The canker of the city is loneliness.
It flourishes an insidious paradox where
men meet nose to nose in Subway rushes and live layer
on layer in thousand-tenant tenement houses.
It thrives in three-dollars-a-week fourth-floor back
rooms, so thinly partitioned that the crumple of the
rejection-slip and the sobs of the class poetess from
Molino, Missouri, percolate to the four-dollars-a-week
fourth-floor front and fuddle the piano salesman’s
evening game of solitaire. It is a malignant
parasite, which eats through the thin walls of hall
bedrooms and the thick walls of gold bedrooms, and
eats out the hearts it finds there, leaving them black
and empty, like untenanted houses.
Sometimes love sees the To Let sign,
hangs white Swiss curtains at the window, paints the
shutters green, plants a bed of red geraniums in the
front yard, and moves in. Again, no tenant applies;
the house mildews with the damp of its own emptiness;
children run when they pass it after dark; and the
threshold decays. The heart must be tenanted or
it falls out of repair and rots. Doctors called
in the watches of the night to resuscitate such hearts
climb out of bed reluctantly. It is a malady
beyond the ken of the stethoscope.
One such heart beat in a woman’s
breast so rapidly that it crowded out her breath;
and she pushed the cotton coverlet back from her bosom,
rose to her elbow, and leaned out beyond her bed into
the darkness of the room.
“Jimmie? Essie? That you, Jimmie?”
The thumping of her heart answered
her, and the loud ticking of a clock that was inaudible
during the day suddenly filled the third-floor rear
room of the third-floor rear apartment. The continual
din of the street slumped to the intermittent din
of late evening; the last graphophone in the building
observed the nine-o’clock silence clause of the
lease at something after ten, and scratched its last
syncopated dance theme into the tired recording disk
of the last tired brain. An upholstered chair,
sunk in the room’s pool of darkness, trembled
on its own tautened springs, and the woman trembled
of that same tautness and leaned farther out.
“Who’s there? That you, Jimmie?”
Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock!
She huddled the coverlet up under
her chin and lay back on her pillow, but with her
body so rigid that only half her weight relaxed to
the mattress; and behind her tight-closed eyes flaming
wheels revolved against the lids. Tears ran backward
toward her ears like spectacle-frames and soaked into
the pillow, a mouse with a thousand feet scurried
between the walls.
“Essie? Jimmie, that you?”
Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock!
More tears leaked out from her closed
eyes and found their way to her mouth, so that she
could taste their salt. Then for a slight moment
she dozed, with her body at full stretch and hardly
raising the coverlet, and her thin cheek cupped in
the palm of her thin hand. The mouse scurried
in a light rain of falling plaster, and she woke with
her pulse pounding in her ears.
“Jimmie? Jimmie? Who’s there?”
Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock!
Sobs trembled through her and set
the bed-springs vibrating, and she buried her head
under her flat pillow and fell to counting the immemorial
procession of phantom sheep that graze the black grasses
of the Land of Wakeful Hours and lead their sleepless
shepherds through the long, long, long pastures of
the night.
“Three hundred ‘n’
five; three hundred ‘n’ six; three hundred
‘n’ seven; three hundred ’n’ Jimmie?”
A key scratched at the outer lock,
and she sprang two-thirds from the bed, dragging the
coverlet from its moorings.
“Jimmie, that you?”
“Sure, ma! ’Smatter?”
She relaxed as though her muscles
had suddenly snapped, her tense toes and fingers uncurled,
and the blood flowed back.
“I Nothin’, Jimmie; I was just
wondering if that was you.”
“No, ma; it ain’t me it’s
my valet coming home from a dance at his Pressing
Club. You ain’t sick, are you, ma?”
“No. What time is it, Jimmie? It’s
so dark.”
“You been havin’ one of your spells again,
ma?”
“No, no, Jimmie.”
“Didn’t you promise to keep a light going?”
“I’m all right.”
“Ouch! Geewhillikins, ma,
if you’d burn half a dime’s worth of gas
till me and Essie get home from work nights we’d
save it in wear and tear on our shins. I ain’t
got no more hips left than a snake.”
“It’s a waste, Jimmie boy; gas comes so
high.”
“You should worry, ma! Watch me light ’er
up!”
“Be careful in there, Jimmie!
Stand on a chair. I got a little supper spread
out on the table for Essie and her friend. You
take a sandwich yourself ”
“Forty cents in tips to-day, ma.”
“Forty cents!”
“Yeh; and a dame in Seventieth
Street gimme a quarter and hugged the daylights out
of me till my brass buttons made holes in me and cried
brineys all over the telegram, and made me read it
out loud twice, once for each ear: ‘Unhurt,
Sweetheart, and homeward bound Bill.’
Can you beat it? Five cents a word!”
“Jimmie, wasn’t you glad to carry her
a message like that?”
“It’s a paying business,
ma, if you’re lucky enough to deal only in good
news.”
A chair squealed on its castors, a
patch of light sprang through the transom, and the
chocolate-ocher bedroom and its chocolate-ocher furniture
emerged into a chocolate-ocher half-light.
“Jimmie?”
“Huh?”
“I’m I wish Oh,
nothin’!”
“Ain’t you feelin’ right, in there,
ma?”
“Yes, Jimmie; but but
come in and talk to your old mother awhile, my boy.”
“Surest thing you know!
Say, these are some sandwiches! You must ‘a’
struck pay-dirt in your sardine-mine, ma.”
“They’re for her gen’l’man
friend, Jimmie.”
The door flung open and threw an island
of light pat on the bed. In the gauzy stream
the face on the pillow, with the skin drawn over the
cheeks tight as a vellum on a snare-drum, was vague
as a head by Carriere after he had begun to paint
through the sad film of his growing blindness.
“Jimmie, my boy!”
“Hello, ma!”
“Ain’t your cheeks cold,
though, Jimmie? It’s right sharp out, ain’t
it? And Essie in her thin coat! You you’re
a little late to-night, ain’t you, Jimmie?”
He drew his loose-jointed figure up
from over the bedside; and his features, half-formed
as a sculptor’s head just emerging from the
marble, took on the easy petulance of youth, and he
wiped the moist lips’ print off his downy cheek
with the back of his hand.
“Ah, there you go again!
You been layin’ here frettin’ and countin’
the minutes again, ain’t you? Gee, it makes
a fellow sore when he just can’t get home no
sooner!”
“No, no, Jimmie; I been layin’
here sleepin’ sound ever since I went to bed.
I woke up for the first time just now. I’m
all right, Jimmie, only only ”
“Honest, ma, you ought to ask
the company to put me in short-pants uniform, day
duty, carrying telegrams of the day’s catechism
to Sunday-school classes.”
“I Don’t fuss
at me, Jimmie! I I guess I must ‘a’
had one of them smothering spells, and I didn’t
wait up for Essie and Joe to-night. I’m
all right now, Jimmie all right.”
He placed his heavy hand on her brow
in half-understanding sympathy.
“Geewhillikins, why don’t
you tell a fellow? You want some of that black
medicine, ma. You gee! you
ain’t lookin’ kinda blue-like round the
gills, are you? Old man Gibbs said we should send
for him right away if ”
“No, no, Jimmie; I’m all right now.”
“Look! I brought you a
carnation one of the operators gimme one
swell little queen, too. You want some of that
black medicine, ma?”
“I’m all right now, Jimmie.
It was just earlier in the evening I kinda had a spell.
Ain’t that pink pretty, though! Here, put
it in the glass, and gimme a French kiss. Always
ashamed like a big baby when it comes to kissin’,
ain’t you? Ashamed to even kiss your old
ma!”
“Aw!” He shuffled his
feet and bent over her, with the red mounting above
the gold collar of his uniform.
“And such a mamma-boy you used
to be before you had to get out and hustle such
a mamma-boy, and now ashamed to give your old ma a
kiss!”
“Ashamed nothin’!
Here, ma, I’ll smooth your hair for you the wrong
way like Essie used to do when you came home from
the store dead after the semiannual clearings.”
“No, no, Jimmie; these days
I ain’t got no more hair left to smooth.”
“You look good to me.”
“Aw, Jimmie, quit stringing
your old ma. How can a stack o’ bones look
good to anybody?”
“You do.”
“Your papa used to say so, too,
Jimmie; but in them days my hair was natural curly little
cute, springy curls like Essie’s. The first
day he seen me he fell for ’em; and the night
before he died, Jimmie, with you and Essie asleep
in your folding-cribs and me little thinkin’
that the next week I’d be back in the department
clerking again, he took me in his arms and ”
“Yes, yes; I know, ma but
didn’t old man Gibbs say not to get excited?
Lay back and don’t talk, ma. I can feel
your heart beatin’ way down in your hands.”
