At the most wretched hour between
a black night and a wintry morning in the year 1777,
Mrs. Dudgeon, of New Hampshire, is sitting up in the
kitchen and general dwelling room of her farm house
on the outskirts of the town of Websterbridge.
She is not a prepossessing woman. No woman looks
her best after sitting up all night; and Mrs. Dudgeon’s
face, even at its best, is grimly trenched by the
channels into which the barren forms and observances
of a dead Puritanism can pen a bitter temper and a
fierce pride. She is an elderly matron who has
worked hard and got nothing by it except dominion
and detestation in her sordid home, and an unquestioned
reputation for piety and respectability among her
neighbors, to whom drink and debauchery are still so
much more tempting than religion and rectitude, that
they conceive goodness simply as self-denial.
This conception is easily extended to others denial,
and finally generalized as covering anything disagreeable.
So Mrs. Dudgeon, being exceedingly disagreeable, is
held to be exceedingly good. Short of flat felony,
she enjoys complete license except for amiable weaknesses
of any sort, and is consequently, without knowing
it, the most licentious woman in the parish on the
strength of never having broken the seventh commandment
or missed a Sunday at the Presbyterian church.
The year 1777 is the one in which
the passions roused of the breaking off of the American
colonies from England, more by their own weight than
their own will, boiled up to shooting point, the shooting
being idealized to the English mind as suppression
of rebellion and maintenance of British dominion,
and to the American as defence of liberty, resistance
to tyranny, and selfsacrifice on the altar of the
Rights of Man. Into the merits of these idealizations
it is not here necessary to inquire: suffice
it to say, without prejudice, that they have convinced
both Americans and English that the most high minded
course for them to pursue is to kill as many of one
another as possible, and that military operations
to that end are in full swing, morally supported by
confident requests from the clergy of both sides for
the blessing of God on their arms.
Under such circumstances many other
women besides this disagreeable Mrs. Dudgeon find
themselves sitting up all night waiting for news.
Like her, too, they fall asleep towards morning at
the risk of nodding themselves into the kitchen fire.
Mrs. Dudgeon sleeps with a shawl over her head, and
her feet on a broad fender of iron laths, the step
of the domestic altar of the fireplace, with its huge
hobs and boiler, and its hinged arm above the smoky
mantel-shelf for roasting. The plain kitchen
table is opposite the fire, at her elbow, with a candle
on it in a tin sconce. Her chair, like all the
others in the room, is uncushioned and unpainted;
but as it has a round railed back and a seat conventionally
moulded to the sitter’s curves, it is comparatively
a chair of state. The room has three doors, one
on the same side as the fireplace, near the corner,
leading to the best bedroom; one, at the opposite end
of the opposite wall, leading to the scullery and
washhouse; and the house door, with its latch, heavy
lock, and clumsy wooden bar, in the front wall, between
the window in its middle and the corner next the bedroom
door. Between the door and the window a rack of
pegs suggests to the deductive observer that the men
of the house are all away, as there are no hats or
coats on them. On the other side of the window
the clock hangs on a nail, with its white wooden dial,
black iron weights, and brass pendulum. Between
the clock and the corner, a big cupboard, locked,
stands on a dwarf dresser full of common crockery.
On the side opposite the fireplace,
between the door and the corner, a shamelessly ugly
black horsehair sofa stands against the wall.
An inspection of its stridulous surface shows that
Mrs. Dudgeon is not alone. A girl of sixteen
or seventeen has fallen asleep on it. She is a
wild, timid looking creature with black hair and tanned
skin. Her frock, a scanty garment, is rent, weatherstained,
berrystained, and by no means scrupulously clean.
It hangs on her with a freedom which, taken with her
brown legs and bare feet, suggests no great stock of
underclothing.
Suddenly there comes a tapping at
the door, not loud enough to wake the sleepers.
Then knocking, which disturbs Mrs. Dudgeon a little.
Finally the latch is tried, whereupon she springs
up at once.
Mrs. Dudgeon (threateningly).
Well, why don’t you open the door? (She sees
that the girl is asleep and immediately raises a clamor
of heartfelt vexation.) Well, dear, dear me!
Now this is (shaking her) wake up, wake
up: do you hear?
The girl (sitting up). What is it?
Mrs. Dudgeon. Wake
up; and be ashamed of yourself, you unfeeling sinful
girl, falling asleep like that, and your father hardly
cold in his grave.
The girl (half asleep still).
I didn’t mean to. I dropped off
Mrs. Dudgeon (cutting her
short). Oh yes, you’ve plenty of excuses,
I daresay. Dropped off! (Fiercely, as the knocking
recommences.) Why don’t you get up and let your
uncle in? after me waiting up all night for him! (She
pushes her rudely off the sofa.) There: I’ll
open the door: much good you are to wait up.
Go and mend that fire a bit.
The girl, cowed and wretched, goes
to the fire and puts a log on. Mrs. Dudgeon unbars
the door and opens it, letting into the stuffy kitchen
a little of the freshness and a great deal of the
chill of the dawn, also her second son Christy, a
fattish, stupid, fair-haired, round-faced man of about
22, muffled in a plaid shawl and grey overcoat.
He hurries, shivering, to the fire, leaving Mrs. Dudgeon
to shut the door.
Christy (at the fire). F f f!
but it is cold. (Seeing the girl, and staring lumpishly
at her.) Why, who are you?
The girl (shyly). Essie.
Mrs. Dudgeon. Oh you
may well ask. (To Essie.) Go to your room, child,
and lie down since you haven’t feeling enough
to keep you awake. Your history isn’t fit
for your own ears to hear.
Essie. I
Mrs. Dudgeon (peremptorily).
