In the great human democracy, revolution
cannot uncrown the builder of bridges to place upon
his throne the builder of pantry shelves. Gray
matter and blue blood and white pigment are not dynasties
of man’s making. Accident of birth, and
not primogeniture, makes master minds and mulattoes,
seamstresses and rich men’s sons. Wharf-rats
are more often born than made.
That is why, in this dynasty not of
man’s making, weavers gone blind from the intricacies
of their queen’s coronation robe, can kneel at
her hem to kiss the cloth of gold that cursed them.
A peasant can look on at a poet with no thought to
barter his black bread and lentils for a single gossamer
fancy. Backstair slaveys vie with each other whose
master is more mighty. And this is the story of
Millie Moores who, with no anarchy in her heart and
no feud with the human democracy, could design for
women to whom befell the wine and pearl dog-collars
of life, frocks as sheer as web, and on her knees
beside them, her mouth full of pins and her sole necklace
a tape-measure, thrill to see them garbed in the glory
of her labor.
Indeed, when the iridescent bubble
of reputation floated out from her modest dressmaking
rooms in East Twenty-third Street, Millie Moores,
whom youth had rushed past, because she had no leisure
for it, felt her heart open like a grateful flower
when life brought her more chores to do. And
when one day a next-year’s-model limousine drew
up outside her small doorway with the colored fashion
sheet stuck in the glass panel, and one day another,
and then one spring day three of them in shining procession
along her curb, something cheeped in Millie Moores’s
heart and she doubled her prices.
And then because ladies long of purse
and short of breath found the three dark flights difficult,
and because the first small fruit of success burst
in Millie Moores’s mouth, releasing its taste
of wine, she withdrew her three-figure savings account
from the Manhattan Trust Company, rented an elevator-service,
mauve-upholstered establishment on middle Broadway,
secured the managerial services of a slender young
man fresh from the Louis Quinze rooms of Madam Roth Modes,
Fifth Avenue, tripled her prices, and emerged from
the brown cocoon of Twenty-third Street, Madam Moores,
Modiste.
Two years later, three perfect-thirty-six
sibyls promenaded the mauve display rooms, tempting
those who waddle with sleeveless frocks that might
have been designed for the Venus of Milo warmed to
life.
The presiding young man, slim and
full of the small ways that ingratiate, and with a
pomaded glory of tow hair rippling back in a double
wave that women’s fingers itched to caress and
men’s hands itched to thresh, pushed forward
the mauve velvet chairs with a waiter’s servility,
but none of his humility; officiated over the crowded
pages of the crowded appointment-book, jotted down
measurements with an imperturbability that grew for
every inch the tape-line measured over and above.
Last, Madam Moores, her small figure
full of nerves; two spots of red high on her cheeks;
her erstwhile graying hairs, a bit premature and but
a sprinkling of them, turned to the inward of a new
and elaborate coiffure; and meeting this high tide
with a smile, newly enhanced by bridge-work and properly
restrained to that dimension of insolence demanded
by the rich of those who serve them well.
In the springtime Fifth Avenue and
Sixth Avenue turn lightly to thoughts of Narragansett
Pier and Bronx Park. Fifth Avenue sheds its furs
and Sixth Avenue its woolen underwear. At the
dusk of one such day, when the taste of summer was
like poppy leaves crushed between the teeth, and open
streetcars and open shirtwaists blossomed forth even
as the distant larkspur in the distant field, Madam
Moores beheld the electric-protection door swing behind
the last customer and relaxed frankly against a table
piled high with fabrics of a dozen sheens.
“Whew! Thank heavens, she’s gone!”
To a symphony of six-o’clock
whistles the rumble of machines from the workrooms
suddenly ceased.
“Turn out the shower lights,
Phonzie, and see that Van Nord’s black lace
goes out in time for opera to-night. When she
telephoned at noon I told her it was on the way.”
Mr. Alphonse Michelson hurtled a mauve-colored
footstool and hastened rearward toward the swinging-door
that led to the emptying workrooms. The tallest
of the perfect-thirty-sixes, stepping out of her beaded
slippers into sturdier footwear of the street, threw
him a smile as he passed that set her glittering earrings
and metal-yellow ringlets bobbing like bells in a
breeze.
“Hand me the shoe-buttoner,
Phonzie. The doctor says stooping is bad for
my hair-pins.”
Their laughter, light as foam, met and mingled.
“Oh, you nervy Gertie!”
“What’s your hurry, Phonzie dearie?”
“I don’t see you stopping me.”
“Fine chance, with her crouching over there,
ready to spring.”
“Hang around, sweetness.
Maybe I’m not on duty, and I’ll take you
to supper if you’ve not got a date with one of
your million-dollar Charlies.”
“Soft pedal, Phonzie! You
know I’d break a date with any one of ’em
any day in the week for a sixty-cent table d’hote
with you!”
“Hang around then, sweetness.”
“Hang around! Gawd, if
I hang around you any more than I have been doing
in the last five years, following you from one establishment
to the other, they’ll have to kill me to put
me out of my misery.”
“You’re all right, Gert.
And when you haven’t any of the greenback boys
around to fill in, you can always fall back on me.”
“You’re a nice old boy,
Phonzie, and I like the kink in your hair, but but
sometimes when I get blue, like to-night, I I
just wish I had never clapped eyes on you.”
“How she hates me.”
“I wish to God I did.”
“Cut the tragedy, Gert.”
“That’s the trouble; I been cutting it
for the mock comedy all my life.”
“You, the highest little flyer in the flock!”
“Yeh, because I’ve never
found anybody who even cares enough about me to clip
my wings.” Her laughter was short and with
a blunt edge.
“Whew! Such a spill for you, Gert!”
“It’s the spring gets
on my nerves, I guess. Blow me to a table d’hote
to-night, Phonzie. I got a red-ink thirst on me
and I’m as blue as indigo.”
“Hang around, Gert, and if I’m not on
duty I ”
“Honest, you’re the greatest
kid to squirm when you think a girl is going to pin
you down. You let me get about as serious as a
musical comedy with you and then you put up the barbed
wire.”
“Yes, I do not!”
“Fine chance I’ve got
of ever pinning you down! You care about as much
for me as as anybody else does, and that
ain’t saying much.”
“Aw, Gert, you got the dumps ”
“Look at her over there.
I can see by her profile she’s hanging around
to buy you your dinner to-night. Whatta you bet
she springs the appointment-book yarn on you and you
fall for it?”
A laugh flitted beneath Mr. Michelson’s
blond hedge of mustache. “Can I help it
that I got such hypnotizing, mesmerizing ways?”
She smiled beneath her rouge, and
wanly. “No, darling,” she said.
Across the room Madam Moores regarded
them from beside the pile of sheeny silks, her fingers
plucking nervously at the fabrics.
“Hurry up over there, Phonzie.
I told her the black lace was on the way.”
Miss Dobriner daubed at her red lips
with a lacy fribble of handkerchief, her voice sotto
behind it.
“Don’t let her pin you,
Phonzie. Have a heart and take me to supper when
I’m blue as indigo.”
He leaned to impale a pin upon his
lapel. “She’s so white to me, Gert,
how can I squirm if she asks me to go over the appointment-book
with her to-night?”
