The Sieur Lascelles looked round him in that
dim cave.
Ho! he said, this place stinks, and he pulled from his
pocket a dried and shrivelled orange-peel purse stuffed with cloves and ginger.
Ho! he said to the cornet that was come behind him with the Queens horsemen.
Come not in here. This will breed a plague amongst your men! and he
added-
‘Did I not tell you my sister was ill-housed?’
‘Well, I was not prepared against
this,’ the cornet said. He was a man with
a grizzling beard that had little patience away from
the Court, where he had a bottle that he loved and
a crony or two that he played all day at chequers
with, except when the Queen rode out; then he was of
her train. He did not come over the sill, but
spoke sharply to his men.
‘Ungird not here,’ he
said. ‘We will go farther.’ For
some of them were for setting their pikes against
the mud wall and casting their swords and heavy bottle-belts
on to the table before the door. The old man in
the armchair began suddenly to prattle to them all-of a horse-thief that had
been dismembered and then hanged in pieces thirty years before. The cornet
looked at him for a moment and said-
’Sir, you are this woman’s
father-in-law, I do think. Have you aught to
report against her?’ He bent in at the door,
holding his nose. The old man babbled of one
Pease-Cod Noll that had no history to speak of but
a swivel eye.
‘Well,’ the grizzled cornet
said, ‘I shall get little sense here.’
He turned upon Mary Hall.
‘Mistress,’ he said, ‘I
have a letter here from the Queen’s High Grace,’
and, whilst he fumbled in his belt to find a little
wallet that held the letter, he spoke on: ’But
I misdoubt you cannot read. Therefore I shall
tell you the Queen’s High Grace commandeth you
to come into her service-or not, as the
report of your character shall be. But at any
rate you shall come to the castle.’
Mary Hall could find no words for
men of condition, so long she had been out of the
places where such are found. She swallowed in
her throat and held her breast over her heart.
‘Where is the village here?’
the cornet said, ’or what justice is there that
can write you a character under his seal?’
She made out to say that there was
no village, all the neighbourhood having been hanged.
A half-mile from there there was the house of Sir
Nicholas Throckmorton, a justice. From the house-end
he might see it, or he might have a hind to guide
him. But he would have no guide; he would have
no man nor maid nor child to go from there to the justice’s
house. He set one soldier to guard the back door
and one the front, that none came out nor went beyond
the dyke-end.
‘Neither shall you go, Sir Lascelles,’
he said.
‘Well, give me leave with my
sister to walk this knoll,’ Lascelles said good-humouredly.
’We shall not corrupt the grass blades to bear
false witness of my sister’s chastity.’
‘Ay, you may walk upon this
mound,’ the cornet answered. Having got
out the packet of the Queen’s letter, he girded
up his belt again.
‘You will get you ready to ride
with me,’ he said to Mary Hall. ’For
I will not be in these marshes after nightfall, but
will sleep at Shrimpton Inn.’
He looked around him and added-
‘I will have three of your geese
to take with us,’ he said. ’Kill me
them presently.’
Lascelles looked after him as he strode
away round the house with the long paces of a stiff
horseman.
‘Before God,’ he laughed,
’that is one way to have information about a
quean. Now are we prisoners whilst he inquires
after your character.’
‘Oh, alack!’ Mary Hall said, and she cast
up her hands.
‘Well, we are prisoners till
he come again,’ her brother said good-humouredly.
‘But this is a foul hole. Come out into
the sunlight.’
She said-
‘If you are with them, they cannot come to take
me prisoner.’
He looked her full in the eyes with his own that twinkled
inscrutably. He said very slowly-
’Were your mar-locks and prinking-prankings
so very evil at the old Duchess’s?’
She grew white: she shrank away
as if he had threatened her with his fist.
‘The Queen’s Highness
was such a child,’ she said. ’She
cannot remember. I have lived very godly since.’
‘I will do what I can to save
you,’ he said. ’Let me hear about
it, as, being prisoners, we may never come off.’
‘You!’ she cried out. ‘You
who stole my wedding portion!’
He laughed deviously.
’Why, I have laid it up so well
for you that you may wed a knight now if you do my
bidding. I was ever against your wedding Hall.’
‘You lie!’ she said. ‘You gar’d
me do it.’
The maids were peeping out of the cellar, whither
they had fled.