Don’t answer me, Miss; but show your obedience
by doing what I tell you. (Essie, almost in tears,
crosses the room to the door near the sofa.) And don’t
forget your prayers. (Essie goes out.) She’d
have gone to bed last night just as if nothing had
happened if I’d let her.
Christy (phlegmatically).
Well, she can’t be expected to feel Uncle Peter’s
death like one of the family.
Mrs. Dudgeon. What
are you talking about, child? Isn’t she
his daughter the punishment of his wickedness
and shame? (She assaults her chair by sitting down.)
Christy (staring). Uncle Peter’s daughter!
Mrs. Dudgeon. Why else
should she be here? D’ye think I’ve
not had enough trouble and care put upon me bringing
up my own girls, let alone you and your good-for-nothing
brother, without having your uncle’s bastards
Christy (interrupting her with
an apprehensive glance at the door by which Essie
went out). Sh! She may hear you.
Mrs. Dudgeon (raising her
voice). Let her hear me. People who fear
God don’t fear to give the devil’s work
its right name. (Christy, soullessly indifferent to
the strife of Good and Evil, stares at the fire, warming
himself.) Well, how long are you going to stare there
like a stuck pig? What news have you for me?
Christy (taking off his hat and
shawl and going to the rack to hang them up).
The minister is to break the news to you. He’ll
be here presently.
Mrs. Dudgeon. Break what news?
Christy (standing on tiptoe,
from boyish habit, to hang his hat up, though he is
quite tall enough to reach the peg, and speaking with
callous placidity, considering the nature of the announcement).
Father’s dead too.
Mrs. Dudgeon (stupent). Your father!
Christy (sulkily, coming back
to the fire and warming himself again, attending much
more to the fire than to his mother). Well, it’s
not my fault. When we got to Nevinstown we found
him ill in bed. He didn’t know us at first.
The minister sat up with him and sent me away.
He died in the night.
Mrs. Dudgeon (bursting into
dry angry tears). Well, I do think this is hard
on me very hard on me. His brother,
that was a disgrace to us all his life, gets hanged
on the public gallows as a rebel; and your father,
instead of staying at home where his duty was, with
his own family, goes after him and dies, leaving everything
on my shoulders. After sending this girl to me
to take care of, too! (She plucks her shawl vexedly
over her ears.) It’s sinful, so it is; downright
sinful.
Christy (with a slow, bovine
cheerfulness, after a pause). I think it’s
going to be a fine morning, after all.
Mrs. Dudgeon (railing at
him). A fine morning! And your father newly
dead! Where’s your feelings, child?
Christy (obstinately). Well,
I didn’t mean any harm. I suppose a man
may make a remark about the weather even if his father’s
dead.
Mrs. Dudgeon (bitterly).
A nice comfort my children are to me! One son
a fool, and the other a lost sinner that’s left
his home to live with smugglers and gypsies and villains,
the scum of the earth!
Someone knocks.
Christy (without moving). That’s the
minister.
Mrs. Dudgeon (sharply). Well, aren’t
you going to let Mr. Anderson in?
Christy goes sheepishly to the door.
Mrs. Dudgeon buries her face in her hands, as it is
her duty as a widow to be overcome with grief.
Christy opens the door, and admits the minister, Anthony
Anderson, a shrewd, genial, ready Presbyterian divine
of about 50, with something of the authority of his
profession in his bearing. But it is an altogether
secular authority, sweetened by a conciliatory, sensible
manner not at all suggestive of a quite thoroughgoing
other-worldliness. He is a strong, healthy man,
too, with a thick, sanguine neck; and his keen, cheerful
mouth cuts into somewhat fleshy corners. No doubt
an excellent parson, but still a man capable of making
the most of this world, and perhaps a little apologetically
conscious of getting on better with it than a sound
Presbyterian ought.
Anderson (to Christy, at the
door, looking at Mrs. Dudgeon whilst he takes off
his cloak). Have you told her?
Christy. She made me. (He
shuts the door; yawns; and loafs across to the sofa
where he sits down and presently drops off to sleep.)
Anderson looks compassionately at
Mrs. Dudgeon. Then he hangs his cloak and hat
on the rack. Mrs. Dudgeon dries her eyes and looks
up at him.
Anderson. Sister: the
Lord has laid his hand very heavily upon you.
Mrs. Dudgeon (with intensely
recalcitrant resignation). It’s His will,
I suppose; and I must bow to it. But I do think
it hard. What call had Timothy to go to Springtown,
and remind everybody that he belonged to a man that
was being hanged? and (spitefully) that
deserved it, if ever a man did.
Anderson (gently). They were brothers, Mrs.
Dudgeon.
Mrs. Dudgeon. Timothy
never acknowledged him as his brother after we were
married: he had too much respect for me to insult
me with such a brother. Would such a selfish
wretch as Peter have come thirty miles to see Timothy
hanged, do you think? Not thirty yards, not he.
However, I must bear my cross as best I may:
least said is soonest mended.
Anderson (very grave, coming
down to the fire to stand with his back to it).
Your eldest son was present at the execution, Mrs.
Dudgeon.
Mrs. Dudgeon (disagreeably surprised).
Richard?
Anderson (nodding). Yes.
Mrs. Dudgeon (vindictively).
Let it be a warning to him. He may end that way
himself, the wicked, dissolute, godless
(she suddenly stops; her voice fails; and she asks,
with evident dread) Did Timothy see him?
Anderson. Yes.
Mrs. Dudgeon (holding her breath).
Well?
Anderson. He only saw him
in the crowd: they did not speak. (Mrs. Dudgeon,
greatly relieved, exhales the pent up breath and sits
at her ease again.) Your husband was greatly touched
and impressed by his brother’s awful death.
