Sir Frank Random was an amiable young
gentleman with as the saying goes all
his goods in the shop window. Fair-haired and
tall, with a well-knit, athletic figure, a polished
manner, and a man-of-the-world air, he strictly resembled
the romantic officer of Bow Bells, Family Herald,
Young Ladies’ Journal fiction. But the romance
was all in his well-groomed looks, as he was as commonplace
a Saxon as could be met with in a day’s march.
Fond of sport, attentive to his duties as artillery
captain, and devoted to what is romantically known
as the fair sex, he sauntered easily through life,
very well contented with himself and with his agreeable
surroundings. He read fiction when he did read,
and those weekly papers devoted to sport; troubled
his head very little about politics, save when they
had to do with a possible German invasion, and was
always ready to do any one a good turn. His brother-officers
declared that he was not half a bad sort, which was
high praise from the usually reticent service man.
His capacity may be accurately gauged by the fact
that he did not possess a single enemy, and that every
one spoke well of him. A mortal who possesses
no quality likely to be envied by those around him
is certain to belong to the rank and file of humanity.
But these unconsidered units of mankind can always
console themselves with the undoubted fact that mediocrity
is invariably happy.
Such a man as Random would never set
the Thames on fire, and certainly he had no ambition
to perform that astounding feat. He was fond of
his profession and intended to remain in the army
as long as he could. He desired to marry and
beget a family, and retire, when set free from soldiering,
to his country seat, and there perform blamelessly
the congenial rôle of a village squire, until called
upon to join the respectable corpses in the Random
vault. Not that he was a saint or ever could
be one. Neither black nor white, he was simply
gray, being an ordinary mixture of good and bad.
As theology has provided no hereafter for gray people,
it is hard to imagine where the bulk of humanity will
go. But doubts on this point never troubled Random.
He went to church, kept his mouth shut and his pores
open and vaguely believed that it would be all right
somehow. A very comfortable if superficial philosophy
indeed.
It can easily be guessed that Random’s
somewhat colorless personality would never attract
Lucy Kendal, since the hues of her own character were
deeper. For this reason she was drawn to Hope,
who possessed that aggressive artistic temperament,
where good and bad, are in violent contrast.
Random took opinions from books, or from other people,
and his mind, like a looking-glass, reflected whatever
came along; but Hope possessed opinions of his own,
both right and wrong, and held to these in the face
of all verbal opposition. He could argue and did
argue, when Random simply agreed. Lucy had similar
idiosyncrasies, inherited from a clever father, so
it was just as well that she preferred Archie to Frank.
Had the latter young gentleman married her, he would
have dwindled to Lady Random’s husband, and
would have found too late that he had domesticated
a kind of imitation George Eliot. When he congratulated
Archie on his engagement somewhat ruefully, he little
thought what an escape he had had.
But Professor Braddock, who did not
belong to the gray tribe, knew nothing of this, as
his Egyptological studies did not permit him time to
argue on such commonplace matters. He therefore
failed in advance when he set out to persuade Random
into renewing his suit. As the fiery little man
afterwards expressed himself, “I might as well
have talked to a mollusc,” for Random politely
declined to be used as an instrument to forward the
Professor’s ambition at the cost of Miss Kendal’s
unhappiness. The interview took place in Sir Frank’s
quarters at the Fort on the day after Hervey had called
to propose a search for the corpse. And it was
during this interview that Braddock learned something
which both startled and annoyed him.
Random, at three o’clock, had
just changed into mufti, when the Professor was announced
by his servant. Braddock, determined to give his
host no chance of denying himself, followed close on
the man’s heels, and was in the room almost
before Sir Frank had read the card. It was a
bare room, sparsely furnished, according to the War
Office’s idea of comfort, and although the baronet
had added a few more civilized necessities, it still
looked somewhat dismal. Braddock, who liked comfort,
shook hands carelessly with his host and cast a disapproving
eye on his surroundings.
“Dog kennel! dog kennel!”
grumbled the polite Professor. “Bare desolation
like a damned dungeon. You might as well live
in the Sahara.”