‘Come upon the grass,’
he said. ’I will not be heard to say more
than this: that you and I stand and fall together
like good sister and goodly brother.’
Their faces differed only in that
hers was afraid and his smiling as he thought of new
lies to tell her. Her face in her hood, pale beneath
its weathering, approached the colour of his that
shewed the pink and white of indoors. She came
very slowly near him, for she was dazed. But when
she was almost at the sill he caught her hand and drew
it beneath his elbow.
‘Tell me truly,’ she said,
’shall I see the Court or a prison?... But
you cannot speak truth, nor ever could when we were
tiny twins. God help me: last Sunday I had
the mind to wed my yard-man. I would become such
a liar as thou to come away from here.’
‘Sister,’ he said, ’this
I tell you most truly: that this shall fall out
according as you obey me and inform me’; and,
because he was a little the taller, he leaned over
her as they walked away together.
On the fourth day from then they were
come to the great wood that is to south and east of
the castle of Pontefract. Here Lascelles, who
had ridden much with his sister, forsook her and went
ahead of the slow and heavy horses of that troop of
men. The road was broadened out to forty yards
of green turf between the trees, for this was a precaution
against ambushes of robbers. Across the road,
after he had ridden alone for an hour and a half,
there was a guard of four men placed. And here,
whilst he searched for his pass to come within the
limits of the Court, he asked what news, and where
the King was.
It was told him that the King lay
still at the Fivefold Vents, two days’ progress
from the castle, and as it chanced that a verderer’s
pricker came out of the wood where he had been to
mark where the deer lay for to-morrow’s killing,
Lascelles bade this man come along with him for a
guide.
‘Sir, ye cannot miss the way,’
the pricker said surlily. ’I have my deer
to watch.’
‘I will have you to guide me,’
Lascelles said, ’for I little know these parts.’
‘Well,’ the pricker answered
him, ’it is true that I have not often seen
you ride a-hawking.’
Whilst they went along the straight
road, Lascelles, who unloosened the woodman’s
tongue with a great drink of sherry-sack, learned that
it was said that only very unwillingly did the King
lie so long at the Fivefold Vents. For on the
morrow there was to be driven by, up there, a great
herd of moor stags and maybe a wolf or two. The
King would be home with his wife, it was reported,
but the younger lords had been so importunate with
him to stay and abide this gallant chase and great
slaughter that, they having ridden loyally with him,
he had yielded to their prayers and stayed there-twenty-four
hours, it was said.
‘Why, you know a great deal,’ Lascelles
answered.
‘We who stand and wait had needs
have knowledge,’ the woodman said, ’for
we have little else.’
’Aye, ‘tis a hard service,’
Lascelles said. ’Did you see the Queen’s
Highness o’ Thursday week borrow a handkerchief
of Sir Roger Pelham to lure her falcon back?’
‘That did not I,’ the
woodman answered, ‘for o’ Thursday week
it was a frost and the Queen rode not out.’
‘Well, it was o’ Saturday,’ Lascelles
said.
‘Nor was it yet o’ Saturday,’
the woodman cried; ’I will swear it. For
o’ Saturday the Queen’s Highness shot with
the bow, and Sir Roger Pelham, as all men know, fell
with his horse on Friday, and lies up still.’
‘Then it was Sir Nicholas Rochford,’ Lascelles
persisted.
‘Sir,’ the woodman said,
’you have a very wrong tale, and patent it is
that little you ride a-hunting.’
‘Well, I mind my book,’ Lascelles said.
‘But wherefore?’
‘Sir,’ the woodman answered,
’it is thus: The Queen when she rides a-hawking
has always behind her her page Toussaint, a little
boy. And this little boy holdeth ever the separate
lures for each hawk that the Queen setteth up.
And the falcon or hawk or genette or tiercel having
stooped, the Queen will call upon that eyass for the
lure appropriated to each bird as it chances.
And very carefully the Queen’s Highness observeth
the laws of the chase, of venery and hawking.
For the which I honour her.’
Lascelles said, ‘Well, well!’
‘As for the borrowing of a handkerchief,’
the woodman pursued, ’that is a very idle tale.
For, let me tell you, a lady might borrow a jewelled
feather or a scarlet pouch or what not that is bright
and shall take a bird’s eye-a little
mirror upon a cord were a good thing. But a handkerchief!
