Said the Governor-General to himself
in that prime hour for wide-awake meditation the
one just before arising for breakfast: “She
is not all that she should be, and yet, millions of
women have been less than perfect and most of them
have married.”
He looked hard at the ceiling for
a full minute and then murmured, “Even men have
their shortcomings.”
This declaration struck him as being
sinful and almost infidel in its radicalism, and yet
it seemed to open the way to a logical reason why
some titled bachelor of damaged reputation and tottering
finances might balance his poor assets against a dowry
and a social position, even though he would be compelled
to figure Kalora into the bargain.
It must be known that the Governor-General
was now simply looking for a husband for Kalora.
He did not hope to top the market or bring down any
notable catch. He favored any alliance that would
result in no discredit to his noble lineage.
“At present they do not even
nibble,” he soliloquized, still looking at the
ceiling. “They have taken fright for some
reason. They may have an inkling of the awful
truth. She is nineteen. Next year she will
be twenty the year after that twenty-one.
Then it would be too late. A desperate experiment
is better than inaction. I have much to gain and
nothing to lose. I must exhibit Kalora. I
shall bring the young men to her. Some of them
may take a fancy to her. I have seen people eat
sugar on tomatoes and pepper on ice-cream. There
may be in Morovenia one one would be sufficient one
bachelor who is no stickler for full-blown loveliness.
I may find a man who has become inoculated with western
hérésies and believes that a woman with intellect
is desirable, even though under weight. I may
find a fool, or an aristocrat who has gambled.
I may stumble upon good fortune if I put her out among
the young men. Yes, I must exhibit her, but how how?”
He began reaching into thin air for
a pretext and found one. The inspiration was
simple and satisfying.
He would give a garden-party in honor
of Mr. Rawley Plumston, the British Consul. Of
course he would have to invite Mrs. Plumston and then,
out of deference to European custom, he would have
his two daughters present. It was only by the
use of imported etiquette that he could open the way
to direct courtship.
Possibly some of the cautious young
noblemen would talk with Kalora, and, finding her
bright-eyed, witty, ready in conversation and with
enthusiasm for big and masculine undertakings, be attracted
to her. At the same time her father decided that
there was no reason why her pitiful shortage of avoirdupois
should be candidly advertised. Even at a garden-party,
where the guests of honor are two English subjects,
the young women would be required to veil themselves
up to the nose-tips and hide themselves within a veritable
cocoon of soft garments.
The invitations went out and the acceptances
came in. The English were flattered. Count
Malagaski was buoyed by new hopes and the daughters
were in a day-and-night flutter, for neither of them
had ever come within speaking distance of the real
young man of their dreams.
On the morning of the day set apart
for the debut of Kalora, Count Selim went to her apartments,
and, with a rather shamefaced reluctance, gave his
directions.
“Kalora, I have done all for
you that any father could do for a beloved child and
you are still thin,” he began.
“Slender,” she corrected.
“Thin,” he repeated.
“Thin as a crane a mere shadow of
a girl and, what is more deplorable, apparently
indifferent to the sorrow that you are causing those
most interested in your welfare.”
“I am not indifferent, father.
If, merely by wishing, I could be fat, I would make
myself the shape of the French balloon that floated
over Morovenia last week. I would be so roly-poly
that, when it came time for me to go and meet our
guests this afternoon, I would roll into their presence
as if I were a tennis-ball.”
“Why should you know anything
about tennis-balls? You, of all the young women
in Morovenia, seem to be the only one with a fondness
for athletics. I have heard that in Great Britain,
where the women ride and play rude, manly games, there
has been developed a breed as hard as flint Allah
preserve me from such women!”
“Father, you are leading up
to something. What is it you wish to say?”
“This. You have persistently
disobeyed me and made me very unhappy, but to-day
I must ask you to respect my wishes. Do not proclaim
to our guests the sad truth regarding your deficiency.”
“Good!” she exclaimed
gaily. “I shall wear a robe the size of
an Arabian tent, and I shall surround myself with
soft pillows, and I shall wheeze when I breathe and who
knows? perhaps some dark-eyed young man
worth a million piasters will be deceived, and will
come to you to-morrow, and buy me buy me
at so much a pound.” And she shrieked with
laughter.
“Stop!” commanded her
father. “You refuse to take me seriously,
but I am in earnest. Do not humiliate me in the
presence of my friends this afternoon.”
