Granny Pyetangle lived in a little
thatched cottage, with a garden full of sweet-smelling,
old-fashioned flowers. It was one of a long row
of other thatched cottages that bordered the village
street. At one end of this was the Inn, with
a beautiful sign-board that creaked and swayed in
the wind; at the other, Dame Fossie’s shop, in
which brandy-balls, ginger-snaps, balls of string,
tops, cheese, tallow candles, and many other useful
and entertaining things were neatly disposed in a
small latticed window.
All Granny Pyetangle’s relations
were dead; and she lived quite alone with her little
grandson ’Zekiel, who had been a mingled source
of pride and worry to her, ever since he left off
long-clothes and took to a short-waisted frock with
a wide frill round the neck, that required constant
attention in the way of washing and ironing.
’Zekiel’s favourite place
to play in was Granny Pyetangle’s cottage doorway.
A board had been put up to prevent
him rolling out on to the cobblestone pavement; and
this board though very irritating to ’Zekiel
in many ways as preventing him from straying
down the road and otherwise enjoying himself was
yet not to be despised, as he soon discovered, when
he was learning to walk.
It was one of the few things he could
grasp firmly, without its immediately sliding away,
doubling up, turning head over heels, or otherwise
throwing him violently down on the brick floor of the
kitchen before he knew what had happened
to him!
Granny Pyetangle frequently went to
have a chat with Dame Fossie, her large sun-bonnet
shading her wrinkled old face, a handkerchief crossed
neatly over her print bodice. On these occasions
’Zekiel accompanied his grandmother, hanging
on to her skirts affectionately with one hand, whilst
he waved a crust of brown bread in the other a
crust which he generally carried concealed about his
person, for the two-fold purpose of assisting through
his teeth and amusing himself at every convenient
opportunity.
Whilst Granny Pyetangle discussed
the affairs of the neighbours, ’Zekiel would
sit on the floor by her side contentedly sucking his
crust, and looking with awe upon the contents of the
shop. Such a collection of good things seemed
a perfect fairy-tale to him, and he would often settle
in his own mind what he would have when he grew up
and had pence to rattle about in his trousers’
pocket, like Eli and Hercules Colfox.
Like most children in short petticoats,
who contrary to the generally-received
idea are constantly meditating on every
subject that comes under their notice; ’Zekiel
had his own ideas about Granny Pyetangle and her friend
Dame Fossie.
His grandmother ought to have spent
more of her money on peppermint-cushions, tin trumpets,
and whip-tops, and less on those uninteresting household
stores; and Dame Fossie should have remembered that
crusts are poor work when brandy-snaps and gingerbread
are spread before you, and ought more frequently to
have bestowed a biscuit on the round-eyed ’Zekiel,
as he played with the cat, or poked pieces of stick
between the cracks of the floor when Granny Pyetangle
wasn’t looking.
Though ’Zekiel had no brothers
and sisters, he had a great many friends, the chief
of which were Eli and Hercules Colfox, his next door
neighbours, who were very kind and condescending to
him in spite of the dignity of their corduroy trousers.
’Zekiel had a way of ingratiating
himself with everyone, and of getting what he wanted,
that inspired the slower-witted Eli and Hercules with
awe and admiration; until one day he took it into his
head to long for Dame Fossie’s celebrated black
and white spotted china dog!
All the village knew this dog, for
it had stood for years on a shelf above the collection
of treasures in the shop window. It was not an
ordinary china dog such as you can see in any china
shop now-a-days, but one of the old-fashioned kind,
on which the designer had (like the early masters)
expended all his art upon the dignity of expression
without harassing himself with petty details.
Proudly Dame Fossie’s dog looked
down upon the world, sitting erect, with his golden
padlock and chain glittering in any stray gleams of
sunshine; his white coat evenly spotted with black,
his long drooping ears, neat row of carefully-painted
black curls across the forehead, and that proud smile
which, though the whole village had been smitten down
before him, would still have remained unchangeable.
It was this wonderful superiority
of expression that had first attracted ’Zekiel
as he played about on the floor of Dame Fossie’s
parlour.
