Cheri is the Canary-bird, a
yellow bird with a white tail, when the cat leaves
him any tail at all. He came as a gift, and I
welcomed him, but without gratitude. For a gift
is nothing. Always behind the gift stands the
giver, and under the gift lies the motive. The
gift itself has no character. It may be a blunder,
a bribe, an offering, according to the nature and
design of the giver; and you are outraged, or magnanimous,
or grateful. Cheri came to me with no love-token
under his soft wings, only the “good
riddance” of his heartless master. Those
little black eyes had twinkled, those shining silken
feathers had gleamed, that round throat had waved
with melody in vain. He had worn his welcome
out. Even the virtues which should have throbbed,
tender and all-embracing, under priestly vestments,
had no tenderness, no embrace for him, only
a mockery and a prophecy, a cold and cynical prediction
that I should soon tire of his shrill voice.
Yes, Cheri, your sweet silver trills, your rippling
June-brook warbles, were to him only a shrew’s
scolding. I took the bird wrathfully, his name
had been Cherry, and rechristened him on the spot
Cheri, in anticipation of the new life that was to
dawn upon him, no longer despised Cherry, but Cheri,
my cherished one.
He has been with me now nearly a year,
and every trick of his voice and head and tail is
just as fresh, graceful, and charming as on the first
day of his arrival. He is a constant recreation
and delight. I put him in my own room, and went
up to look at him two or three times the first evening.
Every time I looked he would be quite still, but his
little black beads of eyes shone wide open in the candle-light,
and I recalled how Chaucer’s
“Smale foules maken mélodie
That slepen alle night with open
eye,”
and reflected that Cheri certainly
made mélodie enough in the daytime to be ranked
with the poetic tribe; but one night, after he had
been here long enough to have worn away his nervous
excitement, I happened to go into the room very softly,
and the black beads had disappeared. The tiny
head had disappeared, too, and only a little round
ball of feathers was balanced on his perch.
Then I remembered that chickens have a way of putting
their heads in their pockets when they go to sleep,
and poetry yielded to poultry, Cheri stepped out of
Chaucer, and took his place in the hencoop.
He has had an eventful life since
he came to me. In the summer I hung him on a
hook under piazza for the merry company of robins and
bluebirds, which he enjoyed excessively. One
day, in the midst of a most successful concert, an
envious gust swept down the cage, up went the door,
and out flew the frightened bird. I could have
borne to lose him, but I was sure he would lose himself, a
tender little dilettante, served a prince all the
days of his life, never having to lift a finger to
help himself, or knowing a want unsatisfied.
Now, thrown suddenly upon his own resources, homeless,
friendless, forlorn, how could ever make his fortune
in this bleak New England, for all he has, according
to Cuvier, more brains in his head in proportion to
his size than any other created being? I saw
him already in midsummer, drenched with cold rains,
chilled and perishing; but sharper eyes than mine had
marked his flight, and a pair of swift hands plunged
after him into the long grass that tangled his wings
and kept him back from headlong destruction.
Amicable relations between Cheri and the cat are on
a most precarious footing. The cat was established
in the house before Cheri came, a lovely,
frolicsome kitten, that sat in my lap, purred in my
face, rubbed her nose against my book, and grew up,
to my horror, out of all possibility of caresses,
into a great, ugly, fierce, fighting animal, that
comes into the house drenched and dripping from the
mud-puddle in which she has been rolling in a deadly
struggle with every Tom Hyer and Bill Sayers of the
cat kind that make night hideous through the village.
This cat seems to be possessed with a devil every
time she looks at Cheri. Her green eyes bulge
out of her head, her whole feline soul rushes into
them, and glares with a hot, greeny-yellow fire and
fury of unquenchable desire. One evening I had
put the cage on a chair, and was quietly reading in
the room below, when a great slam and bang startled
the house. “The bird!” shrieked a
voice, mine or another’s. I rushed upstairs.
The moonlight shone in, revealing the cage upturned
on the floor, the water running, the seeds scattered
about, and a feather here and there. The cat
had managed to elude observation and glide in, and
she now managed to elude observation and glide out.