Then he hurried away before she had
time to make further sport of him.
To Count Selim Malagaski this garden-party
was the frantic effort of a sinking man. To Kalora
it was a lark. From the pure fun of the thing,
she obeyed her father. She wore four heavily quilted
and padded gowns, one over another, and when she and
Jeneka were summoned from their apartments and went
out to meet the company under the trees, they were
almost like twins and both duck-like in general outlines.
First they met Mrs. Rawley Plumston,
a very tall, bony and dignified woman in gray, wearing
a most flowery hat. To every man of Morovenia
Mrs. Plumston was the apotheosis of all that was undesirable
in her sex, but they were exceedingly polite to her,
for the reason that Morovenia owed a great deal of
money in London and it was a set policy to cultivate
the friendship of the British.
While Jeneka and Kalora were being
presented to the consul’s wife, these same young
men, the very flower of bachelorhood, stood back at
a respectful distance and regarded the young women
with half-concealed curiosity. To be permitted
to inspect young women of the upper classes was a
most unusual privilege, and they knew why the privilege
had been extended to them. It was all very amusing,
but they were too well bred to betray their real emotions.
When they moved up to be presented to the sisters
they seemed grave in their salutations and restrained
themselves, even though one pair of eyes, peering out
above a very gauzy veil, seemed to twinkle with mischief
and to corroborate their most pronounced suspicions.
Out of courtesy to his guests, Count
Malagaski had made his garden-party as deadly dull
as possible. Little groups of bored people drifted
about under the trees and exchanged the usual commonplace
observations. Tea and cakes were served under
a canopy tent and the local orchestra struggled with
pagan music.
Kalora found herself in a wide and
easy kind of a basket-chair sitting under a tree and
chatting with Mrs. Plumston. She was trying to
be at her ease, and all the time she knew that every
young man present was staring at her out of the corner
of his eye.
Mrs. Plumston, although very tall
and evidently of brawny strength, had a twittering
little voice and a most confiding manner. She
was immensely interested in the daughter of the Governor-General.
To meet a young girl who had spent her life within
the mysterious shadows of an oriental household gave
her a tingling interest, the same as reading a forbidden
book. She readily won the confidence of Kalora,
and Kalora, being most ingenuous and not educated
to the wiles of the drawing-room, spoke her thoughts
with the utmost candor.
“I like you,” she said
to Mrs. Plumston, “and, oh, how I envy you!
You go to balls and dinners and the theater, don’t
you?”
“Alas, yes, and you escape them! How I
envy you!”
“Your husband is a very handsome man. Do
you love him?”
“I tolerate him.”
“Does he ever scold you for being thin?”
“Does he what?”
“Is he ever angry with you because
you are not big and plump and and pulpy?”
“Heavens, no! If my husband
has any private convictions regarding my personal
appearance, he is discreet enough to keep them to himself.
If he isn’t satisfied with me, he should be.
I have been working for years to save myself from
becoming fat and plump and pulpy.”
“Then you don’t think fat women are beautiful?”
“My child, in all enlightened
countries adipose is woman’s worst enemy.
If I were a fat woman, and a man said that he loved
me, I should know that he was after my bank-account.
Take my advice, my dear young lady, and bant.”
“Bant?”
“Reduce. Make yourself
slender. You have beautiful eyes, beautiful hair,
a perfect complexion, and with a trim figure you would
be simply incomparable.”
Kalora listened, trembling with surprise
and pleasure. Then she leaned over and took the
hand of the gracious Englishwoman.
“I have a confession to make,”
she said in a whisper. “I am not fat I
am slim quite slim.”
And then, at that moment, something
happened to make this whole story worth telling.
It was a little something, but it was the beginning
of many strange experiences, for it broke up the wonderful
garden-party in the grounds of the Governor-General,
and it gave Morovenia something to talk about for
many weeks to come. It all came about as follows:
At the military club, the night before
the party, a full score of young men, representing
the quality, sat at an oblong table and partook of
refreshments not sanctioned by the Prophet. They
were young men of registered birth and supposititious
breeding, even though most of them had very little
head back of the ears and wore the hair clipped short
and were big of bone, like work-horses, and had the
gusty manners of the camp.