The china dog never looked at him
with friendly good-fellowship, like the other dogs
of the village. It never wanted to share his crusts,
or upset him by running up against his legs just as
he thought he had mastered the difficulties of “walking
like Granny!”
It was altogether a strangely attractive
animal, and ’Zekiel, from the time he could
first indistinctly put a name to anything, had christened
it the “Fozzy-gog” out of compliment to
its owner, Dame Fossie and the “Fozzy-gog”
it remained to him, and to the other children of the
village, for ever after.
When ’Zekiel was nearly six
years of age Granny Pyetangle called him up to her,
and asked what he would like for his birthday present.
’Zekiel sat down on a wooden
stool in the chimney corner, where the iron pot hung,
and meditated deeply.
“Eli and Hercules to tea, and
a Fozzy-gog to play with,” he said at last and
Granny Pyetangle smiled and said she would see what
she could do “’Zekiel was a
good lad, and deserved a treat.”
’Zekiel’s birthday arrived,
and the moment he opened his eyes he saw that his
grandmother had redeemed her promise.
On a rush chair beside his pillow
stood the very double of the Fozzy-gog! yellow
eyes, gold collar and padlock, black spots, and all
complete!
’Zekiel sprang up, and scrambled
into his clothes as quickly as possible. He danced
round Granny Pyetangle in an ecstasy of delight, and
scarcely eat any breakfast, he was in such a hurry
to show his treasure to his two friends.
As he handed it over the low hedge
that separated the two gardens he felt a proud boy,
but Eli did not appear so enthusiastic as ’Zekiel
expected. He said that “chaney dogs was
more for Grannies nor for lads,” and that if
he had been in ’Zekiel’s place he would
have chosen a fine peg-top.
Poor ’Zekiel was disappointed.
The tears gathered in his eyes. He hugged the
despised china dog fondly to him, and carried it indoors
to put in a place of honour in Granny Pyetangle’s
oak corner-cupboard where it looked out
proudly from behind the glass doors, in company with
the best tea-cups, a shepherdess tending a woolly
lamb, two greyhounds on stony-white cushions, and
Grandfather Pyetangle’s horn snuff-box.
Time passed on, and ’Zekiel’s
petticoats gave place to corduroy breeches, but his
devotion to the china dog never waned. He would
talk to it, and tell it all his plans and fancies,
and several times he almost persuaded himself that
it wagged its tail and nodded to him. In fact,
he was quite sure that when Granny Pyetangle was ill
that winter, the china dog was conscious of the fact,
and looked at him with its yellow eyes full of compassion
and sympathy.
Poor Granny Pyetangle was certainly
very ill. She had suffered from rheumatism for
many years, and was sometimes almost bent double with
it; but that autumn it came on with increased violence,
and ’Zekiel, who nursed his old grandmother
devotedly, had to sit by the bed-side for hours giving
her medicine, or the food a neighbour prepared for
her, just as she required it.
Granny Pyetangle was sometimes rather
cross in those days, and would scold poor ’Zekiel
for “clumping in his boots” and “worritting” but
’Zekiel was very patient.
“Sick people is wearing
at times,” said Dame Fossie. “Come
you down to me sometimes, ’Zekiel, and I’ll
let you play with my chaney dog. It isn’t
fit as young lads should be cooped up always!” and
when Granny Pyetangle had a neighbour with her, ’Zekiel
gladly obeyed.
One evening he ran down the village
street with a smile on his face, and a new penny in
his pocket. Squire Hancock had given it to him
for holding his horse, and he was going to spend it
at Dame Fossie’s on a cake for his grandmother.
Twilight was falling, yet Dame Fossie’s
shop was not lighted up; which was strange, as a little
oil lamp generally burned in the window as soon as
it grew dusk.
The shop door was shut and locked,
and ’Zekiel ran round to the back, and climbing
on the edge of the rain-water butt, he peered over
the white dimity blind, into the silent kitchen.
