An enormous increase has taken place
during the past five-and-twenty years in local journalism.
England seems to have been almost Americanised in
respect of news, for every centre worthy of the enterprise
has been furnished with its newspaper, in which everything
is told that is worthy of chronicling, and very often,
from want of news, something unworthy of the paper
upon which it appears. Notably that celebrated
paragraph about So-and-So’s horse and cart, which,
left untended, moves on; the horse is startled by
shouts, begins to trot, then gallops, and is finally
stopped. “It was fortunate that the accident
occurred before noon, for at that hour the children
would have been leaving school, and,” etc, etc suggestion
of the horror of what might have been.
But Danmouth was not a centre worthy
of the enterprise, and, with the exception of a few
copies of the county paper which came in weekly to
partly satisfy the thirst for news, the inhabitants
had no fount to depend upon save Michael Wimble, and
to him they gravitated for information respecting
the proceedings all around, from a failure, scandal,
or accident on shore up to a shipwreck.
Consequently, Wimble’s business
on the morning of Gartram’s death was so great
that he began to think that he must hire a boy to lather,
and the leather slipper nailed up against the wall
to serve as a quaintly original till had to be emptied
twice.
As a rule, the “salt”
personages who hung about the cliff, staring into
the sea, came to be shaved on Saturdays, but the news
on the wing prompted every man to have a clean shave
that morning, and many a stalwart fisher lady regretted
that she had not a hirsute excuse for visiting the
shop.
Wimble made the most of such information
as he was able to glean, and as the morning advanced,
he was able to keep on making additions, till the
one little seed he received first thing came up, grew
and blossomed into a news plant that would have been
worth a good deal in town.
Towards evening, though, the excitement
at Wimbles museum had fallen off, and gathered about
the Harbour Inn, where the gossips of the place, clean
shaven, and looking unusually like being in holiday
trim, were able to quench their double thirst.
Michael Wimble sighed as he stood
at his door looking towards that inn.
“Ah,” he said to himself,
“now, if I had a licence to sell beer by retail
to be drunk on the premises,” he was
quoting from a board with whose lettering he was familiar “they
would have stopped; and my place being nearest to
the Fort, the coroner would have held the inquest
there.”
“Hah!” he said aloud,
after a pause, “how it would have read in the
paper: `An inquest was held at Wimble’s
Museum, Danmouth’ eh? I beg
your pardon, Mr Brime, sir; I didn’t hear you
come up. Shave, sir? Certainly, sir.
Come in.”
Wimble’s heart beat high as
he thought of the chance. His customers had
pumped him dry, and gone away; and here, by a tremendous
stroke of luck, was the commencement of a perfect
spring of information to refill his well right to
the brim.
Reuben Brime, who looked worried and
haggard, entered the museum, took his place in the
Windsor arm-chair, was duly covered with the print
cloth, after removing collar and tie, and laid his
head back in the rest.
“Why, you look fagged out, Mr
Brime, sir,” said Wimble, quietly walking to
the door, closing it, and slipping the bolt.
The gardener from the Fort was nervous
and agitated. Death in the house sudden
death had unhinged him. His master
might have been poisoned, either by his own hand or
by that of an enemy. That would be murder.
He was bound, as it were, for the sacrifice; there
were a dozen razors at hand; the barber’s aspect
was suspicious, and he had closed the door.
What did it mean?
“I say,” cried the gardener,
sitting bolt upright, “what did you do that
for?”
“Do what, Mr Brime? Fasten
the door? I’ll tell you. I’ve
been that worked this day that I haven’t had
time for a decent meal, and I won’t shave another
chin. That’s what I mean.”
“Oh!” said Brime, calming down a little.
“I don’t hold with working oneself to
death, sir. Do you?”
“No; certainly not,” said
the gardener, with divers memories of idle pipes in
the tool-house when “Master” had gone in
the quarry.
“And so say I, sir,” said
Wimble. “Nobody thinks a bit the better
of you if you do.”
“That’s true,” said
the gardener, letting his head sink back with a sigh,
as Wimble stood before him working up the lather in
his pot to a splendid consistency.
“Anxious time for you people
at the Fort, sir,” said Wimble, beginning to
lather gently, and taking care to leave his customer’s
lips quite free.
“Yes,” said the gardener shortly.
“Poor man! Ah, I wonder how many times
I have shaved him, sir.”
The gardener stared straight before him in silence,
frowning heavily.
“In the midst of life we are
in death, Mr Brime, sir, parson says o’ Sundays,”
continued Wimble, pausing to tuck the cloth a little
more in round his customer’s neck.