(Mrs. Dudgeon sneers. Anderson breaks off to
demand with some indignation) Well, wasn’t it
only natural, Mrs. Dudgeon? He softened towards
his prodigal son in that moment. He sent for
him to come to see him.
Mrs. Dudgeon (her alarm renewed). Sent
for Richard!
Anderson. Yes; but Richard
would not come. He sent his father a message;
but I’m sorry to say it was a wicked message an
awful message.
Mrs. Dudgeon. What was it?
Anderson. That he would
stand by his wicked uncle, and stand against his good
parents, in this world and the next.
Mrs. Dudgeon (implacably).
He will be punished for it. He will be punished
for it in both worlds.
Anderson. That is not in our hands, Mrs.
Dudgeon.
Mrs. Dudgeon. Did I
say it was, Mr. Anderson. We are told that the
wicked shall be punished. Why should we do our
duty and keep God’s law if there is to be no
difference made between us and those who follow their
own likings and dislikings, and make a jest of us and
of their Maker’s word?
Anderson. Well, Richard’s
earthly father has been merciful and his heavenly
judge is the father of us all.
Mrs. Dudgeon (forgetting
herself). Richard’s earthly father was a
softheaded
Anderson (shocked). Oh!
Mrs. Dudgeon (with a touch
of shame). Well, I am Richard’s mother.
If I am against him who has any right to be for him?
(Trying to conciliate him.) Won’t you sit down,
Mr. Anderson? I should have asked you before;
but I’m so troubled.
Anderson. Thank you
(He takes a chair from beside the fireplace, and turns
it so that he can sit comfortably at the fire.
When he is seated he adds, in the tone of a man who
knows that he is opening a difficult subject.) Has
Christy told you about the new will?
Mrs. Dudgeon (all her fears
returning). The new will! Did Timothy ?
(She breaks off, gasping, unable to complete the question.)
Anderson. Yes. In his last hours he
changed his mind.
Mrs. Dudgeon (white with intense rage).
And you let him rob me?
Anderson. I had no power
to prevent him giving what was his to his own son.
Mrs. Dudgeon. He had
nothing of his own. His money was the money I
brought him as my marriage portion. It was for
me to deal with my own money and my own son.
He dare not have done it if I had been with him; and
well he knew it. That was why he stole away like
a thief to take advantage of the law to rob me by
making a new will behind my back. The more shame
on you, Mr. Anderson, you, a minister of
the gospel to act as his accomplice in
such a crime.
Anderson (rising). I will
take no offence at what you say in the first bitterness
of your grief.
Mrs. Dudgeon (contemptuously). Grief!
Anderson. Well, of your
disappointment, if you can find it in your heart to
think that the better word.
Mrs. Dudgeon. My heart!
My heart! And since when, pray, have you begun
to hold up our hearts as trustworthy guides for us?
Anderson (rather guiltily). I er
Mrs. Dudgeon (vehemently).
Don’t lie, Mr. Anderson. We are told that
the heart of man is deceitful above all things, and
desperately wicked. My heart belonged, not to
Timothy, but to that poor wretched brother of his
that has just ended his days with a rope round his
neck aye, to Peter Dudgeon. You know
it: old Eli Hawkins, the man to whose pulpit
you succeeded, though you are not worthy to loose his
shoe latchet, told it you when he gave over our souls
into your charge. He warned me and strengthened
me against my heart, and made me marry a Godfearing
man as he thought. What else but that
discipline has made me the woman I am? And you,
you who followed your heart in your marriage, you talk
to me of what I find in my heart. Go home to your
pretty wife, man; and leave me to my prayers. (She
turns from him and leans with her elbows on the table,
brooding over her wrongs and taking no further notice
of him.)
Anderson (willing enough to escape).
The Lord forbid that I should come between you and
the source of all comfort! (He goes to the rack for
his coat and hat.)
Mrs. Dudgeon (without looking
at him). The Lord will know what to forbid and
what to allow without your help.
Anderson. And whom to forgive,
I hope Eli Hawkins and myself, if we have
ever set up our preaching against His law. (He fastens
his cloak, and is now ready to go.) Just one word on
necessary business, Mrs. Dudgeon. There is the
reading of the will to be gone through; and Richard
has a right to be present. He is in the town;
but he has the grace to say that he does not want
to force himself in here.
Mrs. Dudgeon. He shall
come here. Does he expect us to leave his father’s
house for his convenience? Let them all come,
and come quickly, and go quickly. They shall
not make the will an excuse to shirk half their day’s
work. I shall be ready, never fear.
Anderson (coming back a step
or two). Mrs. Dudgeon: I used to have some
little influence with you. When did I lose it?
Mrs. Dudgeon (still without
turning to him). When you married for love.
Now you’re answered.
Anderson. Yes: I am answered. (He goes
out, musing.)
Mrs. Dudgeon (to herself,
thinking of her husband). Thief! Thief!!
(She shakes herself angrily out of the chair; throws
back the shawl from her head; and sets to work to
prepare the room for the reading of the will, beginning
by replacing Anderson’s chair against the wall,
and pushing back her own to the window. Then
she calls, in her hard, driving, wrathful way) Christy.
(No answer: he is fast asleep.) Christy. (She
shakes him roughly.) Get up out of that; and be ashamed
of yourself sleeping, and your father dead!
(She returns to the table; puts the candle on the
mantelshelf; and takes from the table drawer a red
table cloth which she spreads.)
Christy (rising reluctantly).
Well, do you suppose we are never going to sleep until
we are out of mourning?
