MISS CHARTERIS TAKES CONTROL
The Boy arrived in flannels, his racket
under his arm. He came in, as usual, through
the little green gate in the red-brick fruit-wall at
the bottom of the garden. From the first, he
had taken this privilege, which as a matter of fact
had never been accorded to anybody.
The Professor always entered by the
front door, placed his umbrella in the stand, wet
or shine; left his goloshes on the mat: hung up
his cap and gown, and followed Jenkins into the drawing-room.
Though he had called regularly, twice a week, during
the last dozen years first on his old friend
and tutor, Professor Charteris; after his death, on
his widow and daughter; and, when Miss Charteris was
left alone, on herself only he never failed
to knock and ring; nor did he ever enter unannounced.
The Boy had dashed in at the garden
gate on the occasion of his second visit, and appeared
to consider that he had thus created a precedent which
should always be followed.
Once, and once only on
her thirtieth birthday the Professor had
brought Miss Charteris a bouquet; but, being very absent-minded,
he deposited the bouquet on the mat, and advanced
into the drawing-room carrying his goloshes in his
left hand. Having shaken hands with his right,
he vaguely presented the goloshes. Miss Charteris,
never at a loss where her friends were concerned,
took the Professor’s goloshes from his hand,
carried them out into the hall, found the bouquet on
the mat, and saved the situation by putting the flowers
in water, and thanking the Professor with somewhat
more hilarity than the ordinary presentation of a
bouquet would have called forth.
But to return to the second day.
The Boy arrived in flannels, and tea was a merry
meal. The Boy wanted particulars concerning the
marriage, which had taken place a year or so before,
between Martha maid of thirty years’
standing, now acting as cook-housekeeper to Miss Charteris and
Jenkins, the butler. The Boy wanted to know which
proposed, Jenkins or Martha; in what terms they announced
the fact of their engagement, to Miss Charteris; whether
Jenkins ever “bucked up and looked like a bridegroom,”
and whether Martha wore orange-blossom and a wedding
veil. He extorted the admission that Christobel
had been present at the wedding, and insisted on a
detailed account; over which, when given at last,
he slapped his knee so often, and went into such peals
of laughter, that Miss Charteris glanced anxiously
towards the kitchen and pantry windows, which unfortunately
looked out on the garden.
The Boy expatiated on his enthusiastic
admiration for Martha; but at the same time was jolly
well certain he would have bolted when it came to
“I, Martha, take thee, Jenkins,” had he
stood in the latter’s shoes. Miss Charteris
did not dare admit, that as a matter of fact the sentence
had been: “I, Martha, take thee, Noah.”
That the meek Jenkins should possess so historical
and patriarchal a name, would completely have finished
the Boy, who was already taking considerable risks
by combining much laughter with an unusually large
number of explosive buns.
The Boy would have it, that, excepting
in the rôle of bride and subsequent conjugal owner
and disciplinarian, Martha was perfect.
Miss Charteris admitted Martha’s
unrivalled excellence as a cook, her economy in management,
and fidelity of heart. But Martha had a temper.
Also, though undoubtedly a superficial fault, yet trying
to the artistic eye of Miss Charteris, Martha’s
hair was apt to be dishevelled and untidy.
“It is a bit wispy,”
admitted the Boy, reluctantly. “Why don’t
you tell her so?”
Miss Charteris smiled. “Boy
dear, I daren’t! It would be as much as
my place is worth, to make a personal observation to
Martha!”
“I’ll tell her for you,
if you like,” said the Boy, coolly.
“If you do,” warned Miss
Charteris, “it will be the very last remark
you will ever make in Martha’s kitchen, Boy.”
“Oh, there are ways of telling,”
said the Boy, airily; and pinched an explosive bun.
After tea they took their rackets
and strolled down the lawn, pausing a moment while
she chose him a buttonhole. The tie was orange
on this second day, and she gathered the opening bud
of a William Allen Richardson rose. She smiled
into its golden heart as she pinned it in his white
flannel coat. Somehow it brought a flash of remembrance
of the golden heart of Little Boy Blue, who could
not bear that any one should be past praying for,
or that even a scarecrow should seem lonely.
They crossed the lane and entered
the paddock; tightened the net on the tennis-court;
chose out half a dozen brand-new balls, and settled
down to fast and furious singles.
Miss Charteris played as well as she
had ever played in her life; but the Boy was off his
service, and she beat him six to four. Next time,
he pulled off ‘games all,’ but lost the
set; then was beaten, three to six.
Miss Charteris was glowing with the
exercise, and the consciousness of being in great
form.
“Boy dear!” she called,
as she played the winning stroke of the third set,
“I’m afraid you’re lazy to-day!”
The Boy walked up to the net, and
looked at her through his racket.
“I’m not lazy,”
he said; “but I’m on the wrong side of
Jordan. This sort of thing is waste of time.
I want to go over, and start marching.”
“Don’t be absurd, Boy.
I prefer this side Jordan, thank you; and you
shall stay here until you beat me.”
The Boy won the next set.
It was deliciously cool and quiet
under the mulberry-tree.
