Connie was past fifteen when she announced
gravely one day, “I’ve changed my mind.
I’m going to be an author.”
“An author,” scoffed Carol.
“You! I thought you were going to get married
and have eleven children.” Even with the
dignity of nineteen years, the nimble wits of Carol
and Lark still struggled with the irreproachable gravity
of Connie.
“I was,” was the cool
retort. “I thought you were going to be
a Red Cross nurse and go to war.”
Carol blushed a little. “I
was,” she assented, “but there isn’t
any war.”
“Well,” even in triumph,
Connie was imperturbable, “there isn’t
any father for my eleven children either.”
The twins had to admit that this was
an obstacle, and they yielded gracefully.
“But an author, Connie,”
said Lark. “It’s very hard. I
gave it up long ago.”
“I know you did. But I don’t give
up very easily.”
“You gave up your eleven children.”
“Oh, I’ve plenty of time
for them yet, when I find a father for them.
Yes, I’m going to be an author.”
“Can you write?”
“Of course I can write.”
“Well, you have conceit enough
to be anything,” said Carol frankly. “Maybe
you’ll make it go, after all. I should like
to have an author in the family and since Lark’s
lost interest, I suppose it will have to be you.
I couldn’t think of risking my complexion at
such a precarious livelihood. But if you get
stuck, I’ll be glad to help you out a little.
I really have an imagination myself, though perhaps
you wouldn’t think it.”
“What makes you think you can
write, Con?” inquired Lark, with genuine interest.
“I have already done it.”
“Was it any good?”
“It was fine.”
Carol and Lark smiled at each other.
“Yes,” said Carol, “she
has the long-haired instinct. I see it now.
They always say it is fine. Was it a masterpiece,
Connie?” And when Connie hesitated, she urged,
“Come on, confess it. Then we shall be convinced
that you have found your field. They are always
masterpieces. Was yours?”
“Well, considering my youth
and inexperience, it was,” Connie admitted,
her eyes sparkling appreciatively. Carol’s
wit was no longer lost upon her, at any rate.
“Bring it out. Let’s
see it. I’ve never met a masterpiece yet, except
a dead one,” said Lark.
“No no,” Connie
backed up quickly. “You can’t see
it, and don’t ask any more about
it. Has father gone out?”
The twins stared at her again.
“What’s the matter with you?”
“Nothing, but it’s my
story and you can’t see it. That settles
it. Was there any mail to-day?”
Afterward the twins talked it over together.
“What made her back down like
that?” Carol wondered. “Just when
we had her going.”
“Why, didn’t you catch
on to that? She has sent it off to a magazine,
of course, and she doesn’t want us to know about
it. I saw through it right away.”
Carol looked at her twin with new
interest. “Did you ever send ’em off?”
Lark flushed a little. “Yes,
I did, and always got ’em back, too worse
luck. That’s why I gave it up.”
“What did you do with them when they came back?”
“Burned them. They always
burn them. Connie’ll get hers back, and
she’ll burn it, too,” was the laconic
answer.
“An author,” mused Carol.
“Do you think she’ll ever make it?”
“Well, honestly, I shouldn’t
be surprised if she did. Connie’s smart,
and she never gives up. Then she has a way of
saying things that well, it takes.
I really believe she’ll make it, if she doesn’t
get off on suffrage or some other queer thing before
she gets to it.”
“I’ll have to keep an eye on her,”
said Carol.
“You wait until she can’t
eat a meal, and then you’ll know she’s
got it back. Many’s the time Prudence made
me take medicine, just because I got a story back.
Prudence thought it was tummy-ache. The symptoms
are a good bit the same.”
So Carol watched, and sure enough,
there came a day when the bright light of hope in
Connie’s eyes gave way to the sober sadness of
certainty. Her light had failed. And she
couldn’t eat her dinner.
Lark kicked Carol’s foot under
the table, and the two exchanged amused glances.
“Connie’s not well,”
said Lark with a worried air. “She isn’t
eating a thing. You’d better give her a
dose of that tonic, Aunt Grace. Prudence says
the first sign of decay is the time for a tonic.
Give her a dose.”