Mrs. Dudgeon. I want
none of your sulks. Here: help me to set
this table. (They place the table in the middle of
the room, with Christy’s end towards the fireplace
and Mrs. Dudgeon’s towards the sofa. Christy
drops the table as soon as possible, and goes to the
fire, leaving his mother to make the final adjustments
of its position.) We shall have the minister back
here with the lawyer and all the family to read the
will before you have done toasting yourself. Go
and wake that girl; and then light the stove in the
shed: you can’t have your breakfast here.
And mind you wash yourself, and make yourself fit to
receive the company. (She punctuates these orders
by going to the cupboard; unlocking it; and producing
a decanter of wine, which has no doubt stood there
untouched since the last state occasion in the family,
and some glasses, which she sets on the table.
Also two green ware plates, on one of which she puts
a barmbrack with a knife beside it. On the other
she shakes some biscuits out of a tin, putting back
one or two, and counting the rest.) Now mind:
there are ten biscuits there: let there be ten
there when I come back after dressing myself.
And keep your fingers off the raisins in that cake.
And tell Essie the same. I suppose I can trust
you to bring in the case of stuffed birds without
breaking the glass? (She replaces the tin in the cupboard,
which she locks, pocketing the key carefully.)
Christy (lingering at the fire).
You’d better put the inkstand instead, for the
lawyer.
Mrs. Dudgeon. That’s
no answer to make to me, sir. Go and do as you’re
told. (Christy turns sullenly to obey.) Stop:
take down that shutter before you go, and let the
daylight in: you can’t expect me to do all
the heavy work of the house with a great heavy lout
like you idling about.
Christy takes the window bar out of
its damps, and puts it aside; then opens the shutter,
showing the grey morning. Mrs. Dudgeon takes the
sconce from the mantelshelf; blows out the candle;
extinguishes the snuff by pinching it with her fingers,
first licking them for the purpose; and replaces the
sconce on the shelf.
Christy (looking through the
window). Here’s the minister’s wife.
Mrs. Dudgeon (displeased). What!
Is she coming here?
Christy. Yes.
Mrs. Dudgeon. What
does she want troubling me at this hour, before I’m
properly dressed to receive people?
Christy. You’d better ask her.
Mrs. Dudgeon (threateningly).
You’d better keep a civil tongue in your head.
(He goes sulkily towards the door. She comes after
him, plying him with instructions.) Tell that girl
to come to me as soon as she’s had her breakfast.
And tell her to make herself fit to be seen before
the people. (Christy goes out and slams the door in
her face.) Nice manners, that! (Someone knocks at
the house door: she turns and cries inhospitably.)
Come in. (Judith Anderson, the minister’s wife,
comes in. Judith is more than twenty years younger
than her husband, though she will never be as young
as he in vitality. She is pretty and proper and
ladylike, and has been admired and petted into an opinion
of herself sufficiently favorable to give her a self-assurance
which serves her instead of strength. She has
a pretty taste in dress, and in her face the pretty
lines of a sentimental character formed by dreams.
Even her little self-complacency is pretty, like a
child’s vanity. Rather a pathetic creature
to any sympathetic observer who knows how rough a
place the world is. One feels, on the whole, that
Anderson might have chosen worse, and that she, needing
protection, could not have chosen better.) Oh, it’s
you, is it, Mrs. Anderson?
Judith (very politely almost
patronizingly). Yes. Can I do anything for
you, Mrs. Dudgeon? Can I help to get the place
ready before they come to read the will?
Mrs. Dudgeon (stiffly).
Thank you, Mrs. Anderson, my house is always ready
for anyone to come into.
Mrs. Anderson (with complacent
amiability). Yes, indeed it is. Perhaps
you had rather I did not intrude on you just now.
Mrs. Dudgeon. Oh, one
more or less will make no difference this morning,
Mrs. Anderson. Now that you’re here, you’d
better stay. If you wouldn’t mind shutting
the door! (Judith smiles, implying “How stupid
of me” and shuts it with an exasperating air
of doing something pretty and becoming.) That’s
better. I must go and tidy myself a bit.
I suppose you don’t mind stopping here to receive
anyone that comes until I’m ready.
Judith (graciously giving her
leave). Oh yes, certainly. Leave them to
me, Mrs. Dudgeon; and take your time. (She hangs her
cloak and bonnet on the rack.)
Mrs. Dudgeon (half sneering).
I thought that would be more in your way than getting
the house ready. (Essie comes back.) Oh, here you are!
(Severely) Come here: let me see you. (Essie timidly
goes to her. Mrs. Dudgeon takes her roughly by
the arm and pulls her round to inspect the results
of her attempt to clean and tidy herself results
which show little practice and less conviction.) Mm!
That’s what you call doing your hair properly,
I suppose. It’s easy to see what you are,
and how you were brought up. (She throws her arms
away, and goes on, peremptorily.) Now you listen to
me and do as you’re told. You sit down
there in the corner by the fire; and when the company
comes don’t dare to speak until you’re
spoken to. (Essie creeps away to the fireplace.) Your
father’s people had better see you and know you’re
there: they’re as much bound to keep you
from starvation as I am. At any rate they might
help. But let me have no chattering and making
free with them, as if you were their equal. Do
you hear?
Essie. Yes.
Mrs. Dudgeon. Well, then go and do
as you’re told.
(Essie sits down miserably on the
corner of the fender furthest from the door.) Never
mind her, Mrs. Anderson: you know who she is and
what she is. If she gives you any trouble, just
tell me; and I’ll settle accounts with her.
(Mrs. Dudgeon goes into the bedroom, shutting the
door sharply behind her as if even it had to be made
to do its duty with a ruthless hand.)
Judith (patronizing Essie, and
arranging the cake and wine on the table more becomingly).
You must not mind if your aunt is strict with you.
She is a very good woman, and desires your good too.
Essie (in listless misery). Yes.
