After all, the advent of a chaperon
made surprisingly little difference in the life of
the parsonage family, but what change there was, was
all to the good. Their aunt assumed no active
directorate over household matters. She just
slipped in, happily, unobtrusively, helpfully.
She was a gentle woman, smiling much, saying little.
Indeed, her untalkativeness soon became a matter of
great merriment among the lively girls.
“A splendid deaf and dumb person
was lost to the world in you, Aunt Grace,” Carol
assured her warmly. “I never saw a woman
who could say so much in smiles, and be so expressive
without words.”
Fairy said, “She carries on
a prolonged discussion, and argues and orates, without
saying a word.”
The members of the Ladies’ Aid,
who hastened to call, said, “She is perfectly
charming such a fine conversationalist!”
She was always attractively dressed,
always self-possessed, always friendly, always good-natured,
and the girls found her presence only pleasing.
She relieved Prudence, admired Fairy, laughed at the
twins, adored Connie. Between her and Mr. Starr
there was a frank camaraderie, charming, but seldom
found between brothers- and sisters-in-law.
“Of course, Aunt Grace,”
Prudence told her sweetly, “we aren’t going
to be selfish with you. We don’t expect
you to bury yourself in the parsonage. Whenever
you want to trip away for a while, you must feel free
to go. We don’t intend to monopolize you,
however much we want to do so. Whenever you want
to go, you must go.”
“I shan’t want to go,” said Aunt
Grace quickly.
“Not right away, of course,”
Prudence agreed. “But you’ll find
our liveliness tiring. Whenever you do want to
go
“I don’t think I shall
want to go at all,” she answered. “I
like it here. I I like liveliness.”
Then Prudence kissed her gratefully.
For several weeks after her initiation
in the parsonage, life rolled along sweetly and serenely.
There were only the minor, unavoidable mishaps and
disciplinary measures common to the life of any family.
Of course, there were frequent, stirring verbal skirmishes
between Fairy and the twins, and between the twins
and Connie. But these did not disturb their aunt.
She leaned back in her chair, or among the cushions,
listening gravely, but with eyes that always smiled.
Then came a curious lull.
For ten entire and successive days
the twins had lived blameless lives. Their voices
rang out gladly and sweetly. They treated Connie
with a sisterly tenderness and gentleness quite out
of accord with their usual drastic discipline.
They obeyed the word of Prudence with a cheerful readiness
that was startlingly cherubimic. The most distasteful
of orders called forth nothing stronger than a bright,
“Yes, Prudence.” They no longer developed
dangerous symptoms of physical disablement at times
of unpleasant duties. Their devotion to the cause
of health was beautiful. Not an ache disturbed
them. Not a pain suggested a substitute.
Prudence watched them with painful
solicitude. Her years of mothering had given
her an almost supernatural intuition as to causes,
and effects.
On Wednesday morning, Mr. Starr bade
his family good-by and set out on a tour of Epworth
League conventions. He was to be away from home
until the end of the following week. A prospective
Presbyterian theologian had been selected from the
college to fill his pulpit on the Sabbath, and the
girls, with their aunt, faced an unusually long period
of running the parsonage to suit themselves.
At ten o’clock the train carried
their father off in the direction of Burlington, and
at eleven o’clock the twins returned to the parsonage.
They had given him a daughterly send-off at the station,
and then gone to the library for books. Prudence,
Fairy and Aunt Grace sat sewing on the side porch
as they cut across the parsonage lawn, their feet
crinkling pleasantly through the drift of autumn leaves
the wind had piled beneath the trees.
“We’re out of potatoes,
twins,” said Prudence, as they drew near.
“You’ll have to dig some before dinner.”
For one instant their complacent features
clouded. Prudence looked up expectantly, sure
of a break in their serene placidity.
One doubtful second, then
“Certainly, Prudence,” said Carol brightly.
And Lark added genially, “We’d
better fill the box, I guess so we’ll
have enough for the rest of the week.”
And singing a light but unharmonic
snatch of song, the twins went in search of basket
and hoe.
The twins were not musical. They
only sang from principle, to emphasize their light-heartedness
when it needed special impressing.
Prudence’s brows knitted in
anxious frowns, and she sighed a few times.
“What is the matter, Prue?
You look like a rainy Christmas,” said Fairy.
“It’s the twins,” was the mournful
answer.
“The twins!” ejaculated Fairy. “Why,
they’ve acted like angels lately.”
Even Aunt Grace lifted mildly inquiring eyebrows.
“That’s it! That’s
just it. When the twins act like angels I get
uneasy right away. The better they act, the more
suspicious I feel.”