“It would certainly be warmer,”
replied Random, who knew the scientist’s snappy
ways very well. “Take a chair, sir!”
“Hard as bricks, confound it!
Hand me over a cushion. There, that’s better!
No, I never drink between meals, thank you. Smoke?
Hang it, Random, you should know by this time that
I dislike making a chimney of my throat! There!
there! don’t fuss. Take a seat and listen
to what I have to say. It’s important.
Poke the fire, please: it’s cold.”
Random placidly did as he was told,
and then lighted a cigar, as he sat down quietly.
“I am sorry to hear of your trouble, sir.’”
“Trouble! trouble! What particular trouble?”
“The death of your assistant.”
“Oh yes. Silly young ass
to get killed. Lost my mummy, too: there’s
trouble if you like.”
“The green mummy.”
Random looked into the fire, “Yes. I have
heard of the green mummy.”
“I should think you have,”
snapped Braddock, warming his plump hands. “Every
penny-a-liner has been talking about it. When
did you return?”
“On the same day that that steamer
with the mummy on board arrived,” was Random’s
odd reply.
The Professor stared suspiciously.
“I don’t see why you should date your
movements by my mummy,” he retorted.
“Well, I had a reason in doing so.”
“What reason?”
“The mummy ”
“What about it? do
you know where it is?” Braddock started to his
feet, and looked eagerly at the calm face of his host.
“No, I wish I did. How much did you pay
for it, Professor?”
“What’s that to you?” snapped the
other, resuming his seat.
“Nothing at all. But it is a great deal
to Don Pedro de Gayangos.”
“And who the deuce is he? Some Spanish
Egyptologist?”
“I don’t think he is an Egyptologist,
sir.”
“He must be, if he wants my mummy.”
“You forget, Professor, that the green mummy
comes from Peru.”
“Who denied that it did, sir?
You are illogical infernally so.”
The little man rose and straddled on the hearth-rug,
with his back to the fire and his hands under his
coat-tails. “Now, sir,” he said, glaring
at the young man like a school-master “what
the deuce are you talking about? Out with it:
no evasion.”
“Oh, hang it, Professor, don’t
jump down my throat, spurs and all,” said Random,
rather annoyed by this dictatorial tone.
“I never wear spurs: go on, sir, and don’t
argue.”
Sir Frank could not help laughing,
although he knew that it was useless to induce Braddock
to be civil. Not that the Professor, meant to
be rude, especially as he desired to conciliate Random.
But long years of fighting with other scientists and
of having his own scientific way had turned him into
a kind of school-master, and every one knows that they
are the most domineering of the human race.
“It’s a long story,” said the baronet,
with a shrug and a smile.
“Story! story! What story?”
“’That which I am about to tell you.” And then
Random began hurriedly, so as to prevent
further arguments of an unprofitable kind. “I
was at Genoa with my yacht, and there stopped on shore
at the Casa Bianca.”
“What place is that?”
“An hotel. I there met
with a certain Don Pedro de Gayangos and his daughter,
Donna Inez, He was a gentleman from Lima, and had come
to Europe in search of the green mummy.”
Braddock stared.
“And what did this confounded
Spaniard want with my green mummy?” he demanded
indignantly. “How did he know of its existence? what
reason had he to try and obtain it? Answer, sir.”
“I shall let Don Pedro answer
himself,” said Random dryly. “He arrives
in a couple of days, and intends to take rooms at the
Warrior Inn along with his daughter. Then you
can question him, Professor.”
“I question you,” snapped Braddock angrily.
“And I am answering to the best
of my ability. Don Pedro told me nothing beyond
the fact that he wanted the mummy, and had come to
Europe to get it. In some way he learned that
it was in Malta and was for sale.”
“Quite so: quite so,”
rasped the Professor. “He saw the advertisement
in the newspapers, as I did, and wanted to buy it
over my head.”
