“Want lodgings, sir?”
said Reuben Brime taking his short black pipe from
his lips, and gazing straight out to sea, as if he
thought there was plenty of room for a good long rest
out there. Then straightening himself from having
a good, thoughtful lean on the cliff rail, where he
had been having his evening’s idle after the
day’s work done, he turned, and, looking thoughtfully
at a youngish man in tweeds, as if he were a
plant not growing quite so satisfactorily as could
be wished, he said again, in a tone of mild inquiry, “Lodgings?”
“Yes, lodgings,” said the new-comer shortly.
“Well, I was trying to think
of some, sir; and I could have told you of the very
thing if something as I had in hand had come up I
mean off.”
“Indeed!”
“Yes, sir,” said the gardener
thoughtfully. “I don’t mind who knows
it. I’d got as nice a little cottage in
my eye as any man would wish to have there, the money
to buy all the furniture, as much more as was wanted,
theirs being very old; and I could have said to you,
`There’s a bedroom and a setten’-room,
and the best of attendance.’”
“But it is not in hand, eh?”
“In hand, sir? No, sir; nothing like in
hand.”
“How’s that?”
“Ah, well, I don’t care
who knows it now, sir. Mebbe if she heard how
it’s talked about, and the man’s disappointment,
she may get better, and alter her mind.”
“She? The lady?”
“Yes, sir; the lady, as I may
say I’d engaged myself to; but she’s took
bad and strange, and I suppose it’s all off.”
“Ah, well, I’m sorry to
hear that,” said the stranger, looking amused,
and as if he thought the man he addressed was a little
wanting in brains.
“Thank you, sir, kindly.
Lodgings? no. You see this isn’t
a seaside place.”
“Then what do you call it?” said the stranger.
“Call it, sir? Well, we
calls it Danmouth, or, mostly, Dan’orth, because
you see it’s shorter, and more like one word.”
“Oh, yes, I know the name; but
what do you call it if it isn’t a seaside place?”
“I calls it a port, sir, and
as good a little port as there is anywheres about
this coast. Dinton and Bartoe and Minxton’s
seaside places, with lots of visitors and bathing
machines, and bands and Punch and Judies. Lodgings,
eh? Let me see. Lodgings for a gentleman?
What do you say to the Harbour Inn? They’ve
got as good a drop of beer there as a man could wish
to drink.”
“No, no, I don’t want
to be at a public house. I’m here for a
fortnight’s fishing, and I want nice, comfortable
apartments.”
“And you want comfortable apartments?”
said Brime respectfully, as he rubbed his sunburned
face with the stem of his pipe. “Fishing,
eh? You mean pottering about with a rod and
line; not going with a boat and nets?”
“Quite right.”
“I’ve got it,” said
the gardener. “Mrs Sarson; she lets lodgings.
Stop a moment. I’ll take you on to the
museum.”
“Museum! Hang it all, man, I’m not
a specimen.”
Brime laughed for the first time for a month.
“No, sir, you don’t look
as if you was stuffed. I was going to take you
to our barber’s. He knows everything; and
he’ll tell us whether Mrs Sarson can take you
in.”
“Is it far the museum?”
“Only yonder. Just where you see that
man looking out of the door.”
“Ah, yes,” said the stranger sharply.
“Yours seems a busy place.”
“Tidy, sir, tidy.”
“Whose castle’s that?”
“Mr Gartram’s, sir. Leastwise it
was. He’s gone.”
“Oh! Dead?”
“Yes, sir. The hardest
and the best master as ever was. Some on us’ll
miss him, I expect.”
“Curious kind of master, my
lad, and likely to be missed. Gartram?
Oh, yes, I know; the stone quarry man. Mr Trevithick,
in our town, has to do with his affairs.”
“If you talked all night, sir,
you couldn’t say a truer word than that.
Mr Trevithick, sir, very big man, lawyer.”
“Yes; they call him Jumbo our way.”
Kck!
Brime burst out into a monosyllabic
half laugh, and then stopped short as Wimble was drawing
back into his den to let them pass.
“Here, Mr Wimble, sir, this
gent wants to ask something about Mrs Sarson.”
“Eh! Yes!” said
the barber sharply; and the suspicious look which had
been gathering of late in his face grew more intense.
“Step in, sir, pray,” he added eagerly.
“Oh, that’s not worth
while now,” said the stranger, passing his hand
over his chin. “Give you a look in to-morrow.
My friend here thought you could tell me about Mrs
Sarson’s lodgings.”
“Yes,” said Brime; “and of
course, this gent wants to go fishing, and Mr Lisle’s
always fishing.”
“Mr Lisle?” said the stranger. “Christopher
Lisle?”
“That’s the man, sir,”
said the barber sharply. “You know anything
about him, sir?”
“Only that he has a good heavy account with
our bank.”
Wimble looked sharply at the stranger,
with his head on one side, and more than one eager
question upon his lips. But the new-comer felt
that he had made a slip by talking too freely, and
prevented him by asking a question himself.
“Do you think Mrs Sarson could accommodate me?”
“No, sir,” said Wimble,
looking at him searchingly. “No: she
has no room, I am sure. Take the gentleman up
to Mrs Lampton’s at the top of the cliff road.
I daresay she could accommodate him.”
“Why, of course,” said
Brime; “the very place. I never thought
of that.”
“No, Mr Brime,” said Wimble
patronisingly, as he looked longingly at the visitor
with cross-examination in his breast. “Say
I recommended the gentleman.”
