Near noon of the next day, Jimmy opened
his eyes and stretched himself on Dannie’s bed.
It did not occur to him that he was sprawled across
it in such a fashion that if Dannie had any sleep
that night, he had taken it on chairs before the fireplace.
At first Jimmy decided that he had a head on him,
and would turn over and go back where he came from.
Then he thought of the coon hunt, and sitting on the
edge of the bed he laughed, as he looked about for
his boots.
“I am glad ye are feeling so
fine,” said Dannie at the door, in a relieved
voice. “I had a notion that ye wad be crosser
than a badger when ye came to.”
Jimmy laughed on.
“What’s the fun?” inquired Dannie.
Jimmy thought hard a minute.
Here was one instance where the truth would serve
better than any invention, so he virtuously told Dannie
all about it. Dannie thought of the lonely little
woman next door, and rebelled.
“But, Jimmy!” he cried,
“ye canna be gone all nicht again.
It’s too lonely fra Mary, and there’s
always a chance I might sleep sound and wadna hear
if she should be sick or need ye.”
“Then she can just yell louder,
or come after you, or get well, for I am going, see?
He was a thrid peddler in a dinky little pleated coat,
Dannie. He laid up against the counter with his
feet crossed at a dancing-girl angle. But I will
say for him that he was running at the mouth with
the finest flow of language I iver heard. I learned
a lot of it, and Cap knows the stuff, and I’m
goin’ to have him get you the book. But,
Dannie, he wouldn’t drink with us, but he stayed
to iducate us up a little. That little spool
man, Dannie, iducatin’ Jones of the gravel gang,
and Bingham of the Standard, and York of the ’lectric
railway, and Haines of the timber gang, not to mintion
the champeen rat-catcher of the Wabash.”
Jimmy hugged himself, and rocked on the edge of the
bed.
“Oh, I can just see it, Dannie,”
he cried. “I can just see it now! I
was pretty drunk, but I wasn’t too drunk to think
of it, and it came to me sudden like.”
Dannie stared at Jimmy wide-eyed,
while he explained the details, and then he too began
to laugh, and the longer he laughed the funnier it
grew.
“I’ve got to start,”
said Jimmy. “I’ve an awful afternoon’s
work. I must find him some rubber boots.
He’s to have the inestimable privilege of carryin’
me gun, Dannie, and have the first shot at the coons,
fifty, I’m thinkin’ I said. And if
I don’t put some frills on his cute little coat!
Oh, Dannie, it will break the heart of me if he don’t
wear that pleated coat!”
Dannie wiped his eyes.
“Come on to the kitchen,”
he said, “I’ve something ready fra
ye to eat. Wash, while I dish it.”
“I wish to Heaven you were a
woman, Dannie,” said Jimmy. “A fellow
could fall in love with you, and marry you with some
satisfaction. Crimminy, but I’m hungry!”
Jimmy ate greedily, and Dannie stepped
about setting the cabin to rights. It lacked
many feminine touches that distinguished Jimmy’s
as the abode of a woman; but it was neat and clean,
and there seemed to be a place where everything belonged.
“Now, I’m off,”
said Jimmy, rising. “I’ll take your
gun, because I ain’t goin’ to see Mary
till I get back.”
“Oh, Jimmy, dinna do that!”
pleaded Dannie. “I want my gun. Go
and get your own, and tell her where ye are going
and what ye are going to do. She’d feel
less lonely.”
“I know how she would feel better
than you do,” retorted Jimmy. “I am
not going. If you won’t give me your gun,
I’ll borrow one; or have all my fun spoiled.”
Dannie took down the shining gun and
passed it over. Jimmy instantly relented.
He smiled an old boyish smile, that always caught Dannie
in his softest spot.
“You are the bist frind I have
on earth, Dannie,” he said winsomely. “You
are a man worth tying to. By gum, there’s
nothing I wouldn’t do for you! Now
go on, like the good fellow you are, and fix it up
with Mary.”
So Dannie started for the wood pile.
In summer he could stand outside and speak through
the screen. In winter he had to enter the cabin
for errands like this, and as Jimmy’s wood box
was as heavily weighted on his mind as his own, there
was nothing unnatural in his stamping snow on Jimmy’s
back stoop, and calling “Open!” to Mary
at any hour of the day he happened to be passing the
wood pile.