Judith (annoyed with Essie for
her failure to be consoled and edified, and to appreciate
the kindly condescension of the remark). You are
not going to be sullen, I hope, Essie.
Essie. No.
Judith. That’s a good
girl! (She places a couple of chairs at the table
with their backs to the window, with a pleasant sense
of being a more thoughtful housekeeper than Mrs. Dudgeon.)
Do you know any of your father’s relatives?
Essie. No. They wouldn’t
have anything to do with him: they were too religious.
Father used to talk about Dick Dudgeon; but I never
saw him.
Judith (ostentatiously shocked).
Dick Dudgeon! Essie: do you wish to be a
really respectable and grateful girl, and to make a
place for yourself here by steady good conduct?
Essie (very half-heartedly). Yes.
Judith. Then you must never
mention the name of Richard Dudgeon never
even think about him. He is a bad man.
Essie. What has he done?
Judith. You must not ask
questions about him, Essie. You are too young
to know what it is to be a bad man. But he is
a smuggler; and he lives with gypsies; and he has
no love for his mother and his family; and he wrestles
and plays games on Sunday instead of going to church.
Never let him into your presence, if you can help
it, Essie; and try to keep yourself and all womanhood
unspotted by contact with such men.
Essie. Yes.
Judith (again displeased).
I am afraid you say Yes and No without thinking very
deeply.
Essie. Yes. At least I mean
Judith (severely). What do you mean?
Essie (almost crying). Only my
father was a smuggler; and (Someone knocks.)
Judith. They are beginning
to come. Now remember your aunt’s directions,
Essie; and be a good girl. (Christy comes back with
the stand of stuffed birds under a glass case, and
an inkstand, which he places on the table.) Good morning,
Mr. Dudgeon. Will you open the door, please:
the people have come.
Christy. Good morning. (He opens the house
door.)
The morning is now fairly bright and
warm; and Anderson, who is the first to enter, has
left his cloak at home. He is accompanied by Lawyer
Hawkins, a brisk, middleaged man in brown riding gaiters
and yellow breeches, looking as much squire as solicitor.
He and Anderson are allowed precedence as representing
the learned professions. After them comes the
family, headed by the senior uncle, William Dudgeon,
a large, shapeless man, bottle-nosed and evidently
no ascetic at table. His clothes are not the
clothes, nor his anxious wife the wife, of a prosperous
man. The junior uncle, Titus Dudgeon, is a wiry
little terrier of a man, with an immense and visibly
purse-proud wife, both free from the cares of the
William household.
Hawkins at once goes briskly to the
table and takes the chair nearest the sofa, Christy
having left the inkstand there. He puts his hat
on the floor beside him, and produces the will.
Uncle William comes to the fire and stands on the
hearth warming his coat tails, leaving Mrs. William
derelict near the door. Uncle Titus, who is the
lady’s man of the family, rescues her by giving
her his disengaged arm and bringing her to the sofa,
where he sits down warmly between his own lady and
his brother’s. Anderson hangs up his hat
and waits for a word with Judith.
Judith. She will be here
in a moment. Ask them to wait. (She taps at the
bedroom door. Receiving an answer from within,
she opens it and passes through.)
Anderson (taking his place at
the table at the opposite end to Hawkins). Our
poor afflicted sister will be with us in a moment.
Are we all here?
Christy (at the house door, which
he has just shut). All except Dick.
The callousness with which Christy
names the reprobate jars on the moral sense of the
family. Uncle William shakes his head slowly and
repeatedly. Mrs. Titus catches her breath convulsively
through her nose. Her husband speaks.
Uncle Titus. Well,
I hope he will have the grace not to come. I hope
so.
The Dudgeons all murmur assent, except
Christy, who goes to the window and posts himself
there, looking out. Hawkins smiles secretively
as if he knew something that would change their tune
if they knew it. Anderson is uneasy: the
love of solemn family councils, especially funereal
ones, is not in his nature. Judith appears at
the bedroom door.
Judith (with gentle impressiveness).
Friends, Mrs. Dudgeon. (She takes the chair from beside
the fireplace; and places it for Mrs. Dudgeon, who
comes from the bedroom in black, with a clean handkerchief
to her eyes. All rise, except Essie. Mrs.
Titus and Mrs. William produce equally clean handkerchiefs
and weep. It is an affecting moment.)
Uncle William. Would
it comfort you, sister, if we were to offer up a prayer?
Uncle Titus. Or sing a hymn?
Anderson (rather hastily).
I have been with our sister this morning already,
friends. In our hearts we ask a blessing.
All (except Essie). Amen.
They all sit down, except Judith,
who stands behind Mrs. Dudgeon’s chair.
Judith (to Essie). Essie: did you say
Amen?
Essie (scaredly). No.
Judith. Then say it, like a good girl.
Essie. Amen.
Uncle William (encouragingly).
That’s right: that’s right. We
know who you are; but we are willing to be kind to
you if you are a good girl and deserve it. We
are all equal before the Throne.
This republican sentiment does not
please the women, who are convinced that the Throne
is precisely the place where their superiority, often
questioned in this world, will be recognized and rewarded.
Christy (at the window). Here’s Dick.
Anderson and Hawkins look round sociably.
Essie, with a gleam of interest breaking through her
misery, looks up. Christy grins and gapes expectantly
at the door. The rest are petrified with the intensity
of their sense of Virtue menaced with outrage by the
approach of flaunting Vice. The reprobate appears
in the doorway, graced beyond his alleged merits by
the morning sunlight. He is certainly the best
looking member of the family; but his expression is
reckless and sardonic, his manner defiant and satirical,
his dress picturesquely careless. Only his forehead
and mouth betray an extraordinary steadfastness, and
his eyes are the eyes of a fanatic.