Cheri was alive, but his enemy had attacked him in
the flank, and turned his left wing, which was pretty
much gone, according to all appearances. He
could not mount his perch, and for three days, crouching
on the floor of his cage, life seemed to have lost
its charm. His spirits drooped, his appetite
failed, and his song was hushed. Then his feathers
grew out again, his spirit returned to him with his
appetite, and he hopped about as good as new.
To think that cat should have been able to thrust
her villanous claw in far enough to clutch a handful
of feathers of him before she upset the cage!
I have heard that canaries sometimes die of fright.
If so, I think Cheri would have been justified in
doing it. To have a great overgrown monster,
with burning globes of eyes as big as your head and
claws as sharp as daggers, come glaring on you in the
darkness, overturn your house, and grab half your
side with one huge paw, is a thing well calculated
to alarm a person of delicate organization.
Then I said to myself, this cat thinks
she has struck a placer, and a hundred to one she
will be driving her pick in here again directly.
So I removed the cage immediately, and set it on
a high bureau, with a “whisking-stick”
close by it. Sure enough I was awakened the next
morning before day by a prolonged and mournful “maeouw”
of disappointment from the old dragon at not finding
the prey where she had expected. Before she
had time to push her researches to success, she and
I and the stick were not letting the grass grow under
our feet on the stairs. Long after, when the
fright and flurry had been forgotten, the cage was
again left in a rocking-chair in the upper front entry,
where I had been sitting in sunshine all the afternoon
with Cheri, who thinks me, though far inferior to a
robin or a finch, still better than no company at
all. In the course of the evening I happened
to open the lower entry door, when the cat suddenly
appeared on the lower stair. I should have supposed
she had come from the sitting-room with me, but for
a certain elaborate and enforced nonchalance in her
demeanor, a jaunty air of insouciance, as far removed,
on the one hand, from the calm equilibrium of dignity
which almost imperceptibly soothes and reassures you,
as from the guileless gayety of infantile ignorance,
which perforce “medicines your weariness,”
on the other, a demeanor which at once disgusts
and alarms you. I felt confident that some underhand
work was going on. I went upstairs. There
was Cheri again, this time with his right wing gone,
and a modicum of his tail. The cage had retained
its position, but the Evil One had made her grip at
him; and the same routine of weariness, silence, loss
of appetite and spirits was to be gone through with
again, followed by re-pluming and recuperating.
But every time I think of it, I am lost in wonder
at the skill and sagacity of that cat. It was
something to carry on the campaign in a rocking-chair,
without disturbing the base of operations so as to
make a noise and create a diversion in favor of the
bird; but the cunning and self-control which, as soon
as I opened the door, made her leave the bird, and
come purring about my feet, and tossing her innocent
head to disarm suspicion, was wonderful. I look
at her sometimes, when we have been sitting together
a while, and say, with steadfast gaze, “Cat-soul,
what are you? Where are you? Whence come
you? Whither go you?” But she only her
whiskers, and gives me no satisfaction.
But I saw at once that I must make
a different disposition of Cheri. It would never
do to have him thus mauled. To be sure, I suppose
the cat might be educationally mauled into letting
him alone; but why should I beat the beast for simply
acting after her kind? Has not the Manciple,
with as much philosophy as poetry, bidden,
“Let take a cat, and foster
hire with milke
And tendre flesh, and make
hire couche of silke,
And let hire see a mous go
by the wall,
Anon she weiveth milke and flesh,
and all,
And every deintee that is in that
hous,
Swich appétit hath she to été
the mous
Lo, here hath kind hire domination,
And appétit flemeth discretion”?
Accordingly I respected the “domination”
of “kind,” took the cage into the parlor
and hung it up in the folds of the window-curtain,
where there is always sunshine, wrapping a strip of
brown paper around the lower part of the cage, so
that he should not scatter his seeds over the carpet.