No one was there, and yet Dame Fossie
must be somewhere in the house, for he distinctly
heard sounds of thumping and scraping going on upstairs.
“I’ll get in through the
window, and surprise her!” said ’Zekiel;
and as one of the latticed panes was unfastened he
proceeded to push it gently open, and creep in on
to the table that stood just beneath it.
He unlatched the kitchen door, and
stole up the ricketty staircase.
The sounds continued, but more loudly.
Evidently there was a house-cleaning going on, and
’Zekiel supposed this was why Dame Fossie had
been deaf to his repeated knockings. He lifted
the latch of the room from which the noise proceeded,
and peeping cautiously in, beheld such a strange sight
that he remained rooted to the ground with astonishment.
Dame Fossie’s furniture was
piled up in one corner the oak bureau,
and the rush-bottomed chairs, inside the four-post
bedstead. A pail of water stood in the middle
of the floor; and close by was the Fozzy-gog himself,
with a mop between his paws, working away with the
greatest energy.
He was about four times his ordinary
size, as upright as ’Zekiel himself, and was
directing the work of several other china dogs; amongst
whom ’Zekiel immediately recognized his own property,
Granny Pyetangle’s birthday present!
Everyone seemed to be too busy to
notice ’Zekiel as he stood half in the doorway.
Two of the dogs were scouring the floor with a pair
of Dame Fossie’s best scrubbing brushes, another
was dusting the ceiling with a feather broom; whilst
several, seated round the four-post bedstead, were
polishing it with bees’ wax and “elbow-grease.”
They all listened to the Fozzy-gog with respectful
attention, as he issued his directions; for he was
evidently a person in authority.
It did not occur to ’Zekiel
to be surprised that all the dogs were chatting together
in very comprehensible Dorsetshire English. To
see them actually living, and moving about, was such
an extraordinary thing that it swallowed up every
other feeling, even that of fear.
“Make haste, my good dogs!
Put the furniture straight, and have all ready.
Dame Fossie will be returning soon, and we must be
back on our shelves before her key turns,” said
the Fozzy-gog cheerfully.
The dogs all worked with renewed energy,
and before ’Zekiel could collect his scattered
wits enough to retreat or hide himself, the room was
in perfect order, and out trooped the china dogs carrying
the buckets, brooms, and brushes, they had been using.
As they caught sight of ’Zekiel,
the Fozzy-gog jumped several feet into the air.
“What! ’Zekiel spying
upon us!” he screamed angrily. “Bring
the lad into the kitchen. We must examine into
this,” and he clattered down the steep stairs
with his mop into the wash-house.
Poor ’Zekiel followed trembling.
His own dog had crept up to him, and slipped one paw
into his hand, whispering hurriedly, “Don’t
be downhearted, ’Zekiel. Never contradict
him, and he will forgive you in a year or two!”
“A year or two!” thought
’Zekiel wretchedly. “And never contradict
him, indeed! when he says I was spying on him.
A likely thing!” and he clung to his friend,
and dragged him in with him into the kitchen.
The Fozzy-gog sat in Dame Fossie’s
high-backed chair in the chimney corner, the other
china dogs grouped around him. It reminded ’Zekiel
of the stories of Kings and their Courts, and no doubt
the Fozzy-gog was a king in his
own opinion at least.
He questioned ’Zekiel minutely
as to how he happened to come there so late in the
evening; and to all the questions ’Zekiel answered
most truthfully.
The frown on the Fozzy-gog’s
face relaxed more and more an amiable smile
began to curl the corners of his mouth, and he extended
his paw in a dignified manner towards ’Zekiel,
who felt like a prisoner reprieved.
“We forgive you, ’Zekiel!
You have always been a good friend to us, and your
own dog speaks well of you,” said the Fozzy-gog
benignly. “You must give us your word you
will never mention what you have seen. In the
future we must be china dogs to you, and nothing
more; but in return for this you may ask one thing
of us, and, if possible, we will grant it.”
’Zekiel hesitated. Wild
possibilities of delight in the shape of ponies and
carts flitted rapidly through his mind, and then the
remembrance of Granny Pyetangle, lying ill and suffering
on her bed in the little sloping attic, drove everything
else from his mind.