No acquiescent reply.
“Just like things in your profession,
Mr Brime, or, as I might say, in mine. Flowers
and grass comes up, and the frost takes one, and the
scythe the other; or beards comes up and the hair grows,
and it’s the razor for one, and the shears for
the other, eh?”
“Humph!”
“Yes, sir; you are quite right,”
said Wimble, replacing the brush in the pot, and proceeding
to rub the soap into his customer’s cheeks, throat
and chin with a long, lissome finger.
Silence.
“Wonderful stiff, wiry beard
yours, Mr Brime, sir. Pleasure to shave it,
though. I hate your fluffy beards that lie down
before the razor. Yours is a downright upright
one, which meets the razor like crisp grass.
What a difference in beards. Not in a hurry,
sir, I hope?”
“No.”
“Then I’ll do it well,
sir, so as to make it last. Ah, many’s
the time I’ve shaved poor Mr Gartram, sir!
Hard man to please over pimples, while a nick used
to make him swear terrible, and there are times when
you can’t help just a touch, sir.”
“No,” said Brime, thinking of slips with
the scythe.
“Good customer gone,”
said the barber, resuming the brush once more, but
still keeping clear of the lips. “Always
a shilling for going up and shaving him, Mr Brime.
Yes, a capital customer gone.”
Here the shaving pot was set down,
and a razor taken out of a loop to re-strop.
“Bad job for me, Mr Brime.
Won’t affect you, I suppose, sir?” continued
Wimble, finishing off the keen-edged razor on his palm
with a loud pat, pat, pat.
“Not affect me?” said
the gardener, sitting up sharply; for the barber had
touched the right key at last, and the instrument began
to sound. “But it will affect me.
How do I know what’ll take place now, sir?
Saved up my little bit o’ money, and made the
cottage comfortable and fit for a wife.”
“Indeed, Mr Brime, and you’d
been thinking of that sort o’ thing, sir?”
“P’raps I had and p’r’aps
I hadn’t,” snarled the gardener, savagely.
“Not the first man, I suppose, as thought of
it.”
“No, sir, indeed. I’ve
been thinking of it for years, and making my bits
o’ preparation; but,” he said
with a sigh “it hasn’t come
off yet.”
A brother in disappointment.
The gardener felt satisfied and disposed to be confidential,
although the lather was beginning to feel cold and
clammy, and the tiny vesicles were bursting and dying
away.
“Yes, I were thinking about
it, Mr Wimble,” he said bitterly; “and
I were going to speak, and I dessay afore long you’d
ha’ heared us asked in church, and now this
comes and upsets it all.”
“Don’t say that, sir,”
said the barber, still stropping his razor gently.
“Like everything else, it passes away and is
forgotten. You’ve only got to wait.”
“Got to wait!” cried the
gardener; “why, the trouble has ’most killed
her, sir, and how do I know what’s going to happen
next?”
“Ah, bad indeed, sir.”
“Our young Miss’ll never
stop in that great place now; and, of course, it’s
a month’s warning, and not a chance of another
place nigh here.”
“Oh, don’t say that, Mr
Brime, sir. That’s the worst way of looking
at it.”
“Ay, but it’s the true way.”
“You’re a bit upset with
trouble now, sir. You wait. Why, there’s
a fine chance here for a clever man like yourself
to set up for himself in the fruit and greengrocery.
See what a job it is to get a bit of decent green
stuff. I never know what it is. Leastways,
I shouldn’t if it weren’t for a friend
bringing me in a morsel o’ fruit now and then.”
“Ah, it’s all over with
that now, Mr Wimble. Poor master; and we may
as well give up all thoughts o’ wedding.
Strange set-out it’s been.”
“Ah!” said Wimble; and
pat, pat, pat, went the razor over his hand
as the lather dried.
“I can’t see much chance for Mr Glyddyr
now.”
“Ah! he was going to marry Miss Gartram, wasn’t
he?”
“He’d ha’ liked
to, and the poor guvnor was on for it; but I know a
little more about that than he did.”
“Ah, yes, Mr Brime, lookers-on
sees more of the game. I always used to think but
of course it was no business of mine that
it was to be Mr Christopher Lisle, till he seemed
to be chucked over like and for looking
elsewhere,” he added between his teeth.
“Looking elsewhere? Gammon!”
“Oh, but he does, sir.”
“Yah! Not he, Wimble. He’s
dead on to the young missus.”
“No, no, Mr Brime, sir,”
said Wimble, waving his razor; “you’ll
excuse me. You’re wrong there.”