“Tell her your grandmother’s dead.”
He leaned for another pin. “Stick
around down in Seligman’s. If I dust my
hat with my handkerchief when I pass, I’m nailed
for the evening. If I can wriggle I’ll
blow you to Churchey’s for supper.”
“I ”
“’Sh-h-h-h.”
He retreated behind the mauve-colored
swinging-door. The two remaining sibyls, hatted
and coated to crane the neck of the passer-by, hurried
arm-in-arm out into the spring evening. An errand
girl, who had dropped her skirt and put up her hair
so that the eye of the law might wink at her stigma
of youth, hung the shimmering gowns away for another
day’s display. Gertie Dobriner patted her
ringed fingers against her mouth to press back a yawn
and trailed across the room, adjusting her hat before
a full-length mirror. In the light from a single
electric bulb her hair showed three colors yellow
gold, green gold, and, toward the roots, the dark
gold of old bronze.
“You can go now, Gert.”
“Yes, madam.”
Miss Dobriner adjusted a spray of
curls. Through the mirror she could observe the
mauve-colored swinging-door.
“Did did Du Gass order that fish-tail
model, madam?”
Madam Moores dallied with her appointment-book.
Through the mirror she could observe the mauve-colored
swinging-door.
“Yes, in green.”
“If I had her complexion I’d wear sandpaper
to match it.”
“We haven’t all of us
got the looks, Gert, that’ll get us four-carat
stones to wear down to a twenty-dollar-a-week job.”
Miss Dobriner’s hand flew to
her throat and the gem that gleamed there. “I I
guess I can buy a stone on time for myself without without
any insinuations.”
“You can wear the stone, all
right, Gert, but you can’t get past the insinuations.”
“I I ain’t
so stuck on this place, madam, that I got to stand
for your insinuations.”
“No, it ain’t the place
you’re stuck on that keeps you here, Gert.”
They regarded each other through eyes
banked with the red fires of anger, and beside the
full-length mirror Miss Dobriner trembled as she stood.
“You can think what you please,
madam. I I’m hired by Phonzie
and I’m here to wear models and not to steer
your thinking.”
Madam Moores sat so tense in her chair
that her weight did not relax to it. “You
and me can’t have no fusses, you know that, don’t
you? I give Phonzie the run of my floor, and
he’s the one has to deal with with
freshness.”
“You you started
it, madam. I can get along with anybody.
I don’t have to stay in a place where I’m
not wanted; it’s just because Phonzie ”
“We won’t fuss about it,
Gertie. I’m the last one to fall out with
my help.”
Silence.
“Did did Laidlaw order that trotteur
model in plaid, Gert?”
“No; she’s coming back to-morrow.”
“To-day’s the day to land an order.”
“She says that pongee we made
her last spring never fit her slick enough between
the shoulders. I felt like telling her we don’t
guarantee to fit tubs.”
“You got to handle Laidlaw right,
Gert. There’ll be two trousseaux and a
ball in that family before June. The best way
to lose a customer like Laidlaw is to sell her what
she ought to wear instead of what she wants to wear.”
“Handle her right! I wore
rubber gloves. Did I quiver an eyelash when she
ordered that pink organdie, and didn’t Phonzie
nearly double up when he took down the order?
You want to see her measurements. I’ll get
the book and ”
“No, no, Gert; you can go on.
I got to stay and go over the appointments with Phonzie.”
A quick red flowed up and under the
rouged surface of Miss Dobriner’s cheeks.
“Oh excuse me!”
“What!”
“I All right, I’m going.”
She readjusted her hat, a tiny winged
chariot of pink straw and designed after fashion’s
most epileptic caprice, coaxed her ringed fingers into
a pair of but slightly soiled white gloves, her eyes
the while staring past her slim reflection in the
mirror and on to the mauve-colored swinging-door.
“Good night, Gert.”
Miss Dobriner bared her teeth to a
smile and closed her lips again before she spoke.
“Good night madam.”
Then she went out, clicking the door
behind her. Through the mauve-colored swinging-door
and scarcely a clock-tick later entered Mr. Alphonse
Michelson, spick, light-footed, slim.
“Charley’s left with the black lace, madam.”
It was as if Madam Moores suddenly
threw off the husk of the day. “Tired,
Phonzie?”
He ran a hand across his silk hair
and glanced about. “Everybody gone?”
“Yes.”
He reached for his hat and cane and
a pair of untried gray gloves atop them. “I
sent the yellow taffeta out on a C.O.D. That gold
buckle she wanted on the shoulder cost her just twenty
bucks more.”
“Good!”
He fitted on his hat carefully and
snapped his gloves across his palm. “Well,
I’m off, madam.”
She adjusted her hat in a simulation
of indifference. “Like to come up to the
flat for supper and and go over the books,
Phonzie?”
“Huh?”
“There’s plenty for two and and
we could kind of go over things.”
He twirled his cane. “Oh,
I I’m running up there too often,
sponging off you.”
“Sponging! Like I’d ask you if I
didn’t want you!”
“I been up there sponging off you three times
this week. Anyways, I’m ”
“Don’t I always just give you pot luck?”
“Yes, but you’ll think
afterwhile that I got you mixed up with my meal-ticket.”
A sensitive seepage of blood rushed
over Madam Moores’s nervous face, stinging it.
“Of course, if you won’t want to come!”
“Don’t want to come!
A fellow that’s never had a snap like your cozy
corner in his life ”
“Of course if if
you got a date with one of of the models
or something.”
“I never said that, did I?”
“Well, get that sponging idea
out of your head, Phonzie. There’s always
plenty for two in my cupboard. Like I says the
other night, what’s the use being able to afford
my little flat if I can’t get some pleasure out
of it?”
“It sure looks good to this hall-room Johnnie.”
She gathered her gloves and her black
silk handbag. “Then come, Phonzie,”
she said, “I’m going to take you home.”
And her throat might have been lined with fur.
They went out together, locking the
doors behind them, and into an evening as soft as
silk and full of stars.
Along the wide up-town street the
human tide flowed fast and as if thaw had set in,
releasing it from the bondage of winter. Girls
in light wraps and without hats loitered in the white
flare of drugstore lights. Here and there a brown
stoop bloomed with a boarder or two. In front
of Seligman’s florist shop, which occupied the
ground floor of Madam Moores’s dressmaking establishment,
Alphonse Michelson paused for a moment in the flare
of its decorative show-window and flecked at his hatband
with sheer untried handkerchief.
“Come on, Phonzie.”
“Coming, madam.”
In the up-town Subway, bound for the
up-town flat, he leaned to her with his small blond
mustache raised in a smile.
“Where’s the book, madam?”
“Forgot it,” she replied, without shame.
Out of three hundred and eighty dollars
cash, a bit of black and gold brocade flung adroitly
over the imitation hearth, a cot masquerading under
a Mexican afghan of many colors, a canary in a cage,
a potted geranium, a shallow chair with a threadbare
head-rest, a lamp, a rug, a two-burner gas-stove,
Madam Moores had evolved Home.
And why not? The Petit Trianon
was built that a queen might there find rest from
marble halls. The Borghese women in their palaces
live behind drawn shades, but Italian peasants sit
in their low doorways and sing as they rock and suckle.