“You’re all tired out,
ain’t you, Jimmie? too tired to listen
to my talk; but you’re going to wait up for
your sister’s young man to-night, ain’t
you, my boy? Go wet your hair and smooth it down.
You’ll wanna see him, Jimmie.”
“Fine chance.”
“Sure he’s coming to-night,
Jimmie. I got their supper all waitin’;
and, see, there’s my flowered wrapper at the
foot of the bed, so I can get up and go in when ”
“Aw, cut out the comedy, ma!
She ain’t comin’ straight home after the
show any more’n a crooked road; and if she does
he ain’t coming with her.”
“Jimmie, she promised sure to-night.”
“Didn’t she promise last
night and the night before and the night before that?”
“But this afternoon when she
left for the matinee, Jimmie, I wasn’t feelin’
so well, and she promised so sure.”
“Them girl ushers down there
is too lively a bunch for her, ma. Ushin’
in a theayter is next to bein’ in the chorus only ”
“Jimmie!”
“Sure it is only
it ain’t so good one way, and it ain’t
so bad another. This new-fangled girl ushin’
gets my goat, anyways. It ain’t doin’
her any good.”
“Oh, Gawd, Jimmie, don’t
I know it? I hated to see her take it her
so little and cute and pretty and all! Night-work
ain’t nothin’ for our Essie.”
“Sure it ain’t!”
“But what could we do, Jimmie?
After I gave out, her six a week in the notions wasn’t
a drop in the bucket. What else could we do, Jimmie?”
“Just you wait, ma! This
time next year life’ll be one long ice-cream
soda for you and her. Wait till my dynamo gets
to charging like I want her to I’ll
be runnin’ this whole shebang with a bang!”
“You’re a good boy, Jimmie;
but a kid of seventeen ain’t expected to have
shoulders for three.”
“Just the samey, I showed a
draft of my dynamo to the head operator, ma, and he’s
comin’ up Sunday to have a look. Leave it
here on the table just like it is, ma. You’ll
be ridin’ in your Birdsong self-charging electric
automobile yet!”
She let her fingers wander up and
down his cheek and across his shoulders and into his
uneven nappy hair.
“Poor Jimmie! If only you
had the trainin’! Miss Maisie was up from
the store to-day in her noon-hour and seen it standing
here next to my bed; and she thought it was such a
pretty-lookin’ dynamo, with its copper wires
and all.”
“You didn’t let her ”
“No honest, Jimmie!
See it ain’t been touched; I didn’t
even let her go near the table’s edge.
She wanted to know when I was comin’ back to
the store she says the corsets have run
down since they got the new head saleslady, Jimmie.”
“If I’d ‘a’
been here I’d ‘a’ told her you ain’t
going back.”
“Sometimes I I think I ain’t,
neither, Jimmie.”
“What?”
“Nothin’.”
“When you get well, ma, then I ”
“Then I’m going back on
my job, Jimmie. Eighteen years not
countin’ the three years your papa lived at
doing one thing sort of makes you married to it.
I got my heart as set as always, Jimmie, on gettin’
you in at the Electric Training School next door.
If I hadn’t broke down ”
“Nix for mine, ma!”
“Every day I sit by the window,
Jimmie, and see the young engineers and electricians
who board there goin’ to work; and it breaks
my heart to think of you, with your mind for inventions,
runnin’ the streets a messenger boy just
when I was beginnin’ to get where I could do
for you.”
“Aw, cut that, ma! Don’t
I work round on my dynamo every morning till I go
on duty? Wouldn’t I look swell with an electricity
book under my arm? I’d feel like Battling
John drinking tea out of an egg-shell.”
“The trainin’-school’s
the place for you, Jimmie. If you’d only
take the dynamo over to the superintendent and show
him where you’re stuck he’d help you,
Jimmie. I been beggin’ you so long, and
if only you wasn’t so stubborn!”
“I ain’t got the nerve
buttin’ in over there; it’s for fellows
who got swell jobs already.”
“There’s classes for boys,
too, Jimmie; the janitor told me. Just go to-morrow
and show your dynamo. It won’t hurt nothin’,
and maybe they’ll know just what the trouble
is it’s only a little thing, Jimmie three
times in succession it worked last night, didn’t
it? It won’t hurt to go, Jimmie just
to go and show it.”
“Nix; I ain’t got the
nerve. You just wait! I ain’t got the
trainin’; but didn’t I sell my double
lens the day after I got the patent? Didn’t
I make that twenty-five just like battin’ your
eye?”
“The janitor says you was robbed in it, Jimmie.”
“We should worry! Didn’t
we get a rockin’-chair and a string of beads
and a tool-chest out of it?”
“It ain’t you worries
me so much, Jimmie. Here, put your head here on
the pillow next to me, Jimmie. My heart’s
actin’ up to-night. It ain’t you
worries me you’re a man like your papa was and
can hit back; but Essie if only Essie ”
“You don’t handle her
right, ma; you’re too easy-going with her.
Since she went on her new job she’s gettin’
too gay too gay!”
“Jimmie!”
“Sure she is. Like I told
her last night when she came in all hours from dancing if
she didn’t take that war-paint off her face I’d
get her in a corner and rub it off till ”
“I’ve begged her and begged
her, Jimmie, just as hard as I ever begged you about
the dynamo, to wash her face of it. It’s
eatin’ me, Jimmie eatin’ me!
There wasn’t a girl in the store that didn’t
envy that girl her complexion. Oh, Gawd, Jimmie,
it ain’t paint alone it’s where
it can lead to.”
“She needs an old-time spankin’.”
“Them girls down at the theayter
where she works put them ideas in her head. It’s
only of late with her, Jimmie. Wasn’t she
like a little baby when I had her across from me in
the notions?”
“She’s gotta keep her face clean or I’ll ”
“She needs somebody strong like
her papa was to handle her, Jimmie. She’s
stubborn in ways, like you, and needs somebody older,
my boy somebody strong that can handle
her and love her all at once.”
“She’s gotta quit sneakin’
home at all hours. She don’t pay no attention
to me; but she’s gotta quit or I I’ll
go down and smash up that whole theayter crowd of
’em!”
“If she’d ‘a’
had a father to grow up under it would ‘a’
been different. He was one of the strongest men
in the power-house, Jimmie. Mechanics make strong
men, my boy, and that’s why my heart’s
set on you, Jimmie, takin’ up where he left
off.”
“It’s that job of hers,
ma; it ain’t no hang-out for her down there
round the lights. She’s gettin’ too
gay. I’ll smash that ticket-speculator
to gelatin if he don’t show up or leave her alone!”
“’Sh-h-h, Jimmie!
He’s her young man; she says he’s a upright
and honorable young man with intentions.”
“Where she hidin’ him, then?”
“He he’s bashful
about comin’, Jimmie. Last night on her
knees right here by this bed she told me, Jimmie,
with her eyes like saucers, that he’s said everything
but come right out and ask her.”
“What’s the matter? Is he tongue-tied?”
“A fine fellow, she says, Jimmie up
to date as a new dime, makin’ from thirty to
forty a week. Get that, Jimmie? Gawd forty
a week! On forty a week, Jimmie, what they could
do for themselves and for you!”
“I wanna look him over first.
I knew a fellow in that game got forty a week and
ninety days once, too.”
“Jimmie!”
“There’s a bunch of speculators
used to hang round the Forty-second Street telegraph
office, with one eye always on the cop and the other
always open for rubes. They was all hunchbacks
from dodging the law.”
“He ain’t one of them kind, Jimmie.”
“Then why don’t he have
a roof over his head instead of doing sidewalk business?”
“Ticket-speculatin’ is
like any other business, Essie says. Profit is
profit, whether you make it on a sheet of music, a
washboard, or a theayter ticket.”
“Then why don’t he show
his face round here, instead of runnin’ her
round night after night when she ought to be home sleepin’?”
“Gawd, Jimmie! I don’t
know, except what she says. I just feel like I
couldn’t stand her not bringing him to-night like like
I couldn’t stand it, Jimmie.”
“Lay easy there, ma.”
“They’re young, I guess,
and gotta have life; but I lay here with it in front
of me all night, long after she gets home and is sleepin’
here next to me as light as a daisy. She’s
so little and pretty, Jimmie.”
“I wanna get my glims on him ”
“What, Jimmie?”
“I wanna see him.”
“Me, too, Jimmie. I wouldn’t
care much about anything else if I could see him once;
and if he is big and strong like your father was ”
“That gang don’t come
big and strong. They got big heads and little
necks.”
“The kind of fellow that would
know how to treat you when you got stubborn, and would
put his hand on your shoulder and not try to drive
you. If he was a man like that, Jimmie, the kind
you and Essie needs, I I’d stop fightin’;
I’d fold my hands and say to God: ’Ready!
Ready right this minute!’”
“Ready for what, ma?”
“Ready, Jimmie, my boy. Just hands folded
and ready that’s all.”
