old suit, but it well, it
was
“Perfectly disgracefully shabby,”
put in Fairy quickly. “Entirely unworthy
a minister of your er lovely
family!”
“I hope none of you have let
it out among the members how long I wore that old
suit. I don’t believe I could face my congregation
on Sundays if I thought they were mentally calculating
the wearing value of my various garments. We’ll
have to go, Prudence. You all look very
fine a credit to the parsonage and
I am sure Aunt Grace will think us well worth living
with.”
“And don’t muss the house
up,” begged Prudence, as her father opened the
door and pushed her gently out on the step.
The four sisters left behind looked
at one another solemnly. It was a serious business, most
serious. Connie gravely put on her shoe, and
buttoned it. Lark sewed up the last hole in Carol’s
stocking, Carol balancing herself on one
foot with nice precision for the purpose. Then,
all ready, they looked at one another again, even
more solemnly.
“Well,” said Fairy, “let’s
go in and wait.”
Silently the others followed her in,
and they all sat about, irreproachably, on the well-dusted
chairs, their hands folded Methodistically in their
smooth and spotless laps.
The silence, and the solemnity, were very oppressive.
“We look all right,” said Carol belligerently.
No one answered.
“I’m sure Aunt Grace is
as sweet as anybody could be,” she added presently.
Dreary silence!
“Don’t we love her better than anybody
on earth, except ourselves?”
Then, when the silence continued,
her courage waned. “Oh, girls,” she
whimpered, “isn’t it awful? It’s
the beginning of the end of everything. Outsiders
have to come in now to take care of us, and Prudence’ll
get married, and then Fairy will, and maybe us twins, I
mean, we twins. And then there’ll only
be father and Connie left, and Miss Greet, or some
one, will get ahead of father after all, and
Connie’ll have to live with a step-mother, and it’ll
never seem like home any more, and
Connie burst into loud and mournful wails.
“You’re very silly, Carol,”
Fairy said sternly. “Very silly, indeed.
I don’t see much chance of any of us getting
married very soon. And Prudence will be here
nearly a year yet. And Aunt Grace is
as sweet and dear a woman as ever lived mother’s
own sister and she loves us dearly and
“Yes,” agreed Lark, “but
it’s not like having Prudence at the head of
things.”
“Prudence will be at the head
of things for nearly a year, and I think
we’re mighty lucky to get Aunt Grace. It’s
not many women would be willing to leave a fine stylish
home, with a hundred dollars to spend on just herself,
and with a maid to wait on her, and come to an ugly
old house like this to take care of a preacher and
a riotous family like ours. It’s very generous
of Aunt Grace very.”
“Yes, it is,” admitted
Lark. “And as long as she was our aunt with
her fine home, and her hundred dollars a month, and
her maid, I loved her dearly. But I
don’t want anybody coming in to manage us.
We can manage ourselves. We
“We need a chaperon,”
put in Fairy deftly. “She isn’t going
to do the housework, or the managing, or anything.
She’s just our chaperon. It isn’t
proper for us to live without one, you know. We’re
too young. It isn’t conventional.”
“And for goodness’ sake,
Connie,” said Carol, “remember and call
her our chaperon, and don’t talk about a housekeeper.
There’s some style to a chaperon.”
“Yes, indeed,” said Fairy
cheerfully. “And she wears such pretty
clothes, and has such pretty manners that she will
be a distinct acquisition to the parsonage. We
can put on lots more style, of course. And then
it was awfully nice of her to send so much of her good
furniture, the piano, for instance, to take
the place of that old tin pan of ours.”
Carol smiled a little. “If
she had written, ’Dear John: I can’t
by any means live in a house with furniture like that
of yours, so you’ll have to let me bring some
of my own,’ wouldn’t we have
been furious? That was what she meant all right,
but she put it very neatly.”
“Yes. ‘I love some
of my things so dearly,’” Lark quoted promptly,
“’and have lived with them so long that
I am too selfish to part with them. May I bring
a few pieces along?’ Yes, it was pretty cute
of her.”
“And do remember, girls, that
you mustn’t ask her to darn your stockings,
and wash your handkerchiefs, and do your tasks about
the house. It would be disgraceful. And
be careful not to hint for things you want, for, of
course, Aunt Grace will trot off and buy them for you
and papa will not like it. You twins’ll
have to be very careful to quit dreaming about silk
stockings, for instance.” There was a tinge
of sarcasm in Fairy’s voice as she said this.