“I want my poor old Granny to
be well again,” he said, looking the Fozzy-gog
bravely in the face “and I don’t
want naught else. If you’ll do that, I’ll
promise anything that’s to say, anything
in reason,” added ’Zekiel, who prided
himself on this diplomatic finish to his sentence which
was one he had frequently heard his grandmother make
use of in moments of state and ceremony.
The Fozzy-gog appeared to be favourably
impressed by ’Zekiel’s request. He
rose from his chair, and waved his paw graciously.
“We dismiss this gathering!”
he cried. “And you, Pyetangle” pointing
to ’Zekiel’s china dog “take
your master home, and bring him to our meeting at
the cross-roads to-morrow at midnight. Do not
fail. Farewell!”
As he spoke the Fozzy-gog shrank and
stiffened. His black curls acquired their usual
glaze, and he had just time to jump upon the shelf
above the shop window, before he froze into his immovable
china self again.
The other dogs disappeared through
the open kitchen casement; and ’Zekiel found
himself in the village street without in the least
knowing how he got there!
It was almost dark as he ran home,
but as he swung open the garden gate, he fancied he
saw something white standing exactly in the centre
of the pathway. He was sure he heard a faint barking,
and a voice whispered “Wait a minute,
’Zekiel, I want to talk to you.” ’Zekiel
retreated a step, and sat down gasping on a flower
bed.
“I want to talk to you,” repeated the
little voice.
’Zekiel craned forward, though
he was trembling with fright, and saw in the fast
gathering shadows his own china dog, standing beside
Granny Pyetangle’s favourite lavender bush though
how it managed to get there so quickly he could not
imagine! He stretched out his hand to stroke
it, and started up, as instead of the cold china, he
felt the soft curls of a fluffy fur coat.
“Tell me what it all means!
Oh, do’ee, now!” said ’Zekiel, almost
crying.
The china dog sat down by ’Zekiel’s
side, and putting one paw affectionately on his knee,
looked up in his face, with his honest yellow eyes.
“The Fozzy-gog has commissioned
me to explain all about it,” he said confidentially.
“So don’t be frightened, and no harm will
come of it! Twice every month (if we can escape
unobserved) we take the form of ordinary dogs, and
meet together to amuse ourselves, or to work for our
owners. There are many of us in the village, and
as the Fozzy-gog is our ruler, we are bound to obey
him, and to work more for old Dame Fossie than for
anybody else. Yesterday we knew she was going
to visit her married daughter. We determined
to have a thorough house-cleaning, and were just in
the midst of it when you came in! It was a good
thing the Fozzy-gog happened to be in a good temper,
and knew you well! We have never before been
discovered. He is a hasty temper, and it certainly
was irritating!”
’Zekiel began to recover from
his terror, and grasped the china dog by the paw.
He felt proud to think that his ideas about china dogs
had proved true. They were not merely “chaney” as
Eli and Hercules contemptuously expressed it; but
were really as much alive as he was himself, after
all!
“However did you manage to get
out of Granny Pyetangle’s cupboard?” enquired
’Zekiel, curiously.
“Oh, I put those lazy greyhounds
and the shepherdess at it,” replied the china
dog. “They worked all night, and managed
to undo the latch early this afternoon. They’re
bound to work for me like all the inferior china things,”
and he shook his head superciliously.
“And now,” said ’Zekiel,
“please tell me how the Fozzy-gog is going to
get my Granny well.”
“Ah, that I mayn’t tell
you,” said the china dog. “You must
come with me to-morrow night to the Dog-wood, and
you will hear all about it.”
As he spoke, he began to shrink and
stiffen in the same remarkable way as the Fozzy-gog,
and a moment after he was standing in his ordinary
shape in the centre of the cobblestone pathway.
The moonlight shone upon his quaint
little figure and the golden padlock at his neck.
’Zekiel sprang up just as the cottage door opened,
and a neighbour came out calling, “’Zekiel!
