AT LARGE
“So you were inside that
bottle, were you?” said Horace, blandly.
“How singular!” He began to realise that
he had to deal with an Oriental lunatic, and must
humour him to some extent. Fortunately he did
not seem at all dangerous, though undeniably eccentric-looking.
His hair fell in disorderly profusion from under his
high turban about his cheeks, which were of a uniform
pale rhubarb tint; his grey beard streamed out in
three thin strands, and his long, narrow eyes, opal
in hue, and set rather wide apart and at a slight
angle, had a curious expression, part slyness and
part childlike simplicity.
“Dost thou doubt that I speak
truth? I tell thee that I have been confined
in that accursed vessel for countless centuries how
long, I know not, for it is beyond calculation.”
“I should hardly have thought
from your appearance, sir, that you had been so many
years in bottle as all that,” said Horace, politely,
“but it’s certainly time you had a change.
May I, if it isn’t indiscreet, ask how you came
into such a very uncomfortable position? But probably
you have forgotten by this time.”
“Forgotten!” said the
other, with a sombre red glow in his opal eyes.
“Wisely was it written: ’Let him that
desireth oblivion confer benefits but the
memory of an injury endureth for ever.’ I
forget neither benefits nor injuries.”
“An old gentleman with a grievance,”
thought Ventimore. “And mad into the bargain.
Nice person to have staying in the same house with
one!”
“Know, O best of mankind,”
continued the stranger, “that he who now addresses
thee is Fakrash-el-Aamash, one of the Green Jinn.
And I dwelt in the Palace of the Mountain of the Clouds
above the City of Babel in the Garden of Irem, which
thou doubtless knowest by repute?”
“I fancy I have heard
of it,” said Horace, as if it were an address
in the Court Directory. “Delightful neighbourhood.”
“I had a kinswoman, Bedeea-el-Jemal,
who possessed incomparable beauty and manifold accomplishments.
And seeing that, though a Jinneeyeh, she was of the
believing Jinn, I despatched messengers to Suleyman
the Great, the son of Daood, offering him her hand
in marriage. But a certain Jarjarees, the son
of Rejmoos, the son of Iblees may he be
for ever accursed! looked with favour upon
the maiden, and, going secretly unto Suleyman, persuaded
him that I was preparing a crafty snare for the King’s
undoing.”
“And, of course, you
never thought of such a thing?” said Ventimore.
“By a venomous tongue the fairest
motives may be rendered foul,” was the somewhat
evasive reply. “Thus it came to pass that
Suleyman on whom be peace! listened
unto the voice of Jarjarees and refused to receive
the maiden. Moreover, he commanded that I should
be seized and imprisoned in a bottle of brass and
cast into the Sea of El-Karkar, there to abide the
Day of Doom.”
“Too bad really too
bad!” murmured Horace, in a tone that he could
only hope was sufficiently sympathetic.
“But now, by thy means, O thou
of noble ancestors and gentle disposition, my deliverance
hath been accomplished; and if I were to serve thee
for a thousand years, regarding nothing else, even
thus could I not requite thee, and my so doing would
be a small thing according to thy desserts!”
“Pray don’t mention it,”
said Horace; “only too pleased if I’ve
been of any use to you.”
“In the sky it is written upon
the pages of the air: ’He who doth kind
actions shall experience the like.’ Am I
not an Efreet of the Jinn? Demand, therefore,
and thou shalt receive.”
“Poor old chap!” thought
Horace, “he’s very cracked indeed.
He’ll be wanting to give me a present of some
sort soon and of course I can’t have
that.... My dear Mr. Fakrash,” he said aloud,
“I’ve done nothing nothing
at all and if I had, I couldn’t possibly
accept any reward for it.”
“What are thy names, and what calling dost thou
follow?”
“I ought to have introduced
myself before let me give you my card;”
and Ventimore gave him one, which the other took and
placed in his girdle. “That’s my
business address. I’m an architect, if you
know what that is a man who builds houses
and churches mosques, you know in
fact, anything, when he can get it to build.”
“A useful calling indeed and
one to be rewarded with fine gold.”
“In my case,” Horace confessed,
“the reward has been too fine to be perceived.
In other words, I’ve never been rewarded,
because I’ve never yet had the luck to get a
client.”
“And what is this client of whom thou speakest?”
“Oh, well, some well-to-do merchant
who wants a house built for him and doesn’t
care how much he spends on it. There must be lots
of them about but they never seem to come
in my direction.”
“Grant me a period of delay,
and, if it be possible, I will procure thee such a
client.”
Horace could not help thinking that
any recommendation from such a quarter would hardly
carry much weight; but, as the poor old man evidently
imagined himself under an obligation, which he was
anxious to discharge, it would have been unkind to
throw cold water on his good intentions.
“My dear sir,” he said
lightly, “if you should come across that
particular type of client, and can contrive to impress
him with the belief that I’m just the architect
he’s looking out for which, between
ourselves, I am, though nobody’s discovered it
yet if you can get him to come to me, you
will do me the very greatest service I could ever
hope for. But don’t give yourself any trouble
over it.”
“It will be one of the easiest
things that can be,” said his visitor, “that
is” (and here a shade of rather pathetic doubt
crossed his face) “provided that anything of
my former power yet remains unto me.”
“Well, never mind, sir,”
said Horace; “if you can’t, I shall take
the will for the deed.”
“First of all, it will be prudent
to learn where Suleyman is, that I may humble myself
before him and make my peace.”
“Yes,” said Horace, gently,
“I would. I should make a point of that,
sir. Not now, you know. He might be
in bed. To-morrow morning.”
“This is a strange place that
I am in, and I know not yet in what direction I should
seek him. But till I have found him, and justified
myself in his sight, and had my revenge upon Jarjarees,
mine enemy, I shall know no rest.”
“Well, but go to bed now, like
a sensible old chap,” said Horace, soothingly,
anxious to prevent this poor demented Asiatic from
falling into the hands of the police. “Plenty
of time to go and call on Suleyman to-morrow.”
“I will search for him, even
unto the uttermost ends of the earth!”
“That’s right you’re
sure to find him in one of them. Only, don’t
you see, it’s no use starting to-night the
last trains have gone long ago.” As he
spoke, the night wind bore across the square the sound
of Big Ben striking the quarters in Westminster Clock
Tower, and then, after a pause, the solemn boom that
announced the first of the small hours. “To-morrow,”
thought Ventimore, “I’ll speak to Mrs.
Rapkin, and get her to send for a doctor and have
him put under proper care the poor old
boy really isn’t fit to go about alone!”
“I will start now at
once,” insisted the stranger “for there
is no time to be lost.”
“Oh, come!” said Horace,
“after so many thousand years, a few hours more
or less won’t make any serious difference.
And you can’t go out now they’ve
shut up the house. Do let me take you upstairs
to your room, sir.”
“Not so, for I must leave thee
for a season, O young man of kind conduct. But
may thy days be fortunate, and the gate never cease
to be repaired, and the nose of him that envieth thee
be rubbed in the dust, for love for thee hath entered
into my heart, and if it be permitted unto me, I will
cover thee with the veils of my protection!”
As he finished this harangue the speaker
seemed, to Ventimore’s speechless amazement,
to slip through the wall behind him. At all events,
he had left the room somehow and Horace
found himself alone.
He rubbed the back of his head, which
began to be painful. “He can’t really
have vanished through the wall,” he said to himself.
“That’s too absurd. The fact is,
I’m over-excited this evening and
no wonder, after all that’s happened. The
best thing I can do is to go to bed at once.”
Which he accordingly proceeded to do.