“Aw, cut it, can’t you,
ma? I ma, quit scarin’ a fellow.
Quit battin’ your eyes like that. Tryin’
to flirt with me, ain’t you, ma? Quit it,
now! Lemme get you some of that black medicine you’re
gettin’ one of your spells. Lemme run down-stairs
and send Lizzie Marks for old man Gibbs?”
“No, no, Jimmie don’t
leave me! Hold me, my boy, so I can feel your
face. Don’t cry, Jimmie; there ain’t
nothin’ to cry about.”
“Cut the comedy, ma! I ain’t cryin’;
I’m sweatin’.”
“Jimmie, are you there?
I feel so so heavy.”
“Sure I am, ma right
here, holding you in my arms. Feel! There’s
the scar where old Gibbs sewed my face the time I
got hit with a bat feel, ma see,
it’s me.”
“What’s that, Jimmie, on the foot of the
bed movin’?”
“See, ma that’s
your flowered glad-rag. You’re go-goin’
to put it on when Essie and her gen’l’man
friend come in. It ain’t movin’; I
shoved it.”
“Don’t muss it, Jimmie.”
“No. See, I smoothed out its tail it’s
a sash for you, ma.”
“Jimmie, you won’t leave me? It gets
so dark and the mice ”
“You couldn’t pry me away
with a crowbar, ma! I’ll hold you till you
yell leggo. Lemme go for old Gibbs, ma; you’re
breathing heavy as a pump.”
“No, no, Jimmie; don’t leave me.”
“Sure I won’t; but you’re
all twitchin’ and jumpin’, ma. Just
leave me run down and send Lizzie Marks for him.”
“No, no, Jimmie; I’m all right.”
“Sure, ma? You you’re
actin’ up so funny.”
“It ain’t nothin’ only
I’m an old woman, Jimmie. All of a sudden
I got old and broke. It ain’t the same
in the department, Jimmie, with Essie gone from the
notions across the aisle. Always when we were
overstocked in the corsets she she Essie ”
“Aw, ma, you ain’t talkin’ straight.
Lemme have old man Gibbs.”
“I’m talking straight,
Jimmie. Ain’t I layin’ right here
in your arms and ain’t my hair caught round
one of your brass buttons? quit pullin’,
Jimmie! Essie’s hair is so bright, Jimmie.
I can see it shinin’ in the dark when she’s
sleepin’.”
“Some hair the kid’s got! Remember
the night you took me and her to ”
“’Sh-h-h-h!
Ain’t that them coming? Ain’t it,
Jimmie? I ain’t equal to gettin’
up, Jimmie. Bring ’em in here and tell ”
“Like fun it’s them!
Whatta you bet right now they’re holding down
a table for two at the Palais du Danse?
Swell joint!”
“Oh, Gawd, Jimmie!”
“I was kiddin’, ma only
kiddin’. Open your eyes, ma. Gwan!
Be a sport and open up! Remember, ma, when I
was a kid, how I used to make you laff and laff, makin’
a noise like a banjo plunka-plunk-plunk-plunk-plunka-plunk?”
“Yes, Jimmie.”
“I knew I’d get a laff out of you plunka-plunk-plunka-plunk!”
“Yes, Jimmie, my boy! Go
on! I like to lay here and remember back.
Essie was always grabbin’ your spoon I
used to slap her little hands and ”
“Ma, open your eyes! Don’t go off
in one of ’em again.”
“See, they’re open, Jimmie!
I can see your gold buttons shinin’ and shinin’ I
ain’t sleepin’; I’m only waitin’.”
“She ain’t had time to
get home yet, ma. They gotta pick up programs
and turn in lost articles and all.”
“Put your arms round me, Jimmie.
I keep slippin’ and slippin’.”
“Lemme run for old man Gibbs, ma? Please!”
“No, no, Jimmie. Sing like
you used to when you was a little kid, Jimmie; I used
to laff and laff.”
“Plunka-plunk-plunk-plunk!”
“’Sh-h-h! There’s
the chimes you won’t never tell me
the right time nights, when I ask you, Jimmie.”
“It ain’t late, ma.”
“’Sh-h-h! What time is that?
Listen!”
“It’s early. Don’t
you count chimes, ma it’s a sign of
snow to count ’em, and Essie’s got her
thin jacket on. Listen! This is a swell one
I know: Plunk! Plunk! Plunk! Plunk!”
“’Sh-h-h, Jimmie!
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten ”
“See, it ain’t late.”
“’Leven! You can’t cheat me;
I heard the last one.”
“’Leven already?
Well, whatta you know about that? Them chimes
is always ahead of themselves.”
“Jimmie, my boy, quit playin’ with your
old ma.”
“They’ll be comin’ soon now.”
“Don’t leave me, Jimmie.”
“Sure, I won’t see!”
“Jimmie! Jim-mie ”
“Ma! Ma, for Gawd’s sakes, open your
eyes! Ma darlin’ please please ”
“Sing, Jimmie, like a banjo.”
“Plunka-plunk-plunka-plunk!”
On that last boom of eleven the Stuyvesant
Theater swung its doors outward as the portals of
a cuckoo clock fly open on the hour, and women in
fur-collared, brocaded coats, which wrapped them to
the ankles, and carefully curved smiles that Watteau
knew so well and Thackeray knew too well, streamed
out into the radium-white flare of Broadway, their
delicate fingers resting lightly on the tired arms
of tired business men, whose faces were like wood-carving
and whose wide white shirt-fronts covered their hearts
like slabs.
Almost before the last limousine door
had slammed, and the last tired business man had felt
the light compelling pressure of the delicate finger-tips
on his arm and turned his tired eyes from the white
lights to the whiter lights of cafes and gold-leaf
hotels, the interior of the Stuyvesant Theater, warm
and perfumed as the interior of a jewel-box, blinked
into soft darkness. Small figures, stealthy espións
of the night, padded down thick-carpeted aisles flashing
their pocket searchlights now here, now there, folding
rows of velvet seats against velvet backs, reaching
for discarded programs and seat-checks, gathering
up the dainty debris of petals fallen from too-blown
roses, an occasional webby handkerchief, an odd glove,
a ribbon.
Then the dull-red eyes above the fire-exits
blinked out, the sea of twilight deepened, and the
small searchlights flashed brighter and whiter, glow-worms
in a pit of night.
“For Pete’s sakes!
Tell Ed to give back them lights; my lamp’s burnt
out.”
“Oh, hurry up, Essie! You
girls up there in the balcony would kick if you was
walkin’ a tight rope stretched between the top
stories of two Flatiron Buildings.”
“It’s easy enough for
you to talk down there in the orchestra, Lulu Pope.
Carriage shoes don’t muss up the place like Subway
shoes.”
“Gimme the balcony in preference
to the orchestra every time.”
“What about us girls ’way
up here in the chutes? Whatta you say about us,
Lulu Pope playin’ handmaids to the
gallery gods?”
“Chutes the same. I used
to be in the chutes over at the Olympic, and six nights
out of the week I carried water up the aisles without
a stop. Lookin’ each row in the eye, too!”
“Like fun!”
“Sure’s my name’s
Lulu Pope! Me an’ a girl named Della Bradenwald
used to play Animal or Vegetable Kingdom every entr’acte
with the fireman.”
“Oh-h-h! Say, Loo, you
oughtta see what I found up here in Box E!”
“Leave it to Essie Birdsong
for a find! What is it this time the
diamond star the blonde queen in Upper E was wearin’?”
“A right-hand, number five and a half white
stitchin’.”
“Can you beat it? And you
ain’t never had a claim yet at the box-office.”
“I knew my luck would break,
Lulu. My little brother Jimmie says if you break
a comb your luck breaks with it. I broke one this
morning. Whatta you bet now I begin to match
every one of my five left-hand gloves, without a claim
from the office?”
“Lucky kid!”
Conversation curved from gallery to loge box, and
from loge to balcony.
“Gee! Look at this amber
butterfly! I seen it in her hair when I steered
her down the aisle. She must be stuck on something
about this show third time this week, and
not on paper, neither.”
“Amber, is it, Sadie? I’ll
trade you for the tortoise-shell one I found in G
4; amber’ll go swell with my hair.”
“Whatta you bet she claims it?”
“Nix.”
“Say, did you hear Wheelan flivver
her big scene to-night? I was dozin’ in
the foyer and she tripped over her cue so hard she
woke me up.”
“I should say so! I was
standing next to the old man, and he let out a line
of talk that was some fireworks; he said a super in
the mob scene could take her place and beat her at
pickin’ up cues.”
“Ready, Sadie?”
“Yes; wait till I turn in one gent’s muffler
and a red curl.”
“Are you done up there, too, Essie?”
“Yes; but you needn’t
wait for me, Loo. If you’re in a hurry I’ll
see you down in the locker-room.”