The Boy was quite subdued for
him. He seemed inclined to do his marching in
silence, on this second day.
Miss Charteris felt her mental balance
restored. She held the reins to-day, and began
considering how to deal wisely with the Boy.
So much depended upon how she managed him.
At length she said: “Boy,
when you were at Trinity, I often used to see you.
I knew you were my Little Boy Blue of all those years
ago. I used to feel inclined to send for you,
talk to you for your good, and urge you to set to,
and do great things; but I remembered the stone, and
the bucket; and I did not want to let myself in for
a third snubbing.”
The Boy smiled. “Did you
think me a lazy beggar?” he asked. “I
wasn’t really, you know. I did quite a
good deal of all kinds of things. But I didn’t
want to get played out. I wanted to do things
all the rest of my life. Fellows who grind at
college and come out Senior Wranglers, begin and end
there. You don’t hear of ’em again.”
“I see,” said Miss Charteris,
amusement in her eyes. “So you felt it
wisest to avoid being Senior Wrangler?”
“Just so,” said the Boy.
“I was content with a fairly respectable B.A.
and I hope you saw me take it. How rotten it
is, going up in a bunch, all hanging on to an old
chap’s fingers.”
“Boy, Boy! I know all
about you! You wasted golden opportunities; you
declined to use your excellent abilities; you gave
the authorities an anxious time. You were so
disgracefully popular, that everybody thought your
example the finest thing to follow, and you were more
or less responsible for every lark and row which took
place during your time.”
The Boy did not smile. He looked
at her, with a quaint, innocent seriousness, which
made her feel almost uncomfortable.
“Dear,” he said, “I
had plenty of money, and heaps of friends, and I wanted
to have a good time. Also I wanted all the other
fellows to have a good time; and I enjoyed getting
the better of all the old fogies who had forgotten
what youth was like if they’d ever
known it. And I had no mother to ask me questions,
and no sisters to turn up at my rooms unexpectedly.
But I can tell you this, Christobel. I hope
to be married soon; and I hope to marry a woman so
sweet and noble and pure, that her very presence tests
a man’s every thought, feeling, and memory.
And I can honestly look into your dear eyes and say:
My wife will be welcome to know every detail of every
prank I ever played in Cambridge; nor is there a thing
in those three years I need feel ashamed of her knowing.
There! Will that do?”
Miss Charteris threw out a deprecatory
hand. “Oh, Boy dear!” she said.
“I never doubted that. My Little Boy Blue,
don’t I know you? But I cannot let you
talk as if you owe me any explanations. How curious
to think I saw you so often during those years, yet
we never actually met.”
The Boy smiled. “Yes,”
he said, “we were all awfully proud of you, you
know. What was it you took at Girton?”
Miss Charteris mentioned, modestly,
the highest honours in classics as yet taken by a
woman. The Boy had often heard it before.
But he listened with bated breath.
“Yes,” he said, “we
were awfully proud of it, because of your tennis,
and because of you being well, just you.
If you had been a round-shouldered little person
in a placket, we should have taken it differently.
We always called you ‘The Goddess,’ because
of your splendid walk. Did you know?”
“No, Boy, I did not know; but
I confess to feeling immensely flattered. Only,
take a friend’s advice, and avoid conversational
allusions to plackets, because you are obviously ignorant
of the meaning of the word. And now, tell me?
Having successfully escaped so serious a drawback
to future greatness as becoming Senior Wrangler, on
what definite enterprise have you embarked?”
“Flying,” said the Boy,
sitting forward in his chair. “I am going
to break every record. I am going to fly higher,
farther, faster, than any man has ever flown before.
This week, if I had not stayed on here you
know originally I came up only for the ’May week’ I
was to have done a Channel flight. Ah, you don’t
know what it means, to own three flying-machines,
all of different make, and each the best of its kind!
You feel you own the world! And then to climb
into your seat and go whirling away, with the wonderful
hum in your ears, mastering the air the
hitherto invincible air. May I tell you what
I am going to do for my next fly? Start from
the high ground between Dover and Folkestone; fly
over the Channel; circle round Boulogne Cathedral you
remember the high dome, rising out of the old town
surrounded by the ramparts? Then back across
the Channel, and to ground again at Folkestone; all
in one flight; and I hope to do it in record time,
if winds are right.”
“And if winds are wrong, Boy?
If you rush out and take the horrid risks of the
cross-currents you told us about? If something
happens to your propeller, and you fall headlong into
the sea?”
“Oh, it’s all U P then,”
said the Boy, lightly. “But one never expects
that sort of thing to happen; and when it does, all
is over so quickly that there is no time for anticipation.
Beside, there must be pioneers. Every good
life given, advances the cause.”
Christobel Charteris looked at him.
His was not the terrible, unmistakable, relentless
face of the bird-man. He was brilliant with
enthusiasm, but it was the enthusiasm of the sportsman,
keen to excel; of Young England, dauntless, fearless,
eager to break records. The spirit of the true
bird-man had not, as yet, entered into her Little
Boy Blue.
She pressed her hand upon her bosom. It ached
still.