“What have they been doing?”
“Nothing! Not a thing!
That’s why I’m worried. It must be
something terrible!”
Fairy laughed and returned to her
embroidery. Aunt Grace smiled and began plying
her needles once more. But Prudence still looked
troubled, and sighed often.
There was no apparent ground for her
alarm. The twins came back with the potatoes,
peeled some for luncheon, and set the table, their
faces still bright and smiling. Prudence’s
eyes, often fastened upon their angelic countenances,
grew more and more troubled.
In the afternoon, they joined the
little circle on the porch, but not to sew. They
took a book, and lay down on a rug with the book before
them, reading together. Evidently they were all
absorbed. An hour passed, two hours, three.
At times Carol pointed to a line, and said in a low
voice, “That’s good, isn’t it?”
And Lark would answer, “Dandy! Have
you read this?”
Prudence, in spite of her devotion
to the embroidering of large S’s on assorted
pieces of linen, never forgot the twins for a moment.
“What are you reading?”
she asked at last aimlessly, her only desire to be
reassured by the sound of their voices.
There was an almost imperceptible
pause. Then Carol answered, her chin
was in her palms which may have accounted for the mumbling
of the words.
“Scianceanelth.”
“What?”
Another pause, a little more perceptible
this time. “Science and Health,”
Carol said at last, quite distinctly.
“Science and Health,”
Prudence repeated, in a puzzled tone. “Is
it a doctor book?”
“Why something of the sort, yes,”
said Carol dubiously.
“Science and Health?
Science and Health,” mused Fairy.
“You don’t mean that Christian Science
book, do you? You know what I mean, Prudence Mary Baker Eddys book Science and Health, that’s
the name of it. That’s not what you twins
are devouring so ravenously, is it?”
Carol answered with manifest reluctance,
glancing nervously at Prudence, “Y-yes, that’s
what it is.”
Ominous silence greeted this admission.
A slow red flush mantled the twins’ cheeks.
Aunt Grace’s eyes twinkled a little, although
her face was grave. Fairy looked surprised.
Prudence looked dumfounded. When she spoke, her
words gave no sign of the cataclysmic struggle through
which she had passed.
“What are you reading that for?”
“Why it’s very
interesting,” explained Lark, coming to Carol’s
rescue. Carol was very good at meeting investigation,
but when it came to prolonged explanation, Lark stood
preeminent. “Of course, we don’t
believe it yet. But there are some
good things in it. Part of it is very beautiful.
We don’t just understand it, it’s
very deep. But some of the ideas are very fine,
and er uplifting, you know.”
Prudence looked most miserable.
“But twins, do you think minister’s
daughters ought to read things like that?”
“Why, Prudence, I think minister’s
daughters ought to be well-informed on every subject,”
declared Lark conscientiously. “How can
we be an influence if we don’t know anything
about things? And I tell you what it is,
Prue, I don’t think it’s right for all
of us church people to stand back and knock Christian
Science when we don’t know anything about it.
It’s narrow-minded, that’s what it is.
It’s downright un-Christian. When you get
into the book you will find it just full of fine inspiring
thoughts something like the Bible, only er and
very good, you know.”
Prudence looked at Fairy and her aunt
in helpless dismay. This was something entirely
new in her experience of rearing a family.
“I I don’t
think you ought to read it,” she said slowly.
“But at the same time
“Of course, if you command us
not to read it, we won’t,” said Carol
generously.
“Yes. We’ve already
learned quite a lot about it,” amended Lark,
with something of warning in her tone.
“What do you think about it, Aunt Grace?”
“Why, I don’t
know, Prudence. You know more about rearing twins
than I do.”
Prudence at that moment felt that
she knew very little about it, indeed. She turned
to Fairy. There was a strange intentness in Fairy’s
fine eyes as she studied the twins on the floor at
her feet.
“You aren’t thinking of
turning Christian Scientists, yourselves, are you?”
asked Prudence rather humbly.
“Oh, of course, we aren’t
Scientists, Prudence,” was the quick denial.
“We don’t know anything about it yet, really.
But there are lots of very helpful things in it, and people
talk about it so much, and they have made
such wonderful cures, you know, and we’d
thought we’d just study up a little.”
“You take the book and read
it yourself, Prue,” urged Carol hospitably.
“You’ll see what we mean.”
Prudence drew back quickly as though
the book would sear her fingers. She looked very
forlorn. She realized that it would be bad policy
to forbid the twins to read it. On the other
hand, she realized equally strongly that it was certainly
unwise to allow its doctrines to take root in the
minds of parsonage daughters. If only her father
were at home, ten days between herself
and the lifting of responsibility!