Seats slammed; laughter drifted; searchlights
danced and flashed out as though suddenly doused with
water; and the gold, crystal, velvet, and marble interior
of the Stuyvesant Theater suddenly vanished into its
imminent wimple of blackness.
In the bare-walled locker-room Miss
Essie Birdsong leaned to her reflection in the twelve-inch
wavy mirror and ran a fine pencil-line along the curves
of her eyebrows.
“Is this right, Loo?”
“Swell! Your eyes look two shades darker.”
“Gee!”
Miss Birdsong smiled and leaned closer.
“The girls all out, Loo?”
“Yeh; hurry up and lemme
have that mirror, Ess Harry gets as glum
as glue if I keep him waiting.”
Miss Pope adjusted a too-small hat
with a too-long pheasant’s wing cocked at a
too-rakish angle on her brass-colored hair, and powdered
at her powdered cheek-bones.
“Here you can have
the mirror first, Loo. I I ain’t
in a hurry to-night. You and Harry better go
on and not wait round for me.”
Miss Pope placed her long, bird-like
hands on her slim hips and slumped inward at the waist-line;
her eyes had the peculiar lambency of the blue flame
that plays on the surface of cognac and leaves it cold.
“What’s hurtin’
you, Ess? The whole week you been makin’
this play to dodge me and Harry. If you don’t
like our company, Doll-doll, me and Harry can manage
to worry along somehow.”
“Oh, Lulu, it it ain’t that,
and you know it.”
“You’re all alike.
Didn’t my last chum, Della Bradenwald, do the
same thing? I interdooced her to a gen’l’man
friend of mine, a slick little doorman for a two-day
show, and what did she do? Scat! After the
second day it was good-by, Loo-Loo! They went
kitin’ it off together and dropped me and Harry
like parachutes!”
“Loo, darlin’, honest,
me and Joe just love goin’ round dancin’
with you and Harry; but but ”
“Then what’s hurtin’ you?”
“It’s ma again, Loo.
She looked like she was ready for one of her spells
when I left; she’s been worse again these two
days, and the doctor says we mustn’t get her
excited her heart’s bum, Loo.”
“Say, I used to have heart failure
myself, and I know a swell cure Hartley’s
Heart’s Ease. Honest, when I was over at
the Olympic I used to go dead like a tire. Lend
me your eyestick, Ess.”
“You’ll laff, Loo; but
she’s daffy for me and Joe to come home after
the show; she’s never seen him at all, and ”
“Oh, Gawd, I gotta flashlight of Joe!”
“When ma and I was clerkin’
the girls and fellows always used to come to our flat,
Loo; and, say, for fun! Ma was as lively as any
of us in those days; and we’d have sardine sandwiches,
and my kid brother used to imitate all kinds of music
and actors; and we used to laff and laff until they’d
knock on the ceiling from up-stairs and ma’d
pack the whole lot of ’em home. Why don’t
you and Harry come up to-night, too, Loo? And
we’ll have a little doin’s.”
“Nothin’ doin’,
Beauty. There’s a Free-for-All Tango Contest
round at the Poppy Garden to-night; and, believe me,
I wouldn’t mind winning that pink ivory manicure
set. All I gotta ask is one thing, Ess! Bring
me a snapshot of Joe doing the fireside act!”
The glaze of unshed tears sprang over
Miss Birdsong’s eyes like gauzy clouds across
a summer sky.
“I that’s just
it, Loo. I can’t get him to come. Sometimes
I think maybe it’s just because he’s stringing
me along; and I he he was your
friend first, Loo. Ain’t he ever said anything
to you about me about aw, you
know what I mean, Loo?”
“He’s hipped on you, girl.
I know Joe Ullman like I know the floor-plan of this
theater.”
“Honest, Loo, do you think so?”
“Sure! Gawd! I knew
Joe when I was making sateen daisies in a artificial-flower
loft on Twenty-second Street; and him and my brother
was clerkin’ in a cigar store on Twenty-third
and running a neat little book on the side.”
“A book?”
“Yes, dearie a pretty picture-book.”
“Joe never told me.”
“He ain’t always been
the thirty-dollar-a-week kid he is now take
it from me. Just the same, you can thank me for
interdoocing you to the sharpest little fellow that’s
selling tickets on the sidewalks of this great and
wicked city.”
“I always tell him he ought
to save more taxis and all he has to have,
that spendy he is!”
“Sidewalk speculatin’
is a good pastime if you’re sharp enough; and
I always tell Joe he’s got a edge on him like
a razor.”
“Like a razor! Aw, Loo, you talk like he
was a barber.”
“Sure, he’s that sharp!
Take Harry now: he’s as slick as a watermelon-seed
when it comes to pickin’ a sheet of music with
a whistle in it; but put him in a game like Joe’s,
with the law cross-eyed from winkin’ and frownin’
at the same time, and he’d lose his nerve.”
“It ain’t a game, Loo.
Joe says there ain’t a reason why a fellow can’t
sell a theater ticket at a profit, just like Harry
sells a sheet of music. Sidewalks are free for
all.”
“Leave it to Joe to stretch
the language like a rubber band. His middle name
is Gutta-Percha.”
“He was your friend first.”
“He is yet, Beauty even
if you have grabbed him. I like him he’s
one good sport; but with Joe’s gift for tongue-work
he could make a jury believe a Bowery jewelry store
ought to have a habeas corpus for every body
it snatches; he could rob a cradle and get a hero medal
for it.”
“I sometimes I I
don’t know how to take him, Loo. We’ve
been goin’ together steady now; and sometimes
I think he he likes me, and sometimes I
think he don’t.”
“Take it from me, you got him
going. I never knew him to take a five-evenings-a-week
lease on anybody’s time.”
“Six.”
“Six! For all I know, you you’re
keepin’ things from me. Lemme see your
left hand whatta you blushing for, Beauty?
Whatta you blushing for?”
“Aw, Loo!”
“Say, how does this jacket look,
Ess? Half them judges over there at the Poppy
watch your clothes more’n your feet.”
“Swell!”
“Well, is this where me and Harry exit, Beauty?”
“Yeh; you go ahead, Loo.
I I’ll tell Joe you and Harry went
on ahead to-night.”
“I gotta half bottle of Hartley’s
Heart’s Ease at home, Ess. Tell your old
lady to have it on me. Don’t you worry,
kiddo. I used to have heart trouble so bad I’d
breathe like a fish at a shore dinner and
look at me now! I’ll bring it to-morrow a
tablespoonful before meals.”
“Good night, Loo. I’ll see you Monday.”
“Put on a little more color
there, Doll, or you’ll never get nothin’
out of him. You look as scared as an oyster.
Lordy, you can handle him easy! Lemme know what
happens. S’long! S’long!”
“Good night, Loo!”
Miss Birdsong brushed at her soft
cheeks with the pink tip of a rabbit’s foot,
and the color sprang out to match the rose-colored
sateen facing of her hat. Her lips opened in
a faint smile; and after a careful interval she scrambled
into her jacket, flung a good-night kiss to the doorman,
and hurried through the gloomy foyer.
No sham like the sham of the theater!
Its marble façade is classic as a temple, and its
dirty gray-brick rear opens out on a cat-infested alley.
The perfumes of the auditorium are the fumes of the
wings. Thespis wears a custom-made coat of many
colors, but his undershirt is sackcloth.
Miss Birdsong stepped out of a gold
and mauve hallway, through a grimy side-door, and
into an area as black as a pit; and out from its blackest
shadows a figure rose to meet her.
“Joe?”
“Yeh; where’s Loo and Harry?”
“I dunno; they they went on.”
“Hurry up, Beauty. I ain’t
so much of a favorite round this theater that I can
bask in this sunny spot.”
“I didn’t mean to keep you waitin’
so long, Joe.”
“Believe me, you’re the
foist little girl I ever hung round an usher’s
exit for.”
“Honest, am I, Joe?”
“Surest thing! The stage-door
is my pace, and for nothing short of head-liners,
neither. I gotta like a girl pretty well to hang
round on the wrong side of the footlights for her,
sweetness.”
“Joe, I I wish I knew if you was
kiddin’.”
“Kiddin’ nothin’!”
They emerged into the white shower
from a score of arc-lights; and Mr. Joe Ullman, an
apotheosis of a classy-clothes tailor’s dearest
dream, in his brown suit, brown-bordered silk handkerchief
nicely apparent, brown derby hat and tan-top shoes,
turned his bulldog toes and fox-terrier eyes to the
north, where against a fulvous sky the Palais
du Danse spelled itself in ruby and emerald
incandescents with the carefully planned effect of
green moonlight floating in a mist of blood.
“Joe” she dragged
gently at his coat-sleeve, and a warm pink spread out
from under the area of rouge “Joe,
you know what you promised for to-night?”