’Zekiel! Drat the lad! Where be you
gone to?”
’Zekiel tucked the china dog
under his arm and hurried in, receiving a good scolding
from Granny Pyetangle and her friend for “loitering,”
but he felt so light-hearted and cheerful, the hard
words fell round him quite harmlessly.
“Granny ’ll be well to-morrow!
Granny ’ll be well to-morrow!” he kept
repeating to himself over and over again, and he ran
into the kitchen just before going to bed to make
sure the things in the corner cupboard were safely
shut away for the night.
’Zekiel hardly knew how he got
through the next day, so impatient was he for the
evening. Granny Pyetangle was certainly worse.
The neighbours came in and shook their heads sadly
over her, and Dame Fossie hobbled up from her shop
and offered to spend the night there, as it was “no’
fit for young lads to have such responsibilities” and
this offer ’Zekiel eagerly accepted.
As soon as it grew dusk, he unlatched
the door of the oak cupboard; and then being very
tired for he had worked hard since daylight he
sat down in Granny Pyetangle’s large chair, and
in a minute was fast asleep.
He was awakened by a series of pulls
at his smock-frock; and starting up he saw that it
was quite dark, except for the glow of a few ashes
on the hearth-stone, and that the china dog, grown
to the same size as he had been the evening before,
was trying to arouse him.
“Wake up, ’Zekiel!”
he said in a low voice. “Dame Fossie is
upstairs with your Granny, and we must be off.”
’Zekiel rubbed his eyes, and
taking his cap down from a peg, and tying a check
comforter round his neck, he followed the china dog
from the kitchen, and closed and latched the door
behind him.
Out in the moonlit street, the china
dog kept as much as possible in the shadow of the
houses; ’Zekiel following, his hob-nailed boots
click, clicking against the rough stones
as he stumbled sleepily along.
They soon left the village behind
them, and plunged into a wood, which, stretching for
miles across hill and dale, was known to be a favourite
haunt of smugglers.
’Zekiel instantly became very
wide awake indeed, and unpleasant cold shivers ran
down his back, as he thought he saw black and white
forms gliding amongst the trees, and yellow eyes glancing
at him between the bare branches.
“It isn’t smugglers.
It’s the dogs galloping to the meeting place,”
said the china dog, who seemed able to read ’Zekiel’s
thoughts in a very unnatural manner.
They soon left the rough pathway they
had been following, and ’Zekiel, clinging to
the china dog’s paw, found himself in the densest
part of the wood, which was only dimly lighted by
a few scattered moonbeams.
“We are getting near the Dog-wood
now,” said the china dog as they hurried on,
and in another moment they came out on to the middle
of a clearing, round which a dense thicket of red-stemmed
dog-wood bushes grew in the greatest luxuriance.
In the centre was a large square stone,
like a stand; on which sat the Fozzy-gog, surrounded
by about fifty china dogs of all shapes and sizes,
but each one with a gold padlock and chain round his
neck, without which none were admitted to the secret
society of the “Fozzy-gogs.”
’Zekiel was drawn reluctantly
into the magic circle, while every dog wagged his
tail as a sign of friendly greeting.
The Fozzy-gog nodded graciously, and
immediately the dogs commenced a wild dance, with
many leaps and bounds; round the stone on which their
ruler was seated.
The moonlight shone brightly on their
glancing white coats; and behind rustled the great
oak trees, their boughs twisted into fantastic forms,
amidst which the wind whistled eerily.
’Zekiel shuddered as he looked
at the strange scene, and longed sincerely to be back
again in his little bed at Granny Pyetangle’s.
“However, it won’t do
to show I’m afraid, or don’t like it,”
he said to himself, so he capered and hopped with
the others until he was quite giddy and exhausted,
and forced to sit down on a grassy bank to recover
himself.
“The trees are playing very
well to-night,” said a dog as he skipped by.
“Come and have another dance?” and he flew
round and round like a humming top.
’Zekiel shook his head several
times. He was so out of breath he could only
gasp hurriedly “No, no! No more,
thank you!” but his friend had already disappeared.
