“I don’t believe it.
It’s too good to be true. I am in a trance.
It isn’t you, is it?”
And he was still holding her hand.
“Yes it is.”
“The Princess ah ?”
“Kalora.”
“That’s it.
I was so busy thinking of you after I left your cute
little country that I couldn’t remember the name.
I thought of ‘calico’ and ‘Fedora’
and ‘Kokomo’ and a lot of names that sounded
like it, but I knew I was wrong. Kalora Kalora I’ll
remember that. I knew it began with a ‘K.’
But what in the name of all that is pure and sanctified
are you doing in the land of the free?”
“You invited me to come. Don’t you
remember? You urged me to come.”
“That’s why you notified
me as soon as you arrived, isn’t it? How
long have you been here?”
“I forget three months four
months. Surely you have seen my name in the papers.
Every morning you may read a full description of what
Princess Kalora of Morovenia wore the night before.
For a simple and democratic people you are rather
fond of high-sounding titles, don’t you think?”
“I haven’t read the papers,
because I’m always afraid I’ll find something
about myself. They don’t describe my costumes,
however. They simply say that I am trying to
blow up and scuttle the ship of State. But this
has nothing to do with your case. It is customary,
when you accept an invitation, to let the host know
something about it. In other words, why didn’t
you drop me a line?”
“I will confess the
whole truth since you have been candid enough
to admit that you had forgotten my name. I tried
to find you, through the Legation. I described
you, but your name please
tell me your name again? You mentioned it, that
day in the garden. Popova promised to go to the
hotel and get it for me, but we were bundled away in
such a hurry.”
“Heavens! Imagine any one
forgetting such a name! Alexander H. Pike, Bessemer,
Pennsylvania, tariff-fed infant and all-round plutocrat.”
“Why, of course, Pike, Pike it
is the name of a fish.”
“Thank you.”
The young gentleman from the army
moved uneasily, and they remembered that he was present.
He hoped they wouldn’t mind if he went to look
up his partner for the next dance, and they assured
him that they wouldn’t, and he believed them
and was backing away when Popova arrived to suggest
the lateness of the hour and intimate his willingness
to return to the hotel.
His sudden journey to the western
hemisphere and his period of residence at Washington
had been punctuated with surprises, but the amazement
which smote him when he saw Kalora leaning across the
table toward the young man who had introduced the
gin fizz into Morovenia was sudden and shocking.
Mr. Pike greeted him rapturously and
gave him the keys to North America, and then Kalora
patted him on the arm and sent him away to wait for
her.
They sat and talked for an hour sat
and talked and laughed and pieced out between them
the wonderful details of that very lively day in Morovenia.
“And you have come all the way
to Washington, D.C. in order to increase your weight?”
he asked. “That certainly would make a full-page
story for a Sunday paper. Think of anybody’s
coming to Washington to fatten up! Why, when
I come down here to regulate these committees, I lose
a pound a day.”
“I never dreamed that there
could be a country in which women are given so much
freedom so many liberties.”
“And what we don’t give
them, they take which is eminently correct.
Of all the sexes, there is only one that ever made
a real impression on me.”
“And to think that some day
I shall have to return to Morovenia!”
“Forget it,” urged Mr.
Pike, in a low and soothing tone. “Far be
it from me to start anything in your family, but if
I were you, I would never go back there to serve a
life sentence in one of those lime-kilns, with a curtain
over my face. You are now at the spot where woman
is real superintendent of the works, and this is where
you want to camp for the rest of your life.”
“But I can not disobey my father.
I dare not remain if he ”
She paused, realizing that the talk
had led her to dangerous ground, for Mr. Pike had
dropped his large hand on her small one and was gazing
at her with large devouring eyes.
“You won’t go back if
I can help it,” he said, leaning still nearer
to her. “I know this is a little premature,
even for me, but I just want you to know that from
the minute I looked down from the wall that day and
saw you under the tree well, I haven’t
been able to find anything else in the world worth
looking at. When I met you again to-night, I
didn’t remember your name. You didn’t
remember my name. What of that? We know
each other pretty well don’t you think
we do? The way you looked at me, when I came
across to speak to you I don’t know,
but it made me believe, all at once, that maybe you
had been thinking of me, the same as I had been thinking
of you. If I’m saying more than I have a
right to say, head me off, but, for once in my life,
I’m in earnest.”
“I’m glad you
like me,” she said, and she pushed back in her
chair and looked down and away from him and felt that
her face was burning with blushes.
“When you have found out all
about me, I hope you’ll keep on speaking to
me just the same,” he continued. “I
warn you that, from now on, I am going to pester you
a lot. You’ll find me sitting on your front
door-step every morning, ready to take orders.
To-morrow I must hie me to New York, to explain to
some venerable directors why the net earnings have
fallen below forty per cent. But when I return,
O fair maiden, look out for me.”
He would be back in Washington within
three days. He would come to her hotel.
They were to ride in the motor-car and they were to
go to the theaters. She must meet his mother.
His mother would take her to New York, and there would
be the opera, and this, and that, and so on, for he
was going to show her all the attractions of the Western
Hemisphere.
The night was thinning into the grayness
of dawn when he took her to the waiting carriage.
She put her hand through the window and he held it
for a long time, while they once more went over their
delicious plans.
After the carriage had started, Popova
spoke up from his dark corner.
“I am beginning to understand
why you wished to come to America. Also I have
made a discovery. It was Mr. Pike who overcame
the guards and jumped over the wall.”
“I shall ask the Governor-General
to give you Koldo’s position.”
An enormous surprise was waiting for
them at the hotel. It was a cable from Morovenia long,
decisive, definite, composed with an utter disregard
for heavy tolls. It directed Popova to bring the
shameless daughter back to Morovenia immediately not
a moment’s delay under pain of the most horrible
penalties that could be imagined. They were to
take the first steamer. They were to come home
with all speed. Surely there was no mistaking
the fierce intent of the message.
Popova suffered a moral collapse and
Kalora went into a fit of weeping. Both of them
feared to return and yet, at such a crisis, they knew
that they dared not disobey.
The whole morning was given over to
hurried packing-up. An afternoon train carried
them to New York. A steamer was to sail early
next day, and they went aboard that very night.
Kalora had left a brief message at
her hotel in Washington. It was addressed to
Mr. Alexander H. Pike, and simply said that something
dreadful had happened, that she had been called home,
that she was going back to a prison the doors of which
would never swing open for her, and she must say good-by
to him for ever.
She tried to communicate with him
before sailing away from New York. Messenger
boys, bribed with generous cab-fares, were sent to
all the large hotels, but they could not find the
right Mr. Pike. The real Mr. Pike was living
at a club.
She leaned over the railing and watched
the gang-plank until the very moment of sailing, hoping
that he might appear. But he did not come, and
she went to her state-room and tried to forget him,
and to think of something other than the reception
awaiting her back in the dismal region known as Morovenia.