“What, kiddo? The sky’s
my limit. I’ll taxi you till the meter gives
out. I’ll buy you ”
“You have promised so long,
Joe. Come on! Let’s go up home to-night.
Be a sport, and let’s go. Ma’s got
a midnight supper waitin’, and ”
“The doctor says home cookin’s bad for
me, sweetness.”
He cocked his hat slightly askew,
stroked a chin as blue as a priest’s, and winked
down at her.
“Honest, sweetness, I’m
going to buy you a phonograph record of ’Home
Sweet Home Ain’t Sweet Enough for Me’ ”
“She’s waitin’ up
for us, Joe; she ain’t hardly able to be up,
but she’s waitin’, Joe.”
“Ain’t I told you I’m
going up with you some night when I’m in the
humor for it? I feel like a ninety-horse-power
dancer to-night, Doll. Whatta you bet I sold
more seats for your show to-night than the box-office?
Whatta you bet?”
“Joe you promised.”
“Sure, and I’m going to
keep it; but I’m wearin’ a celluloid collar
to-night, hon, and the fireside ain’t no place
for me. I wouldn’t wanna blow your mamma
to smithereens.”
“Joe!”
“I wouldn’t honest, sweetness,
I wouldn’t.”
“Joe, comin’ to our house
ain’t like bein’ company honest!
When the boys and girls from the store used to come
over we’d roll back the carpets, and ma’d
play on an old comb and Jimmie’d make a noise
like a banjo, and ”
“Hear! Hear! You sound like ‘Way
Down East’ gone into vaudeville.”
“Come on up to-night, Joe like you
promised.”
“We’ll talk it over a
little later, sweetness. Midnight ain’t
no time to call on your best girl’s dame.
What’ll she be thinkin’ of us buttin’
in there for midnight supper? To-morrow night’s
Sunday that’ll be more like it.”
“She got it waitin’ for
us, Joe. All week she been fixing every night,
and us not comin’. She knows it’s
the only time we got, Joe. She says she’d
rather have us come home after the show than go kiting
round like this. Honest, Joe, she’s regular
sport herself. She used to be the life of her
department; the girls used to laff and laff at her
cuttings-up. She’s achin’ to see
you, Joe. She knows I we she don’t
talk about nothin’ else, Joe; and she’s
sick it scares me to think how sick maybe
she is.” He leaned to her upturned face;
tears trembled on her lashes and in her voice.
“Please, Joe!”
“To-morrow night, sure, little
Essie Birdsong. Gawd, what a name! Why didn’t
they call you ”
“They always used to call us the Songbirds at
the store.”
“Look, will you? Read ’Tango
Contest next Monday night!’ Are you game, little
one? We’d won the last if they’d kept
the profesh off the floor. Come on! Let’s
go in and practise for it.”
“Not to-night, Joe, please.
We’re only four blocks from home, and it ain’t
right, our keepin’ company like this every night
for three months and not goin’. It ain’t
right.”
He paused in the sea of green moonlight
before the gold threshold of the Palais du
Danse, whose caryatides were faun-eyed Maenads
and AEgipans. The gold figure of a Cybele in
a gold chariot raced with eight reproductions of herself
in an octagonal mirror-lined foyer, and a steady stream
of Corybantes bought admission tickets at twenty-five
cents a Corybant.
Phrygian music, harlequined to meet
the needs of Forty-second Street and its anchorites,
flared and receded with the opening and closing of
gilded doors.
“Come on, girlie! To-morrow
night we’ll do the fireside proper.”
“You never nev-er
do anything I ask you to, Joe. You jolly me along
and jolly me along, and then do nothing.”
He released her suddenly, plunged
his hands into his pockets, and slumped in his shoulders.
“I don’t, don’t
I? That’s the way with you girls a
fellow ties hisself up like a broken arm in a sling,
and that’s the thanks he gets! Ain’t
I quit playin’ pool? Didn’t I swear
to you on your little old Sunday-school book to cut
out pool? Didn’t the whole gang gimme the
laff? Ain’t I cuttin’ everything ain’t
I? pool and cards pool and all?”
“I know, Joe; but ”
“You gotta quit naggin’
me about the fireside game, sis. I’m going
to meet your dame some day sure I am; but
you gotta let me take my time. You gotta let
me do it my way you gotta quit naggin’
me. A fellow can’t stand for it.”
“She’s sick, Joe.”
“Sure she is; and to-morrow
night we’ll buy her an oyster loaf or something
and take it home to her. How’s that, kiddo?”
“That ain’t what she wants, Joe it’s
us.”
“I just ain’t home-broke that’s
all’s the matter with me. Put me in a parlor,
and I get weak-kneed as a cat bashful as
a banshee! You gotta let me do it my way, Peaches
and Cream. Just like a twenty-five-cent order
of ’em you look, with them eyes and cheeks and
hair. To-morrow night, sweetness huh?”
“Honest, Joe?”
“Cross my heart and bet on a dark horse!”
She slid her hand into the curve of
his elbow, her incertitude vanishing behind the filmy
cloud of a smile.
“All right, Joe; to-morrow night,
sure. You walk as far as home with me now, and ”
“Gawd bless my soul! You
ain’t going to leave me at the church, are you?”
“I gotta go right home, Joe.”
“Gee! Why didn’t
you tell a fellow? I could have tied up ten times
over for a Saturday night. There’s a little
dancer over at the Orpheum would have let out a six-inch
smile for the pleasure of my company to-night.
Gee! you’re a swell little sport nix!”
“Joe!”
“Come on in for ten minutes,
and if you’re right good I’ll shoot you
home in a taxi-cab just as quick as if we went now.
Just ten minutes, sweetness.”
“No more, Joe.”
“Cross my heart and bet on a dark horse just
ten minutes.”
She smiled at him from the corners
of her shadowed eyes and stepped into the tessellated
foyer.
“Satisfied now, Mr. Smarty?”
she said, smiling at eight reflections of herself
and swaying to the rippling flute notes and violin
phrases that wandered out to meet them.
“You’re all right, sweetness!”
Within the Sheban elegance of the
overlighted, overheated, overgilded dining and dance
hall his pressure of her arm tightened and the blood
ran in her veins a searing flame.
“Gee! Look at the jam, Joe!”
“Over there’s a table for two, sweet right
under them green lights.”
“Say, whatta you know about
that? There’s that same blonde girl, Joe,
we been seein’ everywhere. Honest, she
follows us round every place we go her
and that fellow that was dancing up at the Crescent
last night remember?”
They drew up before a marble-topped
table, one of a phalanx that flanked a wide-open space
of hard-wood floor, like coping round a sunken pool;
and his eyes took a rapid resume of the polyphonic
room.
“Good crowd out to-night, sweetness.
They all know us, too.”
“Yes.”
“Wanna dance and show ’em we’re
in condition?”
“No, Joe.”
The music flared suddenly; chairs
were pushed back from their tables, leaving food and
drink in the attitude of waiting. A bolder couple
or two ventured out on the shining floor-space, hesitant
like a premonitory ripple on the water before the
coming of the wind; another and yet another.
And almost instanter there was the intricate maze of
a crowded floor women swaying, men threading
in, out, around.
“What’ll you have to drink, sweetness?”
“Lemonade, please.”
“I know a better one than that.”
“What?”
“Condensed milk!”
“Silly! I just can’t
get used to them bitter-tasting things you try out
on me.”
“You’re all right, little Lemonade Girl!”
He leaned across the table and peered
under the pink sateen. Its reflection lay like
a blush of pleasure across her features, and she kept
her gaze averted, with a pretty malaise trembling
through her.
“You’re all right, little Peaches and
Cream.”
“You you’re all right, too,
Joe.”
“You mean that, sweetness?”
“I mean it if you mean it.”
“Do I mean it! Say, do
I give a little queen like you my company eight nights
out of seven for the fun of kiddin’ myself along?”
“I know you ain’t, Joe; that’s what
I keep tellin’ ma.”
“Sittin’ there screwing
your lips at me like that! You got a mouth just
like just like red fruit, like a cherry
that would bust all over the place if a bird took
a peck at it.”
Her bosom, little as Juliet’s,
rose to his words, and she giggled after the immemorial
fashion of women.
“Oh, Joe! If only if only if
only ”
“If only what, sweetness?”
“If only ”
“Huh?”
“Aw, I can’t say it.”
“Whistle it, then, sweetness.”
“It don’t do us no good
to talk about things, Joe. We we never
get anywhere.”
“What’s the use o’
talking, then, sweetness? Here’s your lemonade.
I wish I was in the baby-food class ’pon
my soul I do! Look, sweetness; this is the stuff,
though. Look at its color, will you? Red
as a moonshiner’s eye! Here, waiter, leave
that siphon; I might wanna shoot up the place.”