What is the result? Perversely he forsakes his
cup of seed, nicely mixed to suit his royal taste;
forsakes his conch-shell, nicely fastened within easy
reach; forsakes the bright sand that lies whitely
strewn beneath his feet, and pecks, pecks, pecks away
at that stiff, raw, coarse brown paper, jagging great
gaps in it from hour to hour. I do not mind
the waste of paper, even at its present high prices;
but suppose there should be an ornithological dyspepsia,
or a congestion of the gizzard, or some internal derangement?
The possibility of such a thing gave me infinite
uneasiness at first; but he has now been at it so
long without suffering perceptible harm, that I begin
to think Nature knows what she is about, and brown
paper agrees with birds. I am confident, however,
that he would devout it all the same, whether it were
salutary or otherwise, for he is a mule-headed fellow.
I let him loose on the flower-stand yesterday, hoping
he might deal death to a horde of insects who had
suddenly squatted on the soil of the money-plant.
He scarcely so much as looked at the insects, but
hopped up to the adjoining rose-bush, and proceeded
to gorge himself with tender young leaves. I
tilted him away from that, and he fluttered across
the money-plant over to the geranium opposite.
Disturbed there, he flashed to the other side of the
stand, and, quick as thought, gave one mighty dab
at a delicate little fuchsia that is just “picking
up” from the effects of transplanting and a long
winter journey. Seeing he was bent on making
himself disagreeable, I put him into his cage again,
first having to chase him all about the room to catch
him, and prying him up at last from between a picture
and the wall, where he had flown and settled down
in his struggle to get out. For my Cheri is not
in the least tame. He is an entirely uneducated
bird. I have seen canaries sit on people’s
fingers and eat from their tongues, but Cheri flies
around like a madman at the first approach of fingers.
Indeed, he quite provokes me by his want of trust.
He ought to know by this time that I am his friend,
yet he goes off into violent hysterics the moment
I touch him. He does not even show fight.
There is no outcry of anger or alarm, but one “Yang!”
of utter despair. He gives up at once.
Life is a burden, his “Yang!” says.
“Everything is going to ruin. There is
no use in trying. I wish I never was born.
Yang!” Little old croaker, what are you Yang-ing
for? Nobody wishes to harm you. It is
your little cowardly heart that sees lions and hyenas
in a well-meaning forefinger and thumb. Be sensible.
Another opportunity for the exhibition
of his perversity is furnished by his bathing.
His personal habits are exquisite. He has a
gentleman’s liking for cold water and the appliances
of cleanliness; but if I spread a newspaper on the
floor, and prepare everything for a comfortable and
convenient bath, the little imp clings to his perch
immovable. It is not only a bath that he wishes,
but fun. Mischief is his sine qua non of enjoyment.
“What is the good of bathing, if you cannot
spoil anything?” says he. “If you
will put the bathtub in the window, where I can splash
and spatter the glass and the curtains and the furniture,
very well, but if not, why ” he sits
incorrigible, with eyes half closed, pretending to
be sleepy, and not see water anywhere, the rogue!
One day I heard a great “to-do”
in the cage, and found that half the blind was shut,
and helped Cheri to a reflection of himself, which
he evidently thought was another bird, and he was
in high feather. He hopped about from perch
to perch, sidled from one side of the cage to the
other, bowed and bobbed and courtesied to himself,
sung and swelled and smirked, and became thoroughly
frantic with delight. “Poor thing!”
I said, “you are lonely, no wonder.”
I had given him a new and shining cage, a green curtain,
a sunny window; but of what avail are these to a desolate
heart? Who does not know that the soul may starve
in splendor? “Solitude,” says Balzac,
I think, “is a fine thing; but it is also a
fine thing to have some one to whom you can say, from
time to time, that solitude is a fine thing.”
I know that I am but a poor substitute for a canary-bird, a
gross and sorry companion for one of ethereal mould.
I can supply seed and water and conch-shells, but
what do I know of finchy loves and hopes? What
sympathy have I to offer in his joyous or sorrowful
moods? How can I respond to his enthusiasms?
How can I compare notes with him as to the sunshine
and the trees and the curtain and views of life?