“Oh, he wanted to buy it right
enough, and wired to Malta,” said Random, “but
in reply he received a letter stating that it had been
sold to you and was being taken to England on The
Diver. I followed The Diver in my yacht and arrived
at Pierside an hour after she did.”
“Ah!” Braddock glared.
“I begin to see light. This infernal Spaniard
was on board, and wanted my mummy. He knew that
Bolton had taken it to the Sailor’s Rest and
went there to kill the poor lad and get my ”
“Nothing of the sort,”
interrupted Sir Frank impatiently. “Don
Pedro remained behind in Genoa, intending to write
and ask if you would sell him the mummy. I wrote
and told him of the murder of your assistant and related
all that had happened. He wired to me that he
was coming to England at once, as as I
told you. He will be in Gartley in a couple of
days. That is the whole story.”
“It is a sufficiently strange
one,” grumbled Braddock, frowning. “What
does he want with my mummy?”
“I cannot tell you. But if you will sell ”
“Sell! sell! sell!” vociferated Braddock
furiously.
“Don Pedro will give you a good price,”
finished Random calmly.
“I haven’t got the mummy,”
said the Professor, sitting down and wiping his pink
head, “and if I had, I certainly would not sell.
However, I’ll hear what this gentleman has to
say when he arrives. Perhaps he can throw some
light on the mystery of this crime.”
“I am perfectly certain that
he cannot, sir. Don Pedro as I said was
left behind in Genoa.”
“Humph!” said the Professor,
unconvinced. “He could easily employ a
third party.”
Random rose, looking and feeling annoyed.
“I assure you that Don Pedro
is a gentleman and a man of honor. He would not
stoop to ”
“There! there!” Braddock
waved his hands. “Sit down: sit down.”
“You shouldn’t say such things, Professor.”
“I say what I desire to say,”
retorted the old gentleman tartly; “but we can
dismiss the subject for the time being.”
“I am only too glad to do so,”
said Random, who was ruffled out of his usual calm
by the veiled accusation which Braddock had brought
against his foreign friend, “and to get to a
more agreeable subject, tell me how Miss Kendal is
keeping.”
“She is ill, very ill,” said the Professor
solemnly.
“Ill? Why, Hope, whom I
met the other day, said that she was feeling very
well and very happy.”
“So Hope thinks, because he
has forced her into an engagement.”
Random started to his feet.
“Forced her? Nonsense!”
“It isn’t nonsense, and
don’t dare to speak like that to me, sir.
I repeat that Lucy poor child is
breaking her heart for you.”
The young man stared and then broke into a hearty
laugh.
“Pardon me, sir, but that is impossible.”
“It isn’t, confound you!”
said Braddock, who did not like being laughed at.
“I know women.”
“You don’t know your daughter.”
“Step-daughter, you mean.”
“Ah, perhaps the more distant
relationship accounts for your ignorance of her character,”
said Random dryly. “You are quite wrong.
I was in love with Miss Kendal, and asked her to be
my wife before I went on leave. She refused me,
saying that she loved Hope, and because of her refusal
I took my broken heart to Monte Carlo, where I lost
much more money than I had any right to lose.”
“Your broken heart seems to
have mended quickly,” said Braddock, who was
trying to suppress his wrath at this instance of Lucy’s
duplicity, for so he considered it.
“Oh, pooh, it’s only my
way of speaking,” laughed the young man.
“If my heart had been really broken I should
not have mentioned the fact.”
“Then you did not love Lucy,
and you dared to play fast and loose with her affections,”
raged Braddock, stamping.
“You are quite wrong,”
said Sir Frank sharply; “I did love Miss Kendal,
or I should certainly not have asked her to be my wife.
But when she told me that she loved another man, I
stood aside as any fellow would.”
“You should have insisted on ”
“On nothing, sir. I am
not the man to force a woman to give me a heart which
belongs to another person. I am very glad that
Miss Kendal is engaged to Hope, as he is a capital
fellow, and will make her a better husband than I
ever could have made her. Besides,” Random
shrugged his shoulders, “one nail drives another
out.”
