“Of course, Orthur, the different
grades in this service have to be kept distinct, and
the inferiors have to look up to their superiors just
as it is in the army.”
“Oh yes, sir, of course,”
said the gentleman addressed, squeezing his left eyelids
together slightly, unseen by the pompous individual
addressing him; “but you can’t say as I
haven’t always been respectful and kept my place.”
“Always, Orthur, always, and
that’s why I come down a little to you and meet
you on equal terms when we are alone, for I have always
found you a very respectable, intelligent young man.
What’s that chap staring at?”
“Us, seemingly, Mr Roach, sir,”
said the younger man, with a grin. “Book
canvasser, that’s what he is; been taking orders
of the old chap next door, but didn’t like the
look of us, and didn’t try it on. I had
a peep through the open door there one day, and it
was packed full o’ books like a warehouse, sir.”
“Yes, yes, but never mind that,”
said the butler, impatiently. “But as
I was saying, I’ve always found you a very respectable
young man, Orthur, and I’m disposed to trust
you. Service is all very well, Orthur, but there’s
no saving money; and when one sees these bookmakers coarse,
beefy-faced butcher or publican sort of fellows
keeping their broughams and driving their phe-aytons,
it is tempting.”
“Tempting, Mr Roach,”
said the young footman in a quick whisper; “it
gives me the agonies. Look at the guv’nors.
Why, I met a young chap as I used to know when he
was a page in buttons he’s a six-footer
now. Well, he says he knowed our people ten years
ago when they were regular hard up. His people
used to visit ’em. And now look at ’em.
They’re on with some of the knowing ones, and
putting money on all the good things. Always
winning, they must be. Why, if you and me, Mr
Roach, was to put the pot on as they do we should
be rich men in five years.”
“Don’t talk so loud, Orthur;
some of the women may be up at the windows.”
“All right, sir. But don’t you see?”
“Yes, I see; it’s right
enough, Orthur, when you win; but I look at the risks.”
“Warn’t much risk over
that last flutter, sir. Put down five shillings
a-piece and took up each of us a tenner.”
“Yes, Orthur, that was very
nice; but it mightn’t always happen so.”
“Why not, sir? They always
win, and all we have to do is to back the same as
they do take their tips, and it’s
as safe as safe.”
“H’m! Well, they
do always seem to win, Orthur,” said the butler,
slowly, and he indulged in a pinch of snuff as he stood
on the step.
“Seem, sir? They do.
I believe if it warn’t for the odds they’d
be as poor as church mice.”
“But how are we to get the tips, my son?”
“Keep our ears open when we’re waiting
table, sir, or another way.”
“The same as you got that last one?”
“That’s it, sir.
Don’t do them any harm, and if a gent leaves
his betting-book in the breast-pocket of the coat
as has to go down to be brushed, I don’t see
anything in it. ’Tain’t robbery.”
“H’m!” coughed the
butler, glancing behind him; “no, it isn’t
robbery, Orthur.”
“Lor’! Mr Roach,
sir; it’s as easy as easy,” whispered the
footman, eagerly. “I can’t think
what we’ve been about I beg pardon,
sir what I’ve been about all these
months not to have put a little money on here and
there. Want o’ capital mostly, sir, but
with all doo respect to my superiors, sir, if you
and me was to make a sort o’ Co. of it, and I
was to tell you all I heard and found out by accident
like, and you was to do the same with me, then we
could talk it over together in the pantry, and settle
how much we’d put on the race.”
The butler frowned, shook his head,
and looked dissatisfied.
“I know it’s asking a
deal of you, Mr Roach, sir, but it would only be like
business and I should never presume, you know.”
“I must think about it, Orthur;
I must think about it,” said the butler, importantly.
“Do, sir; and I wouldn’t
lose no time about it. You see, we can’t
do much when we’re down at The Towers, and the
Randan Stakes is on next week.”
“H’m, yes,” said
the butler, relaxing a little, and condescending to
a smile. “Orthur, I’ve got a sovereign
on the favourite.”
“You have, sir? What! on Ajax?”
“That’s right, my lad;
and I advise you to put half-a-crown or five shillings
on ’im too. There’s a tip for you.”
“Yah!” ejaculated the
footman in disgust. “I wouldn’t put
the price of a glass of ale on that ’ orse.”
“Eh, why?” cried the butler, looking startled.
“’Cause Ajax won’t run.”
“What? How do you know?”
“I heard the guv’nor tell
the little ’un so last night, and that he was
to back Ducrow.”
“Phew!” whistled the butler.
“Put two quids on Ducrow, sir,
and it’ll be all right. I’ve got
ten shillings on, and I’d have made it two tens
if I’d had a friend who’d ha’ lent
me the coin.”
“Orthur,” whispered the
butler, effusively; “you’re a good lad,
and I’ll lend you the money.”
“You will, sir? And go on as I said?”
The butler nodded.
“Carriage, sir,” said
the footman, sharply, and they both drew back into
the hall ready for the brougham which was driven up,
and from which two ladies descended.