“All right. Come along,
sir, I’ll show you; and if you want a few worms
for fishing, I’m your man.”
“Worms?” said the visitor,
laughing. “I always use flies.”
“Most gents do, sir. Mr
Chris Lisle does. But the way to get hold of
a good fish in a river is with a whacking great worm.”
“Do you know Mr Lisle?”
“Know him? Poor young man, yes.”
“Poor? I don’t call
a gentleman who lately came in for a big fortune poor.”
“Big fortune, sir? Mr
Chris Lisle come in for a big fortune, sir? Hurrah!
Our young lady will be glad.”
The visitor was ready to pull himself
up again sharp, for this was another mistake.
Brime stopped, smiling, at a pretty
cottage, where fuchsias and hydrangeas were blooming
side by side with myrtles, and was going off, when
the visitor offered him a shilling for his trouble.
“Thankye, sir, and I hope you’ll
be comfortable,” said the gardener, descending
the chief path. “Well, I am glad.
Come in for a large fortune. Now, if I were
him, I’d just send Mr Glyddyr to the right about,
and get the business settled as soon as it seemed decent
after master’s death. He is a good sort,
is Mr Lisle, and he’s fond enough of her.
Why, they’ll be married now, and keep up the
old place just as it is; and if I speak when we want
more help, he isn’t the gent to tell a hard-working
man to get up a bit earlier and work a bit later.
Not he. He made a friend of me when he gave
me that half-sov’rin, and I made a friend of
him when I caught him. My, what a lark it was
when I dropped on to him, and he thought it was the
governor! I know he did.”
Reuben Brime smiled as he had not
smiled for days, and a minute or two later he grinned
outright. From his point of vantage, high up
the cliff side, he could see to the mouth of the glen,
and there, to his intense delight, he could just make
out two figures in deep mourning, one tall and graceful,
and the other short, and her head low down between
her shoulders, walking away from him in the distance,
and, not far behind, a sturdy-looking man in light
brown tweeds, with a fishing creel slung at his
back, and a rod over his shoulder, trying hard to overtake
the pair in front.
“Wouldn’t give much for
Mr Glyddyr’s chance,” thought Brime, as
he watched the trio out of sight. “Been
an awfully cloudy time, but the sun’s coming
strong now, and things’ll grow. What a
fellow I am to give up because she was a bit off.
Friends with the new guv’nor means friends
with the new missus, and as Sarah about worships her,
and’ll do what she tells her, why, it’ll
come right in the end.”
He walked on, building castles as
he went, and in the height of his elation he said,
half aloud
“It’s only six pounds
a year, and I could let it till she said yes.
Hang me if I don’t take the cottage after all.”
“Well, Mr Brime,” said
a voice at his elbow, “did Mrs Lampton take the
gentleman in?”
“Eh? Oh, I don’t
know, as I didn’t stop. But she’d
be sure to.”
“Oh, yes, it will be all right,”
said Wimble. “But you’ll come in,
Mr Brime?”
“No. I think I’ll
get back now, and finish my pipe by the cliff.”
“With a beard like that, sir? Better have
it off.”
“Eh? No, it isn’t shaving day.”
“Your beard grows wonderfully
fast, Mr Brime, believe me, sir. I wonder at
a young man like you being so careless of his personal
appearance. You’ll be wanting to marry
some day, sir, and there’s nothing goes further
with the ladies than seeing a man clean-shaved.”
It was not quite a random shot, for
Wimble had wheedled out a little respecting the gardener’s
future, and he had only to draw back with a smile
for the man to follow him in, passing his hand thoughtfully
over his chin, wondering whether it had anything to
do with the very severe rebuff he had more than once
received.
Once more in the chair, tied up in
the cloth, and with his face lathered, he was at Wimble’s
mercy; and as the razor played about his nose and
chin, giving a scrape here and a scrape there, the
barber cross-examined the gardener in a quiet, unconcerned
way, that would have been the envy of an Old Bailey
counsel. In very few minutes he had drawn out
everything that the gardener had learned, and so insidiously
soft were the operator’s words, that Brime found
himself unconsciously inventing and supplying particulars
that the barber stowed up in his brain cell, ready
for future use.
“There, Mr Brime,” he
said, after delivering the final upper strokes with
a dexterity that was perfect, though thrilling, from
the danger they suggested, “I think you will
say, sir, that a good shave is not dear at the price.”
These last words were accompanied
by little dabs with a wet sponge, to remove soapy
patches among the thick whiskers, and then the towel
was handed, and the victim walked to the glass.
“Yes, it does make a difference
in a man,” he said, as he dabbed and dried.
“Difference, sir? It’s
a duty to be clean-shaved. To a man, sir, speaking
from years of experience, a beard is hair, natural
hair. To a woman, sir, it is nothing of the
kind. A woman cannot help it, sir; it is born
in her, but to her, sir, a beard is simply dirt.”
“Hah!” ejaculated the gardener, and he
thought deeply.
“Yes, sir; I’ve often
heard them call it so. Even on the properest
man, it is, in their eyes dirt.”
Brime paid and took his departure,
while Wimble plunged at once among his own dark thoughts.
“That man is blind as a mole,”
he said, “and can see nothing which is not just
before his eyes. He can dig a garden, but he
cannot dig down into his own brain. How horrible!
how strange! And how the slackest deeds will
come out in a way nobody who is guilty suspects.
Yesterday, quite a poor man to-day, very
rich a heavy banking account come
in for a fortune. Yes, it’s all plain
enough now. Now, ought I to do anything and
if so, what?”