Kalora was alone.
After putting the company to consternation
she had flung herself defiantly back into the chair
and directed a most contemptuous gaze at all the desirable
young men of her native land.
The Governor-General made a choking
attempt to apologize and explain, and then, groping
for an excuse to send the people away, suggested that
the company view the new stables. The acrobats
were dismissed. The guests went rapidly to an
inspection of the carriages and horses. They
were glad to escape. Jeneka, crushed in spirit
and shamed at the brazen performance of her sister,
began a plaintive conjecture as to “what people
would say,” when Kalora turned upon her such
a tigerish glance that she fairly ran for her apartment,
although she was too corpulent for actual sprinting.
Mrs. Plumston remained behind as the only comforter.
“It was a most contemptible
proceeding, my child. When they lifted us and
carried us to the other side of the tree I thought
it was rather nice of them; something on the order
of the old Walter Raleigh days of chivalry, and all
that. And just think! The beasts did it to
find out whether or not you were really plump and
heavy. It’s a most extraordinary incident.”
“I wouldn’t marry one
of them now, not if he begged and my father commanded!”
said Kalora bitterly. “And poor Jeneka!
This takes away her last chance. Until I am married
she can not marry, and after to-day not even a blind
man would choose me.”
“For goodness’ sake, don’t
worry! You tell me you are nineteen. No woman
need feel discouraged until she is about thirty-five.
You have sixteen years ahead of you.”
“Not in Morovenia.”
“Why remain in Morovenia?”
“We are not permitted to travel.”
“Perhaps, after what happened
to-day, your father will be glad to let you travel,”
said Mrs. Plumston with a significant little nod and
a wise squint. “Don’t you generally
succeed in having your own way with him?”
“Oh, to travel to
travel!” exclaimed Kalora, clasping her hands.
“If I am to remain single and a burden for ever,
perhaps it would lighten father’s grief if I
resided far away. My presence certainly would
remind him of the wreck of all his ambitions, but if
I should settle down in Vienna or Paris, or ”
she paused and gave a little gasp “or
if anything should happen to me, if I should should
disappear, that is, really disappear, Jeneka would
be free to marry and ”
“Oh, pickles!” said Mrs.
Plumston. “I have heard of romantic young
women jumping overboard and taking poison on account
of rich young men, but I never heard of a girl’s
snuffing herself out so as to give her sister a chance
to get married. The thing for you to do at a time
like this, when you find yourself in a tangle, is
to think of yourself and your own chances for happiness.
Father and Jeneka will take care of themselves.
They are popular and beloved characters here in Morovenia.
They are not taking you into consideration except
as you seem to interfere with their selfish plans.
I have made it a rule not to work out my neighbor’s
destiny.”
“What can I do?” asked
Kalora, seemingly impressed by the earnestness of
the consul’s wife.
“Leave Morovenia. Keep
at your father until he consents to your going.
Here you are despised and ridiculed a victim
of heathen prejudice left over from the Dark Ages.
Get away, even if you have to walk, and take my word
for it, the moment you leave Morovenia you will be
a very beautiful girl; not a merely attractive young
person, but what we would call at home a radiant beauty the
oriental type, you know. And as a personal favor
to me, don’t be fat.”
“No fear of that,” said
the girl with a melancholy attempt at a smile.
“But you must go and join the others. Do,
please. I am now in disgrace, and you may compromise
your social standing in Morovenia if you remain here
and talk to me.”
“I dare say I should go.
I have a husband who requires as much attention and
scolding as a four-year-old. Sometimes I almost
favor the oriental system of the husband’s directing
the wife. Good-by.”
“Good-by.”
Mrs. Plumston gave her a kiss and
a friendly little pat on the arm, and walked away
toward the stables with a swinging, heel-and-toe, masculine
stride.
Kalora had the whole garden to herself.
She sat squared up in the wicker chair with her fists
clenched, looking straight ahead, trying in vain to
think of some plan for avenging herself upon the whole
race of bachelors. As she sat thus some one spoke
to her.
“How do you do?” came a voice.
She was startled and looked about, but saw no one.
“Up here!” came the voice again.
She looked up and saw a young man
on the top of the wall, his legs hanging over.
Evidently he had climbed up from the outside, and yet
Kalora had never suspected that the wall could be climbed.
He was smoothly shaven, with blond
hair almost ripe enough to be auburn; he wore a gray
suit of rather loose and careless material, a belt,
but no waistcoat; his trousers were reefed up from
a pair of saddle-brown shoes, and the silk band around
his small straw hat was tricolored. In his hand
was a paper-covered book. Swung over his shoulder
was a camera in a leather case. He sat there
on top of the high wall and gazed at Kalora with a
grinning interest, and she, forgetting that she was
unveiled and clad only in the simple garments which
had horrified the best people of Morovenia, gazed
back at him, for he was the first of the kind she
had seen.
