Three hours after his pole-vault,
Mr. Alexander H. Pike, wearing a dinner-jacket newly
ironed by his man-slave, and with a soft hat crushed
jauntily down over the right ear, was pacing back and
forth in the main corridor of the Hotel de l’Europe
waiting for the dread summons to the table d’hote.
He had to admit to himself that his
nerves seemed to be about as taut as piano wires.
He told himself that possibly he was “up against
it,” and yet he had stood on the brink of disaster
so often during his college career without acquiring
vertigo, that the experience of the afternoon was
like a joyous renewal of youth.
He had no set program but he had a
feeling that if he was to be questioned he would lie
entertainingly.
Of one thing he was certain it
would help his case if he made no attempt to hurry
across the frontier. He believed in the wisdom
of hunting up the authorities whenever the authorities
were hunting for him. For instance, in the prep
school, after getting the cow into the chapel, he
discovered her there and notified the principal and
was the only boy who did not fall under suspicion.
To assume a childlike innocence and to bluff magnificently, these
had been the twin rules that had saved him so often
and would save him now, unless he should be confronted
by the princess or the two guards, in which case he
whistled softly.
Suddenly two men came slamming in
at the front door and stalked down the avenue of palms.
They seemed to be throbbing with the importance of
their errand, as they moved toward a little side office,
which was the official lair of the manager.
One of the men was elderly and wizened
and the other was a detective. Pike knew it as
soon as he glanced at the heavy jowls and the broad
face and heard the authoritative footfall. He
knew, also, that he was not a bona fide detective,
but a municipal detective, who is paid a monthly salary
and walks stealthily along side streets in citizen’s
dress, all the time imagining that the people he meets
take him to be a merchant or a lawyer. In this
he is mistaken, for he resembles nothing except a
municipal detective.
If Mr. Pike had known that the officer
who accompanied Popova was the celebrated Koldo, chief
of the secret service, no doubt the impulse to retreat
to his apartment and get behind the bed canopies would
have been stronger. He knew, however, that no
detective of analytical methods would expect to find
the criminal standing at his elbow, so he followed
the two over to the office and calmly wedged himself
into the conference.
The great Koldo was agitated as he
told his story to the manager, who was a polite and
sympathetic importation from Switzerland. Popova
stood by and corroborated by nodding.
“An outrage of the most dreadful
nature has been reported from the palace,” said
Koldo.
“Dear me!” murmured the manager.
“I am so sorry.”
“A stranger scaled the wall
and entered the forbidden precincts. He addressed
himself to the Princess Kalora with most insulting
familiarity. Two of the household guards captured
him, but he escaped after beating them brutally.
The report of the whole affair and a description of
the man have been brought to me by the esteemed Popova this
gentleman here, who is court interpreter and instructor
in languages to the royal family.”
Popova nodded and Mr. Pike saw the
scattered spires of Bessemer, Pennsylvania, whirling
away into a cloud of disappearance.
“If you have a description of
the man, no doubt you will be able to find him,”
he said, knowing that this kind of speech would strengthen
his plea of innocence when brought out at the trial.
The chief of the secret service turned
and looked wonderingly at the bland stranger and resumed:
“After some reflection I have decided to make
inquiries at all the hotels, to learn if any foreigner
answering this description has lately arrived in the
city.”
“You may be sure that any information
I possess will be put at your disposal immediately,”
said the manager, with a smile and a professional
bow.
The only Koldo, breathing deeply,
brought from his pocket a sheet of paper, while Mr.
Pike propped himself deliberately against the door
and tried to mold his features into that expression
of guileless innocence which he had observed on the
face of a cherub in the Vatican.
“He is very rugged and powerful,”
said the detective, referring to his notes. “Large,
quite large black hair, dark eyes with a
glance that seems to pierce through anything long
mustache, also black wears much jewelry speaks
with a marked German accent wears a suit
of Scotch plaid heavy military boots.”
Mr. Pike removed his hat and allowed
the electric light to twinkle on his ruddy hair.
“How ah where
did you get this description?” he asked gently.
“From the Princess herself,”
replied Popova. “She saw him at close range.”
“Believe me, I am sorry, but
no one answering the description has been at my hotel,”
said the manager.
“Then I shall go to the Hotel
Bristol and the Hotel Victoria,” announced Koldo,
with something of fierce determination in his tone.
“An excellent plan,” assented the manager.
“Would you mind if I butted
in with a suggestion?” said Mr. Pike, laying
a friendly hand on the arm of the redoubtable Koldo.
“Don’t you think it would be better if
you went alone to these hotels? This distinguished
gentleman,” indicating Popova, “is well
known on account of being a high guy up at the palace.
Sure as you live, if he trails around with you, you
will be spotted. You don’t want to hunt
this fellow with a brass band. Besides, you don’t
need any help, do you?” to the head
of the secret service.
“Certainly not,” replied
the famous detective, swelling visibly. “I
have all the data already I am planning
my campaign.”
“Then I should like to have
a talk with Pop-what’s-his-name. I think
I can slip him a few valuable pointers. You go
right along and nail your man and we’ll sit
here in the shade of the sheltering palm and tell each
other our troubles.”
“I must return to the palace
quite soon,” murmured Popova, gazing at the
stranger uneasily.
“Call a carriage for the professor,”
spoke up Mr. Pike briskly, to the manager. “I
know his time is valuable, so we’ll get down
to business immediately, if not sooner.”
The manager knew a millionaire’s
voice when he heard it, so he hurried away. The
impatient Koldo said that he would communicate directly
with the palace as soon as he had effected the capture,
and started for the front door. Then, remembering
himself, he went out the back way.
