The Secretary of the Legation at Washington
was surprised to receive a letter from the Governor-General
of Morovenia requesting him to find apartments for
the Princess Kalora and a small retinue. The letter
explained that the Governor-General’s daughter
had been given a long sea-voyage and assigned to a
period of residence within the quiet boundaries of
Washington, in the hope that her health might be improved.
The Secretary looked up the list of
hotels and boarding-houses. He did not deem it
advisable to send a convalescent to one of the large
and busy hotels; neither did he think it proper to
reserve rooms for her at an ordinary boarding-house,
where she would sit at the same table with department-employees
and congressmen. So he compromised on a very
exclusive hotel patronized by legislators who had money
of their own, by many of the titled attaches of the
embassies, and by families that came during the season
with the hope of edging their way into official society.
He explained to the manager of the hotel that the Princess
Kalora was an invalid, would require secluded apartments,
and probably would not care to meet any of the other
persons living at the hotel.
Within a week after the rooms had
been reserved the invalid drove up to the Legation
to thank the Secretary for his kindness. Now,
the Secretary had lived in modern capitals for many
years, was trained in diplomacy, and had schooled
himself never to appear surprised. But the Princess
Kalora fairly bowled him over. He had pictured
her as a wan and waxen creature, who would be carried
to the hotel in a closed carriage or ambulance, there
to recline by the windowside and look out at the rustling
leaves. He had decided, after hours of deliberation,
that the etiquette of the situation would be for some
member of the Legation to call upon her about once
a week and take flowers to her.
And here was the invalid, bounding
out of a coupe, tripping up the front steps and bursting
in upon him like an untamed Amazon from the prairies
of Nebraska. She wore a tailor-made suit of dark
material, a sailor hat, tan gloves with big welts
on the back and stout, low-heeled Oxfords.
This was the young woman who had come five thousand
miles to improve her health! This was the child
of the Orient, and in the Orient, woman is a hothouse
flower. This was the timid young recluse to whom
the soft-spoken diplomats were to carry a few roses
about once a week.
Why had she called upon the Secretary?
First, to thank him for having engaged the rooms;
second, to invite him to take her out to a country
club and teach her the game of golf. She had heard
people at the hotel talking about golf. The game
had been strongly commended to her by a congressman’s
daughter, with whom she had ascended to the top of
the Washington Monument.
When the Secretary, having recovered
his breath, asked if she felt strong enough to attempt
such a vigorous game, she was moved to silvery laughter.
She told what she had accomplished during three short
days in Washington. She had attended two matinées
with Popova, had gone motoring into the Virginia hills,
had inspected all the public buildings, and studied
every shop-window in Pennsylvania Avenue. The
Secretary knew that all this outdoor freedom was not
usually accorded a young woman of his native domain,
and yet he felt that he had no authority to restrain
her or correct her. She was a princess, and he
was relatively a subordinate, and, when she requested
him to take her to the country club, he gave an embarrassed
consent.
“You have been in America a long time?”
she asked.
“About three years.”
“You have met many people that is,
the important people?”
“All of them are important over
here. Those that are not very wealthy or very
eminent are getting ready to be.”
“I am wondering if you could
tell me something about a young man I met abroad.
I met him only once, and I have quite forgotten his
name.”
“I’m afraid I haven’t met him.”
“He is rather good-looking and
has well, red hair; not rusty red, but a
sort of golden red.”
“There are millions of red-haired young men
in America.”
“Please don’t discourage
me. Now I remember the name of his home.
He lived in Pennsa Pennsylvania, that’s
it.”
“Pennsylvania is about four times as large as
Morovenia.”
“But he is very wealthy. He talked as if
he had come into millions.”
“I can well believe it.
The millionaires of Pennsylvania are even as the sands
of the sea or the leaves of the forest.”
“He owns some sort of mills or factories where
they make steel.”
“Every millionaire in Pennsylvania
has something to do with steel. Now, if you were
searching in that state for a young man who is penniless
and has nothing to do with the steel industry, possibly
I might be of some service to you. The whole
area of Pennsylvania is simply infested with millionaires.
Not all of them are red-headed, but they will be, before
Congress gets through with them.”
This playful lapse into the American
vernacular was quite lost upon the Princess Kalora,
who was sitting very still and gazing in a most disconsolate
manner at the Secretary.
“I felt sure that you could
tell me all about him,” she said.
“Believe me, if I encounter
any young millionaire from Pennsylvania, whose hair
is golden-red, I shall put detectives on his trail
and let you know at once. You met him abroad?”
“At a garden party in Morovenia.”