“What are you doing here?” she asked wonderingly.
“I am looking for the show,”
he replied. “They told me down at the hotel
that a very hot bunch of acrobats were doing a few
stunts down here this afternoon, and I thought I’d
break in if I could. Wanted to get some pictures
of them.”
“Were you invited?”
“No, but that doesn’t
make any difference. In Cairo I went to a native
wedding every day. If I passed a house where there
was a wedding being pulled off, I simply went inside
and mingled. They never put me out seemed
to enjoy having me there. I suppose they thought
it was the American custom for outsiders to ring in
at a wedding.”
“You said American, didn’t you? Are
you from America?”
“Do I look like a Scandinavian?
I am from the grand old commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
Did you ever hear of the town of Bessemer?”
“I’m afraid not.”
“Did you ever hear of the Pike
family that robbed all the orphans, tore down the
starry banner, walked on the humble working-girl and
gave the double cross to the common people? Did
you?”
“Dear me, no,” she replied, following
him vaguely.
“Well, I am Alexander H., of
the tribe of Pike, and I have two reasons for being
in your beautiful little city. One is Federal
grand jury and the other is ten-cent magazine.
You know, our folks are sinfully rich. About
four years ago I came in for most of the guvnor’s
coin, and in trying to keep up the traditions of the
family, I have made myself unpopular, but I didn’t
know how unpopular I really was until I got this magazine
from home this morning.” And he held up
the paper-covered book, which had a rainbow cover.
“They have been writing up a few of us captains
of industry, and they have said everything about me
that they could say without having the thing
barred out of the mails. I notice that you speak
our kind of talk fairly well, but I think I can take
you by the hand and show you a lot of new and beautiful
English language. I will read this to you.”
Before she could warn him, or do anything
except let out a horrified “Oh-h!” he
had leaped lightly from his high perch and was standing
in front of her.
“I’m afraid you don’t
understand,” she said, rising and taking a frightened
survey of the garden, to be sure that no one was watching.
“Strangers are not permitted in here. That
is, men, and more especially ah Christians.”
“I’m not a Christian,
and I can prove it by this magazine. I am an
octopus, and a viper, and a vampire, and a man-eating
shark. I am what you might call a composite zoo.
If you want to get a line on me just read this article
on The Shameless Brigand of Bessemer, and you
will certainly find out that I am a nice young fellow.”
Kalora had studied English for years
and thought she knew it, and yet she found it difficult
fully, to comprehend all the figurative phrases of
this pleasing young stranger.
“Do I understand that you are
traveling abroad because of your unpopularity at home?”
she asked.
“I am waiting for things to
cool down. As soon as the muck-rakers wear out
their rakes, and the great American public finds some
other kind of hysterics to keep it worked up to a
proper temperature, I shall mosey back and resume
business at the old stand. But why tell you the
story of my life? Play fair now, and tell me
a lot about yourself. Where am I?”
“You are here in my father’s
private garden, where you hare no right to be.”
“And father?”
“Is Count Selim Malagaski, Governor-General
of Morovenia.”
“Wow! And you?”
“I am his daughter.”
“The daughter of all that must be something.
Have you a title?”
“I am called Princess.”
“Can you beat that? Climb
up a wall to see some A-rabs perform, and find a real,
sure-enough princess, and likewise, if you don’t
mind my saying so, a pippin.”
“I don’t know what you mean,” she
said.
“A corker.”
“Corker?”
“I mean that you’re a
good-looker that it’s no labor at
all to gaze right at you. I didn’t think
they grew them so far from headquarters, but I see
I’m wrong. You are certainly all right.
Pardon me for saying this to you so soon after we
meet, but I have learned that you will never break
a woman’s heart by telling her that she is a
beaut.”
Kalora leaned back in her chair and
laughed. She was beginning to comprehend the
whimsical humor of the very unusual young man.
His direct and playful manner of speech amused her,
and also seemed to reassure her. And, when he
seated himself within a few inches of her elbow, fanning
himself with the little straw hat, and calmly inspecting
the tiny landscape of the forbidden garden, she made
no protest against his familiarity, although she knew
that she was violating the most sacred rules laid
down for her sex.
She reasoned thus with herself:
“To-day I have disgraced myself
to the utmost, and, since I am utterly shamed, why
not revel in my lawlessness?”
Besides, she wished to question this
young man. Mrs. Plumston had said to her:
“You are beautiful.” No one else had
ever intimated such a thing. In fact, for five
years she had been taunted almost daily because of
her lack of all physical charms. Perhaps she could
learn the truth about herself by some adroit questioning
of the young man from Pennsylvania.