“Humph! That means you love another.”
“I am not bound to tell you my private affairs,
Professor.”
“Quite so: quite so; but Inez is a pretty
and romantic name.”
“I don’t know what you are talking about,
sir,” said Random stiffly.
Braddock chuckled, having read the
truth in the flush which had crept over Random’s
tanned face.
“I ask your pardon,” he
said elaborately. “I am an old man, and
I was your father’s friend. You must not
mind if I have been a trifle inquisitive.”
“Say no more, sir: that is all right.”
“I don’t agree with you,
Random. Things are not all right and never will
be until my mummy is discovered. Now you can help
me.”
“In what way?” asked the other uneasily.
“With money. Understand,
my boy,” added the Professor in a genial way
which he knew well how to assume, “I should have
preferred Lucy becoming your wife. However, since
she prefers Hope, there’s no more to be said
on that score. I therefore will not make the offer
I came here to make.”
“An offer, sir?”
“Yes! I fancied that you
loved Lucy and were broken-hearted by the news of
her engagement to Hope. I therefore intended to
ask you to give me, or rather lend me, five hundred
pounds on condition that I helped you to ”
“Stop, Professor,” said
Random, coloring, “I should never have bought
Miss Kendal as my wife on those terms.”
“Of course! of course! and as
I say there is no more to be said.
I shall therefore agree to Lucy’s engagement
to Hope” Braddock carefully omitted
to say that he had already agreed and had been paid
one thousand pounds to agree “and
will congratulate you when you lead Donna Inez to
the altar.”
“I never said anything about
Donna Inez, Professor Braddock.”
“Of course not: modern
reticence. However, I can see through a brick
wall as well as most people. I understand, so
let us drop the subject, my boy. And this five
hundred pounds ”
“I cannot lend it to you, Professor.
The fact is, I lost heaps of coin at Monte Carlo,
and am not in a position to ”
“Very good, let us shelve that
also,” said Braddock with apparent heartiness,
although he was really very angry at his failure.
“I am sorry, though, as I wish to get back the
mummy and to revenge poor Sidney Bolton’s death.”
“How can the five hundred do
that?” asked Random with interest.
“Well,” drawled the Professor
with his eyes on the young man’s attentive face,
“Captain Hervey of The Diver came to me yesterday
and proposed to search for the assassin and his plunder
on condition that I paid him five hundred pounds.
I am, as you know, very poor for a scientist, and
so I wished to borrow the five hundred from you on
condition that Lucy ”
“We won’t talk of that
again,” said Random hurriedly; “but do
you mean to say that this Captain Hervey knows of
anything likely to solve this mystery?”
“He says that he does not, and
merely proposes to search. From what I have seen
of the man I should think that he had all the capacities
of a good bloodhound and would certainly succeed.
But he will not move a step without money.”
“Five hundred pounds,”
murmured Random thoughtfully, while the Professor
watched him closely. “I can tell you how
to obtain it.”
“How? In what way?”
“Don Pedro seems to be rich,
and he wants the mummy,” said the baronet.
“So when he comes here ask him to ”
“Certainly not: certainly
not,” raged Braddock, clapping on his hat in
a fury. “How dare you make such a proposition
to me, Random! If this Don Pedro offers the reward
and Hervey finds the mummy, he will simply hand it
over to your friend.”
“He can scarcely do that, since
you have bought the mummy. But Don Pedro is willing
to purchase it from you.”
“Humph!” Braddock moved
to the door, thinking. “I shall reserve
my decision until this man arrives. Good day,”
and he departed.
Random did not attempt to detain him,
as he was somewhat weary of the Professor’s
vagaries. He knew very well that Braddock would
call on Don Pedro when he came to the Warrior Inn,
and join forces with him in searching for the lost
goods. And the train of thought initiated by the
Professor’s visit led Random to a certain drawer,
whence he took the photograph of a splendid-looking
beauty. To this he pressed his lips. “I
wonder if your father will give you to me in exchange
for that mummy,” he thought, and kissed the
pictured face again.