It is not sunshine, but sympathy, that lights up
houses into homes. Companionship is what he needs,
for his higher aspirations and his everyday experiences, somebody
to whom he can observe “The sand is rather gritty
today, isn’t it?”
“Very much as usual, my dear.”
“Here is a remarkably plump seed, my dear, won’t
you have it?”
“No, thank you, dear, nothing more. Trol-la-la-r-r-r!”
“Do let me help you to a bit
of this hemp. It is quite a marvel of ripeness.”
“Thank you. Just a snip. Plenty.”
“My dear, I think you are stopping
in the bathtub too long this morning. I fancied
you a trifle hoarse yesterday.”
“It was the company, pet.
I strained my voice slightly in that last duet.”
“We shall have to be furnished
with a new shell before long. This old one is
getting to be rather the last peas of the picking.”
“Yes, I nearly broke my beak
over it yesterday. I was quite ashamed of it
when the ladies were staring at you so admiringly.”
“Little one, I have a great
mind to try that swing. It has tempted me this
long while.”
“My love, I beg you will do
no such thing. You will inevitably break your
neck.”
Instead of this pleasant conjugal
chit-chat, what has he? Nothing. He stands
looking out at the window till his eyes ache, and then
he turns around and looks at me. If any one
comes in and begins to talk, and he delightedly joins,
he gets a handkerchief thrown over his cage.
Sometimes the cat creeps in, very seldom,
for I do not trust her, even with the height of the
room between them, and punish her whenever I find
her on forbidden ground, by taking her upstairs and
putting her out on the porch-roof, where she has her
choice to stay and starve or jump off. This
satisfies my conscience while giving a good lesson
to the cat, who is not fond of saltatory feats, now
that she is getting into years. If it is after
her kind to prey upon birds, and she must therefore
not be beaten, it is also after her kind to leap from
anywhere and come down on her feet, and therefore the
thing does not harm her. Whenever she does stealthily
worm herself in, Cheri gives the pitch the moment
he sets eyes on her. Cat looks up steadily at
him for five minutes. Cheri, confident, strikes
out in a very tempting way. Cat describes a semicircle
around the window, back and forth, back and forth,
keeping ever her back to the room and her front to
the foe, glaring and mewing and licking her chaps.
O, what a delicious tit-bit, if one could but get
at it! Cheri sings relentlessly. Like Shirley
with Louis Moore in her clutches, he will not subdue
one of his charms in compassion.
“Certes it is not of
herte, all that he sings.”
She leaps into a chair. Not a
quarter high enough. She jumps to the window-seat,
and walks to and fro, managing the turning-points with
much difficulty. Impossible. She goes over
to the other window. Still worse. She takes
up position on the sofa, and her whole soul exhales
into one want.
She mews and licks her chaps alternately.
Cheri “pitilessly sweet” sings with unsparing
insolence at the top of his voice, and looks indifferently
over her head.
That is the extent of his society.
“It is too bad,” I said one day, and
scoured the country for a canary-bird. Everybody
had had one, but it was sold. Then I remembered
Barnum’s Happy Family, and went out to the hen-pen,
and brought in a little auburn chicken, with white
breast, and wings just budding; a size and a half
larger than Cheri, it is true, but the smallest of
the lot, and very soft and small for a chicken, the
prettiest wee, waddling tot you ever saw, a Minnie
Warren of a little duck, and put him in the cage.
A tempest in a teapot! Cheri went immediately
into fits and furies. He hopped about convulsively.
You might have supposed him attacked simultaneously
with St. Anthony’s fire, St. Vitus’s dance,
and delirium tremens. He shrieked, he writhed,
he yelled, he raved. The chicken was stupid.
If he had exerted himself a little to be agreeable,
if he had only shown the smallest symptom of interest
or curiosity or desire to cultivate an acquaintance,
I have no doubt something might have been accomplished;
but he just huddled down in one corner of the cage,
half frightened to death, like a logy, lumpy, country
bumpkin as he was, and I swept him back to his native
coop in disgust. Relieved from the lout’s
presence, Cheri gradually laid aside his tantrums,
smoothed down his ruffled plumes, and resumed the
manners of a gentleman.
