Early next morning the sergeant, at
the British headquarters in the Town Hall, unlocks
the door of a little empty panelled waiting room,
and invites Judith to enter. She has had a bad
night, probably a rather delirious one; for even in
the reality of the raw morning, her fixed gaze comes
back at moments when her attention is not strongly
held.
The sergeant considers that her feelings
do her credit, and is sympathetic in an encouraging
military way. Being a fine figure of a man, vain
of his uniform and of his rank, he feels specially
qualified, in a respectful way, to console her.
Sergeant. You can have a quiet word with
him here, mum.
Judith. Shall I have long to wait?
Sergeant. No, mum, not a
minute. We kep him in the Bridewell for the night;
and he’s just been brought over here for the
court martial. Don’t fret, mum: he
slep like a child, and has made a rare good breakfast.
Judith (incredulously). He is in good spirits!
Sergeant. Tip top, mum.
The chaplain looked in to see him last night; and
he won seventeen shillings off him at spoil five.
He spent it among us like the gentleman he is.
Duty’s duty, mum, of course; but you’re
among friends here. (The tramp of a couple of soldiers
is heard approaching.) There: I think he’s
coming. (Richard comes in, without a sign of care
or captivity in his bearing. The sergeant nods
to the two soldiers, and shows them the key of the
room in his hand. They withdraw.) Your good lady,
sir.
Richard (going to her).
What! My wife. My adored one. (He takes her
hand and kisses it with a perverse, raffish gallantry.)
How long do you allow a brokenhearted husband for
leave-taking, Sergeant?
Sergeant. As long as we
can, sir. We shall not disturb you till the court
sits.
Richard. But it has struck the hour.
Sergeant. So it has, sir;
but there’s a delay. General Burgoyne’s
just arrived Gentlemanly Johnny we call
him, sir and he won’t have done finding
fault with everything this side of half past.
I know him, sir: I served with him in Portugal.
You may count on twenty minutes, sir; and by your
leave I won’t waste any more of them. (He goes
out, locking the door. Richard immediately drops
his raffish manner and turns to Judith with considerate
sincerity.)
Richard. Mrs. Anderson:
this visit is very kind of you. And how are you
after last night? I had to leave you before you
recovered; but I sent word to Essie to go and look
after you. Did she understand the message?
Judith (breathless and urgent).
Oh, don’t think of me: I haven’t come
here to talk about myself. Are they going to to
(meaning “to hang you")?
Richard (whimsically). At
noon, punctually. At least, that was when they
disposed of Uncle Peter. (She shudders.) Is your husband
safe? Is he on the wing?
Judith. He is no longer my husband.
Richard (opening his eyes wide). Eh!
Judith. I disobeyed you.
I told him everything. I expected him to come
here and save you. I wanted him to come here and
save you. He ran away instead.
Richard. Well, that’s
what I meant him to do. What good would his staying
have done? They’d only have hanged us both.
Judith (with reproachful earnestness).
Richard Dudgeon: on your honour, what would you
have done in his place?
Richard. Exactly what he has done, of course.
Judith. Oh, why will you
not be simple with me honest and straightforward?
If you are so selfish as that, why did you let them
take you last night?
Richard (gaily). Upon my
life, Mrs. Anderson, I don’t know. I’ve
been asking myself that question ever since; and I
can find no manner of reason for acting as I did.
Judith. You know you did
it for his sake, believing he was a more worthy man
than yourself.
Richard (laughing). Oho!
No: that’s a very pretty reason, I must
say; but I’m not so modest as that. No:
it wasn’t for his sake.
Judith (after a pause, during
which she looks shamefacedly at him, blushing painfully).
Was it for my sake?
Richard (gallantly). Well,
you had a hand in it. It must have been a little
for your sake. You let them take me, at all events.
Judith. Oh, do you think
I have not been telling myself that all night?
Your death will be at my door. (Impulsively, she gives
him her hand, and adds, with intense earnestness)
If I could save you as you saved him, I would do it,
no matter how cruel the death was.
Richard (holding her hand and
smiling, but keeping her almost at arm’s length).
I am very sure I shouldn’t let you.
Judith. Don’t you see that I can save
you?
Richard. How? By changing clothes with
me, eh?
Judith (disengaging her hand to touch his lips
with it). Don’t (meaning
“Don’t jest"). No: by telling
the Court who you really are.
Richard (frowning). No use:
they wouldn’t spare me; and it would spoil half
of his chance of escaping. They are determined
to cow us by making an example of somebody on that
gallows to-day. Well, let us cow them by showing
that we can stand by one another to the death.
That is the only force that can send Burgoyne back
across the Atlantic and make America a nation.
Judith (impatiently). Oh, what does all
that matter?
Richard (laughing). True:
what does it matter? what does anything matter?
You see, men have these strange notions, Mrs. Anderson;
and women see the folly of them.
Judith. Women have to lose those they love
through them.
Richard. They can easily get fresh lovers.
Judith (revolted). Oh! (Vehemently)
Do you realise that you are going to kill yourself?
Richard. The only man I
have any right to kill, Mrs. Anderson. Don’t
be concerned: no woman will lose her lover through
my death. (Smiling) Bless you, nobody cares for me.
Have you heard that my mother is dead?
Judith. Dead!
Richard. Of heart disease in
the night. Her last word to me was her curse:
I don’t think I could have borne her blessing.
My other relatives will not grieve much on my account.
Essie will cry for a day or two; but I have provided
for her: I made my own will last night.
Judith (stonily, after a moment’s silence).
And I!
Richard (surprised). You?
Judith. Yes, I. Am I not to care at all?
Richard (gaily and bluntly).
Not a scrap. Oh, you expressed your feelings
towards me very frankly yesterday. What happened
may have softened you for the moment; but believe
me, Mrs. Anderson, you don’t like a bone in
my skin or a hair on my head. I shall be as good
a riddance at 12 today as I should have been at 12
yesterday.
Judith (her voice trembling).
What can I do to show you that you are mistaken?
Richard. Don’t trouble.
I’ll give you credit for liking me a little
better than you did. All I say is that my death
will not break your heart.
Judith (almost in a whisper).
How do you know? (She puts her hands on his shoulders
and looks intently at him.)