In Madam Moores’s two-flights-up
flat the windows were flung open to the moist air
of spring, which flowed in cool as water between crisp
muslin curtains, stirring them. In the sudden
flare of electric light the canary unfolded its head
from a sheaf of wing, cheeped, and fell to picking
up seed from the bottom of its cage.
Mr. Alphonse Michelson collapsed into
the shallow chair beside the table and relaxed his
head against the threadbare dent in the upholstery.
“Whoops! home never was like this!”
“Is him tired?”
“Dead.”
“Smoke?”
“Yep.”
“There.”
“Ah!”
“Now him all comfy and I go fix poor tired bad
boy him din-din.”
More native than mother-tongue is
Mother’s tongue. Whom women love they would
first destroy with gibberish. To Mr. Michelson’s
linguistic credit, however, he shifted in his chair
in unease.
“What did you say?”
“What him want for din-din?”
He slung one slim leg atop the other,
slumping deeper to the luxury of his chair. “Dinner?”
“Yes, din-din.”
“Say, those were swell chicken
livers smothered in onions you served the other night,
madam. Believe me, those were some livers!”
No, reader, Romance is not dead.
On the contrary, he has survived the frock-coat and
learned to chew a clove.
A radiance as soft as the glow from
a pink-shaded lamp flowed over Madam Moores’s
face.
“Livers him going to have and
biscuits made in my own ittsie bittsie oven.
Eh?”
“Swell.”
She divested herself of her wraps,
fluffing her mahogany-colored hair where the hat had
restricted it, lighted a tiny stove off in the tiny
kitchenette and enveloped herself in a blue-bib-top
apron. Her movements were short and full of caprice,
and when she set the table, brushing his chair as
she passed and repassed, lights came out in her eyes
when she dared raise her lids to show them.
They dined by the concealed fireplace
and from off a table that could fold its legs under
like Aladdin’s. Fumes of well-made coffee
rose as ingratiating as the perfume of a love story.
Mr. Michelson dropped a lump of butter into the fluffy
heart of a biscuit and clapped the halves together.
“Some biscuits!”
“Bad boy, stop jollying.”
“Say, if I’d tell you
the truth about what I think of these biscuits, you’d
say I was writing a streetcar advertisement for baking-powder.
Say, this is some cup custard!”
“More?”
“Full to my eyebrows.”
“Just a little bittsie?”
“Nope.”
He lighted a cigarette and they settled
back in after-dinner completeness, their dessert-plates
pushed well toward the center of the table and their
senses quiet. She pleated the edge of her napkin
and watched him blow leisurely spirals of smoke to
the ceiling.
“What you thinking about, Phonzie?”
“Nothing.”
“Honest?”
“If I was thinking at all I
was just sizing it up as pretty soft for a fellow
like me to get this sort of stand-in with with
my boss. Gawd! me and Roth used to love each
other like snakes.”
“I I ain’t
your boss, Phonzie. Don’t I give you the
run of everything hiring the models and
all?”
“Sure you’re my boss, and it’s pretty
soft for me.”
“And I was just thinking, Phonzie,
that it’s pretty soft for me to have found a
fellow like you to manage things for me.”
“Shucks!”
“Without you, so used to the
ways of the Avenue and all that kind of thing, where
would I be now, trying to run in the right kind of
bluff with the trade?”
“That’s easy! After
all, Fifth Avenue and Third Avenue is pretty much
alike in the end, madam. A spade may be a spade,
but if you’re a good salesman, you can put it
on black velvet and sell it for a dessert-spoon any
day in the week.”
“That’s just what I’m
saying, Phonzie, about you’re knowing how.
I needed just a fellow like you to show me how the
swell trade has got to be blindfolded, and that the
difference between a dressmaker and a modiste is about
a hundred and fifty dollars a gown.”
“You ought to see the way we
handled them when I was on the floor for Roth.
Say, we wouldn’t touch a peignoir in that establishment
for under two hundred and fifty, and we
had ’em coming in there like sheep. The
Riverside Drive trade is nothing, madam, compared to
what we could do down there with the Avenue business.”
“You sure know how to handle
the lorgnette bunch, Phonzie.”
“Is it any wonder, being in the business twenty
years?”
“Twenty years! Why, Phonzie,
you you don’t look much more than
twenty yourself.”
He laughed, shifting one knee to the
other. “That’s because you can’t
see that my eye teeth are gold, madam.”
“You’re so light on your feet, Phonzie,
and slick.”
“To look twenty and feel your
forty years ain’t what it’s cracked up
to be. If I had a home of my own, you know what
I’d buy first a pair of carpet slippers
and a patent rocker.”
“I bet you mean it, too, Phonzie.”
“Sure I mean it! How’d
you like to go through life like me, trying to keep
the kink ironed in my hair and out of my back, or lose
my job at the only kind of work I’m good for?
It’s like having to live with a grin frozen
on your face so you can’t close your mouth.”
“I I just can’t
get over it, Phonzie, you forty! You five
years older than me and me afraid thinking
all along it was just the other way.”
“I had already shed my milk
teeth before you were born, madam.”
“Whatta you know about that!”
“Ask Gert. She’s
been following me around from place to place for years,
sticking to me because I say there ain’t a model
in the business can show the clothes like she can.”
“Yes?”
“Ask her; she’s my age
and we been on the job together for twenty years.
Long before live models was even known in the business,
she and me were showing goods in the old Cunningham
place on Madison Avenue.”
“Even even back there
you was dead set on having good figures around the
place, wasn’t you, Phonzie?”
“I tell you it’s economy
in the end, madam, to have figures that can show off
the goods to advantage.”
“Oh, I’m not kicking, Phonzie, but I was
just saying.”
“I have been in the business
long enough, madam, to learn that the greatest way
in the world to show gowns is on live stock. A
dame will fall for any sort of a rag stuck on a figure
like Gert’s, and think the waist-line and all
is thrown in with the dress. You seen for yourself
Van Ness order five gowns right off Gert’s back
to-day. Would she have fallen for them if we
had shown them in the hand? Not much! She
forgot all about her own thirty-eight waist-line when
she ordered that pink organdie. She was seeing
Gert’s twenty-two inches.”
“But honest, Phonzie, take a
girl like Gert, even with her figure, she Oh,
I don’t know, there’s something about her!”
“She may rub your fur the wrong
way, madam, but under all her flip ways they don’t
come no finer than Gert.”
“No, it ain’t that, only
she don’t always get across. Take Lipton;
she won’t even let her show her a gown; she’s
always calling for Dodo instead. Sometimes I
think the trade takes exceptions to a girl like Gert,
her all decked out in diamonds that show
how how fly she must be.”
“Gertie Dobriner’s the
best in the business, just the same, madam. She
ain’t stuck on her way of living no more than
I am, but she’s a model and she ’ain’t
got enough of anything else in her to make the world
treat her any different than a model.”
“I’m not saying she ain’t a good
thirty-six, Phonzie.”
“I got to hand it to her, madam,
when it comes to a lot of things. She may be
a little skylarker, but take it from me, it ain’t
from choice, and when she likes you God!
honest, I think that girl would pawn her soul for
you. When I was down with pneumonia ”
“I ain’t saying a thing against her.”