“Fairy, we did dream about silk
stockings you don’t need to believe
it if you don’t want to. But we did dream
about them just the same!” Carol sighed.
“I think I could be more reconciled to Aunt Grace
if I thought she’d give me a pair of silk stockings.
You know, Fairy, sometimes lately I almost don’t
like Aunt Grace any more.”
“That’s very foolish and
very wicked,” declared Fairy. “I love
her dearly. I’m so glad she’s come
to live with us.”
“Are you?” asked Connie
innocently. “Then why did you go up in the
attic and cry all morning when Prudence was fixing
the room for her?”
Fairy blushed, and caught her under
lip between her teeth for a minute. And then,
in a changed voice she said, “I I
do love her, and I am glad but
I keep thinking ahead to when Prudence gets married,
and and oh, girls, Prudence was
all settled in the parsonage when I was born, and
she’s been here ever since, and when
she is gone it it won’t be any home
to me at all!”
Her voice rose on the last words in
a way most pitifully suggestive of tears.
For a moment there was a stricken silence.
“Oh, pooh!” Carol said
at last, bravely. “You wouldn’t want
Prue to stick around and be an old maid, would you?
I think she’s mighty lucky to get a fellow as
nice as Jerry Harmer myself. I’ll bet you
don’t make out half as well, Fairy. I think
she’d be awfully silly not to gobble him right
up while she has a chance. For my own part, I
don’t believe in old maids. I think it
is a religious duty for folks to get married, and and you
know what I mean, race suicide, you know.”
She nodded her head sagely, winking one eye in a most
intelligent fashion.
“And Aunt Grace is so quiet
she’ll not be any bother at all,” added
Lark. “Don’t you remember how she
always sits around and smiles at us, and never says
anything. She won’t scold a bit. Maybe
Carol and I will get a chance to spend some of our
spending money when she takes charge. Prudence
confiscates it all for punishment. I think it’s
going to be lots of fun having Aunt Grace with us.”
“I’m going to take my
dime and buy her something,” Connie announced
suddenly.
The twins whirled on her sharply.
“Your dime!” echoed Carol.
“I didn’t know you had a dime,”
said Lark.
Connie flushed a little. “Yes, Oh,
yes, ” she said, “I’ve
got a dime. I I hid it. I’ve
got a dime all right.”
“It’s nearly time,”
said Fairy restlessly. “Number Nine has
been on time for two mornings now, so she’ll
probably be here in time for dinner. It’s
only ten o’clock now.”
“You mean luncheon,” suggested Carol.
“Yes, luncheon, to be sure, fair sister.”
“Where’d you get that dime, Connie?”
“Oh, I’ve had it some time,” Connie
admitted reluctantly.
“When I asked you to lend me a dime you said
“You asked me if I had a dime
I could lend you and I said, No, and I didn’t,
for I didn’t have this dime to lend.”
“But where have you had it?”
inquired Lark. “I thought you acted suspicious
some way, so I went around and looked for myself.”
“Where did you look?”
The twins laughed gleefully.
“Oh, on top of the windows and doors,”
said Carol.
“How did you know ” began Connie.
“You aren’t slick enough
for us, Connie. We knew you had some funny place
to hide your money, so I gave you that penny and then
I went up-stairs very noisily so you could hear me,
and Lark sneaked around and watched, and saw where
you put it. We’ve been able to keep pretty
good track of your finances lately.”
The twins laughed again.
“But I looked on the top ledge
of all the windows and doors just yesterday,”
admitted Lark, “and there was nothing there.
Did you put that dime in the bank?”
“Oh, never mind,” said
Connie. “I don’t need to tell you.
You twins are too slick for me, you know.”
The twins looked slightly fussed,
especially when Fairy laughed with a merry, “Good
for you, Connie.”
Carol rose and looked at herself in
the glass. “I’m going up-stairs,”
she said.
“What for?” inquired Lark, rising also.
“I need a little more powder. My nose is
shiny.”
So the twins went up-stairs, and Fairy,
after calling out to them to be very careful and not
get disheveled, went out into the yard and wandered
dolefully about by herself.