“Indeed! Garden parties
in Morovenia! And yet that is not one-half as
surprising as to find you here in Washington.”
“You are not displeased to find me here?”
“Charmed delighted.”
“And you will take me to the country club?”
“At any time. It will really give me much
pleasure.”
“I shall drop a note. Good-by.”
He stood at the window to watch her
as she nimbly jumped into the coupe and was driven
away.
That evening he made a most astonishing
report to his intimates of the corps and asked:
“What shall I do?”
“Do you feel competent to take charge of her
and regulate her conduct?”
“I do not.”
“Have you instructions to watch
her and make sure that she observes the etiquette
and keeps within the restrictions of her own country
while she is visiting in Washington?”
“Nothing of the sort.”
“From your first interview with
her, do you believe that it would be advisable for
any of us to attempt to interfere with her plans?”
“Decidedly not.”
“Then take her to the country
club and teach her the game of golf, and remember
the old saying at home, that no man was ever given
praise for attempting to govern another man’s
family.”
So it was settled that the Legation
would not attempt any supervision of Kalora’s
daily program. And it was a very wise decision,
for the daily program was complicated and the Legation
would have been kept exceedingly busy.
Popova became merely a sort of footman,
or modified chaperon. He knew that he had no
real authority and seldom attempted even the most timid
suggestions as to her conduct. Once or twice he
mentioned health-food and dieting, and was pooh-poohed
into a corner. As for the women attendants, who
had been sent along that they might be the companions
of the Princess during the long hours of loneliness
and seclusion, they were trained to act as hair-dressers
and French maids and repairing seamstresses!
Kalora had money and a title and physical
attractions. Could she well escape the gaieties
of Washington? Be assured that she made no effort
to escape them. She followed the busy routine
of dinners and balls, receptions and afternoon teas,
her childish enthusiasm never lagging. She could
play at golf and she seemed to know horseback riding
the first time she tried it, and after the first two
weeks she drove her own motor-car.
The letters that went back to Morovenia
were fairly dripping with superlatives and happy adjectives.
She was delighted with Washington; she was in excellent
health; the members of the Legation were very thoughtful
in their attentions; the autumn weather was all that
could be desired; her apartments at the hotel were
charming. In fact, her whole life was rose-colored,
but never a word of real news for her anxious father
and sister nothing about gaining a pound
a day. The Governor-General hoped from the encouraging
tone of the letters that she was quietly housed, out
in the borders of some primeval forest, gradually
enlarging into the fullness of perfect womanhood.
About three months after her departure,
in order to reassure himself regarding the progress
in her case, he wrote a letter to the minister at
Washington. He told the minister that his child
was disposed to be unruly and that Popova had become
careless and somewhat indefinite in his reports and
would he, the minister, please write and let an anxious
parent know the actual weight of Princess Kalora?
The minister resented this manner
of request. He did not feel that it was within
the duties of a high official to go out and weigh young
women, so he replied briefly that he knew no way of
ascertaining the exact weight of an acrobatic young
woman who never stood still long enough to be weighed,
but he could assure the father that she was somewhat
slimmer and more petite than when she arrived in Washington
a few weeks before.
This letter slowly traveled back to
Morovenia, and on the very day of its delivery to
Count Selim Malagaski, who read it aloud and then went
into a frothing paroxysm of rage, the Princess Kalora
in Washington figured in a most joyful episode.
A western millionaire, who had bought
a large cubical palace on one of the radiating avenues,
was giving a dancing-party, to which the entire blue
book had been invited. Kalora went, trailed by
the long-suffering Popova. She wore her most
fetching Parisian gown, and decked herself out with
wrought jewelry of quaint and heavy design, which was
the envy of all the other young women in town, and
she put in a very busy night, for she danced with
army officers, and lieutenants of the navy, and one
senator, and goodness knows how many half-grown diplomats.
At two o’clock in the morning
she was in the supper-room: a fairly late hour
for a young woman supposed to be leading a quiet life.
The food set before her would not have been prescribed
for a tender young creature who was dieting.
She was supping riotously on stuffed olives. Her
companion was a young gentleman from the army.
They sat beneath a huge palm. The tables were
crowded together rather closely.
She chanced to look across at the
little table to her right, and she saw a young man a
young man with light hair almost ripe enough to be
auburn.
With a smothered “Oh!”
she dropped the olive poised between her fingers,
and as she did so, he looked across and saw her and
exclaimed:
“Well, I’ll be ”
He came over, almost upsetting two
tables in his impetuous course. She expected
to see him jump over them.
He seized her hand and gazed at her
in grinning delight, and the young gentleman from
the army went into total eclipse.