Perhaps it was with reading Robinson
Crusoe and Sindbad the Sailor
I don’t know, but I always did have a hankering
after going abroad.
Twopence was generally the extent
of my supply of hard cash, so I used to get dreaming
about gold, and to think that I had only to be wrecked
upon some rocky shore to find the remains of a Spanish
galleon freighted with gold in doubloons, and bars,
and ingots, a prize to which I could lay claim, and
be rich for ever after.
Now, with such ideas as these in my
head, I ask anybody, was it likely that I could take
to soap-boiling?
That was my father’s business,
and he was very proud of his best and second quality
yellow, and his prime hard mottled. He had made
a comfortable living out of it, as his father and
grandfather had before him, helping to cleanse no
end of people in their time; but I thought then, as
I think now, that it was a nasty unpleasant business,
whose odour is in my nostrils to the present day.
“You’re no good, Harry,”
said my father, “not a bit, and unless you sink
that tin-pot pride of yours, and leave off wandering
about and wearing out your boots, and take off your
coat and go to work, you’ll never get a living.
You’ve always got your nose stuck in a book such
trash! Do you ever see me over a book unless
it’s a daybook or ledger, eh?”
My father had no sooner done speaking
than my mother shook her head at me, and I went and
stood out in the yard, leaning my back up against one
of the great tallow hogsheads, and thought.
It only took me five minutes to make
up my mind, for the simple reason that it was already
seven-eighths on the way, this not being the first
time by many a score that my father had given me his
opinion respecting my future prospects in life; and
as I neared twenty such opinions used to seem to grit
in amongst my mental works, while the longer I lived
the more I thought that I should never get my livelihood
by soap-boiling.
Well, my mind was made up most stubbornly
that I would go out to Uncle Reuben.
Just then, as I stood moodily there,
I heard the sound of a scuffle and a sharp smack,
and directly after, one of our lads, a young fellow
of my own age Tom Bulk by name, came hurriedly out
of the kitchen door, rubbing the side of his red face,
but only to drop his hand the moment he caught sight
of me leaning against the tallow-tub.
“What’s the matter, Tom?”
I said, though I knew well enough that Tom was in
hot water.
“Got a flea in my ear, Mas’r
Harry,” he said, with a grin of vexation.
“I caught it in the kitchen.”
“So have I, Tom,” I said
bitterly; “but I caught mine in the parlour.”
“Mas’r been rowing you agen, sir?”
“Yes, Tom,” I said drearily,
“and it’s for the last time. If I’m
no good I may as well be off. I can’t
take to our business.”
“Well, tain’t so sweet
as it used to be, sir; and it don’t seem right
that, to make other folks clean, we should allers
be in a greasy mess. But what are you going to
do, Mas’r Harry?” he said anxiously.
“Going abroad, Tom.”
“So am I, Mas’r Harry.”
“You, Tom?”
“Sure I am, Mas’r Harry,
if you are,” said Tom; and then and there he
pulled off his great, greasy leather apron and soapy
white slop, and fetched his shiny jacket out of the
boiling-house. “I’m ready, Mas’r
Harry,” he exclaimed, as he fought hard to get
one arm properly into his sleeve, but had to try again
and again, because the button was off the wristband
of his shirt, and the sleeve kept slipping up to his
shoulder, necessitating a fresh attempt.
I burst out laughing at him, as I
saw the earnest way in which he took my announcement;
but the more I laughed the more solid Tom became, as
he worked his body into his old coat, and then proceeded
to button it right up to the chin, slapping himself
several times upon the chest to settle a wrinkle here
and there, and ending by spitting in his hands, and
looking at me as much as to say, “Where’s
boxes, Mas’r Harry? Let’s be off.”
“Watcher larfin’ at, Mas’r Harry?”
he said at last.
“At you, Tom,” I replied.
“All right, Mas’r Harry,”
he replied in the most philosophical way, “larfin’
don’t cost nothing, and it’s very pleasant,
and it don’t matter when it’s them as
you know; but when it comes to somebody you don’t
know, why then it riles.”
I turned serious on the instant.
“Do you know what you are talking about, Tom?”
I said.
“Sure I do, Mas’r Harry. Talkin’
’bout going abroad.”
“But where?”
“I d’know, Mas’r Harry; only it’s
along o’ you.”
“But, my good fellow,”
I said, “perhaps I’m about to do very wrong
in going.”
“Then, p’r’aps I am, Mas’r
Harry,” he replied, “and that don’t
matter.”
“But it might be the ruin of your prospects,
Tom.”
“Ruin o’ my prospecks!”
cried Tom. “Hark at him!” and he
seemed to be addressing a pile of chests. “Don’t
see as there’s much prospeck in looking down
into a taller tub. I could do that anywheres.”
“But you don’t understand me, Tom,”
I cried.
“Don’t want to, Mas’r
Harry,” he said. “I know as I’m
allers gettin’ my face slapped when I go
into the kitchen; that I always get the smell o’
the tallow in my nose and can’t get it out; and
that I hate soap to such an extent that I wouldn’t
care if I never touched a bit again.”
“Oh, but you’ll get on
here, Tom, in time, and perhaps rise to be foreman.”
“No, I sha’n’t,
Mas’r Harry, ’cause I’m coming along
with you.”
“But don’t you see that
I am going to a place where it would not be suitable
for you.”