“She’s no saint, maybe,
but then God knows I’m not, either, and what
I don’t know about her private life don’t
bother me.”
“Oh, I I know you like her all right.”
“Say, I’ll bet you any
amount if that girl had memory enough to learn the
words of a song or the steps of a dance, she could
have landed a first-row job in any musical show on
Broadway. She could do it now, for that matter.
Gad! did you see her to-day showing off that Queen
Louise cloth-of-gold model? Honest, she took
my breath away, and I been on the floor with her twenty
years.”
“Y-yes.”
“Keep down your hips and waist-line,
Gert, I always say to her, and you are good in the
business for ten years yet.”
“She should worry while the crop of four
carats is good.”
“Yes, but just the same a girl
like her don’t know when her luck may turn.
A girl can lose her luck sometimes before she loses
her figure.”
“Any old time she can lose her luck with you.”
“Me!”
“Yes, you!”
Madam Moores bent over the pleats
in her napkin. Opposite her, his cigarette held
fastidiously aloft, he regarded her through its haze.
“Well, of all things! So that that’s
what you think?”
“I I know.”
“Know what?”
“That she’s dead strong for you.”
“Sure she is, but what’s
that got to do with it? That girl’s like well,
she’s like a sister or or a pal to
me, but she’s got about as much time for a fellow
of my pace, except when she gets blue, as as
the Queen of Sheba has.”
“That’s what you think,
maybe, but everybody else knows she she’s
been after you for years, trying ”
“Aw, cut the comedy, madam.
Honest, you make me sore. She’s nothing
to me off the floor but a darn good pal. Say,
I can treat her to a sixty-cent table d’hote
twice a week; but don’t you think in the back
of my head, when it comes to a showdown, that I couldn’t
even buy silk shoelaces for a girl of her kind.
I ain’t her pace and we both know it. Bosh!”
“You’d like to be, all
right, if if she didn’t have so many
rich ones hanging around.”
“Just the same, many’s
the time she’s told me if she could land a regular
fellow and do the regular thing and settle down on
seventy-five a month in a Harlem flat, why she’d
drop all this skylarking of hers for a family of youngsters,
so quick it would make your head swim.”
“Sure, that’s just what I say, she ”
“Many’s the time she she’s
cried to me just cried, because the kind
of life she has to live don’t lead to anything,
and she knows it.”
“I ain’t blaming you for
liking her, Phonzie; a girl with her figure can make
an old dub like me look like well, I just
guess after her I I must look like thirty
cents to you.”
“You! Say, you got more
real sense in your little finger than three of Gert’s
kind put together.”
She colored like a wild rose.
“Sense ain’t what counts
with the men nowadays; it’s looks and and
speed like Gert’s.”
“Girls like Gert are all right,
I tell you; but say, when it comes to real brains
like yours nobody home.”
“Maybe not, but just the same
it’s the girls with sense get tired having the
men rave about their smartness and pass on, to go rushing
after a empty head completely smothered under yellow
curls. That’s how much real brains
counts for with with you men.”
He flung her a gesture, his cigarette
trailing a design in smoke. “Honest, madam,
you got me wrong there. A fellow like me ’ain’t
got the nerve to to go after a woman like
you. A girl like Dodo or Gert is my size, but
I’d be a swell dub trying to line up alongside
of you, now wouldn’t I?”
Tears that were distilled in her heart
rose to her eyes, dimming them. Her hand fluttered
in among the plates and cups and saucers toward him.
“Phonzie, I I ”
“You what?”
“I I Aw, nothing.”
Her head fell suddenly forward in
her arms, pushing the elaborate coiffure awry, and
beneath the blue-checked apron her shoulders heaved.
He rose. “Madam! Why, madam, what ”
“Don’t don’t
pay any attention to me, Phonzie. I I
just got a silly fit on me. I’ll be all
right in a minute.”
“Aw, madam, I I didn’t mean
to make you sore by anything I said.”
“You go now, Phonzie; the whole
evening don’t need to be spoiled for you just
because I went and got a silly fit of blues on.
You you go get some live one like Gert
and and take her out skylarking.”
“You’re sore about Gert, is that it, madam?”
“No, no. Honest, Phonzie.”
“Madam, I I just
don’t know what’s got you. Is it something
I said has hurt your feelings?”
“No, no.”
He advanced with an incertitude that
muddled his movements, made to cross to her side where
she lay with her arms outstretched in the fuddle of
dishes, made to touch her black silk sleeve where it
emerged from the blue-checked apron, hesitated, sucking
his lips in between his teeth, swung on his heel,
then around once more, and placed his hand lightly
on her shoulder.
“Madam?”
“You you just go
on, Phonzie. I I guess I’m an
old fool, anyways. It’s like trying to
squeeze blood out of a turnip for me to try and squeeze
anything but work out of my life. I I
guess I’m just nothing but an old fool.”
“But, madam, how can a fellow
like me squeeze anything out of life for you?
Look at me! Why, I ain’t worth your house
room. I’m nothing but a fellow who draws
his salary off a woman, and has all his life.
Why, you you earn as much in a week as
I do in a month.”
“What’s that got to do with it?”
“Look, you with a home you made
for yourself and a business you built up out of your
own brains, and what am I? A hall-room guy that
can put a bluff across with a lot of idiot women.
Look at me, forty and doing a chorus-man’s work.
You got me wrong, madam. I don’t measure
nowheres near up to you. If I did, do you think
I wouldn’t be settled down long ago like a regular Aw,
well, what’s the use talking.” He
plucked at his short mustache, pulling the hairs sharply.
She raised her face and let him gaze
at the ravages of her tears. “Why why
don’t you come right out and say it, that I ’ain’t
got the looks and the pep?”
“Madam, can’t you see I’m only ”
“You you can’t
run yourself down to me. You, and nobody else,
has made the establishment what it is. I never
had a head for the little things that count.
That’s why I spent my best years down in Twenty-third
Street. What did I know about the big little
things! the carriage-call stunt and the
sachet-bags in the lining and the blue and gold labels,
all little things that get big results.
I never had a head for the things that hold the rich
trade, like the walking models, or the French accent.”
“You got the head for the big
things, and that’s what counts.”
“That’s why, when you
say you can’t line up alongside of me, it’s
no excuse.”
“I I mean it.”
“Just because I got a head for
designing doesn’t make me a nine days’
wonder. Why don’t you you come
right out and say what you mean, Phonzie?”
“Why, I I don’t
even know how to talk to a woman like you, madam.
La-La girls have always been my pace.”
“I know, Phonzie, and I I
ain’t blaming you. A slick-looking fellow
like you can skylark around as he pleases and don’t
need to have time for the overworked, tired-out
ones like me.”
“Madam, I never dreamed ”
“Dreamed! Phonzie, I I’ve
got no shame if I tell you, but, God! how many nights
I I’ve lain right here on this couch
dreaming of of ”
“Well?”
“Of you and me, Phonzie, hitting it off together.”
“Madam!”
Her head burrowed deeper in her arms, her voice muffed
in their depth.
“Madam!”