He stood at a distance, and patiently
waited until a gray and black nut-hatch that foraged
on the wood covered all the new territory discovered
by the last disturbance of the pile. From loosened
bark Dannie watched the bird take several good-sized
white worms and a few dormant ants. As it flew
away he gathered an armload of wood. He was very
careful to clean his feet on the stoop, place the wood
without tearing the neat covering of wall paper, and
brush from his coat the snow and moss so that it fell
in the box. He had heard Mary tell the careless
Jimmy to do all these things, and Dannie knew that
they saved her work. There was a whiteness on
her face that morning that startled him, and long
after the last particle of moss was cleaned from his
sleeve he bent over the box trying to get something
said. The cleaning took such a length of time
that the glint of a smile crept into the grave eyes
of the woman, and the grim line of her lips softened.
“Don’t be feeling so badly
about it, Dannie,” she said. “I could
have told you when you went after him last night that
he would go back as soon as he wakened to-day.
I know he is gone. I watched him lave.”
Dannie brushed the other sleeve, on
which there had been nothing at the start, and answered:
“Noo, dinna ye misjudge him, Mary. He’s
goin’ to a coon hunt to-nicht. Dinna
ye see him take my gun?”
This evidence so bolstered Dannie
that he faced Mary with confidence.
“There’s a traveling man
frae Boston in town, Mary, and he was edifying the
boys a little, and Jimmy dinna like it. He’s
going to show him a little country sport to-nicht
to edify him.”
Dannie outlined the plan of Jimmy’s
campaign. Despite disapproval, and a sore heart,
Mary Malone had to smile perhaps as much
over Dannie’s eagerness in telling what was
contemplated as anything.
“Why don’t you take Jimmy’s
gun and go yoursilf?” she asked. “You
haven’t had a day off since fishing was over.”
“But I have the work to do,”
replied Dannie, “and I couldna leave ”
He broke off abruptly, but the woman supplied the
word.
“Why can’t you lave me,
if Jimmy can? I’m not afraid. The snow
and the cold will furnish me protiction to-night.
There’ll be no one to fear. Why should
you do Jimmy’s work, and miss the sport, to guard
the thing he holds so lightly?”
The red flushed Dannie’s cheeks.
Mary never before had spoken like that. He had
to say something for Jimmy quickly, and quickness was
not his forte. His lips opened, but nothing came;
for as Jimmy had boasted, Dannie never lied, except
for him, and at those times he had careful preparation
before he faced Mary. Now, he was overtaken unawares.
He looked so boyish in his confusion, the mother in
Mary’s heart was touched.
“I’ll till you what we’ll
do, Dannie,” she said. “You tind the
stock, and get in wood enough so that things won’t
be frazin’ here; and then you hitch up and I’ll
go with you to town, and stay all night with Mrs.
Dolan. You can put the horse in my sister’s
stable, and whin you and Jimmy get back, you’ll
be tired enough that you’ll be glad to ride
home. A visit with Katie will be good for me;
I have been blue the last few days, and I can see
you are just aching to go with the boys. Isn’t
that a fine plan?”
“I should say that is a
guid plan,” answered the delighted Dannie.
Anything to save Mary another night alone was good,
and then that coon hunt did sound alluring.
And that was how it happened that
at nine o’clock that night, just as arrangements
were being completed at Casey’s, Dannie Macnoun
stepped into the group and said to the astonished
Jimmy: “Mary wanted to come to her sister’s
over nicht, so I fixed everything, and I’m
going to the coon hunt, too, if you boys want me.”
The crowd closed around Dannie, patted
his back and cheered him, and he was introduced to
Mister O’Khayam, of Boston, who tried to drown
the clamor enough to tell what his name really was,
“in case of accident”; but he couldn’t
be heard for Jimmy yelling that a good old Irish name
like O’Khayam couldn’t be beat in case
of anything. And Dannie took a hasty glance at
the Thread Man, to see if he wore that hated pleated
coat, which lay at the bottom of Jimmy’s anger.
Then they started. Casey’s
wife was to be left in charge of the saloon, and the
Thread Man half angered Casey by a whispered conversation
with her in a corner. Jimmy cut his crowd as
low as he possibly could, but it numbered fifteen
men, and no one counted the dogs. Jimmy led the
way, the Thread Man beside him, and the crowd followed.
The walking would be best to follow the railroad to
the Canoper, and also they could cross the railroad
bridge over the river and save quite a distance.