“What’s sootable for you,
Mas’r Harry, would be just as sootable for me,
and I’d work like one of the niggers out there,
only harder.”
“Niggers out where, Tom?”
“Where we’re going, Mas’r Harry.”
“How do you know there are any niggers where
we are going, sir?”
“Oh, there’s sure to be,
Mas’r Harry. There’s niggers everywheres,
I’ve heerd tell.”
“Oh, but really, Tom,”
I said, “it is all nonsense. Look here,
I’m going out to join my uncle in South America.”
“South America, Mas’r
Harry!” said Tom eagerly. “Why, that’s
just the very place I want to go to.”
“I don’t believe it, Tom,”
I said sharply. “If I had told you I was
going to South Australia, you would have said just
the same.”
“Dessay I should, Mas’r Harry,”
he replied grinning.
“Well now, look here, Tom,”
I continued very seriously, “I am going out
to join my uncle, and if I get on, and can see that
there is a good chance for you out there, why, I’ll
send you word, and you can join me.”
“No, you won’t, Mas’r Harry,”
he said quietly.
“But I promise you that I will.”
“No, you won’t, Mas’r Harry.”
“Don’t you believe my word, Tom?”
“I believe that you believe
you mean me to believe, Mas’r Harry,” he
said; “but I don’t mean you to go without
me, and so I tell you. There wouldn’t
be no getting on without me alongside o’ you,
that there wouldn’t, and I’m going along
with you.”
“What are you two quarrelling
about?” said my father, coming up just then.
“We were not quarrelling, father,”
I replied, snatching at the opportunity to lay bare
my plans now that I was a little excited, for I had
been rather nervous about how my proposals would be
taken.
“Mas’r Harry’s going
out foreign abroad,” said Tom sturdily; “and
he said I warn’t to go with him, and I said
I would, sir that’s all.”
“Oh, he’s going abroad, is he?”
said my father.
“Yes, sir,” I replied,
“I have made up mind to go and see if Uncle
Reuben can find me anything to do.”
“I hope you don’t think
that you are going to lead a life of idleness out
there, sir?”
“Oh no, sir,” I replied, “I mean
to work.”
“Then why don’t you work here?”
said my father.
“Because I hate the trade so, sir.”
“Nice clean business too,”
said my father; “makes clean money, and keeps
people clean. I suppose you know it’s horribly
hot out there?”
“Not so hot as in our boiling-house, sir,”
I replied.
“Humph!” said my father;
and then, without another word, he walked back into
the house.
“I am glad,” cried
Tom, rubbing his hands together softly. “What
a time of it we shall have, Mas’r Harry!”
It was my turn now to be silent, and
I stood watching Tom, and thinking as I struggled
with myself that it would, after all, be very pleasant
to have a sturdy trustworthy fellow like Tom always
at my back when I was in a strange land. For
I had read that the descendants of the old Spaniards
in South America were courtly noble-looking gentlemen
enough, but were bitter and revengeful, and not always
disposed to look with favour upon Englishmen.
How did I know but in my fortune-seeking adventures for
truly enough I meant to go out to seek my fortune I
might make enemies, and be sometime or another in danger.
Then how good it would be to have such a henchman
as Tom at my side.
My thoughts were very visionary, of
course, for I could not foresee the strange adventures
through which I should have to go; and for the moment
I was about to turn sharp round on Tom, and shake hands
and say, “That’s right, Tom, we will go
out and carve our fortunes together.” But
I checked myself directly, as I thought of my position.
For how was I to take out with me
what to all intents and purposes would be a servant,
when the probabilities were that I should hardly have
the money to pay my own passage to the far-off land?
I was interrupted in my thoughts by
Tom, who turned to me and said, “Give me your
knife, Mas’r Harry, and I’ll give it a
good sharp up along o’ mine. There’s
nothing like having a good keen knife in your pocket
when you’re going travelling, so they say.”
“Very true, Tom,” I cried
laughing; “are you really in earnest over this?”
“Really in earnest, Mas’r
Harry? Why, I never felt so earnest before in
my life. To be sure I am, I want to see a bit
o’ the world.”
“Very well then, Tom,”
I replied; “you will have a hard lot to share
with me, but share it you shall if you like.”
“I don’t want to share
or anything of the kind,” said Tom gruffly.
“You’re young master, and I’m only
lad. I know what I am and what I’m fit
for well enough, Mas’r Harry, so don’t
you get talking no more about sharing danger, because
it won’t do.”
“Oh, very well, Tom, we won’t quarrel
about that.”
“That’s right then, Mas’r Harry;
so now give us hold of your knife.”
I gave him my knife, in a thoughtful
way, and he took it, opened it, and examined its edge.
“Blunt as a butter knife, Mas’r
Harry,” he cried. “And now, when
do we start?”
“Start, Tom?” I cried
laughing. “Oh, it is not like going to
London, we must make a great many preparations first,
for it’s a long journey.”
“Is it?” he said.
“Two or three hundred miles, Mas’r Harry?”
“A good deal more than two or
three thousand, Tom,” I replied.
“Oh, all right, Mas’r
Harry. I don’t mind how far it is, as long
as we keep together. My word an’ honour,
won’t it be different to making best yaller
and mottled and cutting it into bars?”
“Different, Tom?” I said
dreamily. “Yes, my lad, it will indeed.”