“How many times I’ve dreamed,
Phonzie. You and me, real partners in the business
and and in everything. Us in a little
home together, one of the five-room flats down on
the next floor, with a life-size kitchen and a life-size
dining-room and and a life-size Aw,
Phonzie, you you’ll think I’m
crazy.”
“Madam, why, madam, I just don’t know.”
“Them’s the dreams a silly
old thing like me, that never had nothing but work
and and nothing else in her life, can lay
right here on this couch, night after night, and Gawd!
I I bet you think I I’m
just crazy, Phonzie.”
For answer he leaned over and took
her small figure in his arms, wiping away with his
sheer untried handkerchief the tears; but fresh ones
sashayed down her face and flowed over her words.
“Phonzie, tell me, do you do you think ”
He held her closer. “Sure, madam, I do.”
On the wings of a twelvemonth, spring
had come around again and the taste of summer was
like poppy-leaves between the teeth, and the perennial
open shirtwaists and open street-cars bloomed, even
as the distant larkspur in the distant field.
At six o’clock with darkness came a spattering
of rain, heavy single drops that fell each with its
splotch, exuding from the asphalt the warming smell
of thaw. Then came wind, right high-tempered,
too, slanting the rain and scudding it and blowing
pedestrians’ skirts forward and their umbrellas
inside outward. Mr. Alphonse Michelson fitted
his hand like a vizor over his eyes and peered out
into the wet dusk. Lights gleamed and were reflected
in the dark pool of rain-swept asphalt. Passers-by
hurried for shelter and bent into the wind.
In Madam Moores’s establishment,
enlarged during the twelvemonth to twice its floor
space, the business day waned and died; in the workrooms
the whir of machines sank into the quiet maw of darkness;
in the showrooms the shower lights, all but a single
cluster, blinked out. Alphonse Michelson slid
into a tan, rain-proof coat, turning up the collar
and buttoning across the flap, then fell to pacing
the thick-nap carpet.
From a mauve-colored telephone-booth
emerged Miss Gertie Dobriner, flushed from bad service
and from bad air.
“Whew!”
“Get her?”
“Sure I got her. Is it such a stunt to
get an address from a customer?”
“Good!”
“I says to her, I says, ’I
seen it standing on the sidewalk next to your French
maid and I wanted to buy one like it for my little
niece.’”
“Can we get it to-night?”
“Yes, proud papa! But listen;
I wrote it down, ’Hinshaw, 2227 Casset Street,
Brooklyn.’”
“Brooklyn!”
“Yes, two blocks from the Bridge,
and for a henpecked husband you got a large fat job
on your hands if you want to make another getaway
to-night. This man Hinshaw shows ’em right
in his house.”
“Brooklyn, of all places!”
“Right-oh!”
He snapped his fingers in a series
of rapid clicks. “Ain’t that the
limit? If I’d only mentioned it to you this
afternoon earlier, we could have been over and back
by now.”
“Wait until Monday then, Phonzie.”
“Yes, but you ought to have
heard her this morning, Gert; it’s not often
she gets her heart so set. To-morrow being Sunday,
all of a sudden she gets a-wishing for one of the
glass-top ones like she’s seen around in the
parks, to take him out in for the first time.”
“Oh, I’m game! I’ll
go, but can you beat it! A trip to Brooklyn when
I got a friend from Carson City waiting at his hotel
to buy out Rector’s for me to-night.”
“You go on with him, Gert.
What’s the use you dragging over there, too,
now that you got the address for me. I would never
have mentioned it to you at all if I’d have
known you couldn’t just go buy the kind she wants
in any department store. I’ll go over there
alone, Gert.”
“Yes, and get stung on the shape
and the hood and all. I bought just an ordinary
one for my little niece once, and you got to get them
shallow. Anyways, I’m going to chip in
half on this. I want to get the little devil
something, anyways.”
“Aw no, Gert, this is my surprise.”
“I guess I can chip in on a present for the
kid’s month-old birthday.”
“Well, then, say I meet you
in the Eighty-sixth Street Subway at seven, so we
can catch a Brooklyn express and make it over in thirty
minutes.”
“Yes.”
“But it’s raining, Gert.
Look out. Honest, I don’t like to ask you
to break your date to hike over there in the rain
with me.”
“Raining! Aw, then let’s
cut it, Phonzie. I got a new marcel and a cold
on my chest that weighs a ton. She can’t
roll it on a wet Sunday, nohow.”
“Paper says clear and warm to-morrow,
Gert; but, honest, you don’t need to go.”
“You’re a nice boy, Phonzie,
and a proud father, but you can’t spend my money
for me. What you bet I get ten per cent. off for
cash? Subway at seven. I’ll be there.”
“I may be a bit late, Gert.
She ain’t so strong yet, and after last night
I don’t want to get her nervous.”
“I told you she’d be sore
at me for taking you to the Ritz ball last night,
and God knows it wasn’t no pleasure in my life
to go model-hunting with you, when I might have been
joy-riding with my friend from Carson City.”
“It’s just because she
ain’t herself yet. I’m off, Gert.
Till seven in the Subway!”
“Yes, till seven!”
When Mr. Alphonse Michelson unlocked
the door of his second-floor five-room apartment,
a lamp softly burning through a yellow silk lamp-shade
met him with the soft radiance of home. Beside
the door he divested himself of his rain-spotted mackintosh,
inserted his dripping umbrella in a tall china stand,
shook a little rivulet from his hat and hung it on
a pair of wall antlers.
“That you, Phonzie?”
“Yes, hon, it’s me.”
’"Sh-h-h-h!”
He tiptoed down the aisle of hallway
and into the soft-lighted front room. From a
mound of pillows and sleepy from their luxury Millie
Moores rose to his approach, her forefinger placed
across her lips and a pale mist of chiffon falling
backward from her arms.
What a masseuse is Love! The
lines had faded from Millie’s face and in their
place the grace of tenderness and a roundness where
the chin had softened. Years had folded back
like petals, revealing the heart and the unwithered
bosom of her.
He kissed her, pressing the finger
of warning closer against her lips, and she patted
a place for him on the Mexican afghan beside her.
“Phonzie!”
“How you feelin’, hon?”
“Strong! If it ain’t
raining to-morrow, I’m going to take him out
if I have to carry him in my arms. Say, wouldn’t
I like to feel myself rolling him in one of them white-enamel,
glass-top things like Van Ness has for her last one.
Ida May tried three places to get one for us.”
“They’re made special.”
“All my life I’ve wanted
to feel myself wheeling him, Phonzie. I used to
dream myself doing it in the old place down on Twenty-third
Street, when I used to sit at the sewing-table from
eight until eight. Gee! I honest,
I just can’t wait to see if the sun is shining
to-morrow.”
He kissed her again on the back of
each finger, and she let her hand, pale and rather
inert, rest on his hair.
“Is my boy hungry for his din-din?”
“Gee! yes! The noon appointments
came so thick I had to send Eddie out to bring me
a bite.”
“What kind of a day?”
“Everything smooth but the designing-room.
Gert done her best, but they don’t take hold
without you, hon. They can’t even get in
their heads that gold charmeuse idea Gert and
I swiped at the Ritz last night.”