“You promised, Joe, not ”
“Sure; I ain’t goin’
to, neither. Did I keep my pool promise?
Ain’t heard a ball click for weeks! Will
I keep this one? Watch! Two’s my limit,
Peaches. I’d swear off sleepin’ if
you wanted me to.”
“Would you, Joe? That’s what I want
you to tell ma when ”
“Aw, there you go again!
Honest, the minute a fellow feels hisself warming
up inside you begin tryin’ to reach up to the
church-tower and ring the bells.”
“Joe!”
“Sure you do.”
“You make me ashamed when you talk like that.”
“Then cut it, sweetness. Come on; let’s
finish out this dance.”
“It worries her so, Joe.
She asks and asks till I I don’t know
what to say no more when I see her wastin’ away
and all. I Gawd, I don’t know!”
“For Gawd’s sakes, don’t
leak any tears here, Ess! This gang here knows
me. Ain’t I told you I like you, girl?
I like you well enough to do anything your little
heart de-sires; but this ain’t the place to talk
about it.”
“That’s what you always say, Joe; no place
is the place.”
“Gee, ain’t it swell enough
just the way we are just like it is, us
knocking round together? I ain’t your settling-down
kind, sister. You’re one little winner,
and I like your style o’ sweetness, but I ain’t
what you’d call a homesteader.”
“Joe!”
“Sure; I mean it. I like
you well enough to do any little thing your heart
desires; but I never look far ahead, hon. I’m
near-sighted.”
“What what about me?”
“I ain’t got nothing saved
up not a dime. You tell your dame you
tell her we we just understand each other.
Huh? How’s that? That’s fair
enough, ain’t it?”
“Whatta you mean, Joe?
You always say that; but please, Joe, please tell
me what you mean?”
“Listen, kiddo. Say, listen
to that trot they’re playin’, will you?
Come on, sis; be a sport! To-morrow night we’ll
talk about anything your little heart desires.
Come on, one round! Don’t make me sore.”
“Aw, no, Joe; I gotta go.”
“One round, sweetness see,
I’ll pay the check. See, two rounds round,
and we’ll light out for home. Look, they’re
all watchin’ for us two rounds, sweetness.”
“One, you just said, Joe.”
“One, then, little mouse.”
They rose to the introductory titillation
of violins; she slid into his embrace with a little
fluid movement, and they slithered out on the shining
floor. A light murmur like the rustle of birds’
wings went after them, and couples leaned from their
tables to watch the perfect syncopation of their steps.
His slightly crepuscular eyes took on the sheen of
mica; the color ran high in her face, and her lips
parted.
“They sit up and take notice when we slide out,
don’t they, little one?”
“Yes.”
“Some class to my trotting, ain’t there,
sweetness?”
“Yeh. Look, Joe; we gotta go after this
round it’s nearly twelve.”
“Twice round, sweetness, and
then we go. If we ain’t got the profesh
beat on that Argentine Dip I’ll give ten orchestra
seats to charity and let any box-office in this town
land me for what I’m worth.”
“Joe!”
“Aw, I was only kiddin’.
They got as much chance with me as a man with Saint
Vitus’s dance has of landing a trout. Gee,
you’re pretty to-night, sweetness!”
“Sweetness yourself!”
“Peaches and Cream!”
“Come on, Joe; this is twice round.”
“Once more, sweetness just
once more! See, you got me hypnotized; my feet
won’t stop. See, they keep going and going.
See, I can’t stop. Whoa! Whoa!
Honest, I can’t quit! Whoa! We gotta
go round once more, sweetness. I just can’t stop!”
“Just once more, Joe.”
At one o’clock the gas-flame
in the hallway outside the rear third-floor apartment
flared sootily and waned to a weary bead as the pressure
receded. Through the opacity of the sudden fog
the formal-faced door faded into the gloom, and Miss
Essie Birdsong pushed the knob stealthily inch by
inch to save the squeak.
“Plunk-plunk-plunka-plunka-plunk-plunk!
Essie?”
“‘Sh-h-h-h!
Yes, Jimmie it’s only me. Why
you makin’ that noise? Why’s the
light burning? What’s ”
“Essie! Essie, is that you and ”
“Ma dearie, you What’s
the matter? You ain’t sick, are you?
What’s what’s wrong, Jimmie?
Please, what’s wrong?”
She stood with her back to the door,
her face struck with fear suddenly, as with white
forked lightning, and her breath coming on every alternate
heart-beat.
“Ma! Jimmie! For Gawd’s sakes,
what’s the matter?”
The transitional falsetto of her brother’s
voice came to her gritty as slate scratching slate,
and cold, prickly flesh sprang out over her.
“Don’t come in here!
You you and your friend stay out there a
minute till ma kinda gets her breath back; she she’s
all right ain’t you, ma? You
and your friend just wait just a minute, Ess.”
“Me and –”
“Yeh; both of you wait.
Nothing ain’t wrong is it, ma?
There, just lay back on the pillow a minute, ma.
Gwan; be a sport! Look, your cheek’s all
red from restin’ on my shoulder so long.
Lemme go a minute and bring Essie and her gen’l’man
friend in to see you. Gee! After you been
waitin’ and waitin’ you you
ain’t goin’ to give out the last minute.
There ain’t nothin’ to be scared about,
ma. Lemme go in just a minute. Here it is,
ma; don’t break it seven years’
bad luck for smashin’ a hand-mirror. Here;
you look swell, ma swell!”
“Tell him it ain’t like
me to give out like this. Take them bottles and
that ice away, Jimmie throw my flowered
wrapper over my shoulders. There! Now tell
him, Jimmie, it ain’t like me.”
“Surest thing, ma. Watch me!”
He emerged from the bedroom suddenly,
his face twisted and his whispering voice like cold
iron under the stroke of an anvil, and Essie trembled
as she stood.
“Jimmie!”
“You you devil, you! Where is
he?”
She edged away from him with limbs
that seemed as though they took root at every step
and she must tear each foot from the carpet.
“To-morrow night he’s
comin’ sure, Jimmie; he couldn’t to-night,
he couldn’t.”
Jimmie’s lips drew back from
his gums as though too dry to cover them.
“You you street-runner, you!”
“Jimmie!”
“You you you ”
“For Gawd’s sakes, she’ll hear you,
Jimmie!”
“You devil, you! You’ve
killed her, I tell you! I’ve been holdin’
her in there for two hours, with the sweat standing
out on her like water you ”
“Oh, Gawd! Jimmie, lemme run for old
man Gibbs; lemme ”
“Oh no, you don’t!
Lizzie Marks down-stairs is gone for him but
that ain’t goin’ to help none; what she
wants is you you and your low-down
sneaking friend; and she’s goin’ to have
him, too.”
“He’s gone, Jimmie. What ”
“You can’t come home here
to-night without him you can’t!
You better run after him, and run after him quick.
You can’t come home here to-night without him,
I tell you! Whatta you going to do about it huh?
Whatta you going to do? Quick! What?”
She trembled so she grasped the back
of a chair for support, and tears ricocheted down
her cheeks.
“I can’t, Jimmie!
He’s gone by now; he’s gone by now out
of sight. I can’t! Please, Jimmie!
I’ll tell her! I’ll tell her!
Don’t don’t you dare come near
me! I’ll go, Jimmie I’ll
go. ’Sh-h-h!”
“You gotta get him you
can’t come here to-night without him. I
ain’t goin’ to stand for her not seeing
him to-night. I I don’t care
how you get him, but you ain’t going to kill
her! You gotta get him, or I’ll ”
“Jimmie ’sh-h-h!”
“Jimmie, tell him it ain’t like me to
give out like this. Tell ”
“Yes, ma.”
“Yes, ma we’re
comin’. Joe’s waitin’ down at
the door. I’ll run down and bring him up;
he he’s so bashful. In a minute,
ma darlin’.”
She flung open the door and fled,
racing down two flights of stairs, with her steps
clattering after her in an avalanche, and out into
a quiet street, which sprung echoes of her flying
feet.
After midnight every pedestrian becomes
a simulacrum, wrapped in a black domino of mystery
and a starry ephod of romance. A homeward-bound
pedestrian is a faun in evening dress. Fat-and-forty
leans from her window to hurtle a can at a night-yelling
cat and becomes a demoiselle leaning out from the
golden bar of Heaven.
In the inspissated gloom of the street
occasional silhouettes hurried in silent haste; and
a block ahead of her, just emerging into a string of
shop lights, she could distinguish the uneven-shouldered
outline of Joe Ullman and the unmistakable silhouette
of his slightly askew hat.
She sobbed in her throat and made
a cup of her hands to halloo; but her voice would
not come, and she ran faster.
A policeman glanced after her and
struck asphalt. A dog yapped at her tall heels.