Connie meantime decided to get her
well-hidden dime and figure out what ten cents could
buy for her fastidious and wealthy aunt. Connie
was in many ways unique. Her system of money-hiding
was born of nothing less than genius, prompted by
necessity, for the twins were clever as well as grasping.
She did not know they had discovered her plan of banking
on the top ledge of the windows and doors, but having
dealt with them long and bitterly, she knew that in
money matters she must give them the benefit of all
her ingenuity. For the last and precious dime,
she had discovered a brand-new hiding-place.
The cook stove sat in the darkest
and most remote corner of the kitchen, and where the
chimney fitted into the wall, it was protected by a
small zinc plate. This zinc plate protruded barely
an inch, but that inch was quite sufficient for coins
the size of Connie’s, and there, high and secure
in the shadowy corner, lay Connie’s dime.
Now that she had decided to spend it, she wanted it
before her eyes, for ten cents in sight
buys much more than ten cents in memory. She went
into the kitchen cautiously, careful of her white
canvas shoes, and put a chair beside the stove.
She had discovered that the dishpan turned upside down
on the chair, gave her sufficient height to reach
her novel banking place. The preparation was
soon accomplished, and neatly, for Connie was an orderly
child, and loved cleanliness even on occasions less
demanding than this.
But alas for Connie’s calculations! Carol
was born for higher things than dish washing, and
she had splashed soap-suds on the table. The pan
had been set among them and then, neatly
wiped on the inside, it had been hung up behind the
table, with the suds on the bottom.
And it was upon this same dishpan that Connie climbed
so carefully in search of her darling dime.
The result was certain. As she
slowly and breathlessly raised herself on tiptoe,
steadying herself with the tips of her fingers lightly
touching the stove-pipe, her foot moved treacherously
into the soapy area, and slipped. Connie screamed,
caught desperately at the pipe, and fell to the floor
in a sickening jumble of stove-pipe, dishpan and soot
beyond her wildest fancies! Her cries brought
her sisters flying, and the sight of the blackened
kitchen, and the unfortunate child in the midst of
disaster, banished from their minds all memory of the
coming chaperon, of Prudence’s warning words: Connie
was in trouble. With sisterly affection they
rescued her, and did not hear the ringing of the bell.
They brushed her, they shook her, they kissed her,
they all but wept over her. And when Prudence
and her father, with Aunt Grace in tow, despaired
of gaining entrance at the hands of the girls, came
in unannounced, it was a sorry scene that greeted
them. Fairy and the twins were only less sooty
than Connie and the kitchen. The stove-pipe lay
about them with that insufferable insolence known only
to fallen stove-pipe. And Connie wept loudly,
her tears making hideous trails upon her blackened
face.
“I might have known it,”
Prudence thought, with sorrow. But her motherly
pride vanished before her motherly solicitude, and
Connie was soon quieted by her tender ministrations.
“We love you, Aunt Grace,”
cried Carol earnestly, “but we can’t kiss
you.”
Mr. Starr anxiously scanned the surface
of the kitchen table with an eye to future spots on
the new suit, and then sat down on the edge of it
and laughed as only a man of young heart and old experience
can laugh!
“Disgraced again,” he
said. “Prudence said we made a mistake in
not taking you all to the station where we could watch
you every minute. Grace, think well before you
take the plunge. Do you dare cast in your fortunes
with a parsonage bunch that revels in misfortune?
Can you take the responsibility of rearing a family
that knows trouble only? This is your last chance.
Weigh well your words.”
The twins squirmed uncomfortably.
True, she was their aunt, and knew many things about
them. But they did think it was almost bad form
for their father to emphasize their failings in the
presence of any one outside the family.
Fairy pursed up her lips, puffing
vainly at the soot that had settled upon her face.
Then she laughed. “Very true, Aunt Grace,”
she said. “We admit that we’re a
luckless family. But we’re expecting, with
you to help us, to do much better. You see, we’ve
never had half a chance so far, with only father behind
us.”
The twins revived at this, and joined
in the laughter their father led against himself.
Later in the day Prudence drew her
aunt to one side and asked softly, “Was it much
of a shock to you, Aunt Grace? The family drowned
in soot to welcome you? I’m sure you expected
to find everything trim and fresh and orderly.
Was it a bitter disappointment?”
Aunt Grace smiled brightly. “Why,
no, Prudence,” she said in her slow even voice.
“I really expected something to be wrong!
I’d have been disappointed if everything had
gone just right!”