“Did you tell them I’ll
be back on the job next week, Phonzie?”
“Nothing doing. You’re
going to stay right here, snug in your rug, another
two weeks.”
“Rave on, hon, but I got the
nurse engaged for Monday. How’s the Van
Norder wedding-dress coming?”
“Great! That box train
you drew up will float down the aisle after her like
a white cobweb. It’s a knock-out.”
“Say, won’t I be glad to get back in harness!”
“You got to take it slow, Mil.”
“And ain’t you glad it’s all over,
Phonzie?”
“Am I!”
“Four weeks old to-morrow, and
Ida May was over to-day and says she never seen a
kid so big for his age.”
“He takes after my grandfather he
was six feet two without shoes.”
“You ought to seen him to-day
laying next to me, Phonzie. He looked up and
squinted, dear, for all the world like you.”
A bell tinkled. In the frame
of a double doorway a seventeen-year-old maid drew
back the portieres on brass rings that grated.
In the room adjoining and beneath a lighted dome of
colored glass a table lay spread, uncovered dishes
exuding fragrant spirals of steam.
“Supper! Say, ain’t
it great to have you back at the table again, Mil?”
“Oh, I don’t know, the
way the way you went hiking off last night
to to a ball.”
“Aw, now, hon, ’ain’t
you got that out of your system yet? For a girlie
with all your good sense, if you ain’t the greatest
little one to get a silly gix and work it to death.”
“I just made a civil remark.”
“What was the use wasting that
ten-dollar pair of tickets the guy from Carson City
gave her, when we could use them and get some tips
on some of the imports the women wore?”
“I never said to waste them.”
“You know it don’t hurt
to get around and see what’s being worn, hon.
That’s our business.”
Tears of weakness welled to her eyes
and she stooped over her plate to conceal them.
“I’m not saying anything,
am I? Only only it’s right lucky
she can fill my place so so well while
I I got to be away awhile.”
Her barbed comment only pricked him
to happy thought. He made a quick foray into
his side pocket. “I brought up one of these
pink velvet roses for you to look at, Mil. It’s
Gert’s idea to festoon these underneath the
net tunic on McGrath’s blue taffeta. See,
like that. It’s a neat little idea, hon,
and Gert had these roses made up in shaded effects
like this one. How you like it?”
The tiny bud lay on the table between
them, nor did she take it up.
“All right.”
He leaned to pat her cheek. “These are
swell potatoes, hon.”
Her lips warmed and opened. “I I
told her how to make ’em.”
“Give me some more.”
She in turn leaned to press his hand. “Such
a hungry boy.”
“Can I take a peek at the kid before ”
“Aw, Phonzie, and wake him up
like you did last night. He’ll sleep straight
through now till half past twelve; that’s why
I didn’t even tiptoe back in the bedroom myself.
The doctor says the first half of the night is his
best sleep; let him sleep till half past twelve, dear.”
“Aw, just one peek before I go.”
“Before you what?”
“I got to go out for a little while to-night,
hon. On business.”
“Where?”
“Slews. I got to meet him
in the Subway at seven and go to Brooklyn shops with
him to look over those ventilators I’m having
put in the fitting-rooms.”
She laid down her fork. “I thought you
said he was in St. Louis?”
“He got back.”
“Oh!”
“You lay down in the front room
and read till I get back, hon, and maybe maybe
I’ll bring you a surprise.”
The meal continued in silence, but
after a few seconds her throat seemed to close and
she discarded the pretense of eating.
“Now don’t you get sore,
Mil; you never used to be like this. It’s
just because you’re not right strong yet.”
“I ain’t ain’t sore.”
“You are. You got a foolish idea in your
head, Mil.”
“Why should I have an idea?
I guess I’m getting all that’s coming to
me for for forcing things.”
“Now, Mil, I bet anything you’re
still feeling sore about last night. Aren’t
you?”
“Sore? It ain’t my
business, Phonzie, if you can stay out till one o’clock
one night and the next want to begin the same thing
over again.”
“We had to stick around last
night, Mil. Gert was drawing off the models under
her handkerchief and on the dance program. That’s
how we got the yellow charmeuse, just by keeping
after it and drawing it line for line.”
“I know, I know.”
“Then give me a kiss and when
I come back maybe maybe I’ll bring
you a surprise up my sleeve, hon.”
She sat beside her cold meal, tears
scratching her eyes like blown grit. “It’s
like I told you this morning, Phonzie; when you get
tired, all you got to do is remember I got the new
trunk standing right behind the cretonne curtains,
and I can pack my duds any day in the week and find
a welcome over at at Ida May’s.”
“Mil, ain’t you ashamed!”
“Why, I could pack up and and
find a welcome there right to-night, if the kid wasn’t
too little for the night air.”
“Mil, honest, I I
just don’t know what to make of you. I I’ve
just lost my nerve about going now.”
“I’m not going to be the one to say stay.”
With his coat unhooked from the antlers
and flung across his arm, he stood contemplating,
a furrow of perplexity between his eyes.
“If I I hadn’t promised ”
“You go. I guess it won’t be the
last evening I spend alone.”
“Yes it will, hon.”
“I know, I know.”
He buttoned his coat and stooped over
her, the smell of damp exuding from his clothes.
“Just you lay down in the front
room till I get back, Mil. Here, look at some
of these new fashion books I brought home. I’ll
be back early, hon, and maybe wake you and the kid
up with with a surprise.”
“Quit!”
“Just a French kiss, hon.”
She raised a cold face. He tilted
her head backward and pressed his lips to hers, then
went out, closing the door lightly behind him.
For a breathing space she remained
where he had left her, with her lips held in between
her teeth and the sobbing breath fluttering in her
throat. The pink rose lay on the table, its beautiful
silk-velvet leaves concealing its cotton heart.
She regarded it through a hot blur of tears that stung
her eyeballs. Her throat grew tighter. Suddenly
she sprang to her feet and to the hallway. A
full-length coat hung from the antlers and a filmy
scarf, carelessly flung. She slid into the coat,
cramming the sleeves of her negligee in at the shoulders,
wrapping the scarf about her head and knotting it
at the throat in a hysteria of sudden decision.
Then down the flight of stairs, her knees trembling
as she ran. When she reached the bubbly sidewalk,
cool rain slanted in her face. She gathered her
strength and plunged against it.
At the corner, in the white flare
of an arc-light, chin sunk on his chest against the
onslaught of rain, and head leading, Alphonse Michelson
stepped across the shining sea of asphalt. She
broke into a run, the uneven careen of the weak, keeping
to the shadow of the buildings; doubling her pace.
When he reached the hooded descent
to the Subway, she was almost in his shadow; then
cautiously after him down the iron stairs, and when
he paused to buy his ticket, he might have touched
her as she held herself taut against the wall and
out of his vision. A passer-by glanced back at
her twice. From the last landing of the stairway
and leaning across the balustrade, she could follow
him now with her eyes, through the iron gateway and
on to the station platform.
From behind a pillar, a hen pheasant’s
tail in her hat raising her above the crowd, her shoulders
rain-spotted and a dripping umbrella held well away
from her, emerged Gertie Dobriner, a reproach in her
expression, but meeting him with a pantomime of laughs
and sallies. A tangle of passengers closed them
in. A train wild with speed tore into the station,
grinding to a stop on shrieking wheels. A second
later it tore out again, leaving the platform empty.