“You have traveled a great deal?” she
asked.
“Me and Baedeker and Cook wrote
it,” he replied; and then, seeing that she was
puzzled, he said: “I have been to all of
the places they keep open.”
“You have seen many women in many countries?”
“I have. I couldn’t help it, and
I’m glad of it.”
“Then you know what constitutes beauty?”
“Not always. What is sponge
cake for me may be sawdust for somebody else.
Say, I rode for an hour in a ’rickshaw at Nagoya
to see the most beautiful girl in Japan and when we
got to the teahouse they trotted out a little shrimp
that looked as if she’d been dried over a barrel you
know, stood bent all the time, as if she was
getting ready to jump. Her neck was no bigger
than a gripman’s wrist and she had a nose that
stood right out from her face almost an eighth of an
inch. Her eyes were set on the bias and she was
painted more colors than a bandwagon. I said,
’If this is the champion geisha, take me back
to the land of the chorus girl.’ And in
China! Listen! I caught a Chinese belle coming
down the Queen’s Road in Hong-Kong one day,
and I ran up an alley. I have seen Parisian beauties
that had a coat of white veneering over them an inch
thick, and out here in this country I have seen so-called
cracker-jacks that ought to be doing the mountain-of-flesh
act in the Ringling side-show. So there you are!”
“But in your own country, and
in the larger cities of the world, there must be some
sort of standard. What are the requirements?
What must a woman be, that all men would call her
beautiful?”
“Well, Princess, that’s
a pretty hard proposition to dope out. Good looks
can not be analyzed in a lab or worked out by algebra,
because, I’m telling you, the one that may look
awful lucky to me may strike somebody else as being
fairly punk. Providence framed it up that way
so as to give more girls a chance to land somebody.
Still, there is one kind that makes a hit wherever
people are bright enough to sit up and take notice.
Now I suppose that any male being in his right senses
would find it easy to look at a woman who was young
enough and had eyes and hair and teeth and the other
items, all doing team-work together, and then if she
was trim and slender ”
“Should she be slender?”
interrupted Kalora, leaning toward him.
“Sure. I don’t mean
the same width all the way up and down, like an art
student, but trim and Here, I’ll show
you. You will find the pictures of the most beautiful
women in the world right here in the ads of a ten-cent
magazine. Look them over and you will understand
what I mean.”
He turned page after page and showed
her the tapering goddesses of the straight front,
the tooth-powder, the camera, the breakfast-food, the
massage-cream, and the hair-tonic.
“These are what you call beautiful women?”
she asked.
“These are about the limit.”
“Then in your country I would not be considered
hideous, would I?”
“Hideous? Say, if you ever
walked up Fifth Avenue you would block the traffic!
And in the palm-garden at the Waldorf why,
you and the head waiter would own the place!
Are you trying to string me by asking such questions?
Are you a real ingenue, or a kidder?”
“I hardly know what you mean,
but I assure you that here in Morovenia they laugh
at me because I am not fat.”
“This is a shine country, and
you’re in wrong, little girl,” said Mr.
Pike, in a kindly tone. “Why don’t
you duck?”
“Duck?”
“Leave here and hunt up some
of the red spots on the map. You know what I
mean away to the bright lights! I don’t
like to knock your native land but, honestly, Morovenia
is a bad boy. I’ve struck towns around
here where you couldn’t buy illustrated post-cards.
They take in the sidewalks at nine o’clock every
night. That orchestra down at the hotel handed
me a new coon song last night Bill Bailey!
Can you beat that? As long as you stay here you
are hooked up with a funeral.”
Kalora, with wrinkled brow, had been
striving to follow him in his figurative flights.
“Strange,” she murmured.
“You are the second person I have met to-day
who advises me to go away to the west.”
“That’s the tip!”
he exclaimed with fervor. “Go west and when
you start, keep on going. You come to America
and bring along the papers to show that you’re
a real live princess and you’ll own both sides
of the street. We’ll show you more real
excitement in two weeks than you’ll see around
here if you live to be a hundred.”
“I should like to go, but Look!
Hurry, please! You must go!”
She pointed, and young Mr. Pike turned
to see two guards in baggy uniforms bearing down upon
him, their eyes bulging with amazement.
“Shall I try to put up a bluff,
or fight it out?” he asked, as he stood up to
meet them.
“You can not explain,”
gasped Kalora. “Run! Run! They
know you have no right here. This means going
to prison perhaps worse.”
“Does it?” he asked, between
his set teeth. “If those two brunettes get
me, they’ll have to go some.”
When the two pounced upon him he made
no resistance and they captured him. He stood
between them, each of them clutching an arm and breathing
heavily, not only from exertion, but also out of a
sense of triumph.