Even as she sped, her face upturned and her mouth dry
and open, the figure swerved suddenly into a red-lighted
doorway with a crescent burning above it; and, with
her eyes on that Mecca, she pulled at her strength
and gathered more speed.
The crescent grew in size and redness,
and its lettering sprang out; and suddenly she stopped,
as suddenly as an engine jerking up before a washout.
CRESCENT POOL AND BILLIARD ROOM
OPEN ALL NIGHT
And her heart folded inward like the
petals of a moonflower.
Stretched to the limit of their resilience,
the nerves act reflexly. The merest second of
incertitude, and then automatically she swung about,
turned her blood-driven face toward the place from
whence she came and groped her way homeward as Polymestor
must have groped after being blinded in the presence
of Hecuba.
Tears hot from the geyser of shame
and pain magnified her eyes like high-power spectacle-lenses;
and when she reached the dim entrance of the cliff
dwelling she called home an edge of ice stiffened round
her heart and her feet would not enter.
A silhouette lurched round a black
corner and zigzagged toward her, and she held herself
flat as a lath against the building until it and its
drunken song had lurched round another corner; a couple
hurried past with interlinked arms; their laughter
light as foam. More silhouettes a
flat-chested woman, who wore her shame with the conscious
speciousness of a prisoner promenading in his stripes;
a loutish fellow, who whistled as he hurried and vaulted
up the steps of the Electric Institute three steps
at a bound; an old man with an outline like a crooked
finger; a shawled woman; a cab lined with vague faces,
and streamers of laughter floating back from it; and,
standing darkly against the cold wall, Essie, with
the tears drying on her cheeks, and her whole being
suddenly galvanized by a new thought.
A momentary lull in the drippy streamlet
of pedestrians; she leaned out into the darkness and
peered up, then down the aisle of street. A shadow
came gliding toward her, and she stepped forward; but
when the street-lamp fell on the cold eyes and cuttlefish
stare she huddled back into her corner until the steps
had receded like the stick-taps of a blind man.
Two women in the professional garb
of nurses twinkled past, twitting each to each like
sparrows; a man whose face was narrow and dark, bespeaking
in his ancestry a Latin breed, kept close to the shadow
of the buildings; and, with her finger-nails cutting
her palms, she stepped out from her lair directly
in his path and clasped her hands tighter to keep
them from trembling.
“You please!”
He glanced down at her yellowish face,
with the daubed-on red standing out frankly, tossed
her a sneer and a foreign expression, and brushed
by. She darted back as though he had struck at
her, and panic closed her in.
A young giant, tall as a Scandinavian
out of Valhalla, with wide shoulders, a wide stride,
and heavy-soled, laced-to-the-knee boots that clattered
loudly, ran up the steps of the Electric Institute,
and she flashed across the sidewalk, her arm reaching
out.
“You please!”
He paused, with the street lamp full
on his smiling mouth and wide-apart, smiling eyes,
one foot in the act of ascending, after the manner
of tailors’ fashion-plates, which are for ever
in the casual attitude of mounting stairs.
“You please! Please ”
“Aw, little lady, go home and
go to bed. This ain’t no time and place
for a little thing like you. Here, take this and
go home, little girl.”
She arrested his arm on its way to
his pocket, her breath crowding out her words, and
the stinging red of shame burning through her rouge.
“No, no! For Gawd’s sakes, no!
It’s my mother ”
He brought his feet down to a level.
“Your mother?”
“Yes; she’s sick maybe
dyin’. I please she
wants to see somebody that can’t can’t ”
“What, little lady?”
“She’s sick dyin’ maybe.
She wants to see somebody that can’t can’t ”
“Take your time, little lady can’t
what?”
“Can’t come.”
“Who can’t come?”
“He my young he’s
a young man. She’s never seen him; and if please,
if you’d come and act super just like
you was fillin’ in at a show; if you’d
act like my young man just for a minute please!
My friend, he can’t come he can never
come; but she she wants him. You come,
please! You come, please!”
She tugged at his arm, and he descended
another step and peered into the exacerbated anxiety
of her face.
“On the level, little lady?”
“Please just for
a minute! For somebody that’s sick maybe
dyin’. Just tell her you’re my young
man tell her everything’s all right everything’s
comin’ all right for all of us, for her and and
my little brother, and and me you
and me like you was my young man, please,
lovin’ and all. And tell her how pretty
her poor hair is and how everything’s goin’ goin’
to be all right. Come, please it’s
just next door.”
“Why, you poor little thing!
I ain’t much on play-actin’; and look at
my hands all black from the power-house!”
“Please! That ain’t
nothin’. It’ll be only a minute.
Just kinda say things after me and don’t let
her know don’t let her know that I I
ain’t got any young man. Don’t let
her know!”
“You poor little thing, you shaking
like a leaf! Lead the way; but not so fast, little
lady you’ll give out.”
She cried and laughed her relief and
dragged him across the sidewalk; and every step up
the two flights she struggled to keep her hysterical
voice within the veil of a whisper.
“Just say everythin’ right
after me. You you’re my young
man and real sweet on me; and we’re going to
get you know; everythin’ is goin’
to be fine, and my little brother’s going to
the Electric Institute, and everythin’s goin’
to be swell. Be right lovin’ to her, sir she’s
so sick. Oh, Gawd, I ”
“Don’t cry, little girl.”
“I ain’t cryin’.”
“Careful; don’t stumble.”
“Don’t you stumble. Can you
see? The landing’s so dark.”
“Yes; I can see by the shine of your hair, little
lady.”
“’Sh-h-h-h!”
The door stood open at the angle she
had left it, and by proxy of the slab of mirror over
the mantelpiece she could see her mother’s head
propped against her brother’s gold-braided shoulder,
and the bright eyes shining out like a gazelle’s
in the dark.
“Essie?”
“We are here, ma me
and Joe.” She threw a last appeal over her
shoulder and led the way into the bedroom; her companion
followed, stooping to accommodate his height to the
doorway.
“Ma dearie, this is Joe.”
“Joe! It ain’t like
me, Joe, not to get up; but I just ain’t got
the strength to-night, Joe.”
He bent his six-feet-two over the
bed and smiled at her from close range.
“Well, well, well! So this is ma dear,
dearie?”
“That’s her, Joe.”
“This won’t do one bit,
ma. Me and the little lady’s got to get
you cured up in a hurry don’t we,
little lady?”
“Ma dearie, Joe’s been wantin’ and
wantin’ to come for so long.”
“For so long I been wantin’ to come, ma
dearie; but ”
“But he’s so bashful. Ain’t
you, Joe? Bashful as a banshee.”
“Bashful ain’t no name for me, ma.
I’d shy at a baby.”
“Honest, ma dearie, he’s as shy as anything.”
“If I wasn’t, wouldn’t
I have been up to see my little lady’s mother
long ago wouldn’t I? Ain’t
you going to shake hands with me, ma dearie?”
She held up a hand as light as a leaf,
and he took it in a wide, gentle clasp that enveloped
it.
“Ma dearie!”
Her violet lids fluttered, and she
lay back from the gold-braided shoulder to her pillow,
but smiling.
“I like your hand, Joe; I like it.”
“I want you to, ma.”
“We I was afraid,
Joe, I wouldn’t, you never comin’ at all.
Shake it, Jimmie, and see.”
“Aw!”
“It’s a strong hand, like
your papa’s was, Essie. Shake it, Jimmie.
I feel just like cryin’, it’s so good.
Shake it, Jimmie.”
Across the chasm of youth’s prejudice Jimmie
held out a reluctant hand.
“And this is the big brother, is it, little
lady?”
“That’s what he calls hisself, Joe he
calls me his little sister.”
“He’s gotta be a big brother to her, Joe;
she’s so so little.”
“Shake, old man; and take off
that grouch. Over where I live a fellow’d
be fined ten cents for that scowl. If we got anything
to square, you and me’ll square it outside after
school. What do you say to that, ma dearie?
Ain’t it right?”
“Jimmie’s tired out, Joe.”
“Like fun I am!”
“He’s been proppin’
me up all these hours so I could breathe easier plunkin’
and doin’ all his funny kid stunts for his old
ma, Essie plunkin’ like a banjo,
and plunkin’. I liked it. Sometimes
it was like I was floatin’ in a skiff with your
papa on Sunday afternoons in the park, Essie.
I liked it. He’s all tired out ain’t
you, Jimmie, my boy?”
“Naw!”
“He’s sore at his sister,
Joe. But he’s a good boy and smart;
you wouldn’t believe it, Joe, but when it comes
to mechanics he he’s just grand.”
“Aw, cut it, ma! I ain’t strikin’
to make a hit.”
“He’s only tired, Joe, and don’t
mean nothin’ he says.”
“Naw; I’m only tryin’ my voice out
for grand opery!”
“You’re a regular sorehead with me, ain’t
you, old man?”