Lark solemnly rose and fetched the
bottle. Aunt Grace looked at Connie inquiringly.
Connie’s face was certainly pale, and her eyes
were weary. And she was not eating her dinner.
“I’m not sick,”
the crushed young author protested. “I’m
just not hungry. You trot that bottle back to
the cupboard, Lark, and don’t get gay.”
“You can see for yourself,”
insisted Lark. “Look at her. Isn’t
she sick? Many’s the long illness Prudence
staved off for me by a dose of this magic tonic.
You’d better make her take it, father. You
can see she’s sick.” The lust of
a sweeping family revenge showed in Lark’s clear
eyes.
“You’d better take a little,
Connie,” her father decided. “You
don’t look very well to-day.”
“But, father,” pleaded Connie.
“A dose in time saves a doctor
bill,” quoted Carol sententiously. “Prudence
says so.”
And the aspiring young genius was
obliged to swallow the bitter dose. Then, with
the air of one who has rendered a boon to mankind,
Lark returned to her chair.
After the meal was over, Carol shadowed
Connie closely. Sure enough, she headed straight
for her own room, and Carol, close outside, heard a
crumpling of paper. She opened the door quickly
and went in. Connie turned, startled, a guilty
red staining her pale face. Carol sat down sociably
on the side of the bed, politely ignoring Connie’s
feeble attempt to keep the crumpled manuscript from
her sight. She engaged her sister in a broad-minded
and sweeping conversation, adroitly leading it up
to the subject of literature. But Connie would
not be inveigled into a confession. Then Carol
took a wide leap.
“Did you get the story back?”
Connie gazed at her with an awe that
was almost superstitious. Then, in relief at
having the confidence forced from her, tears brightened
her eyes, but being Connie, she winked them stubbornly
back.
“I sure did,” she said.
“Hard luck,” said Carol, in a matter-of-fact
voice. “Let’s see it.”
Connie hesitated, but finally passed it over.
“I’ll take it to my own
room and read it if you don’t mind. What
are you going to do with it now?”
“Burn it.”
“Let me have it, won’t you? I’ll
hide it and keep it for a souvenir.”
“Will you keep it hidden?
You won’t pass it around for the family to laugh
at, will you?”
Carol gazed at her reproachfully,
rose from the bed in wounded dignity and moved away
with the story in her hand. Connie followed her
to the door and said humbly:
“Excuse me, Carol, I know you
wouldn’t do such a thing. But a person
does feel so ashamed of a story when it
comes back.”
“That’s all right,”
was the kind answer. “I know just how it
is. I have the same feeling when I get a pimple
on my face. I’ll keep it dark.”
More eagerly than she would have liked
Connie to know, she curled herself upon the bed to
read Connie’s masterpiece. It was a simple
story, but Connie did have a way of saying things,
and Carol laid it down in her lap and stared
at it thoughtfully. Then she called Lark.
“Look here,” she said
abruptly. “Read this. It’s the
masterpiece.”
She maintained a perfect silence while
Lark perused the crumpled manuscript.
“How is it?”
“Why, it’s not bad,”
declared Lark in a surprised voice. “It’s
not half bad. It’s Connie all right, isn’t
it? Well, what do you know about that?”
“Is it any good?” pursued Carol.
“Why, yes, I think it is.
It’s just like folks you know. They talk
as we do, and I’m surprised they
didn’t keep it. I’ve read ’em
a whole lot worse!”
“Connie’s disappointed,”
Carol said. “I think she needs a little
boost. I believe she’ll really get there
if we kind of crowd her along for a while. She
told me to keep this dark, and so I will. We’ll
just copy it over, and send it out again.”
“And if it comes back?”
“We’ll send it again.
We’ll get the name of every magazine in the
library, and give ’em all a chance to start the
newest author on the rosy way.”
“It’ll take a lot of stamps.”
“That’s so. Do you
have to enclose enough to bring them back? I don’t
like that. Seems to me it’s just tempting
Providence. If they want to send them back, they
ought to pay for doing it. I say we just enclose
a note taking it for granted they’ll keep it,
and tell them where to send the money. And never
put a stamp in sight for them to think of using up.”
“We can’t do that. It’s bad
manners.”