Richard (amazed divining
the truth). Mrs. Anderson!!! (The bell of the
town clock strikes the quarter. He collects himself,
and removes her hands, saying rather coldly) Excuse
me: they will be here for me presently.
It is too late.
Judith. It is not too late.
Call me as witness: they will never kill you
when they know how heroically you have acted.
Richard (with some scorn).
Indeed! But if I don’t go through with it,
where will the heroism be? I shall simply have
tricked them; and they’ll hang me for that like
a dog. Serve me right too!
Judith (wildly). Oh, I believe you want
to die.
Richard (obstinately). No I don’t.
Judith. Then why not try
to save yourself? I implore you listen.
You said just now that you saved him for my sake yes
(clutching him as he recoils with a gesture of denial)
a little for my sake. Well, save yourself for
my sake. And I will go with you to the end of
the world.
Richard (taking her by the wrists
and holding her a little way from him, looking steadily
at her). Judith.
Judith (breathless delighted at the
name). Yes.
Richard. If I said to
please you that I did what I did ever so
little for your sake, I lied as men always lie to
women. You know how much I have lived with worthless
men aye, and worthless women too. Well,
they could all rise to some sort of goodness and kindness
when they were in love. (The word love comes from
him with true Puritan scorn.) That has taught me to
set very little store by the goodness that only comes
out red hot. What I did last night, I did in
cold blood, caring not half so much for your husband,
or (ruthlessly) for you (she droops, stricken) as
I do for myself. I had no motive and no interest:
all I can tell you is that when it came to the point
whether I would take my neck out of the noose and
put another man’s into it, I could not do it.
I don’t know why not: I see myself as a
fool for my pains; but I could not and I cannot.
I have been brought up standing by the law of my own
nature; and I may not go against it, gallows or no
gallows. (She has slowly raised her head and is now
looking full at him.) I should have done the same
for any other man in the town, or any other man’s
wife. (Releasing her.) Do you understand that?
Judith. Yes: you mean that you do not
love me.
Richard (revolted with fierce contempt).
Is that all it means to you?
Judith. What more what worse can
it mean to me?
(The sergeant knocks. The blow
on the door jars on her heart.) Oh, one moment more.
(She throws herself on her knees.) I pray to you
Richard. Hush! (Calling)
Come in. (The sergeant unlocks the door and opens
it. The guard is with him.)
Sergeant (coming in). Time’s up, sir.
Richard. Quite ready, Sergeant.
Now, my dear. (He attempts to raise her.)
Judith (clinging to him).
Only one thing more I entreat, I implore
you. Let me be present in the court. I have
seen Major Swindon: he said I should be allowed
if you asked it. You will ask it. It is my
last request: I shall never ask you anything
again. (She clasps his knee.) I beg and pray it of
you.
Richard. If I do, will you be silent?
Judith. Yes.
Richard. You will keep faith?
Judith. I will keep (She breaks
down, sobbing.)
Richard (taking her arm to lift her). Just her
other arm, Sergeant.
They go out, she sobbing convulsively, supported by
the two men.
Meanwhile, the Council Chamber is
ready for the court martial. It is a large, lofty
room, with a chair of state in the middle under a tall
canopy with a gilt crown, and maroon curtains with
the royal monogram G. R. In front of the chair is
a table, also draped in maroon, with a bell, a heavy
inkstand, and writing materials on it. Several
chairs are set at the table. The door is at the
right hand of the occupant of the chair of state when
it has an occupant: at present it is empty.
Major Swindon, a pale, sandy-haired, very conscientious
looking man of about 45, sits at the end of the table
with his back to the door, writing. He is alone
until the sergeant announces the General in a subdued
manner which suggests that Gentlemanly Johnny has
been making his presence felt rather heavily.
Sergeant. The General, sir.
Swindon rises hastily. The General
comes in, the sergeant goes out. General Burgoyne
is 55, and very well preserved. He is a man of
fashion, gallant enough to have made a distinguished
marriage by an elopement, witty enough to write successful
comedies, aristocratically-connected enough to have
had opportunities of high military distinction.
His eyes, large, brilliant, apprehensive, and intelligent,
are his most remarkable feature: without them
his fine nose and small mouth would suggest rather
more fastidiousness and less force than go to the
making of a first rate general. Just now the eyes
are angry and tragic, and the mouth and nostrils tense.
Burgoyne. Major Swindon, I presume.
Swindon. Yes. General
Burgoyne, if I mistake not. (They bow to one another
ceremoniously.) I am glad to have the support of your
presence this morning. It is not particularly
lively business, hanging this poor devil of a minister.
Burgoyne (throwing himself onto
Swindon’s chair). No, sir, it is not.
It is making too much of the fellow to execute him:
what more could you have done if he had been a member
of the Church of England? Martyrdom, sir, is
what these people like: it is the only way in
which a man can become famous without ability.
However, you have committed us to hanging him:
and the sooner he is hanged the better.
Swindon. We have arranged
it for 12 o’clock. Nothing remains to be
done except to try him.
Burgoyne (looking at him with
suppressed anger). Nothing except to
save our own necks, perhaps. Have you heard the
news from Springtown?
Swindon. Nothing special.
The latest reports are satisfactory.
Burgoyne (rising in amazement).
Satisfactory, sir! Satisfactory!! (He stares
at him for a moment, and then adds, with grim intensity)
I am glad you take that view of them.
Swindon (puzzled). Do I understand that
in your opinion
Burgoyne. I do not express
my opinion. I never stoop to that habit of profane
language which unfortunately coarsens our profession.
If I did, sir, perhaps I should be able to express
my opinion of the news from Springtown the
news which you (severely) have apparently not
heard. How soon do you get news from your supports
here? in the course of a month eh?
Swindon (turning sulky).
I suppose the reports have been taken to you, sir,
instead of to me. Is there anything serious?
Burgoyne (taking a report from
his pocket and holding it up). Springtown’s
in the hands of the rebels. (He throws the report on
the table.)
Swindon (aghast). Since yesterday!
Burgoyne. Since two o’clock
this morning. Perhaps we shall be in their
hands before two o’clock to-morrow morning.
Have you thought of that?
Swindon (confidently). As
to that, General, the British soldier will give a
good account of himself.
Burgoyne (bitterly). And
therefore, I suppose, sir, the British officer need
not know his business: the British soldier will
get him out of all his blunders with the bayonet.