Jimmy helped the Thread Man into a
borrowed overcoat and mittens, and loaded him with
a twelve-pound gun, and they started. Jimmy carried
a torch, and as torch bearer he was a rank failure,
for he had a careless way of turning it and flashing
it into people’s faces that compelled them to
jump to save themselves. Where the track lay clear
and straight ahead the torch seemed to light it like
day; but in dark places it was suddenly lowered or
wavering somewhere else. It was through this
carelessness of Jimmy’s that at the first cattle-guard
north of the village the torch flickered backward,
ostensibly to locate Dannie, and the Thread Man went
crashing down between the iron bars, and across the
gun. Instantly Jimmy sprawled on top of him, and
the next two men followed suit. The torch plowed
into the snow and went out, and the yells of Jimmy
alarmed the adjoining village.
He was hurt the worst of all, and
the busiest getting in marching order again.
“Howly smoke!” he panted. “I
was havin’ the time of me life, and plum forgot
that cow-kitcher. Thought it was a quarter of
a mile away yet. And liked to killed meself with
me carelessness. But that’s always the
way in true sport. You got to take the knocks
with the fun.” No one asked the Thread
Man if he was hurt, and he did not like to seem unmanly
by mentioning a skinned shin, when Jimmy Malone seemed
to have bursted most of his inside; so he shouldered
his gun and limped along, now slightly in the rear
of Jimmy. The river bridge was a serious matter
with its icy coat, and danger of specials, and the
torches suddenly flashed out from all sides; and the
Thread Man gave thanks for Dannie Macnoun, who reached
him a steady hand across the ties. The walk was
three miles, and the railroad lay at from twenty to
thirty feet elevation along the river and through
the bottom land. The Boston man would have been
thankful for the light, but as the last man stepped
from the ties of the bridge all the torches went out
save one. Jimmy explained they simply had to
save them so that they could see where the coon fell
when they began to shake the coon tree.
Just beside the water tank, and where
the embankment was twenty feet sheer, Jimmy was cautioning
the Boston man to look out, when the hunter next behind
him gave a wild yell and plunged into his back.
Jimmy’s grab for him seemed more a push than
a pull, and the three rolled to the bottom, and half
way across the flooded ditch. The ditch was frozen
over, but they were shaken, and smothered in snow.
The whole howling party came streaming down the embankment.
Dannie held aloft his torch and discovered Jimmy lying
face down in a drift, making no effort to rise, and
the Thread Man feebly tugging at him and imploring
some one to come and help get Malone out. Then
Dannie slunk behind the others and yelled until he
was tired.
By and by Jimmy allowed himself to be dragged out.
“Who the thunder was that come
buttin’ into us?” he blustered. “I
don’t allow no man to butt into me when I’m
on an imbankmint. Send the fool back here till
I kill him.”
The Thread Man was pulling at Jimmy’s
arm. “Don’t mind, Jimmy,” he
gasped. “It was an accident! The man
slipped. This is an awful place. I will
be glad when we reach the woods. I’ll feel
safer with ground that’s holding up trees under
my feet. Come on, now! Are we not almost
there? Should we not keep quiet from now on?
Will we not alarm the coons?”
“Sure,” said Jimmy.
“Boys, don’t hollo so much. Every
blamed coon will be scared out of its hollow!”
“Amazing!” said the Thread
Man. “How clever! Came on the spur
of the moment. I must remember that to tell the
Club. Do not hollo. Scare the coon out of
its hollow!”
“Oh, I do miles of things like
that,” said Jimmy dryly, “and mostly I
have to do thim before the spur of the moment; because
our moments go so domn fast out here mighty few of
thim have time to grow their spurs before they are
gone. Here’s where we turn. Now, boys,
they’ve been trying to get this biler across
the tracks here, and they’ve broke the ice.
The water in this ditch is three feet deep and freezing
cold. They’ve stuck getting the biler
over, but I wonder if we can’t cross on it,
and hit the wood beyond. Maybe we can walk it.”
Jimmy set a foot on the ice-covered
boiler, howled, and fell back on the men behind him.
“Jimminy crickets, we niver can do that!”
he yelled. “It’s a glare of ice and
roundin’. Let’s crawl through it!
The rist of you can get through if I can. We’d
better take off our overcoats, to make us smaller.
We can roll thim into a bundle, and the last man can
pull it through behind him.”
Jimmy threw off his coat and entered
the wrecked oil engine. He knew how to hobble
through on his toes, but the pleated coat of the Boston
man, who tried to pass through by stooping, got almost
all Jimmy had in store for it. Jimmy came out
all right with a shout. The Thread Man did not
step half so far, and landed knee deep in the icy oil-covered
slush of the ditch. That threw him off his balance,
and Jimmy let him sink one arm in the pool, and then
grabbed him, and scooped oil on his back with the
other hand as he pulled. During the excitement
and struggles of Jimmy and the Thread Man, the rest
of the party jumped the ditch and gathered about,
rubbing soot and oil on the Boston man, and he did
not see how they crossed.