Then Madam Moores turned her face
to the rainswept street and retraced her steps, except
that a vertigo fuddled her progress and twice she
swayed. When she climbed the staircase to her
apartment she was obliged to rest midway, sitting
huddled against the banister, her soaked scarf fallen
backward across her shoulders. She unlatched her
door carefully, to save the squeak and to avoid the
small maid who sang over and above the clatter of
her dishes. The yellow lamp diffused its quiet
light the length of the hallway, and she tottered
down and into the bedroom at the far end.
A night lamp burned beside a basinette
that might have been lined with the breast feathers
of a dove, so downy was it. An imitation-ivory
clock ticked among a litter of imitation-ivory dresser
fittings. On the edge of the bed, and with no
thought for its lacy coverlet, she sat down heavily,
her wet coat dragging it awry. An hour ticked
past. The maid completed her tasks, announced
her departure, and tiptoed out to meet an appointment
with a gas-fitter’s assistant in the lower rear
hall.
After a while Madam Moores fell to
crying, but in long wheezes that came from her throat
dry. The child in the crib uncurled a small, pink
fist and opened his eyes, but with the gloss of sleep
still across them and not forfeiting his dream.
Still another hour and she rose, groping her way behind
a chintz curtain at the far end of the room; fell to
scattering and reassembling the contents of a trunk,
stacking together her own garments and the tiny garments
of a tiny white layette.
Toward midnight she fell to crying
again beside the crib, and in audible jerks and moans
that racked her. The child stirred. Cramming
her handkerchief against her lips, she faltered down
the hallway. In the front room and on the pillowed
couch she collapsed weakly, eyes closed and her grief-crumpled
face turned toward the door.
On the ground floor of a dim house
in a dim street, which by the contrivance of its occupants
had been converted from its original rôle of dark
and sinister dining-room to wareroom for a dozen or
more perambulators on high, rubber-tired wheels, Alphonse
Michelson and Gertie Dobriner stood in conference
with a dark-wrappered figure, her blue-checked apron
wound muff fashion about her hands.
Miss Dobriner tapped a finger against
her too red lips. “Seventy dollars net
for a baby-carriage!”
“Yes’m, and a bargain
at that. If he was home he’d show you the
books hisself and the prices we get.”
“Seventy dollars for a baby-carriage!
For that, Phonzie, you can buy the kid a taxi.”
In a sotto voice and with a flow of
red suffusing his face, Alphonse Michelson turned
to Gertie Dobriner, his hand curved blinker fashion
to inclose his words.
“For Gawd’s sake, cut
the haggling, Gert. If this here white enamel
is the carriage we want, let’s take it and hike.
I got to get home.”
Miss Dobriner drew up her back to
a feline arch. “The gentleman says we’ll
take it for sixty-five, spot cash.”
“My husband’s great for
one price, madam. We don’t cater to none
but private trade and ”
“Sure you don’t.
If we could have got one of these glass-top carriages
in a department store, we wouldn’t be swimming
over here to Brooklyn just to try out our stroke.”
“Mrs. Nan Ness, who sent you
here, knows the kind of goods we turn out. She
says she’s going to give us an order for a twin
buggy yet, some of these days. If the Four Hundred
believed in babies like the Four Million, we’d
have a plant all over Brooklyn. Only my husband
won’t spread, he he ”
Mr. Michelson waved aside the impending
recitation with a sweep of his hand. “Is
this the one you like, Gert?”
“Yes, with the folding top.
Say, don’t I want to see madam’s face when
she sees it. And say, won’t the kid be a
scream, Phonzie, all nestled up in there like a honey
bunch?”
He slid his hand into his pocket,
withdrawing a leather folder. “Here, we’ll
take this one with the folding top, but get us a fresh
one out of stock.”
“We’ll make you this carriage
up, sir, just as you see it now.”
“Make it up! We’ve got to have it
now. To-night!”
“But, sir, we only got these samples made up
to show.”
“Then we got to buy the sample.”
“No, no. My husband ain’t home and
I I can’t sell the sample. We ”
“But I tell you we got to have
it to-night. To-morrow’s Sunday and the
lady who ”
“No, no. With my husband
not here, I can’t let go no sample. As a
special favor, sir, we’ll make you one up in
a week.”
Miss Dobriner stooped forward, her
eyes narrow as slits. “Seventy-five, spot
down.”
Indecision vanished as rags before Abracadabra.
“We make it a rule not to sell our samples,
but ”
“That carriage has got to be delivered at my
house to-night before ten.”
“Sir, that can’t go out
to-night. It’s got to be packed special
and sent over on a flat-top dray. These carriages
got to be packed like they was babies themselves.”
“Can you beat that for luck?”
He inserted two fingers in his tall collar as if it
choked him. “Can you beat that?”
“The first thing Monday morning,
sir, as a special favor, but that carriage can’t
go out to-night. We got one man does nothing but
pack them for delivery.”
He plunged his hands into his pockets
and paced the narrow aisle down the center of the
room. “We got to get that carriage over
there to-night if if we have to wheel it
over!”
Miss Dobriner clapped her hands in
an ecstasy of inspiration. “Good!
We’ll wheel it home. We can make it by midnight.
What you bet?”
He turned upon her, but with a ray
in his eyes. “Say, Gert, that ain’t
such a worse idea, but ”
“No buts. The
night is young, and I know a fellow used to walk from
the Bronx to Brooklyn with his girl every Sunday.”
“Sure! What’s an
eight-mile walk on a spring night like this? It’s
all cleared up and stopped raining. Only, gee!
I I hate to be getting home all hours again.”
She flipped him a gesture. “Say,
it’s not my surprise party you’re giving.”
“It’s not that, Gert,
only I don’t want to keep her waiting until she
gets sore enough to have the edge taken off the surprise
when it does come.”
“Say, suit yourself. It’s
not my kid I’m going to wheel out to-morrow.
I should worry.”
“I’ll do it.”
“You’re not doing me a
favor. With my cold and my marcel, a three-hour
walk ain’t the one thing in life I’m craving.”
“I’ll roll it over the
bridge and be home by twelve, easy. You take the
Subway, Gert; it’s too big a trot for you.”
“Nix! I don’t start anything I can’t
finish.”
She cocked her hat to a forward angle,
so that the hen pheasant’s tail swung rakishly
over her face, took an Hellenic stride through the
aisle of perambulators, flung her arms across her
bosom in an attitude of extravaganza, then tossed
off a military salute.
“Ready, march!”
“You’re a peach, Gert.”
“I’ve tried pretty near
everything in my life. Why not wheel another
fellow’s baby-carriage for another fellow’s
wife’s baby across Brooklyn Bridge at midnight?
Whoops! why not!”
“We’re off, then, Gert.”
“Forward, march!”
“Keep your eye on the steering-wheel,
Phonzie, and remember, ten miles is speed limit on
the Bridge. One, two, three! Gawd! if my
friend from Carson City could only see me now!”