Richard (on the threshold, taking
off his hat). Ladies and gentlemen: your
servant, your very humble servant. (With this comprehensive
insult, he throws his hat to Christy with a suddenness
that makes him jump like a negligent wicket keeper,
and comes into the middle of the room, where he turns
and deliberately surveys the company.) How happy you
all look! how glad to see me! (He turns towards Mrs.
Dudgeon’s chair; and his lip rolls up horribly
from his dog tooth as he meets her look of undisguised
hatred.) Well, mother: keeping up appearances
as usual? that’s right, that’s right.
(Judith pointedly moves away from his neighborhood
to the other side of the kitchen, holding her skirt
instinctively as if to save it from contamination.
Uncle Titus promptly marks his approval of her action
by rising from the sofa, and placing a chair for her
to sit down upon.) What! Uncle William! I
haven’t seen you since you gave up drinking.
(Poor Uncle William, shamed, would protest; but Richard
claps him heartily on his shoulder, adding) you have
given it up, haven’t you? (releasing him with
a playful push) of course you have: quite right
too; you overdid it. (He turns away from Uncle William
and makes for the sofa.) And now, where is that upright
horsedealer Uncle Titus? Uncle Titus: come
forth. (He comes upon him holding the chair as Judith
sits down.) As usual, looking after the ladies.
Uncle Titus (indignantly). Be ashamed
of yourself, sir
Richard (interrupting him and
shaking his hand in spite of him). I am:
I am; but I am proud of my uncle proud of
all my relatives (again surveying them) who could
look at them and not be proud and joyful? (Uncle
Titus, overborne, resumes his seat on the sofa.
Richard turns to the table.) Ah, Mr. Anderson, still
at the good work, still shepherding them. Keep
them up to the mark, minister, keep them up to the
mark. Come! (with a spring he seats himself on
the table and takes up the decanter) clink a glass
with me, Pastor, for the sake of old times.
Anderson. You know, I think,
Mr. Dudgeon, that I do not drink before dinner.
Richard. You will, some
day, Pastor: Uncle William used to drink before
breakfast. Come: it will give your sermons
unction. (He smells the wine and makes a wry face.)
But do not begin on my mother’s company sherry.
I stole some when I was six years old; and I have been
a temperate man ever since. (He puts the decanter
down and changes the subject.) So I hear you are married,
Pastor, and that your wife has a most ungodly allowance
of good looks.
Anderson (quietly indicating
Judith). Sir: you are in the presence of
my wife. (Judith rises and stands with stony propriety.)
Richard (quickly slipping down
from the table with instinctive good manners).
Your servant, madam: no offence. (He looks at
her earnestly.) You deserve your reputation; but I’m
sorry to see by your expression that you’re
a good woman.
(She looks shocked, and sits down
amid a murmur of indignant sympathy from his relatives.
Anderson, sensible enough to know that these demonstrations
can only gratify and encourage a man who is deliberately
trying to provoke them, remains perfectly goodhumored.)
All the same, Pastor, I respect you more than I did
before. By the way, did I hear, or did I not,
that our late lamented Uncle Peter, though unmarried,
was a father?
Uncle Titus. He had only one irregular
child, sir.
Richard. Only one! He thinks one a
mere trifle! I blush for you, Uncle
Titus.
Anderson. Mr. Dudgeon you
are in the presence of your mother and her grief.
Richard. It touches me profoundly,
Pastor. By the way, what has become of the irregular
child?
Anderson (pointing to Essie).
There, sir, listening to you.
Richard (shocked into sincerity).
What! Why the devil didn’t you tell me
that before? Children suffer enough in this house
without (He hurries remorsefully to Essie.)
Come, little cousin! never mind me: it was not
meant to hurt you. (She looks up gratefully at him.
Her tearstained face affects him violently, and he
bursts out, in a transport of wrath) Who has been
making her cry? Who has been ill-treating her?
By God
Mrs. Dudgeon (rising and
confronting him). Silence your blasphemous tongue.
I will hear no more of this. Leave my house.
Richard. How do you know
it’s your house until the will is read? (They
look at one another for a moment with intense hatred;
and then she sinks, checkmated, into her chair.
Richard goes boldly up past Anderson to the window,
where he takes the railed chair in his hand.) Ladies
and gentlemen: as the eldest son of my late father,
and the unworthy head of this household, I bid you
welcome. By your leave, Minister Anderson:
by your leave, Lawyer Hawkins. The head of the
table for the head of the family. (He places the chair
at the table between the minister and the attorney;
sits down between them; and addresses the assembly
with a presidential air.) We meet on a melancholy
occasion: a father dead! an uncle actually hanged,
and probably damned. (He shakes his head deploringly.
The relatives freeze with horror.) That’s right:
pull your longest faces (his voice suddenly sweetens
gravely as his glance lights on Essie) provided only
there is hope in the eyes of the child. (Briskly.)
Now then, Lawyer Hawkins: business, business.
Get on with the will, man.
Titus. Do not let yourself
be ordered or hurried, Mr. Hawkins.
Hawkins (very politely and willingly).
Mr. Dudgeon means no offence, I feel sure. I
will not keep you one second, Mr. Dudgeon. Just
while I get my glasses (he fumbles for
them. The Dudgeons look at one another with misgiving).
Richard. Aha! They
notice your civility, Mr. Hawkins. They are prepared
for the worst. A glass of wine to clear your voice
before you begin. (He pours out one for him and
hands it; then pours one for himself.)
Hawkins. Thank you, Mr. Dudgeon. Your
good health, sir.
Richard. Yours, sir. (With
the glass half way to his lips, he checks himself,
giving a dubious glance at the wine, and adds, with
quaint intensity.) Will anyone oblige me with a glass
of water?