“Aw!”
“He ain’t easy at makin’
up with strangers, Joe; but he’s a smart one.
See that on the table? That’s his self-chargin’
dynamo; it’s a great invention, Joe, the janitor
says. You tell him about it, Jimmie.”
“There ain’t nothin’ to tell.”
“Don’t believe it, Joe; the janitor’s
a electrician, and he says ”
“Aw!”
“See! There it is, Joe.”
“Aw, I don’t want everybody pokin’
and nosin’!”
“Lemme have a look at it, old
man. I know something about dynamos myself.
Say, that looks like a neat little idea. How does
she work?”
“See you generate right down in here.
See? She worked that time, ma.”
“Jimminycracks! Where’d
you get your juice and Well, well!
Whatta you know about that? Don’t even
have to reverse. I guess that storage down there
ain’t some stunt!”
“See, Jimmie, my boy! I
told you it was a grand invention. Hear what Joe
says?”
“Say, kid, you bring that take
that over to the Institute to-morrow. I know
a fellow over there’ll protect your rights and
work that out with you swell.”
“See, Jimmie, your your old ma was
right!”
“Aw, the generator don’t
always work like that only about four times
out of six. I’m kinda stuck on the ”
“Say, kid, what you wanna do
is protect your rights on that, and and
bring it over take it over to the Institute.
You’ll give ’em the jolt of their lives
over there. I know a fellow’s been chasin’
this idea ten years, and you’re fifty per cent.
closer to the bull’s-eye than he is.”
“Hear, Jimmie! Hear, Essie!
Just like I been sayin’. I been beggin’
and beggin’ him, Joe, but he he’s
so stubborn; and ”
“Aw, ma, cut it, can’t you?”
“He’s so stubborn about it, Joe.”
“There’s no use tryin’
to force him, ma; but he’s gotta good idea there
if he handles it right.”
“Aw, she ain’t finished yet she
don’t spark right.”
“That what I’m telling
you, kid. What you need is a laboratory, where
you’ve got the stuff to work with and men who
can give you a steer where you need it, and ”
“Aw!”
“I’ll go over with you.
I know a fellow over there he’s the
guy that helped Kinney win his transmitter prize.
You’ll give him the jolt of his life, old man.
Huh, kid? Wanna go over?” He placed his
hand on the gold-braided shoulder and smiled down.
“Huh? You on, old man?”
“Aw, I ain’t much for buttin’ in
places.”
“Are you on, Jimmie? It’s your chance,
old man.”
“Aw!”
“Jimmie! Jimmie, my boy, I ”
“Aw, I said I was on, didn’t I, ma?”
“Sure, he said he was on, ma dearie. Shake
on it, old man!”
“Jimmie! Jimmie, my boy honest! it’s
just like your papa was talkin’! Don’t
leggo my hand, Joe. Layin’ here with
my eyes shut, it’s just like he was talkin’
hisself. He’s he’s like
your papa was, Essie, big and strong.”
“Yes, darlin’.”
“Is that the doctor? Is Lizzie Marks come
back? Is that ”
“No; not yet, ma.”
“You’re all tired out,
Essie baby. Look at your little face! Go
wash it, baby, and cool it off before old man Gibbs
comes.”
“It ain’t hot, ma.”
“He brought you into the world,
Essie baby, and I don’t want him to see it to
see it all all ”
“I’m all right, ma. Lemme stay by
you.”
“Go wash your face, Ess. Ma says go wash
your face.”
“You shut up, Jimmie Birdsong it
ain’t your face!”
“You know all righty, missy, why she wants you
to wash it you know ”
“Ma, he keeps fussin’ with me! Jimmie,
please don’t.”
“Aw, I ain’t, neither,
ma. She’s always peckin’ at me.
I I ain’t mad at her; but I want
her to wash that that stuff off her face.”
“Jimmie!”
Her lips quivered, and she glanced
toward the stranger, with her lips drooping over her
eyes like curtains to her shame; and he smiled at her
with eyes as soft as spring rain, his voice a caress.
“Go, little lady. You’re
all tired out and too pretty and too sweet not to
wash your face and cool it off.”
“She’s gotta go, or I’ll get her
in a corner and rub ”
“I’m goin’, ain’t
I, Jimmie? Honest, the minute we make up you begin
pickin’ a fuss again.”
“Oh, my children!”
“Oh, Gawd, there she goes off
again! Why don’t old man Gibbs come?
Lay her down, Joe; she can’t breathe that way.
Look! Her hands are all blue-like. Hold
her up, Joe! Oh, Gawd, why don’t old man
Gibbs come? She’s all shakin’ all
shakin’!”
“No, I ain’t. What
you cryin’ there at the foot of the bed for,
Essie? It ain’t no time to cry now, darlin’.
It’s like it says on the crocheted lamp-mat
your papa’s aunt did for us ’God
is Good!’ Where is that mat, Essie? I I
ain’t seen it round for so long.
God is good! God is good!
Where is that mat, Essie?”
“It’s round somewheres,
ma. It’s old and worn out in
the rag-bag, maybe.”
“Well get it out, Essie.”
“Yes, ma.”
“Promise, Essie!”
“Sure, ma; we’ll get it out and keep it
out.”
“Oh, Joe, why did you keep us
waitin’ and waitin’? She’s so
little and pretty. Look at her dimples, Joe,
even when she’s cryin’. The prettiest
girl in the notions, she was; and I I been
so scared for her, Joe. Why did you keep us waitin’
and waitin’?”
“Me and the little girl was
slow in getting here, ma; but we we’re
here for good now ain’t we, little
lady? Little lady with the hair just like ma’s!”
“She gets it from me, Joe.
Her papa used to say her hair was like the copper
trimmings of his machines. Such machines he kept,
Joe! His boss told me hisself they were just
like looking-glasses, Essie, come closer, darlin’.
You won’t forget the lamp-mat, will you, darlin’ the
lamp-mat?”
“Oh no, ma. Oh, Gawd!
Ma, you ain’t mad at me? Please please!
Honest, ma, your little Essie didn’t know.”
“Ma knows we didn’t know,
little lady. She ain’t mad at us. She’s
glad that everything’s going to be all right
now; and you and her and Jimmie and me are ”
“Oh, my children!”
She smiled and slipped her fingers
between her daughter’s face and the coverlet.
“Look up, Essie! I feel
so light! I feel so light! It’s like
it says on the lamp-mat just like it says,
Essie.”
“Ma! Ma darlin’, open your eyes!”
“Ma!”
“Here, Jimmie, lend a hand!
Lemme hold her up so! No; don’t
give her any more of that black stuff, Jimmie, old
man. Wait till the doctor comes. Let her
lie quiet on my arm just like that; and
hand me that ammonia-bottle there, Essie, like a sweet
little lady. See there! She’s coming
round all right. Who says she ain’t coming
to? Now, ma now!”
“Joe, don’t leggo me!”
“Sure I won’t, ma dearie.”
She warmed to life slightly, and the
tears seeped through her closed eyes, and she felt
of his supporting arm down the length of his sleeve.
“Joe! Essie, that you?”
“Ma darlin’, we’re all here.”
“Don’t cry, little lady.
See, she’s coming out of it all right. Here,
gimme a lift, Jimmie. See there! She’s
got her breath all right again.”
They laid her back on the pillow,
and she folded her hands lightly, ever so lightly,
like lilies, one atop the other.
“Children! Children, I’m ready.”
“Ready for what, ma? Some more black medicine?”
“Just ready, Jimmie,
my boy! Here, Joe; hold my hand. It’s
like his was, children big and strong.”
“Aw, ma! Come on! Perk up!”
“I am, Jimmie, my boy.”
“Perk up for sure, I mean.
Gee, ain’t there enough to perk about? Look
at Joe and Ess enough to give a fellow the
Willies, pipin’ at each other like sugar’d
melt in their mouths!”
“My Jimmie’s a great one for teasin’
his sister, Joe.”
“And look at me, ma ain’t
I going to take my dynamo over to the Institute?
And ain’t the whole bunch of us right here next
to your bed? And just look, ma look
at the two of ’em turning to sugar right this
minute from lovin’ each other! Ain’t
it the limit? Look at us, ma all here
and fine as silkworms.”
“Yes, yes, Jimmie; that’s
why I feel so light. I never felt so light before.
It’s like it says on the lamp-mat, Jimmie just
like it says. I’m ready for sure, my darlin’s.”
“Oh, Gawd, ma ready
for what? Look at us, ma dearie all
three of us standing here ready for what,
dearie?”
“You tell ’em, Joe; you you’re
big and strong.”
“I I don’t know, ma. I
don’t think I I know for sure, dearie.”
“Ready for what, ma? Tell us, darlin’.”
She turned her face toward them, a smile printed on
her lips.
“Just ready, children.”