The Fozzy-gog now approached him.
He carried something in his paw, which he placed in
’Zekiel’s hand.
“Put this on Grandmother Pyetangle’s
forehead when you return to-night promise
that you will keep silence for ever about what you
have seen and to-morrow she will be well!”
“I promise,” said ’Zekiel.
“Oh, Fozzy-gog! I’ll never forget
it!”
“No thanks,” said the
Fozzy-gog. “I like deeds more than words.
Pyetangle shall take you home.”
He beckoned to ’Zekiel’s
dog, who came up rather sulkily and ’Zekiel
found himself outside the magic circle, and well on
his way home, almost before he could realize that
they had started!
As he entered Granny Pyetangle’s
little garden, he saw that a light was still burning
in her attic.
He went softly into the kitchen.
It was quite dark, but a ray of moonlight enabled
him to see the china dog open the cupboard; and, rapidly
shrinking, place himself on his proper shelf again.
’Zekiel then took off his boots,
ran up the creaking stairs, and tapped softly at Granny
Pyetangle’s bedroom. No one answered, so
he pushed open the door.
Dame Fossie sat sleeping peacefully
in a large rush-bottomed chair by the fireplace and
Granny Pyetangle, on her bed under the chintz curtains,
was sleeping too.
’Zekiel laid the Fozzy-gog’s
leaf carefully on her forehead, and creeping from
the room, threw himself on his own little bed, and
was soon as fast asleep as the two old women.
The next morning, when Granny Pyetangle
awoke, she said she felt considerably better, and
so energetic was she that Dame Fossie had great difficulty
in persuading her not to get up.
Dame Fossie tidied up the place, and
was much annoyed to find a dead leaf sticking to Granny
Pyetangle’s scanty grey hair. “How
a rubbishy leaf o’ dog-wood came to get there,
is more nor I can account for,” she said
crossly, as she swept it away into the fire, before
’Zekiel could interfere to rescue it.
Granny Pyetangle’s recovery
was wonderfully rapid. Every day she was able
to do a little more, and ’Zekiel’s triumph
was complete when he was allowed to help her down
the stairs into the kitchen, and seat her quavering,
but happy, on the great chair in the chimney corner.
“Well, it do seem pleasant to
be about agin,” said Granny Pyetangle, smoothing
her white linen apron. “No’but you
have kept the place clean, ’Zekiel, like a good
lad. There’s those things in corner cupboard
as bright as chaney can be! and that chaney dog o’
yours sitting as life-like as you please! It
wouldn’t want much fancy to say he was wagging
his tail and looking at me quite welcoming!”
The wood fire blazed and crackled,
the kettle sang on its chain in the wide chimney.
Granny Pyetangle was almost well, and quite happy;
and ’Zekiel felt his heart overflowing with
gratitude towards the Fozzy-gog.
“I’ll never forget him.
Never!” said ’Zekiel to himself, “and
I wouldn’t tell upon him not if anyone was to
worrit me ever so!” and indeed he
never did.
Years passed, and Dame Fossie’s
shop was shut, and Dame Fossie herself was laid to
rest. Her daughter inherited most of her possessions;
but “to my young friend ’Zekiel
Pyetangle, I will and bequeath my china dog, hoping
as he’ll be a kind friend to it,” stood
at the end of the sheet of paper which did duty as
her will. And so ’Zekiel became the owner
of the Fozzy-gog after all!
Granny Pyetangle has long since passed
away, but the little thatched cottage is still there,
with the garden full of lavender bushes and sweet-smelling
flowers. From the glass door of the corner cupboard
the Fozzy-gog and his companion look out upon the world
with the same inscrutable expression; and ’Zekiel
himself, old and decrepit, but still cheerful, may
at this moment be sitting in the cottage porch, watching
his little grandchildren play about the cobblestone
pathway, or talking over old times with Eli and Hercules
Colfox, who, hobbling in for a chat, take a pull at
their long pipes, and bemoan the inferiority of everything
that does not belong to the time when “us were
all lads together.”