Essie, who has been hanging on his
every word and movement, rises stealthily and slips
out behind Mrs. Dudgeon through the bedroom door,
returning presently with a jug and going out of the
house as quietly as possible.
Hawkins. The will is not
exactly in proper legal phraseology.
Richard. No: my father
died without the consolations of the law.
Hawkins. Good again, Mr.
Dudgeon, good again. (Preparing to read) Are you ready,
sir?
Richard. Ready, aye ready.
For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make
us truly thankful. Go ahead.
Hawkins (reading). “This
is the last will and testament of me Timothy Dudgeon
on my deathbed at Nevinstown on the road from Springtown
to Websterbridge on this twenty-fourth day of September,
one thousand seven hundred and seventy seven.
I hereby revoke all former wills made by me and declare
that I am of sound mind and know well what I am doing
and that this is my real will according to my own wish
and affections.”
Richard (glancing at his mother). Aha!
Hawkins (shaking his head).
Bad phraseology, sir, wrong phraseology. “I
give and bequeath a hundred pounds to my younger son
Christopher Dudgeon, fifty pounds to be paid to him
on the day of his marriage to Sarah Wilkins if she
will have him, and ten pounds on the birth of each
of his children up to the number of five.”
Richard. How if she won’t have him?
Christy. She will if I have fifty pounds.
Richard. Good, my brother. Proceed.
Hawkins. “I give and
bequeath to my wife Annie Dudgeon, born Annie Primrose” you
see he did not know the law, Mr. Dudgeon: your
mother was not born Annie: she was christened
so “an annuity of fifty-two pounds
a year for life (Mrs. Dudgeon, with all eyes on her,
holds herself convulsively rigid) to be paid out of
the interest on her own money” there’s
a way to put it, Mr. Dudgeon! Her own money!
Mrs. Dudgeon. A very
good way to put God’s truth. It was every
penny my own. Fifty-two pounds a year!
Hawkins. “And I recommend
her for her goodness and piety to the forgiving care
of her children, having stood between them and her
as far as I could to the best of my ability.”
Mrs. Dudgeon. And this
is my reward! (raging inwardly) You know what I think,
Mr. Anderson you know the word I gave to it.
Anderson. It cannot be helped,
Mrs. Dudgeon. We must take what comes to us.
(To Hawkins.) Go on, sir.
Hawkins. “I give and
bequeath my house at Websterbridge with the land belonging
to it and all the rest of my property soever to my
eldest son and heir, Richard Dudgeon.”
Richard. Oho! The fatted calf, Minister,
the fatted calf.
Hawkins. “On these conditions ”
Richard. The devil! Are there conditions?
Hawkins. “To wit:
first, that he shall not let my brother Peter’s
natural child starve or be driven by want to an evil
life.”
Richard (emphatically, striking his fist on the
table). Agreed.
Mrs. Dudgeon, turning to look malignantly
at Essie, misses her and looks quickly round to see
where she has moved to; then, seeing that she has
left the room without leave, closes her lips vengefully.
Hawkins. “Second,
that he shall be a good friend to my old horse Jim”
(again slacking his head) he should have written James,
sir.
Richard. James shall live in clover.
Go on.
Hawkins. “ and
keep my deaf farm laborer Prodger Feston in his
service.”
Richard. Prodger Feston shall get drunk
every Saturday.
Hawkins. “Third, that
he make Christy a present on his marriage out of the
ornaments in the best room.”
Richard (holding up the stuffed
birds). Here you are, Christy.
Christy (disappointed).
I’d rather have the China peacocks.
Richard. You shall have
both. (Christy is greatly pleased.) Go on.
Hawkins. “Fourthly
and lastly, that he try to live at peace with his
mother as far as she will consent to it.”
Richard (dubiously). Hm! Anything
more, Mr. Hawkins?
Hawkins (solemnly). “Finally
I gave and bequeath my soul into my Maker’s
hands, humbly asking forgiveness for all my sins and
mistakes, and hoping that he will so guide my son
that it may not be said that I have done wrong in
trusting to him rather than to others in the perplexity
of my last hour in this strange place.”
Anderson. Amen.
The uncles and aunts. Amen.
Richard. My mother does not say Amen.
Mrs. Dudgeon (rising, unable
to give up her property without a struggle).
Mr. Hawkins: is that a proper will? Remember,
I have his rightful, legal will, drawn up by yourself,
leaving all to me.
Hawkins. This is a very
wrongly and irregularly worded will, Mrs. Dudgeon;
though (turning politely to Richard) it contains in
my judgment an excellent disposal of his property.
Anderson (interposing before
Mrs. Dudgeon can retort). That is not what you
are asked, Mr. Hawkins. Is it a legal will?
Hawkins. The courts will sustain it against
the other.
Anderson. But why, if the other is more
lawfully worded?
Hawking. Because, sir, the
courts will sustain the claim of a man and
that man the eldest son against any woman,
if they can. I warned you, Mrs. Dudgeon, when
you got me to draw that other will, that it was not
a wise will, and that though you might make him sign
it, he would never be easy until he revoked it.
But you wouldn’t take advice; and now Mr. Richard
is cock of the walk. (He takes his hat from the floor;
rises; and begins pocketing his papers and spectacles.)
This is the signal for the breaking-up
of the party. Anderson takes his hat from the
rack and joins Uncle William at the fire. Uncle
Titus fetches Judith her things from the rack.
The three on the sofa rise and chat with Hawkins.
Mrs. Dudgeon, now an intruder in her own house, stands
erect, crushed by the weight of the law on women, accepting
it, as she has been trained to accept all monstrous
calamities, as proofs of the greatness of the power
that inflicts them, and of her own wormlike insignificance.