“Boy dear,” she said,
softly. “Has it ever struck you that, if
you marry, your wife whoever she might
be would most probably want you to give
up flying? I cannot imagine a woman being able
to bear that a man who was her all, should
do these things.”
The Boy never turned a hair!
He did not bound in his seat. He did not even
look at her.
“Why, of course, dear,”
he said, “if you wished it, I should give up
flying, like a shot, and sell my aeroplanes.
I know plenty of chaps who would like to buy them
to-morrow. And I’ll tell you what we would
do. We’d buy the biggest, most powerful
motor-car we could get, and we’d tear all over
the country, exceeding the speed-limit, and doing
everything jolly we could think of. That would
be every bit as good as flying, if if we
did it together. I say, Christobel do
you know how to make a sentence of ‘together’?
Just three words: to get her! That’s
what ‘together’ spells for me now.”
Miss Charteris smiled. “You
might have taken honours in spelling, Boy. And
I am not the sort of person who enjoys exceeding speed-limits.
Also I am afraid I have a troublesome habit of always
wanting to stop and see all there is to see.”
But the Boy was infinitely accommodating.
“Oh, we wouldn’t exceed the speed-limit much.
And we would stop everywhere, and see everything.
You should breakfast in London; lunch at the Old White
Horse, Mr. Pickwick’s inn at Ipswich; have tea
at the Maid’s Head, beneath the shadow of Norwich
Cathedral, where you could wash your hands in Queen
Elizabeth’s fusty old bedroom what
a lot of bedrooms Queen Elizabeth slept in, and made
them all fusty and have time to show me
Little Boy Blue’s breakwater at Dovercourt,
before dinner. There’s nothing like motoring!”
“It sounds interesting, certainly,” said
Miss Charteris.
“And then,” continued
the Boy, in a calm business-like voice, “it’s
less expensive than flying. You run through fifty
thousand a year in no time with aeroplanes.
And of course we should want to open both my places.
I’m awfully glad I didn’t let the tenants
in the old home renew their lease. As it is,
they turn out in three months. Oh, I say, Christobel,
I do believe it is a setting worthy of you. Have
you ever seen it? The great hall, the old pictures,
the oak staircase I once rode down it on
my rocking-horse and came to utter smash. And
outside the park, the lake, the beech avenue,
the rose-garden, the peacocks. And a funny little
old village belongs to us. Think how the people
must want looking after. I believe you would
like it all I really believe you would!
And think, ah, just think what it would be to me,
to see my own splendid wife, queen over everything
in my dear jolly old home! Hullo! Hark
to all the clocks! What is that striking?
Seven? Oh, I say! I’m dining with
the Master to-night. I must rush off, and change.
Though I was such a bad lot, they all seem quite
pleased to see me again. Really they do!
Have I stayed too long? ... Sure? ... May
I come to-morrow? ... You are most awfully
good to me. Good-bye.”
And the Boy was gone. He had
held her hand, in a firm, strong clasp, a second longer
than the conventional handshake; his clear eyes, exactly
on a level with hers, had looked at her gravely, wistfully,
tenderly; and he was gone.
She walked slowly up the lawn.
She must write a few letters before post time; then
dress for her solitary dinner.
She felt a little flat; quite without
cause. What could have been more satisfactory,
in every way, than the Boy’s visit; in spite
of his absurd castles in the air? These must
be tactfully demolished to-morrow. To-day, it
was wisest just to let him talk.
Poor Little Boy Blue! Instead
of the walls of Jericho falling, his own castles in
the air would come tumbling about his ears. Poor
Little Boy Blue!
She felt she had been completely mistress
of the situation to-day, holding it exactly as she
wished it to be. There was no need to fear the
remaining days.
And when the seven days were over what
then? ... She certainly felt very flat this evening.
How suddenly the Boy had gone! There was still
so much she wanted to say to him.... And to-morrow
was the Professor’s afternoon. Mercifully,
he never stayed later than four o’clock.
It was to be hoped the Boy would not turn up early!
But there was never any knowing what the Boy would
do.
She smiled as she mounted the flight
of stone steps, and passed into the house.
And, outside the postern gate, the
Boy threw up his cap, and caught it; then started
off and sprinted a hundred yards; then, turning aside,
leapt a five-barred gate, and made off across the fields.
When he pulled up at last, in his own bedroom, he
had just time to tub, shave, and wrestle with his
evening clothes. He communed with himself in
the few moments of enforced stillness, while he mastered
his tie.
“That was all right,”
he said. “I jolly well worked that
all right! There was nothing to frighten her
to-day not a thing. Dear lips!
They never trembled once; and no more turning faint.
And, my Goody, how she lectured me! I wonder
who’s been telling her what. I know why
she did it too. She wanted to feel quite sure
she was bossing the show. And so she was, bless
her! But I marched round! Yes, I jolly
well marched round.... Oh, I say! Can’t
you stop where I put you?” This, to his tie.
Then, with her golden rose
in his button-hole, fastened by the pin from
his flannel coat, off went the Boy to dine with the
Master of his college.
“And the evening and the morning were the
second day.”