In future, sir, I must ask you to be a little less
generous with the blood of your men, and a little more
generous with your own brains.
Swindon. I am sorry I cannot
pretend to your intellectual eminence, sir. I
can only do my best, and rely on the devotion of my
countrymen.
Burgoyne (suddenly becoming suavely
sarcastic). May I ask are you writing a melodrama,
Major Swindon?
Swindon (flushing). No, sir.
Burgoyne. What a pity!
What a pity! (Dropping his sarcastic tone and
facing him suddenly and seriously) Do you at all realize,
sir, that we have nothing standing between us and
destruction but our own bluff and the sheepishness
of these colonists? They are men of the same English
stock as ourselves: six to one of us (repeating
it emphatically), six to one, sir; and nearly half
our troops are Hessians, Brunswickers, German dragoons,
and Indians with scalping knives. These are the
countrymen on whose devotion you rely! Suppose
the colonists find a leader! Suppose the news
from Springtown should turn out to mean that they
have already found a leader! What shall we do
then? Eh?
Swindon (sullenly). Our duty, sir, I presume.
Burgoyne (again sarcastic giving
him up as a fool). Quite so, quite so. Thank
you, Major Swindon, thank you. Now you’ve
settled the question, sir thrown a flood
of light on the situation. What a comfort to
me to feel that I have at my side so devoted and able
an officer to support me in this emergency! I
think, sir, it will probably relieve both our feelings
if we proceed to hang this dissenter without further
delay (he strikes the bell), especially as I am debarred
by my principles from the customary military vent
for my feelings. (The sergeant appears.) Bring your
man in.
Sergeant. Yes, sir.
Burgoyne. And mention to
any officer you may meet that the court cannot wait
any longer for him.
Swindon (keeping his temper with
difficulty). The staff is perfectly ready, sir.
They have been waiting your convenience for fully half
an hour. Perfectly ready, sir.
Burgoyne (blandly). So am
I. (Several officers come in and take their seats.
One of them sits at the end of the table furthest from
the door, and acts throughout as clerk to the court,
making notes of the proceedings. The uniforms
are those of the 9th, 20th, 21st, 24th, 47th, 53rd,
and 62nd British Infantry. One officer is a Major
General of the Royal Artillery. There are also
German officers of the Hessian Rifles, and of German
dragoon and Brunswicker regiments.) Oh, good morning,
gentlemen. Sorry to disturb you, I am sure.
Very good of you to spare us a few moments.
Swindon. Will you preside, sir?
Burgoyne (becoming additionally,
polished, lofty, sarcastic and urbane now that he
is in public). No, sir: I feel my own deficiencies
too keenly to presume so far. If you will kindly
allow me, I will sit at the feet of Gamaliel. (He
takes the chair at the end of the table next the door,
and motions Swindon to the chair of state, waiting
for him to be seated before sitting himself.)
Swindon (greatly annoyed).
As you please, sir. I am only trying to do my
duty under excessively trying circumstances. (He takes
his place in the chair of state.)
Burgoyne, relaxing his studied demeanor
for the moment, sits down and begins to read the report
with knitted brows and careworn looks, reflecting
on his desperate situation and Swindon’s uselessness.
Richard is brought in. Judith walks beside him.
Two soldiers precede and two follow him, with the
sergeant in command. They cross the room to the
wall opposite the door; but when Richard has just passed
before the chair of state the sergeant stops him with
a touch on the arm, and posts himself behind him,
at his elbow. Judith stands timidly at the wall.
The four soldiers place themselves in a squad near
her.
Burgoyne (looking up and seeing
Judith). Who is that woman?
Sergeant. Prisoner’s wife, sir.
Swindon (nervously). She
begged me to allow her to be present; and I thought
Burgoyne (completing the sentence
for him ironically). You thought it would be
a pleasure for her. Quite so, quite so. (Blandly)
Give the lady a chair; and make her thoroughly comfortable.
The sergeant fetches a chair and places it near Richard.
Judith. Thank you, sir. (She sits down after
an awe-stricken curtsy to
Burgoyne, which he acknowledges by a dignified bend
of his head.)
Swindon (to Richard, sharply). Your name,
sir?
Richard (affable, but obstinate).
Come: you don’t mean to say that you’ve
brought me here without knowing who I am?
Swindon. As a matter of form, sir, give
your name.
Richard. As a matter of form then, my name
is Anthony Anderson,
Presbyterian minister in this town.
Burgoyne (interested). Indeed!
Pray, Mr. Anderson, what do you gentlemen believe?
Richard. I shall be happy
to explain if time is allowed me. I cannot undertake
to complete your conversion in less than a fortnight.
Swindon (snubbing him).
We are not here to discuss your views.
Burgoyne (with an elaborate bow
to the unfortunate Swindon). I stand rebuked.
Swindon (embarrassed). Oh, not you, I as
Burgoyne. Don’t mention
it. (To Richard, very politely) Any political views,
Mr. Anderson?
Richard. I understand that
that is just what we are here to find out.
Swindon (severely). Do you
mean to deny that you are a rebel?
Richard. I am an American, sir.
Swindon. What do you expect me to think
of that speech, Mr. Anderson?
Richard. I never expect a soldier to think,
sir.
Burgoyne is boundlessly delighted
by this retort, which almost reconciles him to the
loss of America.
Swindon (whitening with anger).
I advise you not to be insolent, prisoner.
Richard. You can’t
help yourself, General. When you make up your
mind to hang a man, you put yourself at a disadvantage
with him. Why should I be civil to you?
I may as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Swindon. You have no right
to assume that the court has made up its mind without
a fair trial. And you will please not address
me as General. I am Major Swindon.
Richard. A thousand pardons.
I thought I had the honor of addressing Gentlemanly
Johnny.
Sensation among the officers.
The sergeant has a narrow escape from a guffaw.
Burgoyne (with extreme suavity).
I believe I am Gentlemanly Johnny, sir, at your service.
My more intimate friends call me General Burgoyne.
(Richard bows with perfect politeness.) You will understand,
sir, I hope, since you seem to be a gentleman and a
man of some spirit in spite of your calling, that
if we should have the misfortune to hang you, we shall
do so as a mere matter of political necessity and
military duty, without any personal ill-feeling.
Richard. Oh, quite so.
That makes all the difference in the world, of course.
They all smile in spite of themselves:
and some of the younger officers burst out laughing.
Judith (her dread and horror
deepening at every one of these jests and compliments).
How can you?
Richard. You promised to be silent.
Burgoyne (to Judith, with studied
courtesy). Believe me, madam, your husband is
placing us under the greatest obligation by taking
this very disagreeable business so thoroughly in the
spirit of a gentleman. Sergeant: give Mr.
Anderson a chair. (The sergeant does so. Richard
sits down.) Now, Major Swindon: we are waiting
for you.
Swindon. You are aware,
I presume, Mr. Anderson, of your obligations as a
subject of His Majesty King George the Third.
Richard. I am aware, sir,
that His Majesty King George the Third is about to
hang me because I object to Lord North’s robbing
me.
Swindon. That is a treasonable speech, sir.
Richard (briefly). Yes. I meant it
to be.
Burgoyne (strongly deprecating
this line of defence, but still polite). Don’t
you think, Mr. Anderson, that this is rather if
you will excuse the word a vulgar line
to take? Why should you cry out robbery because
of a stamp duty and a tea duty and so forth? After
all, it is the essence of your position as a gentleman
that you pay with a good grace.
Richard. It is not the money,
General. But to be swindled by a pig-headed lunatic
like King George.
Swindon (scandalised). Chut, sir silence!
Sergeant (in stentorian tones, greatly shocked).
Silence!
Burgoyne (unruffled). Ah,
that is another point of view. My position does
not allow of my going into that, except in private.
But (shrugging his shoulders) of course, Mr. Anderson,
if you are determined to be hanged (Judith flinches),
there’s nothing more to be said. An unusual
taste! however (with a final shrug) !
Swindon (to Burgoyne). Shall we call witnesses?
Richard. What need is there
of witnesses? If the townspeople here had listened
to me, you would have found the streets barricaded,
the houses loopholed, and the people in arms to hold
the town against you to the last man. But you
arrived, unfortunately, before we had got out of the
talking stage; and then it was too late.
Swindon (severely). Well,
sir, we shall teach you and your townspeople a lesson
they will not forget. Have you anything more to
say?
Richard. I think you might
have the decency to treat me as a prisoner of war,
and shoot me like a man instead of hanging me like
a dog.
Burgoyne (sympathetically).
Now there, Mr. Anderson, you talk like a civilian,
if you will excuse my saying so. Have you any
idea of the average marksmanship of the army of His
Majesty King George the Third? If we make you
up a firing party, what will happen? Half of them
will miss you: the rest will make a mess of the
business and leave you to the provo-marshal’s
pistol. Whereas we can hang you in a perfectly
workmanlike and agreeable way. (Kindly) Let me persuade
you to be hanged, Mr. Anderson?
Judith (sick with horror). My God!
Richard (to Judith). Your
promise! (To Burgoyne) Thank you, General: that
view of the case did not occur to me before. To
oblige you, I withdraw my objection to the rope.
Hang me, by all means.
Burgoyne (smoothly). Will
12 o’clock suit you, Mr. Anderson?
Richard. I shall be at your disposal then,
General.
Burgoyne (rising). Nothing more to be said,
gentlemen. (They all rise.)
Judith (rushing to the table).
Oh, you are not going to murder a man like that, without
a proper trial without thinking of what
you are doing without (She
cannot find words.)
Richard. Is this how you keep your promise?
Judith. If I am not to speak,
you must. Defend yourself: save yourself:
tell them the truth.
Richard (worriedly). I have
told them truth enough to hang me ten times over.
If you say another word you will risk other lives;
but you will not save mine.
Burgoyne. My good lady,
our only desire is to save unpleasantness. What
satisfaction would it give you to have a solemn fuss
made, with my friend Swindon in a black cap and so
forth? I am sure we are greatly indebted to the
admirable tact and gentlemanly feeling shown by your
husband.
Judith (throwing the words in
his face). Oh, you are mad. Is it nothing
to you what wicked thing you do if only you do it like
a gentleman? Is it nothing to you whether you
are a murderer or not, if only you murder in a red
coat? (Desperately) You shall not hang him: that
man is not my husband.
The officers look at one another,
and whisper: some of the Germans asking their
neighbors to explain what the woman has said.
Burgoyne, who has been visibly shaken by Judith’s
reproach, recovers himself promptly at this new development.
Richard meanwhile raises his voice above the buzz.
Richard. I appeal to you,
gentlemen, to put an end to this. She will not
believe that she cannot save me. Break up the
court.
Burgoyne (in a voice so quiet
and firm that it restores silence at once). One
moment, Mr. Anderson. One moment, gentlemen. (He
resumes his seat. Swindon and the officers follow
his example.) Let me understand you clearly, madam.
Do you mean that this gentleman is not your husband,
or merely I wish to put this with all delicacy that
you are not his wife?
Judith. I don’t know
what you mean. I say that he is not my husband that
my husband has escaped. This man took his place
to save him. Ask anyone in the town send
out into the street for the first person you find
there, and bring him in as a witness. He will
tell you that the prisoner is not Anthony Anderson.
Burgoyne (quietly, as before). Sergeant.
Sergeant. Yes sir.
Burgoyne. Go out into the
street and bring in the first townsman you see there.
Sergeant (making for the door). Yes sir.
Burgoyne (as the sergeant passes).
The first clean, sober townsman you see.
Sergeant. Yes Sir. (He goes out.)
Burgoyne. Sit down, Mr.
Anderson if I may call you so for the present.
(Richard sits down.) Sit down, madam, whilst we wait.
Give the lady a newspaper.
Richard (indignantly). Shame!
Burgoyne (keenly, with a half
smile). If you are not her husband, sir, the
case is not a serious one for her. (Richard
bites his lip silenced.)
Judith (to Richard, as she returns to her seat).
I couldn’t help it.
(He shakes his head. She sits down.)
Burgoyne. You will understand
of course, Mr. Anderson, that you must not build on
this little incident. We are bound to make an
example of somebody.
Richard. I quite understand. I suppose
there’s no use in my explaining.
Burgoyne. I think we should
prefer independent testimony, if you don’t mind.
The sergeant, with a packet of papers in his hand,
returns conducting
Christy, who is much scared.
Sergeant (giving Burgoyne the
packet). Dispatches, Sir. Delivered by a
corporal of the 53rd. Dead beat with hard riding,
sir.
Burgoyne opens the dispatches, and
presently becomes absorbed in them. They are
so serious as to take his attention completely from
the court martial.
Sergeant (to Christy). Now
then. Attention; and take your hat off. (He posts
himself in charge of Christy, who stands on Burgoyne’s
side of the court.)
Richard (in his usual bullying
tone to Christy). Don’t be frightened,
you fool: you’re only wanted as a witness.
They’re not going to hang you.
Swindon. What’s your name?
Christy. Christy.
Richard (impatiently). Christopher
Dudgeon, you blatant idiot. Give your full name.
Swindon. Be silent, prisoner. You must
not prompt the witness.
Richard. Very well.
But I warn you you’ll get nothing out of him
unless you shake it out of him. He has been too
well brought up by a pious mother to have any sense
or manhood left in him.
Burgoyne (springing up and speaking
to the sergeant in a startling voice). Where
is the man who brought these?
Sergeant. In the guard-room, sir.
Burgoyne goes out with a haste that sets the officers
exchanging looks.
Swindon (to Christy). Do
you know Anthony Anderson, the Presbyterian minister?
Christy. Of course I do.
(Implying that Swindon must be an ass not to know
it.)
Swindon. Is he here?
Christy (staring round). I don’t know.
Swindon. Do you see him?
Christy. No.
Swindon. You seem to know the prisoner?
Christy. Do you mean Dick?
Swindon. Which is Dick?
Christy (pointing to Richard). Him.
Swindon. What is his name?
Christy. Dick.
Richard. Answer properly, you jumping jackass.
What do they know about
Dick?
Christy. Well, you are Dick, ain’t
you? What am I to say?
Swindon. Address me, sir;
and do you, prisoner, be silent. Tell us who
the prisoner is.
Christy. He’s my brother Dudgeon.
Swindon. Your brother!
Christy. Yes.
Swindon. You are sure he is not Anderson.
Christy. Who?
Richard (exasperatedly). Me, me, me, you
Swindon. Silence, sir.
Sergeant (shouting). Silence.
Richard (impatiently). Yah! (To Christy)
He wants to know am I Minister
Anderson. Tell him, and stop grinning like a
zany.
Christy (grinning more than ever).
You Pastor Anderson! (To Swindon) Why, Mr. Anderson’s
a minister –a very good man; and Dick’s
a bad character: the respectable people won’t
speak to him. He’s the bad brother:
I’m the good one, (The officers laugh outright.
The soldiers grin.)
Swindon. Who arrested this man?
Sergeant. I did, sir.
I found him in the minister’s house, sitting
at tea with the lady with his coat off, quite at home.
If he isn’t married to her, he ought to be.
Swindon. Did he answer to the minister’s
name?
Sergeant. Yes sir, but not
to a minister’s nature. You ask the chaplain,
sir.
Swindon (to Richard, threateningly).
So, sir, you have attempted to cheat us. And
your name is Richard Dudgeon?
Richard. You’ve found it out at last,
have you?
Swindon. Dudgeon is a name well known to
us, eh?
Richard. Yes: Peter Dudgeon, whom you
murdered, was my uncle.
Swindon. Hm! (He compresses
his lips and looks at Richard with vindictive gravity.)
Christy. Are they going to hang you, Dick?
Richard. Yes. Get out: they’ve
done with you.
Christy. And I may keep the china peacocks?
Richard (jumping up). Get out. Get
out, you blithering baboon, you.
(Christy flies, panicstricken.)
Swindon (rising all
rise). Since you have taken the minister’s
place, Richard Dudgeon, you shall go through with
it. The execution will take place at 12 o’clock
as arranged; and unless Anderson surrenders before
then you shall take his place on the gallows.
Sergeant: take your man out.
Judith (distracted). No, no
Swindon (fiercely, dreading a
renewal of her entreaties). Take that woman away.
Richard (springing across the
table with a tiger-like bound, and seizing Swindon
by the throat). You infernal scoundrel.
The sergeant rushes to the rescue
from one side, the soldiers from the other. They
seize Richard and drag him back to his place.
Swindon, who has been thrown supine on the table,
rises, arranging his stock. He is about to speak,
when he is anticipated by Burgoyne, who has just appeared
at the door with two papers in his hand: a white
letter and a blue dispatch.
Burgoyne (advancing to the table,
elaborately cool). What is this? What’s
happening? Mr. Anderson: I’m astonished
at you.
Richard. I am sorry I disturbed
you, General. I merely wanted to strangle your
understrapper there. (Breaking out violently at Swindon)
Why do you raise the devil in me by bullying the woman
like that? You oatmeal faced dog, I’d twist
your cursed head off with the greatest satisfaction.
(He puts out his hands to the sergeant) Here:
handcuff me, will you; or I’ll not undertake
to keep my fingers off him.
The sergeant takes out a pair of handcuffs
and looks to Burgoyne for instructions.
Burgoyne. Have you addressed
profane language to the lady, Major Swindon?
Swindon (very angry). No,
sir, certainly not. That question should not
have been put to me. I ordered the woman to be
removed, as she was disorderly; and the fellow sprang
at me. Put away those handcuffs. I am perfectly
able to take care of myself.
Richard. Now you talk like
a man, I have no quarrel with you.
Burgoyne. Mr. Anderson
Swindon. His name is Dudgeon, sir, Richard
Dudgeon. He is an impostor.
Burgoyne (brusquely). Nonsense, sir; you
hanged Dudgeon at Springtown.
Richard. It was my uncle, General.
Burgoyne. Oh, your uncle.
(To Swindon, handsomely) I beg your pardon, Major
Swindon. (Swindon acknowledges the apology stiffly.
Burgoyne turns to Richard) We are somewhat unfortunate
in our relations with your family. Well, Mr.
Dudgeon, what I wanted to ask you is this: Who
is (reading the name from the letter) William Maindeck
Parshotter?
Richard. He is the Mayor of Springtown.
Burgoyne. Is William Maindeck
and so on a man of his word?
Richard. Is he selling you anything?
Burgoyne. No.
Richard. Then you may depend on him.
Burgoyne. Thank you, Mr. ’m
Dudgeon. By the way, since you are not Mr. Anderson,
do we still eh, Major Swindon? (meaning
“do we still hang him?”)
Richard. The arrangements are unaltered,
General.
Burgoyne. Ah, indeed.
I am sorry. Good morning, Mr. Dudgeon. Good
morning, madam.
Richard (interrupting Judith
almost fiercely as she is about to make some wild
appeal, and taking her arm resolutely). Not one
word more. Come.
She looks imploringly at him, but
is overborne by his determination. They are marched
out by the four soldiers: the sergeant, very sulky,
walking between Swindon and Richard, whom he watches
as if he were a dangerous animal.
Burgoyne. Gentlemen:
we need not detain you. Major Swindon: a
word with you. (The officers go out. Burgoyne
waits with unruffled serenity until the last of them
disappears. Then he becomes very grave, and addresses
Swindon for the first time without his title.) Swindon:
do you know what this is (showing him the letter)?
Swindon. What?
Burgoyne. A demand for a
safe-conduct for an officer of their militia to come
here and arrange terms with us.
Swindon. Oh, they are giving in.
Burgoyne. They add that
they are sending the man who raised Springtown last
night and drove us out; so that we may know that we
are dealing with an officer of importance.
Swindon. Pooh!
Burgoyne. He will be fully
empowered to arrange the terms of guess
what.
Swindon. Their surrender, I hope.
Burgoyne. No: our evacuation
of the town. They offer us just six hours to
clear out.
Swindon. What monstrous impudence!
Burgoyne. What shall we do, eh?
Swindon. March on Springtown and strike
a decisive blow at once.
Burgoyne (quietly). Hm!
(Turning to the door) Come to the adjutant’s
office.
Swindon. What for?
Burgoyne. To write out that
safe-conduct. (He puts his hand to the door knob to
open it.)
Swindon (who has not budged). General Burgoyne.
Burgoyne (returning). Sir?
Swindon. It is my duty to
tell you, sir, that I do not consider the threats
of a mob of rebellious tradesmen a sufficient reason
for our giving way.
Burgoyne (imperturbable).
Suppose I resign my command to you, what will you
do?
Swindon. I will undertake
to do what we have marched south from Boston to do,
and what General Howe has marched north from New York
to do: effect a junction at Albany and wipe out
the rebel army with our united forces.
Burgoyne (enigmatically).
And will you wipe out our enemies in London, too?
Swindon. In London! What enemies?
Burgoyne (forcibly). Jobbery
and snobbery, incompetence and Red Tape. (He
holds up the dispatch and adds, with despair in his
face and voice) I have just learnt, sir, that General
Howe is still in New York.
Swindon (thunderstruck).
Good God! He has disobeyed orders!
Burgoyne (with sardonic calm).
He has received no orders, sir. Some gentleman
in London forgot to dispatch them: he was leaving
town for his holiday, I believe. To avoid upsetting
his arrangements, England will lose her American colonies;
and in a few days you and I will be at Saratoga with
5,000 men to face 16,000 rebels in an impregnable
position.
Swindon (appalled). Impossible!
Burgoyne (coldly). I beg your pardon!
Swindon. I can’t believe it!
What will History say?
Burgoyne. History, sir,
will tell lies, as usual. Come: we must send
the safe-conduct. (He goes out.)
Swindon (following distractedly). My God,
my God! We shall be wiped out.
As noon approaches there is excitement
in the market place. The gallows which hangs
there permanently for the terror of evildoers, with
such minor advertizers and examples of crime as the
pillory, the whipping post, and the stocks, has a
new rope attached, with the noose hitched up to one
of the uprights, out of reach of the boys. Its
ladder, too, has been brought out and placed in position
by the town beadle, who stands by to guard it from
unauthorized climbing. The Websterbridge townsfolk
are present in force, and in high spirits; for the
news has spread that it is the devil’s disciple
and not the minister that the Continentals (so
they call Burgoyne’s forces) are about to hang:
consequently the execution can be enjoyed without any
misgiving as to its righteousness, or to the cowardice
of allowing it to take place without a struggle.
There is even some fear of a disappointment as midday
approaches and the arrival of the beadle with the ladder
remains the only sign of preparation. But at
last reassuring shouts of Here they come: Here
they are, are heard; and a company of soldiers with
fixed bayonets, half British infantry, half Hessians,
tramp quickly into the middle of the market place,
driving the crowd to the sides.
Sergeant. Halt. Front.
Dress. (The soldiers change their column into a square
enclosing the gallows, their petty officers, energetically
led by the sergeant, hustling the persons who find
themselves inside the square out at the corners.)
Now then! Out of it with you: out of it.
Some o’ you’ll get strung up yourselves
presently. Form that square there, will you,
you damned Hoosians. No use talkin’ German
to them: talk to their toes with the butt ends
of your muskets: they’ll understand that.
Get out of it, will you? (He comes upon Judith,
standing near the gallows.) Now then: You’ve
no call here.
Judith. May I not stay? What harm am
I doing?
Sergeant. I want none of
your argufying. You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
running to see a man hanged that’s not your husband.
And he’s no better than yourself. I told
my major he was a gentleman; and then he goes and
tries to strangle him, and calls his blessed Majesty
a lunatic. So out of it with you, double quick.
Judith. Will you take these
two silver dollars and let me stay?
The sergeant, without an instant’s
hesitation, looks quickly and furtively round as he
shoots the money dexterously into his pocket.
Then he raises his voice in virtuous indignation.
Sergeant. Me take money
in the execution of my duty! Certainly not.
Now I’ll tell you what I’ll do, to teach
you to corrupt the King’s officer. I’ll
put you under arrest until the exécution’s
over. You just stand there; and don’t let
me see you as much as move from that spot until you’re
let. (With a swift wink at her he points to the corner
of the square behind the gallows on his right, and
turns noisily away, shouting) Now then dress up and
keep ’em back, will you?
Cries of Hush and Silence are heard
among the townsfolk; and the sound of a military band,
playing the Dead March from Saul, is heard. The
crowd becomes quiet at once; and the sergeant and petty
officers, hurrying to the back of the square, with
a few whispered orders and some stealthy hustling
cause it to open and admit the funeral procession,
which is protected from the crowd by a double file
of soldiers. First come Burgoyne and Swindon,
who, on entering the square, glance with distaste
at the gallows, and avoid passing under it by wheeling
a little to the right and stationing themselves on
that side. Then Mr. Brudenell, the chaplain,
in his surplice, with his prayer book open in his
hand, walking beside Richard, who is moody and disorderly.
He walks doggedly through the gallows framework, and
posts himself a little in front of it. Behind
him comes the executioner, a stalwart soldier in his
shirtsleeves. Following him, two soldiers haul
a light military waggon. Finally comes the band,
which posts itself at the back of the square, and
finishes the Dead March. Judith, watching Richard
painfully, steals down to the gallows, and stands leaning
against its right post. During the conversation
which follows, the two soldiers place the cart under
the gallows, and stand by the shafts, which point
backwards. The executioner takes a set of steps
from the cart and places it ready for the prisoner
to mount. Then he climbs the tall ladder which
stands against the gallows, and cuts the string by
which the rope is hitched up; so that the noose drops
dangling over the cart, into which he steps as he
descends.
Richard (with suppressed impatience,
to Brudenell). Look here, sir: this is no
place for a man of your profession. Hadn’t
you better go away?
Swindon. I appeal to you,
prisoner, if you have any sense of decency left, to
listen to the ministrations of the chaplain, and pay
due heed to the solemnity of the occasion.
The chaplain (gently reproving
Richard). Try to control yourself, and submit
to the divine will. (He lifts his book to proceed with
the service.)
Richard. Answer for your
own will, sir, and those of your accomplices here
(indicating Burgoyne and Swindon): I see little
divinity about them or you. You talk to me of
Christianity when you are in the act of hanging your
enemies. Was there ever such blasphemous nonsense!
(To Swindon, more rudely) You’ve got up the
solemnity of the occasion, as you call it, to impress
the people with your own dignity Handel’s
music and a clergyman to make murder look like piety!
Do you suppose I am going to help you? You’ve
asked me to choose the rope because you don’t
know your own trade well enough to shoot me properly.
Well, hang away and have done with it.
Swindon (to the chaplain).
Can you do nothing with him, Mr. Brudenell?
Chaplain. I will try, sir.
(Beginning to read) Man that is born of woman hath
Richard (fixing his eyes on him). “Thou
shalt not kill.”
The book drops in Brudenell’s hands.
Chaplain (confessing his embarrassment).
What am I to say, Mr. Dudgeon?
Richard. Let me alone, man, can’t
you?
Burgoyne (with extreme urbanity).
I think, Mr. Brudenell, that as the usual professional
observations seem to strike Mr. Dudgeon as incongruous
under the circumstances, you had better omit them
until er until Mr. Dudgeon can
no longer be inconvenienced by them. (Brudenell,
with a shrug, shuts his book and retires behind the
gallows.) You seem in a hurry, Mr. Dudgeon.
Richard (with the horror of death
upon him). Do you think this is a pleasant sort
of thing to be kept waiting for? You’ve
made up your mind to commit murder: well, do
it and have done with it.
Burgoyne. Mr. Dudgeon: we are only
doing this
Richard. Because you’re paid to do
it.
Swindon. You insolent (He swallows
his rage.)
Burgoyne (with much charm of
manner). Ah, I am really sorry that you should
think that, Mr. Dudgeon. If you knew what my commission
cost me, and what my pay is, you would think better
of me. I should be glad to part from you on friendly
terms.
Richard. Hark ye, General
Burgoyne. If you think that I like being hanged,
you’re mistaken. I don’t like it;
and I don’t mean to pretend that I do.
And if you think I’m obliged to you for hanging
me in a gentlemanly way, you’re wrong there
too. I take the whole business in devilish bad
part; and the only satisfaction I have in it is that
you’ll feel a good deal meaner than I’ll
look when it’s over. (He turns away, and is
striding to the cart when Judith advances and interposes
with her arms stretched out to him. Richard, feeling
that a very little will upset his self-possession,
shrinks from her, crying) What are you doing here?
This is no place for you. (She makes a gesture as if
to touch him. He recoils impatiently.) No:
go away, go away; you’ll unnerve me. Take
her away, will you?
Judith. Won’t you bid me good-bye?
Richard (allowing her to take
his hand). Oh good-bye, good-bye. Now go go quickly.
(She clings to his hand will not be put
off with so cold a last farewell at last,
as he tries to disengage himself, throws herself on
his breast in agony.)
Swindon (angrily to the sergeant,
who, alarmed at Judith’s movement, has come
from the back of the square to pull her back, and stopped
irresolutely on finding that he is too late).
How is this? Why is she inside the lines?
Sergeant (guiltily). I dunno,
sir. She’s that artful can’t keep
her away.
Burgoyne. You were bribed.
Sergeant (protesting). No, Sir
Swindon (severely). Fall back. (He obeys.)
Richard (imploringly to those
around him, and finally to Burgoyne, as the least
stolid of them). Take her away. Do you think
I want a woman near me now?
Burgoyne (going to Judith and
taking her hand). Here, madam: you had better
keep inside the lines; but stand here behind us; and
don’t look.
Richard, with a great sobbing sigh
of relief as she releases him and turns to Burgoyne,
flies for refuge to the cart and mounts into it.
The executioner takes off his coat and pinions him.
Judith (resisting Burgoyne quietly
and drawing her hand away). No: I must stay.
I won’t look. (She goes to the right of the gallows.
She tries to look at Richard, but turns away with
a frightful shudder, and falls on her knees in prayer.
Brudenell comes towards her from the back of the square.)
Burgoyne (nodding approvingly
as she kneels). Ah, quite so. Do not disturb
her, Mr. Brudenell: that will do very nicely.
(Brudenell nods also, and withdraws a little, watching
her sympathetically. Burgoyne resumes his former
position, and takes out a handsome gold chronometer.)
Now then, are those preparations made? We must
not detain Mr. Dudgeon.
By this time Richard’s hands
are bound behind him; and the noose is round his neck.
The two soldiers take the shaft of the wagon, ready
to pull it away. The executioner, standing in
the cart behind Richard, makes a sign to the sergeant.
Sergeant (to Burgoyne). Ready, sir.
Burgoyne. Have you anything
more to say, Mr. Dudgeon? It wants two minutes
of twelve still.
Richard (in the strong voice
of a man who has conquered the bitterness of death).
Your watch is two minutes slow by the town clock, which
I can see from here, General. (The town clock strikes
the first stroke of twelve. Involuntarily the
people flinch at the sound, and a subdued groan breaks
from them.) Amen! my life for the world’s future!
Anderson (shouting as he rushes
into the market place). Amen; and stop the execution.
(He bursts through the line of soldiers opposite Burgoyne,
and rushes, panting, to the gallows.) I am Anthony
Anderson, the man you want.
The crowd, intensely excited, listens
with all its ears. Judith, half rising, stares
at him; then lifts her hands like one whose dearest
prayer has been granted.
Swindon. Indeed. Then
you are just in time to take your place on the gallows.
Arrest him.
At a sign from the sergeant, two soldiers
come forward to seize Anderson.
Anderson (thrusting a paper under
Swindon’s nose). There’s my safe-conduct,
sir.
Swindon (taken aback). Safe-conduct!
Are you !
Anderson (emphatically).
I am. (The two soldiers take him by the elbows.) Tell
these men to take their hands off me.
Swindon (to the men). Let him go.
Sergeant. Fall back.
The two men return to their places.
The townsfolk raise a cheer; and begin to exchange
exultant looks, with a presentiment of triumph as
they see their Pastor speaking with their enemies in
the gate.
Anderson (exhaling a deep breath
of relief, and dabbing his perspiring brow with his
handkerchief). Thank God, I was in time!
Burgoyne (calm as ever, and still
watch in hand). Ample time, sir. Plenty
of time. I should never dream of hanging any gentleman
by an American clock. (He puts up his watch.)
Anderson. Yes: we are
some minutes ahead of you already, General. Now
tell them to take the rope from the neck of that American
citizen.
Burgoyne (to the executioner
in the cart very politely). Kindly
undo Mr. Dudgeon.
The executioner takes the rope from
Richard’s neck, unties his hands, and helps
him on with his coat.
Judith (stealing timidly to Anderson). Tony.
Anderson (putting his arm round
her shoulders and bantering her affectionately).
Well what do you think of you husband, now, eh? eh?? eh???
Judith. I am ashamed
(She hides her face against his breast.)
Burgoyne (to Swindon). You
look disappointed, Major Swindon.
Swindon. You look defeated, General Burgoyne.
Burgoyne. I am, sir; and
I am humane enough to be glad of it. (Richard jumps
down from the cart, Brudenell offering his hand to
help him, and runs to Anderson, whose left hand he
shakes heartily, the right being occupied by Judith.)
By the way, Mr. Anderson, I do not quite understand.
The safe-conduct was for a commander of the militia.
I understand you are a (he looks as pointedly
as his good manners permit at the riding boots, the
pistols, and Richard’s coat, and adds) a clergyman.
Anderson (between Judith and
Richard). Sir: it is in the hour of trial
that a man finds his true profession. This foolish
young man (placing his hand on Richard’s shoulder)
boasted himself the Devil’s Disciple; but when
the hour of trial came to him, he found that it was
his destiny to suffer and be faithful to the death.
I thought myself a decent minister of the gospel of
peace; but when the hour of trial came to me, I found
that it was my destiny to be a man of action and that
my place was amid the thunder of the captains and
the shouting. So I am starting life at fifty
as Captain Anthony Anderson of the Springtown militia;
and the Devil’s Disciple here will start presently
as the Reverend Richard Dudgeon, and wag his pow in
my old pulpit, and give good advice to this silly
sentimental little wife of mine (putting his other
hand on her shoulder. She steals a glance at Richard
to see how the prospect pleases him). Your mother
told me, Richard, that I should never have chosen
Judith if I’d been born for the ministry.
I am afraid she was right; so, by your leave, you
may keep my coat and I’ll keep yours.
Richard. Minister I
should say Captain. I have behaved like a fool.
Judith. Like a hero.
Richard. Much the same thing,
perhaps. (With some bitterness towards himself) But
no: if I had been any good, I should have done
for you what you did for me, instead of making a vain
sacrifice.
Anderson. Not vain, my boy.
It takes all sorts to make a world saints
as well as soldiers. (Turning to Burgoyne) And now,
General, time presses; and America is in a hurry.
Have you realized that though you may occupy towns
and win battles, you cannot conquer a nation?
Burgoyne. My good sir, without
a Conquest you cannot have an aristocracy. Come
and settle the matter at my quarters.
Anderson. At your service,
sir. (To Richard) See Judith home for me, will you,
my boy? (He hands her over to him.) Now General. (He
goes busily up the market place towards the Town Hall,
Leaving Judith and Richard together. Burgoyne
follows him a step or two; then checks himself and
turns to Richard.)
Burgoyne. Oh, by the way,
Mr. Dudgeon, I shall be glad to see you at lunch at
half-past one. (He pauses a moment, and adds, with
politely veiled slyness) Bring Mrs. Anderson, if she
will be so good. (To Swindon, who is fuming) Take
it quietly, Major Swindon: your friend the British
soldier can stand up to anything except the British
War Office. (He follows Anderson.)
Sergeant (to Swindon). What orders, sir?
Swindon (savagely). Orders! What use
are orders now? There’s no army.
Back to quarters; and be d (He turns on
his heel and goes.)
Sergeant (pugnacious and patriotic,
repudiating the idea of defeat). ’Tention.
Now then: cock up your chins, and show ’em
you don’t care a damn for ’em. Slope
arms! Fours! Wheel! Quick march!
The drum marks time with a tremendous
bang; the band strikes up British Grenadiers; and
the sergeant, Brudenell, and the English troops march
off defiantly to their quarters. The townsfolk
press in behind, and follow them up the market, jeering
at them; and the town band, a very primitive affair,
brings up the rear, playing Yankee Doodle. Essie,
who comes in with them, runs to Richard.
Essie. Oh, Dick!
Richard (good-humoredly, but
wilfully). Now, now: come, come! I don’t
mind being hanged; but I will not be cried over.
Essie. No, I promise.
I’ll be good. (She tries to restrain her tears,
but cannot.) I I want to see where the soldiers
are going to. (She goes a little way up the market,
pretending to look after the crowd.)
Judith. Promise me you will never tell him.
Richard. Don’t be afraid.
They shake hands on it.
Essie (calling to them). They’re coming
back. They want you.
Jubilation in the market. The
townsfolk surge back again in wild enthusiasm with
their band, and hoist Richard on their shoulders,
cheering him.
Curtain.