Out on the drying sidewalk they leaned
to each other, and the duet of their merriment ran
ahead of them down the meager street and found out
its dark corners.
“Honest, Phonzie, won’t
the girls just bust when they hear this!”
“And Mil, poor old girl, she’s
right weak and full of nerves now, but she’ll
laugh loudest of all when she knows why I went with
Slews.”
“Yes. She-can-laugh-loudest-of-all.”
“What?”
“Come on, or we won’t get home until morning.”
And on the crest of her insouciance
she thrust out her arm, giving the shining white perambulator
a running push from the rear, so that it went rolling
lightly from her and with a perfect gear action down
the slight incline of sidewalk. They were after
it at a bound, light-heeled and full of laughter.
“Whoops, my dear!”
“Whoa!”
At a turn in the dark street the lights
of the Bridge flashed suddenly upon them, swung in
high festoons across an infinitude of night. Above,
a few majestic stars, new coined, gleamed in a clear
sky.
“What do you bet that with me
at the wheel we can clear the Bridge in thirty minutes,
Phonzie?”
“Sure we can; but here, let me shove.”
She elbowed him aside, the banter gone suddenly from
her voice.
“No, let me.”
She fell to pushing it silently along.
Stars came out in her eyes. He advanced to her
pace, matching his stride to hers, fancies like colored
beads slipping along the slender thread of his thoughts.
“Swell sight, ain’t it,
Gert, the harbor lights so bright and the sky so deep?”
Silence.
“Seeing so much sky all at once
reminds me, Gert. You know about that midnight blue
satin Hertz had the brass to dump back on us because
the skirt was too tight. Huh?”
Her eyes were far and away.
“Huh, whatta you know about that, Gert?”
Her hands, gripped around the handle-bars,
were full of nerves; she could feel them jumping in
her palm.
“Huh, Gert?”
“What you say, Phonzie?”
“All right, don’t answer.
Moon all you like, for my part.” And he
fell to whistling as he strode beside her, his eyes
on the light-spangled outline of the city.
At twelve o’clock the lights
in the lower hall of the up-town apartment-house had
been extinguished. All but one, which burned like
a tired eye beneath the ornate staircase. The
misty quiet of midnight, which is as heavy as a veil,
hung in the corridors. Miss Gertie Dobriner entered
first and, holding wide the door between them, Alphonse
Michelson at the front wheels, they tilted the white
carriage up the narrow staircase, their whispers floating
through the gloom.
“Easy there, Phonzie!”
“There!”
“Watch out!”
“Whew! that was a close shave!”
“Here, let me unlock the door. ’Sh-h-h!”
“Don’t go, Gert.
Come on in, and after the big show I’ll send
you home in a cab.”
“Nix! After a three-hour
walk, a street-car will look good enough to me.”
“Well, then, come on in, just
a minute, Gert. I want you to see the fun.
What you bet she’s asleep in the front room,
sore as thunder, too? We’ll sneak back
and dump the kid in and wheel him in on her.”
“Aw no! I I got to go now, Phonzie.”
“Come on, Gert, don’t
be a quitter. Don’t you want to see her
face when she knows that Slews has been all a fluke?
Come on, Gert, I’ll wake up the kid if I try
to dump him in alone.”
“Well, for just a minute.
I I don’t want to butt in on your
and and her fun.”
They entered with the stealthy espionage
of thieves, and in the narrow hallway she waited while
he tiptoed to the bedroom and back again, his lips
pursed outward in a “’Sh-h-h.”
“She must be in the front room.
The kid’s in his crib. Come on, Gert.
’Sh-h-h!”
He was pink-faced and full of caution,
raising each foot in exaggerated stealth. Between
them they manoeuvered the carriage down the hallway.
“’Sh-h-h. If she’s
awake, she can hear every word in the front room.”
From her wakeful couch Madam Moores
raised herself on her elbow, cupping her ear in her
palm, and straining her glance down the long hallway.
The tears had dried on her cheeks.
“Here, Gert, you dump in these
things and let me lift the kid.”
“No, no; let me! Go ’way,
Phonzie. You’ll wake him! I just want
her to be too surprised to open her mouth when she
sees him sleeping in it like a top.”
She threw back the net drapery and
leaned to the heart of the crib, and the blood ran
in a flash across her face.
“Little darling little Phonzie darling!”
“Don’t wake him, Gert.”
She was reluctant to withdraw herself.
“His little darling fists, so pink and curled
up! Little Phonzie darling!”
He hung over each process, proud and awkward.
“Little darling little darling here,
Phonzie help.”
They transferred the burden, the child
not moving on his pillow. In the shallow heart
of the perambulator, the high froth of pillows about
him, he lay like a bud, his soft profile against the
lace, and his skin like the innermost petal of a rose.
“Phonzie, ain’t he ain’t
he the softest little darling! Gawd! how how
she’ll love to to be wheeling him!”
His fingers fumbled with excitement
and fell to strapping and buckling with a great show
and a great ineffectually.
“Here, help me let down the glass top.”
“’Sh-h-h-h! Every word carries in
this flat.”
“Now!”
“Now!”
“You wheel him down and in on her, Gert.”
She stiffened with a new diffidence. “No,
no. It’s your surprise.”
“You done all the work on the
job as much as me, and it’s half your present,
anyways. You roll him down the hall and stand
next to her till she wakes up. She’s a
tight little sleeper, but if she don’t wake soon
I’ll drop a book or something. Go on, Gert,
roll it in.”
“No, no, Phonzie. You and
her have your fun out alone. It’s your fun,
anyways, not mine. This piece of rolling-stock
will roll herself along home now.”
“Aw, now ”
“Anyways, I’m dead.
Look what a rag I am! Look at the hem of this
skirt! The next time I do a crazy thing like
walk from Brooklyn, I want to be burned in oil.”
“Now, Gert, stick around and I’ll send
you home in a cab.”
But she was out and past him craning
her neck backward through the aperture of the open
door. “Go to it, Phonzie! It’s
your fun, anyways. Yours and hers. S’long!”
He had already begun his triumphant
passage down the hallway, and on her couch among her
pillows Madam Moores closed her eyes in a simulation
of sleep and against the tears that scalded her lids.
In a south-bound car Gertie Dobriner
found a seat well toward the front. Across the
aisle a day laborer on a night debauch threw her a
watery stare and a thick-tongued, thick-brogued remark.
A char-woman with a newspaper bundle hugged under
one arm dozed in the seat alongside, her head lolling
from shoulder to shoulder. Raindrops had long
since dried on the window-pane. Gertie Dobriner
cupped her chin in her palm and gazed out at the quiet
street and the shuttered shops hurtling past.
Twice the conductor touched her shoulder,
his hand outstretched for fare. She sprang about,
fumbling in her purse for a coin, but with difficulty,
because through the hot blur of her tears she could
only grope ineffectually. When she finally found
a five-cent piece, a tear had wiggle-waggled down
her cheek and fell, splotching the back of her glove.
Across the aisle the day laborer leaned
to her batting at the hen pheasant’s tail in
her hat, and a cold, alcoholic tear dripping from the
corner of his own eye.
“Cheer up, my gir-rl,”
he said, through a beard like old moss “cheer
up and be a spor-r-rt!”