They were foolishly gloating over
the prospect of meeting the two daughters of the Governor-General,
and were telling what they knew about them with much
freedom, for, even in a monarchy, the chief executive
and his family are public property and subject to
the censorship of any one who has a voice for talking.
Of these male gossips there were a
few who said, with gleeful certainty, that the elder
daughter was a mere twig who could hide within the
shadow of her bounteous and incomparable sister.
“Wait until to-morrow and you
shall see,” they said, wagging their heads very
wisely.
To-morrow had come and with it the
party and here was Kalora a pretty face
peering out from a great pod of clothes.
They stood back and whispered and
guessed, until one, more enterprising than the others,
suggested a bold experiment to set all doubts at rest.
Count Malagaski had provided a diversion
for his guests. A company of Arabian acrobats,
on their way from Constantinople to Paris, had been
intercepted, and were to give an exhibition of leaping
and pyramid-building at one end of the garden.
While Kalora was chatting with Mrs. Plumston, the
acrobats had entered and, throwing off their yellow-and-black
striped gowns, were preparing for the feats. They
were behind the two women and at the far end of the
garden. Mrs. Plumston and Kalora would have to
move to the other side of the tree in order to witness
the exhibition. This fact gave the devil-may-care
young bachelors a ready excuse.
“Do as I have directed and you
shall learn for yourselves,” said the one who
had invented the tactics. “I tell you that
what you see is all shell. Now then ”
Four conspirators advanced in a half-careless
and sauntering manner to where Kalora and the consul’s
wife sat by the sheltering tree, intent upon their
exchange of secrets.
“Pardon me, Mrs. Plumston, but
the acrobats are about to begin,” said one of
the young men, touching the fez with his forefinger.
“Oh, really?” she exclaimed,
looking up. “We must see them.”
“You must face the other way,”
said the young man. “They are at the east
end of the garden. Permit us.”
Whereupon the young man who had spoken
and a companion who stood at his side very gently
picked up Mrs. Plumston’s big basket-chair between
them and carried it around to the other side of the
tree. And the two young men who had been waiting
just behind picked up Kalora’s chair and carried
her to the other side of the tree, and put her
down beside the consul’s wife.
Did they carry her? No, they
dandled her. She was as light as a feather for
these two young giants of the military. They made
a palpable show of the ridiculous ease with which
they could lift their burden. It may have been
a forward thing to do, but they had done it with courtly
politeness, and the consul’s wife, instead of
being annoyed, was pleased and smiling over the very
pretty little attention, for she could not know at
the moment that the whole maneuver had grown out of
a wager and was part of a detestable plan to find
out the actual weight of the Governor-General’s
elder daughter.
If Mrs. Plumston did not understand,
Count Selim Malagaski understood. So did all
the young men who were watching the pantomime.
And Kalora understood. She looked up and saw
the lurking smiles on the faces of the two gallants
who were carrying her, and later the tittering became
louder and some of the young men laughed aloud.
She leaped from her chair and turned
upon her two tormentors.
“How dare you?” she exclaimed.
“You are making sport of me in the presence
of my father’s guests! You have a contempt
for me because I am ugly. You mock at me in private
because you hear that I am thin. You wish to
learn the truth about me. Well, I will tell you.
I am thin. I weigh one hundred and eighteen
pounds.”
She was speaking loudly and defiantly,
and all the young men were backing away, dismayed
at the outbreak. Her father elbowed his way among
them, white with terror, and attempted to pacify her.
“Be still, my child!”
he commanded. “You don’t know what
you are saying!”
“Yes, I do know what I am saying!”
she persisted, her voice rising shrilly. “Do
they wish to know about me? Must they know the
truth? Then look! Look!”
With sweeping outward gestures she
threw off the soft quilted robes gathered about her,
tore away the veil and stood before them in a white
gown that fairly revealed every modified in-and-out
of her figure.
What ensued? Is it necessary
to tell? The costume in which she stood forth
was no more startling or immodest than the simple gown
which the American high-school girl wears on her Commencement
Day, and it was decidedly more ample than the sum
of all the garments worn at polite social gatherings
in communities somewhat to the west. Nevertheless,
the company stood aghast. They were doubly horrified first,
at the effrontery of the girl, and second, at the
revelation of her real person, for they saw that she
was doomed, helpless, bereft of hope, slim beyond
all curing.