“Wrong?” cried the gardener,
excitedly. “Bet you a shilling on it.
No, I don’t want to rob you, because I know.”
“Well, you may know a deal about
gardening, Mr Brime,” said Wimble deprecatingly,
as he shook his head shrewdly; “but fax is fax.”
“Not always, Wimble. You
won’t let it go no further, because he’s
a good sort.”
“If you feel as you can’t
trust me, Mr Brime, sir,” said the barber, laying
down the razor and taking up the brush and shaving
pot once more to dip the former very slowly in the
hot water.
“Oh, you won’t tell,”
said Brime, who had calmed his excitement with a great
many glasses of the household ale at the Fort.
“You’re all wrong. Mr Lisle’s
after our young Miss still; and you mark
my words as soon as they decently can,
they’ll marry.”
“No, sir, no,” said Wimble,
shaking his head, with his eyes fixed upon his best
razor, and his mind upon Mrs Sarson; “you’re
wrong.”
“Why, he was up at our place to see her only
last night.”
“No!”
“He was, and I ketched him on the hop.”
“You don’t say so.”
“But I do. He owned what
he was up there for, poor chap, for the guv’nor
was very rough on him at last. I took him for
a boy after our fruit.”
“Are you talking about last
night, when your Master died?” said Wimble,
breathlessly.
“Yes, of course.”
“Where was he then?”
“Down our garden, on the sly.”
Wimble’s face was a study.
“It was like this. He
didn’t know there was company, and he was trying
to get a word with Miss Claude; but, of course, she
couldn’t get to him, because there was Mr Glider
and the doctor there.”
“Well, you do surprise me, Mr Brime.”
“Yes: where would your shilling be now,
eh?”
“Well, young folks will be young folks; but
I was deceived.”
“Yes, you were. Poor chap.
He little thought when he left me in low spirits,
because he couldn’t get to see his lass, how
soon his chances were going to mend. Bah!
Miss Claude didn’t care that for the other
one a mean, sneaking sort of fellow.
How the poor guv’nor could have taken to him
as he did, I don’t know.”
“Well, you do surprise me,”
said Wimble, re-tucking in the cloth which had been
disarranged by Brime’s “don’t care
that” and snap of the fingers.
“Yes, I thought I could; but keep it quiet.”
“By all means, Mr Brime. Your girl’s
in sad trouble, I suppose?”
“Crying her eyes out, poor lass.
Master was as hard as his own stone; but they had
been very fond of each other.”
“Yes; and I s’pose he
was a good-hearted, generous man underneath.
Give away a great deal to the poor.”
“Not he, Wimble. There
was a deal given away, but it was Miss Claude did
all that, bless her. Master there;
I’m not going to say a word again’ the
dead.”
“No, no, of course not, sir;
but what trouble you must be in!”
“Trouble, sir! When I
heard of it this morning, you might have knocked me
down with a feather.”
“Hah! very awful really, sir,”
said Wimble, beginning to lather again, and this time
in so thoughtful a manner that the gardener’s
mouth disappeared in the soapy foam, and the desire
for more information seemed to have gone.
“Was Chris Lisle up at the Fort
last night? Was our suspicions unjust, then?”
“Then, it must be all on her
side,” thought Wimble, beginning to strop his
razor again fiercely, and he operated directly after
with so much savage energy, that the gardener’s
hands clutched the sides of the chair, and he held
on, with the perspiration oozing out upon his forehead,
and causing a tickling sensation around the roots of
his hair.
“Find it hot, Mr Brime, sir?”
said the barber, as he gave a few finishing touches
to his patient’s chin.
“Very,” said the gardener,
with a sigh of relief, as the razor was wiped and
thrown down, and a cool, wet sponge removed the last
traces of the soap; “you went over me so quick,
I was afraid of an accident.”
“No fear, sir. When a
man’s shaved a hundred thousand people, he isn’t
likely to make a mistake. Thank you, sir; and
I hope you will get everything settled all right up
yonder. When’s the funeral?”
“Don’t know yet, sir.
When the doctors and coroners have done, I suppose.”
“Hum!” said Wimble to
himself, as he ran over the gardener’s words.
“Then, perhaps I have been wrong about him, but
I can’t be about her. She wouldn’t
have held me off all this time if she hadn’t
had thoughts elsewhere.”
He was standing at the door as he
spoke, probably meaning to receive more customers
after all, for he did not slip the bolt.
“Up there in the garden, last
night, to see the young lady, and the next morning
Mr Gartram found dead. Well, it’s a terrible
affair.”
Michael Wimble had obtained more information
than he had anticipated, and of a very different class.