For at this time, remember, Mary Wollstonecraft is
as yet only a girl of eighteen, and her Vindication
of the Rights of Women is still fourteen years off.
Mrs. Dudgeon is rescued from her apathy by Essie,
who comes back with the jug full of water. She
is taking it to Richard when Mrs. Dudgeon stops her.
Mrs. Dudgeon (threatening
her). Where have you been? (Essie, appalled,
tries to answer, but cannot.) How dare you go out by
yourself after the orders I gave you?
Essie. He asked for a drink
(she stops, her tongue cleaving to her palate with
terror).
Judith (with gentler severity).
Who asked for a drink? (Essie, speechless, points
to Richard.)
Richard. What! I!
Judith (shocked). Oh Essie, Essie!
Richard. I believe I did.
(He takes a glass and holds it to Essie to be filled.
Her hand shakes.) What! afraid of me?
Essie (quickly). No. I
(She pours out the water.)
Richard (tasting it). Ah,
you’ve been up the street to the market gate
spring to get that. (He takes a draught.) Delicious!
Thank you. (Unfortunately, at this moment he
chances to catch sight of Judith’s face, which
expresses the most prudish disapproval of his evident
attraction for Essie, who is devouring him with her
grateful eyes. His mocking expression returns
instantly. He puts down the glass; deliberately
winds his arm round Essie’s shoulders; and brings
her into the middle of the company. Mrs. Dudgeon
being in Essie’s way as they come past the table,
he says) By your leave, mother (and compels her to
make way for them). What do they call you?
Bessie?
Essie. Essie.
Richard. Essie, to be sure. Are you
a good girl, Essie?
Essie (greatly disappointed that
he, of all people should begin at her in this way)
Yes. (She looks doubtfully at Judith.) I think so.
I mean I I hope so.
Richard. Essie: did you ever hear of
a person called the devil?
Anderson (revolted). Shame on you, sir,
with a mere child
Richard. By your leave,
Minister: I do not interfere with your sermons:
do not you interrupt mine. (To Essie.) Do you know
what they call me, Essie?
Essie. Dick.
Richard (amused: patting
her on the shoulder). Yes, Dick; but something
else too. They call me the Devil’s Disciple.
Essie. Why do you let them?
Richard (seriously). Because
it’s true. I was brought up in the other
service; but I knew from the first that the Devil was
my natural master and captain and friend. I saw
that he was in the right, and that the world cringed
to his conqueror only through fear. I prayed secretly
to him; and he comforted me, and saved me from having
my spirit broken in this house of children’s
tears. I promised him my soul, and swore an oath
that I would stand up for him in this world and stand
by him in the next. (Solemnly) That promise and that
oath made a man of me. From this day this house
is his home; and no child shall cry in it: this
hearth is his altar; and no soul shall ever cower over
it in the dark evenings and be afraid. Now (turning
forcibly on the rest) which of you good men will take
this child and rescue her from the house of the devil?
Judith (coming to Essie and throwing
a protecting arm about her). I will. You
should be burnt alive.
Essie. But I don’t
want to. (She shrinks back, leaving Richard and Judith
face to face.)
Richard (to Judith). Actually
doesn’t want to, most virtuous lady!
Uncle Titus. Have a care, Richard Dudgeon.
The law
Richard (turning threateningly
on him). Have a care, you. In an hour from
this there will be no law here but martial law.
I passed the soldiers within six miles on my way here:
before noon Major Swindon’s gallows for rebels
will be up in the market place.
Anderson (calmly). What have we to fear
from that, sir?
Richard. More than you think.
He hanged the wrong man at Springtown: he thought
Uncle Peter was respectable, because the Dudgeons had
a good name. But his next example will be the
best man in the town to whom he can bring home a rebellious
word. Well, we’re all rebels; and you know
it.
All the men (except Anderson).
No, no, no!
Richard. Yes, you are.
You haven’t damned King George up hill and down
dale as I have; but you’ve prayed for his defeat;
and you, Anthony Anderson, have conducted the service,
and sold your family bible to buy a pair of pistols.
They mayn’t hang me, perhaps; because the moral
effect of the Devil’s Disciple dancing on nothing
wouldn’t help them. But a Minister! (Judith,
dismayed, clings to Anderson) or a lawyer! (Hawkins
smiles like a man able to take care of himself) or
an upright horsedealer! (Uncle Titus snarls at him
in rags and terror) or a reformed drunkard (Uncle
William, utterly unnerved, moans and wobbles with
fear) eh? Would that show that King George meant
business ha?
Anderson (perfectly self-possessed).
Come, my dear: he is only trying to frighten
you. There is no danger. (He takes her out of
the house. The rest crowd to the door to follow
him, except Essie, who remains near Richard.)
Richard (boisterously derisive).
Now then: how many of you will stay with me;
run up the American flag on the devil’s house;
and make a fight for freedom? (They scramble out,
Christy among them, hustling one another in their
haste.) Ha ha! Long live the devil! (To Mrs. Dudgeon,
who is following them) What mother! are you off too?
Mrs. Dudgeon (deadly pale,
with her hand on her heart as if she had received
a deathblow). My curse on you! My dying curse!
(She goes out.)
Richard (calling after her).
It will bring me luck. Ha ha ha!
Essie (anxiously). Mayn’t I stay?
Richard (turning to her).
What! Have they forgotten to save your soul in
their anxiety about their own bodies? Oh yes:
you may stay. (He turns excitedly away again and shakes
his fist after them. His left fist, also clenched,
hangs down. Essie seizes it and kisses it, her
tears falling on it. He starts and looks at it.)
Tears! The devil’s baptism! (She falls
on her knees, sobbing. He stoops goodnaturedly
to raise her, saying) Oh yes, you may cry that way,
Essie, if you like.