About the time that Mr. Pike arrived
in Vienna, and after Kalora had been in voluntary
retirement for some forty-eight hours, the famous
Koldo, head of the secret police, came into possession
of a most important clue.
Having searched for two days, without
finding the trail of the criminal with the black mustache
and the German accent, he bethought himself of the
wisdom of going to the garden where the intruder had
engaged in a desperate struggle with the two guards.
Possibly he would discover incriminating footprints.
Instead, he found some scraps of paper, with printing
of a foreign character.
By questioning the guards he learned
that these tatters had come from a printed book which
the mysterious stranger had carried, and which he
never relinquished even while reducing his foes to
insensibility.
Koldo put these pieces of paper into
a strong envelope, which he sealed and marked “Exhibit
A,” and delivered his precious find to the Governor-General.
While Mr. Pike sat in Ronacher’s
at Vienna, watching a most entertaining vaudeville
performance, Count Selim Malagaski was in his library,
conferring with the wise Popova.
“How did he escape?” asked
Count Malagaski again and again, shaking his head.
“The police have searched every corner of the
town, and can find no one answering the description.”
“Have you questioned Kalora again?”
“Yes, and she now remembers
that he had a very heavy scar over his right eye.
Her description and these few scraps of paper torn
from the book he was carrying are all that we have
to guide us in our search.”
The Governor-General held up the several
remnants of a ten-cent magazine.
“It is in English; I read it badly.”
He gave the torn pages to the old
tutor, and Popova, picking up the first, read as follows:
What is the great danger that threatens
the American woman? It is obesity.
It is well known that ninety-nine per cent of all the
women in the United States are striving to reduce
their weight. For all such we have a message
of hope. Write to Madam Clarissa and she
“The remainder is torn away,” said Popova.
The Governor-General had been leaning
forward, listening intently. “Do you mean
to say that there is a country in which all the woman
are fat?” he asked.
“It would seem so,” replied
Popova. “Let us read further.”
He picked up another of the torn pages and read aloud:
To the Oatena Company of Pine Creek, Michigan:
When I began using your wonderful health-food
I was a mere skeleton. I have been living on
it for three months and I have gained a pound a day.
Permit me to express the conviction that you are
real benefactors to the human race. Gratefully
yours,
OSCAR TILBURY,
Oakdale, Arkansas.
“Stop!” exclaimed the
Governor-General, striking the table. “Is
it possible that somewhere in this world there is
a food which will add a pound a day?”
“The testimonial seems genuine,”
replied Popova. “It has been sworn to before
a notary.”
“What country is this?”
“America, the land of milk and honey.”
“Both very fattening,”
commented the Governor-General. “Popova,
I have an inspiration. You well know that my
situation here is most desperate. I must find
husbands for these two daughters, but I dare not hope
that any one will come for Kalora until the disgraceful
affair has been forgotten and I can absolutely demonstrate
that she has developed into some degree of attractiveness.
It is better for all concerned that she should leave
Morovenia until the present scandal blows over.
Now, why not America? It is a remote, half-savage
country, and she will be far from the temptations
which would beset her at any fashionable capital in
Europe. We read in this magazine that all the
women in America are fat. She will come back
to us in a little while as plump as a partridge.
From the sworn testimonial it would appear that she
can obtain in America a marvelous food which will
cause her to gain a pound a day. She now weighs
one hundred and eighteen pounds. If she remained
there a year she would weigh, let me see one
hundred and eighteen plus three hundred and sixty-five oh,
that doesn’t seem possible! That is too
good to be true! But even six months, or only
three months, would be sufficient. She must
be sent away for a while, in the care of some one who
will guard her carefully. Read up on America
to-night, and let me know all about it in the morning.”
Next day Popova, having consulted
all the British authorities at hand, reported that
the United States of America covered a large but undeveloped
area, that the population was so engrossed with the
accumulation of wealth that it gave little heed to
pleasures or intellectual relaxation, and that the
country as a whole was unworthy of consideration except
as the abode of a swollen material prosperity.
“Just the place for her,”
exclaimed the Governor-General. “No pleasures
to distract her, an atmosphere of plodding commercialism,
an abundance of health-giving nourishment! Perhaps
the mere change of climate will have the desired effect.
We will make the experiment. She is doomed if
she remains here, and America seems to be our only
hope. I suppose our beloved Monarch sends a minister
to that country. If so, communicate with the
Secretary of the Legation and request him to secure
secluded apartments for her and a suite. You
shall accompany her.”
“I?” exclaimed Popova, unable to conceal
his joy.
“Yes; she must be under careful
restraint all the time. What is the capital of
the United States?”
“Washington. It is a sleepy
and well-behaved town. I have looked it up.”
“Good! You shall take her
to Washington. If one of the many civil wars
should break out, or there should be an uprising of
the red men, she can hurry to the protection of the
Turkish Embassy. Let us make immediate preparations and
remember, Popova, that my whole future happiness as
a father depends upon the success of this expedition.”
When Kalora was gravely informed by
her father that she and the tutor and a half-dozen
female attendants were to be bundled up and sent away
to America, and that she was to do penance, take a
dieting treatment, and come back in due time to try
and atone for her unfortunate past, did she weep and
beg to be allowed to remain at her own dear home?
No; she listened in apparently meek and rather mournful
submission, and, after her father went away, she turned
handsprings across the room.
Her utmost dream of happiness had
been realized. She was to go to the land of the
red-headed stranger where she would be admired and
courted, and where, in time, she might aspire to the
ultimate honor of having her picture in a ten-cent
magazine.