The old tutor, finding himself alone
with Mr. Pike, was not permitted to relapse into embarrassment.
“In the first place, I want
you to know who and what I am,” said Mr. Pike.
“Come into my suite and I’ll show you something.
Then you’ll see that you’re not wasting
your time on a light-weight.”
He led the way to a large parlor ornately
done in red, and pulled out from a leather trunk a
passport issued by the Department of State of the
United States of America. It was a huge parchment,
with pictorial embellishments, heavy Gothic type and
a seal about the size of a pie. Mr. Pike’s
physical peculiarities were enumerated and there was
a direct request that the bearer be shown every courtesy
and attention due a citizen of the great republic.
Popova looked it over and was impressed.
“It isn’t everybody that
gets those,” said Mr. Pike, as he put the document
carefully back into the trunk and covered it with shirts.
“Have a red chair. Take off your hat ah,
I remember, you leave that on, don’t you?”
The old gentleman seated himself,
somewhat reassured by the cheery manner of his host,
who sat in front of him and beamed.
Mr. Pike, supposed to be given to
vapory and aimless conversation, really was a general.
Already we have learned that he based his every-day
conduct on a groundwork of safe principles. He
had certain private theories, which had stood the
test, and when following these theories he proceeded
with bustling confidence. One of his theories
was that every man in the world has a grievance and
regards himself as much-abused, and in order to win
the regard and confidence of that man, all one has
to do is feel around for the grievance and then play
upon it. Mr. Pike, in his province of employer,
had been compelled to study the methods of successful
labor-union agitators.
“You don’t know much about
me, but I know plenty about you,” he began,
closing one eye and nodding wisely. “I hadn’t
been here very long before I found out who was the
real brains of that outfit up at the palace.”
“Really, you know, we are not
supposed to discuss the merits of our ruler,”
said Popova, fairly startled at the candid tone of
the other. He lifted one hand in timid deprecation.
“Of course you’re not.
That’s why some one who is simply a figurehead
goes on taking all the credit for tricks turned by
a smart fellow who is working for him. Now, if
you lived in the dear old land of ready money, where
the accident of birth doesn’t give any man the
right to sit on somebody else’s neck, you’d
be a big gun. You’d have money and a pull
and probably, before you got through, you’d be
investigated. Over here, you are deliberately
kept in the background. You are the Patsy.”
“The what?”
“The squidge that
means the fellow who does all the worrying and gets
nothing out of it. Now, before you return to what
you call the palace, and which looks to me like the
main building of the Allegheny Brick Works, will you
do me the honor of going into that cave of gloom, known
as the American bar, and hitting up just one small
libation?”
“I am not sure that I catch
your meaning,” said Popova, who felt himself
somewhat smothered by rhetoric.
“Into the bar down
at the little iron table business of hoisting
beverage.”
“We of the faith are not supposed
to partake of any drink containing even a small percentage
of alcohol.”
“I’m not supposed
to dally with it myself, having been brought up on
cistern water, but I find in traveling that I entertain
a more kindly feeling for you strange foreign people
when I carry a medium-sized headlight. Come along,
now. Don’t compel me to tear your clothes.”
There was no resisting the masterful
spirit of the young steel magnate, and Popova was
led away to a remote apartment, where a single shelf,
sparsely set with bottles, made a weak effort to reproduce
the fabled splendors of far-away New York.
“Let’s see, what shall
we tackle?” asked Mr. Pike, as he checked down
the line with a rigid forefinger. “If you
don’t care what happens to you, we might try
a couple of cocktails that is, if you like
the taste of eau de quinine. Oh, I’ll
tell you what! Here are lemons, seltzer and gin.
Boy, two gin fizzes.”
The attendant, who was very juvenile
and much afraid of his job, smiled and shook his head.
“Do you mean to say that you
never heard of a gin fizz?” asked Mr. Pike.
“All the ingredients within reach, simply waiting
to be introduced to each other, and you have been
holding them apart. You ought to be ashamed of
yourself. Bring out some ice. Produce your
jigger. Get busy. Hand me the tools and
I’ll do this myself.”
Then, while the other two looked on
in abashed admiration, Mr. Pike deftly squeezed the
lemons and splashed in allopathic portions of the
crystal fluid and used ice most wastefully. After
vigorous shaking and patient straining he shot a seething
stream of seltzer into each glass and finally delivered
to Popova a translucent drink that was very tall and
capped with foam.
“Hide that, Professor,”
he said. “In a few minutes you will speak
several new languages.”
Popova sipped conservatively.
“Don’t be afraid,”
urged Mr. Pike, encouragingly. “If the boy
watched me carefully, possibly he can duplicate the
order.”
The youth was more than willing, for
he seldom received instruction. With now and
then a word of counsel or warning from the wise man
of the west in the corner, he cautiously assembled
two other fizzes, while Mr. Pike, in a most nonchalant
and roundabout manner, sought information concerning
affairs of state, local politics, the Governor-General’s
household and Princess Kalora. Popova told more
than he had meant to tell and more than he knew that
he was telling.
It may have been that the fizzes were
insidious or that Mr. Pike was unduly persuasive,
or that a combination of these two powerful influences
moved the elderly tutor to impulses of unusual generosity.
At any rate, he found himself possessed of an affection
for the young man from Bessemer, Pennsylvania.
It was an affection both fatherly and brotherly.
When Mr. Pike asked him to perform just a small service
for him, he promised and then promised again and was
still promising when his host went with him to the
carriage and said that he had not lived in vain and
that in years to come he would gather his grandchildren
around him and tell of the circumstances of his meeting
with the greatest scholar in southeastern Europe.