Why, Sir Bookman, that a lady can only do if she will
signify to all the world: “This knight is
my servant and I his mistress.” Those very
words it signifieth-and that the better
for it showeth that that lady is minded to let her
hawk go, luring the gentleman to her with that favour
of his.’
‘Well, well,’ Lascelles
said, ’I am not so ignorant that I did not know
that. Therefore I asked you, for it seemed a very
strange thing.’
‘It is a very foolish tale and
very evil,’ the man answered. ’For
this I will swear: that the Queen’s Highness-and
I and her honour for it-observeth very
jealously the laws of wood and moorland and chase.’
‘So I have heard,’ Lascelles
said. ’But I see the castle. I will
not take you farther, but will let you go back to
the goodly deer.’
‘Pray God they be not wandered
fore,’ the woodman said. ’You could
have found this way without me.’
There was but one road into the castle, and that from the
south, up a steep green bank. Up the roadway Lascelles must ride his horse
past four men that bore a litter made of two pikes wattled with green boughs and
covered with a horse-cloth. As Lascelles passed by the very head of it,
the man that lay there sprang off it to his feet, and cried out-
‘I be the Queen’s cousin
and servant. I brought her to the Court.’
Lascelles’ horse sprang sideways, a great bound
up the bank. He galloped ten paces ahead before
the rider could stay him and turn round. The man,
all rags and with a black face, had fallen into the
dust of the road, and still cried out outrageously.
The bearers set down the litter, wiped their brows,
and then, falling all four upon Culpepper, made to
carry him by his legs and arms, for they were weary
of laying him upon the litter from which incessantly
he sprang.
But before them upon his horse was Lascelles and impeded
their way. Culpepper drew in and pushed out his legs and arms, so that
they all four staggered, and-
‘For God’s sake, master,’
one of them grunted out, ’stand aside that we
may pass. We have toil enow in bearing him.’
‘Why, set the poor gentleman
down upon the litter,’ Lascelles said, ’and
let us talk a little.’
The men set Culpepper on the horse-cloth,
and one of them knelt down to hold him there.
’If you will lend us your horse
to lay him across, we may come more easily up,’
one said. In these days the position and trade
of a spy was so little esteemed-it had
been far other with the great informers of Privy Seal’s
day-that these men, being of the Queen’s
guard, would talk roughly to Lascelles, who was a
mere poor gentleman of the Archbishop’s if his
other vocation could be neglected. Lascelles sat,
his hand upon his chin.
‘You use him very roughly if
this be the Queen’s cousin,’ he said.
The bearer set back his beard and laughed at the sky.
‘This is a coif-a
poor rag of a merchant,’ he cried out. ’If
this were the Queen’s cousin should we bear
him thus on a clout?’
‘I am the Queen’s cousin,
T. Culpepper,’ Culpepper shouted at the sky.
‘Who be you that stay me from her?’
‘Why, you may hear plainly,’
the bearer said. ’He is mazed, doited,
starved, thirsted, and a seer of visions.’
Lascelles pondered, his elbow upon
his saddle-peak, his chin caught in his hand.
‘How came ye by him?’ he asked.
One with another they told him the
tale, how, the Queen being ridden towards the north
parts, at the extreme end of her ride had seen the
man, at a distance, among the heather, flogging a dead
horse with a moorland kern beside him. He was
a robbed, parched, fevered, and amazed traveller.
The Queen’s Highness, compassionating, had bidden
bear him to the castle and comfort and cure him, not
having looked upon his face or heard his tongue.
For, for sure then, she had let him die where he was;
since, no sooner were these four, his new bearers,
nearly come up among the knee-deep heather, than this
man had started up, his eyes upon the Queen’s
cavalcade and many at a distance. And, with his
sword drawn and screaming, he had cried out that,
if that was the Queen, he was the Queen’s cousin.
They had tripped up his heels in a bed of ling and
quieted him with a clout on the poll from an axe end.
‘But now we have him here,’
the eldest said; ’where we shall bestow him
we know not.’
Lascelles had his eyes upon the sick
man’s face as if it fascinated him, and, slowly,
he got down from his horse. Culpepper then lay
very still with his eyes closed, but his breast heaved
as though against tight and strong ropes that bound
him.
‘I think I do know this gentleman
for one John Robb,’ he said. ’Are
you very certain the Queen’s Highness did not
know his face?’
‘Why, she came not ever within
a quarter mile of him,’ the bearer said.