My attempt at happy families was nipped
in the bud, decidedly.
By and by I went to the market-town,
and, having sold my butter and eggs, hunted up a bird-fancier.
He had plenty of héliotropes, verbenas, and
japónicas, and had had plenty of birds, but
of course they were every one gone. Nobody wanted
them. He had just about given them away, for
a quarter of a dollar or so, and since then ever so
many had been to buy them. Could he tell me where
I might find one? Yes, he sold one to the barber
last week, down near the depot. Didn’t
believe but what he would sell it. Was it a
female bird? For my ambition had grown by what
it fed on, and, instead of contenting myself simply
with a companion for Cheri, I was now planning for
a whole brood of canaries, with all the interests
of housekeeping, baby-tending, and the manifold small
cares incident upon domestic life. In short,
I was launching out upon an entirely new career, setting
a new world a-spinning in that small wire cage.
Yes, it was a female bird. A good bird?
For I could not understand the marvelously low price.
Yes ’m, prime. Had eight young ones last
year. Eight young ones! I rather caught
my breath. I wanted a brood, but I thought three
was the regular number, and I must confess I could
hardly look with fortitude on such a sudden and enormous
accession of responsibility. Besides, the cage
was not half large enough. And how could they
all bathe? And how could I take proper care
of so many? And, dear me, eight young ones!
And eight more next year is sixteen. And the
grandchildren! And the great-grandchildren!
Hills on hills and Alps on Alps! I shall be
pecked out of house and home. I walked up the
street musingly, and finally concluded not to call
on the barber just yet.
It was very well I did so, for just
afterwards Cheri’s matins and vespers waxed
fainter and fainter, and finally ceased altogether.
In great anxiety I called in the highest medical
science, which announced that he was only shedding
his feathers. This opinion was corroborated
by numerous little angelic soft fine feathers scattered
about in localities that precluded the cat.
Cheri is a proud youngster, and I suppose he thought
if he must lose his good looks, there was no use in
keeping up his voice; therefore he moped and pouted
for several months, and would have appeared to very
great disadvantage in case I had introduced a stranger
to his good graces.
So Cheri is still alone in the world,
but when my ship comes home from sea and brings an
additional hour to my day, and a few golden eagles
to my purse, he is going to have his mate, eight young
ones and all, and I shall buy him a new cage, a trifle
smaller than Noah’s ark, and a cask of canary-seed
and a South Sea turtle-shell, and just put them in
the cage and let them colonize. If they increase
and multiply beyond all possibility of provision,
why, I shall by that time, perhaps have become world-encrusted
and hard-hearted, and shall turn the cat in upon them
for an hour or two, which will no doubt have the effect
of at once thinning them down to wieldy proportions.
Sweet little Cheri. My heart
smites me to see you chirping there so innocent and
affectionate while I sit here plotting treason against
you. Bright as is the day and dazzling as the
sunlit snow, you turn away from it all, so strong
is your craving for sympathy, and bend your tiny head
towards me to pour out the fulness of your song.
And what a song it is! All the
bloom of his beautiful islands sheds its fragrance
there. The hum of his honey-bees roving through
beds of spices, the loveliness of dark-eyed maidens
treading the wine-press with ruddy feet, the laughter
of young boys swinging in the vines and stained with
the scented grapes, all the music that rings
through his orange-groves, all the sunshine of the
tropics caught in the glow of fruit and flower, in
the blue of sky and sea, in the blinding whiteness
of the shore and the amethystine evening, all
come quivering over the western wave in the falls
of his tuneful voice. You shall hear it while
the day is yet dark in the folds of the morning twilight, a
weak, faint, preliminary “whoo! whoo!”
uncertain and tentative, then a trill or two of awakened
assurance, and then, with a confident, courageous
gush and glory of soul, he flings aside all minor
considerations, and dashes con amore into
the very middle of things. I am not musical,
and cannot give you his notes in technical hieroglyphs,
but in exact and intelligible lines such as all may
understand, whether musical or not, his song is like
this, and you may rely upon its accuracy,
for I wrote it down from his own lips this morning: