One of the smaller Bond Street Picture
Galleries. The entrance is from a picture shop.
Nearly in the middle of the gallery there is a writing-table,
at which the Secretary, fashionably dressed, sits with
his back to the entrance, correcting catalogue proofs.
Some copies of a new book are on the desk, also the
Secretary’s shining hat and a couple of magnifying
glasses. At the side, on his left, a little behind
him, is a small door marked private. Near
the same side is a cushioned bench parallel to the
walls, which are covered with Dubedat’s works.
Two screens, also covered with drawings, stand near
the corners right and left of the entrance.
Jennifer, beautifully dressed and
apparently very happy and prosperous, comes into the
gallery through the private door.
Jennifer. Have the catalogues come yet,
Mr Danby?
The Secretary. Not yet.
Jennifer. What a shame!
It’s a quarter past: the private view will
begin in less than half an hour.
The Secretary. I think
I’d better run over to the printers to hurry
them up.
Jennifer. Oh, if you would
be so good, Mr Danby. I’ll take your place
while youre away.
The Secretary. If anyone
should come before the time dont take any notice.
The commissionaire wont let anyone through unless he
knows him. We have a few people who like to come
before the crowd people who really buy;
and of course we’re glad to see them. Have
you seen the notices in Brush and Crayon and in The
Easel?
Jennifer [indignantly] Yes:
most disgraceful. They write quite patronizingly,
as if they were Mr Dubedat’s superiors.
After all the cigars and sandwiches they had from
us on the press day, and all they drank, I really
think it is infamous that they should write like that.
I hope you have not sent them tickets for to-day.
The Secretary. Oh,
they wont come again: theres no lunch to-day.
The advance copies of your book have come. [He indicates
the new books].
Jennifer [pouncing on a copy,
wildly excited] Give it to me. Oh! excuse me
a moment [she runs away with it through the private
door].
The Secretary takes a mirror from
his drawer and smartens himself before going out.
Ridgeon comes in.
Ridgeon. Good morning.
May I look round, as well, before the doors open?
The Secretary. Certainly,
Sir Colenso. I’m sorry catalogues have not
come: I’m just going to see about them.
Heres my own list, if you dont mind.
Ridgeon. Thanks. Whats
this? [He takes up one the new books].
The Secretary. Thats
just come in. An advance copy of Mrs Dubedat’s
Life of her late husband.
Ridgeon [reading the title] The
Story of a King By His Wife. [He looks at the portrait
frontise]. Ay: there he is. You knew
him here, I suppose.
The Secretary. Oh,
we knew him. Better than she did, Sir Colenso,
in some ways, perhaps.
Ridgeon. So did I. [They
look significantly at one another]. I’ll
take a look round.
The Secretary puts on the shining
hat and goes out. Ridgeon begins looking at the
pictures. Presently he comes back to the table
for a magnifying glass, and scrutinizes a drawing
very closely. He sighs; shakes his head, as if
constrained to admit the extraordinary fascination
and merit of the work; then marks the Secretary’s
list. Proceeding with his survey, he disappears
behind the screen. Jennifer comes back with her
book. A look round satisfies her that she is alone.
She seats herself at the table and admires the memoir her
first printed book to her heart’s
content. Ridgeon re-appears, face to the wall,
scrutinizing the drawings. After using his glass
again, he steps back to get a more distant view of
one of the larger pictures. She hastily closes
the book at the sound; looks round; recognizes him;
and stares, petrified. He takes a further step
back which brings him nearer to her.
Ridgeon [shaking his head as
before, ejaculates] Clever brute! [She flushes as
though he had struck her. He turns to put the
glass down on the desk, and finds himself face to
face with her intent gaze]. I beg your pardon.
I thought I was alone.
Jennifer [controlling herself,
and speaking steadily and meaningly] I am glad we
have met, Sir Colenso Ridgeon. I met Dr Blenkinsop
yesterday. I congratulate you on a wonderful
cure.
Ridgeon [can find no words; makes
an embarrassed gesture of assent after a moment’s
silence, and puts down the glass and the Secretary’s
list on the table].
Jennifer. He looked the
picture of health and strength and prosperity. [She
looks for a moment at the walls, contrasting Blenkinsop’s
fortune with the artist’s fate].
Ridgeon [in low tones, still
embarrassed] He has been fortunate.
Jennifer. Very fortunate. His life
has been spared.
Ridgeon. I mean that he
has been made a Medical Officer of Health. He
cured the Chairman of the Borough Council very successfully.
Jennifer. With your medicines?
Ridgeon. No. I believe it was with
a pound of ripe greengages.
Jennifer [with deep gravity] Funny!
Ridgeon. Yes. Life
does not cease to be funny when people die any more
than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Jennifer. Dr Blenkinsop said one very strange
thing to me.
Ridgeon. What was that?
Jennifer. He said that private
practice in medicine ought to be put down by law.
When I asked him why, he said that private doctors
were ignorant licensed murderers.
Ridgeon. That is what the
public doctor always thinks of the private doctor.
Well, Blenkinsop ought to know. He was a private
doctor long enough himself. Come! you have talked
at me long enough. Talk to me. You have
something to reproach me with. There is reproach
in your face, in your voice: you are full of
it. Out with it.
Jennifer. It is too late
for reproaches now. When I turned and saw you
just now, I wondered how you could come here coolly
to look at his pictures. You answered the question.
To you, he was only a clever brute.
Ridgeon [quivering] Oh, dont.
You know I did not know you were here.
Jennifer [raising her head a
little with a quite gentle impulse of pride] You think
it only mattered because I heard it. As if it
could touch me, or touch him! Dont you see
that what is really dreadful is that to you living
things have no souls.
Ridgeon [with a sceptical shrug]
The soul is an organ I have not come across in the
course of my anatomical work.
Jennifer. You know you would
not dare to say such a silly thing as that to anybody
but a woman whose mind you despise. If you dissected
me you could not find my conscience. Do you think
I have got none?
Ridgeon. I have met people who had none.
Jennifer. Clever brutes?
Do you know, doctor, that some of the dearest and
most faithful friends I ever had were only brutes!
You would have vivisected them. The dearest and
greatest of all my friends had a sort of beauty and
affectionateness that only animals have. I hope
you may never feel what I felt when I had to put him
into the hands of men who defend the torture of animals
because they are only brutes.
Ridgeon. Well, did you find
us so very cruel, after all? They tell me that
though you have dropped me, you stay for weeks with
the Bloomfield Boningtons and the Walpoles. I
think it must be true, because they never mention
you to me now.
Jennifer. The animals in
Sir Ralph’s house are like spoiled children.
When Mr. Walpole had to take a splinter out of the
mastiff’s paw, I had to hold the poor dog myself;
and Mr Walpole had to turn Sir Ralph out of the room.
And Mrs. Walpole has to tell the gardener not to kill
wasps when Mr. Walpole is looking. But there
are doctors who are naturally cruel; and there are
others who get used to cruelty and are callous about
it. They blind themselves to the souls of animals;
and that blinds them to the souls of men and women.
You made a dreadful mistake about Louis; but you would
not have made it if you had not trained yourself to
make the same mistake about dogs. You saw nothing
in them but dumb brutes; and so you could see nothing
in him but a clever brute.
Ridgeon [with sudden resolution]
I made no mistake whatever about him.
Jennifer. Oh, doctor!
Ridgeon [obstinately] I made no mistake whatever
about him.
Jennifer. Have you forgotten that he died?
Ridgeon [with a sweep of his hand towards the
pictures] He is not dead.
He is there. [Taking up the book] And there.
Jennifer [springing up with blazing
eyes] Put that down. How dare you touch it?
Ridgeon, amazed at the fierceness
of the outburst, puts it down with a deprecatory shrug.
She takes it up and looks at it as if he had profaned
a relic.
Ridgeon. I am very sorry. I see I had
better go.
Jennifer [putting the book down]
I beg your pardon. I forgot myself. But
it is not yet it is a private copy.
Ridgeon. But for me it would have been a
very different book.
Jennifer. But for you it would have been
a longer one.
Ridgeon. You know then that I killed him?
Jennifer [suddenly moved and
softened] Oh, doctor, if you acknowledge that if
you have confessed it to yourself if you
realize what you have done, then there is forgiveness.
I trusted in your strength instinctively at first;
then I thought I had mistaken callousness for strength.
Can you blame me? But if it was really strength if
it was only such a mistake as we all make sometimes it
will make me so happy to be friends with you again.
Ridgeon. I tell you I made
no mistake. I cured Blenkinsop: was there
any mistake there?
Jennifer. He recovered.
Oh, dont be foolishly proud, doctor. Confess
to a failure, and save our friendship. Remember,
Sir Ralph gave Louis your medicine; and it made him
worse.
Ridgeon. I cant be your
friend on false pretences. Something has got me
by the throat: the truth must come out. I
used that medicine myself on Blenkinsop. It did
not make him worse. It is a dangerous medicine:
it cured Blenkinsop: it killed Louis Dubedat.
When I handle it, it cures. When another man
handles it, it kills sometimes.
Jennifer [naively: not yet
taking it all in] Then why did you let Sir Ralph give
it to Louis?
Ridgeon. I’m going
to tell you. I did it because I was in love with
you.
Jennifer [innocently surprised] In lo
You! elderly man!
Ridgeon [thunderstruck, raising
his fists to heaven] Dubedat: thou art avenged!
[He drops his hands and collapses on the bench].
I never thought of that. I suppose I appear to
you a ridiculous old fogey.
Jennifer. But surely I
did not mean to offend you, indeed but you
must be at least twenty years older than I am.
Ridgeon. Oh, quite.
More, perhaps. In twenty years you will understand
how little difference that makes.
Jennifer. But even so, how
could you think that I his wife could
ever think of you
Ridgeon [stopping her with a
nervous waving of his fingers] Yes, yes, yes, yes:
I quite understand: you neednt rub it in.
Jennifer. But oh,
it is only dawning on me now I was so surprised
at first do you dare to tell me that it
was to gratify a miserable jealousy that you deliberately oh!
oh! you murdered him.
Ridgeon. I think I did. It really comes
to that.
Thou shalt not
kill, but needst not strive
Officiously to
keep alive.
I suppose yes: I killed him.
Jennifer. And you tell me
that! to my face! callously! You are not afraid!
Ridgeon. I am a doctor:
I have nothing to fear. It is not an indictable
offense to call in B. B. Perhaps it ought to be; but
it isnt.
Jennifer. I did not mean
that. I meant afraid of my taking the law into
my own hands, and killing you.
Ridgeon. I am so hopelessly
idiotic about you that I should not mind it a bit.
You would always remember me if you did that.
Jennifer. I shall remember
you always as a little man who tried to kill a great
one.
Ridgeon. Pardon me. I succeeded.
Jennifer [with quiet conviction]
No. Doctors think they hold the keys of life
and death; but it is not their will that is fulfilled.
I dont believe you made any difference at all.
Ridgeon. Perhaps not. But I intended
to.
Jennifer [looking at him amazedly:
not without pity] And you tried to destroy that wonderful
and beautiful life merely because you grudged him
a woman whom you could never have expected to care
for you!
Ridgeon. Who kissed my hands.
Who believed in me. Who told me her friendship
lasted until death.
Jennifer. And whom you were betraying.
Ridgeon. No. Whom I was saving.
Jennifer [gently] Pray, doctor, from what?
Ridgeon. From making a terrible
discovery. From having your life laid waste.
Jennifer. How?
Ridgeon. No matter.
I have saved you. I have been the best friend
you ever had. You are happy. You are well.
His works are an imperishable joy and pride for you.
Jennifer. And you think
that is your doing. Oh doctor, doctor! Sir
Patrick is right: you do think you are a little
god. How can you be so silly? You did not
paint those pictures which are my imperishable joy
and pride: you did not speak the words that will
always be heavenly music in my ears. I listen
to them now whenever I am tired or sad. That
is why I am always happy.
Ridgeon. Yes, now that he
is dead. Were you always happy when he was alive?
Jennifer [wounded] Oh, you are
cruel, cruel. When he was alive I did not know
the greatness of my blessing. I worried meanly
about little things. I was unkind to him.
I was unworthy of him.
Ridgeon [laughing bitterly] Ha!
Jennifer. Dont insult
me: dont blaspheme. [She snatches up
the book and presses it to her heart in a paroxysm
of remorse, exclaiming] Oh, my King of Men!
Ridgeon. King of Men!
Oh, this is too monstrous, too grotesque. We cruel
doctors have kept the secret from you faithfully; but
it is like all secrets: it will not keep itself.
The buried truth germinates and breaks through to
the light.
Jennifer. What truth?
Ridgeon. What truth!
Why, that Louis Dubedat, King of Men, was the most
entire and perfect scoundrel, the most miraculously
mean rascal, the most callously selfish blackguard
that ever made a wife miserable.
Jennifer [unshaken: calm
and lovely] He made his wife the happiest woman in
the world, doctor.
Ridgeon. No: by all
thats true on earth, he made his widow the happiest
woman in the world; but it was I who made her a widow.
And her happiness is my justification and my reward.
Now you know what I did and what I thought of him.
Be as angry with me as you like: at least you
know me as I really am. If you ever come to care
for an elderly man, you will know what you are caring
for.
Jennifer [kind and quiet] I am
not angry with you any more, Sir Colenso. I knew
quite well that you did not like Louis; but it is not
your fault: you dont understand: that
is all. You never could have believed in him.
It is just like your not believing in my religion:
it is a sort of sixth sense that you have not got.
And [with a gentle reassuring movement towards him]
dont think that you have shocked me so dreadfully.
I know quite well what you mean by his selfishness.
He sacrificed everything for his art. In a certain
sense he had even to sacrifice everybody
Ridgeon. Everybody except
himself. By keeping that back he lost the right
to sacrifice you, and gave me the right to sacrifice
him. Which I did.
Jennifer [shaking her head, pitying
his error] He was one of the men who know what women
know: that self-sacrifice is vain and cowardly.
Ridgeon. Yes, when the sacrifice
is rejected and thrown away. Not when it becomes
the food of godhead.
Jennifer. I dont understand
that. And I cant argue with you: you are
clever enough to puzzle me, but not to shake me.
You are so utterly, so wildly wrong; so incapable
of appreciating Louis
Ridgeon. Oh! [taking up
the Secretary’s list] I have marked five pictures
as sold to me.
Jennifer. They will not
be sold to you. Louis’ creditors insisted
on selling them; but this is my birthday; and they
were all bought in for me this morning by my husband.
Ridgeon. By whom?!!!
Jennifer. By my husband.
Ridgeon [gabbling and stuttering]
What husband? Whose husband? Which husband?
Whom? how? what? Do you mean to say that you have
married again?
Jennifer. Do you forget
that Louis disliked widows, and that people who have
married happily once always marry again?
The Secretary returns with a pile of catalogues.
The Secretary. Just
got the first batch of catalogues in time. The
doors are open.
Jennifer [to Ridgeon, politely]
So glad you like the pictures, Sir Colenso. Good
morning.
Ridgeon. Good morning. [He
goes towards the door; hesitates; turns to say something
more; gives it up as a bad job; and goes].