’Then it is a great charity
of the Queen to show mercy to a man she hath never
seen,’ Lascelles answered absently. He was
closely casting his eyes over Culpepper. Culpepper
lay very still, his begrimed face to the sky, his
hands abroad above his head. But when Lascelles
bent over him it was as if he shuddered, and then
he wept.
Lascelles bent down, his hands upon
his knees. He was afraid-he was very
afraid. Thomas Culpepper, the Queen’s cousin,
he had never seen in his life. But he had heard
it reported that he had red hair and beard, and went
always dressed in green with stockings of red.
And this man’s hair was red, and his beard,
beneath coal grime, was a curly red, and his coat,
beneath a crust of black filth, was Lincoln green and
of a good cloth. And, beneath the black, his
stockings were of red silk. He reflected slowly,
whilst the bearers laughed amongst themselves at this
Queen’s kinsman in rags and filth.
Lascelles gave them his bottle of
sack to drink empty among them, that he might have
the longer time to think.
If this were indeed the Queen’s
cousin, come unknown to the Queen and mazed and muddled
in himself to Pontefract, what might not Lascelles
make of him? For all the world knew that he loved
her with a mad love-he had sold farms to
buy her gowns. It was he that had brought her
to Court, upon an ass, at Greenwich, when her mule-as
all men knew-had stumbled upon the threshold.
Once before, it was said, Culpepper had burst in with
his sword drawn upon the King and Kate Howard when
they sat together. And Lascelles trembled with
eagerness at the thought of what use he might not
make of this mad and insolent lover of the Queen’s!
But did he dare?
Culpepper had been sent into Scotland
to secure him up, away at the farthest limits of the
realm. Then, if he was come back? This grime
was the grime of a sea-coal ship! He knew that
men without passports, outlaws and the like, escaped
from Scotland on the Durham ships that went to Leith
with coal. And this man came on the Durham road.
Then....
If it were Culpepper he had come unpermitted.
He was an outlaw. Dare Lascelles have trade with-dare
he harbour-an outlaw? It would be
unbeknown to the Queen’s Highness! He kicked
his heels with impatience to come to a resolution.
He reflected swiftly:
What hitherto he had were: some
tales spread abroad about the Queen’s lewd Court-tales
in London Town. He had, too, the keeper of the
Queen’s door bribed and talked into his service
and interest. And he had his sister....
His sister would, with threatening,
tell tales of the Queen before marriage. And
she would find him other maids and grooms, some no
doubt more willing still than Mary Hall. But
the keeper of the Queen’s door! And, in
addition, the Queen’s cousin mad of love for
her! What might he not do with these two?
The prickly sweat came to his forehead.
Four horsemen were issuing from the gate of the castle
above. He must come to a decision. His fingers
trembled as if they were a pickpocket’s near
a purse of gold.
He straightened his back and stood erect.
‘Yes,’ he said very calmly, ‘this
is my friend John Robb.’
He added that this man had been in
Edinburgh where the Queen’s cousin was.
He had had letters from him that told how they were
sib and rib. Thus this fancy had doubtless come
into his brain at sight of the Queen in his madness.
He breathed calmly, having got out
these words, for now the doubt was ended. He
would have both the Queen’s door-keeper and the
Queen’s mad lover.
He bade the bearers set Culpepper
upon his horse and, supporting him, lead him to a
room that he would hire of the Archbishop’s chamberlain,
near his own in the dark entrails of the castle.
And there John Robb should live at his expenses.
And when the men protested that, though
this was very Christian of Lascelles, yet they would
have recompense of the Queen for their toils, he said
that he himself would give them a crown apiece, and
they might get in addition what recompense from the
Queen’s steward that they could. He asked
them each their names and wrote them down, pretending
that it was that he might send each man his crown piece.
So, when the four horsemen were ridden
past, the men hoisted Culpepper into Lascelles’
horse and went all together up into the castle.
But, that night, when Culpepper lay
in a stupor, Lascelles went to the Archbishop’s
chamberlain and begged that four men, whose names he
had written down, might be chosen to go in the Archbishop’s
paritor’s guard that went next dawn to Ireland
over the sea to bring back tithes from Dublin.
And, next day, he had Culpepper moved to another room;
and, in three days’ time, he set it about in
the castle that the Queen’s cousin was come
from Scotland. By that time most of the liquor
had come down out of Culpepper’s brain, but
he was still muddled and raved at times.