Jimmy continued to rub oil and soot
into the hated coat industriously. The dogs leaped
the ditch, and the instant they struck the woods broke
away baying over fresh tracks. The men yelled
like mad. Jimmy struggled into his overcoat,
and helped the almost insane Boston man into his and
then they hurried after the dogs.
The scent was so new and clear the
dogs simply raged. The Thread Man was wild, Jimmy
was wilder, and the thirteen contributed all they could
for laughing. Dannie forgot to be ashamed of himself
and followed the example of the crowd. Deeper
and deeper into the wild, swampy Canoper led the chase.
With a man on either side to guide him into the deepest
holes and to shove him into bushy thickets, the skinned,
soot-covered, oil-coated Boston man toiled and sweated.
He had no time to think, the excitement was so intense.
He scrambled out of each pitfall set for him, and
plunged into the next with such uncomplaining bravery
that Dannie very shortly grew ashamed, and crowding
up beside him he took the heavy gun and tried to protect
him all he could without falling under the eye of
Jimmy, who was keeping close watch on the Boston man.
Wild yelling told that the dogs had
treed, and with shaking fingers the Thread Man pulled
off the big mittens he wore and tried to lift the
gun. Jimmy flashed a torch, and sure enough, in
the top of a medium hickory tree, the light was reflected
in streams from the big shining eyes of a coon.
“Treed!” yelled Jimmy frantically.
“Treed! and big as an elephant. Company’s
first shot. Here, Mister O’Khayam, here’s
a good place to stand. Gee, what luck! Coon
in sight first thing, and Mellen’s food coon
at that! Shoot, Mister O’Khayam, shoot!”
The Thread Man lifted the wavering
gun, but it was no use.
“Tell you what, Ruben,”
said Jimmy. “You are too tired to shoot
straight. Let’s take a rist, and ate our
lunch. Then we’ll cut down the tree and
let the dogs get cooney. That way there won’t
be any shot marks in his skin. What do you say?
Is that a good plan?”
They all said that was the proper
course, so they built a fire, and placed the Thread
Man where he could see the gleaming eyes of the frightened
coon, and where all of them could feast on his soot
and oil-covered face. Then they opened the bag
and passed the sandwiches.
“I really am hungry,”
said the weary Thread Man, biting into his with great
relish. His jaws moved once or twice experimentally,
and then he lifted his handkerchief to his lips.
“I wish ’twas as big as
me head,” said Jimmy, taking a great bite, and
then he began to curse uproariously.
“What ails the things?”
inquired Dannie, ejecting a mouthful. And then
all of them began to spit birdshot, and started an
inquest simultaneously. Jimmy raged. He
swore some enemy had secured the bag and mined the
feast; but the boys who knew him laughed until it seemed
the Thread Man must suspect. He indignantly declared
it was a dirty trick. By the light of the fire
he knelt and tried to free one of the sandwiches from
its sprinkling of birdshot, so that it would be fit
for poor Jimmy, who had worked so hard to lead them
there and tree the coon. For the first time Jimmy
looked thoughtful.
But the sight of the Thread Man was
too much for him, and a second later he was thrusting
an ax into the hands accustomed to handling a thread
case. Then he led the way to the tree, and began
chopping at the green hickory. It was slow work,
and soon the perspiration streamed. Jimmy pulled
off his coat and threw it aside. He assisted the
Thread Man out of his and tossed it behind him.
The coat alighted in the fire, and was badly scorched
before it was rescued. But the Thread Man was
game. Fifty times that night it had been said
that he was to have the first coon, of course he should
work for it. So with the ax with which Casey
chopped ice for his refrigerator, the Boston man banged
against the hickory, and swore to himself because
he could not make the chips fly as Jimmy did.
“Iverybody clear out!”
cried Jimmy. “Number one is coming down.
Get the coffee sack ready. Baste cooney over
the head and shove him in before the dogs tear the
skin. We want a dandy big pelt out of this!”
There was a crack, and the tree fell
with a crash. All the Boston man could see was
that from a tumbled pile of branches, dogs, and men,
some one at last stepped back, gripping a sack, and
cried: “Got it all right, and it’s
a buster.”
“Now for the other forty-nine!”
shouted Jimmy, straining into his coat.