“Well, I have half a dollar,” admitted
Carol reluctantly.
After that the weeks passed by.
The twins saw finally the shadow of disappointment
leaving Connie’s face, and another expression
of absorption take its place.
“She’s started another one,” Lark
said, wise in her personal experience.
And when there came the starry rapt
gaze once more, they knew that this one, too, had
gone to meet its fate. But before the second blow
fell, the twins gained their victory. They embraced
each other feverishly, and kissed the precious check
a hundred times, and insisted that Connie was the
cleverest little darling that ever lived on earth.
Then, when Connie, with their father and aunt, was
sitting in unsuspecting quiet, they tripped in upon
her.
“We have something to read to
you,” said Carol beaming paternally at Connie.
“Listen attentively. Put down your paper,
father. It’s important. Go on, Larkie.”
“My dear Miss Starr,”
read Lark. “We are very much pleased
with your story,” Connie sprang suddenly
from her chair “your story,
’When the Rule worked Backwards.’
We are placing it in one of our early numbers,
and shall be glad at any time to have the pleasure
of examining more of your work. We enclose
our check for forty-five dollars. Thanking you,
and assuring you of the satisfaction with which
we have read your story, I am,
Very cordially yours,
“Tra, lalalalala!”
sang the twins, dancing around the room, waving, one
the letter, the other the check.
Connie’s face was pale, and
she caught her head with both hands, laughingly nervously.
“I’m going round,” she gasped.
“Stop me.”
Carol promptly pushed her down in
a chair and sat upon her lap.
“Pretty good, eh, what?”
“Oh, Carol, don’t say that, it sounds
awful,” cautioned Lark.
“What do you think about it,
Connie? Pretty fair boost for a struggling young
author, don’t you think? Family, arise!
The Chautauqua salute! We have arrived.
Connie is an author. Forty-five dollars!”
“But however did you do it?” wondered
Connie breathlessly.
“Why, we sent it out, and
“Just once?”
“Alas, no, we sent it seven times.”
“Oh, girls, how could you!
Think of the stamps! I’m surprised you had
the money.”
“Remember that last quarter we borrowed of you?
Well!”
Connie laughed excitedly. “Oh,
oh! forty-five dollars! Think of it.
Oh, father!”
“Where’s the story,”
he asked, a little jealously. “Why didn’t
you let me look it over, Connie?”
“Oh, father, I couldn’t.
I I I felt shy about it.
You don’t know how it is father, but we
want to keep them hidden. We don’t get proud
of them until they’ve been accepted.”
“Forty-five dollars.”
Aunt Grace kissed her warmly. “And the letter
is worth a hundred times more to us than that.
And when we see the story
“We’ll go thirds on the money, twins,”
said Connie.
The twins looked eager, but conscientious.
“No,” they said, “it’s just
a boost, you know. We can’t take the money.”
“Oh, you’ve got to go
thirds. You ought to have it all. I would
have burned it.”
“No, Connie,” said Carol,
“we know you aren’t worth devotion like
ours, but we donate it just the same it’s
gratis.”
“All right,” smiled Connie.
“I know what you want, anyhow. Come on,
auntie, let’s go down town. I’m afraid
that silver silk mull will be sold before we get there.”
The twins fell upon her ecstatically.
“Oh, Connie, you mustn’t. We can’t
allow it. Oh, of course if you insist, dearest,
only ” And then they rushed to find
hats and gloves for their generous sister and devoted
aunt.
The second story came back in due
time, but with the boost still strong in her memory,
and with the fifteen dollars in the bank, Connie bore
it bravely and started it traveling once more.
Most of the stories never did find a permanent lodging
place, and Connie carried an old box to the attic
for a repository for her mental fruits that couldn’t
make friends away from home. But she never despaired
again.
And the twins, after their own manner,
calmly took to themselves full credit for the career
which they believed lay not far before her. They
even boasted of the way they had raised her and told
fatuous and exaggerated stories of their pride in
her, and their gentle sisterly solicitude for her
from the time of her early babyhood. And Connie
gave assent to every word. In her heart she admitted
that the twins’ discipline of her, though exceedingly
drastic at times, had been splendid literary experience.