“When father comes home ”
she began. And then suddenly Fairy spoke.
“I think the twins are right,”
she said emphatically, and the twins looked at her
with a surprised anxiety that mated Prudence’s
own. “It would be very narrow-minded of
us to refuse to look into a subject as important as
this. Let them go on and study it; we can decide
things later.”
Prudence looked very doubtful, but
a warning movement of Fairy’s left eyelash the
side removed from the twins comforted her.
“Well ” she said.
“Of course, Prudence, we know
it would nearly break father’s heart for us
to go back on our own church, but don’t
you think if folks become truly convinced that Christian
Science is the true and good religion, they ought
to stand by it and suffer, just like the
martyrs of old?” suggested Lark, and
the suggestion brought the doubt-clouds thick about
Prudence’s head once more.
“We may not be convinced, of
course,” added Carol, “but there is something
rather assuring about it.”
“Oh, twins,” Prudence
cried earnestly, but stopped as she caught again the
slight suggestive movement of Fairy’s left eyelash.
“Well, let it go for this afternoon,”
she said, her eyes intent on Fairy’s face.
“I must think it over.”
The twins, with apparent relish, returned
to their perusal of the book.
Fairy rose almost immediately and
went into the house, coming back a moment later with
her hat and gloves.
“I’m going for a stroll,
Prue,” she said. “I’ll be back
in time for supper.”
Prudence gazed yearningly after her
departing back. She felt a great need of help
in this crisis, and Fairy’s nonchalance was sometimes
very soothing. Aunt Grace was a darling, of course,
but she had long ago disclaimed all responsibility
for the rearing of the twins.
It was two hours later when Fairy
came back. Prudence was alone on the porch.
“Where are the twins?” asked Fairy softly.
“Up-stairs,” was the whispered reply.
“Well?”
Then Fairy spoke more loudly, confident
that the twins, in their up-stairs room, could hear
every word she said. “Come up-stairs, Prue.
I want to talk this over with you alone.”
And then she whispered, “Now, you just take
your cue from me, and do as I say. The little
sinners! We’ll teach them to be so funny!”
In their own room she carefully closed
the door and smiled, as she noted a creaking of the
closet door on the twins’ side of the wall.
Eavesdropping was not included among the cardinal sins
in the twins’ private decalogue, when the conversation
concerned themselves.
“Now, Prudence,” Fairy
began, speaking with an appearance of softness, though
she took great pains to turn her face toward the twins’
room, and enunciated very clearly indeed. “I
know this will hurt you, as it does me, but we’ve
got to face it fairly. If the twins are convinced
that Christian Science is the right kind of religion,
we can’t stand in their way. It might turn
them from all religion and make them infidels or atheists,
or something worse. Any religion is better than
none. I’ve been reading up a little myself
this afternoon, and there are some good points in
Christian Science. Of course, for our sakes and
father’s, the twins will be generous and deny
that they are Scientists. But at heart, they
are. I saw it this afternoon. And you and
I, Prudence, must stand together and back them up.
They’ll have to leave the Methodist church.
It may break our hearts, and father’s, too, but
we can’t wrong our little sisters just for our
personal pride and pleasure in them. I think
we’ll have them go before the official board
next Sunday while father is gone then he
will be spared the pain of it. I’ll speak
to Mr. Lauren about it to-morrow. We must make
it as easy for them as we can. They’ll
probably dismiss them I don’t suppose
they’ll give them letters. But it must
be all over before papa comes back.”
Then she hissed in Prudence’s ear, “Now
cry.”
Prudence obediently began sniffing
and gulping, and Fairy rushed to her and threw her
arms about her, sobbing in heart-broken accents, “There,
there, Prue, I know I felt just the same
about it. But we can’t stand between the
twins and what they think is right. We daren’t
have that on our consciences.”
The two wept together, encouraged
by the death-like stillness in the closet on the other
side of the wall.
Then Fairy said, more calmly, though
still sobbing occasionally, “For our sakes,
they’ll try to deny it. But we can’t
let the little darlings sacrifice themselves.
They’ve got to have a chance to try their new
belief. We’ll just be firm and insist that
they stand on their rights. We won’t mention
it to them for a day or two we’ll
fix it up with the official board first. And
we must surely get it over by Sunday. Poor old
father and how he loves ”
Fairy indulged in a clever and especially artistic
bit of weeping. Then she regained control of her
feelings by an audible effort. “But it
has its good points, Prue. Haven’t you noticed
how sweet and sunny and dear the twins have been lately?
It was Science and Health working in them. Oh,
Prudence dear, don’t cry so.”
Prudence caught her cue again and
began weeping afresh. They soothed and caressed
and comforted each other for a while, and then went
down-stairs to finish getting supper.
In the meantime, the shocked and horrified
twins in the closet of their own room, were clutching
each other with passionate intensity. Little
nervous chills set them aquiver, their hands were cold,
their faces throbbing hot. When their sisters
had gone down-stairs, they stared at each other in
agony.
“They they wo-won’t
p-p-put us out of the ch-ch-church,”
gasped Carol.
“They will,” stammered
Lark. “You know what Prudence is! She’d
put the whole church out if she thought it would do
us any good.”
“Pa-p-pa’ll papa’ll ”
began Carol, her teeth chattering.
“They’ll do it before
he gets back.” Then with sudden reproach
she cried, “Oh, Carol, I told you it was wicked
to joke about religion.”
This unexpected reproach on the part
of her twin brought Carol back to earth. “Christian
Science isn’t religion,” she declared.
“It’s not even good sense, as far’s
I can make out. I didn’t read a word of
it, did you? I I just thought
it would be such a good joke on Prudence with
father out of town.”
The good joke was anything but funny now.
“They can’t make us be
Scientists if we don’t want to,” protested
Lark. “They can’t. Why, I wouldn’t
be anything but a Methodist for anything on earth.
I’d die first.”
“You can’t die if you’re
a Scientist anyhow, you oughtn’t to.
Millie Mains told me
“It’s a punishment on
us for even looking at the book good Methodists
like we are. I’ll burn it. That’s
what I’ll do.”
“You’ll have to pay for
it at the library if you do,” cautioned frugal
Carol.
“Well, we’ll just go and
tell Prudence it was a joke, Prudence is
always reasonable. She won’t
“She’ll punish us, and it’ll
be such a joke on us, Larkie. Even Connie’ll
laugh.”
They squirmed together, wretchedly, at that.
“We’ll tell them we have decided it is
false.”
“They said we’d probably do that for their
sakes.”
“It it was a good
joke while it lasted,” said Carol, with a very
faint shadow of a smile. “Don’t you
remember how Prudence gasped? She kept her mouth
open for five minutes!”
“It’s still a joke,” added Lark
gloomily, “but it’s on us.”
“They can’t put us out of the church!”
“I don’t know. You
know we Methodists are pretty set! Like as not
they’ll say we’d be a bad influence among
the members.”
“Twins!”
The call outside their door sounded
like the trump of doom to the conscience-smitten twins,
and they clutched each other, startled, crying out.
Then, sheepishly, they stepped out of the closet to
find Fairy regarding them quizzically from the doorway.
She repressed a smile with difficulty, as she said
quietly:
“I was just talking to Mrs.
Mains over the phone. She’s going to a
Christian Science lecture to-night, and she said she
wished I wasn’t a minister’s daughter
and she’d ask me to go along. I told her
I didn’t care to, but said you twins would enjoy
it. She’ll be here in the car for you at
seven forty-five.”
“I won’t go,” cried
Carol. “I won’t go near their old
church.”
“You won’t go.”
Fairy was astonished. “Why I
told her you would be glad to go.”
“I won’t,” repeated
Carol, with nervous passion. “I will not.
You can’t make me.”
Lark shook her head in corroborative denial.
“Well, that’s queer.” Fairy
frowned, then she smiled.
Suddenly, to the tempest-tossed and
troubled twins, the tall splendid Fairy seemed a haven
of refuge. Her eyes were very kind. Her smile
was sweet. And with a cry of relief, and shame,
and fear, the twins plunged upon her and told their
little tale.
“You punish us this time, Fairy,”
begged Carol. “We we don’t
want the rest of the family to know. We’ll
take any kind of punishment, but keep it dark, won’t
you? Prudence will soon forget, she’s so
awfully full of Jerry these days.”
“I’ll talk it over with
Prudence,” said Fairy. “But I
think we’ll have to tell the family.”
Lark moved her feet restlessly.
“Well, you needn’t tell Connie,”
she said. “Having the laugh come back on
us is the very meanest kind of a punishment.”
Fairy looked at them a moment, wondering
if, indeed, their punishment had been sufficient.
“Well, little twins,”
she said, “I guess I will take charge of this
myself. Here is your punishment.” She
stood up again, and looked down at them with sparkling
eyes as they gazed at her expectantly.
“We caught on that it was a
joke. We knew you were listening in the closet.
And Prudence and I acted our little parts to give you
one good scare. Who’s the laugh on now?
Are we square? Supper’s ready.”
And Fairy ran down-stairs, laughing, followed by two
entirely abashed and humbled twins.