“Come on, boys, we must secure
a coon for every one,” cried the Thread Man,
heartily as any member of the party might have said
it. But the rest of the boys suddenly grew tired.
They did not want any coons, and after some persuasion
the party agreed to go back to Casey’s to warm
up. The Thread Man got into his scorched, besooted,
oil-smeared coat, and the overcoat which had been
loaned him, and shouldered the gun. Jimmy hesitated.
But Dannie came up to the Boston man and said:
“There’s a place in my shoulder that gun
juist fits, and it’s lonesome without it.
Pass it over.” Only the sorely bruised and
strained Thread Man knew how glad he was to let it
go.
It was Dannie, too, who whispered
to the Thread Man to keep close behind him; and when
the party trudged back to Casey’s it was so
surprising how much better he knew the way going back
than Jimmy had known it coming out, that the Thread
Man did remark about it. But Jimmy explained
that after one had been out a few hours their eyes
became accustomed to the darkness and they could see
better. That was reasonable, for the Thread Man
knew it was true in his own experience.
So they got back to Casey’s,
and found a long table set, and a steaming big oyster
supper ready for them; and that explained the Thread
Man’s conference with Mrs. Casey. He took
the head of the table, with his back to the wall,
and placed Jimmy on his right and Dannie on his left.
Mrs. Casey had furnished soap and towels, and at least
part of the Boston man’s face was clean.
The oysters were fine, and well cooked. The Thread
Man recited more of the wonderful poem for Dannie’s
benefit, and told jokes and stories. They laughed
until they were so weak they could only pound the
table to indicate how funny it was. And at the
close, just as they were making a movement to rise,
Casey proposed that he bring in the coon, and let
all of them get a good look at their night’s
work. The Thread Man applauded, and Casey brought
in the bag and shook it bottom up over the floor.
Therefrom there issued a poor, frightened, maltreated
little pet coon of Mrs. Casey’s, and it dexterously
ran up Casey’s trouser leg and hid its nose in
his collar, its chain dragging behind. And that
was so funny the boys doubled over the table, and
laughed and screamed until a sudden movement brought
them to their senses.
The Thread Man was on his feet, and
his eyes were no laughing matter. He gripped
his chair back, and leaned toward Jimmy. “You
walked me into that cattle-guard on purpose!”
he cried.
Silence.
“You led me into that boiler, and fixed the
oil at the end!”
No answer.
“You mauled me all over the
woods, and loaded those sandwiches yourself, and sored
me for a week trying to chop down a tree with a pet
coon chained in it! You !
You ! What had I done to you?”
“You wouldn’t drink with
me, and I didn’t like the domned, dinky, little
pleated coat you wore,” answered Jimmy.
One instant amazement held sway on
the Thread Man’s face; the next, “And
damned if I like yours!” he cried, and catching
up a bowl half filled with broth he flung it squarely
into Jimmy’s face.
Jimmy, with a great oath, sprang at
the Boston man. But once in his life Dannie was
quick. For the only time on record he was ahead
of Jimmy, and he caught the uplifted fist in a grip
that Jimmy’s use of whiskey and suffering from
rheumatism had made his master.
“Steady Jimmy, wait
a minute,” panted Dannie. “This mon
is na even wi’ ye yet. When every
muscle in your body is strained, and every inch of
it bruised, and ye are daubed wi’ soot, and bedraggled
in oil, and he’s made ye the laughin’
stock fra strangers by the hour, ye will be juist
even, and ready to talk to him. Every minute of
the nicht he’s proved himself a mon,
and right now he’s showed he’s na
coward. It’s up to ye, Jimmy. Do it
royal. Be as much of a mon as he is.
Say ye are sorry!”
One tense instant the two friends faced each other.
Then Jimmy’s fist unclenched,
and his arms dropped. Dannie stepped back, trying
to breathe lightly, and it was between Jimmy and the
Thread Man.
“I am sorry,” said Jimmy.
“I carried my objictions to your wardrobe too
far. If you’ll let me, I’ll clean
you up. If you’ll take it, I’ll raise
you the price of a new coat, but I’ll be domn
if I’ll hilp put such a man as you are into
another of the fiminine ginder.”
The Thread Man laughed, and shook
Jimmy’s hand; and then Jimmy proved why every
one liked him by turning to Dannie and taking his hand.
“Thank you, Dannie,” he said. “You
sure hilped me to mesilf that time. If I’d
hit him, I couldn’t have hild up me head in the
morning.”